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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Season 5 Curb Your Enthusiasm is a popular television show that premiered in the year 2000.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - Season 5

Curb Your Enthusiasm is a popular television show that premiered in the year 2000. Created by and starring Larry David, the show is known for its unique blend of humor, satire, and improvisational style. Season 5 of Curb Your Enthusiasm takes viewers on yet another hilarious and cringeworthy journey through Larry David's life.

The cast list for Season 5 of Curb Your Enthusiasm includes Larry David as himself, Cheryl Hines as Larry's wife Cheryl, Jeff Garlin as Larry's manager Jeff, and Susie Essman as Jeff's wife Susie. The show also features recurring guest appearances by various celebrities who play themselves, adding an extra layer of realism to the comedy.

In this season, Larry David finds himself in a myriad of awkward situations, usually resulting from his own well-intentioned but often misguided actions. From social faux pas to bizarre misunderstandings, Larry's life is a constant source of comedic chaos. Whether he is accidentally offending others, getting entangled in misunderstandings, or simply expressing his unfiltered thoughts, Larry's lack of a filter leads to countless hilarious moments.

One notable episode from Season 5 is "The Therapists". In this episode, Larry and Cheryl decide to see the same marriage counselor separately. However, things take an unexpected turn when Larry discovers that his therapist has been sharing their confidential conversations with Cheryl. This leads to a series of misunderstandings, confrontations, and of course, comedic confrontations.

Another standout episode from this season is "The Smoking Jacket". In this episode, Larry becomes obsessed with acquiring a valuable smoking jacket that once belonged to the legendary comedian, Bob Einstein. The jacket becomes a coveted item among Larry's friends, leading to a hilarious competition to see who will be the lucky owner of the iconic garment.

Season 5 of Curb Your Enthusiasm also tackles various social issues and cultural norms in its trademark satirical style. From mocking the obsession with political correctness to lampooning societal norms, the show fearlessly explores the absurdities of modern life.

If you're a fan of Curb Your Enthusiasm, you can play and download the sounds from Season 5 by visiting our website. Relive the laughter and cringe-worthy moments from this iconic season whenever you want.

With its unique blend of improvisation, satire, and irreverence, Curb Your Enthusiasm continues to entertain and captivate audiences. Season 5 showcases the witty writing and brilliant performances that make this show a true comedic gem.

So, grab your popcorn and settle in for a hilarious and sometimes uncomfortable ride with Larry David as he navigates his way through Season 5 of Curb Your Enthusiasm. And remember, you can play and download these sounds here, so you never have to miss a moment of the laughter!

A brand new sandwich called the "Larry David."
A brand new sandwich called the "Larry David."
A check!
A couple of hours?! What, are you kidding?
A couple of hours.
A girl... I would worship Jane...
A guy in a suit is taking my paper?
A guy in a suit? Huh?
A higher rate than I charge most people.
A hotel? Hotels are good. You know, there's a lot of activity
A jerk.
A little chicken?
A little chicken?
A lot of noise sometimes. Am I right?
A lot of people who have managers and friends need kidneys.
A minute later Ruth wins.
A Mr. Louis Lewis...
A pair of fours.
A plus. My best student of the day.
A skirt steak...
A suicide email?!
A suit's a good cover if a guy's gonna steal a paper.
A very, very dear friend of mine actually...
A young, fresh kid out of college just needs the opportunity.
About a week ago, and he moved back in with her.
About me being... adopted?
About to pull the plug? Are you crazy?
About you in the L.A. Magazine.
About your behavior last night at the banquet.
Absolutely. Come on.
Absolutely. Put it on.
According to one of the brothers, you said,
Actually, my housekeeper.
Actually, that might be Jeff calling about the temple tickets.
Actually, they named a sandwich after me.
Adopted?
Ah, all right, all right. I don't even like it.
Ah, jesús!
Ah! Um...
Ah.
Ah.
Ahem, he grazed the ship.
Ahem.
Ahh, chicken teriyaki boy!
Ahh.
Aka Peter the tork,
All right, and...
