Fresh Off the Boat - Season 2 Edit

A "G" and a nerd sharing a room.

A a a a and... and create a whole new identity.

A a and by that I mean...

A a and likely a stringed instrument...

A baby girl's.

A big mess at Shaq Motors Nashville.

A big shoutout to my new boyfriend...

A brand new 1995 Honda accord in champagne pearl,

A bunch of math and science questions?

A c plus?!

A Cabbage Patch Kid possessed by a demon

A cabbage soup diet?

A couple days away recharges me.

A couple of light jokes... nothing political.

A daughter?

A dream?!

A few days of starvation,

A few judge worthy secrets of her own.

A flight attendant wouldn't have the eggs to do that.

A free toaster checking account.

A girl Eddie likes.

A girl.

A great colonial just came on the market.

A group of tn boys are going to egg it.

A grown woman dressed as a pig?

A human sibling.

A lifelong father son connection.

A little bag of almonds and a pear.

A little bit more... under. Under her arms.

A little Dutch courage for the dance floor, huh?

A little too perfect.

A long interracial same sex hug?

A mint condition Garbage Pail Kid...

A more active role in the community,

A movie? How is that gonna fix anything?

A name that was easier for people pronounce,

A perfect nine for nine.

A pig from the forest.

A poem?

A quiet night alone gives us the chance to focus

A schedule for Emery's training.

A second car is going to make our lives so much easier.

A smart, talented, female musician

A speaker who's not on the agenda...

A successful Chinese American business owner

A supply closet in a top manager's office?!

A two piece, low deflection, maple shaft pool cue.

A viable business.

A way we're okay with other people knowing about.

A whole year goes by before you get another.

A Whopper.

A wig of lies.

A'ight. A'ight.

A'ight. A'ight.

Aaaaaaaah!

Aaaah! What are you doing?!

Aaah! Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Hup!

About dumb things.

About how you chose your name.

About journalistic integrity

About legal briefs.

About our wedding night.

About taking a couples' cooking class.

About this concert that you want me to do for you on the moon.

About this Wolfgang Chang's whack ass Chinese food?

About three months.

About time you asked me.

Above ground pools are a real tack fest.

Absolutely anytime.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

According to our research,

According to the counter, 149.

According to the review,

According to this,

Ace! Go, Chang. Whoo!

Achoo!

Acknowledge a mutual wrongdoing.

Action movies.

Actually, I found someone who will do it for free.

Actually, I have a pair of really good seats,

Actually, it's pronounced Butte Juice with a long "U."

Actually, she looked great. She jogs a lot.

Add value.

Admit you wanted to ruin my Thanksgiving.

Adrian!

Afro Brazilian dancing!

After all that, you can't even tell what name he chose.

After class.

After dinner, can we watch "Caroline in the City"?

After dinner, can we watch "Caroline in the City"?

After Emery's graduation,

After Michael Chang.

After some setbacks, we're ready to

After you slandered us on the Internet.

After you tried the chili?

Afternoon, Nicole.

Again.

Again.

Agree to agree.

Agree to disagree.

Ah choo! See? Oreos?

Ah, all those white Santas are just Chinese Santa's Mitches.

Ah, but that sounds expensive.

Ah, Hector made chocolate cake today.

Ah, here we are.

Ah, I need to go on a diet.

Ah, I only brought them to hold down my banner.

Ah, it's right there in the crack.

Ah, our most popular account. Right this way.

Ah, sure is different from our generation, huh?

Ah, would you look at that, huh?

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes. The skeptic.

Ah, you see, one on one instruction

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Don't lift him by the neck, Louis.

Ah.

Ah.

Aha!

Ahh!

Ahh. All clear.

Ain't that some bunk, G Dubs?

Alison doesn't know about that.

Alison is officially my girlfriend.

Alison says hi.

Alison told me she used to have a crush on you,

Alison would think I had a honey on the side.

Alison wouldn't care.

Alison, I have so many questions for you.

Alison, you can partner with Ned.

