Gilmore Girls - Season 2 Edit

A plus.

A 'P' to start, two 'F's' at the end, and a 'U' sitting in between.

A 'P' to start, two 'F's' at the end...

A $25 savings bond.

A 17 year old who's been in trouble and is being shipped off...

A barely coherent Nico doing Doors songs in 1974...

A big rip off because Psalm 79 has been on there for three days.

A case of Maybelline Fresh Lash mascara...

A change?

A cigar club?

A clown, a cowboy, a newscaster.

A couple of B's, a few C's.

A couple of days, or for as long as it takes for them to succumb to my infinite charm.

A couple of days? You mean she'd stay the night?

A couple of stools opened up at the bar...

A couple of years ago, Mom drove us in to shop.

A coupon can is not as good as a coupon drawer.

A creepy guy in shorts and knee socks tried to sit me under a tree...

A crime was committed right in front of my store!

A date where we need a secret plan and a two honk drive by...

A dateless bargain to engrossing death.

A decent op ed and political page, but human interest?

A difficult time for all of us.

A DVD of The Graduate. Got to have that. The Portable Nietzsche.

A fair weather friend who seems benign but packs a wallop like a donkey kick.

A family member dies, you pay your respects, period.

A first edition Flaubert...

A friend and I went to get ice cream.

A gazebo that's been there for 100 years, and they want to move it.

A generous one, if I may say so.

A giant weight had been lifted off my chest.

A gift for the grads from the happy people at Hartford Community College.

A girl that age shouldn't have a boyfriend.

A girl who has the gumption and guts to stand up and say:

A good idea on conception, but the sudden snowstorm instantly dampened the effect.

A g****fruit is brain food.

A great lady can spit the peanuts into the container...

A group of scientists did a study on rats...

A half an hour before she mysteriously finds the bracelet under her bed?

A hook on your belt for your garden hose.

A hostess's job is never done. Hi.

A huge thud just came from your closet.

A hundred years from now, I'll sit around telling my fellow men of science...

A lady never kisses and tells.

A larger voice in the monetary disbursal of charitable funds...

A last minute thing came up, but I brought a good substitute.

A letter 'U' for 'you' and a picture of an eye for an 'I.'

A little disturbing. I think the whole town needs a field trip.

A little doughnut rhyme there.

A little pick me up?

A little too rough for you.

A little? The opposing team could bring her up on war crimes.

A little.

A load of flowers.

A locker robot.

A loner, never being married and stuff? I'm getting crankier as I get older.

A lot of hard work and careful planning go into those nights. You never help plan.

A lot of people knee jerked about her first one. Cut them some slack.

A lot of stuff's been going on with you lately, huh?

A lot of vegetable soup being eaten tonight, yessiree.

A man can't work forever.

A man's secretary sets the tone for the entire enterprise.

A map of the house I'll be staying at, a picture of me now...

A match made in heaven.

A mixture? What's the ratio?

A mother and daughter torn apart by tragedy.

A mother waits and plans for this day, even your mother.

A Musso Lussino 480.

A necklace. The pearl almost looks real.

A new special?

A newspaper that's been around for almost 100 years.

A not lousy DAR meeting. We only do this for weddings.

A pace that can't be measured by the number of times the earth circles the sun.

A person witnessed Jess walking out of an arts and crafts store two days ago...

A picture frame, and a hidden mini vault for valuables...

A portable wardrobe, some storage bins.

A position I happily accept.

A proposal has to be something more...

A ridiculous accusation deserved such a response.

A rock the size of Neptune, talking about the debutantes of ancient Greece.

A round the world trip has been discussed.

A rum and coke, margarita, no salt, martini with olives, a Shirley Temple.

A Sadie.

A saying, like 'save me,' or 'get me out of here. '

A school that should be training children for the real world.

A similar tendency to dig your heels in.

A special sauce. This is the food that sustains me. The food...

A state of affairs which today exists only in Oregon, sadly enough...

A tad.

