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Alright, New Year's resolution. New Year's resolution. What are we gonna do? I'm going to be. New Year's 123. New Year's resolution. Here we go. Eat more. Oh, good. I'm going to stop biting my nails. I'm going to be nice. Very, very nice. That's a good one. You know what? I'm going to finally program the clock on my VCR, so stop blinking at me all the time. Oh, man, I got to recharge my phone so someone can actually call me. Good for you. Hey, I'm going to wash my hands a lot. How about gloss...
Alright, New Year's resolution. New Year's resolution. What are we gonna do? I'm going to be. New Year's 123. New Year's resolution. Here we go. You can eat more. Oh, good. I'm going to stop biting my nails. I'm going to be nice. Very, very nice. That's a good one. You know what? I'm going to finally program the clock on my VCR, so stop blinking at me all the time. Oh, man, I got to recharge my phone so somebody can actually call me. Good for you. Hey, I'm going to wash my hands a lot. How ab...
Amazing mom, how sweet you are to raise a child like me. Sometimes I was good and sometimes I'm bad, but you still love me. Oh man. Oh, Mom, you've suffered. So raising a child like me. Remember that time I set the bed on fire and had to call the fire department to come over and put it out? You remember that? It was funny. And that time I jumped out the roof with my umbrella, see if I could fly. Oh yeah, you're at the store? Never mind. Word to the wise mom, leave gasoline in the hands of the...
America. Merry Christmas. Oh, I gotta calm down for the holidays. More money. Where's my medicine?
And now the Christmas stylings of Pablo and Makuza. Come on, yo-yo, let's Jingle, Jingle and wiggle, wiggle. Take it away, boys.
And that's how the bear got in my. I love that song. Oh, yeah, buddy, that's a good one. What do we do now? Tell ghost story. You guys want to hear one? Yes. OK, Scary. I thought that's scary. But every word is true. You ready just now? Let me go to the bathroom. Hey, yo-yo, just a minute. I can hear you. That's the stream. You're making a phone call. That's the brook. It's a bad babbling brook. We know what you're doing. But I feel good now. OK, I'm ready. Story time. Story time. OK, story....
And why did they get the kiss? Because they're lovable and they got it going on, baby. They got it going on. They got that thing going. And because you're nice, they can shake that thing. That's why they got a kiss.
And. Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas and Merry Christmas. A Merry Christmas, everybody. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, A Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry, Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas.
April and Paris, it is April. April showers bring May flowers, then May flowers bring little bees, and then little bees sting me and I swell up because because I'm allergic to bees. And then I gotta go to the hospital because my throat swollen up and I can't breathe and the doctor's gotta give me a shot and oxygen because if I don't, I'll die. We must get him to the hospital. I love April showers. You know how the ambulance is sound in France? Even though you're dying, they're still making th...
April and Paris, it is April. April showers bring May flowers, then May flowers bring little bees, and then little bees sting me and I swell up because because I'm allergic to bees. And then I gotta go to the hospital because my throat swollen up and I can't breathe and the doctor's gotta give me a shot and oxygen because if I don't, I'll die. We must get him to the hospital. I love April showers. You know how the ambulance is sound in France? Even though you're dying, they're still making th...
April, April, that's the month when we had to pay attaches to the government. Yes, we do. But this year we're not going to pay in cash, are we? What? We're going to partner with the government. All right, here from Lack Missouri, you can say. You barter, say, what do you do? You bring in stuff that's of equal value to the taxes you owe. Yes. To bring in, like, cans of Pickles or preserves or jams or jellies. Yeah. Or if you had like, a bunch of barbers you could buy. With your barbers. Hey, I...
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Because I say do this, do that, be this way, be that way. Don't be that way. Stop doing that. Put that down. Get you got to do it all. You got to do what you're told.
Call me, go on a date and just call me. Bring your car over and pick me up. Let's go to a restaurant or movie.
Clouds. Clouds. We love clouds. Oh, look at the clouds, man. Let's look at the clouds. The clouds you sing, it sprinkles. Come on, sing in the clouds. Come on in the clouds. Where are the clouds? Don't bother. They're here. Oh hey, that one looks like me. These are great clouds. I love a good cloud. Let's see, we can make a cloud. Let's all think about something, what we think about. Let's think about sprinkles. Sprinkle cloud. Think about something else. Look at that one. It looks like DNA,...
Dad should never take their shirts off. No, never never never never. Like they're 15 anymore. They got a 15 year old in there sloshing around. It's a sorry sight. Gravity is taking its toll on dead. Because they say do this, do that, be this way, be that way. Don't be that way. Stop doing that. Put that down. Get you got to do it all. You got to do what you're told.
Dad should never take their shirts off. No, never never, never, never. It's not like they're 15 anymore. They got a 15 year old in there sloshing around. It's a sorry sight. Gravity is taking its toll on dead.
Do you like waffles? Do you like pancakes? Yeah, we like pancakes. Do you like French toast? Yeah, I like French toast. Bubbles. Do you like pancakes? Do you like French toast? Do you like French toast?
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French, English, French, English. Do you like French or do you like English? Which way are you going? This is what's known as a Canada crossroad. Yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Hey.
French, English, French, English. Do you like French or do you like English? Which way are you going? This is what's known as a Canada crossroad. Yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes. Hey.
Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday. Woo Hoo. Friday, Friday. Friday, Friday, Friday. You know, it's finally here. Yeah, I love fried eggs. See you boss. Huebos rancheros MO Miguel. What does that mean? Something about see you tomorrow and have some eggs. See you, boss guy.
Get out the station wagon. You can't go to the bathroom until your teeth are chattering. Whenever you the dad always goes. No, we don't need to stop yet. We can go a while longer, I think. I think there's another one coming up. It doesn't even help it. Automatic drip on the side. I need a filter. But that's the fun of summer. That's the fun of road trip, road trip, road trip, road trip. We still got 4 miles because gas is so expensive. Guys, spend another $100, fill the bag. Yeah, I don't thi...
Grab your tennis shoes and your canoe and your old flat top guitar, your fishing pole, your tip full of holes and throw it in the back of the car. We're going camping. Are you ready for some camping? Out in the woods, we'll have the heck of a time we're. Going camping? Are you ready for some camping? Whoa, whoa. Out in the woods. We'll have the heck of a time. Hey, has anybody seen my candy? I can't get that zipper up on my sleeping bag. I'll never see more ducks and beans and swim in the str...
Guys, we're gonna do a singing song, and the first one who can't come up with a rhyme is out of the gate. Oh, no, 0 tolerance. OK, ready. Walking along singing a song, whether they're so nice that I'm wearing my thongs. Walking along singing a song, whether you're so nice I see King Kong. I love a King Kong singing that song. Weather is so nice. Hey, let's play ping pong. Walking along singing a song. Weather is so nice. I wish I was in Hong Kong. Singing a song. Mama, you're out. You're out....
