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Love, Death & Robots - Season 1 Love, Death & Robots is a thrilling and visually stunning animated anthology series that made

Love, Death & Robots - Season 1

Love, Death & Robots is a thrilling and visually stunning animated anthology series that made its debut on Netflix in 2019. Created by Tim Miller and David Fincher, this collection of 18 short episodes explores the realms of science fiction, fantasy, and horror, diving into the depths of human nature and the complexities of our ever-evolving world.

Spanning genres and animation styles, Love, Death & Robots takes viewers on an exhilarating journey filled with twists, turns, and thought-provoking narratives. Each episode stands alone, presenting unique stories that range from spine-chilling dystopian futures to heartwarming tales of connection and the human spirit.

The cast and crew of Love, Death & Robots bring their immense talent to the table to create a series that pushes the boundaries of storytelling. With no recurring characters, the show allows for an array of talented voice actors to shine with each new episode. Some notable contributors include Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Topher Grace, Nolan North, Michael B. Jordan, and more. Their exceptional performances breathe life into the diverse array of characters and immerse viewers in the vivid worlds presented onscreen.

Accompanying these captivating stories is a mesmerizing soundtrack that captures the essence of each episode. While there is no official band associated with Love, Death & Robots, the series boasts a diverse range of musical styles and scores that enhance the overall viewing experience. From haunting melodies to intense electronic beats, the soundscapes parallel the emotional undertones of the stories, creating an immersive audiovisual journey.

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Love, Death & Robots is not merely a show, but a testament to the power of animation to captivate and explore the most intricate aspects of humanity. The series challenges its audience to ponder the consequences of our choices, the boundaries of love and empathy, and our place in a vast universe. With its stunning animation, exceptional voice acting, unforgettable stories, and mesmerizing soundtrack, Love, Death & Robots has undoubtedly carved a place for itself in the realm of original and groundbreaking television.

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A crude little machine with barely enough intelligence to steer itself.
A lifelong reminder of that day.
A magic we could use against them.
A Major.
A man can fall in love with a huli jing just like he can with a human woman.
A mistake in my work? No way.
A repair facility?
A ship surviving when all her crew dies is unusual, but twice?
A small group.
A society of rats rises, evolves, becomes a perfect democracy...
A year ago,
Aargh! Help me!
About time you got here! What the fuck, bitch?
Affinity link is booted, Sonnie.
Afraid not, honey.
After five years, I knew the grinding of the gears and the rumbling of the pistons
Again...
Ah, crap! Goddammit.
Ah, shut your grease trap. I got this.
Ah!
Ah!
Ahhh!
Ain't that right, Otto?
Alex, you idiot.
All I have is my beauty.
All manner of crap stickin' out of it.
All of this was water, full of fantastical creatures.
All remaining units into Thirteen, now!
All right, I'll get on the horn.
All right, I'm on it!
All right, Jake, go reload. We'll cover you.
All right, mein bots, this is the last stop of the tour,
All right, Thom.
All that moaning and crying,
All the time.
All the time.
All the way back to the last station?
Allowing the rise of a peaceful squid civilization.
Almost.
Always scrounging for food.
Amazing.
America's leading Alternative History Research App.
An operation focused on exploring arcane peasant myths.
And a brain large enough to process the visual data
And alive.
And also because at one point,  they genetically engineered their cats
And as I do, I will slowly shut down my higher brain functions...
And by stages, it became more aware.
And certainly not for your fucking money.
And destroys all life in the uni
And feasts on their entrails.
And for a long time, it was nothing but sea.
And gave the yogurt supreme executive power.
And get the bunker open. Start bringing families in.
And got a century long lease on Ohio
And grafted it onto Lactobacillus delbrueckii,
And harder still to remember what I once was.
And has to be pumped out by the same motor that produced it.
And he wanted the ultimate machine to serve that twisted desire.
And I don't lose.
And I'll be able to get out of here while it's eating you.
And I've got a smidge of C4, if it helps.
And isn't this a fine fucking mess?
And it keeps me alive.
And it wasn't just a fling.
And it's an absolutely riveting tale, Mr. Dvorchack,
And just before dawn, when the weather's cooler,
And just who... or what... are you?
And may I say, the pièce of resistance.
And now?
And since I ain't got no lightning, I tend just to keep it real simple, like.
And since you'll be stuck with me for a few weeks,
And so he ventured forth to commune with the cosmos.
And some new high falutin' sanitation law don't mean shit to me, Mr. City Inspector.
And Sui's brains, well, they don't take too much space on the old hard drive.
And the good book says, "A man's home is his castle
And the memory of this has been burned into my circuits forever
And the sooner we're gone, the better.
And then swing by Old Man Harrison.
And then the paste would be forced into an internal vat of acid.
And then they wouldn't need the rocky pegs. I mean, duh!
And then what? Somebody help me out here.
And there is a station here. It's just...
And they call me crazy?
And this station, this whole place, is a simulation being fed to you.
And those type 28s are coming around again.
And time traveling Nazis sent back to prevent his assassination...
And we're plugging anything that comes down that hill on four legs!
And what did humans do with these things?
And what does this swimming pool have to do with that?
And what he did next was, for many, too extreme a sacrifice to make for art.
And what makes you so special?
And whatever it ate became a part of it.
And when they was done using her,
And whosoevereth trespasses shall be struck down with fire and lightning."
And with every iteration, it became more alive.
And witness virtual simulations of how history would change.
And you must be punished.
And you still want Otto and me gone when I'm done,
And you want me to calm down?
And you?
Angry little girl, out for revenge.
Another to see your grandfather heaving its hard drives in front of you.
Any deviation will bring complete economic ruin.
Any minute now, the whole damn valley's gonna be DeeBee central.
Any. Human. Is.
Anyway, what's the state of play with our ordinance, Gary?
Apparently, there's no point. They just had them.
Appreciate the company, Bill.
Aquila Rift is just beyond.
Are included on this welcome demo.
Are those flying cars?
Are we done?
Are you happy keeping their engines running?
Are you listening to me?
Are you serious?
Are... you... ready?
Argh! Ugh!
Arkangel Dispatch. This is Blue Goose.
Arthur, their appearance fee.
As I said, I am no expert,
As it changed, I changed with it.
As many times as it takes.
As quick as possible.
As the years passed,
As well as I knew my own heartbeat.
At last, I understand the thing I sought through my art.
Attaboy!
Attacked last night. Then headed back the way they came.
Austria becomes automotive industrial powerhouse.
AWACS tracking two T 28 stealth fighters in your AO, running dark.
Aye aye, sir.
Bad ball. Think about what you've done.
Bearing 180 on your position.
Became more...
Because our next dancer is here.
Because that thing is between us and the only way out.
Before the first trains roared through the village.
Before very long, Zima unveiled the first of his entirely blue murals.
Behind us!
Behind you!
Best thing we can do is put her into her tank until we sort things out.
Beth Graves just called.
Beth, whatever you're gonna do...
Beth, who else is coming?
Better get movin'.
Between time traveling anti Nazis sent to back to kill him
Bewitched?
Bob always makes a full backup of our brains before each mission.
Boo!
Boris Grishin.
Bouncing things was close to maxing out their cognitive range.
Brutal beasties in a bout to the death!
But a part of me was relieved he died when he did,
But before they gave her to me, she'd lost two crews.
But fame was never the point.
But for Zima, the human form was too small a subject.
But he seemed a gentleman.
But I am telling you, boy.
But I can actually feel myself getting septic shock sitting here.
But I could also be terrible.
But I could make a new magic from their machines.
But I got things under control.
But I'll never be like you.
But I'm still breathing.
But if the noise ever stops, it's gonna explode on you.
But if you call us dog soldiers again...
But it ain't what gives me my edge.
But it wanted payment for that.
But it was my world.
But it's still my fuckin' country.
But me and my buddy Otto like it here just fine.
But several hundred years have passed back home.
But she was especially fond of the one she'd created to clean her swimming pool.
But some people have a hard time with the truth.
But somebody'll come along and give us a lift.
But that night, the gang, the...
But the major thinks we can cover more area this way.
But the young woman wasn't satisfied with the job it did.
But they ain't here yet.
But those estate fucks had broken my skull.
But understand this:
But we were forbidden to stay.
But what Zima eventually realized
But you don't see me crying in a corner.
But you're a man with machine parts, not a machine that thinks it's a man.
But Zima was just getting started.
But, always, the shade of blue was the same.
But, hey, at least there's a friendly face here.
But, no, wait. It's the building right in front.
But, when we weren't laughing about the absurdity of it all,
C'mon, you fuck!
Call came in about intruders inside the fire base perimeter,
Call Deb and Sarah, pick 'em up on your way.
Can I help you?
Can I tell you a secret?
Can you believe the landlord left that funky refrigerator in here?
Can you imagine that kind of pain,
Can you play?
Can you translate?
Carnigore's built for precision,  not speed.
Carved into her skin?
Check this out.
Cheka.
Chief Warrant Officer Jack Lee, ma'am. Call sign "Jacko".
City Inspector.
Claws and blood, baby.
Come on, baby. Oh, no...
Come on, Beth.
Come on, fuck nuts. You want to laugh at me? Go ahead.
Come on, girl. Just get us through this.
Come on, here. Try.
Come on, Jake, she ain't never gonna be perfect.
Come on, kid. Get out of the way!
Come on, Suzy. Take care of Ray.
Come on, you bastard!
Come on, you fuckers!
Come on! Fuck!
Come on! That's cold, dude.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on...
Commonly used to ferment yogurt.
Comrades, we stand here.
Contact!
Copy that! Countdown to mayhem.
Cursory historical research shows
Cut the shit, Gary.
Cutter, Colby. Good to meet you.
Damn it!
Damn! We only looked away, like, ten minutes.
Damned if I know! It's eyes everywhere!
Darlene. Jesus, I've been trying to tran you all night.
Dead as our sales were last week.
Deader.
Death scenario number five.
Death scenario number four.
Death scenario number one.
Death scenario number six.
Death scenario number three.
Death scenario number two.
Decades have gone by.
Destroy this fucker's CPU.
Detecting active radar emissions from two T 28s,
Dicko believes that shit...
Dicko?
Did we make it back?
Did you happen to check the water back in Phoenix like I asked?
Did you know that millions of years ago, this desert was a sea bottom?
Did you say thousands? Shit!
Die!
Different.
Do it, Hawk!
Do not speak to that human! You know how dangerous they are.
Do try to at least act excited.
Do you have an off button?
Do you think something held them up?
Do you think they're coming back?
Does that mean anything to you?
Dog soldier's worried about his own kind.
Don't clump together. Keep going!
Don't like having our property line exposed like that.
Don't shoot the rats!
Don't stare at her, she'll entrance you.
Double time!
