A baby? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
A baby? Like really? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
A broken marriage and make it work again? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
A ha! What it is, man! Dynomite. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
A ha. They "got him." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
A hundred and fifty years ago from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
A little bit. I learned when I was a kid. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
A lube or something? A magazine? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
A non entity with no rights under the law. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
A slave by the name of Dred Scott from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
A synthetic cotton poly blend. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
A talking teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
A whole hallway with our conversation. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
About every chick that throws herself at you. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Across the world, fucking Thomas Jefferson. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
After all, you know, Ted spent many years from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ah, Ms. Jackson. Do come in. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ah, rock on, Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ah, you hear that, Johnny? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ah! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ah! Ah! Shit, shit, shit! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ah! Oh, shit! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ah. Oh, we just Google "Boston lawyers." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
All right, come in. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
All right, fine, I will. Just stop looking at that shit, please! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
All right, great. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
All right, I'll help you. But we got to have a game plan. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
All right, let's do this. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
All right, let's go. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
All right, Starbucks. Okay, now, who's in the Starbucks? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
All right, there, you happy? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
All right, two can play this Where's Waldo shit, you son of a bitch! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
All right, we've heard from these guys. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
All right, yeah, thanks. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
All right. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
All right. I think I can handle the defense. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
All right. I'll shoot him an e mail right now, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
All right. Now, let's get rid of this. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
All right'? I was just hurting because I knew I'd lost. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
An ability to understand complex emotions from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And (GASPS) he had a dick! He had an awesome dick! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And a capacity for empathy. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And a shamrock tattoo on his calf? Nope. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And America doesn't give a shit about anything. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And as history has shown us, that wasn’t justice. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And as soon as I'm done fucking myself, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And Brown v. the Board of Education. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And give Sam and Diane here some alone time, eh? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And honest to God, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And I believe that a just court must, by definition, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And I bet you can't even spot him. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And I don't think I ought to be treated any different. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And I have. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And I know who my friends are. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And I own four houses on Baltic Ave. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And I say that's a violation of the Constitution. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And I swear to God, if we lose, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And I tried, you know? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And I would get a more experienced lawyer in return. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And I... I can't believe it's official. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And I'll be back with $200. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And I'm afraid this isn't gonna work out. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And I've hired her on as a junior associate here at the firm. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And if I may inquire, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And if I may inquire, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And if that is not big enough news, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And if that is not big enough news, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And is that enforced by law? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And it seems to me that once the law devalues one kind of life, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And it was one of the best highs I ever had. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And it's all up to him now. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And it's happening again today. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And live from New York, it's Saturday Night! (APPLAUSE) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And lock up minorities for no good legal reason. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And make me come down there, tough guy? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And making them watch Tyler Perry. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And my fucking nose came off. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And my sperm count's a little low. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And not because some of you might laugh from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And plus, your baby will be a fucking superhero! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And remember, you're the one from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And saving it up for you know who from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And say your goodbyes. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And see if I can stop by tonight. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And she's probably still fucking billing us! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And sneak out with the sperm. It'll be easy! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And somebody handed her a bunch of balloons from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And soon afterward, they adopted a fine, young baby boy. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And that, in the eyes of the world, I'll always be property. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And that's all that's important. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And that's at rest. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And the Thirteenth Amendment did so many years ago. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And then we're gonna make millions of Teds. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And then you would get a hungry, young attorney from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And there is our first impression. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And think how awesome the baby will be. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And this is exactly what you've been doing to the fags! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And unfortunately, the public doesn’t judge by reason. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And vetted your personal histories, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And what is that stuffing made of? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And when I have him, I'll call you with the code phrase. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And when the next conflict comes along, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And while I'm sympathetic to your cause, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And why would we do this? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And will be recognized in the terms set from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And yet, on this bright, sunny, Boston afternoon, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And you can't appeal an emotional conviction. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And you get the best lawyer in the world on the defense. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And you guys can do all kinds of drugs together. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And you, my friend, are an oppressed minority. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And you're not a cheater. I mean, I think your balls are perfect. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And you're sitting there basically banging my lawyer, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And your air conditioner's making a loud noise from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And, uh, I won't be followed? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And, uh, why does Ted not possess a, uh, male appendage? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And, uh, why does Ted not possess a, uh, male appendage? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And, um, I'm wondering, what do you think from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
And,honestly, it's the more serious one. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Anyone who can inspire that kind of love in another person from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Apollo Creed Clubber Lang. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Are any of you gonna sit there and tell me from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Are you gonna let me finish talking? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Are you gonna let me finish talking? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Are you okay? Johnny, you all right? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Are you still shaking off that hangover from the bachelor party? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Are you submitting? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Are you sure you can get him? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Are you Ted? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Argues that the standards for personhood include self awareness, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Arizona State. Hey, how many times you been fucked on a houseboat? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
As far as I'm concerned, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
As for complex emotions and the capacity for empathy, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
As much as anybody I've ever known. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
As one might purchase a baseball glove or a Big Wheel. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ask me when will the day be from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Assisting in the betterment of your race. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
At his office in New York. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
At least you figured it out early. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
At my friend's apartment, if you wanna join . from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
At one point in your career that would've been enough. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
At the fact that I'm representing a teddy bear. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Aware of his own consciousness. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Aware of his own consciousness. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Baby, we're gonna be fine. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Bah, bah, bah! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Bang. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Barn! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Be careful. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Beautiful ceremony. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Because I can't do this no more. It's too much. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Because I've been informed that you're technically... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Because Teddy ain't got no dick. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Because that's where I went to school. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Because the stakes are so significant. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Because they got that little baby keeping them together. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Because we're not really working with much money. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Because we're not really working with much money. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Because you are spiraling out of control here. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Because you said that you could help us. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Because you've been staring at it, and you want it. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Being back in that church again. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Besides, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Besides, we just broke into Tom Brady's house and tried to jerk him off... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
BJs here! Get your BJs! Get your red hot BJs! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
BOTH: Whoa! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Bottom line is, insemination is not possible. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Bullshit! You better ask my ancestors. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But do you mind if I ask how old you are? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But I came back five minutes later, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But I need you to go to the waiting area now, please. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But I think what we're probably gonna do is from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But I think you'll be impressed with my client. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But I'm going to this after hours thing from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But I'm gonna have to let you go. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But if we suddenly decide to share that gift, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But it was a good time for you to vandalize my Chrysler though. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But just stuff it under the seat for now. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But let's make one thing clear. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But not if nobody finds out. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But she was always just trying to change me from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But that and the trial are the only two things you fucked up. So, uh... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But that is so fucked up! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But this bear is alive. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But we all know it's an object made of copper and steel. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But we don't know any lawyers. All our friends make sandwiches. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But we're going to the right place. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But we've become such a high profile case, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But you have fun porking Gollum here, while I'm left with shit! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But you know what? Who gives a shit? Right? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But you've just been so bummed out from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
But, uh, (SIGHS) all we got is Tami's income these days since nobody will hire me. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
By the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Came to life back in the mid 80s right here in Boston, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Can you help me get home? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Can't be bad to feel so good from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Child World toy store. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Child World toy store. You fucking heard me. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Clockwise rim job. Counterclockwise rim job! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Clubber Lang. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Come here. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Come on, guys. I mean, are we done here? I got to go. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Come on, let's get out of here! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Come on, make some fucking comedy. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Come on, one drink and I promise I won't tell anybody from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Come on, put your legs into it. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Come on, read between the lines, Sam. It's "Fuck." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Come on, there's an empty supply room downstairs. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Come on! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Come on. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Come on. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Come on. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Come on. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Come on. We got to get out of here before the cops show up. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Comic Con fans, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Congratulations, Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Contact Bob Jennings at Javits... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Cookie Crisp in your bum bumzies. I'm sorry. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Could've been a leader, a role model. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Cut the shit. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Deal. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Deserves to be called human. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Did you see which way they went? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Do I have fuck me eyes? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Do you know how devastated I was? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Do you love Tami Lynn? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Do you love your wife? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Do you remember what it is? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Do you understand? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Do you, Tami Lynn McCafferty, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Does it mean we can't have a baby? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Does your dog deserve human rights? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Doing out in the middle of a... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Don't wait too long to be right. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Down that hallway, to the left. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Dress up like we're into this shit and fuck with the nerds. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Dude, have you seen the guys in Boston? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Dude, take a closer look. It's your kid. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Dude, that's fucking awesome! Congratulations! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Eat my pussy! Have some apples! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Eff yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Erection. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Especially that song they sing at the Red Sox games. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Even when you weren't. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ever heard of any of them? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Every once in a while when he's too hammered. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Everybody always says that about their salad. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Everything's gonna be okay. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ew. I mean, awesome! (CHUCKLES) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Excuse me, Doctor, your wife's on the phone. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Excuse me, excuse me. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Excuse me, I'll be right back. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
