Hank Hill Soundboard Edit

A cough

A cup of coffee.

A cup of coffee.

A haha

A weird Hank Hill sound.

Absolutely.

Ah guys.

Ah, don't worry about that.

Ah, don't worry about that.

Ah.

Ah.

All righty.

And a glass of water.

And if I don't ever poop again, well that's just going to be who I am.

And if I don't ever poop again, well that's just gonna be who I am.

And you know what, it was fun.

Are you Chinese or Japanese?

Are you feeling sorry for yourself?

Are you feeling sorry for yourself?

Are you still talking?

Atherton

Bah ahhh

Bear.

Because we are the right supplier.

Betsy

Bill.

Bill.

Bobby.

Bobby.

Bobby.

Bobby.

Bring me my BC headache powder and a glass of water.

Bring me my BC headache powder and a glass of water.

Buckley

But here in my country now.

But I don't wanna know that.

But is that changing noise?

But is that changing noise?

But is that changing noise?

But sometimes you just don't listen.

But you just don't listen.

Bwaaah

Bwaaah

Bwaaah

Bwaaah

Bwaaah

Bwaaah

Called no.

Carlos

Carlos

Chinese or Japanese?

Chinese people don't really do that.

Claude is a celery head.

Come on boys finish up them little debbies and get back to work.

Come on, I have to call you back.

Competent, trustworthy salesman of propane and propane accessories.

Crazy old cracker.

Dale gribble.

Dale.

Dale.

Dallas.

Dallas.

Damn it there it is again. Where is that thumping coming from?

Do you don't have any goals?

Do you don't have any goals?

Do you have anything that tastes good?

Do you know what a hammer is?

Do you like pie?

Do you like pie?

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Do you understand what love means?

Do you wanna be married to Bill?

Do you wanna be married to Bill?

Don't scare me like that.

Eddie stilson

Eddie stilson

Exactly.

Exactly.

Excuse me

Excuse me

Excuse me

For goodness sake

Good God, that's going too far.

Good God, that's going too far.

Good Lord, put on some pants.

Good Lord, put on some pants.

Good night.

Good night.

Got my first period.

Ha ha ha

Ha ha ha.

Hank Hill Did You Mean

Hank Hill here again.

Hank Hill here again.

Hank Hill I'm f****ing your ass

Hank Hill Sigh

Hank hill.

Hank hill.

Hank hill.

Hello I'm Hank hill.

Hello I'm Hank hill.

Hello I'm Hank hill.

Hello, I'm Hank Hill, star of the new Fox TV show, king of The Hill.

Hello.

Hello.

Hey I got a girl in here you can take right now.

Hey I got a girl in here you can take right now.

Hey, if you've got something to say, say it.

Hey, peg leg.

Hey.

Hey.

Hi there.

Hi there.

Hill residents.

Hill residents.

Hotel Arlen.

Hotel Harlan.

How many times have I told you?

How was your weekend?

How's your weekend?

Howard Stern

Howdy fellas.

Howdy fellas.

Huh, don't ask.

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

I am bill.

I am bill.

I apologize for yelling at you.

I apologize for yelling at you.

I apologize for yelling at you.

I can hear you.

I can't eat that crap.

I can't eat that crap.

I can't go through this again.

I can't say that.

I can't say that.

I can't.

I did what you couldn't do.

I don't know.

I don't know. I don't want to know.

I don't mean to be rude or nothing, but I'll pass.

I don't mean to be rude or nothing, but I'll pass.

I don't understand.

I don't understand.

I don't want to know that.

I don't want you to spray my lawn anymore.

I gotta remember that one.

I gotta remember that one.

I have not begun to project my anger onto you.

I heard you.

I just hate these big emotional scenes.

I just hate these big emotional scenes.

I just woke up.

I just woke up.

I know you didn't mean to have relations with that dog.

I know you wanna help but this is getting out of control.

I know you wanna help but this is getting out of control.

I like stories about pinatas.