Down in Laredo, they got these river trash whores. Oh, boy!
Down...
Down... [roars]
Dreams like what, Suzy?
Dreams like...
Eastern corner's starting to show breaches too.
Eh?
Either is equally applicable in as much as we don't have genitalia.
End this!
Enemy's regrouped and they're coming in fast.
Even if you could chart a course back, you'd never reach the world you left.
Even in this antique.
Even when ground fire was so thick,
Eventually, the woman died.
Ever since we met in Tallinin, I've been hoping I'd see you again.
Ever thought of leaving him?
Every time I step into that ring, I'm fighting for my life.
Every time, Gary!
Everyone else...
Everyone sees what they want to see.
Everything I need ends up here eventually.
Expecting logic from beings who have internal vats of acid
Far better than he ever could.
Feel like trading in this bucket of bolts?
Fifteen seconds to intercept.
Fighting and hatred?
Finally, yeah.
Finding you again... all the way out here.
Fine.
Fire Team leader, make sure your team is up.
Fire!
First squid on the moon 2,973,412.
Five hundred thousand.
Five minutes to objective. Stay sharp, metalheads.
Five, four, three,
For months, he had been a client,
For no apparent reason, out of dust.
Forever. Good.
From a very sexy parallel dimension...
Fuck if I know.
Fuck off! Those are men up there. Doesn't matter what kind.
Fuck off.
Fuck right off, you weird little man.
Fuck these things!
Fuck you, Sui. I'm ready.
Fuck you!
Fuck, we're out of ammo.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck. Vladimir?
Fuck...
Fucker almost shot my dick off.
Fucking yeah!
Funny you should ask...
Gail, I want you to look inside this ice cube and tell me what you see.
Gave me the Distinguished Flying Cross for conspicuous bravery under fire.
Geez...
Gentlemen, I'm a cat.
Germany and allies win thanks to technological advances.
Get 'im!
Get Carnigore in gear and get outta here.
Get down!
Get off my back, old woman.
Get that pile of carnival scrap moving, Jake!
Get those grunts out of here. Get some cover and wait for evac.
Ghosts of an older world.
Give my friend back, motherfucker!
Give the high explosives to the lunatic and the new guy.
Give us some covering fire, Kali.
Gluugsnergluug.
Go on, call it Daddy.
Go round back.
Go!
God damn it, Rookie! What are you waiting for?
God damn it. Sobieski.
God damn right I'm a warrior.
God, I'm so fucking sorry.
God.
Goddamn fool!
Gonna run those tests again.
Good hunting, Yan.
Good, it'll catch you first
Gore...
Gotcha!
Grab the others and get your ass back here.
Greta?
Grishin was dispatched on a secret mission.
Hank needs every mech you got up on the ridgeline ASAP.
Hank, the Franklins and the Beauregards are comin',
Hank?
Hank?
Hank?
Hank?
Hank?
Hank? Do you read?
Happy?
Hard to get a firm count with the state of some of the bodies.
Hard.
Have the men prepare to move out.
Have to take your word for it.
Have you ever seen a ghoul barrow that big, Lieutenant?
Hawk!
He no longer breathed oxygen.
He said you're a warrior.
He saw me from the window. I was in the hotel, he was not.
He took out Sobieski first, sir, then moved on to the others.
He underwent radical biological procedures
He was a fine neighbor and a true friend.
He was an occultist.
He was assigned to Operation Hades.
He'd pay, but we never...
He's confident each team can handle itself.
He's the one who wouldn't leave her alone.
Heavy.
Hell, you oughta get up off yer duff and see the world.
Hello, Thom.
Hello, Thom. [echoes]
Hello, Yan.
Hello? I think I saw a murder.
Her heart rate's spiking!
Here comes a whole lot of ugly!
Here it is. What? What the hell is this horrible practice?
Here we go.
Hey, come back down here!
Hey, Hawk, what are we stealing, anyway?
Hey, hold on a second, boy.
Hey, just try it, though.
Hey, that was my friend you just dismantled,
Hey, want some?
Hey, where do you want the wine?
Hey! Look!
Hey.
Hey...
Hi.
Hi. Let's just talk.
His assignment was to perform a certain black magic ritual,
His eyes could see in any known spectrum.
His name was Pearly.
His skin was replaced with pressurized polymer
Hitler forgets the first rule of time travel:
Hitler is the random victim of a gelatin encasing weapon
Hmm, let me see.
Hmm. What was it for?
Hold the reins tight. She is fierce.
Hold your horses a minute. My back teeth are floating.
Holy fucking shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit!
Holy shit.
Hope you're not letting the talk get to you, ma'am.
Hours. Perhaps years.
How can I help, sir?
How can you be done for the day when there's good money to be earned?
How do you do it, all this...
How far are we, Greta?
How is hunting?
How long were we in our tanks asleep?
How the fuck did it get past your pal?
How was the flight?
However, one of the researchers sneaked some of the bacillus out of the lab
Huh, I don't know, Gary.
Huh! Yeah, shit happens.
Huh?
Huh.
Huh. Well, he's not the first man who got in trouble for eatin' a little pussy.
Humans died out from environmental disaster.
Hunt the men who think they can own us.
Hyah!
I always think men are sexiest when they try and think.
I am going to eat your little toes.
I am.
I believe so, sir.
I bewitch men for money.
I can feel them!
I can finally get out of this shit hole.
I can run for miles while you need to ride in a stinking Humvee all day.
I can see clearly on a moonless night,
I can stalk my prey by scent alone.
I can track him.
I can't even run very fast.
I can't shoot!
I care for all the lost souls that end up here.
I come from a proud, long line of baby monitors.
I couldn't decide whether the blue was a closer match to the sky or to the sea.
I did not think we would find him alive.
I didn't say that.
I do appreciate that, sir, but she's my "bucket of bolts."
I do care for you.
I do not. It is my first time seeing one of these live!
I don't care how drunk he is, just get him moving.
I don't even have a sister.
I don't have hours or perhaps years for this.
I don't have time for drunken ramblings and crazy stories.
I don't know what it is, but something's got 'em real riled up today.
I don't know yet.
I don't know, a dead possum.
I don't know, but I'm good at it.
I don't like it down here.
I don't recognize the station.
I don't see any reserved signs.
I don't see no women round here.
I don't think you're ready for the answer.
I don't wanna go!
I don't want to hurt you, Thom.
I don't want you to panic or anything, but I think you've activated it.
I dream of hunting in this jungle of metal and asphalt.
I enjoyed my work.
I envy you.
I fear the teams are too far apart.
I feel like a runny shit.
I found I understood automata even better than I understood trains.
I got a position for you.
I gotta do what I can to help Hank.
I had it dug up. Moved here.
I had to call the goddamn Sheriff to cart them and their scrawny fucktard kids away.
I had to make a wee sacrifice to the great nothing.
I have to admit, Lieutenant, you've done good for yourself,
I haven't been completely honest with you.
I imagine my true form leaping from beam to ledge to terrace roof
I just get bitter sometimes.
I just need to know what's going on here. I need to see.
I just saw a murder.
I just... I wanted to tell you.
I keep their precious trains running.
I know it's called a ball, but I'm trying to get into the whole
I laid him to rest next to my mother.
I learned more and more.
I may be an animal, but I'm done wearing your leash.
I mean, I have a fusion battery for power.
I mean, it's, like, crazy.
I mean, you always have the most bizarre excuses.
I miss my father terribly...
I need to see the ship's logs and the data recru
I need to see this place. I need to see you as you really are.
I need you to help me.
I need your help.
I never knew anyone could fuck that hard in zero G.
I really am.
I said lower.
I said piss off, you fucking chink.
I said, leave her alone.
I said, you can't sit here.
I saw how you looked at me.
I swear to God, we are going at it like fucking animals, bro.
I think I have a magnifying glass somewhere.
I think I may have something.
I think it might be, Mr. Flynn.
I think it's more complicated than that.
I think you're both here because dogs gotta hunt.
I thought you were all dead.
I told him no.
I took the liberty. Hope you don't mind, ma'am.
I tried not to dwell too much on that.
I understand now.
I wanna hear you fuckin' say it,  Mr Science.
I was wrong about you.
I will need the rest of the equipment, ASAP.
I won't press you further.
I wonder if there's more of these things in the freezer.
I'd heard Zima announce the unveiling of his final work of art.
I'd never heard of such a thing before...
I'd rather die with you.
I'll be sure to relay that message, Micky.
I'll cut the smile right off of ya.
I'll get him in position.
I'll rip your arm off and beat you to death with it.
I'll warm up the cannon.
I'm about to blow your head off, fat boy.
I'm afraid so, Mr. Flynn.
I'm agreeing with X Bot 4000 here.
I'm an archaeologist, Mr. Flynn, not a tactician.
I'm fucked. Impact on my mobility unit.
I'm going home.
I'm gonna need more help out here.
I'm just gonna clear the field for you. Better get some cover.
I'm just here to make sure you don't get your dumb ass killed.
I'm just trying to make sense of all of this.
I'm maybe even a little bit frightened of you...
I'm more of a Da Vinci,
I'm not gonna let them take you.
I'm not special.
I'm not the superstitious type, Jack.
I'm on station at satellite LV426.
I'm pretty much screwed.
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry about earlier. It wasn't your fault.
I'm sorry I lied, Thom.
I'm sorry, Hank.
I'm sorry, Thom.
I'm sorry.
I'm sure your ancestors are very proud of you right now.
I'm working on Carnigore, she ain't battle ready.
I'ma get you, you son of a bitch.
I've been habitating here more than 20 odd years now.
I've got his scent now.
I've got the chip, but...
I've heard rumors of it.
I've heard so much.
I've invited you here because I want you to help me tell my story.
I've never needed a beer so bad in all my life.
I've seen no sign of any pups.
If shooting starts, nine times out of ten, it's the lead ship that doesn't come home.
If the ghosts of people can haunt a house,
If the yogurt was smart enough to solve our debt problem,
If this truck makes it through that tunnel, we are all fucked.
If we could just move this
If we wanna buy time for the families to reach the bunker,
In all that time, not one casualty.
In fact, ruled by a dairy product?"
In modern refrigerators, they don't have one of these, you know.
In my flight group, that ship was Lucky Thirteen.
In position.
In spite of all his success, Zima was still dissatisfied
In subjective time, only a few months.
In the end, no nuclear winter was needed,
In the flesh.
In the middle of the canvas was a tiny blue square.
Including you, Mr. Dvorchack.
Initial tests appeared to be failures.
Into a model of its surroundings.
Into their intake orifices to generate power.
Iron roads and machines that breathe smoke.
Irrigating each other's crops, that's neighborly.
Is an order.
Is it sealed?
Is that real Korean grad student?
Is that really you?
Is that the cosmos was already speaking its own truth
Is that you?
Is that...
