Scrubs - Season 2 Edit

A bunch of other docs wanted in.

A couple of days off and travel to her mother's house

A cut down? No one does those anymore.

A golf ball hit my windshield and I drove into a tree.

A guy who looked a hell of lot like you used to be that guy.

A hot girl has never asked to buy me a drink.

A joke?

A laceration in your spleen,

A lawsuit?

A lawsuit? So you're suing me because you're not dying?

A little at work something something.

A little can. A very tiny, small can.

A little help here!

A little possessive, but I'm flattered.

A little scary. Sorry, jitters.

A little.

A lot can change in a week.

A lot happens in the cafeteria.

A lot of people keep plants in their apartment. Right, JD?

A lot of the better pros take a running start.

A lot of things can take you by surprise.

A man's office is a reflection of who he is, don't you think?

A patient was mad at his brother for presuming to know what was best,

A patient's blaming me for losing his sense of smell.

A patient's improvement is always cause for celebration

A post op infection at her thyroidectomy site.

A sympathy date with whatever homely looking chick

A tiny little balloon inside someone's clogged artery

A toast that only people that have known Turk and Carla

A wallet, a money clip

About 115 pounds.

About being a janitor?

About getting pregnant before getting the valve repaired.

About how I live my life.

About Mrs Kahn's necrotizing fasciitis.

About the missing ID badge.

About the race between the tortoise

About who does and doesn't notice you.

About you not being able to commit because that means saying goodbye

About... you... because you're so damn cute.

Above him pulling the strings.

Absolutely.

Accept the fact we're the most underappreciated people here.

Acetaminophen for her headache,

Act schmact. The lips stay zipped.

Actually, Dr Cox, I was watching TV last night,

Actually, I don't care either way.

Actually, I need to go this way.

Actually, I was talking to myself.

Actually, I'm going to speak at my son's career day.

Actually, I'm just gonna stay with coffee.

Actually, I'm not so keen on nicknames from guys that barely know me.

Actually, I'm not the father, he's a bellboy in Greece.

Actually, it's a family business.

Actually, it's a roll of quarters. It's laundry day.

Actually, JD, I think it was that guy.

Actually, why don't you tell me what you are keen on?

Actually...

Admitting it is the first step. Am I right, Ace?

After a while, your residency boils down to just a few things.

After all I've done..

After being blackmailed, I decided to check in on Jordan.

After he graduates from art school. And by the way, sport,

After seeing too many Meg Ryan movies.

After what happened, I was in no mood to be messed with.

After.

Ah, back when I was a resident, I remember,

Ah, Doug. At least you're going to a more chocolaty place.

Ah, hell, I'm impressed. Let's get some coffee.

Ah, no. I think we both know you did this to yourself.

Ah, she's a tough kid. You can tell her later.

Ah, what the hell, I'll take the giant hip needle.

Ah, yep.

Ahoy.

Alas, Mr Corman, shockingly, all your labs have come back

All done. Continue.

All he tried to do was take care of me and show me he loved me.

All I wanted to do was have a big, beautiful wedding.

All I wanted to do was have a big, beautiful wedding.

All I would say is... I need to think.

All I'm saying is that Miss Kaye looks like she's in great shape.

All I've got is this date night push up one.

All in all, I'm pretty damn happy. I'm happy, you know.

All of a sudden I'm Doctor J.

All of these are your patients?

All right, don't sweat it, OK? Stay on your toes.

All right, guys, let's make it happen.

All right, here we go, baby. Here we go.

All right, it is broken.

All right, just relax. You can totally handle this.

All right, Kappa Gamma says it's time to get this thing underway,

All right, man. I understand.

All right, Mrs Carlson, the surgeon

All right, now, who wants a refill?

All right, Ralphie, new tack.

All right, stick around.

All right, we need to talk about this.

All right, we're done here.

All right, you don't have to worry about me asking you over and over anymore.

All right. Go.

All right. Here we go, Mr Carney

All right. Jack it is.

All right. Just tell me why you're hitting yourself.

All righty there, Dr Leverage, listen up because here's the real inside scoop.

All righty.

All the best, baby.

All the way through your hip,

All we gotta do now is cross our fingers.

All we have to do is whatever it takes to make her happy.

