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The Princess Bride The Princess Bride is a beloved cult classic film directed by Rob Reiner. Released in 1987, this

The Princess Bride

The Princess Bride is a beloved cult classic film directed by Rob Reiner. Released in 1987, this enchanting fairytale tells the story of Princess Buttercup and her true love, Westley, played by Cary Elwes. Their epic journey is filled with adventure, comedy, and true love conquering all. The star-studded cast includes Robin Wright as Buttercup, Mandy Patinkin as the sword-wielding Inigo Montoya, André the Giant as the gentle giant Fezzik, and Billy Crystal as the hilarious Miracle Max. With its memorable quotes and timeless humor, The Princess Bride has captured the hearts of fans worldwide. Now, you can relive the magic and download the glorious sounds of this enchanting tale here.
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A clever man would put the poison...
A farm boy, poor.
A few more steps, and we'll be safe in the Fire Swamp.
A life expiring...
A little bit.
A man has dared insult me.
A man who can do that can plan my castle onslaught any day.
A mighty duel.
A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
A month from now...
A technicality that will shortly be remedied.
A trifle simple, perhaps, but her appeal is undeniable.
A wave of love swept over them.
After all, it was you who did the leaving in the Fire Swamp.
After I kill Count Rugen.
After twenty years, at last...
Again, thank you.
All I have to do is divine from what I know of you...
All it can do is delay it for a while.
All right, now, let's see, where were we?
All right, then, no more interruptions.
All right.
All right.
All right. Where is the poison?
All that I have and more, please.
All the time calling me Roberts.
All your worst nightmares...
Although the law of the land gave Humperdinck...
Am I going mad, or did the word "think" escape your lips?
And a little head jiggle is supposed to make me happy?
And as dawn arose, Westley and Buttercup knew they were safe.
And as they reached for each other...
And as we all know, to blave means to bluff, huh?
And at noon, she met her subjects again...
And Australia is entirely peopled with criminals...
And before the following dawn...
And criminals are used to having people not trust them...
And don't dream of being rescued, either.
And every inhabitant arrested.
And find out who is right...
And for days she neither slept nor ate.
And he stayed aboard for a while as first mate...
And I am staying till Vizzini come.
And I carry that.
And I have been Roberts ever since.
And I thought, there are four of us...
And I used to read it to your father.
And I, as you know, am Roberts.
And I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand...
And in all other ways inconceivable!
And in studying, you must have learned that man is mortal...
And it is guarded by sixty men.
And must therefore die.
And no one in Florin could have gotten here so fast.
And our assets?
And plan to murder my bride on our wedding night.
And pour lemon juice on it?
And read it again to me tomorrow.
And remember this, never forget this...
And remember, this is for posterity...
And request a special sword...
And Roberts and I eventually became friends...
And she treated it like garbage!
And so you might have been truly happy.
And thank you for bringing up such a painful subject.
And that other thing!
And that's what she is... the Queen of Refuse!
And the Dread Pirate Roberts never takes prisoners.
And the existence of Count Rugen...
And then it happened.
And then it's nothing but work, work, work all the time.
And then my ears. I understand! Let's get on with it!
And then my tongue, I suppose.
And there are the princess' footprints.
And there they were, four white horses.
And throw him in the Pit of Despair.
And to think, all that time...
And we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?
And what am I?
And what is that worth... the promise of a woman?
And when I say you are a coward...
And where's the sports?
And who is dead.
And yet he gains!
And you cannot break it...
And you don't have the decency to say why you won't help!
And you only left me five years ago?
And you shouldn't go swimming for at least, what?
And you... friendless, brainless...
And you're no match for my brains.
And you're taking this story very seriously.
And your strength against sixty men...
And, yes, he will save me. That I know.
Another prince like this one... ugly, rich, and scabby?
Any way you'll trust me?
Any way you'll trust me?
Any word from Westley?
Anybody want a peanut?
Anyone who says differently is selling something.
Anything you want.
Anything?
Are about to come true.
Are infiltrating the Thieves' Forest...
Are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.
Are we enemies?
Are you a rotten liar!
Are you coming down into the pit?
Are you just fiddling around with me, or what?
Are you kidding?
Are you the Miracle Max...
Are you the sort of man...
As an artist like yourself.
As chief enforcer of all Florin, I trust you with this secret.
As far from yourself as possible...
As Fezzik nursed his inebriated friend back to health...
As I told you, it would be absolutely, totally...
As ordering Westley around."
As you are not trusted by me...
As you wish.
As you wish.
As you wish.
At a time like this...
At my best, I could never defeat that many.
At present, I'm writing the definitive work...
Battling gangs for local charities...
Beat it, or I'll call the brute squad.
Because he has no strength.
