💬 Family Guy - Season 6

A big screen TV,a massage chair

A chance again with you

A couple of steaks, some wine, maybe a couple of sundaes.

A dangerously insane human being.

A desk? Where were you getting these units of measurement from?

A full tank of gasoline and lit a match. We've got about five seconds.

A hamburger, a cup of coffee and a Lucky Strike.

A hundred points.

A kindred spirit, like Judas found in Pontius Pilate.

A land where 17 miles is not walking distance.

A land where a man is paid a wage he can live on.

A land where meals are not purchased from a truck

A land where we flush every time.

A little music, some candlelight.

A much better idea than whenI did magic for the blind.

A nickel for every time I've had that problem. Just keep shooting, Luke.

A nurse accidentally stepped on him, and kicked him into a puddle of urine.

A pallet? Am I reading this right?

A plane.

A swallow.

A trespasser onmy property.

A very pregnant Gina Gershon, or Jenny McCarthy after a car accident?

A waffle.

A week from tomorrow, it'll be 20 yearswe've been married.

Aah! Kristallnacht!

Aah! Oh, my God!

About how I wanted to find the son of God and nail him to some wood.

About the same?

About the same. Number one might be a tiny bit better.

About what America means to me.

Absolutely. But how do you intend to escape?

Absolutely. I mean, look at this. Jafar May Need Glasses.

Absolutely. I think the magic's starting to happen already.

Absolutely. What are the stakes?

According to my schematics, it should be right in here.

Actually, Chris, I don't. I really appreciate what you did for me,

Actually, Meg, as your supervisor, he can.

Actually, that's me. I made a Darth doodie.

Adam Kenneth Handleman,when will you learn?

Admiral, there be whales here!

Affirmative action strikes again. The time is 8:50.

After that, everything else was awful.

After wandering around for a while, I discovered I was in North Carolina,

After we've had our fill of bread and wine...

Agh, Peter,you and your excuses for losing your wallet.

Ah, it's stupid.

Ah, met his parentsand they're sweet.

Ah, there's a smile.

Ah! Damn it!

Ah! I don't want to play anymore. Normal voice, normal voice.

Ah! I've heard about that place.

Ah. Oh, my God, Cocoa Puffs. No, that's not me anymore.

Ah. Well, then, this hasbeen an absolute misfire.

Aha! 'Tis Long John Peter and his merry men come seeking plunder.

Aha! I shouldhave known!

Aha. For no reason, I'm going to fire this cannon all over your store.

Aha. Terrible pharmacy toys.

Ahh, that's so much better.

Ahhh!

Ain't that funny? Heard me say that on the way over.

Alderaan's been destroyed by the Empire.

All clear, sir.

All I know is,I sure do miss Lois.

All I need now is the boy

All I really need Is a boy

All I want is to go out with Anna again.

All right, all right,all right, okay.

All right, baby, those are the magic words. Check out my penis!

All right, Brian, I'm gonna go up to the upper level

All right, bring him on out.

All right, but only because I've gotta tell somebody.

All right, children, your mammy and pappy...

All right, dog, here we go. Prepare to lose a bet,

All right, fine. I'm gonna go scare some people.

All right, go, go, go.

All right, guys, it's gonna be a long night of border patrol,

All right, hang on, hang on.

All right, here's another one. Who would you rather have sex with?

All right, I am totally flaccid,

All right, I'll see you later.

All right, I'm gonna go knock out that tractor beam.

All right, if I see any cops following me, the dog gets it!

All right, just follow my lead and act real cool.

All right, kids. Have a good day at school.

All right, let's go.

All right, let's... just hang on and figure this out.

All right, Lois, but I know what my gut tells me,

All right, Lois, I'm hungry. Take those breasts out.

All right, Lord Vader, you win.

All right, Meg, enjoy your bachelorette party.

All right, now, what do I click?

All right, OK. OK, I got it. I know what we...

All right, one more pre party drink, and then we'll head off to The Clam.

All right, Peter, I'm going to kill Stewie. Dinner's in the oven.

All right, Peter, I'm here.