All right, come on in for a second. You can come in.
All right, everybody. Are we ready to start another game?
All right, give it to him. Give it to him.
All right, great. Hey
All right, great. Little tattletale.
All right, hold on.
All right, I'll be there in like 10 minutes.
All right, I'll get some scalper tickets.
All right, I'll see you in about 10 15 minutes.
All right, I'll see you, uh, soon.
All right, I'll take the test.
All right, I'll tell you what I'm gonna do for you.
All right, I'm going to the bathroom.
All right, I'm gonna get something to eat.
All right, is it my imagination?
All right, it's gonna be fun. I love golf.
All right, just give me my key.
All right, let me give you a clue, okay?
All right, Mr. David.
All right, Mr. David. What's this call regarding?
All right, now go into the kitchen. Go in the kitchen.
All right, okay, okay.
All right, Sheriff!
All right, so what... what do I owe you? I owe you money.
All right, that sounds good.
All right, uh...
All right, what else you got?
All right, whatever you said just now,
All right, whatever.
All right, you know what?
All right, you must... missed "passion of the Christ."
All right, you're welcome.
All right!
All right.
All right. All right, kiddo.
All right. I am so bummed out.
All right. I'll get your jacket back.
All right. I'll talk to you later.
All right. Man, take it easy.
All right. Man, take it easy.
All right. Thanks for your help.
All right. What the hell. What's the harm?
All right... Pima! Pima!
All the bow ties or something?
All the information from the wife who doesn't hold any secrets.
All you do all day long is this Blackberry thing.
All you need are flip flops and jeans.
All: Hi, nat.
Almost broke my hand with that shake.
Am I detecting a little... Daytime sex here?
Anchorman: this has been the third hold up
And a portobello mushroom salad.
And apologize for the whole kamikaze statement
And at no point, he says to you, "hey, what about the fat guy"
And be uncomfortable?
And before we go, I want to say something to you guys
And call it a day, no. That's not how it works.
And Cheryl was mocking me for wearing a coat,
And come back here where we're going to be getting married.
And come down and join us for the rest of the seder.
And crash the plane into a ship?
And do you, Marla, take this man, Mark,
And don't tell me, after that game
And don't worry about that other thing.
And everyone's always accepted it quite graciously.
And gave it to his daughter and didn't tell me why.
And gonna be alone on passover,
And he remembered what I said and he got me this.
And he started choking and couldn't breathe
And he tried, he didn't actually kill himself.
And he was your favorite. You liked him more than Palmer...
And he'd really appreciate it.
And he's resting.
And her... I see her leave with the same uniform.
And hold the date of the 14th
And I could ask that kid Wilson, to go with me.
And I couldn't hear the waiter because some of your brothers
And I couldn't help but mention the...
And I couldn't help but notice
And I feel like I have to tell you.
And I finally got it back.
And I got so worked up I lost control of my car
And I have Larry David's place card right next to hers.
And I have to say,
And I kind of invited him to the seder.
And I know it takes place on Wednesdays and Fridays.
And I looked in the front seat and the trunk.
And I mean no disrespect.
And I mean this. I admire the both of you.
And I prefer to leave it at that.
And I said, "Larry, would you like to make a toast?"
And I say that it happens every single time.
And I should be rewarded for that foresight, not punished.
And I should have something to you soon.
And I was smart, you know, to bring the jacket.
And I was... I was putting it back on.
And I won your dollar.
And I'll get in a lawsuit or something. Who the hell knows?
And I'll tell you what,
And I'm a huge "Seinfeld" fan.
And I'm a single woman.
And I'm deposited right on the beach.
And I'm gonna hide this, and you've got to go find it.
And I'm not gonna... I don't want to get into that whole game.
And I'm trying to get Richard Lewis moved up on the list.
And I've written her a letter.
And if I hook one up I call you tonight.
And if my cousin stays in that coma,
And is not expected to survive.
And is seeing his secretary.
And it seemed like you two were the same size.
And it's kind of like, you know, if you have a driver's license
And it's missing.
And it's warm and sweet.
And just see if there's anybody who you recognize.
