King of the Hill - Season 3 Edit

A BOY YOUR AGE OUGHT TO WORRY

A BROTHER?

A bunch of us are going to hang out at the mall.

A CHILD AND A VEGAS TRIP.

A CHILD DOESN'T JUST COME OUT OF NOWHERE.

A DETROIT LION, TWO OF 'EM.

A GIRL, ASKING FOR SOMEONE NAMED BOBBY.

A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT, FOLKS.

A LITTLE OF MY OWN ADVICE THIS MORNING.

A PRETTY, PRETTY OUTFIT FOR A FUNERAL.

A PRETTY, PRETTY OUTFIT FOR A FUNERAL.

A REAL HEADACHE

A SERIES?

A TWO DAY INFATUATION TO A 20 YEAR MARRIAGE.

A WEEK'S SALARY SAYS THAT BOX IS EMPTY.

A, A, B, A, C.

AAAH!

AAH!

ABOUT A PROCEDURE CALLED IN VITRO FERTILIZATION.

ABOUT BUCKLEY?

ABOUT DYING, AND... I GUESS

ABOUT GETTING DATES AND MAKING A TEAM AND...

ABOUT GRISLY ACCIDENTS FROM THE LOCAL NEWSPAPERS.

ABOUT THAT DANG OL' MEANING OF LIFE, MAN.

ABOUT THAT STUFF.

ABOUT YAY HIGH, POSSIBLY SHOUTING OBSCENITIES?

ACTUALLY, WE ARE HERE TODAY TO BUY A CRIB.

AFTER AN APPROPRIATE PERIOD OF GRIEVING, SIR.

AFTER NEIGHBORHOOD CAT COME INSIDE AND PEE ALL OVER IT.

AH, ANYWAY, STORY BEGIN WITH MAN BEING CHASED BY FEROCIOUS TIGER.

AH, FORGET IT.

AH, GOOD. TAKE YOUR SEAT.

AH, I COULDN'T TELL HIM.

AH, I WAS GOING BACK ANYWAY.

AH, LOOK AT HIM, PEGGY.

AH, NO!

AH, SHUT UP, BILL.

AH, SORRY ABOUT THAT, PEGGY.

AH, THE COUCH IS GONE! NO!

AH, THERE IT IS.

AH, THERE.

AH, WELL, THAT'S SWEET.

AH!

AH!

AH. I GET IT.

AH. UH... IS THERE...

AH...

AIN'T GOT NO DANG FRIENDS

AIN'T NO LUCKY PIERRE, MAN.

AIN'T NOTHING KEEPS YOU SHARP FOR DEER SEASON

AIN'T THAT RIGHT, BABYCAKES?

AIN'T THAT RIGHT, NANCY?

AKA JIM HELSTROM.

ALL ABOUT THAT OLD EVIL, MAN.

ALL I MADE WAS YOU

ALL OF A SUDDEN, I FEEL DIRTY.

ALL RIGHT, BOBBY, I'LL BITE.

ALL RIGHT, BUT IF YOU LEAVE IT OUT

ALL RIGHT, COME ON, JOHN! COME ON! HE'S GOING ALL THE WAY!

ALL RIGHT, I CAN DO THIS.

ALL RIGHT, IF I DRIVE ALL NIGHT

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO HOME.

ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU AROUND.

ALL RIGHT, SHE'S LOCKED ON BOBBY'S SCENT.

ALL RIGHT, SON.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

ALL RIGHT! WAY TO GO, MAN! WHOO HOO!

ALL RIGHT! WAY TO GO!

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. I DIDN'T MEAN TO UPSET YOU.

ALL RIGHT. NOW, IF WE'RE GOING TO FIND HIM

ALL RIGHT... WELL, LET'S SEE.

ALL THE TOP FERTILITY EXPERTS SWEAR BY IT.

ALL THEY FOUND LEFT OF HIM WAS HIS NAME TAG.

ALL WEEK, I HAVE WATCHED YOU JUMP THROUGH HOOPS

ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS

ALL YOUR TEETH.

ALMOST AS LOW AS YOURS.

AM I ADOPTED?

AMERICAN.

AND A SAD OCCASION.

AND ANYWAY, PEGGY AND I

AND ATTEMPTED MURDER OF A POLICE OFFICER.

AND BEFORE IT ALL WENT HORRIBLY WRONG

AND DATING'S ALL ABOUT WHO WINS AND WHO LOSES.

And Didi.

AND EAT IT.

AND EMPLOYEES ARE SUPPOSED TO WEAR PANTS

AND EVERYONE ELSE ALREADY KNOWS, AND ISN'T INTERESTED.

AND FIND OUT WHERE HE CALLED FROM.