Is there a giant breach in front of you?
Isn't that a type of car?
It ain't exactly art, but that scarecrow's finally startin' to grow on me.
It handed over a complex formula
It is the Impaler.
It just may not be human life.
It lived off it.
It looks like the Emerald City, only, you know, less emerald.
It makes impact a few hours later.
It may be about money for you, but for us, it's personal.
It must be something like you said.
It must have been nice back then.
It not only started and ended in 13, the digits totaled 13.
It specialized in illicit cybernetic modifications.
It took you further than I let on.
It was a certain level of spectacle that made Zima truly famous,
It was all I knew, all I needed to know.
It was considered by many to be as far as Zima could take things.
It was meant to summon unholy creatures who could fight beside the Red Army.
It was my fault, sir.
It was pretty anticlimactic.
It was said that he started his art career in portraiture,
It was supposed to be an anniversary gift. Uh, surprise?
It was there that the English lived, our colonial masters.
It was Zima Blue.
It went non functional and the backup's damaged as well.
It'll take this relief column an hour.
It's a microchip, kid.
It's all in the attitude.
It's all shiny and wet.
It's an X Bot Three, an early computer entertainment system for humans.
It's beautiful.
It's beautiful.
It's been over 100 years since I've spoken to the press.
It's been over an hour.
It's coming this way.
It's coming.
It's cunts like you that fucked her up to begin with.
It's dead, son.
It's getting harder and harder for me to return to my true form.
It's good to see you, Thom.
It's gotta be here.
It's him, the Impaler. Dracula!
It's just a machine.
It's just rats. Tell me about the whores.
It's like a fucking Fortress of Solitude.
It's not just any swimming pool.
It's not that.
It's the Industrial Revolution already.
It's too late for that, Liang.
It's true. He ate the tiny research assistant.
It's unclear. We checked their code   no creator signature.
Jacko, shoot the columns.
Jake blew his reactor.
Jake was just trying to be neighborly.
Jake, they're coming around you. Get outta there!
Jake, we're not gonna make it.
Jake, your scarecrow better hold.
Jake!
Jake! Yes.
Jake? Hold on, we're coming.
Janine Lindemulder, first woman on the moon, 1996.
Jealousy.
Jenkins' cows again?
Jesus.
Just do me a favor, okay?
Just fucking great.
Just get a few beers chillin', Bill.
Just hold tight till Hank gets there.
Just kidding. They came from a very warm soup.
Just swimming around without a care in the world.
Just take it easy, Suzy.
Just the long heedless autumn of their own self regard.
Just to clarify, you are not going to explode if we stop petting you, right?
Just wait a fucking minute!
Kali, look out!
Kali!
Kaminsky, unload all the ammunition and explosives.
Killed by a meteor strike square on the head.
Killed by space time paradox.
Learn to survive.
Leave him be, you overgrown cockroach!
Leaving just enough to appreciate my surroundings...
Lee, move your ass!
Let go, Pearly!
Let me be the judge of that.
Let's collect the bounty for this huli jing head.
Let's just wait until it decides to get up again, okay, bud?
Let's see, we just passed the ravaged church.
Life from earth is going to the stars,
Light him up, honey!
Like a dildo, yeah.
Like this.
Listen, Bill.
Listen, I gotta go. Another day, another eviction.
Little is known about Zima's history.
Locate panel, sync and navigate.
Lock and load, boys. It's time to see what you're made of.
Long ago, it belonged to a talented young woman
Look at her, Thom.
Look out!
Look out!
Look, behind you! Look!
Look, I don't like every asshole that calls himself an American,
Look, my buddy took a bullet for you guys today so... back off.
Look, why are you with
Look!
Look.
Looks like Arkangel Dispatch had a glitch in their syntax launch patterns.
Looks like there's a few more out past the back fields.
Looks like this is your stop, big guy.
Looks like we got holes along the pasture fence again.
Lucky me.
Lucky Thirteen was the only flight ready  ship left at the end of the mission.
Magic is draining from the world and with it,
Make some room, bitches.
Marines, fast movers incoming. To cover.
Marines, five minutes.
Math's come in. I'm done.
Maxim, Oleg!
May I have your attention, please, bitches?
Maybe a few thousand generations back.
Maybe it's fate, Thom.
Maybe they've had a chance to rebuild.
Me and my friend Pearly were having a drink and conversatin', like.
Me.
Mel, are you reading me?
Micky, Gary, get the weapons ready. We're coming in hot.
Might be a rough transition, but we're ready.
Might have found us a shortcut across the local bubble too.
Might I have a peek?
Mission accomplished, I guess.
Mm hmm.
More prison cells.
Motherfucker!
Moving the herd ain't a quick job, hon. And I'm a little busy right now.
Mr. Dvorchack, I presume?
Mr. Dvorchack!
Multiversity lets you modify any historical fact
My father was a spirit hunter, [East Asian melody plays]
My people believe they are cursed.
My search for truth has led me here,
My search for truth is finished at last.
Neil Armstrong,
Neither, really.
Never fucking mentioned the goddamn giant fucking insects!
Never seen the ocean.
Never.
Never.
Next time the suits come calling, would you kick them in the bollocks for me?
Next time, you do it!
Next time, you should wait and celebrate our successful run after we're home.
Nights like this, it gets me wonderin':
No claws, no sharp teeth.
No disrespect, Sergeant...
No fucking way.
No joy, Cutter. These columns are too dense.
No one argues with the yogurt, no one tweaks its formulas.
No one can.
No other team uses a female pilot for their beastie.
No way.
No, Bob, you didn't.
No, but also sometimes they would take the ball and hit it with, like, a stick.
No, don't try and put this on me, old man.
No, I don't think so.
No, seriously. Now what?
No, she lures men and feeds on them for her evil magic.
No, we have our mission, comrade.
No, you're right. They're fuckin' terrified of us, too.
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! God damn it!
No.
No.
No. [laughs]  No, I couldn't.
No. Brace for impact. [electronic throbbing]
No. Indeed, it was their own hubris that ended their reign,
No. Please, sir. No!
No. Stop that!
No...
Noble thing Jake did, Helen.
Nobody, except idiots like us.
Nobody's gonna come down this cutoff.
None of them are just machines.
Not a Dracula.
Not a lotta cover out here, Hank. Is this really the best place to hold?
Not even for a Plymouth.
Not many babies around anymore, right?
Not particularly tickity, to be honest.
Not the first time I've seen it.
Nothing less.
Nothing more.
Nothing. He isn't here.
Now fuck me ragged.
Now, come on.
Now, for whatever reason,
Now, hate...
Now, I live by the very thing you accused my mother of:
Now, I'm not certain, but my understanding is that they would shove these
Now, it's your time to make history.
Now, let's change the date.
Now, lower.
Now, please tell me we're almost ready.
Now, remember, honey,
Now, watch.
Numerically, I'm sure it's just a coincidence.
Of course, comrade.
Of course, my apologies, "she".
Of course, Sergei Pavlovich.
Of course, some people weren't pleased at first.
Of course!
Of the big fight!
Of these things.
Of those who lived within its borders.
Oh, as a matter of record, we knew how it happened.
Oh, boy, I tell ya.
Oh, but I'm afraid it does mean something
Oh, by the way, I brought some friends.
Oh, dang critter.
Oh, don't be shy now.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, Hank, I thought I'd lost you.
Oh, I'm glad you asked.
Oh, it was me and her in the scrub behind the mess hall. [grunts]
Oh, man, what didn't they do? They'd bounce them.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God, Simon!
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Look at that! They've got a Starbucks.
Oh, no.
Oh, right.
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
Oh, shit.
Oh, sorry. No offense, Betty.
Oh, what for?
Oh, would you, Dispatch? You know how I like it.
Oh, yeah? What about women?
Oh, yeah. You know what?
Oh, you're not? It's okay. Don't worry. You wanna see some pussy?
Oh!
Oh! Hi. Hello, young man.
Oh! That was amazing! How was it for you? Tell me everything.
Oh...
Ohh.
Ohio.
Okay, Doc.
Okay, honestly, that one looks a bit phallic, you know.
Okay, I wanna dance. Fuck! But I need to see Vladimir.
Okay, let's pick it up.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Old places.
On the roof!
Once a man has set his heart on a huli jing,
One day, Zima unveiled a mural that had something different about it.
One more slice, hon?
One more wire.
One night, I'd finally had enough.
One of the brave men who protected humanity against spirits
One of us can make it through if we slow them down.
Only to be revealed as libidinous travelers
Only to discover nationalism
Oof!
Or since.
Or what was left of them.
Order out for pizza.
Otto! C'mere, boy!
Otto! There you are, boy!
Our government is now the cream of the crop," and so on.
Our little evenings have become quite popular.
Our society is curdled.
Over the years, I'd asked many times for interviews and was always rejected.
Pearly, she's right there.
Pearly!
Permission to speak freely, Comrade Lieutenant?
Piece of shit.
Pierce, get him out of here.
Pilots are a superstitious bunch.
Play for Maxim.
Please, I'm very tired.
Please!
Pogodin!
Prep for evac.
Prepping EVA.
Pretending to be excited costs extra.
Probably cells for more...
Prompting the quick acceptance of automobiles.
Pucker factor ten.
Pull back!
Radiator's done for.
****.
Real noble.
Really? Does it involve shoving my gun
Relax, Claire.
Reload. I'll beat 'em back!
Remember when we broke that bed in that hotel?
Reminds me of the sea.
Requesting air support.
Researchers took one of their most computationally advanced strains of DNA
Result: Humanity wiped out, along with 93% of all species.
Result: The gelatin encasing weapon is subsequently used
Result: The prostitutes are all arrested,
Result: Vienna passes tough horse drawn vehicle laws,
Return for immediate evac.
Ride like hell and don't look back!
Right, yes, of course.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right. [laughs]
Right. Location, please.
Rob...
Roger that, Dispatch. Uploading syntax pattern now.
Roger that, Jake! Mel, time to get the hell outta here.
Roger that.
Rookie pilot gets the ship nobody else wants.
Rookie, blow its brains out.
Rookie, get below deck now.
Rookie's get the leftovers, you know how that is.
Run!
Russia becomes sole superpower.
Say "terabyte".
Schedar Sector? But...
Secret door! Beautiful.
Secret police.
Security.
See you in the wild, my friend.
Seems pretty heartless.
Sensors say we've got thousands of DeeBees incoming.
Sergeant, how're your men doing back there?
Sergei, bring me the fastest horse!
Set up the machine gun positions on our flanks.
Shall we take a little walk?
Sharing feed, that's neighborly.
She can hear him, no matter how far apart they are.
She continued to use the machine as a test bed for new hardware and software.
She created dozens of robots to do odd jobs around her house,
She doesn't want to go.
She gave it the ability to make its own decisions,
She has to go to him every night just to keep him quiet.