Alison!

Alison!

Alison!

Alison! Chili bar's ready!

Alison?

Alison?

Alison.

Alison's gonna be so happy she can go with me.

Alison's got good guy Billy.

All alone.

All at the same cotton commercial.

All day milky way.

All day tomorrow.

All I am saying is if you're going to hang out with a woman,

All I ever wanted was shiny hair like hers

All I found was a Chow YunFat calendar.

All I had was a movie.

All in favor of the Huangs' pool?

All is fair on Halloween.

All my friends are in high school,

All opposed?

All right, 7!

All right, buck, what's the damage for the tips?

All right, everyone,

All right, how about we, uh...

All right, I i know I'm not always good

All right, I've been eavesdropping,

All right, now to turn our attention

All right, people.

All right, then, I guess the only thing left

All right, then. Uh, yeah. I'll see you later, then.

All right, we were debating who'd win in a fight...

All right!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Let's go up.

All right. Let's see what's under the hood.

All right. Okay.

All that orange soda made his blood sweet, and then the lice came.

All that talk about your mom got in my head,

All the action is two blocks over, on Highland Avenue.

All the franchise power players are gonna be there.

All the ladies in here are fully clothed.

All the way to money town!

All the way to N'awlins.

All the work and no tip?

All they want to talk about is cars, fire,

All this will be in addition to school.

All those in favor of cow mailboxes

All those places.

All those times at night when you just hurt me

All we do is cook chili and not eat any of it.

All you can eat seafood medley for $4.99.

All you got to do with mean kids

All you have to do is day drink and criticize her weight

All you have to do is sit back

All you women want is someone to treat you like trash.

All Zetas are trash.

Alligators roam at night.

Alligators?

Almost. I just need to let it cool off.

Already?

Also, all stuffed animals need to be isolated for 24 hours.

Also, I still have to take pictures of the flip hou...

Also, it's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Also, since Connie always buys canned cranberry sauce,

Also, the President is on the line for you.

Also, you can't share food.

Although he obviously combed the bear.

Although I'm surprised you got so upset

Although not state funded, unit on dissection

Although, I have thought about it...

Alvin and the Chipmunks, Alvin's solo album,

Always calm in a crisis,

Always drinking.

Am I the green janitor or the red janitor?

Amanda?

Amazing, right?

Amy Grant works from the inside out.

An "Archie Digest" for the bathroom

An above ground pool?

An entrant has been disqualified

An off the cuff emotional speech?

An old woman lives in a shoe, bears eat porridge..

An owl?

And "good" isn't good enough, either.

And a classy girl like that

And a convention's in town,

And a dinner reservation at Csonka's steakhouse?

And a pair of fuzzy dice for the rearview mirror.

And above ground pools?

And after all that, we're only gonna break even.

And after it was over,

And all I have for mom are these film canister earrings.

And all our eggs are broken.

And also smart. You should be smart

And an accomplished scientist?

And another round of bud lights.

And anyone can listen in.

And as the queen,

And at his weight,

And ate up all the oyster cadavers.

And attack you where you're most vulnerable.

And back on the damn gourds!

And be reminded of the biggest mistake of my life.

And be sure to use fertilizer without urea.

And become a business mogul,

And before we begin, a quick announcement.

And before you know it,

And blow everyone's mind.

And boom... Problem solved.

And both own their own businesses,

And brought back a Jackson's worth of candy.

And build a Halloween destination of our own.

And buy her some fancy chocolates.

And check this out... the door...

And civil rights leader.

And clean your room?

And clearing our name.

And clip off the chimney tops.

And concise, like a man's.

And Connie never lets me forget it.

And convinced you both to rent it out,

And das boot that right off your account.

And deliver my poem in a completely different way.

And didn't waste time on girls or beer

And do pictures that actually show the house.

And don't bet on the dolphins.

And don't worry... I told Mom

And downtown there's Stars and Stripes and Solids,

And Eddie was named after the child villain

And Emery's graduating elementary school

And every year, I'm forced to think about it.