AND GOT A HAT.

AND GUT HIM UP GOOD.

AND HANK THINKS HE'S HELPING

AND HAULS THIS AWAY.

AND HE WAS BEING CHASED

And I ain't coming back.

AND I AM BEGINNING TO SUSPECT

AND I CAN FEEL WE'RE GETTING CLOSER, HONEY.

AND I DON'T BLAME YOU FOR THAT EITHER.

AND I KNOW IT?

AND I KNOW YOU LOOK DOPEY IN SHORT PANTS

AND I NEVER LOOKED BACK.

AND I SEE TEN DOGS OUT THERE.

AND I THINK SHE'S IN A FAMILY WAY.

AND I THOUGHT YESTERDAY'S GARBAGE SMELLED GOOD.

AND I WANT IT RARE.

AND I WAS HOPING ONE OF YOUR STUDS...

AND I'LL HAVE THE B.L.T., PLEASE.

AND I'LL HELP MYSELF TO THE SALAD BAR. THANK YOU.

AND I'LL LOOK LIKE A FAILURE.

AND I'M ALWAYS MAKING OBSERVATIONS, ALL DAY LONG.

AND IF YOU GET SICK BEFORE THE FINISH

AND IF YOUR KISS IS ANYTHING LIKE A FRUIT PIE

AND IT'D BE AWFULLY GREEDY OF US

AND IT'S TWO MILES AWAY.

AND MAYBE I SHOULD NOT KNOW THAT ALL MEGA LO MART EMPLOYEES

AND MAYBE SOME OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS BUT MOSTLY JUST ME!

AND ME AND PEGGY COULD SIT UP IN BED AT NIGHT

AND MY DYING SHOULD BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST

AND MY MEN STILL GOT THROUGH.

AND MY PARENTS GOT ME LADY BIRD.

AND NOW HE WANTS IT BACK.

AND NOW I'M AFRAID OF PROPANE.

AND NOW MEGA LO MART HAS PR0PANE

AND NOW THIS?

AND NOW YOU'LL REALIZE JUST HOW SILLY...

AND PENGUINS DIE A COLD, HORRIBLE DEATH.

AND PLEASE, NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY.

AND ROGER ROLLED OUT OF THE POCKET, RUNNING FOR HIS LIFE.

AND RUN AWAY WITH ME.

AND SAID HE SAW YOU OVER HERE.

AND SAY A FEW WORDS ABOUT BUCKLEY?

AND SEE ONE HUNGRY TIGER.

AND SHE SAYS...

AND SHE TOOK ME AROUND THE BLOCK A FEW TIMES, AND...

AND SING KARAOKE TO STAY AWAKE.

AND SPIT IN YOUR COFFEE EVERY DAY FOR A WEEK.

AND SUCH A PRETTY YOUNG THING AS WELL.

AND TELL DALE HIS WIFE'S CHEATING ON HIM.

AND THAT'S THE LAST ONE

AND THAT'S WHY HE BLEW UP.

AND THE BOY'S TASTE IN MUSIC'S GETTING BETTER, TOO.

AND THE MAN WAS

AND THE WORLD LOOKS FLESH COLORED AND UNAPPEALING.

AND THEN THEY WERE GONE.

AND THEY BRING THEIR MONEY WITH THEM.

AND THEY DID THE NEXT BEST THING.

AND THEY GET THERE LATE

AND THEY HAVE A FAIRYBOOK MARRIAGE.

AND THEY'RE FROM A SPECIAL STORE

AND THROW IT OUT.

AND TODAY YOU WERE TALKING TO YOUR FRIENDS

AND TWO WILL BE TWICE AS GREAT

AND WANTS US TO RUN OFF TOGETHER.

AND WATCH SOME TELEVISION?

AND WE COULD TRAVEL

AND WE HAVEN'T PLAYED CHECKERS IN YEARS.

AND WE'LL HAVE A PUPPY AGAIN

AND YOU CAN PRINT THAT."

AND YOU NEED TO KNOW.

AND YOU NEVER JUMPED THROUGH ANY HOOPS FOR ME.

AND YOU!

AND, AND JOHN REDCORN

AND, WELL...

AND, YOU KNOW, IT DOESN'T HAPPEN?

AND...

AND... THE NEW HUSBAND.

ANGIE DICKINSON HAS LOST HER LOOKS."

ANOTHER MILE OR TWO.

ANY BROTHERS AND SISTERS TO PLAY WITH.

ANY MAN WHO SKIPS OUT ON HIS BAIL

ANY WAY THAT YOU WANT.

ANYBODY AT ALL?

