Gilmore Girls (2000) - Season 5 Edit

A "I'M LAUGHING AT YOUR PAIN" KIND OF LAUGH.

A "WELCOME TO THE EARTH, BABY GIRL BELLEVILLE" PARTY.

A 40 MINUTE GIG

A BAG OF SANTA BEARDS

A BANDSAW, A WOOD RASP, AND A JACK PLANE.

A BANG OR A CLANG OR POSSIBLY A CRASH

A BAR THANK GOD.

A BEAUTIFUL ROOM VERY SPECIAL FOR YOU, MRS. GILMORE.

A BIG, BORING BOOK.

A BIT OF STUFF? TOO MONTY PYTHON.

A BOX OF 1/4 INCH TEAK BUNGS, MARINE CAULK.

A CARRIER PIGEON IS HEADING FOR YOUR ROOM.

A CATHEDRAL. GO, IF YOU EVER GET THE CHANCE.

A CELEBRATION. AH, CHAMPAGNE PERFECT.

A CHOICE OF SANDWICHES,

A CLOTH NAPKIN AND A MOIST TOWELETTE ALL IN ONE.

A COMMITMENT... WITH LOGAN.

A COMPETING

A COMPOUND FOR THE EXTENDED FAMILY.

A CONTESTANT THEY WOULD BE

A COUPLE ARE HEADING FOR THE BUSHES.

A COUPLE OF DAYS AGO.

A COUPLE OF MY GIRLS TOOK THE BAIT.

A COUPLE OF STOOLS AND A TOASTER.

A COUPLE TIMES A DAY

A DASHING, FINELY ACCOUTERED GENTLEMAN,

A DECISIVE VICTORY FOR THE COLONISTS.

A DIFFERENT VESSEL?

A DISCO BALL. WHERE'D YOU FIND A DISCO BALL?

A DOUBLE DATE?

A FAMILY OF MANNEQUINS DECIDES TO ATTACK YOU.

A FAMILY. YOU MEAN YOU AND LORELAI?

A FEMALE. WHAT'S ALL THAT LUGGAGE?

A FEW DAYS AGO. I FORGOT I HADN'T TOLD YOU.

A FEW WEEKS AGO I READ IN THE PAPER

A FIDDLER ON THE ROOF.

A FILLING STATION WILL BE FINE.

A FINE BOY FROM A FINE FAMILY.

A FOSTER HOME.

A FOUR MINUTE MILE.

A GENERIC, UNFOCUSED "AND SO'S YOUR MOTHER" STYLE COMEBACK.

A GIRL LIKE RORY HAS NO IDEA

A GIRL! OH, GOOD, WE NEED A GIRL.

A GOOD COLLEGE EXPERIENCE IS A WELL ROUNDED COLLEGE EXPERIENCE.

A GRACEFUL, GORGEOUS PLOW IS PUSHING THE SNOWY WHITE

A GROSS OVERSIGHT OF ITS OWNERS.

A HA.

A HAM SANDWICH FOR THE LADY ON MY RIGHT.

A HAM THAT SURVIVED THE CREAMED CORN ASSAULT OF 2004,

A HELL OF A PLAYER

A HINT OF PANIC IN YOUR VOICE,

A HOOKER STOPPED A BATTLE.

A JAMAICAN BEACH COMPARED TO MY MOTHER'S HOUSE.

A JOB HE TOOK WILLINGLY.

A KROPOG IS A UNIT OF DISTANCE, NOT VOLUME.

A LETTER, HUH?

A LIFE AND DEATH BRIGADE. YEAH, I KNOW THESE GUYS.

A LIKELY STORY.

A LITTLE BALCONY THERE.

A LITTLE CONDIMENT HUMOR FOR YOU.

A LITTLE DISTURBING.

A LITTLE EARLY BECAUSE IT'S ONE OF HIS KIDS' BIRTHDAYS

A LITTLE GAYER, PLEASE. I'M JUST SAYING.

A LITTLE JESUS THING GOING ON THERE.

A LITTLE PAST.

A LITTLE RED PEPPER OVER BUTTER LETTUCE AND ENDIVE

A LITTLE SALSA DOWN YOUR PANTS.

A LITTLE STRATEGY.

A LITTLE TIME TO THINK.

A LITTLE TIRED.

A LITTLE.

A LITTLE.

A LOCAL HISTORIAN UNCOVERED NEW EVIDENCE

A LOCAL MANUFACTURER BUFF RITE

A LONG HAIRED JACK RUSSELL TERRIER.

A LONG TIME AGO.

A LOOPHOLE. NICE.

A LOT HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.

A LOT HIGHER.

A LOT OF FUN.

A LOT OF LAWN.

A LOT OF PEOPLE WAIT UNTIL THEY'RE MARRIED TO HAVE SEX.

A LOT OF PRESSURE TO DO IT RIGHT NOW.

A LOT OF THE PARENTS ARE HELPING OUT WITH COSTUMES,

A LOT OF THEM ARE GONE.

A LUNCH I HAD PREVIOUSLY NOT INFORMED HER OF,

A MAGICAL, MAGICAL PLACE.

A MINOR AFTER "C" MAJOR, THEN IT'S BACK TO "G."

A MODERN MEDICAL MIRACLE. MAY I?

A MOUSE?

A MUSEUM?

A MYSTERIOUS MAN WITH AN EXOTIC ACCENT AND A RED COAT

A MYSTERY BAG YES! WHAT'S IN THE MYSTERY BAG?

A NOVEL IS LIKE A SECRET AFFAIR,

A PAIN IN MY REAR. Don't say I said that.

A PARENT CONSENT FORM FOR THAT ONE.

A PIECE OF...?

A PLACE ON CAPE COD! OUR OWN KENNEBUNKPORT!