Because he would know that only a great fool...
Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows...
Because Roberts' ship Revenge is anchored at the far end...
Because we can stop now if you want.
Because you've always been so kind to me.
Before he found out what you really are.
Before if we know the miracle works?
Before they're broken.
Begin.
Beloved... are you certain he still wants you?
Bow to the Queen of Slime!
Brides often are, I'm told.
Building up an immunity to iocane powder.
But after what you just said...
But at 1/10 his promised price.
But Buttercup's nightmares were growing steadily worse.
But first things first.
But he gave me this.
But how can you be sure?
But how will you capture us?
But I do not think you would accept my help...
But I promise I won't kill you until you reach the top.
But I really don't know what that would do to you...
But I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan...
But in the meantime, rest well and dream of large women.
But it did. I was there.
But it's going to be so much more moving...
But it's so simple.
But leave the third for questioning.
But nobody withstands the Machine.
But only slightly less well known is this...
But perhaps you will not find her common now.
But soon you will not be here.
But that's not what he said.
But the castle gate is guarded by thirty men.
But the trees are actually quite lovely.
But Vizzini is dead.
But you don't know where he is.
But you have to wait 15 minutes for full potency...
But you must have known I was not a great fool.
But you were clever enough to discover what that looks like...
Buttercup and Humperdinck were married.
Buttercup's emptiness consumed her.
Buttercup's marrying Humperdinck in less than half an hour...
By all means, keep moving forward.
Bye bye, boys.
Can you move at all?
Carrying out Humperdinck's orders.
Catch up when he's dead.
Catch your breath.
Come along, Fezzik. Bring the body.
Come along.
Come on! Come on!
Come on.
Come, sir.
Consider our wedding off.
Considering Inigo's lifelong search...
Could this be a trap?
Despite Humperdinck's reassurance...
Despite what you think...
Did I make it clear that your job is at stake?
Did you get engaged to your prince that same hour...
Did you say I do?
Do we have to hear the kissing part?
Do you always begin conversations this way?
Do you know what that sound is, Highness?
Do you think this happens every day?
Do you want me to go on with this?
Do you want me to send you back to where you were...
Does it bother you to hear?
Does it got any sports in it?
Don't bother lying.
Don't bother me with trifles.
Don't even think about trying to escape.
Don't make yourself a fool.
Don't pester him.
Don't rush me, sonny.
Don't say another word, Valerie!
Don't say that, Vizzini, please.
Don't you?
Double it.
Enough of that!
Escapes, true love, miracles.
Even more amazing was the day she realized...
Ever since Prince Humperdinck fired him...
Ever to crawl the earth.
Every ship but the four you sent.
Every ship but your four fastest, you mean.
Every woman who cries out, "God, what is that thing"...
Everybody, move!
Except for a nice M.L.T...
Except once, and that was a very noble cause.
Except that, instead of sucking water...
Except, now that we're together...
Excuse me. Pardon me, it's important.
Farm boy, fill these with water.
Farm boy, polish my horse's saddle.
Farm boy.
Faster!
Faster!
Father, I have failed you for twenty years.
Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge...
Fetch me that pitcher.
Fezzik and Inigo were reunited.
Fezzik took great care in reviving Inigo.
Fezzik, jog his memory.
Fezzik, please.
Fezzik, tear his arms off.
Fezzik, the portcullis!
Finally, Roberts decided something.
Find the man in black, obviously.
Finish him, finish him... your way!
First, let's drink...
Five years later, the main square of Florin City...
For not having seen sooner that you were nothing but a coward...
For the last time, surrender!
For the princess?
Forever.
Form a brute squad, then!
Frankly, I think the odds...
Fuss, fuss...
Gently!
Gently!
Gently.
Get back, witch!
Get used to disappointment.
Giants, monsters, chases...
Give her to me! Catch up with us quickly!
Give me the sixty five. I'm on the job.
Give us the gate key.
Go away!
Go in! Get after her!
Go through his clothes and look for loose change.
Go!
Good heavens, are you still trying to win?
Good thing, too!
Good, my way. Thank you, Vizzini.
Good, then pour the wine.
Grandfather's here.
Grandpa, wait!
Grandpa...
Guess what.
Guide my sword.
Happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
Has it been fifteen minutes?
Have a seat.
Have fun storming the castle.
Have it your way!
Have to be worried about one.
Have you any money?
Have you been chasing me your whole life...
Have you ever considered piracy?
Have you ever heard of Plato, Aristotle, Socrates?
Have you the ring?
He bested me with steel.
He bested you with strength, your greatness.
He can find you.
He can track a falcon on a cloudy day.
He didn't come.
He didn't come.
He didn't fall?
He didn't fall?
He died well.
He handled the news surprisingly well.