All right, Peter, this is a tough one. All right, are you ready for this? Okay.

All right, Peter,have a good business trip.

All right, pull in here.

All right, sir, your presidential portrait is finished.

All right, so I shoot Pat Tillman, and then run when the Taliban show up.

All right, so I'm skulking around the intensive care unit

All right, sweetie, you ready to get some new notebooks,

All right, take her away.

All right, then.

All right, then. Have a tasty afternoon.

All right, we'll do it on the way! We'll do it on the way!

All right, we'llsettle it like men.

All right, we're gonna do it once more.

All right, why don't you come upand join me on the stage?

All right, you know what? This isn't working out.

All right,so there's a Dave.

All right! Yeah!

All right.

All right. It's telling me I have to download RealPlayer 7.

All right. Okay, maybe I have been acting different lately, all right?

All right. So, we're driving up to get this abortion,

All right. Well, I appreciate you giving it to me straight.

All right. You all know your orders.

All that's left is the psychological screening.

All the dumb ass Manilow fans.

All the nation's milk must come from Hilary Swank's breasts.

All the things that make us

All you have to do is turn it to 350 at about 5:15.

All you two have done is argue about stuff for the past two weeks.

All your Tucks medicated pads be ours.

Almost as potent as the inspiration you give me...

Along with my favorite songs and movies, and things that other people have created,

Also, as I've had quite enough of the fat man,

Also, don't forget you have teammates out there watching your back

Although some are doing their best to ride it out.

Always gargle before a takeoff. Wacca wacca.

Am currently the most popular boy at James Woods High.

An hour from now, I'll be surrounded by seamen.

And a courtroom doll that kids use to show where the molester touched them.

And a little bear

And a well funded 401k.

And after a heated bidding war with Edward Memorial and Reginald Aprilfools,

And after that blow to the head, it all started coming back to me.

And again, the ball sails past LaGrange into right field.

And all because of a little upper lip hair.

And all he wants is to kiss you just one more time.

And all just toget back at Peter.

And all of a sudden this smoking hot chick...

And all we've got to remember him by are his old legs.

And all your cartoon pals

And America 's Funniest Home Videos buys you a shrimp cocktail?

And anyone and everyone Who's ever made me pissed!

And as I gazed, astonished at their lustrous brilliance,

And Bill O'Reilly's Ineffective dermatologist

And boring as hell.

And Britney Spears For accidentally showing her vagine

And choke him while he masturbates in the shower.

And do you, Alan, take Judith to be your lawfully wedded wife,

And doesn't try anything funny.

And download that footage of the dancing baby from Ally McBeal,

And each time my foot hits the ground, I shall say, "Boing, boing, boing. "

And every bleeding member Of the cast ofEntourage

And finally, still no word on the disappearance of Lois Griffin,

And for God's sake, do not be afraid to make me a sandwich while you're in there.

And forgot to putan air hole in it.

And get the number for that acupuncturist?

And God knows I didn't want to...

And guys who when you shake their hand Just bump you with their fist

And had no idea who I was

And have sex with him while he murders himself slowly.

And he knew that sometimes the things that seem the most dangerous...

And he threwa punch social one day

And he's got me out heretied to a post like some kind...

And here comes the next float, honoring uninjured veterans.

And here comes the parade!

And here comes whackadoo film director, Oliver Stone.

And here's Airplane! and in Spanish, it's called Incredible Flying Joke Bus

And his parentsare so sweet

And I am going to love my country like never before.

And I am passing the savings on to you.

And I apologize, but before I go, could I maybe have one last kiss?

And I can't rent movies anymore.

And I cannot stand by while he steals wages and opportunities from citizens.

And I certainly think I'd remember killing her.

And I could never hurt you.

And I feel like I've never treated her as well as I should have

And I go "Come on!"

And I guess you can't hate "Copacabana."

And I have no intention of giving that up.

And I have some wonderful news. I'm not pregnant.

And I know none of us want that to happen again.

And I like "Weekend in New England.