A PLATE OF COOKIES ON THE COFFEE TABLE

A POTENTIAL GREAT GREAT GRANDFATHER

A POUND OF CRACKERS, AND CHASE IT WITH A QUART OF OLIVE OIL.

A POWER COUPLE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE.

A PROFESSOR WILL SEE YOU,

A PROPER GOOD NIGHT TO YOU THIS EVENING.

A RARE BUTTERFLY NATURE PRESERVE IS OFF TO THE RIGHT HERE.

A REAL DATE? FINALLY!

A RIDICULOUS PINK BOW FOR THE VICIOUS KILLERS.

A ROOMFUL OF ANGLO SAXONS WAITING FOR CAKE THIS LONG.

A SACK OF POTATOES FALLS ON YOUR HEAD,

A SERIES OF GRAPHICALLY VIOLENT DRIVER'S EDUCATION FILMS

A SNOOPY RECORD PLAYER, AND DID I LOVE THIS RECORD PLAYER

A SNOWY XANADU OF GOODNESS.

A SONG LIKE, A SONG THAT'S OUR SONG.

A SQUIRREL GOT THE ROAST.

A STARS HOLLOW MUSEUM.

A SUBSTANTIAL DOWN PAYMENT IN CASH.

A SUPER COLOSSAL HINDRANCE TO US ALL, OKAY?

A THING OF THE PAST?"

A THING TO BE ADMIRED AND CHERISHED.

A THING? I WAS WONDERING IF YOU COULD COVER FOR ME.

A TOUR WOULD BE KIND OF NEAT.

A TWO MONTH RUN ISN'T ENOUGH.

A VERITABLE DARK AGE CULMINATING IN A SIT IN

A VERITABLE DARK AGE CULMINATING IN A SIT IN

A VERY EXPENSIVE FOUNDATION UPGRADE TO GO THROUGH.

A VERY GOOD SIGN.

A VERY SERIOUS MATTER HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO OUR ATTENTION,

A VICIOUS 3 INCH BALL OF HAIR AND A BOW

A VICIOUS JULIA ROBERTS TO KIEFER SUTHERLAND DUMP.

A WAKE IN ASHER'S HONOR HERE.

A WEEK, A YEAR.

A WHAT?

A WHITE LONG HAIRED JACK RUSSELL TERRIER.

A WHOLE STARBUCKS WITH WORKERS AND EVERYTHING?

A WHOLE VILLAGE HAS SEEN TO MY NEEDS.

A WOMAN HAS PLAYED IN OUR RE ENACTMENT.

A WORLD I FOUGHT LONG AND HARD TO FIGURE OUT,

A.K.A. THE POWER SPITTER, THAT YOU LIKE HIM.

A.K.A. THE STORY OF ME.

AAH!

AAH! [ THUD ]

AAH! HEY! THERE'S PEOPLE.

AAH! I SAID DON'T TURN THE LIGHT ON!

AAH. NOT SO LOUD.

ABOUT 10 MINUTES

ABOUT A GREAT PARTY TONIGHT.

ABOUT A HALF HOUR AGO.

ABOUT A MAGIC PIÑA COLADA WITH WHIPPED CREAM

ABOUT A PIECE OF CLOTHING.

ABOUT ANYTHING CONCERNING US AT ALL.

ABOUT CHRISTOPHER COMING?

ABOUT CHRISTOPHER COMING?

ABOUT FAY WELLINGTON AND ART BRUSH, HUH?

ABOUT FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER.

ABOUT HOW EVERYTHING'S GOING TO HELL

ABOUT HOW I'M GOING TO BE A CAREER WOMAN

ABOUT HOW WOMEN OF A CERTAIN AGE COPE WITH LONELINESS,

ABOUT IRAN'S LONG RANGE MISSILE PRODUCTION,

ABOUT LUKE!

ABOUT MY MOTHER ON A FAMILY VACATION.

ABOUT MY PERFORMANCE.

ABOUT MY RENDERING GARDENING SERVICES.

About my whereabouts, so if we're not, I'm sorry.

ABOUT SNOW BEING A PAIN AND IMPRACTICAL

ABOUT THAT TENNIS RACKET.

ABOUT THAT TEQUILA NIGHT WITH CHRIS AFTER HIS DAD DIED.

ABOUT THE "I LOVE JESUS" MANNEQUIN SUBSIDED.

ABOUT THE BOAT DECISION?

ABOUT THE HEART ASSOCIATION LUNCHEON?

ABOUT THE PARENTAL ISSUE DURING BAND PRACTICE.

ABOUT THE REPRINTING OF THE ANARCHIST COOKBOOK.

ABOUT THE THOUGHT OF A NEW LIFE

ABOUT THIS LITTLE PARTY YOU THREW FOR RORY TONIGHT.

ABOUT UNSUITABLE PEOPLE MARRYING INTO THIS FAMILY.

ABOUT WEDDINGS AND BABIES AND CAPE COD.

ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED THE OTHER NIGHT AT DINNER.

ABOUT WHAT SHE THINKS WILL MAKE HER HAPPY.

ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT WHAT?

ABOUT WHERE HE WAS GOING THAT'S WHAT HURTS THE MOST.

ABOUT WHETHER ELM STREET HAD GONE MORE PINK THAN BLUE

ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT IT'S A GOOD IDEA IF WE'RE IN A RELATIONSHIP,

ABOUT YOU?

ABOVE AND BEYOND THE CALL OF DUTY UNTIL WE ARE ESTABLISHED.

ABOVE THE CLANCYS' MILL.

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

ABSOLUTELY NOT. OKAY, GOT ANY PEANUTS?

ABSOLUTELY, EXCEPT FOR THE FACT

ABSOLUTELY.

ABSOLUTELY.

