Chris Pratt Soundboard Edit

And i'm gonna tell you something batman is the worst person i've ever met

Drink overpriced coffee

Here's the thing how do we know for sure that i'm not the special we just don't know it yet

I like beer #i like beer #ultra #chris pratt #beer run

I'm late to meet my best friends in the whole world they're probably missing me right now they're probably out looking around

In fact i'm not all that smart and i'm not what you'd call a creative type plus generally unskilled also scared and cowardly

Iron Man Says Wow #wow #really #rdj #chris pratt #iron man

It's not a competition #not a competition #competition #chris pratt #challenge

No they're expecting us to show up in a bat spaceship or a pirate spaceship or a rainbow sparkle spaceship

President business is gonna end the world but he's such a good guy

There's no signs or anything how does anyone know what not to do

Wear clothes oop! I almost forgot that one!

Well hi there i'm a cowboy! bang bang bang bang bang bang! shoot shoot shoot bullet bullet gun zap zap zap pow zap pow

What is your name? #pardon #what is your name #chris pratt

Wyldstyle you're such an amazing person and you know if batman can't see that then he's just well he's just as blind as a guy whose eyes stopped working

You're gonna melt me' am I gonna die

Your secret weapon yes it's called the power of the special