Happy me. Whereas we're calling it this year mom Month because it's all about the mom. We love our mom. Moms are great and they should just get one stupid little day. No, they should get a whole month. A whole month. Because those moms work so hard, don't they? Every day is Mother's Day. Yes of me. They are the most unappreciated person in the family. Underpaid. Yes. Under underslept, Yeah, yeah. They sleep far less than the fathers underwear. When I think of dads, 'cause she's cleaning under...
Happy November, as we like to call it, Pilgrim Pride Month. Yeah, buddy, bring out your inner program and count your blessings. Oh, yeah, those pilgrims were so thankful for so many things. Oh, man, you could slap them silly with the thankfulness they were experiencing. Well, first thing, we're very thankful. Get off that boat. Oh yeah, sickness. So think about it. There's stinky Bo. Can't get to the railing to throw up because of the rats. And a little bit queasy cause of the scurvy. Yeah, a...
Happy October. I love October, best month of the year. I know, 'cause it's finally, when you dig, dig stuff out of the ground. Yeah, you start eating potatoes and yams and yeah, call it October. October. Could you eat tubers? That's another word for stuff you dig out of the ground and eat piddles. Yeah. It's like calling beans legumes. Thank you for explaining that. So is a peanut a tuber? I don't know. I mean, they go on the ground. Goober, goober, all my German friends. I got goober, goober...
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Hello. Hey. How you doing, buddy? Sure, I can talk. I'm fine now. I'm doing great. I'm on the elevator. I'm on the elevator. The elevator? Yeah, I'm talking to you in the elevator. You just got back from the doctor. Did you get your test results? Oh, no, No. You kidding me? Oozing. There was so much oozing. Made of puddle. Oh, my goodness. I wish I could have been there. No, seriously. Oh, that's so gross. OK, I'll see you later. Thanks for talking to me on the elevator.
Hello. Oh, yeah. It's really not a good time. I'll call you back later when I'm in the bathroom. Bye.
Hey guys, Look, it's snowing. You know, we should do what hit your friend. Laughing all the way. Warm hats on our heads. Our clay is painted pink and green. Our horse's name is Red. Hey, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells all the way. Oh, I find it is to ride in one more stop and say, hey, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle all the way. Oh, I thought it is to ride in a wild horse. Always say there's a horse chill in the air. There's nothing else. But we're drinking hot cocoa. We can feel...
Hey Pablo, how do you think our album's going so far? It's going muy bien. Yes. Is that a good thing? Very good. Do you think it's got the stuff to make people wiggle, wiggle? Oh, we can jiggle, jiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. Put the egg knock down before you do that. Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle. Moms gonna be so mad. We're doing good on the jiggle jiggle. But what do you think? Our wiggle, wiggle factors like wiggle, wiggle, wiggle, wiggle and bubble. Look...
Hey you, what date is Friday? Friday. Do you like Fridays? I love Fridays. I like Fridays. I love Fridays. Is. After Saturday, What? Sunday. Friday. It's Friday, It's Friday, it's Friday. And then comes it's Saturday. It's Saturday. It's Sunday. It's Sunday. La La La La La La la. And then it's Monday. Man, I hate that. Let's go back. Friday, Friday, Friday. It's Saturday. It's Saturday, it's Sunday and we don't think about anymore. Yeah. Can we get depressed? It's a wicked, evil, sad cycle. W...
Hey, can I borrow your sports section? I'm sorry, what? Can I borrow the sports section? You have more section. What now? I said, can I borrow the sports section? You know, I'm having trouble hearing you. What do you want? I just want to. I want to know how the Royals are doing. The Royals? I want to know who's pitching. I know the itching, they itch a lot. You should not itch your boils though. No, I don't. I don't have a boil that's itchy. Oh just forget it. No you don't want to pet it eith...
Hey, can I borrow your sports section? What? I'm sorry, what did you say? Can I borrow the sports section? Oh, sure, buddy. Here you go. No problem. Thank you. You are welcome.
Hey, don't run with a Bosch in your mouth. No way. You'll be you'll fall and you'll be a upcycle you tripping that sticks going right through the back of your head. In a word, owl.
Hey, guys. Yeah. What? Hey, you want to sing something with me? Sure, that'd be great. How about Hark the Herald Angels? That's moms favorite. It really is. OK, you join. Good idea. Peace on Earth and Mer. Joyful ye nations rise, join the triumph of the skies. With angelic horse proclaim Christ is born in bad life.
Hey, hey, Perry, buddy, what's the matter? Well, there was something I didn't tell you. The last song on the album is the saddest. Yeah, it's true. This is ACD. You can play it as many times as you want. I can. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, that seems like a pretty good idea. Play it again. Play it again. Yeah, I will play it again. Yeah, that's a good idea. Let's see, I'll just push this button right here.
Hey, it's April winters over. Yes, it is time to get out and pick up a new skill. Like what? Maybe you could install your own sump pump because it is April. April showers, lots of rain. You're going to get a lot of moisture and you're going to need to sump pump it out. Yeah, get down there with like a jackhammer or a wet saw. A hole in the bottom of your basement? Yeah. And then pump it out into the neighbor's yard? Yes. See how his dump pump is working. Oh, another skill you could do is spea...
Hey, it's September. I know it's the combination of two months. Yeah. To one delicious platter. It's so like when you go pick up your pizza and they ask like, here's your pizza, would you like wings with that also? Yes, please. The answer to that is oh, yes. And I'd like some of that tasty sauce too, to dip them all in. Sometimes they have macaroni and you're like, please, yeah, you need that sauce and the cheese sort of as the binder to. Pushed it together. I can't get enough binder to my di...
Hey, it's. You know what that means? Grilling meat. Grilling meat. Get your bra cats out, get your briquettes and your fire starters and your meat and get outside in that little can that you put your briquettes in. Chimney thing. Yeah, I love that. It's time for a brat. It's time for a burger, Brothers. It's time for dogs, for church. Smoking, grilling, bacon slathering. It's a man month, but women like it too. Women love the queue. They love ordering their man out to the queue. Yeah, hey, Mi...
Hey, Pablo. Hey, Pablo. What's coming up next? We're gonna play Jingle Bells, Makuza style. Hang on.
Hey, there's enough. Here's my favorite. You know, you never know what happened enough. You know why? Because there's eight kids. Oh, anything can happen and they don't have them on. They just have a dad. So, you know, it's pretty much wide open. They don't even have a Butler or, or an Uncle Charlie or Mr. French or Mr. French. But you know what? I still have time to do a human pyramid. And everybody falls and it's a big, everyone's laughing. I know what it is. Enough to fill your heart with...
