Alright, New Year's resolution. New Year's resolution. What are we gonna do? I'm going to be. New Year's 123. New Year's resolution. Here we go. You can eat more. Oh, good. I'm going to stop biting my nails. I'm going to be nice. Very, very nice. That's a good one. You know what? I'm going to finally program the clock on my VCR, so stop blinking at me all the time. Oh, man, I got to recharge my phone so somebody can actually call me. Good for you. Hey, I'm going to wash my hands a lot. How ab...