A powerful conjure...
Actually, I work here. But probably not for long if I don't hurry.
Ain't none of my business.
Ain't nothing happening.
Ain't this a bitch? Let's get him.
Ain't this a bitch? Where the hell is he taking us?
All right, get the box.
All right, here we go
All right, let's do the chicken.
All right, let's get him out.
All right, number one hundred sixteen.
All right! Hold tight.
All right.
All right. Come on.
All right. To reverse a spell on someone you have to find out who cast it.
All the way in. There.
All we need to do is tap into the computer at work.
Am I a genius, or what?
Am I the only one alive who was not in the conga line?
And one hundred seventeen.
And the "T," yeah, on the right side.
And this.
And two, we were fired today.
And, frankly, I don't think our bonding company would cover you.
Anybody with half a brain could have figured it out.
Are you crazy? This is the most expensive restaurant in New York.
Are you enjoying your visit?
Arthur? Richard Parker.
As a doorknob.
As salamo 'alaikum and shalom and everything.
Ask no questions, tell no consequences.
At least we got to see the carnival.
Baby, where you going?
Back up, back up!
Bail out!
Be back in five.
Be cool.
Because you're going to find it difficult to find employment with this scandal...
Bernie does indeed have a safe deposit box.
Bernie's paying. Right, amigo? Look at this.
Besides, we have a little shopping to do before the....
Bet you didn't know I spoke so much French. Parlez vous?
Better call the coroner. This one's dead.
Big boned sister.
Breathe! Richard, you spit on me!
Brenda, get over here!
Bring me the map, you live.
But ask them what they were doing at the bank with Bernie.
But fine. If you can't do it, that is fine. I understand.
But I need the blood of a virgin.
But there's always room for Jell O.
But they're probably going to want to see Bernie sign his own name.
But you were supposed to be here guarding Bernie.
But you're the bravest guy I've ever met. I mean that, I really do.
By the way, did I neglect to introduce you to the crew?
By the way, just out of curiosity, how did you happen to meet old Bern?
Bye bye.
C'est la vie
Can I get a PBA card?
Can you hurry it up? I'm sinking faster than the sun.
Can't think of anything.
Careful, you haven't swum in a while.
Cast spells....
Check this sap out.
Chips.
Coast is clear. Get a taxi.
Cock a doodle doo.
Come back here!
Come here!
Come on, B, get in there!
Come on, baby.
Come on, buddy.
Come on, buddy. You're gonna make it. I know. It's a beauty, isn't it?
Come on, horse, giddyup here! They've got a dead man.
Come on, I got a really bad headache and I really don't.... He's not in the fridge?
Come on, put your hands behind your back!
Come on, Richard!
Come on, we got the Mobu manual, we just start from square "A".
Come on! Let's get him.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come see the Colonel, baby.
Conga line? You didn't happen to see him in the conga line?
Could you ask him? It's awful important.
Could you help us?
Credit card scam. Robbery. Accessory to murder.
Damn.
Did I tell you those little paper bags would be handy?
Did you do the "X" on the left side of the potion?
Didn't you say something about reversing the conjure...
Do me a favor, blow me.
Do what you need to do, but not in front of me.
Do you have a pen? Thank you. I was very close.
Do you like it?
Do you think you could put him back now? Please?
Do you?
Doc, come on in here.
Doc, I told you, look at him, he's running down the road.
Doc, maybe you better come along with us. This guy is nuts!
Doc!
Don't be putting that on me, I ain't got nothing to do with it.
Don't cuss at me in no foreign tongue. You got something to say, say it.
Don't forget to breathe, buddy.
Don't get depressed. You still got hours to live.
Don't go back to your offices. And don't try to take any papers with you.
Don't panic. Just be cool.
Don't try and get out of it, you were irresponsible.
Don't worry, I got it down cold.
Don't worry.
Don't you read the Post?
Don't you think if housekeeping found a dead man we'd have heard about it?
Down in front, you're blocking the view!
Down there.
Downwind!
Draw a chalk circle on the ground: "A."
Easy. Under there. Slide it under.
Eat the fruit. It's vitamin C.
Enjoy your visit to the island.
Every Labor Day it's the same thing over and over again.
Everybody see that? Isn't that beautiful?
Everybody, duck!
Everything's all set. Except for baby needs a new pair of shoes.