A thousand and one.

A thousand women must have gone through here...

A thousand words on my desk on Tuesday.

A tiara?

A tiny little ice cream package just big enough for two.

A toast. Everybody, a toast.

A tutor?

A vicious lie.

A voluntary defector.

A week from Sunday.

A what?

A year later, I swear I saw him rummaging through our recyclables.

A's? B's? C's?

About a woman who can't make her relationship work...

About Chilton, life in a small town, and your hunky boyfriend?

About finding an apartment.

About five minutes after it's over? They have sex, together...

About having Max in the house. The effect on you.

About her being a loner and how that's something bad.

About how we'd run into each other accidentally at the club...

About me with the words 'Trade SchooI' stamped in big letters.

About re upping your lease? Well, you have a very nice kitchen.

About the fact that though I do feel it is important that students socialize...

About the fight we had the last time you were here...

About the manner in which we're educating you.

About the proper height for a taper.

About the two of you, and we will giggle like little girls at your ignorance.

About what?

About whether Babe should be behind the curtain...

Absolutely right.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. It was just a surprise, that's all.

Absolutely. It's the best place for antiques.

Absolutely. Throw it in with the coffee.

Absolutely. We can raid the fridge, we can make a nice avocado mango facemask.

Accepting coffee is being sociable. I haven't asked about his wife yet.

According to the jolly bankers, I'm worth nothing.

According to the papers, there's been a huge increase...

According to their diagrams, that's where the 16 piece orchestra goes.

Across from my apartment building.

Across the street?

Act Five, death scene.

Act Three, sword fight. You?

Acting in such a destructive, immoral, and illegal manner...

Acting like a petulant 4 year old.

Actually, Beatrice, could you hold off on...

Actually, I am.

Actually, I guess I could do that myself.

Actually, I have to stay up and do a little work tonight.

Actually, I think my Spanish midterm gave it to me.

Actually, I was just going...

Actually, I was thinking about Jess.

Actually, I went in one of those places yesterday.

Actually, I would prefer to discuss this outside.

Actually, I would. Thanks.

Actually, I'm coming around to the Volvo.

Actually, I'm gonna be out of town for a couple of days.

Actually, job, then car.

Actually, no. We can't do this in the morning. We need to do it now.

Actually, Rory is a nickname. My full name's Lorelai.

Actually, she's graduating Thursday, and there's going to be a ceremony.

Actually, six months, but I just couldn't vocalize it yet.

Actually, with Max, it was the first time I was finally like:

Adam and Eve on a raft and wreck 'em. That's real live diner talk.

Adding a level of reality few productions have seen before.

Address?

Admit it, it's always better in a cone.

Admitting right off the bat that you spend your life in a bar.

Adopted dolphins, taught sign language, trained Seeing Eye dogs.

After a while, their thinking becomes clear, but by the time it's clear...

After Alain Ducasse? Who said 'after'?

After all that planning, the reception will still be a disaster.

After all these years, and the bad things that happened...

After all these years, it makes no sense.

After all we've gone through to get Rory in that school...

After all you've been through tonight, I come in and find you eating like that?

After all, Rory brings home a young man to dinner.

After all, what's more important than your wedding day?

After all, what's the point of a secret society if it's not a secret?

After all, you earned it.

After all, you of all people should be able to get the most in depth story out of him...

After consuming a bottle and a half of Cristal...

After eating all my pasta today, that dirty, thieving boy.

After living there awhile, I'll realize the beauty of myself.

After meeting with Headmaster Charleston.

After midnight

After midnight

After that incident at Chicky's bachelor party.

After the top three percent in her class.

After you.

After you're done shoe shopping, come by my softball game.

Again, you know this.

Against this hirsute hippie who opened a produce stand in the park.

Al's has the best Egg Foo Young in Stars Hollow.

Al's Pancake World.

Alanis Morissette?

Alarmist.

All alone, after 11:00. How do I handle stuff like that?

