Prank Call Sounds: Mort Goldman Soundboard Edit

Ah

Ahh, please flush the toilet twice, once for the bulk, and again for the remainder

And they would beat me in stick pine cones in my ass

Are all the other men out of the shower yet

At goldman

Birthday

Danielle

Demanding a pirate should stab me in the air when I was five

From an early age my parents discouraged loud noises

I enjoy my job as a pharmacist

I had terrible mucus coming out from inside my nose

I remember when you real and I had our first kiss

I think it's very very nice

I think it's very very nice that our children had this wonderful kiss

I took so many I thought I was mister peanut

I was once addicted to antihistamines

I'm trying to overcome my fear of swords

It was just awful

Jimmy hopkins

Like that

Mercy

Mister peanut

No

Nobody makes a full lettermore goldman

Oh

Oh god

Oh god

Oh god I think I just miscarried

Oh just awful

Oh she's a deer

Oh they were awful

Peter

Peter

So awful

Sting

Take that your birthday

Tasty cakes

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you

Thank you very much

They called me tastykakes

They said big hurtful things to me

They were very nasty to me about that

Those were very bad times

Uh

We were both very sick

What about you saying

What's the matter with you

Wonderful

Yes

Yes

Yes