F. Scott Fitzgerald. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
FEMALE NEWSCASTER: Also in the news, a pending court case from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
FEMALE REPORTER: Ted! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Fine, I got it. Done. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Fine! Fine! Go torture that asshole! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Fine. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
For all you've done, all you're doing for us. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
For its civil rights ramifications. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
For new toy ideas from any and all employees? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
For purchasing marijuana in 2003? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
For taking time out of their busy schedules from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
For us to make an actual bong. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Forget it. Now, look, you haven't from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Forgive me, that's a normal ovary. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Francis. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Fresh cakes! (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Fresh cakes. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Fresh cakes. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Fresh cakes. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Fresh cakes. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Frozen songs during the opening arguments. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Fuck you! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Fuck, okay. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Fuck, that's a big one. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Fuck! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Fuck! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Fuck! Dude, that's somebody's kid! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Fuck! Fuck! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Fulfill their dreams of having children. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Get away from him, you bastard! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Get off me! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Get out of my house! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Get the fuck out of here! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Get your ass up here and kick my ass! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Get your BJs here. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Go away, Teddy. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Go get my Cookie Crisp out of his ass. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Go on. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Go to hell! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
God damn it, that underwear had shit on it! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
God damn it! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
God damn it! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
God damn it! What the hell's wrong with you? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
God, that sounds fucked up. Listen, I don't wanna die. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Goldner and the board cannot know about this until we have him. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Good eye, good eye. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Good morning. Now... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Good to meet you. John. Nice to meet you. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Good, good. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Good. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Goodbye, John. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Grant basic human rights to all those who deserve them, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
GUY: Hey, Ted! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Guy? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Guy? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hang on. I got to post this on Facebook. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Happy endings can come true for anyone. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Happy guy. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hasbro can have no connection to this. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hasbro will be unveiling a brand new line from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hasbro would double its profits overnight. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hashtag "My amazing summer." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Have some Cookie Crisp. You need something nutritional. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Have you guys at least tried marriage therapy? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Have you seen this? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Having a doll up here on the stand from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
He could be anywhere. We're not gonna find him. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
He doesn't mean that. Please forgive me, I'm sorry. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
He got a little wasted, so these two dudes took him out back to sober up. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
He just reminds me of when I was a kid. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
He lost. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
He needs help. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
He said he'll meet with us on Friday at 9:00 a.m. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
He treated me good! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
He'll help us. Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
He's a gourmet chef. So he knows how to toss a salad. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
He's a sucker for media. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
He's a teddy bear on his own in New York, for God's sakes. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
He's after me. You got to get over here. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
He's beautiful. Come on! I'll trade you. Catch. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
He's gonna love it. Go, go, go! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
He's my best friend. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
He's never lost a case in his life. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
He's not cheap, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
He's the only guy in the world whose sperm from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
He's way more of a person than lots of other people. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hearsay! Briefcase! Bailiff! Disregard! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hell yeah! You know what we do? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hello? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hello? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hello? There's something happening. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hello? You're dicks. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hello. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Here it comes. Okay, okay. I'm ready. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Here. Look, it says, "Did you mean black cocks?" from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, 2O bucks I can toss a Cookie Crisp into his ass crack. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, be careful with that, huh. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, check it out. Nerd fight. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, come on. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, congrats, you mofos. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, do you think I could take a picture with you? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, fuck your Chrysler! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, hey! Maybe we get one of them Harrison Ford lawyers from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, how you doing? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, I did my community service. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, I remember you from the wedding. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, I'm really sorry! Yeah, me, too. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, if you guys want to bang, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, it must be weird for you guys, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, it's okay. One foot in front of the other. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, Johnny, come on. It's almost 7:00. We got to get up there. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, Johnny, how about a beer, huh? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, Johnny! You did it! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, Johnny. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, Johnny. Johnny. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, listen, I got an idea. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, Rick! It is Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, Rick! It is Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, Sam, how's your boring salad? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, Sam, why do you have a duffel bag that says "Arizona State"? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, Sam, you want in on this? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, so, uh, listen, I got, uh... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, Ted, let me ask you something. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, Ted! Come on! I'm sorry. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, this is my new boyfriend, Rick. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, thunder buddies for life, remember? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, watch that floor. Comes up fast, man. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, we just ran into your buddy Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, we've been fighting right alongside you the whole way. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, what the hell you doing walking around dressed like Star Wars? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, what's going on'? What are you doing here? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, what's the deal here? You guys ever gonna make out or what? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, when I'm done here, how about a drink? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, you go pull a bad back, bitch! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, you know, maybe someday, if you wish hard enough, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, you shut the fuck up! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey, you were always real to me, buddy. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey,Bennett! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey! Must be the money from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey! Um, are you, uh, Tom Brady? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey! What the hell! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey. I just got off work and heard your message. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey. Ted! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hey. You didn't let us down, Sam. You did your best. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hi, I'm calling for Patrick Meighan. This is Samantha Jackson. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hi, Mr. Meighan. Thank you so much for taking my call. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hi. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hi. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hi. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hi. Have any of you guys seen a talking teddy bear run through here? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hi. How is he? Is he gonna come out of it? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
High five. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
His name's "Fuck Scott Fitzgerald"? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Hmm. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Holy shit! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Holy shit! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Holy shit! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Holy shit! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Holy shit! Donny! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Holy shit! Dude, what's the matter? What happened? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Holy shit! Hey, Ted! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Holy shit! Johnny! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Holy shit! Perfect spiral! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Holy Shit! You? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Holy shit! Zombie! He's a fucking zombie! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Honest to God, Joy, I don't know how to fix this. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Honestly, I don't know. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
How about a location? Let's go with a location. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
How about this? I'm gonna go check out the barn from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
How about, "in a relationship with John Bennett"? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
How am I supposed to explain that to everybody? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
How are you feeling, John? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
How come you don't have a guy? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
How far away does he live? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
How soon before it devalues another? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
How the hell did it fall? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
How would you categorize your relationship with Ted? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
How you doing? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Huh? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I acted like an asshole. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I agree. (BOTH CHUCKLE) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I am gonna come up there and I'm gonna kick your fucking ass! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I am not an animal! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I am Samantha Jackson. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I am. That's me, yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I can make this company a billion dollars. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I can never get a signal in your apartment. Hey, can I use your laptop? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I can't legally keep you on as an employee from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I can't see shit in there. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I certainly do. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I completely agree. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I could assign her to your case, pro Bono. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I could find some happiness from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I defended Ted Clubber Lang in Ted v. Massachusetts. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I didn't think you had any left. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I do. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I don't care what any fucking piece of paper says. You're my wife. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I don't have a driver's license, I don't pay taxes. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I don't have any papers or nothing. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I don't know exactly what makes a person a person. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I don't know how my life works without you. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I don't know what kind of mojo was in from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I don't know what to say. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I don't know, man. I got to do something from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I don't know, Ms. Jackson. We've done everything we can from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I don't know, Teddy. Somethings got to change, you know? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I don't know! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I don't know. But it's gonna be okay. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I don't talk to pretty girls that often. Pretty women, ladies. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I don't think he should want to be considered a person. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I don't think he should want to be considered a person. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I don't understand. We would have made such great parents. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I don't wanna put a big glass cock in my mouth. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I don't want to jinx it, but I think so. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I don't want to waste too much of your time. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I don't want to. I don't have to. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I feel like he might take it pro Bono. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I feel terrible. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I finally meet someone and you're giving me shit for it? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I get migraines. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I got Kramer vs. Kramer, Alien vs. Predator, and Freddy vs. Jason. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I got no job, no marriage and no life! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I got some big news to tell ya. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I got to be honest with you. I'm... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I got to feed with a pitchfork when he's 16. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I got to get some parts, for the billing. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I got you, motherfucker! (ALL SCREAMING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I got, uh, Ernest Goes to Camp, Ernest Goes to Jail from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I have $40, here. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I have a boyfriend. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I have a college degree. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I have some big plans for you, Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I hope it's true from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I hope your kids get bird flu! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I invite you from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I just did a line with a dude in the men's room from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I just don't want you to get mobbed when people recognize you. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I just got a call from the Labor Department. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I just love you so much. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I just want a Ted for my very own. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I know it's not making you rich. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I know, I know, I know. And... And that's why... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I know, I know. It's just that... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I let you guys down all over again. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I love my wife. Okay? My wife. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I love you so much! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I love you so much. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I love you too, baby. I'll see you soon. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I love you, too, baby. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I mean saying his name three times. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I mean, aren't you supposed to be fighting from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I mean, doesn't your insurance cover that or something? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I mean, everything seemed like it was gonna be so perfect. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I mean, fucking Steven Tyler? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I mean, hell, this is the first job I ever had. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I mean, honestly, I don't know. Um... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I mean, how the hell do you take from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I mean, I've never voted. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I mean, if you ask me, we got to fight it. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I mean, maybe more like a hammer or an orange, but yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I mean, maybe you should check again or something, you know? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I mean, Tami's the woman I love. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I mean, we can't take this lying down, right? We got to do something. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I mean, we wanna get high, too. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I need a full report on all the placement of our merchandise. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I need clothes for work. All right, Teddy? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I need Shep Wild. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I need you to come with me now. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I never get to fucking say anything! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I noticed you always use urinal four, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I now pronounce you husband and wife. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I put a frowny face on Facebook! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I put my cell number on there, too. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I really love that Neil Diamond. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I really tried everything I could to be the man that she wanted. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I replace the cakes. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I rest. We could totally be lawyers. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I said I would consider it. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I saw what you did on TV. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I saw you eating lunch alone! You're a loser! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I say we go to court! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I should never have let you drive. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I should've married Robert DiCicco. I really should've. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I still get a shot! JOHN: Yes! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I swear to God, I'll kick your goddamn ass! Who was it? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I swear to God, not messing with you. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I think you'd make an awesome mom. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I think you're bleeding us dry, is what I think you're doing. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I thought that was you. What's happening, man? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I totally fucking got you! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I used to pitch for the softball team at Arizona State. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I wanna have a baby. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I want to feel useful, you know? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I was reluctant to bring it up because from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I was such a big fan of yours in the early '90s. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I was talking. I was just talking, just now, until you interrupted me. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I was thinking about just tearing them down and building a hotel. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I was wrong. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I will. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I won second prize in a beauty contest. That's $50 right there. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I won't be able to perform the implantation procedure. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I won't be any fun then, will I? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I won't forget what you've done for me here today. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I work for Mattel. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I would do at this moment from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I would first like to thank the ladies and gentlemen of the jury from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I would prefer that you do. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I would, like, kick so much ass at mommin'! (CHUCKLES) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I... I mean, they say, uh, "Trix are for kids" in the commercials. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'd like to take your case, Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'd, uh, like to ask a few questions about this breakfast cereal. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'll drive. You can take a nap. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'll fucking throw shit! (GRUNTS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'll get right down to it. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'll give you a minute. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'll rephrase. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'll see you in heaven, Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm 26. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm a fucking pro! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm a little nervous. (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm afraid I have bad news. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm alive. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm at Comic Con, but, John, it's Donny! He's here! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm blinking it in! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm busy. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm confident you'll make the right decision. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm cooking your fucking steak What do you think I'm doing? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm curing cancer. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm doing this for you. I'm getting ready. I got to go in and perform. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm Dr. Danzer. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm fine. I was thinking about Lori. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm glad you guys are so happy! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm gonna fucking cut that judge. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minutes. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm gonna go fifty shades of bear on you tonight. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm gonna try. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm happy to see everyone has made a full recovery. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm happy to see everyone has made a full recovery. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm John Bennett. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm just kidding. I'm fucking with you. Come on! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm listening. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm nervous that you're going to be swayed from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm not a person? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm not gonna make that same mistake again. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm not gonna remember a movie I've never seen from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm not into it. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm quite sure. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm Raphael. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm Raphael. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm really fucking scared of you, you little fucking bear! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm scared, Teddy! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm so glad I'm finally caught. I wanted to be caught! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm so sorry, baby. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm so sorry, sir. I forgot. I'll get it right away. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm sorry I turned you away. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm sorry I turned you away. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm sorry to say I won't be taking your case. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm sorry you're not who I hoped you'd be. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm sorry, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm sorry, I couldn't hear that. Could you repeat that, please? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm sorry, I just don't want something from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm sorry, Your Honor. I'm on my period. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm sorry. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm sorry. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm sorry. But as of today, you're fired. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm sorry. I, uh... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm sorry. You three are gonna have to wait outside. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm standing up for me and I'm standing up for the homos! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm starving. What the hell are you doing over there? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm supposed to date some pale, blotchy guy from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm telling you, Ted, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm told that you have an open door policy here at Hasbro from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I'm trying to get it half hard, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I've been following him around since yesterday. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I've been kicked around a lot this week. I just... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I've been led to understand that Trix are exclusively for children. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I've been out of the game for a while. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I've been wanting to do this for a long time. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I've never had Pringles on my steak before. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I've read about your life. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
I've read about your life. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
If all of my nights were cloudy from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
If he loses, the state will officially declare him from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
If I did drugs on our wedding day. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
If I had known it was gonna cause me this kind of shit storm. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
If they choose to investigate the issue, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
If we get out of here by dawn, we should be fine, right? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
If we were even caught. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
If you two want to be together, nothing would make me happier. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
If you two want to be together, nothing would make me happier. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
If you'd like, you can go in from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
If, um, maybe you would consider helping us try to overturn the verdict. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
In every civil rights conflict, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
In my chambers! Stop beavering the witness! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
In the river, titties out. You good. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
In those images, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Information on our Comic Con placement. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Instead you're from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Into someone I'm not. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Is beginning to get national attention from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Is even close to Flash Gordon's. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Is he gonna take the case? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Is it a freak of genetics? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Is it all right if I come in? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Is making a contribution to society. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Is suing to prove he is indeed a person. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Is Ted a human being? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Is that correct? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Is that correct? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Is that for real? Did they actually tell you that? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Is that him? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Is that the boxing movies? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Is that you? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Is there any statement that you'd like to make from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Is there anything else in there? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Is this hilarious? I got it at a bachelorette party. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It can't be argued by reason. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It doesn't matter what the world calls me. I know who I am. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It gave me a kick in the ass. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It judges by emotion. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It may leave you quite vulnerable. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It must be fun from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It really isn't. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It reminds me of the strain I smoked from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It seems like every time you go online, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It was very sad. Very sad for the family. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's a cross between Lemon Skunk and Super Silver Haze. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's a crosswalk, jackass! We have the right of way! Yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's a gift from God bestowed upon only one species. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's a little awkward. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's a really rare strain. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's always gonna be empty. There's never gonna be a little foot in here. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's always good to find new ways to surprise your lover. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's amazing what we can do here. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's around back. All right. Yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's been six months since you guys got divorced. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's been some time, hasn't it? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's Comic Con, you idiot! We're going to the Javits Center. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's everybody else's fault, Mary Decker! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's got to be "Fuck." It has to be "Fuck." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's got to be skin on skin, otherwise it doesn't work. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's important to look good at work. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's just a word. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's just so infectious. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's just this is a really important case. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's just... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's not good or bad. It just means from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's okay. It's okay, honey. Come on, let's just go. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's our bad luck they put him on the trial. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's right there for anyone to see. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's so beautiful. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's so good to see you, Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's the intermediary station before insemination. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's the least I can do with all you're doing for us. Really. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's totally potent. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