And I might answer most of your questions with a story,

And I need you today

And I only try to kiss them if they're ready

And I owe it all to you

And I poked my head in the window, and Betty was undressing.

And I say it's time for us to take it back! Who's with me?

And I says, " That's what I just said. The abortionist has one hand.

And I think I just got an idea.

And I think I'll miss you most of all, Scarecrow.

And I think that you need to go away.

And I think when it comes topoetry, you can't be wrong.

And I was gonna valet park.

And I won't forget it.

And I won't forget the men who died who gave that right to me

And I'll gladly stand up next to you and defend her still today

And I'll set up all theflashbacks, just like I used to.

And I'll stick to that story,even if nobody believes it.

And I'm Diane Simmons. A flash flood warning is in effect

And I'm gonna start pulling out those old floorboards in the kitchen.

And I'm gonna sue them for it.

And I'm gonna use them. I'm walking home.

And I'm just randomly firing itinto a crowd of people

And I'm prepared to live the rest of my life this way.

And I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free

And I'm ready to take

And I'm willing to pay big money.

And I'm...

And if he'll say, "My darling I'm yours" I'll throw away

And if I've done this right, then this is your card, Stewie.

And if that weren't enough to get you mad,

And if you blow it down, the whole woods is gonna stink.

And if you shoot a laser into this hole, the station blows up.

And if you're just stringing her along,

And if you're not from here

And in here, we're test marketing a new mascot,

And in Spanish, it's called The No Sex Man Comes to Town.

And it's a great way to stay in shape

And it's a great way to stay in shape.

And it's just waiting to transform your uncut trash strewn lawn...

And it's working. I no longer feel the pain.

And just so quiet.

And just to be a jerk, I carved "Brooks was here" in the wall.

And let metell you something,

And let Mr. Pukeyhelp you out.

And look at this couch. Somebody threw out a whole couch, and it's in great shape.

And look at this one, "A desk of Cheez lts."

And look likea Hollywood starlet.

And make the immigrant kids jealous.

And maybe he just needed to move on.

And me, I find that hilarious.

And Mickelson here, trying to save par.

And Mike, you spit out Timmy!

And my balls tattooed to look like launch exhaust.

And never quite popped, if you know the meaning.

And not the "Let's experiment" kind of boarded from the rear.

And nothing.Nothing.

And now back to G.I. Jose.

And now back to One Tree Hill.

And now I can take my revenge on McBurgertown!

And now I don't hate them anymore.

And now that I got a mustache, the timing feels right.

And now we're going to look at it again.

And now you aregonna pay for it.

And now you'regonna pay for it.

And now, reading a passage from his grand prize winning short essay...

And obviously, you're hearing something different,

And once our injuries heal up, we can all go for a nice, long walk.

And one in a fieldin Pennsylvania.

And pays the migrant workers to come home and choke him

And pays the migrant workers to go to his house

And pretend like somebody else is doing it?

And protractors and slacks?

And right now it's telling me I have...

And run this wire down through the wall.

And said, "I demand a parade in my name."

And senator Bill Frist I've got him on the list

And Shakira 's lyricist I've got him on the list

And she is smart as the day is wide.

And she says, " An abortion here?

And she's devoted a lot of time and energy to this relationship

And should be treated as such. And if you girls drink anything,

And shoulder guy's going with you

And so will I always.

And sometimes, I put my speakers facing out my window

And still so hot. Like...

And taking over the world would play out for me.

And thank you, Peter, for all you've done to help expose this grave injustice.

And that I listen to the Little River Band with giant headphones.

And that seems like it's more her market.

And that was the first time I saw the northern lights at their peak.

And that's how we'll remember you, as a big fart.

And that's me.

And that's the worst part. I can't afford the rent.

And that's why I contend

And the award for Most Mediocre Children's Book goes to:

And the fat kid smiling warmly While he's peeing in the pool

And the foresight to retain international merchandising rights.

And the only actor whose career isn't destroyed by this movie.

And the other hand is down there. It's your... It's your project.

And the smarty on Thanksgiving Who says it's the tryptophane

And the Star Wars episode doubled that audience.