He is a sailor on the pirate ship Revenge.
He is, huh?
He knows I do not love him.
He lives.
He must have out thought Vizzini.
He must've seen us closing in...
He probably owes you money, huh? Well, I'll ask him.
He said true love, Max.
He said, "All right, Westley, I've never had a valet.
He simply said, "Please...
He slaved a year before he was done.
He told Inigo of Vizzini's death...
He was a great swordmaker, my father.
He will come for me.
He'll have to sail for hours till he finds a harbor.
He'll pinch my cheek.
He's afraid.
He's climbing the rope, and he's gaining on us!
He's dead.
He's dead. He can't talk.
He's getting away from me, Fezzik!
He's got very good arms.
He's no concern of ours.
He's really very short on... charm.
He's with the prince in the castle...
Hear this now...
Hello in there!
Hello there!
Hello, lady.
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya!
Hello! My name is Inigo Montoya.
Help him.
Help me here.
Helpless, hopeless!
Here comes my Westley now.
Hey, sonny...
Hi, honey.
Hi, Mom.
His children are on the brink of starvation.
His confidence is shattered.
His ship was attacked by the Dread Pirate Roberts...
His suspicions will be totally confirmed.
His wife is crippled.
Ho there!
Hold it, hold it.
Hold it! Hold it, Grandpa.
How do you feel?
How is that possible...
How long do we have to wait...
How many could you handle?
How marvelous.
How old were you?
How's the sickie?
However, since I can't have you following me, either.
Humiliations galore!
I accept.
I admit it. You are better than I am.
I agree with Fezzik.
I always think everything could be a trap.
I am here...
I am no one to be trifled with.
I am not a great fool...
I am not left handed.
I am the Dread Pirate Roberts.
I am waiting for Vizzini.
I am waiting for you, Vizzini.
I asked him what was so important.
I believe you.
I can cope with torture.
I can only assume he meant you.
I can't afford to make exceptions.
I can't compete with you physically...
I can't leave him alone.
I cannot find him alone.
I certainly hope you find him someday.
I could do that. I got some rope up here...
I could give you my word as a Spaniard.
I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.
I could kill you now.
I could never cause you grief.
I could not bear it if you died again...
I dedicated my life to the study of fencing.
I did that on purpose.
I didn't have to miss.
I didn't mean to jog him so hard.
I died that day!
I do not accept excuses. I have to find a new giant.
I do not budge. Keep your "ho there."
I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake.
I do not marry tonight.
I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance...
I do not suppose you could speed things up?
I do not think it means what you think it means.
I don't believe this!
I don't even exercise.
I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.
I don't mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks.
I don't mind so much.
I don't see anything.
I don't swim.
I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
I don't think more than ten.
I don't think they exist.
I don't understand.
I doubt you'll get such an offer from the eels.
I failed.
I fear I'll never see you again.
I feel fine.
I give you full marks for bravery.
I got married. I didn't want to. It all happened so fast.
I guess not very long.
I guess we just did.
I happened to look behind us, and something is there.
I hate for people to die embarrassed.
I hate that.
I hate waiting.
I have a little.
I have been in the revenge business so long...
I have loved more deeply...
I haven't fought just one person for so long.
I hope we win.
I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.
I just figured why you give me so much trouble.
I just hope it's enough to buy a miracle, that's all.
I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills.
I kill a lot of people.
I killed him myself.
I knew you were bluffing! I knew he was bluffing.
I know now I always will.
I know. The people are quite taken with her.
I love Westley. I always have.
I loved my father.
I make him better, Humperdinck suffers?
I mean, he didn't mean dead.
I might kill whoever you wanted me to miracle.
I might one day go as high as five...
I must know.
I myself am often surprised at life's little quirks.
I need him to help avenge my father...
I need the man in black.
I need Vizzini to plan. I have no gift for strategy.
I need you to guide my sword.
I need you!
I need you.
I never said he was my dearest love.
I never worked for so little...
I only dog paddle.
I present to you your queen!
I promise no harm will come to you.
I remember this farm boy of yours, I think.
I shall be very put out.
I shall retire and hand the name over to someone else.
I smell nothing.
I spent the last few years...
I suggest a deal.
I suppose you think you're brave, don't you?
I swear it will be done.
I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya...
I switched glasses when your back was turned!
I taught a lesson to all those years ago.
I tell you once again, surrender!
I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.
I think he like to scream... at us.
I think he's getting closer.
I think that's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I think we ought to stop now.
I think you're bluffing.
I thought he was with you.
I thought I was going faster.
I thought it fitting considering the rocky terrain.
I thought that was clever.
I thought you were dead once, and it almost destroyed me.
I told you I would always come for you.
I tried.
I want him to live a long life, alone with his cowardice.