ANYONE ELSE WHO'D LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDS

ANYTHING THEY NEED TO SEE

ANYWAY, NANCY SHOULD COUNT HERSELF LUCKY

ARE FULL, SEE?

ARE YOU BUSY?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

ARE YOU KIDDING?

ARE YOU LOCO?

ARE YOU READY TO SOFT ROCK?

ARE YOU SUGGESTING I BREAK THE LAW?

ARLEN FLORIST.

AS A BUDDHIST, OF COURSE, I GET COMFORT FROM A STORY.

AS I RECALL

AS SOON AS YOU STEP FOOT OUT THERE

AS THE CHILD OF THE HOUSE.

AS YOUR FATHER'S AND MINE, NOW, WAS IT?

ASK YOUR QUESTION.

ASSAULT WITH A DEADLY WEAPON

AT BAT.

AT BUCKLEY'S WAKE, MANNING THE GRILL.

AT FIRST, I DIDN'T MUCH LIKE BUCKLEY, I ADMIT

AT THE DOCTOR'S ANYMORE, SUG.

ATTABOY, BOBBY.

ATTEMPTING TO FLEE THE SCENE OF THE, QUOTE, "ACCIDENT"?

AW

AW, DANG IT.

AW, DANG.

AW, SON, YOU SHOULDN'T BE WORRYING

BABY BROTHER...

BACK ATCHA.

BACON DOESN'T HAVE A HEAD ON IT.

BALL PARK NACHOS.

BE A VIOLINIST.

BE CAREFUL, HANK

BE LIKE A BUTTERFLY, FLAPPING HIS WINGS

BEAUTY DOESN'T LAST FOREVER.

BEAUTY DOESN'T LAST FOREVER.

BECAUSE I "BETTER HALF" DINNER ON THE TABLE WHEN HE GETS HOME.

BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANT TO TIE UP THE LINE.

BECAUSE I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

BECAUSE IF IT IS

BECAUSE IF YOU LAY ONE UNPROFESSIONAL HAND ON PEGGY

BECAUSE IT'S STILL FRESH FOR YOU.

BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE WOULD HIRE HIM.

BECAUSE THAT'S BAD.

BECAUSE THEY'RE EXPERIENCED PROFESSIONAL BOUNTY HUNTERS.

BECAUSE WE CAN'T SPELL RAMONE.

BECAUSE WE'RE SO HAPPY FOR YOU.

BECAUSE YOU AREN'T AS IN LOVE AS ME AND MARIE.

BEER.

BEFORE YOU CAME ALONG.

BEING WITH THE GRIBBLES

BELIEVE ME, BOBBY

BETWEEN THIS SUN AND THE INCREDIBLE AIRTIGHT CONSTRUCTION

BEYOND THE TRI YARD AREA.

BIG DEAL.

BIG NUMBER.

BILL

BILL, DON'T MOVE A MUSCLE.

BILL, YOU'RE IN FAVOR OF A FLAT TAX.

Bill: ARE WE THERE YET?

Bill: WHY, I DON'T KNOW, DALE.

BINGO!

BOBBY HAS A GIRLFRIEND?

BOBBY HAS A GIRLFRIEND?

BOBBY HILL?

BOBBY, ARE YOU IN THE BATH YET?

BOBBY, ARE YOU OKAY?

BOBBY, BOBBY, YOU ARE ONLY 12.

BOBBY, CHECK THE PARKING LOT FOR YOUR GRANDPA'S CADILLAC.

BOBBY, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE AVERAGE PERSON

BOBBY, DO THAT WALK AGAIN

BOBBY, I REALLY DON'T THINK YOU CAN COMPARE

BOBBY, I'M GOING TO BE NEED YOU

Bobby, it's Marie.

BOBBY, MOVE.

BOBBY, THAT IS NOT A MINT.

BOBBY, THEY'RE FRIENDS

BOBBY, VEGETARIANS CAN'T BE TRUSTED.

BOBBY, WAIT. THIS IS GETTING WAY TOO INTENSE.

BOBBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

BOBBY, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GO HIT THE BATTING CAGES?

BOBBY, YOU'RE A FUNNY GUY.

Bobby: DAD

Bobby: SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO GET, MARIE?

Bobby: SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO, GUYS?

BOBBY!

BOBBY?

BOBBY. LUANNE, HONEY, IT'LL BE FINE.

BOBBY'S MARIE IS 14 YEARS OLD.

BODY WORK...

BOOMHAUER'S ON SECOND, AND NANCY'S HEALER'S

BOUNTY HUNTERS.

BOY, HE'S GOT THAT RIGHT.

BOY, THAT SURE IS A CUTE STORY.