ABSOLUTELY.

ABSOLUTELY.

ABSOLUTELY.

ABSOLUTELY.

Absolutely.

ABSOLUTELY. AIN'T NO MOUNTAIN HIGH ENOUGH.

ABSOLUTELY. GREAT.

ABSOLUTELY. I'M NOT THE LEAST BIT TIRED.

ABSOLUTELY. moveon.org.

ABSOLUTELY. TALK TO YOU LATER.

ABUNDANT TURNOVER. WE HAVE TO START PAYING MORE. OH!

ACCEPT IT.

ACCORDING TO MY MOTHER, I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS.

ACCORDING TO MY RESEARCH,

ACCORDING TO TOWN CODES, NO NEW STRUCTURE

According to Twee,

ACCURACY, ACCURACY, AND ACCURACY.

ACE, COME ON.

ACE, HAVING A GOOD TIME? I AM, THANKS.

ACE, I CAN'T TAKE A CHANCE OF YOU PULLING OUT THAT PURSE AGAIN.

ACE, I INVITED YOU HERE.

ACE. 6:45.

ACTUALLY GIVE A RAT'S ASS ABOUT JOURNALISTIC INTEGRITY.

ACTUALLY, CELINE, SHE JUST OPENED HER OWN BUSINESS.

ACTUALLY, COULD WE HAVE SOME LEMON FOR THE ICE TEA?

ACTUALLY, I COME HERE TWO, THREE TIMES A WEEK.

ACTUALLY, I DO.

Actually, I threw it in the lake after the divorce.

ACTUALLY, I'VE HAD A PERSONAL TRIUMPH OF LATE.

ACTUALLY, NO. SHE'S WORKING.

ACTUALLY, SHE'S PETITE, BUT SHE'S STRONG.

ACTUALLY, THE FACT THAT THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY

ACTUALLY, THE STORY OF THAT IS ON THE BACK OF THE MENU.

ACTUALLY, THERE'S NONE LEFT.

ACTUALLY, WE HAD THOSE SQUEAKS INSTALLED.

ACTUALLY, WHY DON'T WE PUT IT IN THE MAYBE PILE, TAYLOR.

ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW WHAT IS GREAT ABOUT THIS PLACE?

ACTUALLY, YOU'D MAKE A GREAT ASSISTANT.

ACTUALLY, YOUR MOTHER WANTED TO TALK TO YOU FOR A MOMENT.

ACTUALLY... I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT.

ADD THE PARSLEY. GET IT OUT THERE.

ADDS TO THE TAX BASE, TOO.

AFFECTED THE ECONOMY OF THIS TOWN ONE BIT.

AFRAID OF ME, OF KITTEN? WAS I REALLY THAT MEAN?

AFRAID SO. AND HE WAS HOLDING COURT.

AFTER ALL THIS TIME, YOUR MOTHER TELLS YOU NOW.

AFTER ALL, HEATHER HAS TWO MOMMIES.

AFTER FINN'S "PASSION OF THE CHRIST,"

AFTER HE FAILS TO MOW MR. WILSON'S LAWN.

AFTER I DEMO'D THE UPSTAIRS BATHROOM.

AFTER I WON THIS MONSTROSITY, I TOLD THEM I DO NOT WANT IT.

AFTER I WOOLITE THAT SWEATER, I HAVE TO LAY IT OUT FLAT.

AFTER ONE OF YOUR CLANDESTINE LUNCHEONS

AFTER SHE ATTACKS MY BOYFRIEND ON THE STREET,

AFTER SHE HAD THE BABY?

AFTER SPENDING FIVE MINUTES WITH YOU,

AFTER THE COUNCIL OF NICEA PURGED THE CHRISTIAN

AFTER THE TRAIL MIX FIASCO? I WOULDN'T DARE.

AFTER TWO MONTHS, THE HOUSE IS TO BE DISPOSED OF

AFTER WE HAVE A HEART ATTACK, YOU TELL US YOU WERE KIDDING

AFTER YOU AND JACKSON CONCEIVED?

AFTER YOU ASKED ME NOT TO, I DIDN'T.

AFTER YOU PICK UP MY DRY CLEANING, RIGHT?

AFTER YOU THREW A FRYING PAN AT MY HEAD.

AFTER YOU TRIED TO KILL ME.

AFTER YOU.

AFTER YOUR DAD TALKED TO HIM,

AFTER.

AFTER.

AFTER.

AGAIN, JUST UNDER I DON'T WANT TO BRAG.

AGAIN, MOM, I AM REALLY, REALLY SORRY,

AGAIN, PROBABLY NOT YOURS.

AGAIN?

AGAIN?

AH JUST RAN INTO HERB SMITH IN THE CLUBHOUSE.

AH HA HA, THAT'S RIGHT.

AH HA!

AH, BUT NOT JOJO'S.

AH, HOW DID YOU KNOW?

AH, HOW McDONALD'S OF YOU.

AH, I LOVE YOU.

AH, I'LL DRINK TO THAT.

AH, I'LL SEE YOU AT LUKE'S!

Ah, I'm the lucky girl. OKAY, BYE.

AH, JEEZ, I SMUDGED. HE MADE ME SMUDGE.

AH, LA BELLISSIMA SIGNORA PARLO ITALIANO MOLTO BENE.

AH, MY DESK BEAUTIFUL.

AH, NO, IT'S EMILY. I INSIST.

AH, NOW IT'S FALLING AWAY. IT'S STARTING TO.

AH, PERFECT TIMING!

AH, RORY. GOOD. I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

AH, THANK YOU, MISS.

AH, THANK YOU. SORRY.

AH, THE CAMPBELL BOY IS HERE.

AH, THE SHOPPING OUT THERE UNBELIEVABLE.