I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
I want the Thieves' Forest emptied before I wed.
I want the Thieves' Forest emptied...
I want you to feel you are doing well.
I was eleven years old.
I was giving you a chance.
I was learning to fence, fight, anything anyone would teach me.
I wasn't finished.
I wasn't nervous.
I will always come for you.
I will go up to the six fingered man and say...
I will kill her!
I will never love again.
I will not be moved.
I will, and I choose... What in the world can that be?
I wonder if he's using the same wind we are using.
I would have known the powder's origin...
I would not say such things if I were you!
I would not say such things if I were you.
I would sooner destroy a stained glass window...
I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.
I'll be right back.
I'll beat you apart! I'll take you both together!
I'll explain...
I'll need a sword eventually.
I'll send my four fastest ships, one in each direction.
I'll take a look. Bring him in.
I'll tell you in a minute.
I'll try and stay awake.
I'm afraid so.
I'm explaining to you because you look nervous.
I'm going to duel him left handed.
I'm just sure of it.
I'm not a witch! I'm your wife!
I'm not even sure I want to be that anymore!
I'm not left handed, either.
I'm not listening!
I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here...
I'm on the brute squad.
I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand.
I'm sorry, Inigo.
I'm sorry. Beg your pardon.
I'm starting him on the Machine tonight.
I'm sure you've discovered...
I'm telling you, you're messing up the story!
I'm waiting!
I've always been a quick healer.
I've been specializing in groups.
I've hired you to help me start a war.
I've just sucked one year of your life away.
I've known too many Spaniards.
I've never seen its equal.
I've seen worse.
If he falls, fine. If not, the sword.
If I had a month to plan...
If I use my right, tsk! Over too quickly.
If not...
If she didn't marry him, it wouldn't be fair.
If she is otherwise when I find her...
If there are, we'll all be dead.
If there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impasse.
If we ever find the lady.
If we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.
If we surrender and I return with you...
If you didn't say it, you didn't do it.
If you don't believe me, just wait.
If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything.
If you heal him, he will stop Humperdinck's wedding.
If you swim back now...
If you tell me I must marry you in ten days...
If you want, I can fly.
If you wish her dead...
If you'll release me...
If you're in such a hurry...
Impossible.
In a few minutes...
In that case, I challenge you to a battle of wits.
In the Pit of Despair.
Inconceivable!
Inconceivable!
Inhale this, but do not touch.
Inigo, I saw the prince's stables...
Inigo, there's more than thirty.
Inigo, where are you?
Interesting.
Iocane. I'd bet my life on it...
Is always close to Florin this time of year.
Is centuries old.
Is everything clear to you?
Is here for your souls!
Is it Inigo? Who?
Is there a village nearby?
Is this a kissing book?
It comes to this.
It does not matter where you take me...
It doesn't matter.
It ends when you decide, and we both drink...
It fit so nice, he said I could keep it.
It has worked. You've given everything away.
It intrigued Roberts...
It is odorless, tasteless, dissolves instantly in liquid...
It just is not fair.
It just so happens your friend is only mostly dead.
It means I leave you in anguish...
It never happened. It never happened.
It ranged all over.
It took me half a lifetime to invent it.
It was a fine time for me.
It was a very emotional time for Buttercup.
It was ten days till the wedding.
It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick...
It was the please that caught my memory.
It was your cup that was poisoned.
It will not happen.
It won't be easy, sire.
It won't be the last.
It won't work.
It would be a pity to damage yours.
It would take a miracle.
It's a prestigious line of work...
It's been twenty years now. I'm starting to lose confidence.
It's conceivable, you miserable vomitous mass...
It's fabric from the uniform of an army officer of Guilder.
It's going to get you into trouble someday.
It's kissing again. You don't want to hear that.
It's my father's failing health that's upsetting her.
It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest.
It's not that bad.
It's odd, but when I hired Vizzini...
It's possible, pig!
It's possible.
It's the only way I can be satisfied.
It's very strange.
It's you.
Jesus, Grandpa, what did you read me this thing for?
Kill me quickly.
Kill the dark one and the giant...
Killers from Guilder...
Know how to get in and out.
Leaving twenty for me.
Let me explain.
Let me explain.
Let me put it this way...
Liar!
Lies do not become us.
Life is pain, Highness.
Life isn't always fair.
Listen. Do you hear?
Look who knows so much, huh?
Look, I'm retired. And besides...
Look! He's right on top of us!
Make it as tight as you like.
Making sure nobody's following us.
Man and wife! Say man and wife!
Man and wife.
Many of the thieves will resist.
Marriage is what brings us together... today.
Marriage is what brings us together... today.
Marriage...
Marriage...
May I live a thousand years and never hunt again.