She'll be okay, Thom.
She's biting my neck. [snicker]
She's carving up the men who did this to her.
She's made her den here.
She's trapped in this half form.
She's up and running.
Shhhh. Look.
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit!
Shit! Hank!
Shit! Just the three of us?
Shit.
Shite! Copy that, chief.
Shotgun, couple of old battle maces, bottle of 2000 year old wine
Shouldn't you be putting that in the radiator?
Signal the other teams we've made contact.
Simon, here's a test for you.
Sir, shall we prepare to fall back?
Six alternate time lines
Slow down. "Teabag", what does that mean?
Slowly.
Small structure, white side, level...
Smells like dog shit in here.
So I'm hauling grunts planet side to check it out.
So she gave it a full color vision system
So the hot air rises up into the fridge
So there's a Dracula out there, then?
So when Sonnie steps into the pit, she's not fighting for pride or status
So, how did you end up here?
So, if you'll just make a big X on those papers,
So, let me get this straight.
So, what are we gonna do?
So, what do we do?
So, who is feeding me this fake reality, this fake Greta?
So, yes, this checks out.
So, you see, everything in this dump has got to go,
So, you still need a hand?
So, you were saying about Curly?
Sobieski, you're with the outgoing squad.
Sodula, you honor me with another meeting.
Some DeeBees are starting to slip through. The auto cannons are holding 'em back,
Some nights, I can't do it at all.
Some of what I told you is true.
Some people find me intimidating, but they quickly get over it.
Some people may not think much of it.
Something was gonna eat your ass?
Sometimes, it's difficult even for me to understand what I've become.
Sometimes, the hunter became the hunted.
Sometimes.
Sonnie got snatched by an estate gang
Sonnie, you're a beauty!
Soon, Liang. A huli jing cannot resist the cries of the man she's bewitched.
Sorry for the wait, champ.
Sorry, yeah.
Sorry.
Splash one, motherfucker.
Spliced to a spine.
Stand up straight!
Still asleep.
Still, I'd trade it in a split second
Stop being a whiny pussy and fucking bounce it.
Stop right there!
Stop with all the yodeling and tell them what's behind that door.
Stop! [cries]
Sui, Rookie, plant the magnetic mines on the guard car.
Sui? What?
Sui's not... clear.
Sultry and slow.
Surge tank sickness.
Surprise, motherfuckers!
Survivors?
Suzy's right, isn't she?
Systems all online.
Tactical nukes are going off in our refrigerator
Take the shot, Beth!
Take those charges and set them at the base of the cliff.
Take, for example, one of our most popular requests:
Taliban's not supposed to have werewolves.
Taste it...
Technology in the city was exciting and always changing.
Tell him to bomb this place into scorched rubble.
Tell me what's wrong.
Tell me, Doctor, is that as fast as you can run?
Tell the others to meet me at the ridge line.
Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
Thanks.
That caused them to poison the water, kill the land and choke the sky.
That does it.
That enabled him to tolerate extreme environments
That fear is my edge.
That filament of the Local Bubble?
That humans had a card game called Exploding Kittens.
That impact...
That thing out there, that's just a damn eyesore.
That was pretty much that for the human race.
That was something I had to learn.
That woolly mammoths died out  some time in the late Neolithic period.
That word coming from me, it sent him into a rage.
That would crush them into paste,
That would harm it.
That's all that matters.
That's an Impala, you stupid cunt.
That's because they were made by an unfathomable deity that created them
That's clearly an early medieval city.
That's fine, we will just go to China.
That's great. [sighs]
That's how it happened, but we still ask ourselves,
That's how the mural work started.
That's hundreds of light years off our course.
That's just... [shouting] fucking great!
That's my girl.
That's my point. What more do you need, right?
That's not true.
That's right, Jenny.
That's such bullshit!
The abstract shapes changed and became more dominant.
The air feels...
The anti government demonstrators
The best damn home I've ever had.
The Black Prince,
The Blue Harrington?
The Blue Henderson. The Blue Harrington?
The blue of the tiles...
The boys will be with you in 58 minutes.
The corps turned to shit when they started lettin' you animals wear the uniform.
The creatures will catch us in the trees and tear us apart.
The days of the door to door salesman are fadin' fast.
The dead number at least 47.
The death of Adolf Hitler.
The Dracula.
The enemy's right on top of us. Where's our ride?
The first thing I ever saw.
The good news is that I'm moving the whole herd for you right now.
The Governor.
The horses cannot outrun that horde.
The hunt is not over, Liang.
The last truck's just pulled in.
The little machine toiled endlessly, scrubbing the ceramic sides of the pool.
The little machine was passed
The locals would torment him by bringing hundreds of cats to the fortress.
The map marked another egress point.
The men who perpetrate evil, but call it progress.
The meteor was a precursor to a massive asteroid cruising towards Earth.
The motor's underneath...
The night of June 27th, it became sentient.
The night Wes and Ivrina found me,
The old magic may have been gone from the world,
The only one I ever had.
The operation doesn't seem to have worked out very well for him.
The other pilots started to mean it when they said "lucky thirteen."
The Pennybone clan and the Priestleys said ETA 15 to 20.
The piss, toss it on her before she changes.
The Q Jibs are a touch misaligned.
The rescue team's not gonna make it in time.
The right attitude can sell anything.
The routing error,
The search for deeper meaning caused him to look further...
The situation sucks, but it's good to see a friendly face.
The Sucker of Souls"?
The target is in the blind spot.
The truth is he could only get hard for machines,
The Weimar Republic begins late.
The whole truth. Now.
The world was modernizing. He would not have understood.
The world's an old place.
The yogurt declared it had arrived at solutions
Their belief that they were the pinnacle of creation
Then comms went down.
Then there was the matter of her serial number:
Then there's this.
Then why do you get so mad when I dream about fucking her?
Then, one night, he put something in my drink.
Then... dreams.
There are places like this scattered throughout the deep forest.
There is the blood pit.
There it kept evolving, and soon,
There might be some ice in here.
There must be other exits.
There was a planet called Kharkov Eight.
There was nothing wrong with her, technically,
There were many things he would not have understood.
There's a fucking monster out there, and it was gonna eat our asses.
There's a lost civilization in our refrigerator.
There's a strange, rhythmic kind of noise that's emanating from it now.
There's darkness in every direction these days, comrade.
There's no coming back from dead.
There's no need to get angry, my dear.
There's no way a routing error got us that far.
There's too many! We can't cover 'em all.
These are the Saumlaki Station coordinates.
These bugs won't quit! They're coming from everywhere.
These machines were otherworldly...
These solo jobs tweak my nerves.
These were humans.
They added things, made modifications here and there
They all do.
They are close now. They know we're here.
They can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
They can't see past it.
They could end this plague.
They could have just dumped this thing into an exterior vat of acid to begin with
They couldn't have been more wrong.
They didn't see that one coming.
They don't understand us any more than they do this fucking war,
They felt akin to magic.
They gave me one of those new Whiskey Blackhawks.
They had an entire network that was devoted to dissemination of pictures
They managed to save that body,
They mean the era of the truly huge murals...
They promised us a whole province.
They put me in Thirteen in front.
They recovered the ship and the dead...
They started cutting,
They took my Jake!
They were undeniably brilliant.
They would shove these into their intake orifice,
They're actually, like, really smart.
They're gonna love this one back at the office.
Things were coming in, things were going out. It was crazy!
Third team, you got the six to ten. Good to go?
This exercise suddenly got a little dark, didn't it?
This here monster wasn't just created by all the heat and garbage.
This is a fucking disaster! I mean, look at me.
This is Saumlaki Station, in Schedar Sector.
This is so cool.
This is the view from where we are.
This isn't your business, boy.
This makes no sense.
This place is...
This place was built to withstand siege.
This surge point queue's killing us.
This thing's madder than your mother on our wedding day.
This was where I began.
Thom, maybe it's time to wake up your friends in the Blue Goose.
Thom, that's not Greta.
Thom?
Thom...
Those guys know that if the brass cut us loose,
Those pricks on Arkangel.
Though I hope you'll reconsider.
Thought that would sound better than,
Three four five degrees, one five zero yards,
Throw it! Now!
To be fair, you would only need a few times.
To design different strategies for cleaning the pool.
To eating your still beating heart.
To eliminate enemies of Tsar Nicholas II.
To eradicate the national debt within one year.
To extract some simple pleasure from the execution of a task well done.
To fly one more mission in Lucky Thirteen.
To give them opposable thumbs.
To many of the country's problems.
To the cosmos itself.
To the owners of the condominiums they're building next door.
To use for her homemade yogurt.
To what will be my final piece.
Tonight is the big night
Torn to shreds.
Try not to piss off any of the regulars while you're up there.
Two...
Ugh!
Uh oh!
Uh, fellas? I think Bob missed  another detail about the defenses.
Uh, Helen, you sure I'm in the right place?
Uhhh...
Um...
Un making myself...
Unique.
Until I am at the top of this island.
Until I can growl in the faces of all the men who believe they can own me.
Upsy daisy, fella.
Using it to teabag opponents in virtual battles.
Very well, then.
Vladimir Putin,
Vladimir, I'm on my way there. Please be there.
Vladimir.
Wait, it's called what now?
Wait!
Wait.
Wait.
Walking?
Want.
Was defined by thirteen year old human males
Was your pride really worth it?
Wasn't it also smart enough to realize that human intellectual vanity
We are here for duty, honor and country, Momma and apple pie.
We are robots. We don't do coincidence.
We asked ourselves, "How did we ever get to the point where we were,
We can't expect them to outgrow war in a couple of minutes.
We cannot support each other if we encounter too many of them.
We could take them up to the top of that mountain,
We die here!
We gotta get the hell outta Dodge!
We have to face the possibility that they...
We hope you enjoy.
We magical creatures grow ever weaker.
We must make our stand here.
We never should have taken this road.
We should sign him up on our side.
We start walking.
We thought you were dead.
We will track and destroy these monsters.
We will.
We.
We'd have this shit cleaned up in three weeks.
We'll find some way to reverse this, Yan.
We'll have to find our own way through it.
We'll let the engineers check out your ship,
We'll try again, later, Thom.
We're almost at the tunnel. We need to blow those mines now!
We're grabbing our ankles here, Hank.
We're rotating squads at the forward operating base.
We're RTB.
We're staying as long as it takes.
We've been in this fucking tomb for over an hour.
We've got two boxes of ammo for the P90s, four magazines for the sidearms,
Well, at least I'll die young and beautiful.
Well, Hank, been good knowing ya!
Well, I might give it five minutes and if they don't, I will.
Well, I'll sign whatever you want and we clear on out.
Well, I'm an ex soldier, not Buffy the fucking Vampire Slayer,
Well, if it was fine in Phoenix, then it wouldn't be dead now.