And the voice of theplane is David Spade.

And the whole thing changes.

And the whole thing just dropped on me.

And then chicken out halfway through the pregnancy,

And then go get settled down at the servants' quarters.

And then he got another one, and everything was all right?

And then he got Parkinson's. Yikes.

And then he meets a whore and pays her a bunch of money to stay with him,

And then I turn around to getoff the scaffold,

And then I'll get you ready for our Mommy and Me class.

And then I'm gonna gag her with her own underwear.

And then in chapter 28 of my novel...

And then in high school, I was violated sexually by my father.

And then it's off to the haberdasher.

And then later I'm gonna take you down to the whorehouse to lose your virginity.

And then the bastard completely blew me off

And then try to punish us when we demand to be treated like human beings

And then what?

And then when we get out of here, we'll spread it around as much as we can.

And then...

And they'd none of them be missed

And they'd none of them be missed They'd none of them be missed

And this is Chris. Chris, this is my son, Dylan.

And this time, no mistakes. One, two, three, four.

And this whole thing's gonna be a lot simpler. It's easier than we're making it.

And to me, also sorrow...

And together, we are gonna turn his life around.

And try to somehow work a mountain bike in there.

And unfortunately, hell is probably where he'll end up,

And unless you want me to send you all back to the Dark Ages,

And we both happenedto be there.

And we get to the abortion clinic, and the abortionist has one hand.

And we paid to keep the families of those children quiet, so...

And we'd like a tour of your facility.

And we'll go rescue the princess.

And we'll take a drink every time he says "bonerific".

And we're gonna finish the job.

And we're there to get an abortion.

And what do you thinkI see coming?

And what exactly are your demands?

And when you get back I realize...

And while we're on the subject HBO deserves a whack

And who never would be missed Who never would be missed

And with today's gas prices, not a minute too soon.

And won't admit the damn thing Isn't funny anymore

And you can hear the mice humping in the wall.

And you guys are my best friends. I want you to experience it all with me.

And you have to forward it to all your friends with the message,

And you tried to bribe me with a subscription to G**** Soda Today,

And you'd be one terrific brother if you could help her.

And you'll be cooler than a mid '80s novelty answering machine message.

And you'll get the gist of what I'm talking about.

And you're gonna do exactly as I say.

And you're not gonnabelieve this

And you're, like, " Okay, I appreciate your exterior beauty

And, you know, she's game for it, but she catches feelings midway through

And... And I do not wanna have this conversation in front of my son.

Anna, I'm here with my dog.

Anna, to be honest.

Anna, wait.

Another Pleasant Valley Sunday

Any attack by the rebels against this station would be a useless gesture,

Any chance I can hire you to do your act?

Any more and I would've ended up in hospital, man.

Anybody wanna see my Purple Heart?

Anyone who sees Peter Griffin must throw apples at him.

Anyway, all I was saying is, if you think about it,

Anyway, I'd drop the gun if I were you.

Apparently, Rob Schneider goes down to Home Depot...

Are we doing this thing or what? Brian? Brian?

Are you a pedophile?

Are you feeling terrific, or any variation on that word?

Are you gonna shower her off after all that candle wax?

Are you happy?

Are you kidding? I've tackled tougher jobs before.

Are you kidding? These kids today are so easy to manipulate.

Are you ready to make out now?

Are you serious? We come to a mansion, and you want to live with the help?

Are you trying to make us look bad, you son of a bitch?

Are you, like, a bitch or something?

Are you... You're getting some kind of sick, sexual thrill off this, aren't you?

As a Mexican, you must experience it with us.

As a result of a lawsuit, I am now in possession of hundreds of pallets...

As clearly the fans' sympathy for this scrappy, little no armed man has run out.

As fast as Spider Manwhen he gets laid.

As I eat a lot of meat.

As it is the 70th birthday of his mustache?

As rain continues to pound Rhode Island

As someday it may happen That a victim must be found

As you wish.

Assorted lotions, and a little plastic champagne bottle full ofjellybeans,

At that time, our value meal consisted of

At the Quahog Performing Arts Center.

