Gilmore Girls - Season 3 Edit

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And beer mug!

And end with the cheese stick? Who are you looking for?

And he gets to be that guy with her.

And he put decaf coffee in my regular coffee bag, which of course I knew immediately.

And I am in exactly the same place

And I came in. Now Mimi is going to pour herself a cup of coffee

And I swear, I hate admitting it because I fancy myself Wonder Woman, but...

And now you are officially treating him like dirt,

And sit over here way far away from you, and she promises,

And so I get out of bed and I walk downstairs, and there, standing is the kitchen, is Luke!

And tell him to come with you two next week. I wanna see the three of you together.

And that is their mix so you can make them right in your own kitchen.

And then midnight blue for the hallway and the bedroom?

And then tonight we should get together and celebrate over dinner.

And then with Christopher, which of course, all the elements of the universe got together to screw up.

And what was happening Thursday the third, Lorelai?

And when Christopher found out, he went back to her and that, Mother, is the reason.

And you rushed down here with nothing but a teeny tiny towel in front of ya.

And you said that when we got home, you were going to call us.

And, by the way, I got you out of dinner with the Gilmores tonight.

Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind?

Are you serious?

Are you telling me that you want this gesture of love for free?

At the Smithsonian Museum, so it was a big thumbs up for me.

Because I know, okay? I know. Now eat your donut.

Because it matters. Did he kiss you, did you kiss each other, did you trip and your faces accidentally...

Because the one you have is really not working.

But do something. Dean has been sweet and supportive and incredibly patient,

But he asked you out on a date.

But I had a really crappy night and I really, really need a cup of coffee.

But this Jess thing was crazy. And I do love Dean and you were absolutely right...

Chris is gonna have a baby with his girlfriend.

Christopher is living up to his responsibilities as he tried to do many years ago with Lorelai,

Close. Jamie likes you and he asked you out because he likes you. Now look up.

Come again, Mimi.

Completely incapable of stopping Glenn Close from playing you in a movie.

Cut him loose. Let him find someone who does because this is just so... wrong!

Damn. I always seem to catch the most interesting politicians right when they have to use the bathroom.

Did you really expect this to work out?

Did you really have pictures of Norman Rockwell family Christmases dancing in your head?

Disappointed, oh please! Lorelai, this is ridiculous.

Do you really think it looks good to have the American Secretary of the Treasury traveling around with Bono?

Do you sometimes think this town is weird or is it just me?

For example, I can instantly deduce that when someone hears the name Paris

For them all of the time, and then they get sidetracked from their goals.

Forget it, first time customers are on the house.

General Sherman, famous man, burned Atlanta, liked a close shave.

Good, good.

Goodbye crazy lady.

Grab a liver treat and a squeaky toy and run to him.

Hartford baguette, Hartford bear, a Hartford sunglasses.

Hartford, Connecticut notebook, Hartford, Connecticut pencil set, a Hartford, Connecticut shot glass.

Hay There.

He did not.

He kissed me and talked to my stomach!

Hey Gilmore!

Hey, I got you gifts.

Hold a moment, Lorelai. Do you know where Christopher is?

How do you know if a guy is right for you?

I agree.

I always thought if he could just get it together, grow up...

I am willing to give you three cases of "Hay There" skin products absolutely free of charge.

I am with Dean.

I appreciate that.

I believe it was the day I was supposed to chew my own head off.

I can overlook that.

I developed what I believe to be the next great skin care product to sweep the nation.

I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

I get no pleasure out of the prospect or the preparation.

I guess not.

I have things to flip and fry. Will you stop that?

I just need to butch the place up a little. Now, help me pick a color.

I know because I know Christopher, and Christopher always tries to do the right thing.

I know how great he is. I knew it before you did!

I know I did.

I know you were.

I know, but you were right.

I know, I know.

I know.

I know.

I may have to take one more call tonight, Emily. Ben Stellen and I got cut off. Hello Lorelai.

I mean, first with Max, which of course, I screwed up,

I mean, why not just line the hallways with self esteem counselors right now.