And let me ask you a question: You like this sweater?
And not wanting to ruin the party.
And only Muslims get 'em? What the fuck, Larry?
And out goes y o u.
And play a round of golf with Gary player.
And sable.
And said she didn't call one of the numbers.
And satin?
And see exactly what the community needs...
And she gives the dollar to her friend.
And she wants to know what it's regarding.
And someone said, "Larry went home to take a shit."
And somewhere... I'm not religious at all...
And start rifling through her underwear.
And stay away from her, will you?
And that's it.
And the Asian salad. A strange combination,
And the only issue, of course, is the size,
And the other people stay in.
And then another 77 years, you got w.
And then became fearful, I guess it's possible.
And then he and Marla broke up.
And then if they have the right kidney, then they have the surgery...
And then it's a whole process of... you know,
And then snack on pistachio nuts!
And then the boy went right over and found the matzah.
And then they make up for it with something like this.
And then you write it and you put it on the TV
And then, and then go away into the night as if nothing happened.
And then, I left the hipsters,
And then, I left the hipsters,
And then, what did I say? I said,
And they were talking about Israel
And they've always introduced it with "We need to talk."
And this is my wife Cheryl.
And this will be the kidney decider, all right?
And to have lunch with you, and 18 holes of golf, what a way to have a day.
And to have to overcome
And walked right on out of here!
And wanting to buy a bra for me,
And we don't know the alarm code or anything.
And we got to talking.
And we're turning the whole damn world around.
And we've got so many cocky people in this country.
And what about you sweeping the chips off the table?
And what they believe and don't believe.
And what'd you think?
And what's all this mincing around? What is this?
And when women broke up with you,
And who can blame them? It's like a happy couple.
And whoever finds the matzah is gonna get a dollar.
And you just completely put it out of your head.
And you just started talking to a stranger?
And you know what else?
And you know, we can't leave the house.
And you shoot yourself swinging and then analyze your swing frame by frame
And you too. I mean, as soon as you get sick,
And you're going to love it. Just trust me.
And you're turning it into a bad thing.
And... you know...
Andy, he didn't send me anything for my birthday. He always sends...
Andy: Okay, watch the step.
Andy: This is my jacket! It's mine!
Andy: What is with you?
Another perfect one. Who's ready?
Antoinette tracked her down.
Any day
Any luck in finding the guy that...
Any progress on, uh...
Any relative who would know, they're all dead.
Any sign of anything, I'm just...
Anything you can find out about his guy would be fantastic...
Anyway, I replaced the four iron with a nine wood.
Anyway, it's okay. There's extenuating circumstances here.
Anyway, you just need a nail. Get a nail, hammer and a nail,
Apparently, I've got to spot him in a line up or something.
Are becoming very friendly in that nursing home
Are brothers and sisters a little overly sensitive
Are these pickles?
Are these pickles?
Are you all right?
Are you coming to my parents' 25th anniversary party?
Are you crazy? Are you insane?
Are you gentlemen used to hanging out with known felons?
Are you going to temple for the High Holy Days?
Are you gonna try some of this eel?
Are you having fun or what?
Are you kidding me?! I was consoling her! I was touching her hair.
Are you kidding? I don't have a big vagina.
Are you kidding?!
Are you loving that? Is that fantastic?
Are you out of your mind?
Are you out of your mind?
Are you positive, Mark?
Are you ready to do eeny meeny?
Are you saying I have dirty feet?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you? Boy. That's very nice of you, thank you.
Aren't you a cosmetic surgeon?
Aren't you supposed to be in here?
As much as the women know. You know, it's their equipment.
Asking her to buy a bra.
At a Jack in the box with some guy and now I'm his alibi.
At the fact that she was dating a boy.
At's funny. Part of the perk of being a doctor.
Aw, come on man. You're already in the doghouse,
B 4.
B 11.
B 11.
Back up into this fucking hotel
Bad fingers. Hurt my fingers.
Banzai!
Basically what I'm saying is,
Bathroom key.
Be helping my community.
Because he had on a suit.
