OK, New Year's resolution. New Year's resolution. What are we going to do? I'm going to be. New Year's 123. New Year's resolution. Here we go. What are you doing? Eat more. Oh, good. I'm going to stop biting my nails. I'm going to be nice. Very, very nice. That's a good one. You know what? I'm going to finally program the clock on my VCR. So stop blinking at me all the time, man. I recharge my phone so someone can actually call me. Good for you. Hey, I'm going to wash my hands a lot. How abou...