Excellent. Because I saw this hat I wanna get. It's pretty cool.
Excuse me, could you folks scoot over a little bit?
Excuse me!
Excuse me? Hi. I hate to bug you.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Hi, Bernie Lomax.
Excuse me. Where do you think you're going?
Excuse me. Would you stop the sub? I wanna get out!
First, it's illegal.
Five gold ones in there.
Follow my conjure precisely for the magic to work.
For instance, if I never wanted you to come back here...
Forgery. Fraud. Breaking and entering.
Forget about work for a while and try and relax.
Forget me? Brenda, sit down.
Freeze!
Freeze! All right, hold it right there!
From this moment forth we do just what we want...
Fruit.
Get him in.
Get off! We're trying to fight.
Get serious. Now we're fifty feet underwater.
Get the box and don't touch nothing.
Get your hands off me!
Giddyup.
Give me the key. Johnny, is it?
Give me your head for a second.
Go right ahead.
Go to New York.
Go!
Good bye. I'm dead.
Good job.
Good point.
Good stuff.
Good thing it's not winter. The sun would be down by now. You'd be dead.
Good.
Got it. We're okay. We're okay. We're not okay.
G****s.
Guess I'll just walk home.
Hang on.
Have a good time. I did.
Haven't you got a key?
He can't hear the music under the water.
He says she's very powerful. He's done a lot of research.
He still won't let go. How we gonna get the money to the Mobu?
He wasn't my friend. Lomax tried to kill us.
He'll lead us to the money. We've got to follow him.
He'll lead you to where he has hidden the cartel's money.
He's a great dancer, good bye.
He's a great dancer. So what? I can bench press a Buick.
He's a wonderful listener.
He's a zombie. Don't worry about it, we'll explain later!
He's doing good. He's doing good. Go, B.
He's doing it again.
He's going in the water.
He's gone.
He's grumpy in the morning, you don't wanna deal with that.
He's moving. How's he doing it? He's standing up!
He's right out there in the red jeep.
He's so great. He didn't even try to come on to me.
He's very graceful. And brave.
Hell of a house, though. He had a heated pool on the beach.
Hello, ladies.
Hello. Mister? Yo!
Henry, we need a live bird.
Her name sounds like some kind of damn car wax. Mobu!
Here he goes.
Here he is.
Here they are, sir.
Here's $20. When I'm halfway up the steps, ping the pedal.
Hey, wait up.
Hi.
His death certificate. From the New York authorities.
Honey, have you got the map?
How are we going to get access to the computer?
How did I know someone was gonna kill him?
How do you feel?
How do you like that? What kind of idiots would steal a dead body?
How do you think I paid for these gems? Look at this.
How does it work?
How does Monte Carlo sound to you this time of year?
How is he moving?
How're you doing? I was waiting outside. I don't know, a half an hour?
I ain't got your chicken bones.
I ain't joking. Look at him, he's dying. I believe.
I appreciate it.
I believe.
I can't, but my father's very interested in black magic. I could ask
I don't buy it.
I don't buy their story. They know where the money is.
I don't care. I just saw a dead man I know...
I don't know, but doesn't she have some kind of power over us?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. Find a nice quiet spot to do the do, you know?
I don't know. Got to be the Mobu, man.
I don't know. He keeps trying to go someplace.
I don't know. He went crazy down there! He kept trying to open
I don't suppose you could hurry up? We'll be late for work.
I don't think so.
I don't want to sign them. You must sign them.
I found this in Bernie's wallet.
I got all of it. Don't you worry!
I gotta hold him here.
I have another way.
I have my doubts about this whole thing.
I have three job interviews in the morning and I'd like to go back to sleep.
I hope so, for your sake.
I hope that tooth gets better.
I just have this one case.
I know him. What's wrong with you guys?
I know, but I just wanna get this over with.
I like this island.
I like this shirt. I was wrong. You've got good taste.
I only have the ones I'm wearing. You can forget about that.
I practiced his signature. Got it down cold. I got extra.
I put a little something extra on there for you, sir.
I should have known.
I suppose he was in a different conga line.
I tell you what. You break in. You enjoy yourself. You go to jail.
I thought I did pretty well for my first plane trip.
I thought your friend said there was a party tonight?
I told you, we're gonna make it. You're gonna be fine.