Because he took it in the bathroom and contaminated it.
Because he's an organ donor, and his organs need to be free.
Because I couldn't put my fingers through your dainty cup!
Because I know in the movies you guys tend to make
Because I never let anyone
Because I told him to try and find out. Hello?
Because I want to show it to Hefner
Because it's nice. You connect
Because maybe she's afraid that you'll find out
Because once it's in the hip, then you're gone. They all say you're gone.
Because we talk, Larry.
Because you woke her up with those things in your shoes,
Because, you know I got my father in law here.
Before we came, I was taking the coat
Before you can leave a party.
Being that we are a forgiving people, I have decided
Ben heineman.
Besides family and my work
Best birthday a fellow could ever have.
Big bosomseverywhere you look.
Big gray house with white columns.
Big time conservative. Do you want to bring him to the seder?
Bingo!
Bingo!
Bingo!
Bingo!
Bingo?
Bingo's a distraction.
Both of your blood types are compatible with Mr. Lewis
Both: Celtics!
Boy, I tell you something, this is one hell of a titty festival.
Boy, they sure make a lot of noise.
Bra shopping.
Bra.
Bra.
Bridget: Maybe.
Broke my hand with that handshake!
Brr.
Buddy up to him. Kiss his ass. Who knows?
Bullshit? No, it's not bullshit.
But anyway, because my father's coming to visit,
But everything I look for, gone!
But he likes this one.
But he's home from the hospital.
But honestly, I haven't seen a handicapped person in the bathroom,
But I am not bringing my black ass
But I can't get a hold of him. Maybe he's stuck in traffic.
But I cannot go to the baseball game on the sabbath,
But I don't know any naked women. My wife, that's the only one I know.
But I figured maybe it was somebody that you knew
But I got a distressing call today
But I got some bad news.
But I had a burger with a...
But I like that one.
But I prefer the other one.
But I think if she gets the letter,
But I was... I had the bra in my hand,
But I would be happy to do this for you.
But I... I wouldn't have said anything! You
But I'm gonna have to charge you
But I'm not really a fish guy.
But I'm pretty sure
But I'm still not 100% sure that he said it.
But it goes down easy, and it comes out fast.
But it has nothing to do with you. It has to do with him.
But it'll wash out, it's fleece.
But it's a ******* thing. It's sort of like a tradition, you know?
But it's sick and you better fix those goddamn shoes too!
But look...
But not a minute before.
But rather...
But something should be done. Either... you know what?
But the bad news is that I can stand the sandwich, between you and me.
But the doctor prefers this one.
But the thing about the smart pig that made his house of bricks,
But there is something wrong with it.
But trust me, it's just... It's not gonna work out.
But we don't snack and apologize...
But we thought they would be festive if they were appropriately sized.
But we'll have him here for awhile.
But what can I say?
But what... I wonder what turned it around.
But why would he say I'm a doctor? I would know if I'm a doctor.
But yet, I'm a very good doodler.
But you are an employee of mine.
But you don't go into someone's car and take their coat.
But you need a ticket, and I've got my tickets.
But you're gotta do one thing... you gotta call Yoshi at home
But you're not gonna get somebody like me.
But, ahem... I've also
But, you know, he's...
But, you know, I'm sort of new to the neighborhood.
But, you know, uh... that's all.
By the looks of things, better than ever.
By the way, jesús... Jesus... either one?
By the way, my in laws can't go skiing,
By the way, thank you for carpooling with us.
By the way, were they with shells or without?
By the way, where's Rosie O'Donnell?
By the way...
By your logic, I'm the one who should.
Bye.
Call me back when you hear from them.
Call me Mr. Tibbs.
Calling some bingo games or something?
Came over, looked at my card
Can I get a pastrami, corned beef thing?
Can I help you?
Can I talk to you for a second?
Can you believe I bet the clippers? What kind of moron am I?
Capers.
Cedars Sinai, okay. We'll be right there. Bye.
Changed my whole life, man. I mean, without it,
Check out the bow tie here.
Cheryl and I were having a conversation the other night.
Cheryl, he's a Jew. He's a Jew!