At the recent changes I have implemented.

Aunt Beru, when are you guys gonna let me join the rebellion like all my friends?

Aunt Beru?

Aw, crap, I must've dropped itat the Barry Manilow concert.

Ay Caramba!

Barry Manilow.

Be a man. If you want her, go get her.

Be careful you're not held in contempt of cat!

Because

Because 9/11 changed everything, Brian. 9/11 changed everything.

Because Barry Manilow will be performing this weekend

Because he was an illegal immigrant and a threat to our national security.

Because he'sdone this twice.

Because I'll just wrap you up and eat you later.

Because I'm not pregnant.

Because Jillian deserves better.

Because Mr. Happy gets tired. Religion!

Because my family has disposable income. Here you go.

Because of what you said, Jillian wants us to move in together!

Because Speedy Gonzales is an immigrant and a bad influence on our children

Because the Christians don't look too kindly on the whole Force thing.

Because then you wind up with Chris.

Because they got other stuff going on, and you understand.

Because you wanted me to move in so badly,

Because you're some place where a TV is.

Because, Chris, as Americans, we owe our lives to these veterans.

Beep, oop. Could you hold onto this bag?

Before you know it, we'll be like an old married couple.

Beg for your apple juice, go poop and fall asleep.

Being an immigrant is a real pain in the ass.

Bernice, we haven't really been dating long enough

Besides, I know a few manoeuvres. We'll lose 'em.

Besides, it's not like Tracy ever asked for my help.

Besides, what's up with that 15 minute run time?

Better put on the old wool cap. Yeah.

Big underwear, I guess. I'm sorry, what?

Biggs? Jesus, what the hell happened to you?

Black guy mail!

Black man gone missing, my God, the media will be all over that!

Black silhouetted cowboy leaning on barn. And everybody's favorite:

Bonnie. What the hell? Put my gun down.

Born on the Fifth of July,

Both of my inner thighs look like those big cherry Swedish Fish.

Boy, Cleveland gets a lot of magazines.

Boy, great party, huh, Fred?

Boy, he's a hell of a guy, isn't he?

Boy, I never knew it would feel this good to love my country.

Boy, I sure am gonna miss Reynaldo, but I'm glad I'm finally an American again

Boy, I sure hope they find him. Otherwise, we're all gonna be...

Boy, it seems like a real burden to me.

Boy, it sure is fun hanging out with you, Peter.

Boy, there is a lot of feces in here.

Boy, they sure are making a lot of noise out there.

Boy, this guy knows some manoeuvres.

Boy, we really did a number on each other.

Boy, you cannot wait to criticize her at every turn, can you?

Boy, you dodged a bullet, not having to raise that kid

Boy, you got here just in time.

Boy, you know, I got to tell you, Jillian, this move is really working out great.

Boy, you know, I've always wanted to come in here,

Boys, there's only one answer. We got to re cripple Joe.

Brain freeze!

Brian tried to have sex with me.

Brian, are you suggesting that 9/11 didn't change everything?

Brian, come here.

Brian, did you know that Daryl Hannah has one wooden finger?

Brian, don't be mean to him.

Brian, guess what?

Brian, I can't see. I'm gonna try and get a little closer.

Brian, I think you'd better go.

Brian, I wanna punch you in the dick right now.

Brian, I want to introduce you to Joanna.

Brian, I'm sorry, but what do I keep saying?

Brian, no! No! Get down! Get down!

Brian, please say 'over' when you finish talking. Over.

Brian, she's my wife. And you're my best pal.

Brian, thanks so much for doing this.

Brian, there's no more graham crackers.

Brian, this is Dylan.

Brian, this is painful.

Brian, this is wonderful. I feel like one of the Kennedys.

Brian, what are you doingtied to Meg's pole?

Brian, what would you do if Dylan was in a fire?

Brian, you have got to get Dylan under control.

Brian's award. And yes, you did, Peter.

Brian's sick. Mom, get your keys.

Brian's solid. He's the one guy I know I can trust.

Bright light, feeling pretty psyched

Bring it on, bitch. Time for me to finish what I started anyway.