It's wrong! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Jeez, I wonder who this place belongs to. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Jesus Christ! Listen to you! You're delusional! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Jesus Christ. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Jesus Christ. Look at the organization here! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Jesus, what happened here? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Jesus, what the hell is your problem? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Jesus, you're a waitress, you're not building rockets. Figure it out! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Jesus,Johnny, she totally wants to sleep with you. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Jesus! What the fuck? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Jesus! Why did you bring him here? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Jesus. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Jesus. Look at that black cock. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
John Bennett. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
John, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
John, what's going on? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
John, you've been saying that for over a year and a half from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
JOHN: Ferguson, Missouri. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
JOHN: Ferguson, Missouri. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
JOHN: Hey, guys? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
JOHN: Hey, what the fuck are you doing? Get off of me! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
JOHN: Nobody said "Starbucks." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
JOHN: Oh, Teddy, What the fuck? (SCREAMING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
JOHN: Oh, yeah. She wants more from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
JOHN: Robin Williams! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
JOHN: Ted! SAMANTHA: Ted! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
JOHN: Um, hey. Um... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
JOHN: We're giving you the tools, buddy. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
JOHN: Yeah, that's what babies do, Teddy. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
JOHN: Yes, let's go to court! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
JOHN: You know what's fucked up? Dude, that's somebody's fucking daughter! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Johnny, come on. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Johnny, I mean it. All right'? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Johnny, Johnny, it's me. You got to help me. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Johnny, meet your new godson, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Johnny, now you listen to me. This is a wake up call, all right? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Johnny, please, just help me do this. Okay? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Johnny, thank you! Thank you so much! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Johnny, that's a great idea! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Johnny, wake up! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Johnny, wake up! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Johnny, you got to wake up, pal. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Johnny? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Johnny? John, come on, stay with me, pal. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Johnny. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Johnny. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Johnny. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Jonah Hill! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
JUDGE: Thank you, Mr. Wild, for your opening statement. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
JUDGE: Very well. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Judy Blume? Hitler? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Just a regular old teddy bear. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Just as the Emancipation Proclamation from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Just because you're different, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Just because you're singing a song I don't know. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Just fuck your own brother in the front seat from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Just like all you guys. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Just so you know, I'm totally willing to do it. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Just take a seat and get to work. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Justin Bieber. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Kidnapping only applies to people. And you, Ted, you're property. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Killing him at Fenway Park wasn't enough for you, huh? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Last summer called "Here Comes Autism." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Leave me alone! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Leslie. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Let me hear you say it. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Let me see that. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Let's go down to the improv and yell sad suggestions? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Let's go get shit faced! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Let's go make some law now from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Let's make a baby! Let's make a baby! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Let's maybe give somebody else over here a chance. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Let's take a look at this thrilling sizzle reel from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Let's try to keep your boyfriend under control here, yeah? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Like an asshole! That's what you're acting like! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Like garbage or a piece of shit! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Listen, Johnny, I wanna tell you how sorry I am. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Listen, your case is not gonna be cheap. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Look at her. She wants it bad! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Look at them. They're so happy. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Look at this, look at this. $129 at Filene's Basement. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Look at this. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Look, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Look, Donny, I can never love you. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Look, I wasted six years of my life from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Look, I'm not a scientist, okay? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Look, I'm so sorry! We swear to God, it was an accident. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Look, I've never done this before. Neither have I. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Look, look, John, John. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Look, Sam, this is a really bad time, all right? Something happened to Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Look, Teddy, you were upset, and I shouldn't have brushed it off. I'm so sorry. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Look, we call the Statue of Liberty "she," from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Look. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
LOOK. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Made it sound like your status had gone under the radar for some time. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
MALE NARRATOR: We are often told from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
MALE OFFICER: All units, we have a 3 17 on Maple Drive. Area units, please respond. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
MAN 1: Ted! MAN 2: Ted! Over here! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Man, it's a goddamn party here today. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Man, we got a lot of pot in this car. I wish we could smoke it. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
MAN: Hey! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
MAN: Oh, shit! Jesus! Come on! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Maybe he'll come to life from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Maybe if you guys had spent a little less time mooning over each other, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Maybe we don't want you now. Shut up. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Maybe we should find someplace else. (PLAYS GUITAR) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Me and Teddy can totally leave the room. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Mean ol' moon from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
MEN: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Mmm, it's actually delicious. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Mmm. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
More than anything in the world. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Morning, Mr. Jessup. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Most civil rights cases are, but this one has some very obvious wrinkles. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Mr. Bennett, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Mr. Bennett, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Mr. Bennett! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Mr. Bennett? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Mr. Bennett? John? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Mr. Brady, we just need a moment of your time. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Mr. Jessup, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Mr. Jessup, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Mr. Jessup, I'm not interested in money. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Mr. Kidder, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Mr. Meighan, this is such an honor. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Mr. Meighan, we've come a long way to meet you from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Mr. Meighan. What the hell? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Mr. T's character in Rocky III. Hello? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Mr. Wild, your opening statement, if you please. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Mr. Willer, has the jury reached a verdict? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ms. Jackson? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ms. Jackson? Mr. Meighan will see you now. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ms. McCafferty, you and Ted recently considered adopting a child. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
My name's Donny. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
My niece recently passed her bar exam from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
My pop culture references are Hamlet, Achilles and Dorian Gray. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
My turn, assholes! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Nah, it's okay. I'm sorry you have to deal with that. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Nah, Tami Lynn tried to sign up for Obamacare on the Internet, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
NEIGHBOR: Shut the fuck up! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No further questions. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No further questions. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No one's going to kick up a legal fuss over property. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No rights, no nothing. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No words. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No words. (SNIFFLES) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, asshole, he ain't got a dick because he's a fucking toy! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, but I'm pretty sure Mr. T could kick their ass! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, don't start this shit, all right? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, forget it, buddy. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, he's not my property. He's a person. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, I love it. It's really good. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, I think he'd be flattered! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, I'm just saying. You look like you're hitting it off, you know? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, I'm scared. All right. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, I'm sorry! I thought I'd built a better case. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, I'm... I'm nervous because of one simple word. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, it doesn't. It's just friction. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, it's not like that! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, it's not. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, it's this new strain my dealer gave me called "Help Me Get Home." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, Johnny, he'll be on our side. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, listen to me. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, make sure you have all the updated from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, no, honey, honey, they're classy, they're not like us. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, no, it's my fault. I... I, uh... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, no, no! Come on! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, not once, not ever. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, that's his first name. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, that's not necessary. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, the circuits could still be reconstructed if somebody worked at it. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, what does this mean, Teddy? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, yeah, we want you. For sure, we want you. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No, you have "Give us the ring, my precious" eyes. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No,no,no That shit can always be recovered. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No! (CAMERA CLICKS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No! Gonna need it for protein if I ever get lost at sea. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No! Look, I'm sorry about that, okay? I'm sorry. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No. I mean, we'd make it work day to clay, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No. It's got to be "Fuck." It must be "Fuck." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No. Let's try in there. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No. My friend is, uh, yanking out a sample in one of the rooms. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No. No, you... You should be fine. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No. Not at all. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No. Not at all. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
No. This is insane. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Nobody's blaming you for this. You did everything you could. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Nobody's in there to look at your ass! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Nonetheless, I wish you all the best in your efforts. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Not at all. It's my pleasure. Please, sit down. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Not especially, but I love helping good people from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Not in our eyes. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Not to be a footnote on the wrong side of history. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Now let's give him a handjob into this red Solo cup. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Now that you're legally a person? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Now this is a multi platform release, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Now, the case we'll be examining today is really quite a simple one. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Now, we're assholes. Look what you did. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Now, what exactly do you want from this? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Now, you said your parents purchased Ted, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Objection! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Objection! Sustained! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Objection! Sustained! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Objection. She's not his wife. The marriage was annulled. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Objection. Your Honor? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Of course. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Of Tami Lynn's drug conviction. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Of Ted agonizing over his fallen friend, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Of Transformers merchandise next fall. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Of you smart ass Harvard lawyers try to keep him down, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, absolutely, me, too. That's fine. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, baby, I love you, too! (SMOOCHES) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, come on! He does not! He's a toy. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, come on. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, cool. (CHUCKLES) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, for Christ's sake! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, for Christ's sake! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, fuck you. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, God, yeah. It was a frigging disaster. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, good point. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, he's not my boyfriend. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, he's not my boyfriend. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, hey, come on. It's not worth it, man. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, hey, Doc, is this where you guys store all the, uh, stuff? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, I fucking owe you, you bastard. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, I haven't done anything yet. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, I'll get him. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, I'm Samantha Jackson. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, is it bad that they're taking this long? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, is it bad that they're taking this long? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, it's my pleasure. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, Jesus Christ. You got to be kidding me! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, Johnny, come on, man. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, Johnny! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, look, I did a lot of blow in the '80s from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, man, that's why we lost the case. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, my God, John! John? Johnny? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, my God, Teddy! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, my God, Teddy. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, my God! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, my God! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, my God! (SOBS) I have a disease, all right? I need help! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, my God! Are you fucking kidding me? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, my God! Are you kidding me? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, my God! Holy shit! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, my God! I'm gonna fall off the building. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, my God! It's in my eyes! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, my God! It's in my fucking mouth! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, my God! So you're Sam L. Jackson! (LAUGHS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, my God! You hear that, Johnny? (LAUGHS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, my God. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, my God. Can we do that? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, my God. John! Johnny! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, my God. Now we're even bigger assholes. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, my God. She's fucking begging for it! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, newsflash! Boston whore has seen Italian penis. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, no, no, no, no, no! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, no, you're right. No, Johnny, it's fine. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, okay. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, okay. Thank you. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, piss off! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, really? Um, can either of you tell me who wrote The Great Gatsby? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, right, yeah, sorry, I'm just a little nervous. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, shit, yeah. Hold on. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, shit! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, shit! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, shit! Fuck! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, shit! Oh, God! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, shut up and suck that dick. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, so what are we gonna do now? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, thanks a lot. What's your name? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, thanks, Allison. But I got an early day tomorrow. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, there's one! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, this is such a relief! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, this office is fucking awesome. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, we're betting on you. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, we're gonna smoke it, all right, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, well, that's a good friend. Yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, what am I acting like, Tami? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, what do you mean? My parents got him for me when I was a kid. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, what the fuck? What are you doing? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, why can't you just say please? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, yeah, no problem. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, yeah, you're right. Okay, okay, I got one. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, yeah? Was your mascot a broken condom? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, yeah? What's that? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, you guys are getting married? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh, you think this is big? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh! And we got something for him, too. John, show him. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh! That's nice. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh! Well done! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh. Can we have that one? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh. How low? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh. Johnny, you kidding me, man? You were the first person I wanted to go to. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh. No way! (CHUCKLES) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh. Oh, that... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh. Thank you so much for being a part of it. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh. Wow. There, see! How do you like that? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh. Wow. There, see! How do you like that? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Oh. Yeah, okay, yeah. Too bad. You're missing out on a great guy. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Okay, all right, for real, guys, for real. Who's got a person? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Okay, I'll be back. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Okay, I'm going to bring these back to my apartment. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Okay, seriously, sir, uh, I just need alocafion. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Okay, so what are we even talking about here? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Okay, thanks. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Okay, what is it? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Okay, you ready? Oh, shit Yeah, yeah, yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Okay! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Okay? And... And I don't want us from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Okay? So, uh... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Okay. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Okay. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Okay. I'm gonna ask you a few test questions. Are you ready? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Okay. Um, I just may need a signature in case from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
On the collected works of, uh, Red Bull? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
On Tuesday nights, we get fucked up and throw apples at joggers. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
One day I woke up and I just realized I wasn't myself anymore. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
One for every child in the world. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
One for me. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
One minute, you in Africa, washing your clothes from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
One that loves me just as much as you love John. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
One? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Or a piece of property? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Or I'll hold both of you in contempt of court! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Or my marriage is gonna collapse. (SIGHS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Over your divorce lately from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Overruled! Sidebar? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
People are trying to sleep! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Piece of shit movie, like, a hundred times. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Piss off! I don't wanna get any jizz on me! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Please be seated. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Please follow the instruction, Mr. Clubber Lang. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Please tell me that's not the only bong you brought on this trip. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Please, the War on Drugs is a joke. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Please. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Proving two things. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Pull yourself together, for God's sakes. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Putting different people into little groups from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Reaching out from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Really? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Really? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Really? You'd... You'd do that for me? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Remember, you're on your own out there. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Reminded me of why I chose to do the kind of work I do. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Rick and I are actually about to tie the knot. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
RICK: Nice lunch, spaz. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Right here, buddy. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Right on. You, too, man. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Right there. Death to Ming. Yeah! Come on. All right. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Right this way. I'll show you where to deposit your specimen. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Right? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Right? No. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Run the fuck back to Russia, you whore! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Sam could've won this thing and I wouldn't be a fucking thing! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Sam Jones would say if I asked him? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Sam, give me your phone. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Sam, that means the world coming from someone who went to Arizona State. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Sam, you dig him, right? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
SAM: And do you, Ted, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
SAMANTHA: That was such a good dinner, Tami Lynn. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Say it. Just say it. Say it. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
See, I think, if we got a kid to love, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
See, I was trying to figure out from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
See, I'll Google "Grand Canyon." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
See, most people flip the cakes. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
See, the important thing about being human from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Shall we get started? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
She gets... You get it. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
She said it's an emergency. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
She was at a Veterans Day parade, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
She was giving you the fuck me eyes. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
She was looking at black cocks. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
She's a model. Ted, come back! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
She's worse than us. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Shh. They're about to announce the new Superman. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Shit! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Shit. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Shit. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Shit. All right. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Shits. I'm sorry. That sucks. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Should we say it just for safety? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Shut the fuck up! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Shut up! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Shut up. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Sir, if we could cut him open to see what makes him tick, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Sir? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Sitting out here in public, jerking off'? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Sleeping and cuddling with a child. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So first we need a historical event. Who's got an event? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So I put fresh cakes in there for you. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So I talked him into going along with the bit. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So I urge you, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So I want a full report on all... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So I'm supposed to check out the unit. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So in the pocket. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So that's it. I'm property. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So we're gonna take him back and sober him up. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So what do you say to that? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So what do you say? Can you get me my life back? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So what do you say? We all good? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So what? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So when I get in there I could just bust it out. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So you can go fuck yourself. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So you don't see him as your property. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So you're saying you are capable of feeling love. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So, how did you get into this line of work? Do you just love cum? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So, ladies and gentlemen of the court, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So, listen, I got to ask. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
So, we're gonna win this thing? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Some law now from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Some people go through their whole lives from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Somebody call 911! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Somehow, one of our Hasbro bears... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Someone's trying to steal Tom Brady's jizz again. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Somethings wrong. What's going on? What's happening to him? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Sorry, Allison. I tried. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Sorry, bro. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Sorry, sir. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Sorry, sorry. The homos, the homos. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Sorry. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Stupid idiot. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Such as cystic fibrosis, muscular dystrophy, sickle cell anemia. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Suddenly, being human doesn't seem so special anymore, does it? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Sure, yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Sure. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Sweet Caroline from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Sweet God and baby Jesus. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Take a look at this. I found a cowboy hat and a rifle and a guitar. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Take a look. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Take the damn raincoat off. It's making too much noise. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Take this teddy bear to be your lawfully wedded husband? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Tami Lynn and I are gonna have a baby! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Tami Lynn, according to your test results, you're no longer fertile. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Tami Lynn, because of your history of excessive drug use from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TAMI LYNN: He got you something. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TAMI LYNN: He's not sick, it's just baby doody. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TAMI LYNN: Oh, Johnny, it's perfect. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Tami, (SIGHS) listen. I love you. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Tami, listen, I just wanna talk to you. Okay? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Technically not a person. Yeah. Jesus Christ! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted and Tami Lynn were married once again, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted has already lost his job, his marriage has been annulled. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted is real. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED TOY VOICE: I love you! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted, can I see you for a moment? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted, do you believe you have a soul? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted, do you have anything to say in your own defense? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted, I've been reviewing your file. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted, it's insane. We could get in a lot of trouble. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted, the bear, who some of you may remember from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted, where are you? Dude, we've been looking everywhere for you. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted, you okay, buddy? Johnny, thank God! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted, you're special. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted,dude, I'm so sorry, man. This completely sucks. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: 9/11. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: A ha! I fucking knew it! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: Ah! right. Here, catch. (DIAPER SQUISHING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: Bill Cosby. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: Can't believe it. That son of a bitch! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: Germanwings cockpit. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: Hey, buddy. You okay, there? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: How's your workout? JOGGER: Fuck you! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: It was him! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: Jesus! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: Johnny, it's okay, buddy. It's okay. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: No, no, that's not gonna work. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: Oh, God! Ahhh! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: Oh, my God! You heard that? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: Oh, my God. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: Oh, you don't think this diaper's gross? JOHN: No. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: Oh! Fuck me! TAMI LYNN: What's the matter? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: Oh! Oh, fuck! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: Okay. Go, go, go! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: Robin Williams on 9/11. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: So do you say "Arizona State University" or do you just say "HPVU"? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: That can't be normal. He's got to be sick. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: That's bigger than the average bear right there, I tell you. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: This is the best day of my life! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: We really appreciate your time, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