I mean, why not just send Carson Daly over to the Middle East next time Cheney goes, huh?

I really want it...

I sure do.

I think you should wear your hair down.

I thought you and Dean might enjoy a little Peaches and Herb time together.

I told you, Taylor was supposed to be Dean. I could tell by his freakishly thick head of hair.

I wanna know why. I want a reason.

I want a solid, adult reason why the father of my granddaughter

I will put this right on the counter and stare at it for many years to come.

If Christopher has found someone who will actually allow him to be a father to his own child,

In the same sentence with the word date, jaws will drop, confused looks will cover faces,

Is proof positive of my deep undying devotion that I have for you.

Is that Paris?

Is that so bad? I mean, you got Rory.

It seems like you and I are going to be on the same side this time.

Judy, Vincent has to go to work now. Goodbye Lorelai.

Just came over to let you know I got a little sneak peak at the final debate pairings for today.

Kirk here is about to tell us the difference between cows and humans.

Learn Russian. Okay, here you go.

Look, kid, you have gotta make up your mind. Jess, Dean, Jess, Dean,

Lorelai had her chance for a family, she walked away from it. That was her choice.

Lorelai wants to be with Christopher, she told us that at the wedding.

Lorelai, everyone knows that you are supposed to call people as soon as they have arrived home.

Luckily there are video cameras everywhere that caught that very graceful moment on tape.

Maybe we could do it.

Mom, before we get the evening started and all, I wanna tell you something.

Mom!

Mom?

My bags, please?

My kitchen, my room, my books, my CDs, my stuff.

Napoleon complex, he only really likes the magazine rack.

Nice! Sookie, look at this place!

No survivors?

No, but I have a list of suspects.

No, I wanna go. I wanna go because this is our town and we need to support these things.

Not fancy.

Not true.

Nothing of major concern. It just seems that with continual use,

Nothing. Your comforter came into my room by itself...

Now go ahead, tell us.

Of course, how we get the Small World song out of our heads, I have not worked out yet.

Oh my God, I missed everything.

Oh my God, you do know one option was leaving some of your books at home?

Oh, but I got here early and there was nothing to do except feed gummy bears

Oh, hey, honey, I got those paint chips that we were talking about.

Oh, hey, I figured how to get the Lazy Hazy Crazy Days of Summer out of our heads...

Oh, hey, we need q tips.

Oh, Richard.

Oh, what a shame. I thought she was coming back tomorrow.

Okay, because if you decided you really did wanna date Jess, I would help you...

Okay, but when you get home, you need to get a new therapist

Okay, fine, you know what? I give up.

Okay, I promise one way or another, the scones will get eaten.

Okay, see, that was not how that whole scene between us was supposed to go.

Okay, so we should meet early and go over strategy, make sure you bought enough Kleenex.

Okay, so, do we do cheese stick, hot dog, cotton candy,

Okay. Hey Rory,

One day it occurred to me, cows never wrinkle.

Or hey, hook up Freddie Prinze Jr. with Colin Powell next time he meets with NATO.

Or likes to trash the same movies. Someone compatible.

Paris, do you know Republican Congressman Doug Ose from California?

Richard!

Richard! You do not walk out on me when we are having a discussion.

Rory would love those scones.

Scone mix, wow.

See what? What am I seeing?

See you at seven.

See you Friday.

Seems like a very nice place.

So eventually I find the real stuff under the sink. He hands me my breakfast, and then...

So I decided to do a little research. I studied cows, I studied humans,

So sad not to have a cocktail in your hand every time he comes by, no?

Someone who reads the same books or listens to the same music

Sometimes, but "Grass There" is a bad name.

Still what? Those are good scones.

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Thanks for breakfast, it was amazing, I love you, I love the bacon.

Thanks, I will.

That I want to make things good with Dean, and he deserves my undivided attention.

That I was in before.

That person, that couple life,

That shaves a good forty seconds off our normal route.

That you are secretly in love with Luke and you wanna marry him and have his twins.

