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And maybe there's a way she can have both.
Batting Cage #toughen up #baseball #hit by pitch #adam sandler
Better Luck Next Year #happy gilmore #adam sandler #better luck next year #nice try #almost had it #maybe next year #maybe next time #seasons over #theres always next year #wfny #loser #game over #new
Can’t Learn That In A Hockey Rink #shootermcgavin #happy gilmore #shooter mcgavin #hockey rink
Choke on that baby #shooter mcgavin #celebrate #showboat #yes
Chubb's death reaction #smh #oh no #shaking my head
Chubbs Facepalm #ugh #facepalm #exasperated #irritated #disappointed #happy gilmore #chubbs #irked #agitated #annoyed #kidding me
Congratulations, Murderer #shooter mcgavin #way to go #congratulations #good going #vegan #vegetarian #peta
Damn you people this is golf! #shooter mcgavin #golf
Dipshit #adam sandler #happy gilmore #late #dipshit #left me hanging #terrible wingman #caddy
Doing the bull dance, feeling the flow, working it #kevin nealon #bull dance #in the zone #feeling it #locked in #grooving #irrational confidence
Eric
Friends listen to Endless Love in the dark #love #friends #making a move #date night #happy gilmore #adam sandler #flirting
Get me outta here! #adam sandler #happy gilmore #scared #need an escape #crazy lady #meesta #miesta #mister
Go to your happy place #happy thoughts #adam sandler
Gold jacket, green jacket #gold jacket #green jacket #the masters #golf #championship #happy gilmore #idc
Gonna miss you, Pal #handshake #so long #funeral #goodbye #see you later #chubbs hand
Ha ha ha ha #happy gilmore #adam sandler #carl weathers #ha ha ha #miniature golf #having a good time #laugh it up #mocking
HAPPY GILMORE
Happy Gilmore Jackass
Happy Gilmore Sucks
Happy learned how to put, uh oh #golf #putting #learning #smack talk #realization #happy gilmore #adam sandler #new skill
Happy place #grandma wants me to be happy #go to your happy place #happy thoughts #adam sandler
Happy swings and misses #golf #miss #duff #bogey #frustrated #angry
He shoots
How bout I go eat some hay
I believe that's Mr
I don't hear you laughing now #happy gilmore #adam sandler #angry #irate #you are gonna die clown #not funny #annoyed
I don't want a piece of you, I want the whole thing! #adam sandler #bob barker #happy gilmore #trash talk #bring it #game on
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast #happy gilmore #shooter mcgavin #trash talk #taunt #shit talk #shit for breakfast
I know what you're doing right now, and I don't like it #shut your trap #dick move #asshole #rude #jerk #mean #happy gilmore
I think you've had enough #fight #trash talk #bitch #bob barker #face kick #happy gilmore
I wanna kiss you all over #kiss #adam sandler #love #kisses #happy gilmore #love making
I'm stupid, you're smart #i was wrong #you were right #youre the best #im the worst #adam sandler #chubbs #apology
It's about time
It's all in the hips #happy gilmore #all in the hips #gyration #movement #golf
Lemon happy gilmore
My Fingers Hurt #happy gilmore #knitting #fingers
My Fingers Hurt #landscaping duty #punishment #complaining #pain #carpal tunnel #ben stiller
Nice to meet you #adam sandler #meeting #hello #happy gilmore #handshake
Now that wasn't very nice #not very nice #mean #adam sandler #punch #fight #hockey
Pay for that.
Psycho #adam sandler #happy gilmore #pyscho #weirdo #clingy #obsessive #stalker
See you guys there #see you guys there #happy gilmore #not coming #no thanks #not interested #thumbs down #adam sandler #sarcasm
Send them home and just send them home.
She's too old
Shooter makes a putt #shooter mcgavin #putt #celebrate
Shooter shit Happy Gilmore
Somebody's closer #drive #closer #leader #winning #proximity #near #golf
Tap it in #tap it in #just tap it in
The hell?
The Price is Wrong B**** Horn
The price is wrong, bitch #price is right #game show #smack talk #happy gilmore #price is wrong
Time to go home ball #why didnt you just go home #thats your home #are you too good for your home #suck my white ass ball #time to go home there ball #adam sandler #putting #missed putt
Time to go home there, ball #golf #happy gilmore #adam sandler #short putt #tap in
Warm glass of shut the hell up #happy gilmore #ben stiller #shut up #be quiet #stfu #grab me a drink #waiter #waitress
Warm glass of shut the hellup
Well that's not very nice...
What?
Yay #happy gilmore #adam sandler #carl weathers #yeah #yay #i did it #yes
Yeah, my childhood was going great, but life is full of surprises.
Yeah. Yeah, well. I'll see you next week then.
You better pay up.
You can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot #mr larson #happy gilmore #shooter mcgavin #count on me #waiting for you #threat #taunt
You coming? OK.
You got a hold of that one #happy gilmore #golf #chunked #divot #shanked #duffed
You hate me, don't you? #you hate me #no i dont hate you #adam sandler #thrown through window #thrown through door
You have to clear your mind of everything else. Stay focused.
You hit that guy! He shouldn't have been standing there #happy gilmore #hit that guy #collision #accident #wreck #punch #collide #crash
You know what the pathetic thing is? You've been playing golf your whole life.
You know what? I want you off the tour.
You know, I saw Doug play yesterday and I gotta tell you, this guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff.
You like that baby? Let him go. What I came from, yeah.
You like that?
You no want breakfast? #breakfast
You probably get very good living traveling around, hustling and driving ranges. Thanks.
You suck, you jackass! #happy gilmore #adam sandler #you suck #jackass #taunting #insult
You will go to sleep #go to sleep #put you to sleep #happy gilmore #nursing home #ben stiller #youre in my world now grandma
You will not make this putt, ya jackass! #happy gilmore #golf #putt #putting #jackass #heckler
You're going to beat me. Then go up.
You're gonna die clown! #adam sandler #happy gilmore #trash talk #thats it #clown
You're right, it is.
Your grandmother hasn't paid her taxes in over a decade. Why?