All fathers, please report to the debutante staging area upstairs.

All he does is stick up for you, and all you do is make his life harder!

All he needs is a change of pace, a new crowd...

All he needs is to be around someone who's not a selfish basket case...

All I did was make an appointment, Lorelai. That's all.

All I had to do was move a decimal point, and none of this would have happened.

All I heard was 'Rory,' 'Chilton,' and 'Get down here. '

All I know is that Jess is gone.

All last week, I felt like a giant man and his brother were sitting on my chest.

All leaning against that wall with glasses to their ears.

All living within a five mile radius...

All my experiences, even the ones that didn't turn out the way I wanted them to...

All my previous loan documents, and also my bank statements...

All of a sudden, he starts to back up. I honked my horn...

All of it? Cream filling and snack cake?

All of that, they survived.

All of this gets done on weekends.

All of your properties?

All outbound buses were told to stand down.

All right, back up.

All right, but admit it. Poppy is a damn good name for a toaster.

All right, everybody, sit.

All right, everyone, we should get working.

All right, fine.

All right, I should get going. I'll see you at 3:00.

All right, I'll be quiet.

All right, I'll hit the front.

All right, I'm just gonna...

All right, let's go.

All right, that's enough. I'm going. Bye.

All right, the piano movers will be here at 8:00...

All right, then. If you're sure, where do we start?

All right, then. Relax. Be calm. Everything will be fine.

All right, there is such a thing.

All right, we won't stay very long.

All right, what's going on with you two?

All right, you cats. Very slowly now.

All right, you're sorry.

All right! I'm outside.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Gee.

All right. Go back to work.

All right. I can't wait for your grandfather any longer.

All right. That's it. This afternoon, we are going to engage...

All right. This ought to do nicely for now.

All right. We should go back inside.

All right. Well, let's go.

All right. Whenever you're ready, you may commence.

All rolled into one.

All that matters is we're going.

All that was left was for her to accept my formal offer.

All that work. All that extra help we hired.

All that's in there is two stale Pop Tarts and a Slim Jim.

All the hostility she was expressing toward me was just jealousy.

All the knowledge I have painstakingly stuffed in there will leak out.

All the marriage talk...

All the numbers you need are there on your desk.

All the realities of life just go right out the window.

All the rooms are made up and ready. I will be in at 10:00.

All the way from home, the same topic.

All the weekends I'd put in, the sacrifices I had made...

All those empty rooms, those uneaten pillow mints.

All topics I plan to explore in the next 2 minutes and 46 seconds.

All went into the picking process.

All wood. You must go. Go now!

All you have to do is pick out a quote for the front page...

All your regular 976 numbers were busy.

Almost all of you.

Almost.

Also discovered how electromagnetism and radioactivity...

Also pathetic, but that I can live with...

Also, it allows me to keep an eye on the 'Take a Penny' pot here...

Alternative songs? Good. Let's see.

Although I'm gonna miss this place.

Although I'm on schedule and on budget, so a change would throw things off.

Although no one's keeping track, it seems your constant non presence...

Always a plus in business.

Am I being mean?

Am I crazy? That's supposed to be us, right?

Am I doing it alone?

Am I late?

Am I meeting you or not?

Am I perfectly clear?

Am I wearing a little brown uniform with UPS stamped on it?

Ambitious.

Amen, sister friend.

American boys have different values. They don't understand respect.

An all boys private school uniform and a Yankees cap.

An animal ran out into the road and we swerved and hit a pole.

An application to join the armed forces.

An earless world, what a dream.

An egg white omelet with steamed spinach.

An hour ago you were screwing with Dean, and now you're nice to me.

An ice cream maker!

An innocent boy like me should not be raised in an atmosphere like this.

An international insurance consulting firm.

An oil portrait of you for his study.

An out of control, over the top slumber party.

And a 'U' sitting in between.

And a brief description of the storyline over here.

And a divided compartment for makeup and knickknacks...

And a lot of locals come every week on the same night every week.