AH, THIS IS A WONDERFUL NIGHT.

AH, WELL, I WISH YOU A GREAT DEAL OF LUCK.

AH, YES, A NAP.

AH, YES, EMILY HAS EXQUISITE TASTE IN FABRICS.

AH, YES, I HEAR IT'S LOVELY THERE THIS TIME OF YEAR.

AH, YES. THANK YOU, ROBERT.

AH, YOU COVET MY KITCHEN STAFF.

AH, YOUR FRIEND MARTY?

AH, YOUR LURCH LEFT YOU IN THE LURCH.

AH!

AH! [ BEEPS ]

AH.

AH.

AH. I'M SORRY ABOUT THE MESS.

AH. MORE WATER?

AHA!

AHA!

AHA! I TOLD YOU I'D SEEN IT SOMEWHERE.

AHA! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "AHA"?

AHA! YOU ADMIT IT WAS A MISTAKE. YOU DID SAY "CHEESE."

AHH, NO!

AHH, NO! MOM.

AHH, THE INTERNSHIP REARS ITS UGLY HEAD AGAIN.

AHH!

AHH!

AHH! SQUIRREL FOOD.

AHH.

AHH.

ALL 27 GIRLS AND THEIR TAMBOURINES

ALL BOYS HERE? YES.

All boys, Mom? seriously, what is that about?

ALL CAN BE DONE AT A LATER TIME.

ALL DAY, THINGS ARE DISAPPEARING.

ALL DONE HERE. ANYTHING ELSE I CAN GET FOR YOU?

ALL DUE TO SNOW.

ALL FAIRLY FRESH, THOUGH SLIGHTLY DENTED,

ALL FOUR WALLS, MICHEL.

ALL FROM RORY.

ALL HE NEEDED WERE SOME LYING SWIFT BOAT CAPTAINS

ALL I CAN DO IS SAY I'M THROUGH

ALL I KNOW IS THAT NOW MY LINDSAY IS DEVASTATED,

ALL I NEED IS ONE MORE GOOD NyQUIL KNOCKOUT SLEEP,

ALL I WANT TO DO IS CRY AND SCREAM AND

ALL I WANTED WAS A CUP OF COFFEE.

ALL I'M SAYING IS I JUST WANT A LITTLE INFORMATION.

ALL I'VE BEEN DOING IS WORKING TOWARD BEING A JOURNALIST.

ALL I'VE GOT IS A WASHBOWL, A TOWEL, AND A TOOTHBRUSH.

ALL IT'LL COST ME IS MY HONOR.

ALL MY LIFE, I'VE LOVED THIS HOUSE.

ALL OF HIS OLD BUDDIES ARE SCATTERED ALL AROUND.

ALL OF US RORY, JOSH, YOU, ME.

ALL OF WHICH WE DO NOT OFFER.

ALL OF YOU, GATHER AROUND, PLEASE.

ALL OUR BEAUTIFUL LEATHER BOUND BOOKS

ALL OVER THIS PERCEIVED INSULT ABOUT HIS GIRLFRIEND'S LEGS.

ALL PRINTED UP NICE AND NEAT,

ALL RIGHT THEN. IT IS NOW 1:00.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, SO THOSE GUYS PARTICIPATED.

ALL RIGHT, BASED ON THE VISUAL THAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR,

ALL RIGHT, BUT IF ANYONE CALLS FOR ME,

ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN, DRINK AND BE MERRY,

ALL RIGHT, FINE.

ALL RIGHT, FINE. [ SIGHS ]

ALL RIGHT, FINE. DOYLE AND I HAD SEX.

ALL RIGHT, FOR $20, I WILL MEASURE THE SHOWER FOR YOU.

ALL RIGHT, GIRLS, LET'S SEE YOUR SEXY WALK.

ALL RIGHT, GOOD JUST MAKING SURE EVERYTHING'S LEGAL.

ALL RIGHT, HOLD ON.

ALL RIGHT, HONEY, THANK YOU FOR DINNER.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL LET YOU GET BACK TO YOUR COFFEE BREAK.

ALL RIGHT, I'M BORED. I WANT TO BE A TARGET.

ALL RIGHT, KIDS, BREAK'S OVER!

ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET STARTED, EVERYBODY.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THAT EDITORIAL BUDGET.

ALL RIGHT, NOW, DON'T WORRY.

ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, IT SEEMS THAT THE ISSUE

ALL RIGHT, PLACES, EVERYONE.

ALL RIGHT, RORY, SINCE I SEE THAT YOU ARE IN CAPABLE HANDS,

ALL RIGHT, SURE. SOUNDS GOOD.

ALL RIGHT, THEN PERHAPS HE UNDERSTOOD

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

ALL RIGHT, THEN.

ALL RIGHT, WE HAVE CHEESE, WE HAVE DRINKS.

All right, we're both here.

ALL RIGHT, WHO'S NEXT? PARIS GIVING YOU ANY TROUBLE?

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. FINE. I'LL DO IT.

ALL RIGHT. FRIDAY NIGHT IT IS.

ALL RIGHT. I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU THERE.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL COME STRAIGHT TO THE POINT, CHRISTOPHER.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL START.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S CALL THAT CLOSE ENOUGH.

ALL RIGHT. LOOKS PRETTY SIMPLE.

ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU LATER.

ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT.

ALL RIGHT. THEN WE'LL BOTH ATTEND.

ALL RIGHT. WELL, I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

ALL RIGHT. WONDERFUL. THERE WE ARE.

ALL RIGHTY, THEN.

ALL RIGHTY. I HAVE TO GO MAKE THE ROUNDS.

ALL RIGHTY. UPSTAIRS FLOORS AND WALLS CLEANED CHECK.

All roadblocks down.