I walk all my dates to the door. Let me tell the taxi driver, I'll be one minute.
I wanna talk. You're fun.
I want to welcome you all to St. Thomas.
I was here all night. I left for a couple of minutes to go conga dancing.
I was irresponsible? I was here all night trying to find a way to get our jobs back!
I was not the one who was out conga dancing all night.
I won't touch him. They're my clothes.
I wonder if this'll work on Elvis?
I wonder what's in there?
I wonder why he can only move when the music's playing?
I'd get some rest, if I were you.
I'd settle for an office with my very own door.
I'll be pissed off if I miss carnival, that's all I know.
I'll nail them.
I'll tell you what.
I'm going to have a heart attack now. I'm going to sit down.
I'm gonna nail those two little shits.
I'm gonna put you wise guys in jail for twenty four hours.
I'm home.
I'm just being curious, but what were you doing there?
I'm just curious, why didn't you go to someone besides Bernie Lomax?
I'm not crazy! Lomax is down there! I can....
I'm really sorry, you know? He does that to everybody.
I'm sorry, I can't. I just can't do it. It's not right.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I don't feel good about it.
I'm willing to beg on my hands and knees. I just want my door!
I'm willing to bet you that's the $2 million that Lomax stole.
I'm with you for a few days. I'll see you around.
I've a stock holder's meeting in two weeks...
I've got Bernie's license. How hard can this be?
I've heard enough.
I've seen my share of dead people today.
Idea!
If I sign this, does that obligate me to pay for his funeral?
If I'm gonna put them on him, you're gonna use your clothes.
If you called me in the middle of the night to loan you money
If you don't, you're gonna get a nervous breakdown.
If you kill them, we both lose.
If you look on the left there, you'll see the botanical garden...
If you look to port side, I believe that's the left side for you landlubbers...
If you look up "irresponsibility," there's a picture of your head lying next to it.
In a very narrow sense of the word, that's true.
In the conga line.
In the house. From New York.
Is it great, or what?
Is that Oprah?
Is that so?
Is this place glorious, or what? Come on out here.
Is this the bus to the hotel? We got these bags.
Isn't that the girl from last night?
It beats losing a whole $1 million.
It doesn't belong to anybody.
It was great. Yeah.
It was there to be claimed and so Larry claimed it.
It's 2:30 in the morning.
It's a fact, Jack.
It's a key to a safety deposit box in St. Thomas.
It's a problem but don't worry, I've got a plan.
It's clear, come on. Get the gurney.
It's got this red band with a feather on it. I thought I'd pick it up.
It's got to hold $2 million. You open her up.
It's like the Mobu said. He's leading us to the money.
It's like this off shore money laundering. It's like that Vesco guy, Michael Milken.
It's not fair. I don't understand why I can't drive.
It's noted as a personal entry account.
It's obviously a map. All we've got to do is figure it out.
It's paradise.
It's possible, but you have to believe in the magic in order for it to work.
It's working.
Just around the bend.
Just cut it out, you big bully! Get out of here!
Just dig a hole and throw dirt on me.
Just fine.
Just hold onto him. Tight.
Just put your left hand through. That's it.
Just relax. The guy thinks he's my uncle.
Just take it easy. Take it easy.
Just twist the knife a little deeper, why don't you?
Kidnapping a dead man. Losing a dead man.
Knowledge is power.
Larry Wilson. Really it was nothing.
Let me get that for you. I'll get it. You got it.
Let me help you up. You poor baby. He won't bother you anymore.
Let's get him in the back.
Let's go on in. Way to go, Beester.
Let's go through the checklist.
Let's have lunch and some of those conch fritters you like.
Let's just figure this out here.
Let's see what we have.
Listen, better hold onto him.
Look around you.
Look at him go, he's like a bug!
Look at that island mama. She is fine.
Look at that son of a bitch.
Look at that. I think that's their car.
Look, from right now we are in control of our own destiny.
Look, I don't know what any of those things are and neither do you.
Look!
Looking good. Got a lot of work in here.
Make that two.
May I see the fax?
Maybe he has claustrophobia. The sub might have set it off.
Maybe it's one of those above ground Caribbean cemeteries.
Mobu ain't got no power. Let me check our manual again.
Mobu lady, we held up our end.
Money!
My box! He got my box! Stop, thief!