Maybe he won't.
Maybe I could come up with something, but this...
Maybe I was a little bit concerned...
Maybe you could come over...
Mom, can't you tell him that I'm sick?
More pursuit than study lately.
Move it!
Move? You're alive.
Murdered by pirates is good!
Murdered these twenty years.
Mutton, lettuce, and tomato sandwich...
My brains, his steel...
My deep and abiding interest in pain.
My dulcet darling!
My father refused.
My father was slaughtered by a six fingered man.
My father's final words were...
My father's final words were...
My father's soul will be at peace.
My God, he's climbing.
My goodness, I did.
My heart made that sound when Rugen slaughtered my father.
My men are here.
My name is Inigo Montoya.
My name is Inigo Montoya.
My name is Inigo Montoya.
My people, the princess Buttercup!
My people...
My princess must be safe.
My spy network has heard no such news.
My sweet Westley.
My way is not very sportsmanlike.
My wedding to arrange, my wife to murder...
My Westley will always come for me.
My Westley will save me.
Naturally, but I find that Thibault cancels out Capo Ferro.
Naturally. You must expect me to attack with Capo Ferro.
Next your nose.
No bribe attempts or blubbering.
No good.
No matter what the storybooks say.
No more rhymes, now. I mean it!
No one in Guilder knows what we've done...
No one of consequence.
No tricks, no weapons. Skill against skill alone.
No, there is too much. Let me sum up.
No, we have already succeeded.
No. I'm OK.
No. It's just they're terribly comfortable.
No. Not Vizzini.
No. You could read a little bit more, if you want.
Nobody. Nobody kills him.
Nonsense! You only say that because no one ever has.
Not one couple in a century has that chance...
Not remotely...
Not to fifty!
Not to mention that pirates are not known as men of their words.
Not with a thousand bloodhounds...
Not with a thousand swords.
Nothing comes to mind.
Nothing you can say will upset me.
Now I think you ought to go to sleep.
Now our misery can end.
Now that it's over...
Now, all dead... well, with all dead...
Now, get it right!
Now, mostly dead is slightly alive.
Now, was that so terrible?
Now, where is that secret knot?
Of all the necks on this boat, Highness...
Of course you will.
Of course.
Of course.
Of the great Prince Humperdinck's bride to be.
Offer me everything I ask for.
Offer me money.
Oh, no. No, please.
Oh, Westley, darling!
On how the Machine makes you feel.
On that sundown, I shall marry a lady...
On the day of the wedding...
On the high seas, your ship attacked.
On the subject.
Once Guilder is blamed...
Once I do, how do I find you again?
Once I find you again, how do we escape?
Once the crew believed, he left the ship...
Once the horse reaches the castle...
Once we're out of sight, take him back to Florin...
Once word leaks out that a pirate has gone soft...
One thing I will say...
One, the flame spurt. No problem.
Only compared to some.
Only Fezzik is strong enough to go up our way.
Only the prince, the count, and I...
Only the princess matters.
Only to fail now?
Open his mouth.
Or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead?
Or find something useful to do.
Our country will have its 500th anniversary.
Out for a pleasure cruise at night...
Out of curiosity, why do you ask?
Over the albino, I think.
Pass that, Grandpa. You read it already.
Patience.
Perhaps I have the strength after all.
Perhaps not.
Pick up one of those rocks, get behind the boulder.
Please believe I will be dead by morning.
Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.
Please open his mouth.
Please understand, I hold you in the highest respect.
Please.
Poor and perfect with eyes like the sea after a storm.
Power, too, promise me that.
Prepare to die!
Prepare to die.
Prepare to die.
Probably he means no... harm.
Promise to return him to his ship.
Put her down. Just put her down!
Queen Buttercup!
Really?
Right, right. Sorry.
Rise and report.
Roberts had grown so rich, he wanted to retire...
Rodents of Unusual Size?
Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck!
Sail on!
See? Didn't I say she'd never marry that rotten Humperdinck?
Shall we track them both?
She did not love him.
She doesn't get eaten by the eels at this time.
She doesn't marry Humperdinck. She marries Westley.
She is alive, or was an hour ago.
She kissed me!
She truly loved him back.
She was frightened...
She was in the water, the eel was coming after her...
She went into her room and shut the door...
She will not be murdered.
She's been like that ever since the Fire Swamp.
Should I be?
Shut up! Wait a minute.
Simply incredible.
Since he's been marauding twenty years...
Since I am only waiting around to kill you.
Since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
Since the invention of the kiss...
Singed a bit, were you?
Sir?
Sire.
Sit down. I'm all right.
Sixty five.
Skip on to the Fire Swamp. That sounded good.
Skip to the end.
Slow going?
So all we have to do is get in, break up the wedding...