ALL SCREW UP YOUR REM SLEEP.

ALL THAT PLANNING.

ALL THAT'S LEFT IS DOTTING THE I's AND CROSSING THE T's.

ALL THE HEP KIDS ARE DOING IT.

ALL THE MAIDS IN EXISTENCE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU.

ALL THE MEN WILL BE TAKEN BY WOMEN

ALL THE PEOPLE OF ANATEVKA ARE STANDING AROUND,

ALL THE TIME FOR WHATEVER AND HANG OUT.

ALL THESE QUESTIONS.

ALL THEY CARE ABOUT IS WHAT THEY GET.

ALL THEY WERE DOING WAS HOLDING HANDS.

ALL THIS SEEMED A LITTLE WEIRD, BUT INTERESTING WEIRD.

ALL THOSE PROBLEMS WITH THE BABY WERE SOLVED IN ONE NIGHT?

ALL THOSE PTA MEETINGS, AND ALL SHE EVER TALKED ABOUT WAS GOLF.

ALL THOSE WHO THINK ANDREW WAS IN THE WRONG, ARMS RAISED.

ALL THOSE WHO THINK THAT GYPSY WAS AT FAULT, ARMS RAISED.

ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS CARRY THE EQUIPMENT, AND WE ARE IN.

ALL WHILE MICHEL WAS YELLING AT THE VET IN FRENCH.

ALL WHO? ALL OF US.

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SAY YOU DIDN'T WANT TO GO,

ALL YOU TWO HAVE BEEN DIPPING ARE THE MARSHMALLOWS.

ALL YOUR MOTHERS HAVE BEEN HOT.

All: [ Chanting ] JACKSON! JACKSON! JACKSON!

All: AND THEN THE GENERAL ARRIVED.

All: THANKS TO THE STARS HOLLOW MILITIA

ALLOW ME. TAKE IT.

ALMOST RIVALS MY MOTHER.

ALONE, IN A GROUP.

ALONG WITH HIS AMPLE COLLECTION OF VALUABLE MEMORABILIA.

ALREADY SUBMITTED FOR IT.

ALREADY? WE JUST STARTED BUGGING PEOPLE.

ALREADY? YEAH, IT'S GETTING LATE.

ALSO SUBMITTED A DESIGN FOR THE WAR MEMORIAL,

ALTHEA, JANET, COME HERE.

ALTHOUGH HE CAN SHINE A SHOE WITH THE BEST OF THEM.

ALTHOUGH I LIKE "MARTHA," TOO, AND "RUPERT" FOR A BOY.

ALTHOUGH I LOVE THE FACT THAT IT GOT ME OUT OF A TOWN MEETING,

ALTHOUGH IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOU CALL "RECENTLY."

ALTHOUGH THE INK IS KIND OF WEAK AND FADED,

ALTHOUGH, UNTIL YOU HAVE A SUCCESSFUL SECOND GO ROUND,

ALWAYS A HEEL CLICKING GOOD TIME.

ALWAYS HAVE A LOVELY FOOD SPREAD

ALWAYS.

AM I DISTURBING YOU?

AM I EARLY?

AM I IN LOVE WITH ZACH?

AM I RIGHT?

AM I SCREWED? WHAT DO YOU THINK?

AM I WEARING THE SAME THING I WORE LAST FRIDAY NIGHT?

AMEN, BROTHER.

AN "OFFICER AND A GENTLEMAN" KIND OF THING WHEN I CAME IN.

AN ATM. MY, HOW QUAINT.

AN EARLY DAY IS AN EARLY DAY.

AN ENGRAVED INVITATION?

AN EXCELLENT ALTERNATIVE TO THURSDAY.

AN HONEST MAN!

AN ICE RINK? HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?

AN IN DEPTH BIOGRAPHY ABOUT MYSELF LATER AND NOT PUKE.

AN INTERN MAKES NOTHING, AND THEY'RE HAPPY TO DO IT.

AN INTERNSHIP.

AN OLIVE.

AN OPIATE FOR THE MASSES. WELL, SO WHAT?

AN ORAL AGREEMENT'S ONLY AS GOOD AS THE PAPER IT'S WRITTEN ON.

AND AND AND CAN LOOK AT HER OWN BUTT.

AND GOD, I HOPE A QUALIFIED THERAPIST.

AND MY GOD, ARE THEY SERIOUS?

AND WHAT WAS I THINKING?

AND 'CAUSE ADOLF TOLD HIM TO.

AND "GRANDPA, I JUST LOVE MY GIFT."

AND "HOW ARE THE GIRLS AT THE CLUB?"

AND "LOGAN, YOU DON'T WANT THAT.

AND "OOH, THAT'S GORGEOUS IS IT NEW?"

AND "THEY" IS A "HE"?

AND 3 BUCKS A POP? THAT CRAPPY ABBA SHOW COST 100 BUCKS.

AND 12 LITTLE CHAIRS FOR ALL OF THEM TO SIT ON.

AND 40 PEOPLE I DON'T KNOW, BUT EXPECT ME TO KNOW THEM.

AND A BASEBALL CAP SPINNING ON THE FLOOR.

AND A BEER.

AND A BREADED FRENCH COUNTRY CHICKEN.

AND A CHEAP WAY OF CHEATING ME OUT OF MY DINNER.

AND A CLASSROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS IS NOT ONE OF THEM.

AND A COUPLE OF OTHERS.

AND A CRICK WILL CRAMP MY KISSING MOVE.

AND A CRULLER TO CUT THE BITTERNESS

AND A DASH OF WASABI.

AND A FASCINATING DISPLAY OF POISON IVY.

AND A LEMON CELLO.

AND A LITTLE CLOONEY.

And a little soft shoe.