My friend is really sick. He's in big trouble.
My name is Richard. I'm a good friend of Larry's.
Nice to meet you. So, are you staying here, Claudia?
No way! Absolutely not! I don't want to have any part of this.
No, he's not.
No, he's very, very shy.
No, I didn't.
No, I left it with my father. He's gonna look at it after surgery.
No, I'll just kind of leave it here for a second.
No, it doesn't, but these are definitely voodoo symbols.
No, it's really not necessary.
No, just wait right here. I'll get my keys and I'll drive you.
No, thank you. No, let me walk you to the door, please.
No, that's definitely out. That ain't gonna work.
No, you were conga dancing!
No, you're not!
No! It's like Ripley's here.
No.
No. It's just for his personal effects.
None that's gonna admit to him, anyway.
Not fair? Why did I let you talk me into coming on these schemes?
Now what are we gonna do?
Now what are we gonna do?
Now, as we continue to move out further over the coral reef...
Now, just hear me out.
Now, stand back.
Now, there's a code on the thing.
Of course, look it's right here.
Off.
Oh, my God, we're going to break in, aren't we?
Oh, my God. Look at the tits on that one.
Ok. So I'll have to do the little computer thing.
Okay, here we go. We're almost set. We're almost home, baby.
Okay, I'll wait right here.
Okay, this is the beauty part.
Okay. Headphones go on the head, thingamabob goes on the belt.
Okay. Maybe we can catch my father before he leaves the hospital.
Okay. This is why you woke me up?
Okay. Wait, no. Come on. This way.
On.
Once you unleash the power of the spell it's placed back on the person who cast it.
One thing.
One, two, three.
Our dive site is located about five miles outside the harbor of Charlotte Amalie
Out.
Papa, he's a doctor, and interested in the occult.
Papa?
Parasailing? Bernie was parasailing?
Perhaps you're right. I haven't been sleeping well.
Piece of cake.
Put them in the back.
Raise this man from the dead.
Ready. One, two, three.
Really? I was the one zooming along. Wings up, flaps down. Whole nine yards.
Really? You really like it? Good. I got you one, too. Try it on.
Right here.
Right into here, like this here.
Ring him in with some candles:
Say, Holmes, where are they hiding the Scotch?
See the clerk at the front desk. Stay out of places where you don't belong.
She obviously wants you.
She put a spell on Richie, says he's gonna die.
She'll be out for hours.
Shut the door! What's wrong with you?
Shut the music off! Let's go!
Shut up.
Sign here.
Sign the card, please, Mr. Lomax.
Slow down!
Slow down. We've got plenty of time.
So what? The guy had no family.
So what? What are you gonna do?
So, come on, do you want to have dinner with me?
So, what are we gonna do now?
So, your daddy, he's a voodoo doctor? I see.
Stick him on the can. Let's start all over again.
Stop it! See, Arnold, he's not afraid of you!
Stop the train, man. Open the door!
Sure I can. 55 Harmony State.
Sure.
Sure. Actually I'm on break right now...
Swim with the fishes, you ugly bastard.
Take $20 for yourself, put it on the room.
Take him up.
Taxi!
Tell him that Brenda said good bye.
Thank you for a wonderful evening.
Thank you very much, that's all we'll be needing of you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you, Mr. Lomax. That's very generous.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. I'll just go to the vault and get your safety deposit box.
Thank you. It's not for me, though.
Thanks, buddy.
Thanks, buddy. Get the luggage, ok?
Thanks, that cheers me up.
That is a special shirt.
That presents a little problem.
That should cool you off.
That way she's gonna understand...
That's a problem.
That's Bernie Lomax. I'd recognize that smirk anywhere.
That's cute. Wake up, come on.
That's funny. We don't have a body in there.
That's it. I'm gonna deport this guy.
That's nice, that's really nice.
That's not fair.
That's not nice. He probably just tumbled right on out.
That's okay.
That's right, you were with Bernie Lomax...
That's what we need right there.
That's where the money is.
That's why he can only move when the music is playing.
That's wrong. He wasn't my friend, he was Richie's friend.
That's your department. I got nothing to do with that.
The bank will want to check Bernie's signature.
The banks don't open until 10:00 tomorrow. Come out. Take a look.
The beauty part of the whole thing...