Cheryl, you need to tell the whole table?
Cheryl: Larry, come on
Cheryl: Oh my god, that is so great.
Cheryl: Scared to go to bed
Cheryl: So somebody borrows your jacket,
Cheryl: The playboy mansion? That's where you were?
Cheryl: What took you so long? Where were you?
Cheryl: Who drank all the beer?
Cheryl: You don't walkaround looking...
Cheryl... right now, look at this... are you..
Chicken teriyaki boy!
Chicken teriyaki boy!
Chicken teriyaki.
Chicken!
Chicken!
Chicken!
Chicken! Chicken!
Chicken.
Christ's sake.
Close your eyes. Don't look
Cofey is here!
Cofey is here!
Cofey!
Cofey?
Coma in the hospital. How long can he go on?
Comas are unpredictable for Christ's sake.
Comas are very unpredictable.
Come here. Come here. Look at this
Come in.
Come on over here. This here is Jeff.
Come on, come on. What's the matter, honey?
Come on, hand me the jacket.
Come on, how's that possible?
Come on, it's just Wanda. It's just Wanda.
Come on, let's get him some help.
Come on, man. What is that? What's up with that?
Come on, pfft, beat it.
Come on, that's out. I nixed that.
Come on, you took the test. You're a match. Are you gonna give me the kidney or not?
Come on. Come on. Invite 'em.
Come on. We'll be "going to a movie" or something.
Come through for me. Thank you.
Come, sit down. We'll sit, we'll talk a little bit.
Congratulations!
Congratulations! Good for you.
Congratulations.
Considering it's none of your business, I had better use for the money.
Converse, Adidas, I know all that stuff.
Could a ball worth an excess of $20,000
Could handle a big load i think, you know?
Could he have lost face or have been ashamed
Could I have you step up to the glass?
Could wake up in five seconds, five minutes,
Could you do me a favor? They won't let me order any food
Could you leave the room? It's like calling for a date.
Could you tell him I called?
Could've had something to do with the stroke?
Couldn't get any dates, so you went back?
Cousin of actor comedian Richard Lewis, is in a coma
Cover your ears. Okay, I'm gonna hide it now.
Dad! Dad, I'm coming in.
Dan, Danny, come over here. I want you to meet somebody.
Daytime sex? I love daytime sex.
De nada.* de nada.
Dennis, hey!
Did he copy other people?
Did I interrupt the praying? I'm sorry.
Did I leave my cell phone in your house?
Did I replace the nail?
Did Larry David leave his cell phone in the house?
Did the pizza place call by any chance?
Did they have anything at the gallery?
Did you get the news? Huh?
Did you know that a sex offender moved into the neighborhood?
Did you light up like that?
Did you read the memo of the check I sent you, Larry?
Did you remember to call your mother?
Did your parents ever mention anything to you
Did...
Didn't you have some idiot cousin living out here or something?
Die, die, die!
Distracting?
Do a little check into it. That's all I ask.
Do black men who aren't Muslims ever wear bow ties?
Do me a favor? For the rest of the night, just leave us alone.
Do Muslims shake?
Do not even think about it.
Do not pick up that phone.
Do you have something against receptionists?
Do you know anything about this game, doctor,
Do you know what that means?
Do you mind if l... if I, uh...
Do you want coffee, dessert, on the house?
Do you want your life changed, Jesus?
Doctor!
Doctor.
Doctor...
Doctors don't like to have their authority questioned.
Does she know what she's doing?
Does she like you that much or does she dislike me that much?
Doesn't he have a... a cousin?
Doesn't help me any. Schmuck.
Don't answer that.
Don't even waste your time talking to this man.
Don't like the support things, they're uncomfortable.
Don't look!
Don't they have a screening process of some kind?
Don't try to pretend you're concerned.
Don't underestimate bingo.
Don't you feel good about doing this for Richard?
Don't you think that's ironic?
Don't, don't try to get involved.
Don't... don't worry about it.
Don't... don't worry. I'm sure he was gonna tell you.
Douche bag.
Drawn to landscaping work.