AND A MAN CAME UP TO ME AND ASKED IF I WOULD LIKE

AND A NECK CRICK, AND I HAVE A DATE TONIGHT,

AND A PORTRAIT OF KING GEORGE THE FIRST

AND A POTENTIAL 20 MINUTE SWEATER ON THE WAY.

AND A REPORT MEANS WE'LL BE IN THE POLICE BLOTTER.

AND A SILVER TEA SERVICE, LITTLE PLATES, LITTLE CUPS,

AND A STORY POPPED INTO MY HEAD.

AND A TON OF RUM AND A TALKING LITTLE PAPER UMBRELLA?

AND A WHOLE DAY TO RECHARGE.

AND ABOUT 50 OTHER THINGS LIKE THAT?

AND ABOUT A DOZEN OTHER LITTLE THINGS.

AND ACHIEVE A VERY SIMILAR RESULT.

AND AFTER THAT, IT'S UP TO YOU.

AND ALL HE TALKED ABOUT WAS HIS ERODING GUMS.

AND ALL I DID WAS THANK HER OVER AND OVER.

AND ALL I'M SAYING IS COULD YOU TRY TO KEEP IT

AND ALL OF JESSICA SIMPSON'S BATH PRODUCTS.

AND ALL THE STALE PASTRY THEY CAN EAT.

AND ALL YOU ARE IS THIS.

AND ALL YOU DID WAS MUMBLE SOMETHING ABOUT HITTING IT.

AND ALSO, ANDREW McCARTHY AT HIS BEST.

AND ALWAYS WEAR A LITTLE PRAYER SHAWL.

AND AM I GONNA HAVE TO PAY ANYTHING?

AND AN INSPIRATION IN MANY OTHER THINGS

AND ANCESTORS NO LIKE SPIT.

AND APPARENTLY EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE ABLE TO BUY STOCK.

AND APPARENTLY, I HAD NO IDEA WHAT I WAS MISSING.

AND AS TOWN SELECTMAN,

AND AS YOUR FRIEND,

AND ASKED HER TO TAKE THE KIDS

AND ASKED HIM IF HE WOULD COME OVER AND SIT WITH HER

AND AT DINNER, HE MADE ME REACH FOR THE BUTTER.

AND AT LEAST ONE STORY ABOUT MILTON BERLE'S PENIS.

AND AT LEAST THIS WAY, WE STILL HAVE CONTACT WITH HER.

AND ATONAL SINGING. AND FORCED ACTING.

AND AUDIO EQUIPMENT DELIVERED, AWAITING MOUNTING BRACKETS

AND BABOONS THAT GET REALLY MAD AT THE ZOO.

AND BAIL AS SOON AS MY DAD'S BACK IS TURNED.

AND BAM THERE GOES YOUR REM SLEEP.

AND BAMMO THEIR LOVE'S IN THE TOILET.

AND BE MORE SYMPATHETIC.

AND BEFORE GOD, I SWEAR THAT YOU WILL BE PUNISHED,

AND BELIEVE ME, YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THAT LATER.

AND BIRDS DO IT, AND BEES DO IT.

AND BLACKOUT CURTAINS DELIVERED AND READY TO BE INSTALLED

AND BRADLEY HERE IS IN CHARGE OF SET DESIGN, RIGHT, BRADLEY?

AND BRING A PENCIL.

AND BROKE OUT IN TERRIBLE HIVES DURING INTERMISSION.

AND BY CHANGING NOTHING, DO WE NOT CHANGE EVERYTHING?

AND BY THE TIME YOU GET OFF, YOU'RE DAKOTA FANNING.

AND CALL ME BACK WHEN YOU'RE LESS DISTRACTED.

AND CALLS HER EX BOYFRIEND... TO COME AND SAVE HER.

AND CAN WE NOT HANG OUT WITH YOUR PARENTS

AND CANNOT TAKE PHYSICAL EXERTION.

AND CELIA HAS PUT ON WEIGHT PERHAPS ONE TOO MANY TOBLERONES.

AND CHECK ON PLANS FOR FRIDAY NIGHT DINNER.

AND CHICKS GOT THE SHORT END.

AND CHOCOLATY.

AND CLASSES FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

AND COME AND FIND YOUR CUBICLE AND POKE YOU VERY HARD.

AND COME TO THE WEDDING IN HIS PLACE,

AND COMING UP WITH LIVER THAT'S NOT PLEASANT.

AND CONVINCE RORY TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL.

AND COULDN'T MAKE ANY CALLS UNTIL RUMSPRINGA,

AND CUTTING OUT LUNCH IS NOT THE

AND DELICATELY UNDERSTATED OUTFIT.

AND DEMANDED THEY OPEN THEIR SUITCASES,

AND DID YOU? NO, OF COURSE NOT.

AND DIDN'T HAVE TO PICK IT UP ON THE STREET SOMEWHERE.

AND DINNER WITH ME.

AND DO ENJOY YOUR DAY AT THE FAIRE.

AND DO MY RESTORING THERE?

AND DO PEOPLE KNOW THAT YOU'RE HERE

AND DO THE ROBOT ON THE STREET CORNER FOR TUITION FEES.

AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I FOUND?

AND DOESN'T LOGAN SEE HER ANYMORE?

AND DON'T DRINK THE WATER,

AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE FUNERAL.

AND DON'T FORGET A DISHWASHING LIQUID

AND DON'T MENTION THE "S" WORD TO THEM, OKAY?

AND DON'T OVERTIP.

AND DON'T RUN THE DISHWASHER. IT'S NOT FULL.

AND DON'T SAY "AHA" AGAIN. IT'S LOUD.

AND DRINKING LED TO MORE TALKING, BUT IT WAS GOOD.

AND E MAILS ME WITHIN SECONDS.