So be honest.
So did Vizzini.
So every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness...
So he took me to his cabin and told me his secret.
So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
So I think no man in a century...
So I took them with me in case we ever bumped into each other.
So I want you to be totally honest with me...
So in the future, we can avoid that, too.
So it's to be torture.
So let's just start with what we have.
So long.
So naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel.
So now, where were we here?
So the next time we meet, I will not fail.
So treasure your love.
So we sailed ashore, took on an entirely new crew.
So what happens now?
So whenever you feel like dying, feel free to visit.
So you could have put the poison in your own goblet...
So you were probably playing cards, and he cheated...
So you would have put the poison...
So, it is down to you, and it is down to me.
Somebody's got to do it.
Someday you may not mind so much.
Someone has beaten the giant.
Someone was looking for you.
Somewhere...
Sorry, Father.
Sportsmanlike.
Stand your ground, men!
Stay where you are!
Steal the princess, make our escape...
Stop doing that!
Stop saying that!
Strange wedding.
Surrender!
Takes no survivors.
Tell me truly. When you found out he was gone...
Tell me.
Than a killer like yourself could ever dream.
Than when you only...
Thank you for everything.
Thank you very much. That's very nice of you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. I've worked hard to become so.
That blessed arrangement...
That does put a damper on our relationship.
That doesn't leave much time for dilly dallying.
That doesn't make you happy?
That doesn't sound too bad.
That dream within a dream...
That is a noble cause.
That is all you ever need know.
That is only because you are the slimiest weakling...
That is the sound of ultimate suffering.
That is what "to the pain" means.
That is why I'm still alive.
That may be the first time in my life...
That she would grow to love him...
That should please you.
That Vizzini, he can... fuss.
That was a warning, Highness.
That when he was saying, "As you wish"...
That would be inconceivable.
That's a miracle pill?
That's all you can think to say, gently?
That's enough!
That's it?
That's very comforting, but I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.
That's wonderful!
The body?
The brute squad had their hands full...
The chains are far too thick.
The chocolate coating makes it go down easier...
The Cliffs of Insanity!
The country across the sea, the sworn enemy of Florin.
The Dread Pirate Roberts...
The Dread Pirate Roberts...
The Dread Pirate Roberts...
The eel doesn't get her.
The eel started to charge her, and then...
The end.
The fabric will make the prince suspect...
The fire swamp certainly does keep you on your toes.
The gate has but one key...
The king died that very night...
The loser is nothing.
The loser ran off alone...
The man in black will come running around the bend.
The man in black?
The minute his head is in view, hit it with the rock!
The most famous is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia."
The most pure.
The nation will be truly outraged.
The next thing you lose will be your left eye, then your right.
The next time, my hand flies on its own.
The one you should be worrying about is your own.
The only joy she found was in her daily ride.
The only way in is secret.
The Pit of Despair.
The prince and count insist on everyone being healthy...
The prince gave orders.
The prince will see you all hanged.
The Queen of Filth!
The Queen of Putrescence!
The right to choose his bride...
The six fingered man leave me alive...
The six fingered man returned and demanded it...
The six fingered man slashed him through the heart.
The six fingered man.
The sot has spoken!
Then again...
Then he explained the name was the important thing...
Then he spoke of a girl...
Then I'm here till I die?
Then love...
Then there will be no one to hear you scream.
Then we will simply alert him.
Then why are you smiling?
Then why bother curing me?
Then why is there fear behind your eyes?
Then you're not married.
Then your hands at the wrists...
There have been five kisses...
There is but one working castle gate.
There is no greater hunter than Prince Humperdinck.
There is nothing nearby, not for miles.
There may be problems once we're inside.
There was...
There we cannot help you.
There will be blood tonight!
There will be great suffering in Guilder if she dies.
There will be no arrangement, and you're killing her.
There will never be a need.
There you are.
There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead.
There's a popping sound preceding each.
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world.
There's not a lot of money in revenge.
There's nothing to explain.
There's something I ought to tell you.
There's usually only one thing that you can do.
They always grow louder...
They are headed dead into the Fire Swamp.
They rode to freedom.
They were both masters.
They were both poisoned.
They would have killed Westley if I hadn't done it.
They'll demand we go to war.
They're kissing again.
They're so perky. I love that.
They've disappeared.
Think it'll work?
Thirty men guard the castle gate.
This being our first try, I'll use the lowest setting.
This is a special book.
This is Buttercup's true love.
This is noble, sir.
This is true love.
This is where I am, and this is where I'll stay.
This is where we got the job, so it's the beginning.
This one left them all behind.
This time, as their queen.
This time, as their queen."
This will all soon be but a happy memory...
This would be, what, five years ago?
Those are the shrieking eels.