BOY, THAT'S SOME MIGHTY FINE HOUNDS

BREATHE.

BUCKLEY AND LUANNE ARE IN THERE!

BUCKLEY WAS PRACTICALLY A SON TO ME.

Buckley: HEY... SO FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY

BUCKLEY.

BUDDY, NO.

BUILDINGS EXPLODE

BUSY. TAKE A MESSAGE

BUT

BUT DO NOT STARE.

BUT DON'T TELL THEM THAT.

BUT DOYLE HARCAVY IS A MUSING MACHINE.

BUT HE'S GOT A GOOD HEAD ON HIS SHOULDERS.

BUT HE'S ONLY 12.

BUT HERE I AM, A CHILD.

BUT I AM NOT BECAUSE THERE ARE A LOT MORE

BUT I CAN ALWAYS TAPE IT.

BUT I DO HAVE TO MEASURE YOUR SPERM COUNT.

BUT I GUESS THINGS WORKED OUT OKAY.

BUT I HAD TO TALK TO SOMEONE.

BUT I LIKE IT.

BUT I NEED THOSE MILES

BUT I WAS USING IT.

BUT I WON'T TELL IF YOU DON'T.

BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING, SON.

BUT I'M KIND OF TAPPED OUT

BUT I'M NAIVE AND TRUSTING PERSON.

BUT IF I DON'T LIKE IT, I'M STANDING RIGHT BACK UP.

BUT IF WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WEAR SHORTS TODAY

BUT IF YOU WERE ASKING

BUT IN A LIGHTS ON SORT OF WAY.

BUT IT GOES AWAY AFTER A FEW YEARS.

BUT MINE ARE HOLY TERRORS."

BUT MINH CUT HER LEG ON A TACK, SO WE DUMP IT HERE.

BUT NO MATTER WHAT THE RESULT

BUT ONLY ONE OF THEM KNOWS HOW TO DRIVE.

BUT PEGGY'S JUST BEING NICE TO YOU.

BUT REMEMBER WHEN WE FIRST GOT LADY BIRD?

BUT SHE'LL MUSE CIRCLES AROUND HIM

BUT THAT IS NOT HOW YOU HAVE A BABY.

BUT THAT'S JUST HOW I WAS RAISED

BUT THE ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT SAID

BUT THE COUCH IS A HAPPY PLACE.

BUT THE THING

BUT THEN I MET SOME MEN, WE WENT TO A BAR

BUT THEN WHEN I SAW HOW MUCH HE PISS OFF MY NEIGHBOR

BUT THESE TWO LIONS WERE CLOSING IN ON HIM.

BUT THEY SHOULDN'T EAT THEM...

BUT THIS REALLY NICE POLICEMAN

BUT THOSE ARE DOG HORMONE BISCUITS

BUT WAIT... WAIT A MINUTE.

BUT WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY.

BUT WE'VE BOTH WORKED TOO HARD TO GIVE UP NOW.

BUT YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG.

BUT YOU SEE HOW WORKED UP YOU GOT?

BUT YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND FOR WANTING TO TELL ME.

BUT YOU'RE GONNA COME IN AND FIND OUT

BUT, NO, SHE CAN'T.

BUT...

BUT... BUT... BUT THAT, UH... THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

BUT... WE KISSED.

BY A FEROCIOUS TIGER.

BY CLIPPING ARTICLES OUT

BY MAKING ME MORE AND MORE STRESSED OUT.

BY MISTAKE, OF COURSE, AND SHE RAN AWAY.

BY MY MOTHER AND FATHER, NOT A TEST TUBE.

CAN BE HUNTED LIKE AN ANIMAL, ALTHOUGH NOT EATEN.

CAN BE HUNTED LIKE AN ANIMAL, ALTHOUGH NOT EATEN.

CAN I HAVE SOME RICE AND PLAIN TOAST, PLEASE?

CAN PLAY TOGETHER.

CAN WE PLEASE

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?

CAN'T WATCH ENCINO MAN

CARE TO TAKE ON OUR 72 OUNCE TOP SIRLOIN STEAK?

CAREFUL, EVERYONE.

CHAMPIONS, ALL OF THEM.

CHILDLESS AND LONELY

CHROMIUM PICKLE O NATE EVERY ORIFICE, EVERY DAY.

CLASSIC COVER UP.

CNN LOGO IN THE COR... OH...

COINCIDENTALLY, IF HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN IN HERE TONIGHT.

COLONEL, LET ME BE THE FIRST

COME ON

COME ON

COME ON GIRL, COME ON.

COME ON, GIRL, LET'S GO.

COME ON, HANK.

COME ON, HONEY. HOLD MY HAND.