AND EARLIER?

AND EAT AND VISIT AND LAUGH WITH THEM EVERY SINGLE DAY."

AND EAT DINNER WITH YOU,

AND EATING DINNER ON THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR ON PAPER PLATES.

AND EMERGED TO DISTRACT THE GENERAL.

AND END UP WITH WEIRD MOTH DISEASE.

AND EVEN AFTERWARD,

AND EVEN IF SHE DIDN'T LIKE IT OR GOT MAD,

AND EVERY MAN AND EVERY WOMAN

AND EVERY ONE OF THEM IS GONNA TELL ME I ONLY HAVE $18.

AND EVERY YEAR ON THAT ANNIVERSARY,

AND EVERYBODY THERE TALKS EXACTLY LIKE ME.

AND EVERYTHING IS SO NEW AND FRESH TO HER.

AND EVERYTHING WAS FINE.

AND EVERYTHING WILL GET BACK TO NORMAL,

AND EVERYTHING WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE.

AND FEASTS ON HIS NEXT BLOOD MEAL.

AND FEED THEM YOUR INNARDS FOR ETERNITY!

AND FIND YOUR HEINOUS LETTER IN DEAN'S JACKET.

AND FIVE COPIES OF "HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU"?

AND FLOAT MYSELF OUT TO SEA

AND FOCUS ON YOU. HI.

AND FOLLOW HER TO CLASS AND CAMP OUT TO MAKE SURE SHE GOES.

AND FOLLOW THE BANGLES AROUND THE WORLD,

AND FOR A WHILE, IT ALL WORKED VERY SYNERGISTICALLY.

AND FORCE FEED ME PICKLED HERRING

AND FOUND A PHYSICAL DESCRIPTION THAT CONFIRMED THEIR IDENTITIES.

AND FOUND THE HONOR BAR INTACT,

AND FOUR NAUTICAL MILES TO THE INN.

AND G.G. NEEDS TO BE FED, SO

AND G.G.'s GOING TO NEED HER NAP SOON.

AND GARLIC SOUP AND PAELLA.

AND GAVE IT TO DOPEY TO BRING TO THE PARTY.

AND GAVE ME THIS KNOWING, WORLDLY LOOK

AND GET A SENSE OF THE PERSON ACROSS FROM THEM.

AND GET ON TO OUR NEXT ORDER OF BUSINESS.

AND GET RICHARD WIDMARK TO SIGN MY G****FRUIT.

AND GET THEM OVER TO YOU.

AND GET THEM OVER TO YOU.

AND GET THIS SOLVED.

AND GET YOUR DOGS OFF THE PREMISES IMMEDIATELY.

AND GLENN IS ACCEPTING HIS PULITZER PRIZE,

AND GO AHEAD AND SHOOT EVERYBODY HERE SOME FRIES.

AND GO SEE THE WIZARD AND GET A HEART AND DROP THIS!

AND GOES HOME AND COOKS HIMSELF A MAN FLESH SANDWICH.

AND G****FRUIT JUICE. UGH.

AND GREAT MEXICAN FOOD. MAKES HIS OWN TORTILLAS.

AND HALF BACON, HALF SAUSAGE.

AND HAVE A REAL GROWN UP RELATIONSHIP

AND HAVE EXTENSIVE FACIAL SURGERY

AND HAVE IT READY TO HAND OFF TO THE MAID.

AND HAVE MANDATORY SEARCHES

And have mastered the art of the blank stare

AND HAVE WHAT MUSSOLINI WOULD DO,

AND HE AND THE GIRL WERE BACK TOGETHER AND WERE HAPPY FOREVER.

AND HE COULD REALLY USE MORE VISITORS, ESPECIALLY YOU.

AND HE CUTS OPEN THEIR DEAD TAUNTAUN TO HIDE INSIDE?

AND HE DID.

AND HE DIDN'T SAY THAT HE WAS DYING.

AND HE DIDN'T WANT TO, AND I GIVE HIM CREDIT FOR THAT.

AND HE GOT BACK IN HIS CAR, AND HE DROVE AWAY AGAIN.

AND HE GOT MAD, AND HE LEFT.

AND HE HAD TO GO WITHOUT HIS WHISKEY SOUR.

AND HE HANGS UP,

And he has high blood pressure,

AND HE HATES WHEN THEY QUOTE "MY FAVORITE THINGS."

AND HE IGNORED THEM.

AND HE KISSED ME,

AND HE NOTICES THE PEOPLE WHO STAY.

AND HE ONLY NEEDED A DAY.

AND HE PHYSICALLY COULDN'T LOOK UP.

AND HE SAID HE WOULD TRY AND GET HIM FOR AN INTERVIEW,

AND HE SAID THAT HE NEEDED LIKE A WEEK TO THINK IT OVER,

AND HE SAID THAT I WAS VERY SMART AND COMPETENT

AND HE SAID, "THANK YOU," LEFT THE ROOM,

AND HE THINKS MAYBE HE DOESN'T HAVE THE RIGHT NUMBER,

AND HE TOOK IT PRETTY HARD.

AND HE WANTS TO SHAVE ME.

AND HE WAS ALMOST ABLE TO HIDE IT.

AND HE WAS GOING OUT TO HOLLYWOOD, AND

AND HE WAS PASSING OUT RIBBONS LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW.

AND HE'LL TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE FACT THAT YOU'RE DISTRACTED

AND HE'LL TAKE CARE OF DAVEY. MEN ARE PIGS.

AND HE'S COMPLETELY UNSUITABLE FOR LORELAI.

AND HE'S DEAD.

AND HE'S GOT SOME THORNS STUCK IN IT, AND I THOUGHT OF YOU.

AND HE'S GREAT.

AND HE'S NAKED.

