Hey, can I borrow your sports section? I'm sorry, what? Can I borrow the sports section? You have more section. What now? I said, can I borrow the sports section? You know, I'm having trouble hearing you. What do you want? I just want to. I want to know how the Royals are doing. The Royals? I want to know who's pitching. I know the itching, they itch a lot. You should not itch your boils though. No, I don't. I don't have a boil that's itchy. Oh just forget it. No you don't want to pet it eith...