I like stories.

I like this new generation of music.

I live next door, which means I'm your neighbor and you're my friend.

I lost sight of what it's all about.

I love you #king of the hill #hank hill #i love you

I thought I told you to get lost.

I thought I told you to get lost.

I thought you might enjoy 7.5 gallons of pure premium propane.

I took her to the prom.

I understand that life is valued differently in your part of the world, largely as a result of overcrowding and famine, but you're in my country now.

I understand that life is valued differently in your part of the world, largely as a result of overcrowding and famine.

I went in there and fixed her like fixing a carburetor.

I work for a living.

I'd rather die with a burger in Mccollin than live and eat Foo Foo.

I'd rather die with a burger in Mccollin than live and eat Foo Foo.

I'd rather not.

I'll have some skirt steak, some brisket, little piece of that New York steak. A couple of them, steak fingers, and a burger.

I'll have some skirt steak, some brisket, little piece of that New York steak. A couple of them, steak fingers, and a burger.

I'll pass.

I'll take a bowl of the white gravy and a bowl of brown gravy.

I'll take a bowl of the white gravy and the bowl of brown gravy.

I'm a customer and you're trying to win my business.

I'm coming home right now.

I'm going to kick your ass.

I'm gonna kick your ass.

I'm gonna kick your ass.

I'm Hank hill.

I'm Hank hill.

I'm Hank hill.

I'm just saying I'm better.

I'm looking for a tap and die and some WD40.

I'm looking for a tap and die and some WD40.

I'm looking for a tap and die.

I'm not eating bacon grease.

I'm not eating bacon grease.

I'm trying to buy a tap and die and some WD40 and get out of this God forsaken store.

I'm trying to buy a tap and die and some WD40.

I'm trying to buy a tap and dye and some WD40.

I've got a minor son living in this house.

I've got a situation here.

I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his ass.

I've got the strangest feeling someone's gonna kick his ass.

I've had Betsy since high school.

If anyone's gonna be calling the police, it's gonna be me.

If anyone's gonna be calling the police, it's gonna be me.

In fact, I like everything you have to say.

Is that you?

Is that you?

Is there any chicken fried steak left?

Is there any chicken fried steak left?

It's Dale.

It's Dale.

It's driving me crazy.

It's driving me crazy.

It's kind of interesting. The word customer begins with CU.

It's kind of interesting. The word customer begins with CU.

It's like you got a problem with concentration.

It's like you've got a problem with concentration.

Joe camel.

King of the hill.

King of the hill.

Let me explain.

Let me explain.

Let me explain.

Let's get some funny Indian stuff to do.

Let's get some funny Indian stuff to do.

Let's me and you visit your hometown sometime. The way you had the courtesy to come see mine.

Let's not make this any harder than it has to be.

Let's say I want a hammer. Do you know what a hammer is?

Let's say I want a hammer. Do you know what a hammer is?

Look, I'm gonna have to call you back.

Lord

Loser

Loser, you're a loser. Are you feeling sorry for yourself?

Loser, you're a loser. Are you feeling sorry for yourself?

Loser, you're a loser. Are you feeling sorry for yourself? Well, you should be because you are dirt you make me sick you big baby.

Luann

Macintosh.

Maslow's APA?

Maybe I'm not getting through to you.

Maybe I'm not getting through to you.

Maybe who knows, I don't know. I don't care whatever.

Maybe who knows, I don't know. I don't care whatever.

Mayor

Me and Dale are taking Bobby's troop up by the lake for order of the straight Arrow. This weekend y'all want to come for old time sake.

MmmmmWHAT Hank Hill

Mr I have not begun to project my anger onto you.

Mr I have not begun to project my anger onto you.

Mr. Holloway

Mrs McIntosh

Muslos supply.

My God, are you still talking?

My God, are you still talking?

My God, are you still talking?

Nah.

No play lawyer ball son.

No, I was.

No, no, no stop please.

