Chris Moyles Show - Carpark Catchphrase Sounds Edit

Ah

Alright Roy, calm down

Alright, well thanks for that

And a Merry Christmas to you too

And on line 2, it's contestant number 2

Are they having a laugh?

Argh. Look behind you

Arms at the ready, fingers steady. Let's play Carpark Catchphrase

Be back in about an hour

Beep beep beep, beautiful.

Beep beep, one road travel, with the fabulous Dominic Burns

Before 12. Bargain. You won't get it until after 12.

Biggun

Blige

Bullocks

Bush

Can I have cold apple pie and hot custard

Can I have hot apple pie and cold custard

Can I have hot apple pie and hot custard

Chris Moyles is great

Come on

Come on then big boy, let's do it

Come on!

Come on!

Contestant number 2

Cooey

Crikey

Do you realise who you've phoned?

Dover

Fingers steady

For your height, you have quite long legs

Frankly, I'd rather stick a fork in my eye

Friday

Ginger

Go back to your work, do another hour's work, pop back for a brew. Does that happen to everybody?

Good morning

Good morning Chris, how are you today?

Good morning everybody

Good morning, Barack Obama

Haa

Hah

Hahahaha, that's very funny Chris

Harry

Have you bought me a Christmas present yet?

He's watching you right now

Hello

Hello Chris, my name's Rosanna, and I'm from Peyton

Hello to you

Here's another carpark catchphrase

Hi Tony, got tea for you

Hi Tony, there's a woman outside with the tea van for you. Yep, two minutes

Hmm

Hooray woo

How do you know all this?

I accept that you think I should have a beard

I associate beards with old men

I can't think of anything I'd like to do less

I didn't say OK, did I?

I do

I do, brown hair

I do, I'd say you're about a 30 leg

I feel a lot better now

I have a friend who lives there

I have a friend who lives there

I like it

I like the sound of that

I never got treated like this on Channel 4

I think it'd make a great TV show

I wouldn't do that if you paid me

I'm not sure about that

I'm trying to wake up

I've never been so insulted in all my life

I've never been there before

If we've got it, you can have it

If you want, I'll take a photo every day, and I won't shave

Imagine watching me in the shower

Intro music

Is the reformed scampi on today?

Is this person for real?

It's

It's a horn aplenty

It's the right answer

It's the wrong answer I'm afraid

Ivor

Let's hear the horn then

Let's hear their horn then

Maureen on reception

Mmm, nice wheels

Monday

Mycock

No

Oh

Oh

Oh Lorena

Oh no

Oh no!

Oh really

Oh, it's good. But it's not right

OK

OK

OK, so let me guess, you are 5 ft 6

Paul

Please welcome on line 1, it's contestant number 1

Please welcome on Line 1, it's contestant number 1

Probably

Right, let's hear your horn

Say goodbye Mr Fish. He's waving

She sounds lovely

Sheila

Shut up

Some people have random jobs

That was very impressive

That's just wrong

Think about it

This is painful

Thursday

To be quite honest with you, I quite fancy going on Celebrity Big Brother

Tuesday

Uh

Um

Watch your mouth fatty

Wednesday

Well I'll be the judge of that

Well if you say so

Well probably not

Well that's not very nice

Well, maybe I'll do that. Yeah, it'll be fun

Well, of course

What a total moron

What's the weather like there today?

What's your name, and where do you come from?

Whatever

Where's that?

Who

Why

Yay

Yep

Yes

Yes of course

You

You do

You have shoulder length brown hair

You're both back in play

You're very close, but it's not the right answer