And a meringue cookie.

And a painting of her reading that's gonna be hung in Dad's study...

And a scarring experiment with the Children of the American Revolution.

And about the rumors I had heard floating around.

And actually like hanging out with, to ask for his help and advice.

And add 40 minutes onto my tab for next week's call.

And advise if necessary.

And after all, the absence of prohibition against assisted suicide...

And after the $2,000 circus tent fiasco...

And all it does is spray at you. You're not too busy.

And all of a sudden there's all this hammering and drilling and dust flying.

And all of a sudden, has a terrible Lorelai flashback.

And all the friendships I've jeopardized.

And all the social engagements I've made you cancel...

And all three times she told me 6:00.

And also Moose, if Doris will let him out of the house again...

And an even more barely coherent...

And announce that Rory Gilmore is officially open for business.

And any piece of information I might find useful.

And apparently my evil plan worked exactly as I anticipated.

And Archie would pretend to hang or shoot himself?

And as soon as you're asleep, you won't, either.

And ask your boyfriend to remind me when it's coupon day, okay?

And banging spoons on his head, did I...

And be a Phi Beta bimbo and graduate with honors...

And be mocked again? No, thank you.

And be taken down three or four notches by my mother. Then we're out of there.

And be transported into your body.

And before she left, we had a talk.

And begins to place an insupportable burden over the nation's already...

And believe me, there are some excellent movies on that list. Really.

And Bentleys are for losers who can't afford a Rolls.

And blow smoke in each other's faces.

And bought a Hummel at the curio shop in Stars Hollow.

And bought her an ice cream sandwich. She practically licked my hand.

And building a snowwoman. And planning the ugly baby gag, that took time.

And buy Chilton and turn it into a rave club.

And by the way, I wasn't asking her out.

And bye bye.

And call Gandalfi's and order a case of champagne.

And carefully cleaned by the good people at Tricky's Dry Cleaners.

And chasing me around my diner, begging me to buy your basket?

And civil wars raging all around you?

And co sign the loan with me. I'm really, really grateful.

And come to fetch the Contessa whatever she needs.

And competent, they also find you, well, a tad...

And condescending you sound.

And congratulations again.

And could you leave the pot in the meantime?

And coupon drawers and Margie.

And curtsy progress, and if I talked Rory into putting her hair up.

And Dad looks at you and sees you with him...

And Dean is sitting there being perfectly nice, and then all of a sudden...

And Dean is the only one who can reach the top shelves.

And Dean lives here, so this sucks.

And Dean, he must be so upset right now.

And Dean's been working extra hours lately...

And decided to buy every food item in the world...

And developing very naive but pretentious world views...

And diamonds less than 24 carats are Cracker Jack trinkets...

And dirt? I love dirt. I collect it.

And does Lorelai know what kind of ice cream you like?

And doesn't want to change you or dress you...

And don't be embarrassed, toots! This has happened to all of us.

And each group will assume responsibility for one act of Romeo and Juliet...

And eat leftovers for more than a week. Finely honed system.

And end up with a 16 ton anvil on your head.

And even though the box says it's safe...

And eventually, time went by. Now you love him.

And everybody gets a ride.

And expect the rest to take care of itself. That won't work.

And failure is not even a choice of destinies.

And found pipes that shouldn't be there. Gotta move them.

And freaks when her daughter doesn't get a shot?

And generally people are scared of the insane. See where I'm going here?

And get the horrible smell of this horrible day off of me.

And glue rocks together.

And go to bed early, and...

And go to my office and do my work, like I've done every day for 30 years.

And grows out of sight and shoots off spores...

And guess who doesn't have his own set of keys yet?

And have a freshly laundered man open the door for me.

And have a terrible night's sleep, okay?

And have an urge to enter a pie in the county fair.

And have bombs going off in the background...

And have me thrown in prison.

And have nanny catch them and care for them...

And have no idea what a stack of pancakes looks like.

And have time to get ready and relax and also I've heard...