TED: We're a bunch of assholes who take up from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted! Ted, hello? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted? Where is he'? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted. How are ya? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Ted. Right, right. Sorry, sorry. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Teddy, can they do this to us? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Teddy, come on, dude! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Teddy, this is the best day of my life! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Teddy. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Teddy's a good man. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Tell you what, I'm gonna go drive around the block, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Than just a fucking pizza delivery, huh? (MEN LAUGHING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Thank you so much for meeting with us. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Thank you, Your Honor. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Thank you, Your Honor. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Thank you. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Thank you. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Thank you. Thank you. I love your dress. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Thanks, Sam. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Thanks, Ted. That means a lot. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That answer your question? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That felt smooth. That felt really smooth. Oh! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That guy running around in here. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That happily ever afters exist only in the pages of fairy tales from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That he was willing to give his life for yours, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That his teddy bear would come to life. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That I just... You know, I didn't want to put you in an awkward position. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That I'm not as good as other people, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That is unbelievable! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That is why we've been working so hard. That's Shep Wild. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That Jay Leno comes in here for gay bathroom sex. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That means he becomes property. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That Sister, Sister marathon ain't gonna watch itself. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That technically, you are classified as property. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That this stuffed doll is a person? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That was an accident. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That was fucking classic! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That was fucking magic. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That was really selfish of him. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That wasn't supposed to happen. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That weed is really good. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That wish you made when you were a child, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That you've had any positive effect on the world around you. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That's a hard sell, even for me. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That's all I want for him. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That's cute when you're a stuffed animal. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That's fucking great! Just like Sam L. Jackson! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That's great! That's fucking great! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That's him. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That's just like me. That's exactly what I'm going through. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That's right. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That's so dumb. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That's the Donny difference. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That's the lottery! That's the lottery! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
That's what you get for fucking exercising! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The anthropologist and ethicist Dawn Prince Hughes from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The author. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The bear products are affixed with an electronic device in the chest from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The big day may be tonight from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The definition entails the rights thereof from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The doctors will do everything they can, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The drugs, the parties, the prostitutes, the arrests. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The face of the business? So get the fuck off my case! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The fucking government for your civil rights! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The game? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The games that you play with me from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The guy dressed like the Ninja Turtle! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The monitor says he's in asystole. He's not breathing, no pulse. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The only problem is from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The plaintiff is hereby legally deemed property. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The precedent it sets would affect the public directly. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The reality is you have a really shitty lawyer. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The rocket ship just hit him! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The state official I spoke to from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The state official I spoke to said from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
The War on Drugs and all that shit? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Then all of a sudden, you somewhere from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Then, by the power vested in me, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
There are literally thousands of files here! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
There are more important things in life than money. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
There are no chicks with dicks, Johnny! Only guys with tits! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
There you go! Nice job! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
There's another issue, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
There's containers over there. Scoop it up with that. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
There's just no indication from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
There's lube right there. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
There's no need for hostility, Mr. Bennett. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
There's so much porn! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
They can't change your whole life just by calling you property! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
They do move in herds. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
They got me out of it with the paddles. I was totally fine. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
They said I'm property. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
They should've sent a poet. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
They'd just be two sad ass white ****as from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
They're all a bunch of fucking liars. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
They're good people. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
They're moving in herds. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
They've denied you the same rights as everybody else from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Things are getting really tight, huh? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Think about what happened at Fenway. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Thirty years ago, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
This court is trying to tell me from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
This has to be the biggest, most impressive rollout at the convention. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
This is a nightmare. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
This is a very complicated case you have here. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
This is all I brought. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
This is exactly what you've been doing from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
This is my buddy, John. Hi. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
This is perfect. We're gonna get to the city before 10:00. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
This is quite a victory for you. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
This is so exciting! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
This is Tami Lynn's. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
This is where we perform our pre implantation genetic diagnosis. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
This Patrick Meighan's got a classy setup, huh? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
This poor baby bootie. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
This was the only chance I could get him alone. I had to move fast. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
This whole thing is complete bullshit. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Those aren't supposed to be out. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Thunder buddies for life. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
To "It's complicated." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
To be a part of these proceedings. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
To change the world. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
To fight like we've been doing the past few months. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
To get stoned with me. She never would. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
To inflate law enforcement budgets from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
To shine upon me as I come undone from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
To the homos, and I say it's wrong! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Toothless and ready to go. Just 3 dollar! 3 dollar! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Touching me, touching you from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Trust you completely. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Twenty minutes behind the wheel. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Two League MVPs, four Super Bowl rings, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh huh. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh huh. All right, well, good luck with your dick, there. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh huh. Look at that. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh huh. Uh huh. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, about a mile and a half. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, all of our holdings are tied up in the railroads. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, Donny, sir. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, excuse me. Where's your non jerk off bathroom? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, hey. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, I was able to sniff that out, yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, it's been discussed, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, no, ma'am. We're just minding our business. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, no, that's... That's not in our budget here. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, no. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, not to my knowledge, no. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, okay, why are we doing this back here? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, okay. Yeah, it's around back. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, sir, I apologize for my 5 year old son. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, Tami, what do you say you and me g0 do the dishes from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, those aren't supposed to be out. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, uh... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, why don't you go get me some Big League Chew. How about that, huh? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, yeah, look... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, yeah, yeah. Box of Trix. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, yeah, yeah. No problem. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, yeah, yeah. You'll... You'll be okay. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Uh, yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Um, are those hard candies, like, just to take? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Um, do I just spit in my hand or do I get from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Um, in the case of Ted v. The Commonwealth of Massachusetts, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Um, my uncle says that you guys are my first clients. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Um, one of the janitors would like to see you. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Unconscious now, but yeah, this is him. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Us. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Very big plans. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Video? I like Asian teen stuff preferably. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Wait a minute. You brought your switchblade? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Wait, Doc, are you sure about that? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Wait, Mr. Jessup, please don't go. Come on, we can still do this. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Wait, wait, wait. How... How... How do you guys... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Wait, wait, wait. This is payback because I made you think that I was retarded! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Wait, wait, wait. What's your middle name? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Wait, wait, wait. Who are you? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Wait, what do you mean, "Go ahead"? You got to do it. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Wait, what? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Wait, what? Why not? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Wait. How was the doctor in on it? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Waiting for Downtown Abbey to come on. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Wake up, Johnny. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Was it just kissing last night? Or was there finger stuff? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Watch it. Jesus! Watch where you're going! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We all agree all the time. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We all agree all the time. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We all saw the distressing images from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We are only able to recognize the just point of view from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We better get going. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We can't just rush into anything. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We could manufacture millions of Teds for every child in the world. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We could take him back, with only a trivial degree cf legal consequence from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We deserve respect! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We don't wanna go to jail. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We got to bury it in the harbor. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We got to find something to scoop it up. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We got to get to Comic Con. Come on! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We got to make sure we're making the right decision. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We got to smash your laptop with a hammer. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We got two hours of driving left and I'm kind of beat. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We grab him. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We have a Code Blue in Room 134! What does that mean? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We just have to make sure Ted loses the case. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We need an ambulance at 655 West 34th. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We never had this conversation. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We should just wait by the car. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We should probably focus our attention on the case for now. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We sneak into his house, jerk him off in his sleep from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We take that shit all the way up to Judge Judy if we have to. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We, the jury, find for the Commonwealth in that Ted is not a person. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We'll get a lawyer and we'll sue from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We'll just get the check. Thanks. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We're all in agreement that Ted is self aware. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We're gonna be closing in a few, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We're gonna figure out what makes you real, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We're gonna have to wait till tomorrow to get the car out. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We're in the middle of nowhere. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We're married. I don't care what anybody says. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We're once again blind to it as it's happening. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We're so sorry. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We're working on Short Line. Urn, I own Atlantic Avenue and Marvin Gardens. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
We've got a brand new line of Decepticons... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