The bodies keep piling up and piling up. Big bodies, little bodies....
The money!
The only one who can get in is Bernie Lomax and he's dead now.
The potion, the goat urine and the goat blood.
The quicker we do it, the quicker we get back to the island.
The sun doesn't go down for ages.
The things I've got to deal with! I did everything according to Mobu's manual.
The white boys.
The whole $2 million. It's all here! For you, buddy!
Then he tried to have us framed for what he was stealing.
Then Mr. Lomax invited us to his beach house to discuss the matter.
There are wheels on that.
There is one way.
There we go. Now, we're into the bone tossing thing.
There you go. It's okay, let's walk together.
There's a thousand of them on the island.
There's music playing.
There's nothing to buy. It's the truth.
There's things I gotta do before we go to the bank.
They say that's the last person who doubted the Mobu's power.
They were around here a minute ago. Just....
They're getting him ready to bury him.
Things have been going badly at work. I'm feeling some pressure.
This guy, too.
This is Arthur Hummel...
This is getting deep.
This is nice.
This is usually done by a mobu.
This is your fault, you think of something for a change.
Those guys said he'd move when music is playing.
Three, please.
Time's up.
To us.
Turn it on.
Twice. He was going to lead you to the money.
Two guys, they're taking Bernie.
Very nice. I know you got it down cold.
Very simpatico, in Bernie's case. You know what I mean?
Voodoo, hoodoo. I told you.
Wait a minute, I know this guy.
Wait for me! Help! Wait!
Wait.
Wait. Couldn't you just save the grave robbing for later?
Watch out for that branch.
We did that. I dropped a chicken on its feet.
We did!
We didn't do anything wrong.
We do, except for about $8,000 I had to pay off on Bernie's credit cards...
We don't wanna go home so soon, we just kinda got here.
We draw an "X" on the left side of the potion, and a "T" on the right side.
We go back to the morgue, we get the body, we go to St. Thomas...
We gonna take them to the Mobu, let them explain to her.
We got a big raise today. Promotion day.
We got our story all straight and everything?
We got the money, give him his life back. Hurry up!
We had a fishing accident.
We have no idea what it means. Does it make any sense to you?
We just need a ride. Can you please wait? We'll only be one minute.
We just tell him we're here to claim the body...
We lit one hundred seventeen candles. They are burning.
We lost him.
We messed with the bones and that fooled with the conjuring...
We needed him to get into the safety deposit box.
We should meet in an hour in the lobby.
We used the pigeon when we should have used the chicken.
We were just sleeping.
We were kidnapped, taken up to that Mobu chick.
We were there the whole weekend. It's awful. A tragic story.
We'd better finish this game.
We'll do that. You have a nice lunch.
We'll just go to jail for some crime you didn't commit.
We're almost there.
We're back from picking up after that gas barbecue explosion.
We're going in the woods!
We're going to jail anyway. Once the credit card companies catch up.
We're here.
We're home.
We're into the chicken now. We're almost home.
We're not gonna make it!
We're not here on vacation. We've got work to do.
We're not okay.
We're stealing shoes off a dead man. We're going to hell.
Welcome to our Atlantis submarine tour
Well, at least it's a chicken.
Weren't you just the least bit suspicious that your friend...
What am I doing, Richard?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? What's the matter with her?
What are you looking at? You got a problem?
What are you talking about, man? First of all that ain't no car, it's a jeep.
What do we got to be all afraid of this Mobu woman for?
What do you mean, "he's dead"?
What does it mean?
What happens when you change your mind?
What have you got in here, a body?
What was that? Yeah, go right ahead. Sure.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? No, you misunderstand.
What? Who?
What's going on here?
What's he doing?
What's the big emergency? Why did you call?
What's the damage, my new friend?
What's the matter with him?
What's up?
What's up?
Whatever.
Whatever.
Where are my chicken bones?
Where are we gonna find a live chicken here in New York City?
Where did you get this money?
Where have you been?
Where is he now?
Where'd he go? How the hell could he fall out of the car? This is ridiculous.
Where's he going?
Where's the liquor?
Who do you think you are? You always have to beat everybody up.
Why do you have to hit everybody?
Why don't you just forget about ever going back to New York City.
Why not?
Why would I have to guard a dead man stuck in a two foot refrigerator?
Will you be needing anything else, Mr. Lomax?
