Adam Sandler Soundboard Edit

Actually, guys.

Adam sandler

Adam Sandler | KreekCraft Remix

Adam Sandler | Que ricooooo

After I graduated, I had a lot of different jobs. I was a road worker.

Ah Horse shit!!!

All right, I'm out of here.

All right, remember, alcohol equals Pugh equals smelly. Messy equals nobody likes you.

All right, stop before I throw up.

And a plumber.

Are you high?

Bobby Boucher Half

But that didn't stop my dad from teaching me the secret of smacking the greatest slap shot.

Check this out.

Come on, this guy is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth.

Dad always took me to games to cheer for our favorite player, Terry O'Reilly, the Tasmanian devil. He wasn't the biggest guy in the league, but he feared nobody just like me.

Didn't progress adam sandler

Don't you ever touch my butt.

During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records. Most times spent in a penalty box and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.

Ever since I was old enough to skate, I loved hockey.

Frank.

Gangam style adam sandler

Gas station attendant.

Give me one of them big ones. I don't care.

Gli squali sono come cani

Go back to work.

Gonna hurt a little, but I'm alright.

Good. Then get the hell out of my life. Hold. Need your beat it. Leave me alone.

Great. I like the porn.

Grow Old

Grow Old With You

Hahaha, shut up.

Happy Birthday to you #happy birthday song #adam sandler #bday

Happy Gilmore.

Happy Gilmore.

He always said that when I grew up, I could be anything I wanted to be, but I never wanted to be anything but a hockey player.

He got a few lucky punches in there, but I still feel I won the fight anyways. Those jobs weren't for me. I was put on this planet for one reason, to play hockey.

Hey Carl, what's up?

Hey, good looking.

Hey, my girlfriend's dead, you know. She fell off a Cliff and died on impact.

Hey, where's my check?

How about I just go eat some hay? I can make things out of clay and lay by the Bay. I just may. What do you say?

How is big mistake making me piss my pants like that, man?

I am good.

I don't know what that means #dont know what that means #smile and nod #no clue #uh huh #i guess so #acknowledge #sure #shrug

I don't know.

I just yell sometimes because I get so scared. Scared of being a nobody.

I was wrong. You were right.

I'm sorry because you're black.

I'm sorry, babe. I didn't mean that.

I'm sorry.

I'm stupid. You're smart.

I've been thinking about you all the time.

I've been training to be a hockey player my whole life.

If I saw myself in clothes like those that have to kick my own ass.

Is that good?

It was good to meet you.

It's dark. I cannot see you. Come closer

It's Me... Adam Sandler

Janitor.

Just let me put the ball in the hole.

Lately I've been working construction. It's not a bad racket. I'm a pretty good shot with the nail gun. But one day my boss, Mr. Larson. Got in the way.

Me toca

My dad worshipped hockey. My mom didn't.

My name is Happy Gilmore.

No, I will not make out with you.

No, no, no, no, you didn't.

No.

Oh My God That is funny

Oh my God.

Oh, kiss you all. Over and over and again. I don't wanna kiss you all over. Down to the night Closings in closing.

Oh, she got hit by a car. She's dead.

Phone Wallet Keys #phone wallet keys #100 fresh #adam sandler

Piece of crap car

Put on your yarmulke, its time for Hanukkah #yarmulke #hanukkah #adam sandler #holiday song

QUE RICO by Wistofox

Security guard.

Stutter Adam Sandler today

Suck my white ass.

Terry.

Thanks man, tell your friends.

That's cool.

That's nice of you to say.

That's why she moved to Egypt, where there is not a hockey rink within 1500 miles.

Turkey song #thanksgiving #eat turkey #take a nap #adam sandler

Turkey Song Adam Sandler

Wasn't really the greatest skater, though.

Water slides remind me of..

Water Sucks

What an asshole! #mean #jerk #unnecessary #comment #reaction #rude

What are you doing now? You want to get some food?

What are you talking about?

Who gives a shit?

Who the hell are you?

Wow.

Yeah, my childhood was going great, but life is full of surprises.

Yeah.

Yeah. All right. I'll see you guys there.

Yeah. All right. Well, great. Thanks a lot. Nice to meet you, man.

You don't got to do this, you know. You can come live with me.

You know what? You're a lousy kindergarten teacher. I've seen those finger paintings you bring home, and they suck.

You know, I know what you're doing right now, and I don't like it. So why don't you just shut your trap before I put my foot in it?

You're not going for for good, are you, honey?

You're the best, I'm the worst.

You're very good looking. I'm not attractive.