COME ON, MOM, DAD, WE'RE LEAVING.

COME ON.

COME ON. SMELL THE PIE, GIRL

CONGRATULATIONS, CLASS OF THURSDAY, A.M.

CONGRATULATIONS!

CONNIE SAYS HE RAN AWAY, AND HE'S ALREADY

CONSUMES 500 CHICKENS?

CORE, CORES, SORE, SORES, OH!

COTTON IS SMALL AND SNEAKY.

Cotton: Yeah, it's me.

COTTON.

COTTON'S MISSING.

COULD EXPLAIN TO YOUR HUSBAND.

COULD YOU MAKE THAT AN L.T., PLEASE?

COULDN'T HEAR YOU, HANK.

COULDN'T WE JUST TRY IT?

COWBOY HALL OF FAMER ROGER STAUBACH.

DAD, DAD...

DAD, HOW'D YOU FIND ME?

DAD, I JUST MADE HIM UP.

DAD, I WANT TO GO HOME.

DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

DAD, YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.

DALE GRIBBLE IS YOUR FRIEND.

DALE WILL NEVER FIND US HERE, AND WE NEED TO TALK ALONE.

DALE, I HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT.

DALE, NANCY IS NOT THE WIFE YOU THINK SHE IS

DALE, THE BOY IS NO MORE.

DALE, UH...

Dale: * I SEE LONDON, I SEE FRANCE... *

Dale: I'LL TELL YOU HOW

Dale: WELL!

DALE...

DAMN IT, BILL.

DAMN IT, DALE!

DAMN.

DANG IF HE DIDN'T KEEP GOING

DANG IT, PEGGY.

DEEP DOWN IN THE FOREST, MAN.

DID ANYONE ELSE SNIFF TODAY'S GARBAGE?

DID WE COVER CHOKE HOLDS AND PEPPER SPRAY?

DID YOU FIND HIM?

DID YOU HAPPEN TO SEE BUCKLEY

DID YOU SEE THE SUNRISE THIS MORNING?

DIDI WOMAN, HURRY UP WITH MY BAGS.

DIET, HORMONES...

DINNER'S GOING TO BE A LITTLE LATE.

DO NOT BOTHER BUYING A ROUND TRIP TICKET.

DO ONE ABOUT COOKIES.

DO YOU ALLOW CHILDREN IN THE CASINO?

DO YOU AND YOUR BROTHER HAVE TIME TO GRAB A BEER?

DO YOU NEED A LICENSE?

DO YOU THINK HE NEEDS SHOCK TREATMENT?

DO YOU?

DOES DALE KNOW?

DOES IT BOTHER ANYONE THAT WE'VE KNOWN FOR YEARS

DOES NOT MEAN YOU DID NOT GIVE 110 MILLION PERCENT.

DOESN'T IT SCARE YOU?

DOESN'T TASTE LIKE BUCKLEY.

DOGS DON'T TELL LIES.

DON'T BE AFRAID TO USE

DON'T FLATTER YOURSELF, HANK.

DON'T MAKE HER DANCE.

DON'T MAKE ME SAY IT.

DON'T SHAKE HIS HAND; LET GO OF THAT.

DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE TO THE MACHINES, HANK

DON'T WANT TO RUSH 'EM.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT PEGGY.

DON'T WORRY, OLD JOHN R. WILL FIX HER UP

DON'T YOU UNSTRAP ME.

DONNA SAID THAT?

DOWN AT THE STATION TO PREDICT THE WEATHER.

DOWN.

DOYLE HARCAVY, DOYLE HARCAVY.

DR. RAJAV BHUDAMANJUR, MAN

DROPPED IT OFF.

EASY... EASY...

EASY... EASY...

EIGHT MILLION ON YOUR SPERM TEST

EIGHT MILLION.

EIGHT THE HARD WAY.

EIGHT TOPLESS BARS AND NO COTTON.

ENOUGH FOR US TO HAVE A BABY.

EVEN HIS OWN DADDY DON'T KNOW.

EVENTUALLY, THEY JUST GAVE UP

EVER SINCE THE EXPLOSION

EVERY GIRL WANTS TO LOOK PRETTY, RIGHT HO.

EVERY SONG I PLAY SOUNDS LIKE "FEELS SO GOOD."

EVERY TWO HOURS AND YELLING AT ME.

EVERYTHING'S FINE.

EXCEPT THE DEAF ONE.

EXCUSE ME.

FELLER THAT TOOTHBRUSH UP THAT MAN'S BOTTOM, MAN.

FIGHT THE OC CU PA TION!

FIGHT THE OCCUPATION!

FIND THE BODY YET, QUINCY?