And have you sit there and listen to him and then just agree with him.

And he bought a new suit to try to cover it up.

And he doesn't listen. He just wants to say horrible things...

And he got meaner as he got older. Never married, never had kids.

And he hasn't checked in yet. I know he's probably busy with Sherry...

And he is crazy.

And he really wants to take care of you and make things right for you.

And he said he was going to leave her and marry the Salisbury concubine.

And he says, 'My God, will she date anyone else in the world...

And he would be playing golf, and I would walk by...

And he would be so distracted that he'd completely miss the ball. Silly.

And he'll never find out.

And he's defending you and paying Taylor back for his lettuce losses.

And he's seen a lot of Sylvester Stallone movies.

And he's so tall, and I just was...

And her dress is unwrinkled. How does she do that?

And here's a big one.

And here's a sample of some of my black and white shots.

And hiring that actor to play a horrible, rude, annoying Frenchman...

And how concerned I am about dental hygiene.

And how every young girl dreams of this day.

And how he'd like to make up for all that time that he wasted.

And I almost felt sorry for her.

And I am so proud of you and Rory. You both have just come so far.

And I ate them all.

And I can't remember my name...

And I couldn't believe what I had just done.

And I couldn't help but notice that Boston is not that far away.

And I didn't stay long and I didn't notice the vegetables...

And I do not want to have this conversation.

And I don't feel like I should justify or explain it to you...

And I don't know if the timing's good.

And I don't know, it's a nice concept.

And I don't know. It seems totally stupid now...

And I found you sulking on a piano bench, and I sat down, we talked...

And I get that, but I think it's a mistake.

And I got it at the bookstore. Paid full price.

And I got my sprinklers fixed for half price.

And I gotta get up early and let the painters in.

And I guess Paris is next.

And I had the most dreadful breakfasts. Just awful.

And I hate looking at a sunset, so my standard for happiness is high!

And I hate to think of where else he might try to get it.

And I have this awful angina

And I have to confirm them for Louie's funeral.

And I hummed Mozart's Prague Symphony as loud as I could.

And I just didn't want to serve them a similar dessert...

And I just got very upset. Anyway, I'm rambling.

And I just pushed him in a lake. This is bad.

And I just wanted to tell someone who knows me really well...

And I just...

And I knew I wanted to travel and see the world.

And I know that the only reason you did is because of my mother...

And I know you do, too, and I am sorry.

And I like my bank.

And I miss you.

And I promise I'll come home and take grandpa off your hands.

And I realized it was because I was smiling.

And I really didn't mean to hurt you.

And I really thought that was enough.

And I reduced the catering staff to six servers, not counting the point man.

And I saw this man who was dressed in this crazy outfit.

And I say, 'Okay, grab a sweater,' you just have to deal.

And I see you settling down with Sherrie, I think I can move beyond it.

And I shouldn't have been. Now that I see that...

And I think I'm catching a cold.

And I think, 'I don't feel like reading about a person's life'...

And I thought about it. There's a romantic aspect to small towns.

And I thought he was cute, and since I'm not great...

And I thought if I could get the Collins kid to bite...

And I thought things were going pretty well.

And I told her about our plans.

And I told you I did look, and I did not find it, you...

And I turned out just fine.

And I want fries. And make them really crispy.

And I want some controversy.

And I want to go, and I want to take a date.

And I want you to go into your room and get your robe.

And I was Broccoli and I did a tap dance with Beets.

And I was so afraid to tell you that...

And I was trying to pull in the space behind him.

And I was wondering if you'd be cool with her visiting for a couple of days.

And I went in there every morning for three years...

And I will do anything to get it. Anything.

And I wish had never happened in the first place.

And I would stare at myself in the mirror and think...

And I wouldn't mind, either.

And I, for one, don't want to see us staggering around...

And I'd be happy to rush over and help with whatever.

And I'd like you to promise you won't say anything about what happened.

And I'd put on my wedding dress and my tiara and my gloves...