Hey, what are you doing? Trying to give me a heart attack. What are you doing? I'm making a sandwich. What does it look like? It looks like you're making a sandwich. Did you make me one? Sure. You put some Mayo on it? Yes. Mustard. Yes. Onions, of course. You know what, this desserts a little sog. We like sandwiches. We like sandwiches especially in the middle of the night. Yum Yum. We like sandwiches. We like sandwiches even with in the middle of the night with Mayo on them.
Hey, what you looking for? What's the matter? I can't find my soccer. Find your wife. I can't find my soccer. I have. I have lost my sucker. I cannot find my sucker anywhere. Maybe the dingo at your sucker. What the dingo would be? The dingo ate your sucker. The royal dingoes love suckers. Just can hear this. I thought the dingo ate my sucker. Hey, we had a song about dingoes. You do? Ready. Yeah. Join in if you know it. Go Dingo ate my sucker and dingo. Aye.
Hey, yo-yo, look who's here. Ah, it's my good buddy Pablo. Our old buddy Pablo. Hello, Hola. Hey, Pablo, You want to help us make a Christmas album? Yes. Can I bring my friends with me? Yeah, buddy. What's the name of your band? My band is called. I like the sound of that Pablo who's in that band of yours. Salmon drums, Ban on bass, Mark on piano, and Nathan on saxophone. And me, Pablo on bongos and congas. We're going to make a groove this Christmas. I like being groovy. Oh, man, Is the worl...
Hey, yo-yo, what you got there? I have the accordion. That's going to be so fun. A female. I call myself. All right, New Year's resolution. New Year's resolution. What are we going to do? I'm going to be. New Year's 123. New Year's resolution. Here we go. What are you going to do? I can eat more. Oh, good. I'm going to stop biting my nails. I'm going to be nice. Very, very nice. That's a good one. You know what? I'm going to finally program the clock on my VCR, so stop blinking at me all the...
Hey, yo-yo, what you got there? I have the accordion. That's gonna be some fun. Let's go. OK, so a female. I swear on my pink mother, sweet mother, and Moses. Yeah.
Hey, yo-yo, what you got there? I have the accordion. That's gonna be some fun. Let's go. OK, so a female. I swear on my pink mother, sweet mother, and Moses. Yeah.
Hey, you got some mail. Get the mail in here. Open it. Get it before we delete it. Open your mail. It's gonna delete, delete, delete.
Hey, you guys. Yeah. What? Hey, come here for a second. I want to read you something. I'm busy. It's important. OK, Come on over. You know, it's Christmas Eve and I got a little something I want to read to you. It's at my Christmas list. It goes a little something like this. Is it my Christmas list? No. Calm down now. Sit down and be quiet, OK? Twas the night before Christmas went all through the house, not a creature was stirring. Not even a mouse. It was dead quiet. The stockings were hung...
Hey, you know, in the middle of every week, there's a bump. There's a big bump. It's called Wednesday. It's a big old home. Yeah, but you know what? You're on the other side of it, dude. What time is it? Is it time? It's 5:00, it's past 12, so you're over the hump, over the bump hump, humpy, bumpy, bumpy bump. You're on your way. It's all downhill from here. It's all downhill from here. They're going to Friday, we're going to Friday. You're going to slide right through Thursday into Friday an...
Hey. We're riding the wave of Thanksgiving, the gravy wave, right into Christmas. You know what my favorite my favorite foods is during the Christmas time? What's that, little Smokies? That's not just for Christmas, though. They're little tiny, hot because you know what you do? It's not little. It's little little. You know what you do with those babies? What does it smoke them? No, you put them in your slow cooker. Crock pot, BBQ sauce and g**** Jelly. Yeah. Why is that? You throw invented th...
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How much is my God? They created me. Oh, hail Hallmark. They created me too. Hail, hail Hallmark. We love Hallmark. We love Hallmark. We love Hallmark. That's all.
How much is my God? They created me. Oh, hail Hallmark. They created me too. Hail, hail Hallmark. We love Hallmark. We love Hallmark. We love Hallmark. That's all.
How much is my God? They created me. Oh, hail Hallmark. They created me too. Hail, hail Hallmark. We love Hallmark. We love Hallmark. We love Hallmark. That's all.
How you doing buddy? Isn't it fun to wash our hands? I love watching my hair, but I think we. You know what I like what the automatic sensor soaps. They know you're there. They know you want soap. They know you're cleaning. You got to clean your hands before you.
I don't know what you said, but it was pretty good. Did you just make fun of me?
I got a plan or I don't know what to do. It's all empty. It's empty. It is so empty. My planner is empty. What do I do? What are you going to do? What do I do? You. Sorry. Sacks of meat. I'm a what? Sorry sex on meat planters and I'm going to teach you crunch a few things about planting. Oh, I need some help. I got open dates. I'm a little scared. You should be because you 2 don't know things about planet. Give me 20 now soldier. Right now. OK. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday. You ain't...
I know a really nice person whose birthday is today, ODODAYTODAYTODAY, whose birthday is today. Oh, I know a really nice person whose birthday is today. Oh, oh DAYODAYODAY, whose birthday is today. Oh, I know a really nice person. Hey, Faster. I got a really nice person. Hey, Mike. Hey, Mike. Hey, Mike. Hey, Dale. I have a really nice birthday nail. Wait, wait, wait. I'm glad it's your birthday. Card is for you.
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I'm driving my car. Driving my car. Dinky.
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I'm in love with you. I'm in love with you. Like that?
I've got better manners than you. I've got better manners than you. I've got better manners than you. I've got better manners. And you know it's true. I've got better manners than you. I've got better manners than you. I've got better. Madison, you. I've got better manners than you know it's true. By the time you said thank you and try to be nice. Thank you. Thank you very much. I've already said please, you're welcome and thank you at least twice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I've g...
If you build it, they will come. Why are you whispering? Speak up. I'm a spirit.
Is this on OK I've got an idea for a Christmas song. Penelope. He's picked up the best. It's called Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle Bells. It's all done with Jingle Bells and all we have to say is Jingle or Django or Jing or somewhere that starts with G Is there no end to his genius? No. I got more genius than I know what to do with. Are you ready 1? 2/3. Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle Jingle, Jingle Jingle, Jingle Jingle Jingle Jingle Jingle Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jingle, Jin...
It's a sure sign you're in love when you start telling a donkey love. Donkey, donkey love.
It's August. Oh my goodness, it's been so hot. Summer has had us in its wet warm grip. Oh, you can't even go outside here that you're stuck inside all day long. If you stick 1 little pinky toe out in the in the heat, it'll burst into flames in the poor. Poor parents are stuck with their kids in the house and they're whining and complaining. Yes, they're so bored. You know, don't you wish they had finishing school? I'm sure the parents do send your kid away and they come back then. Kids, you k...