Three years he said that.
Through eel infested waters.
Throw me the rope.
Tie him up.
Till they kill you, yeah.
Tilt his head back.
To the death?
To the death.
To the pain means the first thing you lose...
Tomorrow morning, your men will escort us to Florin Channel...
Tonight, we marry.
Too soon, my angel.
Tr u u ue lo o o ove.
True love is the greatest thing in the world...
True love saved her in the Fire Swamp...
True love. You heard him?
True love...
True, but that's hardly common knowledge, is it?
True.
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Trusting on your strength to save you...
Try ruling the world sometime.
Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work...
Unemployed in Greenland?
Unless I'm wrong, and I am never wrong...
Up! Up! Up!
Very well. I accept.
Wait. Just wait.
Wait. We'll wait until you're ready.
Wait. What did Fezzik mean, "He's dead"?
Waits to accompany us on our honeymoon.
Wallowing in freakish misery forever.
Was filled as never before to hear the announcement...
Was filled as never before to hear the announcement...
We are but poor, lost circus performers.
We can all relax. It's almost over.
We can avoid that.
We can live there quite happily for some time...
We can't wait. The wedding's in half an hour.
We did it.
We face each other as God intended.
We had Miracle Max make a pill to bring you back.
We know the secrets of the Fire Swamp.
We may as well die here.
We Montoyas have never taken defeat easily.
We must all be ready for whatever lies ahead.
We must get you to your ship.
We must strike in the hustle and bustle beforehand.
We need a miracle. It's very important.
We sort of skipped that part.
We sort of skipped that part.
We'll have to force feed him.
We'll head straight for the Guilder frontier.
We'll never succeed.
We'll never survive.
We'll reach the cliffs by dawn.
We'll run up the white flag and deliver your message.
We're closed!
We're in a terrible rush.
We're safe.
We've got him.
Well spoken, sir.
Well, now, that was an adventure.
Well, really, that's all this is.
Well, you give him some trouble.
Well...
Were you burned with acid or something like that?
Westley and Buttercup raced along the ravine floor.
Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love...
Westley didn't reach his destination.
Westley to his ship?
Westley will come for me, anyway.
Westley, what about the R.O.U.S.ís?
Westley, why won't you hold me?
Westley, will you ever forgive me?
Westley's got his strength back.
Westley's only faking... right?
What are our liabilities?
What did this do to you? Tell me.
What do I do?
What happens to her is not truly your concern!
What have I done?
What he meant was, "I love you."
What hideous sin have you committed lately?
What I told you before about saying please was true.
What I wouldn't give for a holocaust cloak.
What if something happens to you?
What is it?
What is that you're ripping?
What is that?
What is this? Are you trying to trick me?
What was that for?
What you got here that's worth living for?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Go on.
What? Humperdinck? Humperdinck. Humperdinck. Humperdinck.
What? What?
What? What?
What's so funny?
What's so important?
What's that?
What's the difference?
Whatever happens to us...
Whatever you ask for ransom, you'll get it. I promise you.
When a job went wrong, you went back to the beginning.
When does it get good?
When he finds her body dead on the Guilder frontier...
When I found you, you were so slobbering drunk...
When I strangle her on our wedding night.
When I was strong enough...
When I was your age, television was called books.
When the six fingered man appeared...
When they're about to feed on human flesh.
When you're fighting half a dozen people...
Where am I?
Where did we put the wheelbarrow the albino had?
Where every ship in my armada...
Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.
Where is that written?
Where is the man in black?
Where is this Rugen now so I may kill him?
Where's Buttercup?
Where's Fezzik?
Whether I am or not, you've been more than fair.
Which I have.
Which means you're exceptionally strong...
Which might account for his panicking into error.
Which way's my way?
While the winner... followed those footprints toward Guilder.
While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut...
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?
Who else has the cause for ultimate suffering?
Who gets Humperdinck?
Who kills Prince Humperdinck at the end?
Who never left captives alive.
Who says life is fair?
Who was once a commoner like yourselves...
Who was this love of yours?
Who won? How did it end?
Who worked for the king all those years?
Who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's?
Who's Guilder?
Whoever he is, he's too late. See?
Why am I on this wall?
Why are you doing that?
Why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?
Why didn't you wait for me?
Why do you do this?
Why does Westley need helping?
Why is that, do you think?
Why loose your venom on me?
Why not? You can't hurt me.
Why should that make such a... Oof! Difference?
Why won't my arms move?
Why would you want someone the king's stinking son fired?
Why'd you say that name?
Will be your feet below the ankles...
Will be yours to cherish.
Will echo in your perfect ears.
Will follow you...
Will suffer as greatly as you will.
Will this do?
Will you promise not to hurt him?!
With a heart full of fear.
