Mr. Burns: The Simpsons - Part 1 Edit

And I'll crush you like a paper cup.

And Montgomery Burns.

Any suggestions?

Boonie Arms are they?

Boy, you despicable, cold blooded monster.

Brilliant.

Bucktooth am I.

Burns.

But did you think I was going to do?

But I know what I hate.

Bye.

Can you make me beautiful?

Certainly.

Dad.

Dude.

Dude.

Eddie Punch clock.

Eureka.

Excellent.

Excellent.

Extapolapakettle.

Get to the point!

Great.

Ham fisted nearsighted house painter.

Have you beaten to a bloody Pope?

Hello.

Hello.

How old do you think I am?

I don't want to seem like an ogre.

I heard that.

I shall make it the focus of my remaining years that your dreams will go unfulfilled.

I want my tea.

I'm cutting you a check.

I'm male modeling.

I'm only 81.

Is there some confusion about this?

Liver spots, Did they?

Marriage.

Mary Bailey.

Montgomery Burns.

Montgomery Burns.

Montgomery.

Mr. Simpson.

Mrs. Simpson.

No.

No.

No.

Now you listen to me, you bargain basement builder lair.

Now you listen to me.

Ohh, dear heaven for fend.

Pathetic morons in my employ stealing my precious money.

Permission granted.

Seen Allie, bucktooth, Amy Boney arms. Are they liver spots? Did I?

Seen Allie?

Senior Extrapolator Kettle.

Shut up.

Simpson.

Simpson.

Simpsoni.

Smith is.

So look busy and keep your mouth shut.

Some careless person has left thousands and thousands of dollars just lying here on my coffee table.

Tangled with me and I'll crush you like a paper cup.

Thank you for your gracious hospitality.

Thank you.

Thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.

Very nice indeed.

Wait.

Watching pleases.

Well, all right then.

What?

Who are you?

Who is?

Who?

Why?

Yes, yes, yes.

Yes.

You bargain basement builder there.

You pleased with your current appearance?

You're a true gentleman.

You're the fattest thing I've ever seen.

You've made my day.

81.

$1,000,000.

$100