It's December and it's time to make your house Santa friendly. We like to say Santa code. Bring it up to Santa code. Yeah. Santa code is coming to your house. Yeah. Help you. And the number one thing, Yeah, get that chimney cleaned out. Yeah, clean out your chimney. Make it clean as a whistle. Because it is full of creosol. Creosote is the build up of tar and and yeah. It's all, yeah, yeah, it's all flam animal. It's flammable and it can kick. That means it can catch fire. Yeah. Nothing going...
It's Easter. It's easier. Everybody loves it. Easter loves candy income drops. In a big gold basket with a big old bow. Yay. And we don't even care if there's fake grass. You know where they get it? No, it's the clippings from when they mow the lawn at the miniature golf course. That's probably true, yeah. They, they recycle it and and there's a lot of fake things during this time of year. What I mean, what's up with. Egg laying Bunny. Egg laying Bunny, that don't happen in nature. No, I'm gl...
It's February. Otherwise known as obligatory love month. If that's true, you have to buy something to prove your love. Nothing shows your love like a thinly gold plated piece of metal. The two hearts combined into one to show our love. Yeah, being pitched by some has been. Oh, it's true, isn't it? Some has been celebrity. Actress. Yeah, they show them sketching it out. In a golden lit room. I thought of this the other day in front of all these cameramen. I've got this great idea. How would I...
It's February. The whole year. Oh, it's finally here. Oh, it's the month of loving kissing, I said. Kissing, grabbing somebody by their shoulders, putting a big old kiss on them. Invite you, hope you got the right person and they like you. You're either a kisser or a kissy or you end up in jail. If you have a lot of candy, people will come by and kiss you. But beware, it's just for your candy. Yeah, they have ulterior motives. Yeah, there's there's basically three things going on. What's goin...
It's February. You know what it is? It's the shortest month of the year. Don't feel bad, February. You're short, but you're full of love. Hello. And for all you people that don't really look forward to Valentine's Day because it's the month of love, you get a break. Yeah. You just have to, like, stick out like 28 days of people talking about. I love this person. Who have you kissed this month? Yes, you're supposed to make have an accounting for your love life. And you have to have an answer f...
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It's January or crazy. You should just be unpredictable. Yeah, something must have happened over the holidays, but deep down inside yourself you're thinking. They think I'm like, they think there's something wrong with me, but they're not because I know what they're thinking and they don't know what I'm thinking. Ask really stupid questions. You say, Do you think a doctor would give me a blowhole? And and you say that because you're not a whale. See, if you're a whale, that would be in contex...
It's Joanne without my no, no, I want my yo-yo give me my yo-yo. Come back here. Come back here, yo-yo, please don't leave me. I'm so lonely, I'm so lonely. I can't run down fast. I can't run very fast. Don't do this to me.
It's July. OK, It's summer. Yeah, it's the political season. Yeah. So you know what that means? I sure do, buddy. Flip flops. Like here. Now listen. Listen. Oh, there it is. Somebody'd coming and they're wearing flip flops. Oh, my goodness. The sound people make. Why is it? Yeah. Why is it during the summer, you want the sound of slapping skin like, you know, like rubber? I like. Oh, it's summer. I love summer. Well, you said maybe it's like a secret language. Oh yeah, we decided like, it's l...
It's July. We like to say, Julie, let's sing it, OK? Julie, Julie. Julie. Julie. Or others like Julie. Julie is so sweet. Yeah. Julie probably the hottest months of the year. Yeah. Next to Augustus, Yeah, she's cool. Dave's like, June is like, Oh yeah. But July is really awesome. Yeah. I like to be around Julie. Yeah. Like that lifeguard at the pool that you really like and you follow her to her different stations, hide up. Julie makes me sweat. I like Julie. She's like the lifeguard who's ve...
It's March, March, March, March. I love March. You know what we need? We need a March song. March. March, March. March, March. Smart. We don't know anything about songwriting. We do not know anything about. But that has not stopped us before. Never has it stopped us. Never, ever. Ever, ever. And we don't know how to sing. No. Let's give it a shot, OK? M is for the marching, will do in Saint Patrick's Day parade. Hey, it's for the ants and Azaleas 2. Alright, for the rain, we'll get involved....
It's November. Oh, it's the best month. You know, you do in November. Yes, I do. You preserve stuff. You preserve stuff because you're going into the law. Yeah. All winter. You're like a squirrel. Yeah. You've got to collect all your food in one month. Yes, because back in the day with before electricity kids. Yeah. Before refrigeration. Yeah. People, like, had to gather up all their stuff that they harvest during autumn. Oh, yeah. Dig a root cellar. Yeah. Put stuff down there in casts. Basic...
It's September. Everything's crashing around us. Back to school, people. Oh, you poor kids, Deforestation of your mind has begun. 3 months have completely wiped out your forest of knowledge. You've got to build it back up. You've got to plant saplings in your head. You got to take off your swimsuit and put normal clothes on. And your parents? Oh, because you're going to spend every evening now helping with algebra calculus.
It's September. It's the opening of the holiday season. Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas, New Year's, New Year's. Yeah. All within like, what, 2-3 months? Oh, man. Is there anything better? No. Is there anything worse? Yeah, everything. You know what other season it is, you go in there, big blow up things in your yard, It's gotten out of hand. It's insane. I would, Regis, Philburn said. I don't know he go. It's insight. I got all these holidays. I don't have enough time. I got bluff thanks...
It's the summer. Cookies. The cookies you experiment on your friends with. Oh, yeah. You may not have ever cooked before or baked, but this is your month to go hog wild on your friends. That's right. You feel qualified to make things because it's Christmas. Yeah. I mean, you put them in a nice tin and you bring them to your coworkers, and you go eat these. I don't know what's in them, but they're wrapped in tinted cellophane. So they must be good. Yeah. It's also the month that you clean out...
It's time for a snack. Time for a snack. Better go get a snack. 'Cause it's time for a snack, yeah. Ice cream. Ice cream. Can't eat another bite? It's time for a snack. Better go get a snack. Time for a snack. Come on, snack, it's my favorite word.
It's time for an Irish lullaby. You ready 123? I don't know what I'm saying, but I have to say it today. Lula, Lula. Lula. We can butcher any song any day. You bring us your song, we'll butcher it. While you wait. We'll make it into jobs. How many other sites can make that guarantee?
It's. In case you didn't know, not June Cleaver, the month June. But you know what it's time for in June. June berries. No, it's time for you to reach into your drawers, your dresser drawer. Yeah, yeah, your Bureau and pull out that swimsuit. The moment of the year nobody looks forward to Oh my goodness, cheer terror. Because you know, at some point you're in the summer, you're going to have to go out in front of family and friends in your swimsuit. And they'll see what you've done all winter...