Well, it looks like it damaged my oxygen tanks too.
Well, it'll make good fertilizer?
Well, let's put it this way.
Well, of course you didn't.
Well, of course.  That makes perfect sense.
Well, pretty far, I'm afraid.
Well, still in your tank.
Well, that they didn't make it.
Well, that wasn't so...
Well, that's underselling their influence.
Well, to be fair, they only used these a few times.
Well, why can't the ghosts of creatures haunt where they once lived?
Well, you certainly got plenty of that.
Well, you're wrong there, ma'am.
Well?
Weren't expecting gunfights with angry vampires.
What a shit hole.
What a sweet little girl.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing?
What could go wrong?
What do you mean, Kali? I don't
What happened, Rookie?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
What happens if it goes and leaves us behind, forever?
What happens if the yogurt goes to the stars without us?
What I want is to hunt.
What if you try to irritate it by moving your digits across its keratinous fibers?
What in tarnation?
What in the hell?
What in the hell?
What in the shit?
What is it?
What the hell am I supposed to do with this thing?
What the hell is that?
What the hell? You seeing this up over the ridge?
What use are you people  if you can't even sniff out your own kind?
What will you do?
What would you say if I asked you to lose tonight's match?
What, you mean  when we had our little fling?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? [laughs]
What? [screams]
What? Better too much than too little.
What? This can't be right.
What? When they misbehaved?
What'd he say, Doc?
What's causing it?
What's coming down...
What's going on over there?
What's the hold up?
What's the last thing you remember, Suzy?
What's the point of this thing?
Whatever happened to him, it was some time ago.
Wheel's yours. Be gentle with us.
When most people speak about his Blue Period,
When will she come?
Where did you say this tunnel led to?
Which is why we don't belong here.
Which work as intended, destroying the world...
While I spin ya a little yarn?
While you cling to your flashlight as soon as the sun goes down.
Whispered about among the Koryaks.
Who are you?
Who knows? They had all sorts of orifices.
Who teach the Viennese their multi dimensional ways of astro pleasure.
Whoa!
Why are you hunting us? We did nothing to you.
Why did humans even consort with these hairy murder machines?
Why don't you go find what you're looking for elsewhere?
Why pay two when one'll do?
Why would you need an entire orifice for that?
Why? Why do you have C4, Gary?
Willy Brandt, first man on the moon, 1958.
With a keen interest in practical robotics.
With me.
With the promise that it would respect the human and constitutional rights
Within six months, the global economy collapsed.
Without the burden of a protective suit.
Women fight better than men.
Woo! Come on!
World War I begins with the assassination of Archduke Ferdinand.
World War I quickly ends in 1915.
World War II delayed until 1948. [soldiers yell]
Worse this year than last.
Would keep us from following the formula exactly?
Would you tell him to hurry up? I'm freezing my tits off back here.
Written in the stars.
Yan never blamed me for what had happened.
Yan, I have to tell you something.
Yan?
Yeah, boy.
Yeah, everyone knows that.
Yeah, I doubt it.
Yeah, I know it saved my life a few times.
Yeah, I tell you what... how about we crack a couple of cold beers
Yeah, I'm okay. You?
Yeah, I'm reading you, Hank. But I figure...
Yeah, maybe. But I really think  we should Oh! [chuckles]
Yeah, no, I think they've reached the present.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, see, and I don't trust anything that bleeds that much and then walks away.
Yeah, that's insane.
Yeah, we kind of sucked at our job.
Yeah, well, this hangover is killing me.
Yeah, you can't just crack one of those off.
Yeah, you're a real American explorer.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. "Quit your job," they said. "Become a farmer."
Yeah. Can't get a reading on it, though. Can you get closer?
Yeah. Fuck!
Yeah. Give Mel a ring, make sure she's aware.
Yep.
Yep. The way I see it...
Yes, and it was fine.
Yes, especially when your ancestor's entire existence
Yes, Father, I...
Yes, Gary?
Yes, I can, but I should not.
Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
Yes, the hotel. Oh, fuck!
Yes, very clever, Liang, for a Chinaman.
Yes,but he also added that he's looking forward
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes.
Yes. He's magnificent!
Yes. She is.
You are beyond the Aquila Rift, thousands of light years from Earth,
You are cleared for surge point insertion.
You are fucking late!
You are getting older... and slower.
You ask me, there's not much natural in that.
You be careful out there, Henry Graves! Mel, are you readin' me?
You can see it, hear it...
You can take the front.
You can't sit here.
You Chinese are goers, everyone knows that.
You could come with us.
You could step from the cockpit to the ground on shrapnel shards.
You deserved it.
You did end up here via a routing error.
You don't come into this world with hate,
You don't fucking listen, do you?
You don't know how many lost souls I've been through this with.
You ever seen anything like this?
You fuckers, get off my ship!
You fuckin' dog soldiers.
You gettin' anything?
You giant walking dildo.
You got suggestions, Doctor, now's the time to make 'em.
You got till it reaches the other side of the tunnel to get in,
You guys better keep petting me just to be sure.
You hang around a dump long enough and the world comes to you.
You hear me, boy?
You hear that, Hank? Everyone's in. Come on, let's go.
You know that, right?
You know what I think it is?
You know what I think?
You know, boing boing.
You know, sometimes I wish I'd stayed.
You know, there's a pair of new Whiskey Blackhawks on the way.
You know, these old timey fridges,
You made Dicko so very angry.
You met her before, remember? Years ago, at Tallinin
You missed your show. I cannot believe you.
You okay in there?
You read?
You ready to get in there?
You see right there?
You should have read your contract, kid. Now come on, let's get outta here.
You should relax and enjoy the station.
You sure? 'Cause numerically, it suggests that this is your ancestor
You tell her I died real good, okay?
You thought we were gonna lose tonight, didn't you?
You wanker!
You wanna know my edge?
You wanna try it?
You want us to turn it on?
You were amazing.
You, rear security.
You'd better do it now.
You'll get your chance, boy, don't worry. We on schedule, Bob?
You'll have to get inside and take out the defense CPU.
You're a fucking animal.
You're all, "There's no stretch of this land I haven't been to, son."
You're dealing with an ancient evil that defeats whole armies
You're going down...
You're here now.
You're here...
You're in Saumlaki Station, Schedar Sector.
You're not a soldier.
You're not dealing with Taliban terrorists here.
You're not in Schedar Sector.
You're not in there?
You're not really Greta.
You're...
You've got tank sickness, Suzy.
You've got to be fucking kidding me.
You've got to warn us.
You've seen 'em all.
You've still got men on the ground, Jockey.
Your bravery.
Your dumb ass.
Your edge.
Your experts are too close to the problem to solve it.
Your friend's better off asleep.
Your mother bewitched the merchant's son. We were hired to save him.
Zawora.
Zima Blue had requested to speak with me.
Zima Blue, it was a precise thing.
Zima Blue, the manufacturer called it.
Zing's cut off. The Camel brothers are pinned down.
150,000 light years from home.
Uhh... What?
...me and my friend Pearly, we... [lighter ignites]
[announcement] First Battalion... [truck drowns out announcement]
[audience cheering] [growling]
[audience cheers loudly] [growls]
[beastly roar] [man yelling]
[Beth] Hank? I'm here, honey.
[Beth] Mel, you readin' me? Yeah. Go ahead, Beth.
[Bill] Now, just hold on a second No.
[bones cracking] [grunting]
[cat meows] What the fuck does it think it's doing?
[cat meows] What the fuck, Doc?
[Colby laughs] Ships have personalities.
[computer] Altitude! Pull up. [Lee] Cutter?
[computer] Altitude! Pull up. Cutter, you got this?
[country guitar music plays] [chickens cluck]
[crows cawing] [dogs barking]
[crows cawing] [woman screams]
[Dicko groans] [Sonnie] That fear of death.
[distant animal howl] [panting]
[distant gunfire] What's wrong?
[distant screaming] [Gail] Calm down.
[distant screaming] [gunfire]
[electric crackling] [country ballad plays]
[electricity sparking] [gasps]
[electronic throbbing] 13 02313.
[exhales] [Lee] I am shittin' diamonds here.
[Gail] Are those spears in its side? [man] What?
[Gary laughs] [Mr. Flynn] Oh, shit.
[gasps] This is that same pool.
[growling] [Mr. Flynn shouting] Shit, get back!
[gun clicking] [shouting] Door shut, now!
[gun clicks] [shouting] Fuck!
[gunfire] [men screaming]
[gunshot] [screams]
[gunshot] Argh!
[gurgling] [cane tapping]
[Hank] Get to the bunker! [insects screech]
[Hawk] We good to go, Bob? [Bob] Roger that.
[Helen] Jake, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Everything okay?
[high pitched ringing] [music muted]
[hissing] [beeping]
[hissing] [gasps]
[Ivrina] It's a shit hole. [Wes] That arm. What was that?
[Jake] They just keep coming! Fall back!
[Jake] Yeah. Then you're in the right place.
[laughs] [bird sings]
[laughs] [bird sings]
[laughs] [electronic buzz]
[laughs] [electronic throbbing]
[Lee] Cutter, they got a lock on us. [computer] Proximity caution.
[Lee] Cutter... I got it.
[Lee] Oh, my God! Come on! [continuous tone]
[Lieutenant] Pogodin! [Pogodin] Sir.
[Lieutenant] What is it? A body, one of ours.
[loud pounding] [gasps]
[loud pounding] Now think, damn it!
[man 1] Rattled, but alive. [man 2] We're good.
[man 2] I'm in. [man 1] Cutter, move!
[man grunts] [woman screams]
[man roaring] [audience cheering]
[man via radio] You all right, Decker? Yeah.
[man] No! [gun shots]
[man] Oh, no! [woman] Steady on there, little man.
[man] The horses are here. Well, Okhchen?
[man] Wait a second! [woman screams]
[man] Yes, sir. [Decker] What's the situation?
[menacing music plays] [Simon gasps]
[metal clangs] Hey, you hear that?
[narrator] Only Ohio remained unscathed. [baby laughs]
[object falls to floor] Oh, hi.
[pained howls] [Gary laughs]
[rapid beeping] [Lee] Straight ahead.
[roars] ...you suicidal fuck.
[roars] [cheering]
[Rob] Oh, boy. [Gail] Whoa.
[robot 1] Oh, fuck me. [camera clicks]
[running footsteps] [panting]
[screams] [gunshots]
[shouting] gore galore! [cheering]
[shouts] Die! [guns cocking]
[sniffs] [man] Just what the hell are you doing?
[snores] [woman] Jake?
[soldiers] Oorah! [man] Let's go!
[squeals] Ah ,shit!
[striptease music playing] [panting]
[Sui laughs] [tires screeching]
[thumping] Beth, what's happening?