FINE HOUNDS. MM HMM.

FINE.

FINE. GO.

FINISH IT IN AN HOUR, AND IT'S FREE.

FIVE MINUTES, THAT'S ALL.

FLEA DIP, TARTAR SC****, WORM SHOT?

FOR A BLOOD RELATIVE OR A CLOSE FRIEND.

FOR BETTER OR WORSE, AND WORSE INCLUDES DALE

FOR BRADLEY AIR AND HEAT.

FOR HER TO MATE.

FOR QUALITY PURPOSES

FOR STARTERS, WE CAN TRANSITION YOU TO BOXER SHORTS.

FOR THAT NEW CAR SMELL.

FOURTEEN.

FREEZE!

FREEZE! BOUNTY HUNTER!

FREEZE! BOUNTY HUNTER!

FRIENDS?

FROM ARLEN TO WHO KNOWS WHERE.

FUGITIVE'S NAME IS JAMES "JIMMY" HELSTROM

G'IH! G'IH!

G'IH! G'IH!

GATHER AROUND, EXPECTANT FATHERS

GAVE ME HIS HOME PHONE NUMBER

GET A ROOM, YOU TWO.

GET GOING... RAMONE

GET OUT OF MY UNDERWEAR.

GET READY TO PUMP PROPANE TOMORROW.

GETTING TIRED?

GINGKO BILOBA.

Girl: Hi. Can I speak to Bobby, please?

Girl: Hi. Does Bobby Hill live there?

GIVE ME HIS ADDRESS!

GIVE ME THAT!

GIVE ME YOUR FIVE BEST.

GO AHEAD, COME UP WITH ONE.

GO TO HELL.

GOD, THIS IS A GOOD JOKE!

GOING OUT WITH PEOPLE OLDER THAN YOU.

GOOD BYE, BOBBY.

GOOD EYE.

GOOD GIRL.

GOOD GOD!

GOOD GOD!

GOOD LUCK, AND TRY TO REMEMBER WHAT I TAUGHT YOU:

GOOD LUCK. LET'S GIVE HIM

GOOD NIGHT... MARIE.

GOOD THINKING, SON.

GOOD WORK, BILL.

GOOD, GOOD WOMEN.

GOOD. 'CAUSE THAT'S THE PUNCH LINE.

GOT A BISCUIT IN HER OVEN.

GOT NO NOTHING

GOT TO FIND ME MR. TERRY JERRY

GOTTEN A FEW Bs TO RAISE MY AVERAGE.

GRANDPA TOLD ME AT THE BAR.

GREAT NEWS, LADY BIRD.

GREAT. PEPPERONI IT IS.

GRIBBLE RESIDENCE.

GRIBBLE, YOU CRAZY.

GUILTY CONSCIENCE, HUH?

HA HA, JOE JACK.

HA! MINE'S SO DAMN WIDE

HALFWAY DOWN, HE GRAB ONTO A BRANCH.

HANG IN THERE, LADY BIRD.

HANK HILL, IF YOU ARE THINKING OF FLYING YOUR DOG

HANK, ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE OKAY?

HANK, HANK, HANK.

HANK, HAS YOU BEEN HAVING TROUBLE BABY MAKING?

HANK, I HAVE BEEN SITTING

HANK, I KNOW YOU ARE FRUSTRATED

Hank, I need you to raise Didi's baby...

HANK, I'M IN LOVE!

HANK, IT'S IMPORTANT.

HANK, IT'S MR. STRICKLAND.

HANK, LADY BIRD.

HANK, MY STEPSON...

HANK, OLD GIRL, STRICKLAND'S BACK IN BUSINESS.

HANK, PLEASE CALM DOWN.

HANK, REMEMBER HOW WE USED TO HOLD HANDS

HANK, SLOW DOWN.

HANK, STOP IT.

HANK, TALK TO THE BOY.

HANK, THAT THERMOMETER'S FOR COMPANY.

HANK, THERE'S SOMETHING I JUST FIGURED OUT

HANK, WE'VE BOTH WORKED VERY HARD

HANK, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

HANK, WHY DID YOU NOT TELL ME

HANK, YOU ARE MY FRIEND.

Hank: AND THAT THESE ADVANCES WOULD MEAN

Hank: EXACTLY.

Hank: OH... UH, BUSY.

Hank: OH... UH, BUSY. OCCUPIED!

Hank: THANKS FOR THE TUNE UP, EARL.

Hank: WHAT DO I WANT? A LEFT? A RIGHT?

Hank: YOU'LL SEE.

HANK!

HANK! HANK!

HANK! RED ALERT!

HANK.

HAVE A $5,000 INSURANCE POLICY.

