March, March. March, March, March, March, March, March Smart. You know what we're not going to talk about today? March Madness. We're not going to talk about. Yeah, the basketball tournament since party stick, not Saint Patrick's Day. Can't we even talk with an Irish brogue? No. Can we talk about wearing green? No, Green beverages? No. That are gross enough on their own? Or should we talk about this is when you come out of your house after the long winter? With your pasty white skin for all y...