Chris-Chan Soundboard Edit

And I think about you I think about like a serious kind of woman i've ever known in my life

And then and then you know what i'm going to like it i'm gonna lick it off your face and then we're gonna share it in our sun like can sharing moment

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At least I don't know about lying pretending the iron an astronaut

Because yes because you're frustrated and not in your frustration is reflecting answer me and it's making me feel frustrated it's making me feel frustrated

Bring the police and the ambulance around

Casey

Chris

Christian

Christian life in chandler

Cortana wake up call

Don't call us anymore

Don't say that

Find your name is question was his handler my name is christian watchtower bottle christian wasn't taylor

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Go ahead go ahead take it to the police

Good evening sir how are you

He had missed medication

He just really ticked me off right there when you said that

Hello

Hello

Hello

Honey have you talking to her real robert chandler and second

How are you

How are you

I am a strong man

I am full of surprises

I am going to find you and i'm going to have you proven as a liar

I am not lazy

I am retarded

I can't really do anything i'm not right there in front you know am i

I care about you very much

I did I do fifty one rest with it see pound weight

I did not even have a real gun

I did not mean to give off the impression of being crazy

I do not weigh two hundred twenty pounds I weigh when I weigh a lot less than that

I don't know

I got I got essential boy see now I definitely got the thing crosby too baby you know i've been raised on music my dad was a technical engineer got all them patents and everything

I have kissing ass

I have not been copying you have a copying night

I have somebody shopping I work here I wish you're sad

I invite you to come i'd like you to write this down

I know i'm so excited I can't I just can't hide it

I like to draw and color

I may have not assert goddamnit

I never famous for being the original creator of such in last tuesday electric head shop pokemon

I never promised you a happy endin

I promise you

I stand corrected

I will call nine one one

I would not shoot you

I'll come on

I'll just say that this is been the most experiencing conversation

I'm currently living with my mother and my father

I'm doing good

I'm good

I'm happy that flies for their ass with an honest answer

I'm high functionally autistic

I'm just rubbing myself thinking about it

I'm so sick of you call me by that stupid name

I'm so sick of you pretending to be made

I'm sorry

I'm sorry could you repeat you pizza

I'm sorry I didn't understand the question

I'm sorry the white

I'm twenty seven

I've got a lot more experience than you could imagine

It's not officially published yet

Jesus

Little son of a bitch

Look it up in a dictionary

Matthew

Maybe like the first time all over again girl you know how I enjoyed the first time

My name is christian

My name is christian weston chandler

No

No

No I am not threatening you

Now i'm speechless at the moment

Now no

Oh

Oh I think i've been great for me you know I just finished the dating episode it is fantastic

Oh no my right arm but on the phone and I use my left hand to touch myself

Oh yeah

Oh yeah that sounds good that sounds good yeah that sounds very good

Oh yeah that that sounds fucking awesome

Oh yeah turns me on

Oh yeah you know my address why you got mapquest to come all the way over

OK now I feel insulted with those what you just said there

Pussy

Ruckersville

Shut the hell up

So did you get the comic pages I sent you

Sound

That's my father

That's your opinion and you have every right to your own opinion

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Want to help why are you why did you start doing it in the first place you little son of a bitch

We are in the same time zone it

Well i'm sorry I give up the impression

Well sometimes my memory fails me

What can I do to make up for that

What time do you think you could be by my place

Who is this

Yeah

Yeah i'm just gonna keep banging your breasts over and over again and so I give you a personal sit on my comeuppance

Yeah OK well I mean I misunderstood the question

Yeah the house it has been my screen is christian wasn't sandler you know my car as allies this way that says suck an issue on it

Yeah wait till tomorrow when you get here

Yeah you have latent range life sweetheart

Yeah you'll be in my dreams and i'll be in yours i'll be in yours

Yes

Yes

Yes I agree with you this is frustrating

You can find me right now why hold at fourteen branchland quarts in ruckersville virginia

You can nothing but a given nothing but hannah martin pain in my side

You got the touch

You know I watched my own share pornography in my lifetime but you know I just got this is me crawling happy now

You know it girl

You no you been copying maine for the past brandon six months

You shut up

You want me to caress your breath

You'll be love my dick and something in all that you know any of this and i'll be putting it between your tits while you're all tide up

You're beautiful you're beautiful it's true

You're just you're the copycat

You're my baby