[Tsiao Jung] Yan!
[whimpers] A puppy.
[whispering] Wake up. What?
[woman moaning] [Vladimir laughs]
[woman panting] but fear,
[woman screaming] [man grunting]
[woman screams] [man groans]
[woman] Can we help you? [man] My apologies.
[woman] Hank? Yes, honey.
[yells] [bones snapping]
[Zima] Glad you could make it, Claire. [gasps]
♪ All the circling lights blind me... ♪ [door opens]
♪ Living in the shadows ♪ [chittering]
A major swarm's about to break through. On my way!
About that C4... Do it.
Ah, damn. What is it, Hank?
Also fair. This is the thing that killed them all?
and develop weapons of mass destruction, [yelling]
and doesn't even scare crows. [crows caw]
And she always takes care of me. [electronic throbbing]
And you're an idiot. [man] Let's go.
Any relation? To me? Come on. No way.
Are you a member? No.
Are you okay? They're fighting a war in there!
Are you okay? Yeah, sorry.
Aren't you scared? Scared?
Aww, we missed the Renaissance. Oh, bummer.
Behold the entertainment sphere! [drum roll]
but if you can't hold the swarm there [Hank] We'll hold 'em, don't you worry.
But, Hank Save yourself, Jake.
Can you hold? We'll do our damnedest.
Cave ins? [Doctor] It's not enough.
Come on! [computer] Altitude! ...up.
Copy that. [beeping]
Dang lighter! I'm a busy man, Mr. Dvorchack.
developed by the Russian aristocracy. ["Kalinka" playing]
Do you feel it? [growls]
Dude, what do I do? Okay, easy. No sudden moves.
even to those with no interest in art. [crowd murmurs]
Ew, gross! Okay.
Father, I'm sorry. [clinking]
Father, please. That...
finally saved by his future self, [laughs]
Fire! Yeah!
first man on the moon, 1969. ["The Star Spangled Banner" plays ]
first real man on the moon, 1988. [sings after final note of "Kalinka"]
from one owner to the next. [electronic whirring]
Fuck! [Gail] Are you okay?
Fuck! Somewhere, I don't know.
Get in the bunker, Helen. What about you?
Give me a sec, Hank. You go. I got this, honey.
Go. [grunts]
God damn it, Gary. [crying] Oh, no...
He hates cats. What?
He said a word. I'm gonna look it up. Don't look it up.
He's in. [Colby] Launching flares.
Helen No.
Hello? [woman] Yeah?
Hey, Rookie, your balls dropped yet? What?
Hey.   Oh, my God! [laughs]
Hold up a sec. Hu ah!
Holy shit. They made it! [laughs] They did.
How big is this fucker? [loud pounding]
Huh! Cat bagged! [cat meows]
I am looking it up now. Yeah. Please do.
I beg you, let me stay. Give the Major our coordinates.
I don't know. It couldn't hurt. You don't have any idea, do you?
I give you... And on the move.
I need head count from the rear. [man] Copy!
I was wrong about you. [electronic throbbing]
I will disintegrate you! Not with that cat with you, you aren't.
I'll be right at the top of that hill. You're so full of shit.
I'm out of ammo! And my missiles are dry!
If you'll just sign these papers [Dvorchack] Otto!
in our new place. Yeah.
In the past several weeks, the yogurt... [rocket engines blasting]
is a little much. It's crazy. Who even designed them?
Is he here? Yeah, he's here.
Is our ship damaged? Did we ? There was an error in your routing plot.
Is that right, tough guy? Uh huh.
It fills your senses. [woman sighs]
It has been an honor! [men yell]
It looks like it's escalating. [somber music plays]
It'll be okay. You're a terrible liar, Thom.
It's a fine ship, top of the line. [metal scraping]
It's good company. [multiple gun shots]
It's just business. [woman 1] Not to me.
It's more beautiful than the brochures. [camera clicks]
It's not the same! Not the same?
Jake! [gasps]
Jake! Shit, he's gonna do it.
Jake! Tell Helen...
Jake? Yeah, I'm still reloading.
Jeez. [distant gunfire and explosions]
Just chill out. [gun cocks]
Just get her out there. Carnigore's a work of art, woman.
Just give her some time. Sure.
Just send someone. Ma'am, we
Kindred spirits? Also checks out.
Like hell you are. I can get to that fire base in minutes.
Location, please. I think the killer's after me.
locked and loaded. Thank you very much.
make the grab and get out. Move out.
Maybe that'll make it move. What? Why?
My ship, you know It's okay, Thom.
No way. Those really are everywhere.
No, third floor. What's your name?
No! God damn it! [rapid beeping]
Not helping, Doctor. [loud pounding]
Not yet. [man] Wait for me, God damn it!
Nothing. No, it has to mean something.
Oh, I think those are airplanes. Huh.
Oh, you're gonna die now. Bummer. [robot 1] What?
Oh. Shit.
Oh. Yeah.
Okay, fine. [cat purrs]
Okay, stop. Just stop. Or Mommy.
Okay. Just come in and get ready.
Okay. Oh, man, this is so exciting.
One insignificant loss for more money... Insignificant?
One night, couple years back... Fuck me.
Please. Jeez, calm down your motherboard.
Pogodin. I'm working on it.
Result: World War I proceeds. [soldiers yell]
Right! One thing is to joke about ancestry,
Say three years ago? Four!
Schedar Sector?! That's light years off our course.
Second floor? Ma'am?
Seventeen straight wins to prove it. You'll be handsomely paid, of course.
She's all yours, Lieutenant. [electronic throbbing]
Shit! Okay. [dialing number]
Sir! At ease.
slicing their marks into her flesh. [man laughing in the distance]
So the Major's sending us in. I'm going up there.
Sounds like Hank could use a hand. [sighs]
Suzy, you have our course? [woman] Course is plotted,
that kind of humiliation [woman shrieks]
That's a lot of bridges. [laughs]
That's it? Yeah. That's pretty much it.
that's primal. [woman sighs]
The '30s worldwide depression averted. [evil laugh]
The square was just the beginning. [crowd murmurs]
There's something out there? What the hell is it?
There's the cats, fucking. Oh, come on!
They're closing in! [ghouls howl and chitter]
They're flanking us! Don't let any of them get past you.
Thirteen in particular. [electronic throbbing]
This one does. [woman 2] Yeah.
To all the sex we're gonna have To all the good times...
Trust me [shouts] Show me, God damn it!
Uh oh. What do you mean, "uh oh?"
Unnatural is what you are. Unnatural?
up your ass? [laughs]
US drops atomic bomb on Berlin in 1952. Yee ha!
Wait. Mel and I So, just do me a favor
We can clean it out in the morning. Yeah.
We gonna let Rookie in on this? Depends.
We're gonna get through this. How long will that take?
We're just gonna have to move. [cows mooing]
What are you doing, Seven Zero? [man] Getting the fuck out of here!
What I meant to say. ...we're gonna have...
What is that? Fuck me.
What the fuck are you? It's okay, Suzy. It's okay.
What the fuck was that explosion? Hate to say I told you so.
What the fuck was that, Doctor? I think you know.
What the hell? What is it?
What? I said, it's not enough.
What? Shit!
What's going on, Thom? Relax. Everything's fine.
What's taking Jake so long? Jake?
What's the status, Beth? The Miller family and the Hutts are in.
Where the hell are we? I'm still trying to figure that out.
Where's the fucking cat? [cat meows]
Who is she? That's Greta, Suzy.
Why did you make me look this up? I told you not to.
working the train line at Victoria Peak. [train bell clangs]
World War I proceeds. [evil laugh]
Yeah, I know. I just Just shut it.
Yeah! ...to tear up the town?
You don't just march it into battle. You ain't no Michelangelo, Jake.
You might as well be telling me I'm dead. But you're not dead, Thom.
You think? Yeah.
You'll be sorry. You'll be sorry.
You're too close! I can't hold it much longer!
...has initiated several space launches.
...than you could ever win?
'cause he wants to.
'cause I got a handle on the aesthetics and the mechanics.
"Entombed here, the Devourer of Children,
"Finally our rulers would have culture.
"Nah, they just screwed themselves by being a bunch of morons."
"Never touch your doppelganger."
"we're experiencing these human things for the first time" vibe.
["Living in the Shadows" by  Matthew Perryman Jones]
["William Tell Overture" plays]
[alarm beeping]
[alarm blaring]
[alarm blaring]
[alarm throbs]
[alarms blaring]
[Alex] Anthem to Jockey Mother.
[Alex] I'll be home soon.
[all] Hi, Hitler.
[announcer] Can you hear that?
[announcer] Comin' in on a hot winning streak...
[approaching engine]
[audience applauds and cheers]
[audience chanting] Khanivore!
[audience cheering loudly]
[audience cheering]
[audience cheers loudly]
[audience cheers loudly]
[audience cheers]
[audience continues to chant]
[balalaika playing]
[balalaika playing]
[banging and rattling]
[banging]
[beast growls]
[beast roars]
[beeping]
[beeping]
[beeping]
[beeping]
[beeping]
[beeps]
[Beth] Green across the board here,  honey.
[Beth] Hank needs you to get to the ridge as fast as you can.
[Beth] Hank, talk to me.
[Beth] Hold tight, hon.
[Beth] I told you to move 'em closer to the house.
[Beth] If you hate it so much, why don't you just pull it out?
[Bill] Alex, rescue team are on their way.
[Bill] Anthem. This is Jockey Mother. Alex, what the hell's going on out there?
[Bill] God damn company penny pinchers, am I right?
[Bill] Jesus, Alex. Thank God.
[Bill] Now, Alex, just wait
[Bill] Now, you be careful out there,  Alex.
[Bill] Well, thank the fucking Lord.
[birds chirping]
[boards creaking]
[Bob the Robot] Affirmative. It appears the cargo is in the front car.
[Bob] Don't forget to look out for guards in the rear car.
[Bob] Holy shit, what a mess.
[Bob] It's too heavily armored.
[Bob] Shit, did I mention  the automatic guns?
[Bob] Uh, wait a second. I'm getting a new energy reading.
[bone crunching]
[bones crunching]
[bones crunching]
[both laugh]
[both laugh]
[bottles clinking]
[breathing heavily]
[cackles]
[camera clicks]
[cameras click]
[car horns honking]
[cat growls]
[cat growls]
[cat growls]
[cat meows]
[cat meows]
[cat meows]
[cat meows]
[cat purring]
[cat] Yes. Oh, that's nice.
[cat] Yes. Once we could open up our own tuna cans,
[cats meow]
[cats meowing]
[cats meowing]
[chains clink]
[chanting] Go, team.
[cheering]
[cheering]
[chickens squawk]
[chittering]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles]
[chuckles] Great.
[chuckles] I'm sorry,  you should see your face.  It's
[chuckles] This place was bad luck for him too.