Drink of water here!
Drives a gold Cadillac
Edible underwear!
Edible undies?
Eeny meeny miney moe, catch a tiger by the toe
Eeny meeny miney moe, catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers, let him go.
Eeny meeny miney moe. What do I care?
Eh, I don't like it there so much. You know.
Eh, oh... okay
Eh!
Either one, si. It's okay
Either way, it's still a favor. Okay.
Either way, right?
Emergency boob job, no doubt.
End of discussion, moot point.
Enough with the tooth fairy!
Especially Yankees. I love to ski.
Ethel, hi, how are you?
Ethel: Larry. Larry.
Even if I had someone, how are you gonna get out of here anyway?
Even if you're married to her.
Even with the mercury.
Every day is a gift.
Everybody have a nice big swig of wine.
Everybody here seems to know, but the rules don't apply to you?
Everybody parked in front of my house. Everybody here,
Everybody's got the car parked in front of my...
Everyone?
Everything's gonna be all right.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Exactly. The dog is racist.
Excuse me for having a curious mind
Excuse me, could you just keep it down a little bit?
Excuse me, excuse me. You know what? I'm sorry.
Excuse me, sir. I'm gonna need to see your ticket.
Excuse me, uh, no. Just some gefilte fish.
Excuse me, you're not giving your fucking kidney.
Excuse me? You wouldn't happen to know
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Fair enough. Good answer.
Family. Fuck family.
Father. Blood thinner.
Feel free to try on anything here that you want.
Fell?
Fine, let Lewis decide. Yeah, sure sure.
Fine, no it's not... Of course it's not for you.
Fine, you go with the pharmacist.
Fine. That's your job.
First of all, I want to thank you...
First of all, I'm really sorry about the other day.
First of all, she makes the best chicken salad.
First, how did you find me?
First, the person who... Has to be tested,
Five years! You don't know. You just don't know.
Flip a coin, man.
For "the passion of the Christ."
For an entire week... Yes, every day.
For his kidney transplant.
For Pete's sake, I've...
For putting me up on the board...
For some reason. Something drew me to the water.
For the way you treated him at the seder?
For those of you who don't know, I'm sure you don't,
For what?
For your sweetheart or your wife? Girlfriend?
Forget it. I would have to come up with somebody else.
Forget the whole thing. I don't want my kidney.
French fries, and a diet coke.
Friends, let us continue on page 133.
From you for this.
Fuck me! Fuck me!
Fuck you!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fucking idiot!
G 41. Not in my purview.
G 55.
Generally, when couples break up,
Get off my skis.
Get out of here. I was touching her hair. She's crazy.
Get over here.
Get some scalper tickets.
Get the fuck out of bed!
Get the fuck out of my house!
Get this: The doctor divorced his wife
Get to see a lot of women naked?
Gigantic. So why is she going around making this accusation?
Give me $600 for the two.
Give that guy the Mickey mantle ball, it's done, it's over.
Given what happened, don't you think I should?
Go ahead.
Go, pray, pray.
God bless you. Now you two kids go. Go ski.
God, you know how archaic that word is? "A handicapped person"!
God. Oscar!
Goddamn it! ( Coughs )
Golf nut, okay? Took me to his backyard.
Good boy, good boy! Yeah!
Good dog! He probably smells my dog.
Good for them. Good for them!
Good job, doctor. I think you got me.
Good news! Fantastic.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good question. I'm in...
Good to see you. I forgot to tell you something so important.
Good work. Okay.
Good yontif.
Good. Feel great, better than I have ever in my life.
Got a good selection for you here.
Got a Klan dog!
Got that, but what is the call regarding?
Got that? And I need you
Got the right kidney for him
Guy in a suit's gotta be able to afford a paper.
Ha ha ha. Huh? Oh my god. Did you see the whole thing?
Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha. Cheat.
Ha ha, I won a dollar!
Had a jumbo Jack... pretty good.
Half the things you say here on the couch...
Happy birthday!
Happy man. Your dad's happy, you father in law's happy,
Happy New Year. Tickets?
Haroset.