Wings up, flaps down. Yeah, right.
Working.
Would somebody please explain to me what's going on?
Would you look at the size of it?
Yeah, grab that arrow thing, honey.
Yeah, he's kind of shy, isn't he? He doesn't say a whole lot.
Yeah, I believe. If it helps me figure out this map, I believe.
Yeah, I bet.
Yeah, I didn't think we were gonna be the carnival.
Yeah, I got him.
Yeah, me and.... I don't know his name.
Yeah, right. Hey, wait a minute. Hold tight. Wait a second.
Yeah, that's what he told me.
Yeah, too stupid.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah. Got it.
Yes, naturally we also assumed it was an error.
Yes, Officer, we learned our lesson. We'll never break the law again.
Yes.
Yes. A few days earlier we had uncovered some duplicate policies.
You all right? I'll take care of you.
You are getting a door.
You are in the power of the Mobu.
You are in the power of the Mobu.
You are in the power of the voodoo.
You boys are lucky
You can do that, I've seen you do something like that before.
You did very well.
You did.
You do know him. Anyway, we found this map.
You don't have a license.
You got him?
You got your door!
You have $1 million in here?
You have better penmanship than I do.
You just drive on the right. It's not a big deal.
You know, for a dead man he's very buoyant.
You know, for keeping yourself a virgin for me.
You know, science.
You know, the $2 million that Hummel was looking for that Bern stole?
You know, you guys really live in a nice chapeau here.
You must be loaded.
You must have been mistaken.
You need an aerobic workout. Get those endorphins kicking in.
You only got to tell me once!
You saw the Mobu?
You still wear pajamas.
You sure they're guilty? They look kinda stupid.
You understand what we're gonna say?
You want us to sneak into a bank in St. Thomas?
You went conga dancing?
You were with Bernie last night?
You will need this.
You won't be embarrassed.
You'll receive two weeks severance.
You're chilly.
You're so sick and repulsive. Only you would think....
You're starting to freak me out, man.
You're the ones that discovered Lomax's theft from the company.
You're using Bernie's credit card.
You're welcome!
You've got that right.
You've seen the last of me. And I've seen the last of him.
Your mother doesn't like you getting the sheets all sweaty.
Your uncle?
55 Harmony Estate. Can you remember that?
"Get up "Get on up
"Get up "Get on up
"Get up "Get on up
A what? A mobu. A priestess of black magic.
A what? Personal entry account.
After you. Hello.
Ain't this a bitch? Dead.
Am I dead yet? No, you're okay.
And now the key, please. You have the key, don't you?
And so we can't get in? No. What?
Are these yours? You pervert!
Are you interested in this at all? I'm very interested. I'm sorry.
Are you sure? Yes, that's him.
Are you? Yeah.
Aren't we in enough trouble already? No, we aren't.
Bernie was conga dancing last night? Yeah.
Bernie. Bernie.
Body? No! Why would we have He's kidding.
Bring him up. Thank you.
Bye. Bye bye.
C'est la vie Say what?
Can I get one for the road there? Sorry, our cooler is locked up.
Can I walk with you? Get back here!
Can we talk about something else, please? Sure.
Cash. All right, we'll pay cash.
Check it out. How did he get here?
Come on, give me a hand. You're doing fine by yourself.
Come on. All you ever want to do is eat. Come on, I'm on vacation.
Did you find it? No.
Did you, you know? Yeah.
Did you.... You're in my bed.
Discuss it. That's what Larry told me.
Do something! I'm....
Do you have the time? Get out of the way!
Do you mind? I'm using it.
Do you need us anymore? I've got some papers here to sign.
Don't be pointin' at me. Point, point, point!
Don't get depressed. Jerks.
Don't move! You're under arrest. No, Officer, I don't....
Don't pay any attention to him. You're not going anywhere.
Don't wait up. Be nice.
Drink. I'd love to. You see, I just had lunch.
Drive safe, now. You all have a nice day.
Estate. Estate. Whatever, okay.
Excuse me. That's ok. I'm just here with my friend.
Find me a parking spot. Good, park.
Get those! Come on.
Give me the map. We don't have it.
Good date? You're right.
Good idea. You okay? Never been better.
Got your bag? Yes, I got the bag.
Guys! Our troubles are over!
He lost it, he lost it! Please.