All you have to do is sign right below where it says, "Fit as a 26 year old."

All you saw was, like, knuckles and a bun. Poor Bessie.

Also, it gives you two days away from the missus, right?

Although it smells a little bit like the truth.

Always a charmer. Hi.

Always keep an eye out for Johnny, the tackling Alzheimer's patient.

Always remember how I made you do that.

Always thinks he knows what's best for me.

Am I included in the planning of your coming out party?

Am I supposed to lose in my extremities?

Am I the first they've done this to?

Am I the only one? Boner?

Among all the surgery residents, what's the difference between you, Bonnie,

An innate desire to help people.

And "increases blood flow" way, way too much.

And a bus pass

And a dog eared copy of Teen People magazine.

And a hoagie.

And after the two that I knew, I started naming insects.

And all that person has to do, really, is, I don't know,

And anytime we feel lonely or vulnerable, we have hot sex?

And are you starting to see a pattern forming here?

And as scary as it is being truly vulnerable with another human being,

And as you can see, the ass is on the front.

And asked Dr Gross to take me back.

And at Sacred Heart that means one thing.

And Bambi, room 201 needs an art line, room 202 needs reintubation,

And be done before Leno starts.

And be done with all this in five minutes.

And be quick or I'll have the manager send over a different waitress. Go.

And became insensitive with another human being is my fault?

And believe me, missy, either one's fine with me.

And blah, blah, blah, nerdy sex.

And by bus, I mean helicopter.

And by Cleveland, I mean Hawaii.

And by law that could only be a doctor.

And by many, many women, I mean three.

And by medical boondoggle, I mean golf weekend,

And by that, I mean "no." Never.

And by the way, dolor en el asno means "pain in the ass."

And by the way, your new nickname is Pee Pee La Fritz.

And by the way...

And come back to work with me.

And count up all the women I've ever slept with.

And cried on his shoulder, boo hoo

And dance around above it Come on

And did you ever place that femoral swan?

And don't think I've forgotten that you have yet to turn in a case report.

And Dr Cox knew this?

And Dr Michaels,

And Dr Stone... Was it his ear hair?

And each day had begun to feel the same.

And even though I could give a rat's ass, I still think it's a pretty sound.

And eventually, you get your glasses snapped in half by the big kid

And every second with him is time away

And finally the reason Dr Cox and his wife got divorced

And finally, Perry. You are not gonna believe what happened

And for the life of me I can't remember where.

And for the love of all that is holy,

And for the love of God, do you at least remember what you were doing

And for the record, you did.

And fortitude.

And four years of medical school,

And get a whiff of your halitosis while you turn and cough,

And get some caramel d****d in nougat.

And gosh, all kidding aside, I'd like to see us work together on this one.

And hang you from my rearview mirror. What you gotta say for yourself?

And hang you from my rearview mirror. What you gotta say for yourself?

And hasn't raised his voice about you and his ex wife?

And have sex one last time, just get it out of our system.

And have to walk around down here with the rest of us,

And he cut you off, no money, no nothing?

And he just never seems to show it.

And he said if you hadn't caught my high blood pressure,

And he wants you to be there to hold back the guy's fat flap.

And he's never coming back.

And her insurance at the dancers' union

And here comes the crushing blow.

And here comes the wink.

And here's the kicker.

And hey, what is the deal with Q tips?

And his answer will be filled with hate. Filled with it.

And his brother turned to him and he said...

And his loss of smell is caused by manipulation of his sinuses

And hit the vein on the first try, I will crack open a bottle of bubbly.

And hopefully you'll land on solid ground.

And how are you, Dr Cox?

And how did I end up in the middle of nowhere

And how it seems to even out.

And how you just send a constant stream of crap my way,

And I always made damn sure she knew she came second.

And I am extremely tickled

And I assume that you told her to blow it out her ass.

And I can't even get him to notice me.

And I checked tonight's TV listings.

And I decided that I'm not giving up on you.

And I don't think I can take it anymore.

And I don't wanna do that with you.

And I feel like we'll always regret it if we don't see if they lead somewhere.

And I finished all the transfer summaries

And I get whatever "Hey, baby" you throw my way?

And I just thought I'd be more hooked in if I knew.

And I just want you to know that I act...

And I know I just said "drop your duties."

