Prank Call Sounds: Hank Hill Soundboard Edit

And you know what it was fun

Bobby

Bobby

Bobby Surprised Sound

But just woke up

But you just don't listen

Bwaaah

Bwaaah

Bwaaah

Bwaaah

Bwaaah

Bwaaah

Bwaaah

Bwaaah

Bwaaah

Bwaaah

Carlos

Do you don't have any goals

Do you understand what I'm saying?

Do you understand what love means?

Eddie Stilson

Excuse me

Hill residence

How was your weekend

I apologize for yelling at you

I just got my period

I just hate these big emotional scenes

I sell propane and propane accessories

I went in there and fixed her like fixing a carburetor

I'm going to kick your ass

I'm hank hill

I'm looking for a tap and die and some WD forty

I'm trying to buy a tap and die and some WD forty

I've got the strangest feeling someone 's gonna kick his ass

Is that you

It's kind of interesting the word customer begins with C U

It's like you gotta problem with concentration

Let me explain

Let's say I want a hammer do you know what a hammer is

Loser your a loser are you feeling sorry for yourself

Maybe i'm not getting through to you

Mister I have not begun to project my anger onto you

My god are you still talking

Nah

No

No I was

No no no stop please

Nooooooooooooooo

Now

Now where in the hell would I go

Now you listen to me man

Oh my God it's so juicy!

Shut the hell up

So are you chinese or japanese

So what

Son you're teasing the gorilla in the monkey house

Stop making such a big deal out of

Stricklin pro

That's what I want a damned hammer

That's what the white man calls him

Thatherton

The hardware department

The names hank hill

There you go

Uh well I guess

Wait a minute

Well i'd like to tell you what stricklan can do to meet your enerji knees

Well we don't see you as just another sale but as a member of our team

Well what do you think

Well y'all come back now ya hear

Well you should because you are dirt you make me sick you big baby

Well you've got one heck of a nerve

What

What are you implying

What are you talking about

What are you turning into some kind of feminist

What is that chinging noise?

What the hell kind of country is this where I can only hataman if he's white

What's the point in arguing

What's wrong with you how does that sound for a change

Where's the hardware department

Who the hell is that

Why are you always asking me that

Why is she still talking?

Yeah now you're getting it

Yes

Yes yes all right

You do some shopping

You gotta figure out what you want to do with your life

You see it strickland the customer comes first

You take that back