And I'd really like you to meet my grandpa.

And I'll be there to find replacements and train them.

And I'll have a giant Long Island Iced Tea.

And I'll see you tomorrow, if I can remember to show up.

And I'm consulting any expert who will listen to me.

And I'm getting tired of your condescending...

And I'm gonna bring it back here for us to eat.

And I'm just making a list to fill them.

And I'm lying there choking as you sit in the corner laughing...

And I'm not about to start now.

And I'm proud to announce that I have chosen our movie.

And I'm sure I share part of the blame for this circle we get into.

And I'm sure Principal Merton can chime in with a few good ones.

And I'm sure whatever you two are talking about here...

And I'm very good.

And I've been looking all day.

And I've circled Stars Hollow twice, and nothing.

And I've done the best I could.

And I've helped you tons of times.

And I've learned a few things about what flies and what doesn't.

And if at all possible, we'd like to keep the arm.

And if eating cake is wrong, I don't want to be right.

And if I'm not into the novel, I'll switch back.

And if it still is awful for you, I will make it up to you.

And if that cuts into your screaming time, that's just too bad!

And if that cuts into your screaming time, that's just too damn bad.

And if the love of the Bard's language still doesn't inspire you...

And if we go down after two years...

And if you don't let me help you in any way I can, then I'll be very mad.

And if you go, you should go under the right circumstances.

And if you haven't, it's off the rack for you, missy.

And if you plan on missing rehearsal, you'd better bring a coroner's note.

And in '48, she moved the group to the very table you sat at today.

And in return, I just might show you my withering stare.

And in those 35 years, I've seen ideas come and go.

And in.

And insanely jealous of his pretty girlfriend.

And instead of ignoring him, I fixed him with a really withering stare.

And interpret the scene in your own individual manner.

And is she unhappy.

And it ain't easy writing and driving.

And it clobbered me, and I clobbered Sookie. I'm such a jerk.

And it doesn't have to be a full time, everyday thing.

And it just seemed like it was time for me to meddle.

And it obviously didn't work, shock, but that's why he was here.

And it opened, and the words came out, and Emily was Emily...

And it was dark, and this dog or cat or possum...

And it was just the two of us alone in the car, from Maine...

And it was my fault that she wasn't there.

And it'll definitely screw up our burrito bit.

And it'll keep you warm if it's cold in the auditorium.

And it's a little deco.

And it's a whole big show. If you're not doing anything...

And it's back to, 'Tristin? Who? I don't know Tristin. '

And it's fabulous and you are not going to believe it.

And it's going to hurt Dean very much.

And it's gonna be very expensive to fix.

And it's my Jackson's favorite.

And it's not even that good a parking space.

And its staff from the ground up and develop a system from scratch.

And Jess?

And just hang.

And just set the world on fire.

And just walked right past.

And lately, every spare moment has been spent...

And later, I pictured you marrying Matthew Broderick.

And let me start tomorrow for you today.

And let me tell you, I mastered them all. In heels, yet.

And let me tell you, it was not fun. I'm joining a gym.

And let your colors fly

And Liz is afraid he's heading for something bad...

And Liz was off doing God knows what.

And look at that suit. You are quite the dandy, aren't you?

And Louie would have hated this.

And Luke, I'm sure I'll see you again soon.

And makes us feel like we're losing something that's really important...

And maybe hammer a nail into my head.

And Mia wouldn't be there, and I wouldn't be there.

And minimize the appearance of fine lines.

And miss my mother's graduation, which I wanted to be at so badly.

And mock it all afternoon.

And Muffin smacks right into the cafeteria wall. That's got to hurt.

And music.

And my bare butt to kiss.

And my best friend in one fell swoop. It'd be too much.

And my favorite, the climactic last scene...

And my friends and I are gonna rent a limo to take us there...

And my grandfather worked on cars. I know what I'm doing.

And my head hurts from all the nodding I do, even though I don't listen...