And everyone at school says he's not Chinese.

And fix up the place while you're at it.

And floated the idea of mounting his head on my wall?

And for that, they deserve our respect.

And for your information, she ate a spider.

And from an H.R. standpoint,

And Gayle can be Gayle because she has Oprah.

And get your emergency Keds from the trunk.

And give them a romantic night alone?

And got us a table at Chez français.

And got us our first family Internet computer!

And grass jelly drink.

And group five is Huang, Masterson,

And guess who became a real estate agent.

And had to reschedule, even though I drank

And hard work always pays off.

And have some fun with some role play improv exercises.

And he goes through napkins like wildfire.

And he just said, "Oh, well."

And he sells it for lots of money,

And he takes a photograph of her,

And he will always be training.

And he'll be here when you get home from school.

And he's always liked you.

And he's been trying to trap it ever since.

And he's Chinese!

And he's learning from the best.

And head over.

And hired Mitch to be the white face of the restaurant?

And hookers clocking off.

And hopefully they just come off in the shower.

And how about how Evan always takes your blanket

And how many people will be staying in the room?

And I am a notary.

And I appreciate that... but I'm out.

And I appreciate that... but I'm out.

And I appreciate you stepping up and doing a good job.

And I bet Jessica and Louis aren't doing anything.

And I can't do anything about it?

And I can't imagine what they say when I'm not.

And I can't tell her why because of your Oprah muzzle.

And I couldn't come back until it was gone.

And I didn't give her any!

And I do not want a repeat of last year.

And I don't know if we're supposed to be saying that

And I don't like the way your son treats him.

And I don't want to lose you.

And I failed.

And I feel like it could change my life.

And I fell.

And I felt bad about drinking all of your wine, so...

And I figure, why not bring my boy Louis in

And I forgave her, and she didn't accept it.

And I get to keep my pool.

And I got a kiss from the midwife's assistant.

And I got jealous.

And I hide the presents.

And I know how to start a fire.

And I know when to do it, too.

And I know why.

And I know you do, too.

And I know you were supposed to take photos

And I lost my temper,

And I made a big show out of pre ordering extra ranch.

And I made you these earrings.

And I messed it up.

And I missed it!

And I need to discuss something important with you.

And I re took the pictures for the broker's magazine

And I rejoined under my alias, Sydney Jones.

And I sa... sorry.

And I saw him for like 10 minutes, total, my whole life.

And I saw you talking with Nicole.

And I still have your watch, like I said I would.

And I think...

And I thought you might like some snacks from the restaurant.

And I thought you were being careless,

And I wanted to make sure you made the best impression possible.

And I was hoping they might help me figure it out.

And I was like, "Is he watching me?"

And I would be left to manage on my own...

And I would like to sit

And I wouldn't be here.

And I wouldn't want it to be weird.

And I'd drink a glass of that fresh water

And I'd love to take you to my Uncle's bar.

And I'll be back to 100%.

And I'll name all 31 flavors.

And I'll stick my arm in.

And I'll take Evan and Emery to the store,

And I'm gonna find out who.

And I'm like, "Right here.

And I'm not gonna have her think I'm a liar.

And I'm now teaching...

And I'm tapping five mana to cast Ancestral Tentacle Grab,

And I've been sleeping with olive oil in it

And I've never seen you guys kiss.

And if he owns the patent, he must be M.C. Hammer rich!

And if I don't score on you, you can give me double homework.

And if it's anywhere on the Internet, it'll come up.

And if we rent it out, we will.

And if you can't handle that, we're never gonna work.

And if you don't show up after school

And if you spill it, it cleans, not stains.

And in addition to being a cattleman,

And included our college transcripts and LSAT scores.

And it cut our breakfast budget to zero.

And it is a serious health hazard.

And it made me think.

And it made me think...

And it sucked.

And it was everything I hoped for...

And it was just Marvin and I alone on the dance floor.

And it's a great deal, so...

And it's been nothing but problems.