The blonde woman with the ribbons, please slow down.

The cream develops some weird reactions to light... and air... and movement.

The fact that I was willing to lie to my own parents

The festival.

The future of your marriage depends on Leon Troutsky over there.

The one shaped like a bunny escaped with a mild decapitation.

The right thing is for him to be with his family. Lorelai and Rory are his family.

The whole package, you know?

The whole package.

They probably think you and Christopher are heading down the aisle any day now.

This is the second time I let myself do this.

This new little place opened right down the road from our house and they make these wonderful scones,

This, young lady, is for the first annual Stars Hollow End of Summer Madness Festival.

To sing the Small World song over and over for the next forty eight hours.

To the bomb sniffing dogs which, apparently, the United States government frowns upon.

Tonight? Tonight I have a date.

Under the sink, very clever, but not clever enough bucko.

We have a breakfast mixer with members of Congress and the Senate.

Well, knowing this has apparently not stopped you from dragging his heart all over this town.

Well, thanks, Mom.

Well, you never asked what time we were coming home.

What do you have on your agenda for tomorrow? Or, today, actually.

What do you mean what? He just asked you out on a date.

What do you think about mahogany for the living room

What kind of world are you living in?

What would you like to drink?

What?

What?

Whatever it is she does.

Where does she come from?

Who I never lie to just so you could have a night of happiness

Why not?

Why would I not wanna go? Of course I wanna go.

Why?

Wing it? How come other girls get planned out dinners?

Woodward... Bernstein... Harry Thomason.

Yeah, can you imagine pairing me with Jamie?

Yeah, I was just having way too much fun, so...

Yeah, she talks in her sleep... long in depth arguments.

Yeah, well, I hope I figure it out fast... before I throw up.

Yes, Emily, please stop. You know that Lorelai never does anything unless she wants to...

Yes, I do.

Yes, in conferences, crowded lecture halls, badly lit banquet rooms

Yes, which proves how much I love you.

Yes, you will. Bye.

You are hilarious!

You asked me to analyze your dream, I analyzed your dream.

You gather them all up in a room and make them speak. So, who are we up against?

You got friends, you got a house, a job, apparently an iron stomach.

You got in trouble with the government while you were waiting for me?

You guys have all night to... talk. Enjoy. Good to have you back, Dean.

You have an opinion on everything. Nothing is ever up to your standards.

You know, I believe that.

You should recognize this, I learned it from you.

You waited until I left, you went into my room, and you took my pillow.

All right, I get it, I... just stop! Rory!

and brought your Bauhaus T shirt with it. I want my stuff back by tomorrow morning.

And I just want you to be happy. Mom!

And you feel good about this? I feel really good about this.

Apparently not. God, I love this.

Apparently, that would be an EPA violation. What am I supposed to do with the stuff?

But the instructions are right there on the back. Yeah, I know, but still.

By noon. Fine.

Decaf. Never.

Did I accept? Yes.

Dinner was bad. Sorry.

Do not judge me by your own standards. Wow, fancy.

Do what? Think I finally found it.

Do you like Italian food? I love Italian food.

Do you wanna look at them now? Nope.

Fine, here, you win. Thank you.

Fine. Okay, see you at the slaughter.

Found what? Love, comfort, safety.

God, I wish they knew another song! I know all of this about Dean.

Goodbye Sid and Nancy. Leopold and Loeb.

Great. Okay, see you later.

Guess you dodged a bullet there, huh? What do you mean?

Hay. Huh?

He did? Yes.

He met this woman two minutes ago. Emily, he is going to be a father.

Hello living room. Hello Rory, we missed you.

Hello? You have to come home.

Hey Jamie. Paris.

Hey Taylor, is this where the mosh pit starts? Hello Lorelai, Rory.

Hey, hey, stop being cute. I need help here. I have to go. Paris is melting down.

Hey. What?

Hi, the nose. Exactly.

Hi. Hello.

