Chris Crocker Soundboard Edit

A lot of people have asked me my beauty secrets

A minute

A voice

After all she's been through

All

All I care about is britney 's well being

All I want is for you to get well

All right

All you do is write a bunch of crap about her

And do a real ass bitch

And how fucking dare anyone out there make photo pretty after all these bins room

And I don't know about you

And to top it off i'm a real bitch

And what's your sign

Anna nicole smith

Any inanimate object

Anyone who has a problem with her you deal with maine

Anyways it's just like

Are we going to have to make our own island

Are we saw made

Are you people want is more more more more more

Are you the aquarius for oh

Are you using your country considered late

As a half boy half girl

Asteria type

Because she's not well right now

Because you know what

Because you know what

Big ass billy bass bully ass loudmouth

Bitch

Bitch

Bitch let me tell you something

Bitch please

Britney

Britney spears

But I think I know what the problem is

But it's true

Can I get up bring a ling a ling

Chris

Chris crocker

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Damn it

Day is an adjective

Do we really want to see at twenty five year old woman leave behind two children and i

Do you have any idea what i'm going to do now

Do you know I don't give a fuck i'm fucked free

Do you know what i'm gonna do

Do you not pay attention to detail

Do you not pay attention to the last week

Don't say it's only OK for black people to say a word

Erase due to be the football playing you know unintelligent fuck that you are now

Ever since I broke up with my dog

Five twenty five PM

For your own good

Get well brittany

Give me off baby

Gresham 's lopian tube

Harry potter

Have we learned nothing

Hawaii

He made shit on you

He's mad at me

Hello

Hello

Hello

Hello

Hello

Hello Im Pretty Too

His penis

Holy shit

Horny

How are you

How to tell my myspace fans on ya

How you doing

How you doing really

Huge handed town mean

I called you

I can tell you what it's like when guys hit on girls

I couldn't believe my ears when I recently heard a rumor

I do take daily long dips

I don't care what anyone says

I don't doubt maine

I don't give a fuck but I do give a damn

I don't like hypocrites

I get in your face I get in your mind and I get under your skin

I give a damn about you thinking I give a fuck

I guess you're fucked

I had

I had that

I have a boyfriend brother

I know that sounds bad

I like mythological creatures

I love black people but

I love you but I won't have sex with you bitch

I see stars

I speak this cattle shit you know but i'll speak it as a first language I speak this shit as a second language

I still to this day don't speak to my mother because she refused to have a C section

I think that's what loves it out there you know

I think we're soul mate

I use a ride cheater

I usually let people think what they want

I wanna try and patch things up

I want to speak on something

I want you to be obsessed with me that's what I mean

I wanted to call you and thank you for getting my face tattooed on your ass

I will count myself too

I yeah I yeah I yeah

I'm a corny love fan

I'm a sagittarius

I'm a slow my myspace fans on ya

I'm about to lose my manners

I'm jumping off the nearest fucking building

I'm just a real bitch in a fake ass world

I'm kind of pissed

I'm not afraid to say this

I'm not getting into that

I'm not going to tell you this sandwich

I'm on like a low asian rich cards home for you

I'm pissed

I've never been told that before

If anything ever happens to her

If she ever commit suicide because of a fucking idiot

If you don't want your man to cheat on you

Into your face actually

Is agnes

Is it that time of the month again

Is that how you're going to change maine

Is there really a closet full of gay guys

Is this the aquarius

It shows

It's like you tell me I got the voice of an angel

It's the straight people

Just because your man cheats on you

Just know that

Kind of embarrassing them

Leave Britney Alone! #britney spears #chris crocker #leave britney alone

Like fuck that like grow some intelligence

Liver load

Look at the president

Love are you thinking

Makes sense

Maybe I do have a problem

Maybe i'm wrong

Monique

My boyfriend thinks that i'm scheduled for tonight

My hands are shaking you're my soul mate

Never use that term again

Never use the word grow some balls again

No

No

No

No I I like a people

No one messes with my friends or I go absolutely question

No say it bitch

Not take risks you got that good phone pussy

Now it does

Now that we've discussed that and you've admitted to being obsessed with me now we're good

Now that you've informed me of that i'm gonna go a little crazy

Oh my god

OK

OK I love you

One

One of the most controversial words in the world is

Only black people can say the N word

Play video load

Playing granny alone

Quite literally

Real bitch island

Right but I want you to be obsessed with me

Say it

Screw him

See I do viking kids or husband turned out to be

Shall pass out 'cause i'm pants and you've got some explaining to do

Shame shame shame shame shame

She hasn't performed on stage and years

She loves her and she went through a divorce

So am

Social the many variations of bitch please they come in handy in many areas of life I hope they help

Something about the colors the cinematography it also sort of just sulks into your skin

Sorry

Speaking of professionalism when is it professional to publicly bash someone who's going through our time

Subconsciously spreading homophobia

Swords

Talk about a bullshit story

Tampar girl myself

Tell now

Thank you

That I can do to anime thing for you baby as long as you tell me I got the voice of an angel

That's a are obsessed with maine

That's how I have been like vagina

That's so gay

That's so straight

That's when I truly believe

That's wrong on so many accounts can not only is it sexist that you know

The fact here

The inward

The press

The sandwich shop

The term grow some balls

The world can kiss my ass goodbye

Then

There's a man in scar who's watching over us

There's a rumor floating around that I give a fuck

They came out of my mother 's vagina hat

This

This country is so straight

This is travis

This we found person

Three-hour gazes

Trust me

Uh-huh

Uncharacteristic here

We will uh

Well

What is being black has to do with it

What pinocchio came along and told you I give a fuck and you believed it

What you call me

What you call me

What's in his underpants

Who lied

Who lied to you and told you I give a fuck

Why am I not in it right now

Why did the churches need so much money

Why don't we gonna ask you do

Why not

Yarn deal which are showing a damn

Yeah

You asked me to call you

You know

You know it's very easy for men

You know what I better not lose marcoule

You look like a real bitch

You said you loved me but in a non stalker way

You slut

You want me to mount for you

You're cute

You're my soul mate

You're not supposed to talk like that you're not black

You're so hard

You're weird you're crazy or deranged

Your boyfriend me cheat on you and not mean too

'cause I have a boyfriend

'cause i'm with an dumb dumb shit