WEDDING ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, your newlyweds! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well done, man. High five. (LAUGHING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, because otherwise, why wouldn't he just say it? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, don't yell at us, dude! We didn't do anything! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, Donny, I'm extremely busy with the Comic Con presentation... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, everybody says you're the best in town. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, first of all, there's the question from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, I guess it's all right. Those are the rejected sickle cell samples from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, I have gone through your application from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, I have to interrupt you or else from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, I was married at one point, but it just didn't work out. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, I'll tell you one way. You have yourselves a baby. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, I've been meaning to clear some of that out. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, if you change your mind, here's the address. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, it comes down to this. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, it's a little different. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, Johnny, this is the second time you've made me real. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, not because I'm a junior attorney arguing her first case. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, Sam, it's been 20 minutes. You wanna take over? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, Ted is suing for his civil rights. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, that was the logic I arrived at as well. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, then, what's the "F" stand for? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, under the circumstances, I guess it's okay. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, we'll have to talk about that. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, what the hell are you doing looking at my private shit? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, when I saw what John did for you, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, yeah, that's the thing. We... We, uh... We got to find a sperm donor. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, yeah. I mean, it would have to be a pro Bono situation from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, yeah. I mean, it would have to be a pro Bono situation from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, you know, I just don't want my lawyer singing from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, you know, Rick and I, we just come here as a gag. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, you know, we wanted to take you out to dinner, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Well, you're a celebrity. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What a prick! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What are the fuck me eyes? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What are you buying over there, Tami? Gold bars? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What are you doing here? Who are you? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What are you doing to that bear? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What are you doing to your hand? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What are you doing? I'm getting ready, dude. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What are you talking about, "private shit"? Johnny, it was wide open! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What are you talking about? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What are you talking about? It looks fine. Yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What are you talking about? You're the one who needs the sperm. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What defines a person? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What defines property? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What did Scott Fitzgerald do to you? Yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What did you fucking say? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What do I think you're doing? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What do you mean, "What?" After hours? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What do you mean, "What?" I'm totally screwed here. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What do you mean? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What do you mean? I mean, we get a lawyer. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What do you mean? I was just messing around. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What do you mean? We have to find him, okay? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What do you mean? We'll just delete the files! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What do you say there, happy face? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What do you think I got to do in there? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What do you think that was about? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What do you wanna do now? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What does that even mean? Like, you're a thing? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What if he doesn't like the way I'm doing it? He deserves the best! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What if I gave you a hand job outside from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What is it, Danny'? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What is it? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What is taking them so long? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What is that? What? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What is your financial situation? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What is your name? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What made you change your mind? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What the fuck did you just call me, fucker? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What the fuck is going on? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What the fuck is that? Some kind of from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What the fuck? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What the fuck? Did you just say "Donny"? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What the fuck? What the fucK's going on here? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What the hell do they know? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What the hell is a leaf of this stuff from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What the hell is going on? Is he gonna be okay? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What the hell is wrong with you? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What the hell? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What we're talking about is a civil rights issue. This bear has rights. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What, is there a problem? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What, like garbage or a piece of shit? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What, you mean since you ripped me in half? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What, you went to Arizona State? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What? No. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What? Why? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What? Why? I've been busting my ass at this job for three years! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What's a 3 17? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What's going on, is this guy just won the bullshit comedy blue ribbon. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What's going on? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What's that? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What's the difference? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What's the matter? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What's the matter? Oh, my God. Déjà vu. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What's the status? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What's your excuse? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
What's your name? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
When and where did you first encounter Ted? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
When I saw this, I threw up. Almost quit medicine. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
When Ted's rights are officially null, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
When you're a person, that's a felony. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
When you're standing before me from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Where did they get him? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Where do you think you are? Red Lobster? What are you doing? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Where does that lead us? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Where the hell's my coffee? I've been waiting for 10 minutes. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Which can be programmed to say any one of five phrases. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Which one? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
While we're high from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Who cares? Johnny lets me drive from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Who did that? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Who gets shot in the head, then turns all retarded and nice and goes, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Who gets subjugated after the bear? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Who is Clubber Lang? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Who is that? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Who the hell are you? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Who the hell are you? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Who's been pushing me to get back on the horse. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Who's Clubber Lang? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Who's Gollum? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Who's Superman? What? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Who's that buttnut over there'? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Who's that? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Whoa ho! Take a burn! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Why am I nervous? Um... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Why did you not choose to have a child of your own? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Why didn't you just come to me? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Why don't you come down and make me, tough guy? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Why not? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Why not? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Why the hell is this just coming up now? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Why the hell would it be "Fuck"? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Why, you said it twice. Is that an actual phrase? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Why? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Why? Nobody here likes you! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Why? So you can give me shit about my clothes? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Will you just listen to me for one second? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Wish I could help you, but we're closing. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
With a wife beater under his Bruins jacket from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
With just a splash of Grey Goose? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
With no kid pointing to where his uncle touched him, huh? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
With tears in your eyes from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
With the wrong girl and I got burned. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Would be a sweet ass fucking baby. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Would never be walking together! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Would that be weird? Would he be freaked out if I... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Would that positive effect be your joint arrest from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Would you please press your chest? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Wow! You make history come alive. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Wow. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Wow. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Wow. That's the cornerstone of any great marriage. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Y'all better have a baby or your marriage is over. Trust. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yay! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, besides, that was five years ago. She's clean. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, bite me, Captain Kirk! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, but I bet this stuff happens a lot. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, but it's got to be a human hand. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, can I help you? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, exactly! And I'm not going out and buying designer shit! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, exactly! Exactly! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, go ahead. Okay, thanks. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, he saved my ass is what he did. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, he's hiding something. it's "Fuck." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, I am capable. I love a lot of stuff. Yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, I got to take a leak. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, I mean, do you think... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, I say do it! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, I suppose that's true. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, I wanna fucking throw shit! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, I wanna fucking throw shit! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, I want it! You know I want it, but I'm nervous. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, I was just gonna say it's sort of like this other batch we had called from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, I was wondering from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, I'm gonna pass. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, I've had to do some things I'm not proud of. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, it'll be fine. We just got to find some firewood. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, it's unbelievable. "Property." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, little fella's having his own I Am Legend in my nut sack. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, no, yeah, no. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, Reading Railroad, B&O Railroad, Pennsylvania Railroad. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, Sam, you really need to be educated. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, see if you can make a non dick bong. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, so is that fucking hairpiece. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, sorry, guys. She doesn't know. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, sure, sounds great. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, sure. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, that had a sad ending though, you remember? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, that's a good idea. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, that's a good idea. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, that's actually why I'm calling. (BOTH GRUNTING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, that's great. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, that's great. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, that's true. I've been mistaken for an Ewok three times today. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, that's two different franchises. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, there was an issue, so he's from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, totally. Hey, hey. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, we got to be well rested for tomorrow. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, we really feel like you got a lot to offer. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, well, sometimes you like seeing the tongue go the other way! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, well, whatever. Ted Clubber Lang. Get used to it. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, whatever, I don't know. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, why don't you come up here from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, why? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah, you're his boss and you two guys are enemies! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah! How'd you... What? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah! How's your tongue taste in your own ass, Poindexter? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah! I'm fine. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah? So are you! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah. Hey, can I get a Jack Daniel's from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah. Hey, that's the name of the South Korean president. (LAUGHS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah. No shit. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah. Uh, I'm Ted, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah. Well, you're not the first guy from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah. Yeah, I did. I got an A on it. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yeah. You were wrong. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Years after the fact. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yes, but she isn't conscious or sentient. He is. Mmm hmm. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yes, I remember it. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yes, I supervised the stuffing of the teddy bears. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yes, I told you, I'm clean, all right? Your baby's gonna be fine. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yes, I'm aware of the story. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yes, It's him! He's... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yes, there is. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yes, we have, Your Honor. (CLEARS THROAT) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yes, you did, you fucking liar. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yes! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yes! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yes! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yes! Oh, I love you! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yes. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Yes. You know what, we get out there and we stick it to them good. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You are literally pop culture illiterate. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You are meddling with powers you do not understand. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You are the fucking greatest, man. Holy shit! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You asshole! You think this shit is funny? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You better be planning on buying that! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You better not be messing with me. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You call in every favor from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You can't do that! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You come with me? Sure. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You could change your relationship status from "single" from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You could just, uh, write that to John and Ted. Put number 12. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You could've been an inspiration to the world. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You do it to yourself. Yeah, but that's different. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You do understand that I myself am not a child? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You do? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You don't deserve him, John. You never did. You never did! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You don't got to dress like Elizabeth Taylor to put a yam in a plastic bag! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You don't have a license. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You don't know me and Johnny are watching you from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You don't know Samuel L. Jackson, you don't know Rocky. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You don't mind the pot, do you? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You ever bring chicks up here? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You ever seen any movie ever? He's the black guy. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You fucking believe that? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You get a nose job? No. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You go kick some ass because I am not taking off this wedding ring. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You got it! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You got it. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You got to get back in the game, man! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You got to get back out there and meet somebody from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You got to take a closer look. That's close enough, Johnny! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You got your hand on your dick. What are you doing? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You guys making trouble over here? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You guys wanna celebrate with a little something else, hmm? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You just can't help but sing along. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You just said "Eff Scott Fitzgerald." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You know what this is? It's Super Lemon Haze. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You know what, Teddy? Let's get out of here. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You know what? If anyone can get this verdict overturned, it's him. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You know what? This is bullshit! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You know why you lost this case? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You know, as much as I love this person, we're completely wrong for each other. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You know, I never would even have tried to adopt a dog from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You know, I'm surprised a lawyer like you gets high. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You know, it really is a very special, very unique thing to be human. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You know, lam a little bit curious How is it that a guy like you is unattached? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You know, Rocky! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You know, Ted, if you legally become a person, you're gonna need a last name. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You know, whatever, Teddy. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You know? I always wanted my ex wife from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You know... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You look a little down. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You look like a Kardashian. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You made me think you were retarded! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You may kiss the bear. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You mean it? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You mean ol' moon from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You mean ol' moon from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You mean ol' moon from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You mean ol' moon from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You must be Ted. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You need two of them. You got to scoop one into the other. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You okay? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You people are monsters. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You piece of shit. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You play the guitar? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You remember? You cut me open, that's it! I'm gone, dead! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You see them two white ****as over there? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You see, Your Honor? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You seem like good people. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You should fucking talk! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You should have seen your fucking face! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You sick bastard! Look at this! Chicks with dicks? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You son of a bitch! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You sons of bitches! What the fuck is your... (GRUNTS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You two still not talking? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You use every back channel, every bribe, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You wanna call me a whore? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You wanna see it? Huh? You wanna see your kid? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You wanna throw shit? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You want Flash Gordon to father your child? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You want to have a look'? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You were an employee at Hasbro from 1976 to 1998. Is that correct? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You were my thunder buddy for life. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You were my thunder buddy. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You were wrong to do that. Yeah. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You'd really be helping me and Tami out. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're a hell of a lot smarter than your urinal cakes, Danny. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're acting like a fucking asshole! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're acting like an asshole! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're always cutting me off! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're an important man. You should never have to smell pee. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're covered in rejected black guy sperm. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're doing fine. You're doing great. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're going to learn to say your name. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're gonna have to do a lot better than that. (SNIFFLING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're just buying weed, you're just buying drugs. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're not gonna change that. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're on the stand, the DA says, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're on your own, Danny. I can't be implicated in any of this. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're only one bear. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're ready to be a parent. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're really smart, you know that? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're right, it's fine. It's totally fine. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're still the best thing that's happened to me in a long time. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're telling me you don't want this? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're the idiots, because you three guys from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You're two clicks away from black cocks. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You've done none of that. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You've never seen Rocky? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
You've never seen Rocky? She's not serious. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Your adoption request may have raised some red flags. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Your cat? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Your Honor, I'd like to call Ted Clubber Lang to the stand. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Your Honor? I'll allow it. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Your Honor? Mr. Bennett. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Your name is Toby! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Your neighbors called, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Your ovarian canal has been somewhat compromised. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Your pants while you ate an ice cream? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Your toaster? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
Your witness. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
...that is gonna be... Fresh cakes. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
"and, therefore, invalid and hereby annulled." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
"Dear Ted, you are no longer a Papa Gino's rewards member." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
"Dear Ted, your Chase bank account from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
"Dear Ted, your Discover card has been revoked." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
"has been terminated due to a lack of citizenship." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
"John Bennett." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
"Justice." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
"Property"? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
"Ted, do you consider yourself to be human?" from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
"that due to an oversight regarding your legal status from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
"the state of Massachusetts regrets to inform you from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
"Well, this is different," we say, but it isn't. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
"What we're doing is wrong." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
"your marriage to Tami Lynn McCafferty is unrecognized by the state from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(ALL CHEERING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(ALL EXCLAIMING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(ALL LAUGH) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(BANGING) Oh! Fuck! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(BOTH LAUGH) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(BREATHES SHAKILY) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(BREATHING HEAVILY) I'm having some trouble over here. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(BREATHING SHAKILY) Kunta. Kunta Kinte. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(BROADWAY MUSIC PLAYING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(BUBBLING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(CAMERA CLICKING) TED: Hashtag "Shit happens." from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(CHEERING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(CHEERING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(CHUCKLES) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, yeah, we talked about it today. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(CRACKLING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(CROWD MURMUR) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(CROWD MURMURING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(EXCLAIMS) (KISSES) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(EXHALES) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(EXHALES) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(EXHALES) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(FLICKING LIGHTER) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(GAGGING) You got to fucking help me! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(GASPS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(GASPS) Oh, my God! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(GAVEL BANGING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(GAVEL BANGS) Order! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(GIGGLES) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(GROANS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(GROWLING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(GRUNTING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(GRUNTS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(GRUNTS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(GRUNTS) I couldn't find any cans, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(GRUNTS) I couldn't find any cans, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(HIP HOP PLAYING ON STEREO) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(IMITATING ROCKY SOUNDTRACK) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(IN KID'S VOICE) I'm sorry! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(INAUDIBLE) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(INDISTINCT TALKING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(INDISTINCT TALKING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(INDISTINCT) Yeah. What? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(INHALES) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(JOHN GRUNTING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(JOHN HUMMING) TED: (SINGING) Let's all go to court from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(KNOCKING ON DOOR) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(LAUGHING) (LAUGHING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(LAUGHS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(LAUGHS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(LAUGHS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(LAUGHS) All right, all right. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(LAUGHS) I know, I just said your name. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(LAUGHS) She's totally begging. Get it. Get in there. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(LAUGHS) That's completely insane. You guys are idiots. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(LAUGHTER) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(LAUGHTER) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(LIGHTER FLICKERING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(LIP SYNCHING TO SONG) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(MUSIC ENDS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(PANTING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(PRICING GUN CLICKING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(R&B MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(RIPS) (GASPS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SAM GRUNTING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SCOFFS) (CELLPHONE RINGING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SCOFFS) It's what this country does best. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SCOFFS) Now, come on! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SCREAMING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SCREAMING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SCREECHING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SHOUTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SHOUTS) The boxing... from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SHOUTS) What the fuck? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SIGHING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SIGHS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SIGHS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SIGHS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SIGHS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SIGHS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SIGHS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SIGHS) Hi, Donny. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SIGHS) I just feel at home among the outcasts. What are you guys doing here'? from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SIGHS) I... I'm sitting here from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SIGHS) It's okay. I just wish he wasn't so goddamn cute. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SINGING) Hands touching hands from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SINGING) Hey, you lawyer guys from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SINGING) Hold me closer, Dr. Danzer from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SINGING) I'm steppin' out with my honey from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SINGING) If you wanna sit there with a pie of meat from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SINGING) Mean ol' moon from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SINGING) What did you think from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SINGSONGY) Overruled! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SIREN BLARING) (TIRES SCREECH) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SNIFFLES) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SNIFFS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SOBBING) "Dear Ted, from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SOBBING) I'm having a really hard time here, guys. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SOBS) I don't understand, okay? None of this makes any sense. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SOBS) So beautiful. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SOFT CHUCKLE) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SOFT LAUGHTER) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SOFTLY) Just calm down. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(SONG ENDS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(STAMMERS) Oh. I don't mean this. I meant, like, a regular drink. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(STRAINING) There we go. Thanks a lot, come again. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(STUTTERS) Hey, listen, Sam, I'm real sorry. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(STUTTERS) Okay, maybe something else. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(STUTTERS) Wait, Mr. Brady! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(TED GRUNTING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(TED LAUGHING) Holy shit! Oh, you motherfucker! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(TED YELLS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(TIRES SCREECHING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(TIRES SCREECHING) (HORN HONKING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(VIDEO GAME MUSIC PLAYS) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(WHISPERS) All right. Go ahead. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(WHISPERS) Yes, I do. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
(YELLING) from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
$40. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
$250 and we didn't learn a goddamn thing. from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
$250? Dude, that's ridiculous! from Ted 2 (2015)(sub)
