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A bald faced liar
A bald faced liar
Alright i'll see you later
Alright i'll see you later
An AST elias
An AST elias
And I would
And I would
And i'll have a vanilla
And i'll have a vanilla
Are you my cock asian
Are you my cock asian
Baba yakitori ya sha la property I a copy
Baba yakitori ya sha la property I a copy
Bald asshole
Bald asshole
Camel
Camel
Club soda and salt
Club soda and salt
Did he take the shrimp
Did he take the shrimp
Do I go around pushing lobster on people
Do I go around pushing lobster on people
Don't just say goodbye
Don't just say goodbye
Don't tell me what to do
Don't tell me what to do
Freaking asshole
Freaking asshole
Got the cash room
Got the cash room
He got my apple turnovers
He got my apple turnovers
Heaven
Heaven
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hello
Hey listen your dad 's not wrestler isn't he
Hey listen your dad 's not wrestler isn't he
Him, I could kind of take him or leave him
Him, I could kind of take him or leave him
Huh
Huh
I
I
I
I
I could work at the temple
I could work at the temple
I did accused you of being a shoe horn
I did accused you of being a shoe horn
I got a job
I got a job
I got in a fight
I got in a fight
I have a friend
I have a friend
I have something stuck in my throat
I have something stuck in my throat
I just had this
I just had this
I think I saw that people care
I think I saw that people care
I would love
I would love
I'm a big expensive man
I'm a big expensive man
I'm pretty excited
I'm pretty excited
I'm selling cars
I'm selling cars
I'm tired
I'm tired
I've got some
I've got some
If you betray me you're going to die you'll suck on my dick
If you betray me you're going to die you'll suck on my dick
Larry David Sounds Sound
Larry David Sounds Sound
Look
Look
Love that
Love that
No
No
No I don't think so
No I don't think so
Oh
Oh
OK
OK
OK bye
OK bye
Really
Really
Scum sucking mother fucking whore
Scum sucking mother fucking whore
So somebody told me today that too much soy makes your brain shrink
So somebody told me today that too much soy makes your brain shrink
Song up his ass
Song up his ass
Sounds like pics fucking
Sounds like pics fucking
Speakerphone please
Speakerphone please
Sure I know I don't care
Sure I know I don't care
These directions are shit you know that
These directions are shit you know that
Tired
Tired
Well how about honey I forgive you would you like to have sex
Well how about honey I forgive you would you like to have sex
Well that's what I thought OK
Well that's what I thought OK
Well then we play scrabble
Well then we play scrabble
What
What
What a moron
What a moron
Yeah
Yeah
You don't talk much do ya
You don't talk much do ya
You know what you gotta stop the grunting
You know what you gotta stop the grunting
You're a small pet here small petting man
You're a small pet here small petting man
You're kidding
You're kidding