HAVE A LITTLE PRIDE, BILL.

HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN AN OLDER MAN

HAVE DECIDED TO STOP TRYING FOR ANOTHER BABY

HAVE YOU GOTTEN FATTER, FATTY?

HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT WHO'LL TAKE CARE OF BOBBY

HAVING A CHILD WILL BE SUCH A BLESSING.

HAVING SOME WAFFLES, ARE YOU?

HE COULD BE ANYWHERE

HE DOESN'T DESERVE IT.

HE DOESN'T HAVE THE BEST BODY ON THE ALLEY

HE DOESN'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW

HE GETS THAT FROM HIS MOTHER.

HE GOING TO DIE

HE HAD ME LOAD HIS BAGS INTO THE CADILLAC CAR.

HE HAD TO TAKE THIS JOB

HE HEADED FOR THE SIDELINES

HE IS JUST TRYING TO HELP US.

HE IS LESS EXPENSIVE

HE IS THE ASSISTANT MANAGER

HE KNOW, FOR SURE...

HE LIT SOME SWEET GRASS, AND THEN I DRIFTED OFF.

HE LOOK UP...

HE NEVER GETS A DAY OLDER.

HE REFUSES TO TAKE HIS PANTS OFF.

HE SAW A STRAWBERRY... CUP OF GATORADE.

HE SEE A WILD STRAWBERRY, GROWING FROM SAME BRANCH.

HE SEE ANOTHER HUNGRY TIGER

HE SELLS LIFE INSURANCE ON TV.

HE STARTED BREAKING PLATES.

HE SURE CAN SWING. WHOO!

HE TALK 'BOUT THEM DANG OL' CHILLY WILLY, MAN.

HE TELLS A JOKE AT A FUNERAL.

HE WOULDN'T EVEN LOOK HER IN THE EYE.

HE WOULDN'T HAVE INVENTED STEAK SAUCE.

HE'LL EVER FIND HIM.

HE'LL WRITE PRODUCT DESCRIPTIONS

HE'S A STEAK EATING MACHINE.

HE'S BEEN ON THE RUN ABOUT TWO DAYS.

HE'S BEEN TELLING ME LOTS OF THINGS.

HE'S IN LAS VEGAS.

HE'S RIGHT, MRS. HILL.

HE'S RUN AWAY.

HE'S SEEN WHAT WE'VE DONE WITH IT

HE'S TOO YOUNG.

HECK, IT'S THE SAME TECHNOLOGY WE USE

HELL, IF IT'S A CONTEST ON WHO'S THE BETTER DADDY

HELL, YOU MUST BE READING DOYLE HARCAVY.

HELLO, DAD.

HELLO, DR. DOWNES.

HELLO, JOHN REDCORN.

HELLO?

HELLO?

HELLO?

HELLO. PEGGY HERE.

HELP, HONEY.

HER HEAD ACTUALLY HURT.

HERE YOU GO, MR. DAUTERIVE.

HERE, I'LL GIVE YOU A MASSAGE.

HERE.

HERE'S A FRUIT PIE; YOU GET LADYBIRD.

HERE'S YOUR COFFEE, SWEET MEAT.

HEY, ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING?

HEY, BOBBY, COME STAND WITH ME.

HEY, COME ON, KID.

HEY, DAD!

HEY, DALE, WHAT'S GOING ON?

HEY, DALE.

Hey, Dale.

HEY, DID I EVER TELL YOU

HEY, GUYS

HEY, HANK, YOU GOT A LIGHT?

HEY, HANK!

HEY, HANK'S WIFE.

HEY, HEY.

HEY, IS BOBBY HOME?

HEY, IS THIS A MAKE OUT PARTY?

HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT.

HEY, JOSEPH.

HEY, KID, WHERE'S YOUR HALL PASS?

HEY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

HEY, THAT'S THE BEST SO FAR.

HEY, THERE'S A COUCH IN THE ALLEY.

HEY, YOU TWO, I'M TRYING TO EAT.

HEY, YOU WANT IT DONE QUICK OR YOU WANT IT DONE RIGHT?

HEY! GET OFF HER.

HEY! MAN, LOOK UP IN THE SKY, MAN!

HI, BOBBY.

HI, JOHN REDCORN.

HI, JOHN REDCORN.

HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE.

HMM, ARE YOU SURE THEY CAN USE IT TO LOOK AT HANK?

HMM, YOU ARE FAMILIAR WITH MY CREDENTIALS

HMM. WELL, I GOT TWO FIVES ONE FOR YOU, ONE FOR ME.

HMM... MM MM, MM MM.

HMM... MMM...

HMM... NO.

HMM... STUPID.