And I know I'm right. I'm the same.

And I know myself, and if we keep doing this,

And I make him turn the TV way up when I go.

And I only had one picture of...

And I really can't figure out why.

And I tell you that I'm getting divorced, and you make it about you.

And I think he knew it too.

And I think you're scared, so you use what I do

And I wanted to scare him so bad

And I was able to get Mrs Jeskie on the transplant list

And I was riding in an ambulance all night

And I was wondering if... whew!

And I was wrong to talk behind your back,

And I won't let anything from our past

And I won't tell anybody about this?

And I would like to get this stupid thing out of me

And I'd really like to exercise in order to be at my best.

And I'll do it again unless you all shut up now. And I mean now!

And I'm expected to hold the doctor's hand

And I'm going to be holding her claw the entire time,

And I'm not doing it so years from now I can say,

And I'm sorry you lost all your things. That totally sucks.

And I'm still getting my ass handed to me.

And I'm sure Dr Reid feels the same way

And I've finally figured out that even though they're uncomfortable,

And if I went to class five nights a week, well...

And if you run away, you'll run away

And if you went through what we did, you'd understand.

And if you're lucky, when it really matters,

And if your timing is good and it works out for you...

And increased Mr Brooks's Lidocaine drip,

And is so invested in this narcissistic notion of yourself

And it can be triggered by a number of things

And it feels like there's a little friction between us.

And it had continued unchecked,

And it is just some dumb coinkydink

And it isn't because you weren't loved when you were a kid.

And it was unlucky that your patient went the other way,

And it wasn't just like a "we're dating" we.

And it wasn't just stuff.

And it's making its way through your digestive system

And it's very, very, very excruciatingly painful.

And jam it down your oesophagus.

And jump right ahead to not having sex for a month?

And jump the hell off.

And just call me on my cell phone.

And just like that, it was my turn to face the music.

And just maybe, black people are a little better at basketball.

And kissed every pompous, wrinkled ass in this fluorescent hellhole

And like you don't have any family.

And look at my body for ten seconds without losing it.

And love it, and dance around above it.

And make our "friends forever" collage.

And make sweet, elbowy love to each other.

And many more...

And monitor your arrival times this week. Ted?

And my cootchie on display.

And my first orgasm in like, forever.

And my shoes!

And neither one of us wants that, right?

And not once have I had the courage to even ask her her name.

And not rubbing it in my face.

And now for the apology.

And now I do.

And now it's exactly like 'em. You got something in your tooth.

And now so am I.

And now there's these feelings floating around

And now you're here to tattle on the guy who's taking the bullet for you?

And now you're here to tattle on the guy who's taking the bullet for you?

And now your apartment and your living expenses,

And one who maybe just needs a warm bed for the night

And only last week I admitted the reason

And other times it just makes you miss what you had.

And play "toss the poop" with the other monkeys?

And put about a 600% mark up on it.

And put about as much of that in the car as you could fit, didn't you?

And sacrifice.

And scare the crap out of me?

And second, you know I don't want to talk about this.

And secondly, I feel I made that mistake

And see my kid's fourth grade play, but you caught me.

And seeing as her husband recently passed away,

And she ain't with me. She's with Rowdy. Not like that.

And she chose an extremely risky course.

And she got Jan a job, and they liked Jan better

And she just wants to be friends.

And she said she was feeling fine, and I believed her.

And she won't stop bitching.

And she's no spring chicken. I should call her.

And she's used to leaning on me,

And snap your bird neck with my enormous thighs.

And so help me God, if you even smile

And some blue cheese dressing.

And some people just try to hide.

And some teams never really seem to get together.

And sometimes because it's fun

And sometimes it's when you take a chance... and lose.

And sometimes that means letting a friend help you out

And sometimes the monster takes something

And sometimes we rise to the occasion.

And spew molten crazy over him and he's gonna die like this.

And start holding myself accountable.

And suddenly we're not in America anymore?

And switched off your service for a while.

And tell her I didn't ditch her hatchling on account of being lazy.

And tell me what a jerk I am?

And tells everyone to call him Sarge. Nobody likes that guy. Not a soul.

And tenant related easements and liens

And that 49 cent cheeseburger's in the neighbourhood of $1,300.

And that and that and that.