And it's being held at Gator World?

And it's the middle of the day.

And it's water resistant up to 100 meters.

And Janet would have said, "That's the Way Love Goes."

And just ran off with that other fella...

And just said things were "nice,"

And just... throw.

And knew I was an Evan.

And lastly, Gloria's Chili!

And lead to her downfall.

And let me tell you, Mey Mey,

And let the rent checks roll in.

And let's just say the bathrooms are very realistic.

And let's not forget a little place called

And let's win one for Charlie Sheen's brother!

And lice will be gone tomorrow.

And listen to music.

And little people elves, who, with gusto,

And living happily ever after?

And look.

And looking through your bedroom window?

And lose the bowls on the table.

And love poisoning

And make jokes about farts.

And make sure I lock the door after I leave.

And make sure to put lavender drops in her cloth diapers.

And making it harder than it already was in a new country?

And me and Jasmine could double date.

And mine was just a silly cow mailbox.

And mismatch a few.

And most people who play are men.

And move them to the top of the list.

And my brother Eddie

And my little brother, Evan,

And my mom for always wanting what's best

And my tooth was knocked out of my head.

And neither will you.

And no one made any money off of it.

And no posted signage. And no posted signage.

And not know a wig when you see one.

And not miss any crucial deductions.

And now a medley by the Orlando Youth Orchestra.

And now I don't know how to get out.

And now I have to get tutored

And now I'd like to introduce our next valedictorian,

And now it is my turn.

And now let's move on to the three finalists.

And now she just walks around like nothing even happened.

And now she needs an emperor's kiss

And now that your mom knew me as Louis,

And now they send me coupons!

And now, your valedictorian,

And occasionally a smooth criminal.

And pause.

And picked us up some dinner from Wolfgang Chang's.

And pleasant.

And pork.

And press.

And promote the restaurant, not make a fool out of yourself.

And prove to me that you're responsible,

And put the presents out under the tree.

And put them back in my bin.

And re sold it for double the price.

And relive our memories of thanksgivings past.

And rented a bunch of movies.

And sadly, one of our students has already fallen victim.

And said we should come ready to play ball.

And saw he had carelessly left my watch lying on his bed.

And say "what's up" to fat Joe.

And say, "Trash?

And score a basket on him,

And scream into one of these jars.

And see how important she is to our business.

And seeing if anyone can buy us booze.

And she can't be taller than me.

And she hasn't even talked to me...

And she loves negotiating.

And she must never have ever been

And she said, "there are no nuns here by that name."

And she takes care of three kids,

And she values your money.

And she's a Realtor.

And show people that you can laugh at yourself.

And show that brains are as valuable as brawn.

And sink as many balls as you can.

And six shirts that I mix and match

And so she said, "we don't do returns."

And so, we got divorced, and I re enlisted in the Navy.

And some cocaine.

And some shrimpy nuggets.

And sometimes a guy doing an impression

And sometimes you just want girl time.

And Steve making everybody play charades.

And tall.

And tell everyone how you have tiny, little...

And thank you to everyone else who supported me.

And that can't happen.

And that means we lost.

And that one married a man wealthier than you.

And that would be tragic.

And that's Eddie.

And that's factoring in Rudolph's body weight?

And that's how bagel mondays can turn into productive Tuesdays.

And that's how colonial women used milk

And that's how I get you.

And that's not fair.

And that's not me.

And that's the only reason why I took this job...

And that's why I always play monopoly...

And that's why I say that Marky Mark

And that's why I'm doing

And that's your strength.

And the food and the vet bills...

And the Golden Stockpot goes to...

And the Gulf between you will grow.

And the investment house is safe.

And the lowest I can go is $21,000.

And the lowest I can go is $25,000.

And the materials to build the coops

And the new 8th graders hate me because I picked on them last year

And the next thing is,

And the other is built on chaos and mayhem.

And then a photographer comes along,

And then drop Eddie off at practice.

And then everyone was laughing,

And then explode at the smallest thing.