He's been here before. Yeah, sure. Get some rest.
He's got papers for you to sign. Go ahead, sign them.
He's moving? I see that.
He's on. Do something. Should be working.
Hello. I'll handle this.
Hi, there. Hi.
Hold on. Which one do I push?
Housekeeping. Housekeeping?
How are you doing? Good.
How do I look to you? I don't feel good. You're just a little slow.
How many did you get? Three and a half.
How would you fellas like a margarita? On me!
How you doing? Fine, thank you, how are you?
How you feeling? Better than he is.
I feel so much better now. Come on, get up.
I got clothes for me, not for him. He's not my size.
I got it. Now give it to me.
I got it. One, two, three.
I knew you stole the $2 million. What are you doing here? Are you okay?
I mean, did you open the door? No!
I really don't feel so good. It's okay, we're almost there.
I set the alarm for Good for you.
I understand. You do?
I'll get the bag. All right, I'll get the car.
I'll get the tickets. All right.
I'll see you then. Okay.
I'm a little worried. About what?
I'm gonna take a lap or two. Help yourself.
I'm losing my hair? No, you're not losing your hair.
I'm not gonna dance, I wanna eat! Forget you!
I'm walking here! So am I!
In the fridge? Get him around the back.
Incidentally, you're seriously demented. Thank you.
Is he gonna be all right? He's gonna be fine. Don't you worry.
Is she dead, too? Don't be ridiculous.
It hangs in his rear view mirror. Don't touch this.
It worked. We lived.
It's a pleasure to meet you. Guess we kind of saved your ass.
It's all my fault. No, it's not.
It's his feminine side. I'll wake him up.
It's morning. Excuse me, lady, miss?
It's morning. Good morning.
It's my fault. You'll die because of me. No, it's not your fault.
It's not. Come here. See this? Take a look.
It's on the house. Really?
It's the last dance, come on. I'm waiting for the food.
It's the Mobu chick. It's the Mobu, you're gonna live.
It's working. Like falling off a log.
JFK. To the airport. Get in.
Just right there. I can't park there.
Just the what? Voodoo.
Kill them! No! Wait a minute!
Ladies. My God!
Let go of me! You can't leave without paying!
Let's ask her about the map. No.
Let's just get this over with. Whatever you like. Whatever you want.
Like Tinkerbell, right? Stop joking!
Look, you'll have to post bail. Do you take plastic?
Lovely. Monte Carlo, ladies.
Maybe I can catch that cart. Yeah.
My chicken bones were just right here. No, l
Nice and easy. Careful there. Sorry, sir.
Nice wind out there today. Yeah, not bad.
No way! There are some nice guys in this
No, he is not in the jeep. Where is he? What do you mean he's not in the jeep?
Nobody here. Good. We can go.
Not this one. This one's with me! I'm sorry.
Okay, put these on him, baby. Okay.
Okay, we're ready. One minute!
On this island they drive on the left. Really? You drive.
On three. Okay. All right.
Please. Excuse me? Hey, wake up!
Pretty bird. What....
Really? Yeah.
Relax. Let me do my job. Please.
See me zip by you a few times? No, I didn't.
See you. Just leave him there, all right?
She put a spell on Richie? We need the map.
She suffered a concussion. So what?
Slow it down! Don't breathe!
Someday they'll catch up to us. The operative word is, "someday."
Sorry. That's all right.
Stick your hand through this thing. What?
Taxi! I just have one question? What?
Thank you very much, Mr. Lomax. No, thank you.
Thank you. For what?
Thank you. No sweat!
Thank you. Thank you.
Thanks, Ralph, I owe you one. Sure.
That guy. I'm surprised he has any friends.
That is nice stuff. Genuine gold fill.
That little girl from the.... Oh, yeah.
That's heavy. Just give me that. Easy.
That's impossible! I'm commandeering this ship.
That's like instead of the raise? No, that's like we've just been fired.
That's us. Yes, sir. I'm Richard Parker.
The last round's on me. Thanks, buddy. Here, this is for you.
Then we can blame them. We're gonna try.
There he goes. He's moving.
There seems to be a gray area here. There certainly does, sir.
There's the bank. Where?
This is all voodoo stuff? Yeah, all this.
This is not funny. All right, what did you do with him?
This isn't the hat shop. Over here.