[chuckling] Come on.
[chuckling] Don't worry, kid. I cried my first time too.
[Claire] He was a handsome man, even after all his transformations.
[Claire] Over the next several decades,
[clang]
[clattering]
[clears throat]
[clicks]
[clock tower chimes]
[Colby] After the tenth mission in a row without a scratch,
[Colby] All hands, LZ is compromised.
[Colby] Contact, two o'clock, 150 meters.
[Colby] Go!
[Colby] Hen House, this is Lima One Three, confirm LZ is clear. Over.
[Colby] Henhouse, this is Lima One Three. Ninja One One Two secured.
[Colby] Henhouse, this is Lima One Three. We are a no go.
[Colby] I flew 19 more combat missions with Lucky Thirteen.
[Colby] I got you.
[Colby] I'll cover you until ammo's out, then I'll scuttle.
[Colby] I'll keep up the suppressing fire. Get your men aboard.
[Colby] Jacko, take 'em out.
[Colby] Marines, one minute.
[Colby] On three separate sorties,
[Colby] Our first op, the enemy attacked one of our terraform stations,
[Colby] Roger that.
[Colby] She brought us home safely every time.
[Colby] Shit, we got one more.
[Colby] The terraformer looks bent.
[Colby] They patched us all up,
[Colby] We're right here, Sergeant.
[Commander] Eleven dead.
[Commander] Good. I want him alive.
[Commander] Shit.
[computer] Altitude! Pull up.
[computer] Chaff. Flares.
[computer] Proximity caution.
[continues on radio]  ♪ Two steps forward, baby ♪
[continuous tone rising in pitch]
[controlled breathing]
[coughing]
[coughing]
[coughing] That's it, then?
[coughs]
[country banjo music plays]
[country guitar music playing]
[country guitar music playing]
[cowbell clanks]
[creature growling]
[creature growls and snorts]
[creature growls]
[creature howls]
[creature moans]
[creature moans]
[creature snorts]
[crickets chirping]
[crickets chirping]
[crickets chirping]
[cries]
[crowd gasps]
[crowd gasps]
[crowd yells] Down with yogurt, down
[debris tumbling]
[Decker panting]
[Decker sniffs]
[dialing number]
[Dicko] Are you scared now?
[Dicko] Silly fucking girl.
[Dicko] What are you?
[dispatch] Confirmed. Watch your sensors.
[dispatch] Lima Squadron, this is Henhouse.
[distant clattering]
[distant drumming]
[distant flare fires]
[distant gunfire]
[distant howling]
[distant howling]
[distant hubbub]
[distant rapid gunfire]
[distant screaming]
[distant shouting]
[Doctor] Mr. Flynn, this is definitely it.
[Doctor] The legend has it that  feeding on them makes his flesh burn.
[doom laden music plays]
[door closes loudly]
[door opens]
[door slams]
[door squeaks open]
[door thud echoes]
[Dvorchack laughs]
[Dvorchack] And that's when a  big old light bulb went off in my head.
[Dvorchack] Yes, sir, the dump's my home.
[East Asian melody plays]
[East Asian music intensifies]
[eerie ethereal music plays]
[eerie string music playing]
[eerie string music plays]
[electric crackling]
[electric humming]
[electrical buzz]
[electrical buzz]
[electronic beeping and whirring]
[electronic buzz]
[electronic buzz]
[electronic humming]
[electronic throbbing]
[electronic throbbing]
[electronic throbbing]
[engine revs]
[engine roars]
[engine spluttering]
[engine starts]
[erratic electronic music plays]
[ethereal electronic music plays]
[everyone laughs]
[exhales angrily] Fucking men.
[exhales]
[exhales]
[father] Liang, have you seen  any sign of pups?
[female voice] Hello, Thom. [echoes]
[flies buzzing]
[folk music plays]
[footsteps approaching]
[frantic instrumental music plays]
[frantic menacing music plays]
[frantic music plays]
[frantic music plays]
[futuristic music plays]
[Gail sighs]
[Gail] Let's check again.
[Gail] The time rate in there  must be different.
[Gail] Uh huh.
[gargled scream]
[Gary] Hey, boss?
[Gary] Shit, sorry!
[gasping and wheezing]
[gasping]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps]
[gasps] Ahh!
[gasps] Oh!
[gears click and whir]
[gears grind]
[gears whirring and clanking]
[generators power down]
[ghouls growl]
[ghouls howl]
[Greta] I don't think it was your fault.
[Greta] It's always the same  routing error. Brings everyone here.
[Greta] Yes, it is.
[Greta] You like the view?
[groaning]
[groans and gasps]
[groans and gurgles]
[groans in pain]
[groans]
[groans]
[groans]
[groans]
[groans] We can rest the night here.
[ground rumbles]
[growling and hissing]
[growling and roaring]
[growling and wicked laughter]
[growling]
[growling]
[growling]
[growls and laughs wickedly]
[growls]
[growls]
[growls]
[growls]
[growls]
[growls]
[growls]
[growls]
[growls]
[growls]
[growls]
[growls]
[growls]
[grunts repeatedly]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[grunts] Fucking little cunt!
[gulps] My balls!
[gun clicks]
[gun cocks]
[gun shot]
[gun shot]
[gunfire continues]
[gunshot]
[gunshot]
[gurgling]
[gurgling] Just a couple of  bioware processors
[gurgling] Neat... trick.
[gurgling] Not... good... enough.
[Hank] Beth, get to the bunker now!
[Hank] Hang on.
[Hank] I'm in pursuit, hon.
[Hank] Jesus. More breaches?
[Hank] Will you two knock it off? We've got work to do.
[Hawk] Contact.  Move up and match velocity.
[Hawk] Wanna know what that looks like? Your head's full of 'em.
[heavy breathing]
[heavy breathing]
[heavy panting]
[heavy thud]
[Henry] Beth, you need to shoot right down this fucker's throat.
[Henry] Go on, get outta here. Shoo!
[Henry] I already tried that,  it's not budging.
[Henry] I'm coming up on the breach, hon. Darn cows are in front of it.
[Henry] Thing's ugly as sin
[Henry] We're gonna need more ammo real soon, Beth.
[Henry] Yeah!
[high pitched chattering]
[hisses]
[hisses]
[hissing growl]
[hissing]
[hissing]
[horse neighs]
[horse neighs]
[howling]
[howls in pain]
[howls]
[howls]
[hydraulic hiss]
[hydraulic hiss]
[hydraulic hiss]
[ice rattles in glass]
[In a female voice]  Breathtaking.
[in a male voice]  Lost? Okay, that's rich.
[in a male voice] Uh... we are fucking lost, aren't we?
[in disbelief] Greta?
[in English accent] Yeah,  I saw that little one eyeing ya.
[in Russian accent] Yeah, it's Vladimir. Leave a message.
[inaudible]
[incoming message alert]
[increasingly faster beeping]
[industrial dance music plays]
[inhales deeply]
[Inspector laughs]
[intense orchestral music plays]
[intense orchestrated music plays]
[Ivrina] Cheating, that's what it was.
[Ivrina] I don't think anyone cares, mate.
[Ivrina] There a problem?
[Ivrina] Yeah, I just wanna know how they engineered that solid piece, that's all.
[Jake] Come on! Plenty more where that came from.
[Jake] Incoming!
[Jake] Oh, fuck!
[Jake] Twenty minutes? We ain't gonna last two minutes out here.
[jazzy music plays]
[Kali] Wait! Just blow the mines...
[keyboard clacking]
[keys jangle]
[keys tapping]
[knife clanging]
[laughing]
[laughing]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs]
[laughs] Are those boffins trying to grab your bum again?
[laughs] Did you see that?
[laughs] I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.
[laughs] It is not. Is it?
[laughs] Sucker. Heh, yeah.
[laughs] That's what I'm talking about. We might even make a bonus for this run.
[laughs] This way. Here we go.
[laughs] Wow!
[laughter]
[laughter]
[Lee shouting] Spike!
[Lee] Come on, boys.  First round's on Dave.
[Lee] Copy that.
[Lee] Guns!
[Lee] Spike!
[Lee] Ten seconds to intercept.
[Lee] They're jamming us.
[Lee] Two squads of enemy grunts in the brush,
[Liang] Hey! Leave her alone!
[Liang] How is hunting?
[Liang] I also serve our English masters.
[Liang] I ended up in Hong Kong,
[Liang] I meant what I said to Yan.
[Liang] I told her I would do it.
[Liang] I'm going to leave the village.
[Liang] It was five years later that my father died.
[Lieutenant sighs]
[Lieutenant] I can feel it.
[Lieutenant] I raised that concern also.
[Lieutenant] In November 1919, after  the White Army was forced to retreat,
[Lieutenant] In the trees!
[Lieutenant] The Air Force is busy with the Germans besieging Stalingrad.
[Lieutenant] They would more likely end us for revealing their past mistakes.
[Lieutenant] Time to earn your pay.
[lock clicks]
[loud breathing outside]
[loud clanging and rattling]
[loud pounding]
[loud thud]
[low growling]
[low growling]
[low growling]
[majestic orchestral music plays]
[majestic orchestral music swells]
[male narrator] When I was a child, the whole world was full of magic.
[male voice] Blue Goose, this is Arkangel Dispatch.
[male voice] Do you need me to sing you a lullaby, Thom?
[man 1] Who are these two douchebags starin' at us all day?
[man 1] You know what ship we're riding, right?
[man 2] Get in. Hurry. Covering.
[man 2] I don't know. I'm tired  of looking at that broccoli in her teeth.
[man 2] It's not a ship, it's a fucking coffin with wings.
[man 2] Reloading!
[man 2] This area smells like shit.
[man 2] We're clear for remote relay,  boss.
[man coughs]
[man groaning]
[man groans and grunts]
[man groans]
[man groans]
[man in Irish accent] Hey, boss, how's it going?
[man screams]
[man via radio] Decker, you got eyes on the fucker?
[man via radio] Decker? Talk to me, bro.
[man whimpers and groans]
[man yells] Hey, I need help here.
[man yells] Malenchenko!
[man yells] Move out!
[man] All right, boys, on me. Move.
[man] Condition one rifles.
[man] Copy that. Break off contact.
[man] Copy, Anthem. We got you monitored.
[man] Cover me!
[man] Cutter? Colby, you okay?
[man] Enemy in sight. Fire at will!
[man] First team, you got the ten to two. Second team, you got the two to six.
[man] Go!
[man] Headed back for their barrow?
[man] Henhouse, this is Ninja One One Two.
[man] Hmm. Well, if he could hit a target that tiny,
[man] Hold on. Wait a second.
[man] I had that dream about your sister again last night.
[man] Just fucking wait!
[man] Let's get this done. Those T 28s show up, we're fucked.
[man] Let's just talk.