And then he left to get us all coffee.

And then he'll just buy an election.

And then here I am.

And then I lost it.

And then I said, "hey, I don't need your tax advice, Scottie Pippen."

And then I'm off to work like normal.

And then none of us will have girlfriends.

And then not pick it up?

And then sell it for beans?

And then she said, "squeeze 'em?

And then sink a three pointer?

And then somehow it just works itself out.

And then take the Robertsons to go see some condos.

And then that kid will know.

And then the girl who's our girlfriend

And then the kids being home all summer, I just...

And then the real speech is on your hand.

And then we'll know who she is.

And then you use that to relate to them.

And then you'll give it back to me.

And then, I don't remember.

And then, we talked some business.

And then... good. Okay.

And there on the table, I saw a pair of over easy eggs

And therefore permitted under HOA bylaws.

And these...

And they died.

And they have a baby and need help around the house.

And they never get bored.

And they only had one unisex bathroom.

And they refuse to leave.

And they said I could bring a date.

And they said that your check bounced.

And they turned the company around.

And they were like "hi!"

And this binder contains the complete history

And this handsome older lady.

And this is not worth missing frozen yogurt for.

And this is the best price you're gonna get.

And this is the watch you bought to replace it,

And this is what you did?

And this time, we won't miss a detail.

And this was in there.

And this way, I can get out of piccolo!

And this year, I'm gonna re create the magic

And those quarters aren't coming out of their ears,

And those whale shorts?

And thought I would surprise my favorite ladies

And throwing things at other things.

And took it with her.

And trick people...

And two of your fancy cookie pies.

And until you pay me what you owe me,

And use the money to buy a hot dogger?

And use the money to buy a hot dogger?

And we are not gonna be suckers

And we are sorry

And we danced in the mosh pit at the fall ball

And we didn't want to ruin our perfect record.

And we walked into dollywood, and I saw Dolly's house.

And we were like "hi"?

And we will not be paying any of your hidden fees.

And we'll just do this hand off...

And we're behind schedule on our prep...

And we're doing nothing."

And we're partners.

And we're still in this room.

And what business principle does this illustrate?

And what name would you like to put your library card under?

And whatever you do, don't tell Eddie.

And when I came to, I looked down.

And when I do, I'm too tired.

And when I found out we were,

And when the time is right, ask her.

And whenever you talk, it sounds like a fart.

And who do I make this out to?

And who knows where she'll be next year?

And who needs water when we have margaritas?

And who still needs a reminder

And why are the balls and the court green?

And why can't Santa be Chinese?

And you can be...

And you can each invite one friend to bring with you.

And you didn't take a single one of my ideas.

And you do it, no questions asked?

And you don't know how to get out.

And you know I only need two.

And you know that we don't have seatbelts!

And you know what else?

And you need to find somewhere else to stay.

And you never find out because you're sitting on the sidelines?

And you passed the test like school... homework... home test!

And you said he was the worst superhero ever

And you seem to have more free time.

And you stage the house?

And you stole it!

And you swapped out my speech with the pages you ripped up.

And you want to be just like me.

And you were doing this for free,

And you were jusying to do something nice.

And you will display your wedding band

And you'd be trying to eat me, too.

And you're making my point for me.

And you're not gonna get bored?

And you're right... Alison might not like you.

And you're the father.

And you're worried that you're not giving Jessica

And your driver's license to hold the reservation

And, Dave, I'm sorry, but you're a teardown.

And, girl, I'm hoping you'll say...

And, like, listen to music and stuff.

And, surprise, Louis calls and Barry's flight is delayed.

And, uh, anything he will come into contact with.

And, uh, ooh, here I made a note that Wednesday afternoon,

And...

And... and you can talk about your restaurant.

And... and... and one thing's not even mine!

And... Jobprov!

And... Scene.

Announce yourself when I come into the room.

Another cased solved by The Huang Boys...

Another master chess move by you.

Another pair of basketball heels.