No, no, no stop please.

No, that's all right.

No, that's all right.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

Not now, not ever.

Now don't say that.

Now don't say that.

Now hold on a minute here.

Now hold on one minute.

Now sell propane and propane accessories.

Now sell propane and propane accessories.

Now sell propane and propane accessories.

Now that's not the right sort of attitude for you to have.

Now that's not the right sort of attitude for you to have.

Now you listen to me, Mr.

Now you listen to me, Mr.

Now you listen to me, Mr.

Now you listen to me, you crazy old cracker.

Now, I'm not saying you're not good at what you do.

Now, where in the hell would I go?

Now, where in the hell would I go?

Oh my God, it's so juicy.

Oh, that's a hell of a weird sound. I've never made that before.

Ohh

Ohh no, that's OK.

Ohh no.

OK.

OK.

Peggy.

Peggy.

Pie a la mode.

Please.

Please.

Power.

Pretty girl was short hair.

Propane is what I know best.

Put on some pants.

Put some macaroni and cheese on there too.

Put some macaroni and cheese on there too.

Putting the hell is going on here.

Quit talking like that.

Really.

Really.

Ricardo montalban

Say what?

Say what?

Say what?

She's my wife.

She's my wife.

Should do some shopping.

Should do some shopping.

Shut the hell up.

Shut the hell up.

Shut the hell up.

Shut up, I'm talking here.

Shut up, I'm talking here.

So are you Chinese or Japanese?

So are you Chinese or Japanese?

So are you Chinese or Japanese?

So are you Chinese or Japanese?

So good for you.

So we can put all this ugliness back in the closet.

So what?

So what?

Soccer Hank Hill

Some weird Game Boy freak.

Son, have you lost your mind?

Son, have you lost your mind?

Son, maybe I'm not getting through to you.

Son, would you please knock it off? You're driving me nuts.

Son, you're teasing the gorilla in the monkey house.

Son, you're teasing the gorilla in the monkey house.

Son, you're teasing the gorilla in the monkey house.

Spring Break

Star Juan occupado

Start Puffin Boy Hank Hill

Stop making such a big deal out of.

Strickland propane

Strickland propane

Sure.

Sure.

Texas.

Texas.

Texas.

That guy was an annoying greasy headed loser.

That is ridiculous.

That is ridiculous.

That is the best damn burger I ever ate.

That is the best damn burger I ever ate.

That place is crawling with crack heads and debutantes.

That woman's got a lot of guts. I'll tell you what.

That's a hell of a weird sound. I never made that before.

That's not a joke, son.

That's not a joke, son.

That's quite a story, Enrique.

That's Texan for sayonara.

That's the kind of love I have for Betsy.

That's what I want a damned hammer now. Where in the hell would I go?

That's what I want a damned hammer.

That's what I want a damned hammer.

That's what the white man calls him.

That's what the white man calls him.

That's what the white man calls him.

The customer comes first.

The hardware department.

The hardware department.

The king of the hill.

The names Hank hill.

The names Hank hill.

The USA.

The whole neighborhood can hear you cussing.

There is nothing funny about these sounds.

There you go.

They're calling me weak.

This is Hank Hill you're talking to.

This is Hank Hill you're talking to.

This is not something we need to talk about.

This is not something we need to talk about.

This is the only man ever censured by the Texas Propane Association for lewdness and conduct unbecoming a propane salesman.

This is the only man ever censured by the Texas Propane Association for lewdness and conduct unbecoming a propane salesman.

This party is officially over.

Those three little carbon and eight little hydrogen atoms called propane.

Tofu, I can't eat that crap.

Tofu, I can't eat that crap.

Uh-huh

Uh, look, I'm gonna have to call you back.

Uh, well I guess.

Uh.

USA.

Wade

Wait a minute.

Washington

Washington

WD40

We are the right supplier.

We can put all this ugliness back in the closet.

We gotta talk.

We live in Dallas.

We live in Texas.