But all you did was **** me.

But always remember,

But at least it's flying the British flag.

But at what cost? At what cost?

But don't hit him on the head with it.

But don't tell nobody, cos you'll get in trouble.

But don't worry, he won't burn in hell...

But everything's perfectly all right. We're fine. We're all fine here now.

But first, get ready, Quahog,

But first, please take a moment to watch this instructional video.

But get a grip on yourself. Let Brian down.

But God had other plans, and you were born right there.

But he didn't listen to them because he's his own man.

But he promised he'd go with me to put flowers on my grandmother's grave...

But I alreadycut your hair.

But I can't risk it, with the dog sniffing around for evidence.

But I can't wait to see you tomorrow night.

But I can't wash myself.

But I can't work for that guy anymore. He's a freak.

But I don't wanna date anyone else. I want Anna.

But I found it.

But I haven't seen Mom since she took me back to school shopping.

But I prefer the term mustache.

But I sent you away

But I think it's important to see things in perspective.

But I wanted to stay, because I almost had sex on this girl.

But I'll be back before too long

But I'll suck it up and talk to Michael. Even though I've also got...

But I'm afraid legallyI have no choice.

But I'm more interested in you.

But I'm not sure if any cosmetic surgery is even possible.

But I'm taking this. I'm taking this couch.

But I'm watching my weight because...

But if Peter did kill Lois, we might find some clues in his garbage.

But if they find out who the Jawas sold them to, that could lead them back... home.

But in here, we call it DaCow.

But just remember this is a residence

But let me ask you something. Don't you miss your home?

But men like Carter Pewterschmidt use us for cheap labor,

But mostly, my mustache tells people

But not here.

But now thanks to you...

But now the milkman's on his way It's too late to say goodnight

But on the inside he could be a complete bastard, like Fred Flintstone

But secretly, I'm just, like, " Hey, man...

But she said she never wants to see me again.

But thank you anyway, ma'am, I appreciated your time.

But that I use to express my individualism.

But that's only because I've truly connected...

But the freakiest was that date I had with Bonnie.

But then I saw Lou Diamond Phillips in Young Guns,

But then you fold in the side view mirrors and sure enough, "Well, look at that."

But there's something you deserve to know.

But they accept him anyway.

But this is poetrywe're talking about,

But to be honest, I can't imagine a worse kind of hell.

But tomorrow night I wanna hear all about it.

But unfortunately he was kind of a reverse of what you'd expect a merman to be.

But unlike my credit card,

But we were just starting to make a real connection.

But when I got back home, I was so afraid of being judged by the community

But when I wanna get my rocks off, you're nowhere to be found,

But where are those good old fashioned values

But why does it always have to be about sex?

But with you, I imagine it would be like doing it with a stuffed animal.

But you do.

But you gotta know I was only thinking about your happiness.

But you may be right...

But you, Meg, you're going to jail.

But you're just not right for this competition.

But you're kind of a buzz kill.

But you've got to believe that a two armed player would've made the catch.

But, Dylan, my God.

But, Joe, we've been friends for years.

But, Peter, why would you want to harm a fellow American citizen?

But, someday, we will return to Mexico because our heritage is rich and glorious.

By Christmas, you and I are gonna be richer than Bob Saget.

By stuffing her discarded makeup sponges down my throat.

Bye, new awesome friends.

Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. Thanks for coming.

Call me Dad.

Can I come in there with you? There's light in there.

Can I make a suggestion?

Can I put the rest of them on your ginormous ass?

Can't be my pointy teeth because those are all the way up here.

Can't believe it's been 12 months since I've deliberately choked myself

Can't we board it up or put some plywood over it or something?

Can't we just do something fun here at the house? It's just as relaxing.

Can't you just watch the kids?

Can't you knock or something?

Career Opportunities with Jennifer Connelly.

Careful, Redd Foxx there's one right on your tail.

Carl, I'm so sorry.

Carl, you promised me that assistant manager position.

Case dismissed.