And my mother wanted me to be President.

And my mouth was stunned, and my mind said, 'I told you so. '

And my parents were in their room whispering all morning.

And Nancy McKeon will be playing me. I am Jo.

And never get into a heavy discussion late at night...

And nice men in white coats will pick you up.

And no card. Perfect.

And no magazines, either. I'll do all the housework. Laundry, dishes.

And no one else can do it, so you came slumming after me?

And no tip. I wonder why.

And no TV, no stereo, no reading.

And not get to go to his funeral when he dies.

And not giving us any choice.

And not in front of my friends.

And not my last. I look hot.

And not the most important day of your life.

And now all of a sudden, you're peppy.

And now I'm ready for rehab.

And now it's time for my favorite part of the evening:

And now my daughter is in the hospital.

And now that you have this big change coming up in your life...

And now you're here with Jess.

And now, after all that has happened, after all the chaos and havoc...

And now, fair people, I present my lord and master...

And on the Chilton team, we have Rory Gilmore and Paris Geller.

And one should always share wonderful news with one's good friends.

And only charge her for the regular size lamb chops...

And only you can save me from the double pathetic. Please.

And our medical coverage is all there.

And out.

And over here, you have a tiny but annoying bell...

And Paris Geller, your presidential candidates for next year.

And Paris moved the rehearsal to Miss Patty's at the last minute...

And patiently, he's waited, and now in walks this kid...

And people can evolve together, don't you think?

And people who break the rules...

And performing tasks I despise and I'm ashamed of.

And plus, I was so young when I had Rory.

And postulated existence of a charmed quark.

And practically dressing the same.

And prompt. Lovely.

And psycho Kevin Bacon forces them to take him down the river?

And pulls out the vial of poison to kill himself...

And put in a rec room with Ping Pong tables and hand puppets.

And put it back together in the science building hallway.

And put on a nice suit every day and be a very important man...

And rather than being left with empty seats...

And rather than handle it herself, she's given up.

And ready to leave. End of story.

And remember you have a great daughter who needs you.

And remember, I can edit out two of the 'hells,' but I need to keep all the 'damns. '

And rice. And the green sauce. And no salad. And...

And right now I'm having a little trouble standing.

And risk clashing with the decor?

And roam the streets talking to themselves and licking parking meters.

And Rory has finished in the top three percent.

And Rory's madly in love with him.

And Rory's on the path that I'd like to see Jess on: School and college.

And says his school is great

And seat belts, and my God, it smells like a forest.

And secure it around my head with packing tape...

And seemingly unimportant subject...

And several Korean phrases written out phonetically:

And several pictures of diseased lungs to hang on the fridge.

And she didn't do it in front of me.

And she found problems with the acoustics here.

And she had this chow, and she was rubbing it...

And she mentioned earlier that you didn't make her, you know, gag.

And she only moved it a little...

And she won't tell me what. I don't know.

And she'd never say no 'cause she loves to help...

And she's got specific goals now concerning children.

And she's gotten used to the concept of having a roof over her head.

And shoulders back, tuchis in. Think about that double chin.

And since it all goes to charity...

And since Louie's a war veteran...

And slightly disturbed cousin Frannie said she can't leave because her Petey's sick.

And slip it into the CD booklet. Include a candid Polaroid of her if you can.

And so earlier when you asked me to look for the bracelet...

And so I didn't bid on the basket.

And so I said yes.

And somehow, I'm not really sure how, we ended up in a room together...

And something in a nice little velvet box.

And sometimes spokesperson for international products.

And sometimes we hold on a little too hard.

And somewhere in there is a Margie for the new millennium.

And sort of a square diamond. It's simple, but very classic.

And start paying attention, understand?

And still hasn't made it to the door.

And still have enough room to do a little souvenir shopping.

And T shirts with writing on them...

And take away your only child, your precious baby girl...

And tell her ugly things about the world.

And test scores to get you in.

And that attention to detail is why people call you 'the maestro. '

And that could go on forever.