With a long and glorious tradition.
With pride. What can I do for you?
Without a word...
Would reach for what he was given.
Would you like to meet her?
Wouldn't you agree, Your Highness?
Wrong! Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why...
Yeah, it's really good.
Yellin.
Yes, Australia. You must have suspected...
Yes, I am a silly girl...
Yes, of course.
Yes, yes, some of the time.
Yes, you're very smart. Shut up.
Yes... a very strange wedding.
You admit to me you do not love your fiancÈ.
You are sure nobody's following us?
You are the brute squad.
You are using Bonetti's defense against me?
You are wonderful!
You be careful.
You brute, come here!
You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.
You can die, too, for all I care!
You carry her.
You could lower a rope or a tree branch...
You could not ask for a more noble cause than that.
You couldn't buy brandy!
You did something right.
You don't believe me?
You don't look so good.
You don't smell so good, either.
You feeling any better?
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders.
You fool!
You get there from this grove, yes?
You got money?
You guessed wrong.
You had love in your hands, and you gave it up!
You have a great gift for rhyme.
You have six fingers on your right hand.
You hippopotamic land mass!
You just shook your head!
You just wiggled your finger!
You keep using that word.
You killed my father!
You killed my father.
You killed my father.
You killed my father.
You killed my father. Prepare to die.
You killed my love.
You know what a hurry we're in.
You know...
You mean he wins?
You mean this gate key?
You mean you wish to surrender to me?
You mock my pain.
You mocked me once. Never do it again!
You must be that little Spanish brat...
You must be very brave...
You never had it so good.
You never said anything about killing anyone.
You never sent the ships.
You only think I guessed wrong. That's what's so funny!
You promised me that you would never say that name!
You read that wrong.
You returned this...
You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.
You see, I cannot find him.
You see, no one would surrender to the Dread Pirate Westley.
You seem a decent fellow. I hate to die.
You surely are a meanie.
You survived the Fire Swamp.
You told me to go back to the beginning, so I have.
You truly love each other...
You use different moves...
You want me to read this or not?
You warthog faced buffoon.
You were dead.
You were not hired for your brains...
You were supposed to be this colossus...
You were supposed to be this colossus...
You were this great legendary thing...
You will be caught, and when you are...
You will reach the top alive.
You would have counted on it...
You write four copies of a letter.
You?
You'd like to think that, wouldn't you?
You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.
You'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword...
You're a silly girl.
You're amazing.
You're just stalling now.
You're quick!
You're ready, then?
You're sick. I'll humor you.
You're sick. That's why he's here.
You're the Dread Pirate Roberts. Admit it.
You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen.
You're trying to trick me into giving away something.
You've beaten my giant...
You've been mostly dead all day.
You've been very sick...
You've done nothing but study swordplay?
You've got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance.
You've made your decision, then?
Your brains, Fezzik's strength, my steel.
Your cruelty reveals everything.
Your enduring faithfulness.
Your first story was better. Where's that bellows?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Your Majesties.
Your pig fiancÈ is too late.
Your princess is really quite a winning creature.
Your true love lives, and you marry another!
A book? That's right.
An hour. A good hour. Yeah, an hour.
I know where the poison is. Then make your choice.
Inigo. What?
Let's go. Where?
Nobody's hearing nothing! Humperdinck!
Now? Light him.
Now? Not yet.
Rest, Highness. I know who you are.
Shall I dispatch him for you? Thank you, but no.
Sorry. Thank you.
What is it? Open it up.
What was that? What was that?
Where did you get that? At Miracle Max's.
Yes. Morons.
...and do you, Princess Buttercup...
"and living like a king." Thank you.
"and tormenting the farm boy that worked there.
"As you wish" was all he ever said to her.
"At noon, she met her subjects again...
"Buttercup was raised on a small farm...
"by S. Morgenstern.
"by S. Morgenstern.
"Chapter One.
"Do you know what that sound is, Highness?
"Good night, Westley, good work. Sleep well.
"Hello.
"Her favorite pastimes were riding her horse...
"His name was Cumberbund.
"I am not the Dread Pirate Roberts," he said.
"I inherited the ship from the previous Roberts...
"I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
"I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
"in the country of Florin.
"just as you will inherit it from me.
"Love her as I loved her, and there will be joy."
"My name is Inigo Montoya.
"My name is Ryan.
"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!"
"Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure...
"Prepare to die."
"so he packed his few belongings and left the farm...
"The man I inherited it from wasn't the real Roberts, either.
"The Princess Bride...
"The real Roberts has been retired fifteen years...
"Those are the shrieking eels."
"to seek his fortune across the sea."
"True love," he replied.
"Westley had no money for marriage...
"You can try it for tonight.
"You killed my father.
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