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Absolutely not
And I can prove it
Bill
Bobby
Bobby
But is that singing noise
But you just don't listen
Carlos
Con
Cut that out
Dale
Do you know what a hammer is
Do you understand what love means
Does that you
Does your father know you're doing this
Does your mother know you're doing this
Excuse me
Exodus
Get out of my house
Hell I wouldn't be surprised if that tape was sitting on the shelf right now
Hey bobby
Hey I am a finely tuned X high school athlete
Hey i'm looking first happened I and some WD forty
Hey matt how you been
How did you get this number
How got the strangest feeling someone 's gotta kick his ass
How would you like it if someone bigger and stronger shut you up you little freak
I apologize for yelling at you
I don't even know what these things are
I don't know
I just hate these big emotional scenes
I just woke up
I sell propane and propane accessories
I spent four years holding guys like you upside down over toilets
I thought I told you to get las
I wouldn't enter her in any way that's unnatural
I'm gonna kick your ass
I'm gonna scare the pants off those kids I tell you what
I'm hank hill
I'm proud of you
I've had enough of this nonsense
It just tears my heart out
It says I owe forty dollars and that can't be true I always bring back my tapes
It's for diabetics
It's kind of interesting the word customer begins with C U
It's like you gotta problem with concentration
It's time for somebody to do something
Jenny mccarthy
Just when I think you said the stupidest thing ever you keep talking
Look for yourself I have returned the great santini twenty three times
Looks like a died with his tongue sticking out
Loon
Luann
Maybe i'm not getting through to you
Mister I have not begun to project my anger onto you
My name is hank hill and i'm the block captain
No
No
No I wasn't
No no you
Nobody agrees with you
Now I don't want to hear anymore of your foolishness
Now it's starting to make some sense
Now who's calling me a liar you or the machine
Oh my lord
OK
OK
OK I get it you're joking
On the general contractor the school sonnet house and it's my responsibility to bring this job in on time under budget and over scary
Other
Peggy
Phil residence
Plus the idea of acting up in class
Shut the hell up
So
So are you chinese or japanese
So if you could please erase the forty dollars and penalize yourself whatever you think is fair
So that's how it is huh
So to celebrate you can do anything you want
Sometimes the system fails us
Son you're teasing the gorilla in the monkey house
Stop making such a big deal out of it
Strickland propane
That's what I want a damn hammer
That's what the white man calls him
The border guards tank where smugglers
The hardware department
The INS had their cameras trained on us
This is serious
Tomorrow
Tony danza
Uh well I guess
Wait a minute
We didn't run it
Well i'd like to tell you what strickland can do to meet your enerji knees
Well what do you think
Well you got one heck of a nerve
What are you implying
What are you talking about
What are you turning into some kind of feminist
What is wrong with you picking on little kids like that
What the hell kind of country is this where I can only hataman if his flight
What's the point in arguing
When you factor in the last time cost of ownership propane comes out on top
Where did you hear that garbage
Where is the hardware department
Who is this
Who the hell is that
Why can't you find your own bar
Why is she still talking
Yeah OK
Yes
You agree with any idiot who says anything
You agree with everybody else
You do some shopping
You ever heard of a movie called cuffs and collars
You understand what i'm saying