January, January, January, January, January is here. Yeah. Or otherwise known as clean slate. Hey, January is so much fun because everybody's budget is back up. There's money to spend. Budgets. Budgets are full. Nothing like a big old budget, man. You want to get a toboggan and ride down that budget? Hey, I'm sitting on my budget. Hey, I got your budget. I filled up my budget over the holidays. Everybody likes a big budget. Everybody wants like a big budget. The battle of the bulging budget....
January, January. January. January. January. Too much. Another year, another 12 months of worrying. And it all starts out with January. January. Can I lose all this weight that I promised myself I'll lose? Yeah. Well, I become the fashion king or queen. Well, I finally get that promotion at work. Probably not. Oh, society puts so much pressure on us to start the year with all these goals. Resolution. What are these goals? Why do we have to? I don't know. I mean, you started with all of them r...
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July is here finally. Yay July, the month named after Julie. Or Julius Caesar and his friend Bridges. Brutus always had his hand on a sword. Now Caesar. Now now she's like easy easy, big fella. Just you know it'll come. Give your glands a little break there. Can smell you a mile away. Now, Caesar. Now Caesar. Boy, I had an itchy finger, didn't he? He did. Oh, Gee, I thought we're going to talk about popsicles. We went off on Prudence. Oh, I know. We had planned to talk about popsicles because...
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Lesoya cantar Mikancione de Navidad favorita. Las navidades emicasa entonces. Fruitenar. And then no man is here, no lesbian. Me As for summer?
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Man, man, can I go outside and play? Mom, I can't hear you when you talk to me like that. I'll say it later. Mom can't get all times away. That's not what I meant right now. OK, Go outside and play. You will talk to me with respect in your voice. What?
March, March. March, March, March, March, March, March Smart. You know what we're not going to talk about today? March Madness. We're not going to talk about. Yeah, the basketball tournament since party stick, not Saint Patrick's Day. Can't we even talk with an Irish brogue? No. Can we talk about wearing green? No, Green beverages? No. That are gross enough on their own? Or should we talk about this is when you come out of your house after the long winter? With your pasty white skin for all y...
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Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. We wish you We wish you. Very Merry Christmas. Many, many gift cards and happy New Year. Happy New Year. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. We wish you We wish you. Very Merry Christmas. Many, many gift cards. Happy New Year and Happy New Year.
Merry Christmas, Your savings and loan. Good one, Jenny. How about how about Kirk Douglas? Yeah, 20,000 gifts. What are the tree? What are the tree?
Mom, I have a question for you. Yes, dear. Can I go outside and play? Yes, you may. Thank you for asking me so nicely. Thank you, Mom. Goodbye. I.
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Nick, you must get your work done on time. Beat him. Don't make me beat your game. I don't want to do it. Beat Nick.
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No, there's our teacher. We love being in school. I love schools. If this was school, I'd go. I love you school. You are my favorite school. Smokey. Smokey School. Yeah.
November is here. It's a month full of cheese. Stay in your my house like a little mouse and don't come out till next year. Yeah. It's cold. It's the month of lounging around like a laugh, baby. That's what I'm talking about. Get yourself one of those big 50 gallon drum things in your living room, fill it full of leaves and burn egg. Oh, that's right, because there's nothing like the smell of bird leaves. Yeah, so you might as well have it in your house. Right on, baby. And while you're at it...
Oh Christmas tree Oh Christmas tree, it's time to make you pretty. Old Christmas tree, Old Christmas tree, The finest in the city. You hold your tinsel also well, and plus you got that fresh pie itself. Oh Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree, it's time to make you pretty.
Oh man. I got I gotta have it. What do you gotta have, buddy? It I gotta have it. Copy copy. No, I don't have any, but maybe we can sing about it. We need a nickel for coffee, a time for a doughnut, and 1/4 for a. Master Buddy. Nickel book, coffee, donut and nickel for a pair of clothes now. He got dead.
Oh thanks man, I needed that. You're welcome.
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Oh, it's August. It's hot, it's turned us into. Zombie. Let's not move. We cannot move because we make one move. We sweat and our arm might snap off. Yes. Watch out for us because we will try to integrate into society. Yeah. You won't know it until you go. Oh, hey, somebody's nibbling on my brain. Yeah. Caution, caution. Then you will not be able to do anything because you will not have any more brightness. There are no nerve endings in your brain, but it don't matter. Because it still hurts,...
Oh, kisses for you, kisses for you. Click on a button and you'll see what we do. Kisses for you. See what we do? I got so excited there. Every time we talk about love, we love Valentine's Day. You know what it makes me want to do what? Sing a song.
Oh, Marquis. My God, they created me. All hail Hallmark. They created me too. Hail, hail Hallmark. We love Hallmark. We love Hallmark. We love Hallmark. That's all.
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OK everybody, this next song is a sing along. I love sing alongs. Alright, if you're listening at home, all you need is a big fridge and 99 cartoons of eggnog. Is that asking for too much? No. OK, you ready? Ready. Alright, let's go. 99 cards a day. Noggin the fridge. 99 cards a big nog. Flip the lid, take a swig. 99 cards Eggnog in the fridge. 98 cards they knock in the fridge. 98 cards like Nog. Flip the lid, take a swig. 98 cards of eggnog in the fridge. 97 cards they knock in the fridge....
OK, and it's for the way you look at me. Oh, wait for the only one, I say. And there goes the very, very extraordinary is even more than anyone that you are doing. Oh, I love, love you. Okay.
OK, New Year's resolution. New Year's resolution. What are we going to do? I'm going to be. New Year's 123. New Year's resolution. Here we go. What are you doing? Eat more. Oh, good. I'm going to stop biting my nails. I'm going to be nice. Very, very nice. That's a good one. You know what? I'm going to finally program the clock on my VCR. So stop blinking at me all the time, man. I recharge my phone so someone can actually call me. Good for you. Hey, I'm going to wash my hands a lot. How abou...
OK, you feel good. Yeah, I feel good. I had your singing voice. Yeah, the same as always. Bad. This is going to be the 12 Days of Christmas. Let's open it up. Ready. On the first day of Christmas, my true love came to me a pizza with pepperoni. On the second day of Christmas to me, two baby gherkins and a pizza with pepperoni. On the third day of Christmas, 3 pretty iPods, two baby gherkins. And a pizza with pepperoni. That's fancy. On 1/4 day of Christmas but you're looking to me for. Two ba...