HOLD UP, PEGGY!

HONEY, HE SAYS CUSTOMERS ARE LINED UP OUT THE DOOR.

HONEY, HOW ARE THE STEAKS COMING?

HOPEFULLY, IT'S A LONG WAY OFF.

HOW ABOUT RENTING A VIDEOTAPE?

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO APPRECIATE THE LITTLE THINGS IN LIFE

HOW CAN SHE?!

HOW COME YOU NEVER HOLD YOUR WIFE'S HAND?

HOW COULD YOU BE A LOOK THE OTHER WAYER?

HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?

HOW COULD YOU NOT TELL ME WHAT WAS GOING ON

HOW COULD YOU TELL NANCY WE WERE TRYING TO GET PREGNANT?

HOW DO I LOOK?

HOW DO I SAY THIS WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR HEARTS?

HOW MUCH BUDDHISTS SURE LIKE A STORY.

HOW NICE TO SEE YOU.

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

HOW ONE LITTLE BOY CAN GET SO DIRTY IN A CEMETERY.

HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM?

HOW WILL YOU EVER FIND HIM?

HOW YOU DOIN', ARLEN?

HOW'D YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THAT?

HUH?

HUH?

HUH.

HUH.

HUH.

HUH. LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE FINALLY GOING TO CUT DOWN

HUH. NOW, IS THAT SOMETHING

HURRY, HANK!

HYPNOTICALLY GROTESQUE

I AIN'T GOING BACK.

I AIN'T GOT A NARROW UR EETEE.

I ALREADY HEARD THAT JOKE, KHAN.

I ALWAYS KIND OF BELIEVED THAT PLAYING WITH THAT PUPPY

I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WAS A QUITTER.

I AM NOT GOING TO DIE.

I AM SHOCKED.

I AM SICK OF YOU ACTING

I AM STILL A JOURNALIST, DARN IT.

I AM TRYING TO DO SOME CREATIVE WORK

I AM VERY... EXCITED.

I BARELY KNEW BUCKLEY.

I BET IF I WERE STUCK IN A TRUCK

I BET MARIE AND ME HAVE KISSED MORE IN TWO DAYS

I BET YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE HEADACHES ANYMORE.

I BROKE UP WITH BUCKLEY SECONDS BEFORE THE EXPLOSION

I CAN GET TO VEGAS BY THE MORNING.

I CAN PRESCRIBE A SPECIFIC SERIES OF SEXUAL TECHNIQUES.

I CAN THINK OF ONE PERSON WHO DOESN'T

I CAN'T DECIDE BETWEEN BEING A CONCERT VIOLINIST

I CAN'T FIND BOBBY.

I CAN'T FIND HANK, BILL OR BOOMHAUER.

I CAN'T HAVE HER SPAYED.

I CAN'T MOVE HER FOR TWO HOURS.

I CANNOT LIVE THE LIE ANYMORE.

I CANNOT WORK WITH YOU COMING IN HERE

I COULD PASS THE CHILD MYSELF, IF I HAD TO.

I COULDN'T HELP READING YOUR LIPS.

I CRY RIVER OF TEAR FOR BUCKLEY.

I DID NOT BLOW UP THE MEGA LO MART.

I DIDN'T BLOW IT UP!

I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BRING YOU BACK.

I DIDN'T DO ALL THAT THERMOMETER STUFF WITH YOU

I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT, BUT I DID IT ANYWAY.

I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE STILL ALIVE.

I DIDN'T PLAN FOR THIS

I DIDN'T THINK I'D LIKE FRUIT PIES, BUT THEN I TRIED ONE

I DIDN'T, SO LET'S GO HIT SOME BALLS.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

I DON'T BELIEVE IT. DOYLE HARCAVY IS RETIRING FROM THE "MUSINGS" COLUMN.

I DON'T BLAME YOU.

I DON'T CARE MORE ABOUT...

I DON'T EAT MEAT.

I DON'T EVEN FIND HER ATTRACTIVE.

I DON'T EVEN GET SOME OF IT.

I DON'T EVEN WEAR THAT ANYMORE.

I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.

I DON'T HAVE TO BUY ANYTHING

I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU

I DON'T KNOW IF I GAVE MEGA LO MART MY NOTICE.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE MEN IN THAT BAR TOLD YOU

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW. I LIKE DANCING.

I DON'T KNOW. THE HANDLE COULD BREAK OFF.

I DON'T SEE WHY.

I DON'T WANT IT BACK.

I DON'T WANT TO BE A PROP COMIC.

I DON'T WANT TO LOOK PRETTY ANYMORE.

I DOUBT SOME LITTLE BABY

I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.