Prank Call Sounds: David Letterman Soundboard Edit

All a little dialing music OK.

Disney.

Fine, good luck show boy.

Flying monkeys is funny.

Get ready for real comedy fund.

Hello, you're on the air.

Hey, how can you hear me in there?

Hey.

Hey.

Hi Ken

Hi meg it's me dave

Hi.

How are you doing?

Huh?

I don't believe there's a man woman or child alive today who doesn't enjoy a lovely beverage

I know for a fact I'm radio waves is harmful.

I like to think of myself as King of the rappers.

I think there's something weaselly going on.

If I clean the garage we take me to wrestling

Ladies and gentlemen wake the kids phone the neighbors

My parents were circus people

No, I'm not talking to you right now, right?

Oh boy is my face red

Oh by the way my name is dave it's my show i'm sorry

Oh, I know. I know you're giving me signals like I don't know what I'm doing. Can you imagine that may not know what I'm doing?

Oh, I've missed. I'll damn damn.

Screw you.

That's right, I have the strength of 10 men.

There used to be a couple years ago a woman who would break into my house

Welcome to New York City. Welcome to the show. I'm Dave.

What hello?

What is wrong with you?

What?

What's matter out?

Why hello girls?

Wow.

Yeah, pinhead.

Yes.

You guys suck.

You son of a *****

22 pounds of chickens. 18 eggplants.