OK, you start singing. Is it the Campbell? In love with me. He's high on love. He's a country music. I can do it all. OK, let's practice. I got 1. OK. Will you Take Me Out for dinner tonight? Here's one. Here's another question. You all supposed to read my? Here you go to read minds. Yes, I know what you're thinking about. Does this outfit maybe make me look fat? No. You hesitated. You really take a big slip. I have one more. OK, go ahead. OK. Yes, yes, right. Always the right answer. That's...
On the first day of Christmas. Got it, got it, got it. You know what? The song is far too long. Way too long. We got too much to do. Let's just cut to the chase. Let's go. Ready. Go get it. Turtles. Oh man, what are we going to do with all the time we save? It's snowing up there, buddy. Maybe we should shovel the walk for mom. Or we can make a snowman or clean the house. Or we could go to the mall. I like that idea. Good idea, Penelope. Let's go.
One note in a day and everything's gonna be OK Eat a doughnut a day and everything's gonna be OK. And everything's gonna be OK. Just $1.00 today and everything's gonna be OK. It's gonna be OK. It's gonna be OK. It's gonna be OK.
Pick it up, pick it up, take it up. Right now you gotta call. You gotta call.
Pick up the phone. Pick up the phone. Pick up the phone right now.
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Please and I hope you've left. Come on buddy. He doesn't do it till the last minute. You know what he doesn't like? What? Non believers and scoffers. Scoffers. Oh, he cares. I'm going. He says I don't like you. Non believers and scoffers. How about naysayers and naysayers? They got no presents. And unbelievers. I mean stand right there. How can you not believe Santa when he's right in front of your eyes? I've never seen them and I still believe week before Christmas and they're still scoffers...
Pull out your board, pull out your knife. Get yourself ready for the time of your life. It's 94 bacon. Throw down your plate, pull up your seat that says let me just can't be peed. It's time for Baker. Ham or sausage link? Don't give me that old baloney. And Oliver won't really stink. So turn up the heat, slide down your pan, get the meat frying. Thank you, man. It's time for bacon. Oh yeah, it's so good.
Ready, Grandma? OK, 2468, Whose grandma is really great? Mine mine, mine. Mine, mine my mine. You're the best.
Ready. 123 go. Happy birthday. Happy birthday. It's your birthday. It's your birthday. Come on. That was good. Let's do a little poke up. Poke a birthday. I wish we had an accordion. It's your birthday, it's your birthday. It's your birthday. It's your special day. It's your birthday, it's over now because we don't know anymore the words. It's your birthday today. Happy birthday. To you we do some harmony.
Repeat after me. I don't know, but I've been told. I don't know but I've been told. Mark important dates in bold. Make them, make them brighter, make them big and make them brighter. Now let's use our pink eyeliders. Pink eyeliders sound off birthdays. 2, 1006 is here. It's going to be great.
Scrolls out for summer. School. Forever. Or we could do a little Pink Floyd. Hey, hey, later, leave those kids alone. We love summer. Yeah, it's June. Are you ready for the summer time? For a good time. And what movie is that from? Balls. I love meatballs. The movie and the meat meatball sandwich. So everyone's out for the summer? Yes. No more school. Can everyone turn their books in?
Should we be French? It is April. We are friends. Even though you're dying, they're still making that noise. It's like you're being killed by a donkey. Donkey. The bee didn't kill him. The donkey did you call 911 to get a burro? Give me two boroughs. Oh no, We introduced another character, the emergency donkey.
Sing it with me. I'm sorry to hurt your ears. Hey, Keith Brown, Peter Stevens. We got a big smoocher for you. Ready. Here it goes. Yeah. Hi, Scott. Hi, Scott.
Sing it with me. I'm sorry to hurt your ears. You're nice. Yes, you are. Very nice. Get it. Nice. That was some good nice cream. Yummy. Let's give him two scoops. OK, You're nice. You're nice. That's a double scoop of nice cream. Give me a nice banana.
Sing it with me. No. That's good stuff, good stuff.
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Sing swing. Sing a song about this. Swing swings, swing.
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Some folks think that Christmas should be merry. They wish you Merry Christmas on the street. Although I do not wish to be contrary, I think Christmas really needs a special. Be. So. Have a bungle Christmas. Bungle Christmas to you. See what I mean? Guys, We wish you bongo Christmas. Bongo Christmas. It's true. Listen to this. OK, up at the North Pole, I love the bungalow. Santa and his reindeer got the mumble feet. They don't even care about the snow and the sleeve. Come on, join me have a b...
Someone wants to talk to you. You won't know who until you press the button. It's not me, somebody else. It's a mystery guest. Who could it be? It's it's somebody important. Could be the president.
Sounds that make us laugh. Where's that makeup? How does that make me?
Springtime, Springtime, Walking by the flowers and the clouds and butterfly. Springtime, Springtime. We love to spring because it is the best sponsor. I love springtime.
Summer fashion. Oh, yeah, we got a lot to say about summer fashion. This is when people come out of hibernation and where things that they should never, ever, ever wear. They're pasty white and they're wearing skimpy clothing. Not a good combo. You know what some people call it? The muffin top. You know what that is? What? That's no, that's when your pants are too tight. Metals like hanging over like a muffin top. Here I am, the muffin man, the muffin man. I don't know if we can sing this son...
Take Me Out to the ball game, Take Me Out with a crowd, buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack, Cracker Jack. I don't care if I never get back. Let me root for the home team. The win. It's a shame for it's 123 stretcher out at the old ball game.
Thank you. You're welcome. Bye. Bye. Bye.
Thanks for beginning it. Oh yeah, it's better to give gifts than get receipts like that. Oh, they don't like it when you bring them back. Oh, the Christmas bear is gone. Yes.
The most sweatiest time of the year? It's the most sweatiest. Time of the sweat, sweat, sweat. But you know what you do in August when it gets this sweaty? I know. Tell us. Tell us. You put a cube in it. An ice cube. Put a cube in America. Everything tastes better with a cube in it. Yeah. And you just say it when somebody's mad and they're all sweaty. You just go. Hey, buddy. Put a cube in it. You can say go bake a cake or put a cube in it. Yeah, And you can give them that real stern look. Go...
There are sad dads and glad dads and mad dads and bad dads. And dad, they get no respect like they come in the door and you come in the door and just go I'm home and guess what happens? What? Nothing. But you know moms going for like 5 minutes, she comes back in the room and the kids are like. Don't ever leave us with that man again. Poor dad could save the world, walk in the door and nothing. Yeah, he goes out for milk and never comes back and nobody ever misses him. And yet wear the T-shirt...
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This is how we react to certain words. The first word is Donuts. That was a short version. Next word, Next word. Pegboard. Pegboard all your tools up there. You know if there's a blank spot on your pegboard, you know what it means. Get buy more tools. I like the real ski spots and I can put my crowbar in there. Like about 3 inches there and get the crowbar right. You got you got to have a crowbar. Everybody, everybody I know has crowbar. You can do so much with a crowbar. Oh man, you can attr...
