Are you kidding?
Brian.
Can I help you?
Chris
Dad.
Excuse me
Excuse me, I'm going to throw up.
Fine.
God, it's like talking to a 3 year old.
Griffin
Guess what I am?
He is the biggest dork on the planet.
Hey everybody, guess what I am?
Hey you guys.
Hey.
Hi.
I can't take this anymore.
I don't like you and I never will.
I don't really feel like talking right now, OK?
I hate you all.
I just want to kill myself.
I know I don't speak up much and it's it's really hard for me to talk about my feelings.
I love you too.
I was totally humiliated in school today.
I wasn't calling you.
I'm a Griffin.
I'm allergic to peanuts.
I'm going to throw up.
I'm going upstairs right now. I need a whole bowl of peanuts.
I'm practically a cheerleader.
I've been waiting out here for hours.
Idiot.
It's just not fair.
Listen to me.
Meg Griffin
Meg Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Seasons 2 and 3 Sound
Meg Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Seasons 2 and 3 Sound
Meg Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Seasons 2 and 3 Sound
Meg Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Seasons 2 and 3 Sound
Meg Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Seasons 2 and 3 Sound
Meg Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Seasons 2 and 3 Sound
Meg Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Seasons 2 and 3 Sound
Meg Griffin Sounds: Family Guy - Seasons 2 and 3 Sound
Mom.
Mom.
Mom.
My boyfriend, Prince William, got me this beautiful watch and this diamond Tiara and his wonderful scepter.
My entire future is in your hands.
My life, that's what's wrong.
Nice to meet you both.
No, you're not.
No.
No.
No.
Not if I strangle myself with the seaweed wrap and die.
Nothing you idiot.
Oh God, kill me now.
Oh God, please tell me I have a brain tumor and this is all just a side effect from the chemo.
Oh my God, what are you doing?
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh no, no, I wasn't calling you.
Oh wow.
Oh yeah.
Oh, come on.
Oh, thank you. Thank you, thank you. This is beyond anything I've ever dreamed of.
OK.
OK.
Ooh.
Please.
Santa Claus.
Sure that be great.
Sure.
Sure.
That was hilarious.
This is humiliating.
Tom Arnold
Well, sure.
What are you doing here?
What are you doing?
What happened to you?
What?
What's that mean anyway?
Who?
Why don't I just had to a Big L on my forehead while I'm at it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
You don't know anything about me.
You idiot.
You were supposed to pop inside real quick and find someone who looked enough like me so I could use their ID and then you were supposed to come out and give me the ID so I can get inside.
You're horrible man.
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