And that gets you judgment rights, and I'm judging that this is different.

And that hit me hard, too, maybe harder than the other thing.

And that is how you intend to set the business world on its ear?

And that it just might make things nicer if you liked him.

And that No Doubt is touring with U2.

And that scares us even more...

And that smell. What is that? Eucalyptus?

And that the lamp is fixed and... And that, too.

And that was her calling to tell me that she found out.

And that would be him.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, concludes the basket bidding.

And that's how you handle a business call?

And that's okay. That's good.

And that's the humble, yet spunky twinkle light.

And that's the only reason? It's all about Luke and the diner.

And that's what you'll be doing. Resting. Because it's boring.

And that's why didn't know about it.

And the 'Jackson, you should see Lorelai's ring. It's so beautiful. '

And the best part about it was, it was no big deal.

And the best part is, I've been out there ten times to bring them coffee...

And the best part, Korea is bootleg heaven.

And the chairs will be set up at 9:00.

And the coat and the keys?

And the diner was... And I...

And the entire number, I was just thinking, 'Mom's not here. '

And the fact that he seems to like you gives him a couple of brownie points.

And the hat?

And The Horse That Wanted To Bark.

And the ladies, they like it, too.

And the lesson we've learned is you should never become a spy.

And the life size yarn person.

And the locker first aid kit... That is a damn good idea, by the way...

And the madrigal singers are bogarting the supply closet.

And the matching sweatshirts they wear are just darling.

And the minute she graduates high school, she is out of here.

And the moment you stepped away...

And the new apartment... What?

And the next time you're searching, just point and shoot.

And the owner keeps the building up beautifully.

And the Stars Hollow Citizens for a Clean Stars Hollow Council.

And The Wall Street Journal.

And the whole ceremony is ruined.

And the word 'business' has been taboo in that house since he left the firm.

And the word 'steamed. '

And the world rotates backwards on its axis.

And then come the bikers and lowlifes who are gonna trash the place?

And then grab the I 11. Everybody knows that, Luke.

And then have some breakfast.

And then he walked me home.

And then he'll go off to college or Attica, and it'll just be me again.

And then I jump on the ball, we're rolling on the ball together...

And then I realized the only thing I had not seen...

And then I started telling him about how unhappy I'd become.

And then I thought, 'I'd want her to find somebody...

And then I turned around, and it's suddenly:

And then I walked around a little, and then I was done.

And then if necessary, you lie to bring it about.

And then it'll be worse, because it'll be like I kept it from him.

And then people will walk away, exactly as you're doing now.

And then pull all the towels from the pool...

And then return them to me when they're 21.

And then she holds up a pepperoni and it asks for your opinion...

And then slowly I figured out that I wanted to teach.

And then spit after each puff.

And then the engagement, and then it was off.

And then there were three.

And then there's Lou.

And then there's the thudding sound. And then... No.

And then they wake up one morning a couple of days later...

And then we broke up 'cause one of us freaked out.

And then we got back together and it suddenly got very serious.

And then we kissed.

And then when I get home, I'll look them up.

And then when you say no, challenge you as to why?

And then you humiliate all of us by not being involved?

And then you meet some guy, and all that goes right out the window.

And then you showed up, and you know what happened?

And then you'll ask her back to your apartment.

And then, exactly at the same time...

And then, one day, Emily...

And then, suddenly, I heard myself resign.

And then, suddenly, it hits me. The perfect person.

And then, suddenly, that young man is given that account.

And there are 50 open tables.

And there is the issue of the disappearing baseballs.

And there it was. It was red and shiny. I'm so excited I can't breathe!

And there's a wedding band that sort of fits into it, like a set.

And there's Miss Patty again. Since when does she eat so much fruit?

And there's sort of a contest at the end, and we sort of need an advisor.

And there's this half eaten banana in there. Nothing else.

And these fanatics that run your school...

And they don't get along.

And they tackle me and pile clothing on top of my face...