This was number boating accident. I think we need a bigger boat. Bigger boat, you get it. Bigger boat. We need a bigger boat. It's not big enough.
To break out in a song like this, we're Irish eyes or somebody. The world eats potatoes too. I guess we're not that Irish. Because I say do this, do that, be this way, be that way. Don't be that way. Stop doing that. Put that down. Get you got to do it all. You got to do what you're told.
To break out in a song like this, we're Irish eyes or somebody. The world eats potatoes too. I guess we're not that Irish. Because I say do this, do that, be this way, be that way. Don't be that way. Stop doing that. Put that down. Get you got to do it all. You got to do what you're told.
Tuesday treat day. Such a lovely time. Had yourself a cupcake? Got sprinkles on your side? Sprinkles on your side. Brownie on your cheek, the frosting on your nose. Do you know what you've been eating? It's been there for a week. All these crawlers are to die. I have another cup of punch. Don't look now. It's time for lunch. Lunch starting. Yeah. Let's wash your face now, shall we? You look ridiculous. You're not going to get promoted like that That's for darn shirt. I wish every day with you...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star by Sprinkles Twinkle twinkle Little Star. How? I wonder where you are? Where? Where are you? Like oops, I gotta start that part over. The world so high like a diamond in the sky. Twinkle, twinkle, little star, How I wonder where you are? I miss you. Where are you? Oh, man, you made me cry. Well, I haven't heard from you for a very long time, and I'm wondering why. We're friends, right? Yeah, I was. I was in the bathroom. I missed you. I wasn't going that long. Coul...
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Was he slightly brown? No. OK, he was pasty white, like a sorry, like a Midwesterner at the pool. That's very scary.
We bow that neither demanding bosses, broken copiers, team building exercises, or long drawn out and stupid PowerPoint presentations will keep us from our scheduled breaks. Yeah. We love our boss. We love our boss. We love our boss. We love our boss. Yeah. We love our boss Stephanie being a bugger.
We got nickels in our pockets. We got nickels that we want more. Yes, we got nickels. We got nickels, we got nickels, but we want a whole lot more, yeah.
We hope you've had a real good time and we hold you like our songs. But sad to say, we have to go, so it's time to say so long. Oh, don't be sad, and please don't cry and please don't need disheartened. We'll drink a toast before we go. Let us raise an eggnog carton. To you, the band you played so well. Thanks to Mom for her advice. Eyes and you all love you.
We it's fun day. And so is tomorrow, and the next day and the next day and the next day. Every day is fun day. You are lying. You are a liar. Sir, I am not a liar. You're right. I just checked my calendar in my little wallet. It's fun date.
We just want some Turkey. We just want some Turkey. We just want some Turkey. It doesn't matter when you bring it. We just need it right now, right now, right now, right now, right now. Drumstick something. Let's pretend we're in a Renaissance fact. We need ye old Turkey.
We love the Swiss cream and the cocoa bean. We love the Swiss cream and the cocoa bean. We love the Swiss cream and the cocoa bean. We ate it all up. You know what I mean? Hey, yeah, that's called the Switzerland Chocolate Song.
We need a recap, recap, recap. Where did you guys go? I just told you what happened to the bathroom. Oh, my God. It was intermission. All right, Well, marshy. OK. He's all slightly brown and toasty on the outside, but a wiggly delicious on the other side. And he's exuding deliciousness because you can smell it. He's odiferous in a delicious way. And he's walking in a very enticing manner Oh yeah, he got a little bit of a swagger to him he's thinking of eating himself. That's how delicious he...
We vow that neither demanding bosses, broken copiers, team building exercises, or long, drawn out and stupid PowerPoint presentations yeah will keep us from our scheduled breaks. We love our boss. We love our boss. We love our boss, We love our boss. Yes, Most of the time. Except when he's being stupid, yeah.
We want coffee, we want coffee, We want coffee, we want coffee. You're making her angry, having bad thoughts. I can't control them. Coffee is good. No coffee is bad. Having coffee is good and having no coffee is bad. I'm drinking coffee every day of the week. If I don't get some coffee right now, I'm gonna freak. Here I go now. Coffee. Coffee is good. No coffee is bad. A coffee is a good, good, good. No coffee is bad, bad, bad, bad.
We want coffee, we want coffee, We want coffee, we want coffee. You're making us angry. I'm having bad thoughts. I can't control them.
We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas. We wish you a Merry Christmas and. Happy New Year, Yeah, going to be great.
We're going to fall for four months. I'm losing it now. You should never eat before you go my stomachs in my throat. Die.
We're just singing a little song while this whole thing is loading up. Not gonna go, not gonna talk, not gonna run, gonna sit here all day and we're gonna go and buy a little puppy. It's a loaded yet. Yes, it is all right. Wow.
We're just singing a little song while this whole thing is loading up. Not gonna talk, not gonna run, not gonna walk, gonna sit here all day and we're gonna go and buy a little puppy.
Welcome to our premiere. We're so glad you're here and you are going to love it. You're going to love it. And who are we? Hoops? And yo-yo, and yo-yo. That's right. And you know where you can find us? Where? www.hoopsandyoyo.co.uk. Don't forget the UK. You won't find us. What you can do there? Something very, very special. I know it is. It's at the tip of my tongue. Even if you've never done it ever in your life, it's so easy. Oh my goodness. You can send a very, very free. And I'm saying fre...
Welcome to our premiere. We're so glad you're here and you are going to love it. You're going to love it. And who are we? Hoops? And yo-yo, and yo-yo. That's right. And you know where you can find us? Where? www.hoopsandyoyo.co.uk. Don't forget the UK. You won't find us. What you can do there? Something very, very special. I know it is. It's at the tip of my tongue. Even if you've never done it ever in your life, it's so easy. Oh my goodness. You can send a very, very free. And I'm saying fre...
Well, Hoops and yo-yo were walking home when I saw this critter sitting all alone and they said, hey there, you look like you need a friend. Well, I went downtown and they went to the store and they bought some socks and they ate some candy and everybody agreed it was a real good time. Hey there, piddles, fiddles, fiddles. Don't be blue. Hey there, Biddle fiddles. Come on Biddles, we love you. Now, pedals and Hoops and yo-yo are friends, but that's not where my story ends. And if you like adv...
Well, we're out of more fixing. You guys look pretty tired. I think we better turn in. Where's our snack? You just ate 14 s'mores thirsty. Are you going to tell us a story? Sorry, sorry, sorry. Is it a school night? No, okay, okay, we'll sleep until noon tomorrow. Like lazy teenagers. Alright, ready, ready. This is the story or the tale of. Yeah, now, like all good stories, this one starts with Once Upon a time. See, you don't know when it happened. You're not bound to historical details. You...