Too bad it was an Italian restaurant. Taxi, wait!
Turn off the light. Goodnight.
Voodoo? Yeah. To cast spells and conjure tricks.
Was that a great meal, or what? Yeah, lovely.
Watch it, there's a body in there! There's no body in there. He's kidding.
We came to see the carnival. Yeah, we don't wanna miss that.
We can't keep this money, can we? Why not?
We don't have the map. No map.
We don't know where he is. We left him in the jeep, dead, deceased.
We don't know who it belongs to. That's the beauty part.
We drew the chalk circle on the ground. Check.
We got a hill here. Stop the music! Stop the music!
We got to go see the Mobu. Are we almost there?
We were working for the company. You're firing me? Don't beg!
We're just gonna take him? We're gonna borrow him.
Welcome. Aloha
What are we waiting for? Hoist up the anchor, let's go.
What are you doing? I lost a chicken.
What did you do with Bernie? He's in the fridge.
What did you do with him? I didn't do anything.
What do you want? More? No, just leave him alone.
What happened to his clothes? I don't know.
What was in the box? A map.
What will customs say? There's no customs, it's America.
What? Chicks....
What? Get out!
What? Good time?
What? He stopped.
What? Thanks.
What? I don't have any money. Be cool. Just be cool.
What's he doing out here? I don't know.
What's in it? I don't know.
What's it say? Nothing.
When they put him in a new suit. Sure.
Whenever you like. An hour is great. Great.
Where are you going? To have a good time.
Where's the dead man at? He's in the jeep. You can have him.
Who is that? He's our boss. He's dead, don't worry.
Who's gonna cover this? That's the beauty part.
Why don't you eat the bones? I'll eat the fruit pretty soon.
Why? It's my papa's. It's the voodoo.
Working out and eating, that's it. That's right.
Yeah? It was $3 million.
Yeah? Who says so? I do!
Yes, you are. Okay. What now? 7:00?
You friend doesn't believe in the occult. I have enough trouble with Catholicism.
You got a plan, once we go inside? Do not insult my intelligence.
You got clothes in the bag? I got clothes in the bag.
You got some deodorant? You smell fine.
You got the other one? Yeah, yeah.
You had to drag me to that damn party. You wanted to go.
You lost them? Not exactly. Anybody could have.
You never want to do anything fun. I'm having fun.
You said I could drive. Okay, here's your chance.
You went what? Conga dancing.
You will do as I bid. Right.
You? Just take the blood, Doc.
You're gonna have a good time with him? He's a great dancer.
You're gonna turn into a chicken. I'm starving.
You're kidding? No, I'm serious.
You're kidding? He's not there? What will we do with these two?
You're related to him, aren't you? He was my uncle.
You're right. What?
You're starting to scare me. I can't help it.
You're surprised. No.
You've got a plan? Good, 'cause I've got a plan, too.
Your check, sir. Thank you.
Your intelligence? Have I ever let you down?
...and if I have to tell them that this company is out $2 million...
...and no one's gonna tell us
...and now he can only walk when the music's playing. Sorry.
...and to bury him in the family plot.
...back from the person it's on...
...but back on the original person?
...charges can be reduced to simple trespassing.
...hanging over your head.
...here at fifty feet.
...I'd simply take some salt and sprinkle it over your feet like that.
...Internal Investigation Department of the company.
...on Hampton Island when he was murdered.
...so I can see if I can catch him at the hospital.
...so it's not on them anymore...
...that we're gonna be cool and they're gonna be exactly where we is!
...unless you have the antidote by night, you die.
...walking in the ocean. I'm getting off!
...was all you had to do was work the computer. I was gonna get us in.
...was the named beneficiary in the phony policies?
...we take Bernie to the bank just like
...what used to be a sugar plantation.
...you know, all that stuff you charged?
...you'll be out as well.
...you'll find more and more unusual kinds of undersea life...
...you'll see some of the most beautiful coral formations in the world.
"B," then there's the potion, and then draw an "X" on the left side.
"Get down
"Get on the scene, like a voodoo machine
"The voodoo and the Mobu The voodoo and the Mobu
"The voodoo and the Mobu"
"We"?
$100,000 for a voodoo queen. Don't you think that's a bit excessive?
$2 million worth, with Lomax as beneficiary.
$600 a day?