Has he gotten any worse?
Has it barked at any white people?
Have a nice day.
Have you been stealing my newspaper?
Have you been thinking about this for a while?
Have you ever been to that Japanese restaurant
Have you ever noticed anything strange going on there?
Have you ever seen a black man wearing a bow tie
Have you ever seen any crossing on a snack, ever?
Have you heard of the theory, the 77?
Have you see Oscar? Was he outside?
Have you seen it?
Have you... have you guys been getting your newspaper?
Having my own sandwich!
Hb ( theme music playing )
He bumped me.
He can't handle the truth.
He CC'd a few people, yes.
He could barely walk two steps... Jeff!
He didn't even tell me now.
He didn't kidnap and eat your dog, okay?
He didn't say anything to me about it.
He didn't say anything to me.
He didn't tell you that there was a problem with his kidneys?
He doesn't remember stuff anymore.
He doesn't want to give up his kidney until he's dead.
He found the matzah, pay up. That's that!
He gave it to me because he likes me.
He gave it to you for this.
He gave the money to his daughter, said she needed it.
He gave them all boobs jobs, invited his clients.
He gets nervous when he putts.
He gets so worked up. Doesn't surprise me.
He got me information about the head of the kidney consortium.
He had some things he wanted to say before he...
He has a dog that attacks black people.
He has a racist dog.
He has no reason to send it to you. It's my birthday.
He has one and I complimented him on it.
He hasn't barked at any white people.
He keeps it in the drawer somewhere.
He kind of got confused and he must have written your name on it.
He kinda wants to go a different way with the medication.
He knows he's getting sent to the doghouse,
He knows! You don't call a dog fat.
He left something. What is this?
He moved back in with her a week ago
He must have taken it the wrong way.
He needs his kidney, number one. Number two, he's a fat fuck.
He never fixed the dent.
He promised me this jacket.
He protected the other little pigs that came over.
He said he has no intention of getting the car fixed.
He said she needed it for something.
He said the problem didn't lie with his small penis,
He said you were eating something on the phone.
He saw Oscar there. He was kind of drooling over him a little bit.
He saw some of his family...
He saw you whisper in your son's ear then watched as he ran to the bookcase
He says to me,
He sent me his smoking jacket.
He should not be in our presence on a holy day.
He thinks they're too big.
He told her to tell me to go fuck myself.
He took my nail! He took my Nai!
He tried to commit suicide. Cedars Sinai.
He wants to donate all his organs after he dies,
He was like that.
He was lying in the backyard and now he's gone.
He was shaking like this.
He was woken up and now he's very tired today.
He won't talk to me since his daughter jumped off the chair lift.
He'll be upset if he doesn't see it up there.
He'll call back.
He'll keep you company. ( Speaks Hebrew )
He's a beautiful dog.
He's a fucking nut job, this guy.
He's a little deaf, so I have to scream.
He's a little hard of hearing, so when you talk to him,
He's a nutcase. He's... he works at Jack in the box and...
He's a pharmacist.
He's a yankee fan... Big Mickey mantle fan.
He's a... he worked alongside of a dental hygienist.
He's as fat as a house. My god, look at the size of him.
He's doing very well and it's nothing for you to worry about.
He's going to freak out.
He's gonna be fine. I've got him lightly sedated
He's gonna be fine. We're going to take him home.
He's good.
He's got a net. What a setup this guy... my life is changed.
He's got all these organs he could be donating. You know what I mean?
He's got the yips.
He's got tubes coming out of his mouth.
He's gotta find somebody who can...
He's in an irreversible coma.
He's in the hospital, the bed, you know?
He's just confused. It's so obvious.
He's kind of a "slam, bam, thank you, ma'am" kind of guy, right?
He's kind of new in town.
He's not fat, he's lean. He's just right.
He's not the same as he was.
He's on the phone with Jeff right now.
He's sitting there holding on to bow ties
He's smart. He's funny.
He's the one that tried to kill Ruthie.
He's was a little... It was short lived,
He's was... I'm sure he was gonna tell you.
He's... something wrong with his kidney.