And that got me thinking.

And that if I want surprise and romance

And that quick you burn me.

And that's game.

And that's not a chance you're willing to take.

And that's starting. I said not to start. Laverne?

And that's when I realised something.

And that's why you hung out with me?

And the drug they're testing at the clinical trial could help.

And the good news is you're not pregnant.

And the infection, so I didn't make a mistake,

And the last thing I need

And the medical boondoggle I have to go to in Cleveland.

And the next you're running for your life. What's going on?

And the only thing getting thinner is my wallet.

And the pain in the ass chief of medicine that everybody hates.

And the secretin injection test was positive,

And the secretin injection test was positive,

And the sexual tension...

And the thong, well, that's not up to me, that's the law, Missy.

And the words I'm looking for are "in your face."

And then back here to go to board meetings.

And then give him medical advice.

And then hit this bad boy like a baseball

And then I did something I've never done before.

And then I gave it to her.

And then I realised why Turk was so pissed.

And then out of her and then into her again.

And then.. Oh, good God!

And they accidentally severed the muscle that holds that lid up,

And they caused a car accident and the driver needed surgery?

And they had this special on flesh eating bacteria.

And they said they'll pay you 200 bucks. Cash money.

And they stuck you in here for that?

And they're negative for everything.

And think you may have seen a little melanoma on there?

And this abomination is the reason we can't afford a new computer?

And this decision would be made for you, but nothing's changed. So it's on you.

And this is a crazy notion, if you could stop worrying so much

And this is my favourite skin.

And told me he was letting Mr Woodbury go.

And took them both clean off.

And toyed with me, and well, I can't help but recall that children's fable

And trust me, you're not gonna like what you see.

And try not to embarrass this hospital

And understand why you were too nervous to tell me.

And watch you personally and professionally sabotage

And we'd do stuff together, medical stuff.

And we'll end up being a couple again.

And we'll replace you with a giant time clock?

And we've never had a real conversation.

And weeping in front of everyone.

And well...

And what about you there, Beavis?

And what did you say the sex of the child was?

And when she leans in to put that bandage on your nose,

And while we're coming completely clean, Perry,

And while you were there, did you jump into the cage

And wipe the sweat off my forehead.

And yesterday, when that stupid, pretty surgical nurse

And yet further proof that the clown costume is redundant.

And yet I was doing the same thing to someone else.

And yet you use phrases like "take orally"

And yet... they didn't.

And you can start timing... now.

And you can tell me how what you do day after day

And you come back here looking like that.

And you could become encephalopathic, leading to a mental status change.

And you go out with a real flourish.

And you have to start acting like an adult

And you just drove on by. I don't know, I'm just guessing

And you know I get carsick.

And you know what else? He said I had a fat ass before.

And you know what happens to me, Perry?

And you may never talk to me again.

And you pushed the fat kids into the dirt

And you say, be still, my love

And you were wrong when you said, "Nice going, Newbie."

And you won't even have to ask...

And you, don't flirt so much.

And you'll just keep dumping on everyone around you

And you're doing yet another appendectomy.

And you're like, whatever, I'm working hard.

And you're part of the system, that means you don't care either.

And your dad was right about you.

And your name doesn't seem to be on it.

And your prognosis is excellent.

And, as I mentioned before, I am insane. There, I opened up. Are you happy?

And, Barbie, let's say word got out that Uncle Cox was doling out the feel goods,

And, Bob, when are you going to tell Perry that that promotion

And, by golly, it's a lot harder to write a big, fat cheque if you're dead.

And, I know, maybe it's me, but doesn't that seem like something

And, Laverne,

And, listen, if I don't get it back to you

And, of course, all Sandra Bullock movies.

And, of course, paperwork.

And, of course, the wild, uncontrollable urination.

And, oh, my God, is that guy on fire?

And, Perry,

And, Perry,

And, yes, I worry about your maturity sometimes.

And... anyway...

And... I decided I need a break.

And... lonely, and mortified, and I guess I was hoping that you could...

And... now.

And... Yes, Mom... Yay! I'm straight.

Anosmia isn't a side effect of IV imipenem.

Anosmia, you know, like Schnozmia. Don't you find that very funny?

Anosmia?

Another person gets a chance to live.