[man] Lima One Three, we have a visual on you.
[man] LZ looks clear.
[man] My sweet Tsiao Jung.
[man] Oh, come now.
[man] Oh.
[man] Sonnie!
[man] Thank God.
[man] The assholes wouldn't leave.
[man] Wait!
[man] We're good to go, ma'am. That was close.
[mechanical throbbing stops]
[mechanical throbbing]
[Mel grunts]
[Mel] Sorry, sweetheart, playtime's over.
[men cough and groan]
[men hum]
[men laughing]
[men yelling]
[menacing drum music plays]
[menacing music plays]
[menacing music plays]
[metal banging]
[metal clanging]
[metal crashing]
[metal grinding]
[metallic rattling]
[mic feedback]
[Micky] Oh, so you found one too?
[mimicking mother] Son, you're skin  and bones. Are you recharging properly?
[mimics drill sergeant] Do you hear me, Cadet?
[moaning] Tsiao Jung, have you come for me?
[moos]
[motor fan stops]
[motor running]
[Mr. Flynn grunts]
[Mr. Flynn laughs]  Sounds like he found our little gift.
[Mr. Flynn] Fire!
[Mr. Flynn] Hold on, Doc.
[Mr. Flynn] Is that what  we're looking for, Doctor?
[Mr. Flynn] Just don't bring the whole damn castle down on us.
[Mr. Flynn] Little pussy here  saved our lives.
[Mr. Flynn] Mercenaries are  like hookers, Doctor:
[muted roar]
[narrator's voice distorting] Result: Causality loop annihilates time and space
[narrator] Caught in the crossfire
[narrator] Killed by marathon fornication with four Viennese prostitutes.
[narrator] Killed by run away  horse drawn wagon filled with bratwurst.
[narrator] Killed by suffocation when encased in a block of gelatin.
[narrator] Killed during a brawl on the steps of the Academy of Fine Arts.
[narrator] Naturally, the politicians didn't follow instruction.
[narrator] Now, ten years later, humanity is happy, healthy, and wealthy.
[narrator] Oops! Sorry about that. Thank you for choosing Multiversity!
[narrator] The government declared  martial law,
[narrator] The yogurt  was crafty and shrewd...
[narrator] This dump's my home.
[narrator] Welcome to Multiversity,
[narrator] When the yogurt took over, we all made the same jokes.
[Okhchen] Comrade Lieutenant!
[Okhchen] I can hear them coming.
[Okhchen] I've never seen so many tunnels.
[Okhchen]There's too many of them.
[older man shouts] Hey!
[ominous electronic music playing]
[ominous music playing]
[operator] Emergency services. What's your emergency?
[opponent roars]
[pained gasps]
[pained growl]
[pained grunt]
[pained howl]
[pained roar]
[pained snarl]
[panicked breathing]
[panicked breathing]
[panicked breathing]
[panicked breathing]
[panicked breathing]
[panicked shouting]
[panting heavily]
[panting heavily]
[panting heavily]
[panting]
[panting]
[panting]
[panting]
[panting]
[panting]
[panting]
[panting]
[panting]
[panting]
[panting]
[Pearly yelps]
[Pearly] Come on out, ya little monster.
[Pogodin] Stop your whining.
[pounding dance music continues]
[pounding dance music playing]
[president chuckles slowly]
[propeller thumping]
[radio clicks off]
[radio crackles]
[radio crackling]
[radio static]
[rapid beeping]
[rapid beeping]
[rapid beeping]
[rapid beeping]
[rapid beeping]
[rapid gun fire]
[rapid gunfire]
[rattling]
[recording] You have reached the number of
[reverse gear beeping]
[rhythmic stomping]
[roaring]
[roaring]
[roaring]
[roars in pain]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[roars]
[Rob] I guess they went through a little bit of a pyramid phase.
[Rob] I wonder if we're their gods?
[Rob] It's like I'm blinded.
[Rob] What's that?
[robot 1] Oh, look, it's doing something.
[robot 1] What does that mean?
[robot 1] You've seen  one post apocalyptic city,
[robot 2] Come on. Giddy up, guys! We've got so much to see.
[robot 2] Hey, guys, stop goofing around and check this out.
[robot 3] I guess this means we are extending our vacation, right?
[robot 3] Is it me,  or this thing screams "phallus"?
[robot 3] Is it working?
[robot 3] It's called a ball.
[robot 3] Out of curiosity, what do you trace your ancestry back to?
[robot 3] Show me what you've got,  big boy.
[robot 3] The idea behind these was to annihilate as many humans as possible,
[robot 3] Their intake orifices  had rocky pegs
[robot 3] Tip for next time.
[robot 3] We all have fusion batteries,  dummy.
[robot 3] Yeah, well, welcome to humans.
[robot 3] You're looking good, girl.  Say "terabyte".
[rock music plays]
[Rookie panting]
[rumbling]
[rumbling]
[rumbling]
[rustling]
[sarcastic] Now that's  a gutsy fashion statement.
[sarcastically] Great idea, boss.
[scoffs] If they're smart, they'll be trying hard not to piss me off.
[screaming]
[screaming]
[screaming]
[screaming]
[screams]
[screams]
[screams]
[screams]
[screams]
[screams]
[screams]
[screams]
[screams]
[screams]
[screams]
[screeches in pain]
[screeches]
[Sergei] And the planes we requested?
[Sergei] We must take this information to our superiors.
[Sergei] Who was he?
[shouting] ...Khanivore!
[shouting] Come on, motherfucker!
[shouting] Fuck you!
[shouting] It's Turboraptor!
[shouting] Micky, Gary!
[shouting] Oh, fuck!
[shouting] Oh, shit!
[shouting] Quit fucking around, I'm serious.
[shouting] Shit!
[shouting] Shut the door!
[shouting] We'll be right behind you,
[shouting] What the fuck?
[shouts]
[shouts] Don't be crazy!
[shouts] Fuck!
[shouts] Fucker!
[shouts] I'm going up there!
[shouts] Look at her!
[shouts] Of course they fucking do!
[shrieking]
[shrieks]
[shrieks]
[shrieks]
[sighs deeply]
[sighs in relief]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs]
[sighs] Another bite and I'd burst.
[sighs] Fuck.
[sighs] Holy shit!
[sighs] I mean, come on, everyone knows
[sighs] Thanks, Greta.
[sighs] Too soon.
[sighs] Yeah.
[sighs] You ought to go talk to her, Hank.
[silence]
[silence]
[silence]
[Simon gurgling]
[Simon pants] Doctor!
[Simon screams]
[Simon shouts]  Doctor!
[Simon] Oh, fuck me.
[siren blares]
[siren blaring]
[slowed] M o t h e r f u c k e r!
[slurps]
[snarling]
[snarls]
[snickers]
[sniffing]
[sniffs]
[sniffs]
[sniffs]
[sniffs]
[sniffs]
[sniffs]
[soaring orchestral music plays]
[Sobieski shouts] Claws and blood, baby!
[soldiers] Condition one rifles!
[somber electronic music plays]
[Sonnie coughs and laughs]
[Sonnie whispers] Are you scared now?
[Sonnie] No.
[speaking Romanian]
[speaking Romanian]
[squeaking gears]
[squeaking]
[striptease music plays]
[Sui] Come on! You little pussy!
[Sui] Don't worry about me.
[Sui] Last one.
[Sui] Rookie, get your lug nuts up here.
[Suzy] Fuck me.
[tearfully] if you need anything,
[tearfully] You're not ready.
[tense East Asian music playing]
[tense string music playing]
[Thom sighs deeply]
[Thom sighs]
[thumping electronic music plays]
[thumping electronic music plays]
[tires screech]
[tires screeching]
[triumphant orchestral music plays]
[Tsiao Jung] No!
[upbeat orchestrated music plays]
[Vladimir] Okay, stay.
[Wes] But it was made of bone. That's not against the rules, is it?
[Wes] Link's strong. None of those glitches we had last time.
[Wes] Oh, thank you.
[Wes] Think they got someone to clean that up?
[whale singing]
[wheezing]
[whimpers]
[whimsical fantasy music plays]
[whirring]
[whirring]
[whispers] You are a very brave boy.
[whistles loudly]
[whistles loudly]
[whistles]
[whistles]
[whistles] Here, boy!
[whistling]
[wife] How'd it go, Hank?
[wind howling]
[wind howls]
[wind whistling]
[window squeaks]
[window squeaks]
[wolf whistle]
[wolf whistle]
[wolf whistle]
[woman 1] I don't dive...
[woman breathing heavily]
[woman in Irish accent] Jockey Mother, this is Anthem.
[woman screams]
[woman screams]
[woman screams]
[woman screams]
[woman] Aaah!
[woman] Come on, Hank,  that scarecrow was a gift.
[woman] In here, please.
[woman] Like millions of others,
[woman] That last wetware update seems to have cleared that up.
[woman] The air wing has a tradition:
[woman] Wes, you're a beaut. She's purring like a kitten in there.
[woman] You know what I love about you? Your class.
[Yan groaning in pain]
[Yan shouts] No! Stop!
[Yan] A terrible thing  had been done to me.
[Yan] I'm ready.
[Yan] I'm stuck now in this human form:
[Yan] Where will you go?
[yawning]
[yawns] I'm gonna sleep in the back seat.
[yells in fury]
[yells in German]
[yells in German]
[yells in German]
[yells in German]
[yells in German]
[yells in German]
[yells]
[yells]
[yells]
[yells]
[yells]
[yells] Vladimir!
[yelps in pain]
[yogurt] Follow it exactly.
[yogurt] We told you not to deviate from the plan.
[younger man laughs]
[younger man shouts] I wanna swim! [laughs]
[younger man] Holy shit!
[younger man] It's...
[Zima] I will immerse myself.
♪ And it's one step forward, baby Two steps back ♪
♪ And then somebody new set the... ♪
♪ Don't you lay your body  ♪
♪ Don't you lay your body down ♪
♪ Down ♪
♪ Down ♪
♪ I don't know what to believe ♪
♪ I gave it all, yeah, I gave it... ♪
♪ I know the truth, but for you... ♪
♪ I'll never, never Break the silence ♪
♪ I've been running out ♪
♪ If you're looking, you won't find it ♪
♪ If you're looking, you won't find it ♪
♪ Living in the shadows ♪
♪ Living in the shadows Living in the shadows ♪
♪ Living in the shadows Living in the shadows ♪
♪ Mm hmm. ♪
♪ Now it's all just a fight to breathe ♪
♪ Of a broken heart ♪
♪ Oh, won't you help pick up the pieces ♪
♪ The smoke is clearing out ♪
♪ Three steps back ♪
♪ When I look inside I don't have to hide ♪
♪ Who's the enemy? Don't know what to believe ♪
♪ Who's the enemy? Don't know what to believe ♪