AND HE'S OVER THERE SEEING HER, HOW IS THAT OKAY?

AND HE'S TAKING IT OUT ON THE CHEESEBURGERS?

AND HE'S TREATING YOU WELL.

AND HELP YOU SET UP.

AND HER FAMILY SHIPS HER OFF TO EUROPE?

AND HER MOTHER'S STILL GONE? YES, SHE'S IN PARIS.

AND HERE TAKE A BALLOON FOR THE LITTLE MISS.

AND HERE WE ARE ROOM 518.

AND HERE'S WHERE WE FEED THEM.

AND HILLARY CLINTON STRONG, INDEPENDENT.

AND HIS HORSE IS LAME.

AND HIS SPECIAL FRIEND ROBERT.

AND HIS SPECIAL FRIEND ROBERT.

AND HIS UNDERWEAR IS PINK AND SHINY.

AND HONOR TELLS US YOU'RE CALLING HER YOUR GIRLFRIEND?

AND HOPEFULLY, WITH TIME, WE WILL BE ABLE TO CONVINCE HER

AND HOW COULD I NOT KNOW THIS?

AND HOW GOOD IT WAS THAT YOU VISITED.

AND HOW LONG CAN YOU FIGHT IN AN 8 x 10 ROOM?

AND HOW MUCH OF IT WE'RE GONNA GET.

AND HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET

AND HOW WAS YOUR DATE WITH ROBERT?

AND HOW WOULD HE TAKE THAT?

AND HOW WOULD SHE KNOW?

AND HOW'S THE SHORTCAKE?

AND HUMILIATE MYSELF AT THE LOCAL GREASY SPOON"?!

AND HYGIENE FOR OUR BOYS IN WORLD WAR II.

AND I ALMOST BLACKED OUT.

AND I ALREADY PUT A HOLD ON THE JAPANESE TEA GARDEN.

AND I ALSO HAVE SOME BRILLO PADS SITTING THERE.

AND I AM CHANGING MY CANCELATION POLICY AT THE INN.

AND I AM NEVER TALKING TO HER AGAIN.

AND I AM TAKING YOU OUT, AND YOU BETTER LOOK HOT.

AND I APPARENTLY DO NOT HAVE IT.

AND I ATE SPICY CONDIMENTS LIKE THEY WERE GOING OUT OF STYLE.

AND I BET A LOT OF MY NOTES

AND I BET IF YOU ASK HIM,

AND I BET SHE LOOKED GREAT.

AND I BET SOMEDAY YOU'RE GONNA BE REALLY SORRY

AND I BOUGHT SOME GOLF CLUBS. THEY COST THE SAME AS A CAR.

AND I BROKE THE BACK DOOR LOCK AND RAN INSIDE.

AND I CAN'T GET ENOUGH. [ GIGGLES ]

AND I CAN'T GET HER TO EAT.

AND I CAN'T GO IN TO LEECH HEADQUARTERS.

AND I CAN'T HAVE A COCKTAIL.

AND I COMPED THEIR ROOM AND GAVE THEM FREE BATHROBES

AND I COULD DISTRACT THEM WITH A FAKE STIGMATA.

AND I COULD TELL DEAN HOW NOT WEIRD THE SITUATION IS.

AND I COULDN'T TAKE IT.

AND I COULDN'T THINK.

AND I DARE YOU TO FIND ANYONE

AND I DID ALL THAT I COULD,

AND I DIDN'T CHECK TO SEE WHO WAS CALLING BEFORE I ANSWERED.

AND I DIDN'T EVEN GET A DECENT REHEARSAL.

AND I DIDN'T GET A CHANCE,

AND I DIDN'T HEAR YOU ASK. I HEARD YOU DEMAND. LANE...

AND I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE WHOLE OFF THE RECORD, ON THE RECORD THING,

AND I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

AND I DIDN'T WANT TO SOUND DUMB

AND I DO MEAN ALL OF THIS. I CAN HANDLE IT FROM HERE.

AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HER. I'VE BEEN GONE SO MUCH.

AND I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

AND I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH TO SAY TO HER.

AND I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT THE LOGAN SITUATION.

AND I DON'T REMEMBER THE PROPER PROCEDURE

AND I DON'T THINK THIS FEELING IS GOING TO GO AWAY.

AND I DON'T WANT ANY PRESSURE ON US.

AND I DON'T WANT HALF OF THE CASH VALUE.

AND I DON'T WANT THE FIRST THING HE SEES TO BE YOUR FEET OR FACE.

AND I DON'T WANT TO GIVE ALL THAT LOYALTY BACK.

AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL SHANGHAIED.

AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET SICK.

AND I ENDED UP SAYING THINGS I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID,

AND I FEEL PRETTY DUMB COMING DOWN HERE LIKE THIS.

AND I FELL LIKE A HOUSE OF CARDS.

AND I FELT LIKE I HAD TO DO SOMETHING.

AND I FIGURED SINCE YOU'RE IN IT

AND I FIGURED THIS WAS A GOOD PLACE TO LEARN.

AND I FIGURED THIS WAS A GOOD PLACE TO LEARN.

AND I FIND A GIANT HOT DOG HANDING OUT 10% OFF FLYERS

AND I FOUND THESE LITTLE FORKS THEY CAN USE!

AND I GET THE SENSE IT KEEPS SLIDING, RIGHT?

AND I GET TWO EXHAUSTED, EMPTY SHELLS.

AND I GET TWO EXHAUSTED, EMPTY SHELLS.

AND I GOT A LITTLE DESPERATE, AND I'M SORRY.

AND I GOT A NICE AERIAL SHOT OF THE BOAT.

AND I GOT TO BREATHE NOW.

AND I GOT TO TELL YOU, IT SOUNDED BAD.