Another pretentious private practice guy

Any guy willing to scour the face of the earth

Any minute now

Anyone could have made that call

Anyone from that clinical trial around?

Anyway, I decided to keep the stupid kid.

Anyway, I have to go catch my bus to the airport.

Anyway, I invited a couple of my friends over to the apartment while she's gone.

Anyway, I owe you one.

Anyway, I'd like you to be the one who introduces me.

Anyway, Jordan and I got stuck in this crappy room

Anyway, let's make pretend it's your birthday, because...

Anyway, long story short. The incident gave me a bang up idea.

Anyway, thanks for being classier than I am

Anyway, the cave bat just kicked me out of its lair.

Anyway, the way you two just looked at each other,

Anyway, when I first found out, I panicked.

Anyway, you're incompetent.

Apartheid.

Apparently I'm the only one here with women problems.

Apparently, my face is scaring my patients,

Appletini, please. Easy on the tini.

Appletini, please. Easy on the tini.

Are all women this crazy?

Are both extremely grateful. Yeah.

Are getting married.

Are my hands that cold?

Are we gonna just live with each other forever

Are you a doctor, Nurse Espinoza?

Are you crazy? Baby, it was only a sex dream. Everybody has them.

Are you even paying attention?

Are you ever coming in, Perry?

Are you getting all sore around that hump where your tail used to be?

Are you going to stretch before you play?

Are you kidding me? We lived, we loved, we sang, for crying out loud.

Are you kidding? If he turns out to be her brother,

Are you kidding? It's my ideal wedding.

Are you kissing me because you want this to go somewhere

Are you OK?

Are you OK?

Are you planning on making this worth my while?

Are you starting your surgical elective tomorrow?

Are you sure you're happy we're doing this?

Are you sure? Cos it seems like it does.

Are you talking to that chilli dog?

Are you too busy eating sour g****s?

Are you trying to make my head explode?

Are you watching Sesame Street?

Aren't you a member of the Waitensee tribe?

Around here things can turn bad in a heartbeat.

Around here, life can be full of surprises.

Around here, you have to grab hold of the littlest victories.

Around here, you tend to get wrapped up in your own world.

As "loner" that you can't quit.

As a doctor, you get good at thinking on your feet.

As a doctor, you learn to use anything you can

As a doctor, you spend about a third of your nights

As a female physician is in obstetrics.

As an excuse not to give us a try

As an opportunity, then she hung up on me.

As bad as things were for Elliot...

As for me, I just have to hope that my problem

As for me, I'm happy just knowing who I am.

As for my relationship, I was doing anything I could

As for the patients...

As for us, it was the end of our second year,

As horses pull you apart when I'm looking at this beautiful face.

As I bent down to eat that peppered floor turkey,

As I sat there, searching for answers about my patient,

As much as I'd love to trash him, I'm not down with the maturity thing.

As Neil Diamond?

As soon as we get out of this sterile field,

As weird as this place is during the day, it's even worse at night

Ask me if I'll go out drinking Wednesday night.

Ask you boyfriend. He and Perry talk about it all the time.

Assface.

At a hospital, there's always one sure way to deal with boredom.

At least I remember the names of all my sexual partners.

At least not until the family sues your little behind.

At least, I think it was a sex dream.

At the base of Barbie's bed three nights a week, and congrats on that,

At the end of the week, you gotta return these bad boys to Janine.

At the furry sight of this little fellow, but you gotta snap out of it.

At the notion that you could stand up to anyone.

Attagirl. Oh, man. I don't like his O2 cells.

Aw, Perry, you pee standing up at work?

Aw, that's lovely. Well, hello, sailor.

Babe, come on. Where you going?

Babe, I'm sorry.

Babe, you have got to try one of these. They are to die for.

Babe...

Babs, if you're worried about people seeing your ass,

Baby, are you ready to rock?

Baby, do you realize how long it's been

Baby, I know you had a rough day, and I was part of it.

Baby, I should've told you how Cox felt about you,

Baby, I was just exhausted from work.

Baby, it was dark, and helshe had a body that was rockin'.

Baby, my stomach's gonna explode.

Baby, open the door. Open the damn door.

Baby, that is a God awful apology, just God awful.

Baby, you have got to chill.

Baby, you know how much I care about you, right?

