Chris Tucker Soundboard Edit

Big worm

Cause its Friday

DAAAMMNNN!!

Friday sit down

Get your ass up and cook or clean up or do something

Go and get something to eat I know you hungry

He be like shut the fuck up I be quiet but when he leave I be talking again

Hey you the last brother money i'd mess with i'll steal from my mama before I mess with your shit and you know this man

I don't give a fuck

I told you the weed be letting you know evil lurks

It's friday we'll get you high

Just give me three and a half minutes maybe even four she'll be wanting to marry a ******

Man ain't nothing wrong with smoking weed weed is from the earth god put this here for me and you take advantage man take advantage

Nobody wanna mess with the smoke dog (barking)

Older the berry the sweeter the juice it's the blacker the berry the sweeter the juice yeah well yeah she blacker than a motherfucker too

Ooh what's up not a damn thing

Payback's a motherfucker ain't it ******

Shit that girl wider than all outside

Sweating it out

Tell him to comb his goddamn hair like a bunch of spiders is having a meeting on his head

That's okay! she'll be back another quaalude she'll love me in the morning

What kind of shit is that most people wanna borrow sugar or even ketchup you wanna borrow my car

What time your mama leaving in a little while why because I wanna smoke this joint

Why you hook me up with that fat ass bald head girl

You ain't got no sugar damn

You got knocked the f*ck out!

You got knocked the fuck out

You got knocked the fuck out man