What? What you can't get when they walk in the sand? I don't know Santa Claus. What are you doing? You thought I went up?
When you're asked to be polite, smile real big. When you're asked to be polite, smile real big. When you're asked to be polite, just shut up and don't put up a fight. Just do it out of spite. Smile real big. You know what? You know what me is? It's all about being polite. It's being polite. And put it on a happy face. Put on a happy face even when you're not. Yeah. When you're happy and you're not, put on a smile. When you're happy and you're not, put on a smile. When somebody is real mad at...
When you're when you're crossing the hot pavement, you know what you should wear? What shoes? Oh yeah, good tip. Good tip because you burn your little tippy toes. Crispy little tater tots there. Golden brown in no time.
Wow, what is it? Just like last year, the year before that. And you know what? What I'm hearing Bells. Wow. It's an annual event. Wow, I hope all the kids have been good this year. You know why? Otherwise be a cold shortage. Now pull the train up. Here comes Nicole. Oh, you bad boys and girls. Bad boy, bad boys. Wow. What you gonna do? What you gonna do when you get cold? Boy, get to look at this one town. They're so bad, he goes, oh, there's a cold front coming. You'll be left out in the col...
Yeah, I'm going to race you a memo. If you don't have a happy birthday, I'll use a big red pin and push you away with a frowny face. Why not? And if we're even one second, I can see that you're not smiling. I'm going to March over there and post it on your cake has a happy birthday or else. Have a happy birthday or else.
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Yeah. Oh man, I don't know about these April showers going on there, man. I don't like them. Stop your whining. Oh, I know. Look, it's over my head. I can see it. I know what you can do. What? You're not helping. On.
Yeah. Oh man, I don't know about these April showers going on there, man. I don't like them. Stop your whining. Oh, I know. Look, it's over my head. I can see it. I know what you can do. What? You're not helping. On.
Yo-yo, it's you, do you watch wing with me, Swim with my pal? yo-yo nipple Cayenne, yo-yo, I'm so glad with you yoyo, it's a beautiful day.
You are, You are, uh, you are. What's the word? It's uh. Hello. You're so nice. You're so nice. You're so naive. As you remembered my birthday. You bought me a doughnut. Oh, that says you're right there. You're so nice. Breaking you.
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You guys hear what I hear this ice cream man. Get some change. Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry. We gotta go. Get some change. OK? OK. We'll be right back. Don't you go anywhere. Bye. Bye.
You guys remember the story? Yeah, No. Recap. Recap, recap, recap. All right, all right, Go marshmallow. Get struck by lightning. Yes. Couples under where they go to sleep. He grows big and big and bigger and bigger and bigger. And he steps on a twig. And they go, oh, my God. And they get the Graham crackers and their chocolate. They run down the street and they chase them. And they chase them into the city of a building. Now at the top of the building. And they're wondering what to do. Remem...
You hold on to this for me. Sure. Thanks, buddy. Alright, hold on. I'll be right back, OK. Hey, hey. Where you going? Yeah. Hey, you come down here right now. Come on. Let go. I'll catch you. I will. Come on. Ever let it get down before? No, I mean when it was important. Come on. On the count of three. You're going to let go? Yeah. Ready. I swear. My pink mother. OK, ready? Hey, watch it 123. Gotcha. Thanks, buddy. You're welcome. You're the best. All right. Can you hold this for me? No, just...
You know what? What school? We know. What do we do now? Thank goodness. Enjoy our freedom. Yes. What's 4 * 4? I don't know. Go. I don't care. It goes out. I love when school's out. Why? It's better than when school's in. Because it's out and we don't have to do anything anymore. It's great. I'm going to miss the school lunches, though. Yeah. Cheeseburger day, little milk cartoons. I love those. Yeah, those are so cool. And recess peanut butter cup, yes. Three Steps was my favorite class. Oh,...
You know why I'm here? What am I doing with my life? I wasted my life when I got a show for it. Nothing. Nothing. Stupid to be here wasting away. I'm like an animal. I'm like an animal. This is so bad to be here. I look at you, my day. I look at you my day. You, you. Your time is over. My day. Soon it'll be Tuesday. Monday.
You know you're Irish when you love the little people. The little leprechaun. Leprechaun. Oh, they're so cute. They look like pillows. You know what leprechauns say? A little something. A little. They're a little short on words.
You opened up a can. Push that button, baby. We're going to tell you to go buy things. Yes, in your Gold Crown stores. Guess who you can find? We have bobble head. Oh yeah, mugs, talking mugs. And we had, we had a talking frame. Yeah. And we have mugs that don't talk, but you can put coffee in them. Yeah. With little jittery plushies. Guys will enrich your life to the core. And we have a new CD. Yeah, we go to the day with our special guest. Get a Christmas season. He's good, he's good. He ha...
You smell good. Like a magazine. Oh, advertisement. Like a soda machine. Like Halloween? Smell good like a dryer sheet. You smell like some vitamin C. You smell really good like a man or tea. You smell like pumpkin pie, not like some sweaty guy in the jail. What are you alright? Good wash T-shirt. Sometimes I just like to stick. Dry your bag for an hour. Like a candy bar. Like a rental car.
You're nice. Yes, you are very nice. Get it? Nice. I want some good nice cream. Yummy. Let's give him two scoops, OK. You're nice, you're nice. That's a double scoop of nice cream. Give them a nice banana split. You're nice, you're nice. I don't know what you said, but it was pretty good. Did you just make fun of?
Your eyes, your eyes are like pools of mud and I'm stuck in all brother. That's your ticket to Dateville. It's the best I have.
Your phones are ringing. Bling, bling, bling. Pick it up and talk to the guy. Miguel have found the ring, ring, ring, ring, ring. Pick it up and talk gay. Bling, bling, bling. Ho, ho, ho. Who could it be? Ho, ho, ho. Maybe it's me. Blinking, blinking, bling, bling, bling. Pick up your phone or we'll go away. Yeah.
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1231. Hey, guys, How's that album coming along? Oh, not very good, Perry. We got first song jitters. We're not doing good at all. It is very scary, Terry. Oh, well, I can help you out here. Hand me that guitar. Oh, there you go. All right. Thank you. Let's see here. Well, the first song on the album is the easiest. All right. You guys sing along, OK. 123 Well, the first song on the album is the easiest. All right, now you like the very first bowl they ever had. It was the speedy Oh, that's go...
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École d'accueil toi, c'est ma chienne. Falling falling fair, falling falling, falling, falling Heart.
ぴぴぴぴぴぴぴぴぴぴ。