We live in Texas.

We live in Washington.

We need some new material.

We of the order of the straight arrow call upon the spirit woma tannier.

Well y'all come back now you're here.

Well y'all come back now you're here.

Well, I don't know. I don't care whatever.

Well, I'd like to tell you what Strickland can do to meet your energy needs.

Well, I'd like to tell you what Strickland can do to meet your energy needs.

Well, I'll be damned.

Well, I'm not Tanya.

Well, it is if it's a part of the body that was meant to be concealed by an undergarment.

Well, no thanks.

Well, no thanks.

Well, that's where you're wrong.

Well, that's where you're wrong.

Well, uh.

Well, we don't see you as just another sail, but as a member of our team.

Well, we don't see you as just another sale, but as a member of our team.

Well, what do you think?

Well, you should be because you are dirt. You make me sick you big baby.

Well, you should be because you are dirt. You make me sick you big baby.

Well, you're the expert.

Well, you're the expert.

Well, you've got one heck of a nerve.

Well, you've got one heck of a nerve.

Well.

Well.

Well. That's a hell of a weird sound and never made that before.

Well. That's a hell of a weird sound. I've never made that before.

What are you implying?

What are you implying?

What are you implying?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What are you turning into? Some kind of feminist?

What are you turning into? Some kind of feminist?

What in God's name is that thumping sound?

What in God's name is that thumping sound?

What in the hell did you tell them that for?

What in the hell is going on here?

What in the hell?

What in the world is wrong with your mind?

What is a celery head?

What nationality are you?

What nationality are you?

What nationality are you?

What room are you parents in?

What the hell is wrong with you all?

What the hell is wrong with you all?

What the hell kind of country is this where I can only hate a man if he's white?

What the hell kind of country is this where I can only hate a man if he's white?

What the hell was that?

What was that?

What we do is none of your business.

What we do is none of your business.

What were you thinking? You've got school tomorrow?

What were you thinking? You've got school tomorrow?

What you're listening to son?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What's that supposed to mean?

What's that supposed to mean?

What's the point in arguing?

What's wrong with you? How does that sound for a change?

What's wrong with you? How does that sound for a change?

What's wrong with you? How does that sound for a change?

Where are your pants?

Where are your pants?

Where did you get this?

Where did you record this?

Where is that thumping coming from?

Where is the hardware department?

Where's my sausage?

Where's my sausage?

Where's the hardware department?

Who the hell is that?

Who the hell is that?

Who the hell is that?

Why are you always asking me that?

Why are you always asking me that?

Why are you holding your cigarette like some kind of European Nazi in the movie?

Why are you holding your cigarette like some kind of European Nazi in the movie?

Why is she still talking?

Why is she still talking?

Why is she still talking?

Why not?

Woo woo woo woo loo loo.

Would you please knock it off? You're driving me nuts.

Yeah, now you're getting.

Yeah, now you're getting.

Yeah, now you're getting.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yep.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, yes, all right.

Yes, yes, all right.

Yes, yes, all right.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

You can't treat a grown man like a baby. It ain't right.

You giblet head.

You got to figure out what you want to do with your life.

You gotta figure out what you wanna do with your life.

You gotta figure out what you want to do with your life.

You just don't listen.

You know what I mean, don't you, boy?

You know, I've been thinking son, and I realized you don't have any goals.

You see, it's Strickland. The customer comes first.

You see, it's Strickland. The customer comes first.

You take that back.

You take that back.

You understand me?

You understand me?

You understand what I'm saying.

You understand what love means.

You understand what love means.

You wanna spend all your time on the toilet? Be my guest.

You want to spend all your time on the toilet, be my guest.

You're calling me weak.

You're dealing with organs that people just don't want to know about.

You're fired.

You're my son.

You're my son.

You're not making this easy on me, boy.

You're trying to drug me.

You've grabbed my attention and got me eager for more.

2.

3 slices of pecan pie and two cups of coffee.

3.

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