Another pair of eggs

Another tortoise has appeared in the shrubbery,

Any last words?

Any progress? We're running out of time.

Any resident found in possession of one

Anyone can cry on Father's Day.

Anyone see my apron?!

Anything Eddie has touched in the past 24 hours... Ugh...

Anything for my little princess.

Anything is possible.

Anything that happens in Australia doesn't count.

Anything you want.

Anyway, have a good summer, Curtis.

Anyway, how's everything else?

Anyway, I know it's not Christmas yet, but...

Anyway, it'd be an honor to play Santa.

Anyway, she might not even be my girlfriend anymore.

Anyway, so, I get in my car...

Anyway, that was the first time I ever used my name.

Anyway, that's how my mom tried to sell me on plums.

Anyway, that's why I rented the tapes.

Anyway, that's why I rented the tapes.

Anyway, what were you saying?

Anyways, I just went nuts, and I can't explain it.

Apex predator.

Apparently a cat got into the storage room last night

Apparently there are no doors at this circuit city,

Apparently, human touch

Apparently, Marvin not only told us,

Apparently, that's how we do it, Frank.

Apparently, the medley had taken down half the restaurant,

Apparently, two weeks ago.

Apparently, we've all been dating since the fall ball.

Are any of these flowers boys, or are they all girls?

Are appropriate for a man his age.

Are Disney imagineers.

Are grandfathered in,

Are people laughing with me or at me?

Are they... afraid of you?

Are we in? Did we start?

Are we? What's my last name?

Are you a football player at a post game press conference?

Are you afraid Alison won't like you?

Are you afraid of my Pog hand?

Are you afraid, Stacey?

Are you blind?

Are you crazy?! Shop is closed!

Are you enjoying your "khikken" nuggets?

Are you firing me?

Are you firing me?

Are you getting picked on?

Are you hiding?

Are you holding your purse?

Are you in line for the bathroom?

Are you jealous your friends had fun with your mom?

Are you joking?

Are you joking?

Are you lonely?

Are you mad?

Are you not getting enough sleep or eating enough protein?

Are you posing for a picture, Marvin?

Are you really gonna have this conversation with everyone you meet?

Are you saying your career is more important than mine?

Are you still on the computer?

Are you sure? I mean, come on.

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Are you trying to get fired, Nancy?

Are you wearing a skirt?

Are..

Aren't gonna help you on the basketball court.

Aren't you embarrassed?

As a business expense.

As a dead street

As a matter of fact, Freddie, you're fired. Get out.

As a thank you for your hard work and dedication.

As an elective sophomore year.

As far as we know, she's young and healthy...

As far away from the bear as possible.

As if to say, "Show me your worst, America.

As in boring? Repetitive? Dull?

As Kenickie in "Grease" for two summer tours.

As long as it doesn't get in the way of yours.

As long as you don't mind paying for local calls.

As my apprentice.

As soon as we got home from school.

As the boot

As the fifth grade valedictorian.

As the husband of an Asian wife,

As the principal of a middle school, I'm very busy.

As we approach Eddie's third birthday,

As you can see, our staff worked really hard for you today,

As you know, every year,

As you know, Louis had an accident.

Ashley!

Ask me for money this time.

Ask Phil to give us another chance

Asking Eddie to tutor only one student

Astronauts are like flight attendants,

At a certain point, she just disappeared altogether.

At a flexible price for people worldwide.

At Claire's Boutique. Go ahead and borrow them.

At every moment... refilling my mug, taking my crayons.

At least I still got this tank!

At least it's only on the Internet.

At least poke air holes in the top.

At least we kind of heard the whole show from out here.

At least when I kept things in, I wasn't hurting anyone.

At least you don't have to go to piccolo.

At my dad's restaurant to buy something awesome.

At our school, everyone is valedictorian

At saying how I feel,

At the Beastie Boys concert.

At the fall ball by donating food or chaperoning.

At the furniture store in D.C.,

At the leaders in tournament wins and prize money,

At the restaurant tomorrow.