How could you not tell them? Well, they left two days after your wedding

I bet Trent Lott was behind this. Trent Lott did not dare Jamie to take you out.

I give you ten percent off, you want it? Oh, well, maybe.

I have deep and powerful clairvoyant abilities. Oh boy.

I have three cases of that stuff sitting at the inn. Well, get rid of it.

I kissed him. Okay.

I know. And then you ran off to have some thing with Jess.

I know. How do you know?

I like ruffles. How can you like ruffles?

I miss you. I miss you, too.

I miss you. I miss you, too.

I missed you. I missed you, too.

I think it looks nice. Nice... nice?

I think that would be a little hard this time. Okay, maybe not now, but eventually.

I told you a thousand times. I thought you were just being nice.

Independence Inn, Lorelai speaking. What day is this?

Is there any more bacon? Have mine.

It was a kiss, not a thing. A kiss is a thing.

Jess? Yes!

Just a little. How much is a little?

Just analyze my dream, please. Okay. Well, your dream was telling you

Just put it back the way it was. No, I want you to be happy!

Kosher bacon. Beef not pork.

Last day here. Yup.

Lorelai, good. Have you used the cream yet? Not yet, Kirk.

Meaning? Someone who likes what you like,

Michel, could you... Hi Kirk. Oh, good, just in time.

Mimi, was it? Yeah.

Mom? What day is this?

No way. I swear.

No, I just like what I have. I like a man who settles.

No, try again. What do you mean, try again?

No, you? Nope.

No? No. I mean, yes,

No. Just the inside.

Not fair! Yes, fair, the fairest, the Snow White of fair.

Oh God! What is it?

Oh, sure. So speaking of Dean, is there still a Dean?

Okay, well... Oh, wait just a second.

Okay, who kissed who? What does that matter?

Okay. Okay, I gotta go pick up Rory at the airport,

On who? Whoever has to look at me.

Once, that happened once. Well, once was enough.

Paris? What?

Promise? Swear.

Really, even me? Yes sir ee, mini me,

Right. You?

Say something. You are going to be so fat.

So how was dinner? So how was Dean?

So how was dinner? So how was Dean?

So I thought to myself, "That is weird." Yes, that and other things.

So you support this? I understand this.

So, did I interrupt something? No, nothing. We were just...

So, shall we get going? Oh, sure, sure.

Sorry. Go ahead, he was making breakfast... Eggs and pancakes and bacon,

Tell him you wanna get married. Okay, Mom, please stop.

Thank God. Now, could I possibly... Thursday the what, Lorelai?

Thanks a lot. You like my mother.

Thanks for helping me get ready. Any time.

Thanks. See you later.

Thanks. Now get in the closet. What?

That you get home tomorrow. Big fat lie.

The house. The whole house?

Then I analyzed the situation. And then you made a pro and con list.

then she turned him down and turned him away. I was sixteen.

This is decaf. What are you talking about?

turn around, hit the floor and play dead! Okay, so, we have a little work to do.

Twelve hundred dollars for what? What do you mean, for what? This is an antique.

Was he naked? No! He was making breakfast.

Was it a good ask out? It was a very good ask out.

Well, okay, good. What about you, are you good?

Well? Perfect.

What are you painting? Nothing.

What do you think, manly? In an Oscar Wilde sort of way, absolutely.

What Rory? Come on. And we kissed, okay?

What? Sherry is pregnant,

What? With twins!

White wine. All right, sit, sit.

Why? She has a date tonight.

Why? We wanted him to come with you and Rory tomorrow,

Wow, a Hartford, Connecticut sweatshirt. Nice, huh?

Wow, historical. All original, perfect shape.

Yes, and now the wind has changed. Excuse me?

Yes, that would be a nice picture. All right, see you tomorrow.

You do? Yes, I do.

You had another dream. Yes.

You just have to feel it. All I feel is my back breaking out.

You kissed, like... you kissed? Yes.

You kissed? Yes.

You like? I love.

You look very nice. Well, this is a really good sweater.

You took my pillow. I did not take your pillow.