Baby, you know that fantasy I have

Baby, you're a gift from God.

Baby?

Baby.

Back in '68... I don't like you. The end.

Back off.

Back to work. Message received.

Bad guy, this is why you don't run from the police.

Bajingo, bajingo, bajingo.

Balancing each other out in the hospital doesn't hold true.

Bambi, I'm busy. It's hard to find a good male nurse these days

Bambi, I've got ten messages from my mother,

Bambi, we're good, OK? We're pals.

Bambi?

Barbie, as long as you stay and work at this hospital,

Barbie, talking to the computer, but nice self esteem.

Barbie! I need you to go to the lab and get Mrs Miller's bloodwork.

Barbie? Why did they toss you in here?

Baritone. Soprano.

Barkeep, I'm going to need these two glasses and that bottle of whiskey.

Batcave.

Be a man and apologise to him from the heart for once.

Be careful about yelling that out in a bar.

Be careful here.

Be glad I never took you for granted, silly woman.

Became abundantly clear.

Because at the end of your second year,

Because bad timing can mess up everything.

Because Dr Townshend forced me to perform a procedure

Because even something as harmless as 20 or 30 drinks with your brother

Because even though I can be controlling sometimes,

Because he is not gonna believe it.

Because he wanted to, not because he had to.

Because I couldn't stop thinking about you having sex on a box of steaks.

Because I did exceptional work today.

Because I don't want salad, that's why

Because I found out you stole $100 from me,

Because I had it out while I looked at yours.

Because I honestly believe

Because I just really enjoy that kind of stuff.

Because I need special time with my brother.

Because I think you're done.

Because I'm a doctor. That's how I know.

Because I'm gonna give you a different part every year.

Because I'm good at what I do and because I love doing it.

Because I'm horrible at my job.

Because I'm not gonna obsess about this.

Because I've also decided that I want you back.

Because I've got hypertension right here.

Because if you did, then you just might have Yaba.

Because no one said family more than Kevin Turk.

Because of the Latina woman who cleaned your house?

Because of you I gotta ride around in an ambulance

Because patients are stupid and they are really scared.

Because that person is nothing short of a genius.

Because the dry stuff doesn't cut it anymore,

Because the instant I heard your shrill voice

Because the patient in bed number two needs one.

Because the roses are beautiful and make the room smell amazing.

Because this shot you're about to get could kill you

Because we really think you're OB/GYN material.

Because without you I don't know what to do.

Because you did not just wink at me.

Because you did this.

Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is

Because you know I'm going to take this out on somebody.

Because you rushed him out. Who knows?

Because you see I've got tomorrow off.

Because you're a guy.

Bed seven needs a central line.

Bee atch.

Before I do anything, I'll run it by you first.

Before my wife returns from fat camp.

Before my wife returns from fat camp.

Before senior prom I tried to wax my own eyebrows

Before the attending shows up.

Before we consider amputation.

Before you get too high on your horse, Tonto,

Before you know it, you sleep with some pharmaceutical rep,

Beg your pardon, Newbie

Being a Gyno Girl is a lot like being in a sorority.

Believing that if they join Team Plomox

Bend over, baby.

Benign, benign and a half.

Besides, I barely listen anyway.

Besides, it'll heal just fine, anyway.

Betsy, good morning. Let's make with the chop chop.

Better than Leventhal?

Better that than a mecretary. Or a manicurist.

Better, stronger, faster.

Better.

Between a doctor on call

Between my list of family and friends and yours,

Big deal, we're having lunch together. It doesn't have to be awkward.

Big fun, right?

Bite me.

Blah blah blah, nostalgic story.

Bless us and thy gifts we are about to receive from thy bounty through Christ.

Bloop.

Bob Kelso is an awful, awful man

Bob Kelso is...

Bob, as far as the intro thing goes, I've given it a great deal of thought,

Bob, I've been thinking about all the times you've manipulated me

Bob, the day I willingly cradle your dusty old twig and berries

Bob.

Bonnie is killing me. I cannot beat this woman no matter what I try.

Bonnie, I found out that Dr Wen actually recommended you

Boobies.

Boobs

Both with thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura.

Boy, I gotta say, your wife is hotter than I ever imagined.

Boy. Tell me this, muffin.

