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Ted 2 Trailer The Ted 2 Trailer is an uproarious glimpse into the highly anticipated sequel to the 2012 hit comedy film.

Ted 2 Trailer

The Ted 2 Trailer is an uproarious glimpse into the highly anticipated sequel to the 2012 hit comedy film. Directed by Seth MacFarlane, this film follows the misadventures of the foul-mouthed, yet loveable, teddy bear named Ted. Released in 2015, this raunchy comedy features the voices of Seth MacFarlane as Ted, Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett, and Amanda Seyfried as Samantha Jackson.

In this hilarious trailer, we see Ted fighting for his civil rights as he seeks to prove his personhood in a court of law. Packed with hilarious one-liners, outrageous gags, and plenty of pop culture references, the Ted 2 Trailer promises more of the crude humor and wit that made the original film a success.

If you can't wait to experience the outrageous antics of Ted and his human friend John, you can play and download the sounds of this highly anticipated film right here. Get ready for a wild ride with Ted and be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

Do you consider yourself to be human?
Dude, it's in my eyes! I'm blinking it in!
Happily ever after only exist in fairy tales.
Huh, yeah, Samantha Jackson, what's you middle name?
I now pronounce you teddy bear
It says that if we want to have a baby, you'll have to prove you're a person!
Objection!
Oh my God, look at this!
Overruled!
Samantha Jackson. You must be Ted.
Sir, I apologize for my five year old child
So I got some big news.
So when I get in I can just bust it out.
Stop beavering the witness!
That's great! I mean, it's just like Sam L. Jackson!
The important thing about being human
What a prick! 20 bucks I can toss a cookie crisp into that guy's ass crack.
What are you doing with your hand?
What do you think, you're at a Red Lobster?
Where the hell is my coffee?! You're not building rockets!
Who is that?
Yet, a talking teddy bear is about to marry his girlfriend.
You have ever seen any movie ever? He's the black guy.
You may kiss the bear.
Can you get me my life back? Ted, do you believe you have a soul?
Catch! What's the... That's somebody's kid!
Do it! I'm gonna do it.
Hashtag "Grrrr monday". Help me!
Hearsay! Briefcase! In my chamber! Bailiff! Disregard!
Hey, Johnny you did it! Right there, buddy!
I rest. We could totally be lawyers.
Leslie. Oh my God! You're Sam L. Jackson!
Objection! Sustained! You can't object.
Overruled! Guilty! Sidebar! Speculation!
Taking a picture. Posting on Facebook! What?!
That's awesome! How do you guys... We need a sperm donor.
This is a nightmare! We'll fight it.
What are you doing? Getting ready to it.
"I would do at this moment?"
"What did you think