Boys, remember now, when we get upstairs

Bring dinner.

Bring the hands in.

Browbeating nut jobs and bullying fatties

Bubby, if you want to help me, why don't you quiet down and get some rest?

Buddy, I've got your back. But lay low for awhile.

Buster Brown?

But admittedly that could be because I haven't asked anyone.

But after this type of procedure most people experience

But as far as you and I go...

But because I'm afraid of toilet snakes.

But believe me, I never meant to come between you and anyone.

But darn it all if what I don't think is the bigger question

But darn it all if you're not showing just a ton of promise.

But do me a favour and leave my sleeping pills out

But don't worry. Dr Cox and I never say die.

But don't worry. We're on top of it.

But don't you think that maybe it's time

But ever since I was a little girl

But every morning our coffee machine spits out warm urine

But for the love of God, Newbie, you've gotta try, try, try

But get your story straight when you come face to face with Jesus.

But God Almighty, I'm trying harder this time.

But he seemed a little distraught.

But here's the thing. It is on you, partner.

But I barely get to see my boyfriend as it is.

But I bet it keeps coming up, "Go to hell, Shakira

But I can't be sure of stuff like that. I haven't done the legwork.

But I did not blow off Paul because he's a nurse.

But I get the feeling you just compared us to a married couple.

But I gotta give it to you there for yanking my chain there.

But I had Ted stand out in the parking lot

But I have changed. I have.

But I just really like being there for people.

But I put my underwear in the microwave to dry them off and they feel good!

But I use those for listening.

But I was having the flesh torn from my bones by a cross eyed water snake.

But I was in surgery now.

But I'll never do it again.

But I'm a doctor. I can't really wear shorts to work.

But I'm afraid I'm gonna politely have to tell you to blow it out your ass.

But I'm feeling better.

But I'm not an idiot.

But I'm not sure I carry it on without all the drama

But I'm still gonna ask

But if I were to guess just exactly why

But if my other choice is being in that boys' club,

But if that's the case, it would be way, way down

But if things are going well, you should just ride the wave.

But if you order a strong anti emetic, that'd be great.

But if you really need to know now, just keep it to yourself.

But if you remember anything, remember this.

But if you want a bed in my hospital,

But if you're going to have a showdown with everyone who hassles her,

But in the meantime, you gotta cut me a little slack.

But it looks benign to me.

But it never seems fair when it happens in the same family.

But it sure is pretty

But it turns out I just fell asleep on Turk's corduroy pants.

But it was a false alarm.

But it was still so awesome.

But it's actually kind of empowering to have this... persona, this identity.

But it's one that's stuck with me nonetheless.

But it's so soon. You said so yourself.

But men don't make everything all better. They're only human.

But methinks there's a sad little cartoon boy

But mostly it's the getting by thing.

But my favourite attending here says when he was tuning in Tokyo,

But my parents will kill me if I marry a black guy.

But no matter what you say, you don't have a leg to stand on.

But not about me

But now that it's OK for you to be together,

But now, thank God, you've helped to solve that riddle,

But once you get past the drama it's actually pretty simple.

But one thing's sure. You wound up at the dumb dumb store

But our thing is that you're a little girl.

But Pete's a really cool guy.

But pretty soon she's gonna be like, "JD, I need you."

But rest assured your man will be back in action before you know it.

But she doesn't qualify. You OK, Mrs Bumbry?

But she is so rude.

But should that happen, you may rest assured

But some days...

But something just didn't feel right about last night.

But sometimes change doesn't last for long.

But sometimes that's not so easy

But sometimes the thing you didn't expect

But still, if you could do this for me,

But still, you might be better served,

But that would spoil the pleasure you take in pointing out people's slip ups.

But the genius who admitted her got her age wrong.

But the head CT and the lumbar puncture came back negative.

But the last five Christmases, my son has brought his roommate Brad home,

But the only ones who get hurt are the sick people, right?

But the woman who's in there is in her 40th hour of labour.

But then you wake up in the hot nurse's office,

But they were getting along better

But today the pharmaceutical reps show up

But unfortunately, I don't hate the world enough.

But unfortunately, the CAT scan suggests

But unless you wanna come inside and give the fellas a lap dance,

But we both know that you'd love nothing more