Charcoal burning everywhere

Check it out, girls. Jukebox, huh? Hey, you guys want to dance?

Cheeseburgers and Fox's many hit comedy series, including That '70s Show, and...

Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, look at these.

Chris, guess what we just did. Bonnie, tell him.

Chris, have you ever seen your father do anything bad?

Chris, honey, what's wrong?

Chris, how come you don't have any money?

Chris, I know a lot about sex.

Chris, I like you.

Chris, I'm not going to the vet.

Chris, I've already explained this to you.

Chris, is everything okay?

Chris, this is Barbara.

Chris, we should have a talk about Meg. She's really upset that she got fired.

Chris, what you always wanna remember is that sex is perfectly natural.

Chris, you don't wanna miss out experiencing your teenage years.

Chris, you ever see the movie Cruel Intentions?

Chris?

Claire

Clam later?We'll hoist a few?

Come here so I can give you a hug!

Come on, boy,get the scent.

Come on, guys, get him!

Come on, into the garbage chute.

Come on, kid. We're not out of the woods yet.

Come on, let's go, Brian.

Come on, Mom. Let's go.

Come on, Peter, we're gonna be late for lunch with Mom and Dad.

Come on, say the line.

Come on, that meant a lot to him.

Come on, time for you to meet some women

Come to think of it, I can't really feel anything

Comes Pirates of the Caribbean 4.

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Congratulations. I guess you'll be hanging up your wig now.

Consume your personality?

Contact, they didn't need you in that movie.

Cos that sky gonna light up like the Fourth of July.

Cos we seem to understand

Could you say whole speech again in Spanish?

Counterclockwise from where I'm standing, so clockwise.

Course there's a very easy way of detecting fraud.

Credits, commercials, Ford, Subway, Doritos,

Crimony.

Crudely painted, not so funny plywood cutout folk art.

Cut it out!Get a good sniff.

Dad, all it's done is run on that wheel for the past three weeks.

Dad, didn't you say you'd give me whatever I wanted?

Dad, I swear to God, I didn't know that when I set you up with her

Dad, I'm sorry about this whole mess.

Dad, please don't do this! You can't make him marry me!

Dad, stop it! Michael's my date!

Dad, that's enough! Dad, that's enough!

Dad, would you be interested in dating Meg?

Dad, you know my name.

Dad, you remember Michael Milano from the hospital. He's my date.

Daddy employs lots of immigrants, and he said you could work at the mansion.

Daddy, she's been missing so long. Do you think they'll ever find her?

Daddy, we don't want any special treatment

Damn it, Bonnie!

Damn it, don't you think I wanted to be?

Damn it, Peter, you're going fishing, aren't you?

Damn it!

Damn, that motherfucker run fast. You see that shit?

Damn! What the hell are they doing here?

Damn. I was two days from retirement.

Damn.Play me off, Johnny.

Dazed and Confused was the one thing that was passable. After that...

Dear me, it's almost 3:00. I've got to get this shipment...

Defense counsel, we will hear your opening statement.

Describe to me what you're doing to yourself right now. Stop.

Destroyed JamesWoods' reputation.

Dick Sargent. It was Dick Sargent.

Did he at least die with dignity?

Did he say "strap in" or "strap on"?

Did you hear that? Now we know what to get him for Christmas.

Did you kill Lois?

Did you know you'd have to eat 17 bowls of those cornflakes

Did you make it with one of the dogs?

Did you see that, Rupert?

Did you see that? Did you see "Brooks was here"?

Didn't copy that. Over.

Didn't even have to stoop over.

Didn't I tell you? You can't keep this guy from saying it.

Didn't we have an electrician in there today?

Didn't you cancel itwhen you lost your wallet?

Do any of you know the tale of how cornmeal came to be?

Do it. Say, "Ha ha ha, you're in a wheelchair

Do not stand behind me. Because I will get scared.

Do you come From a land down under?

Do you hear the thunder?

Do you know that I've got a date with Connie D'Amico

Do you know what I heard this morning?

Do you see the wire yet? Over.

Do you suppose she'll be everything we've dreamed?

Do you understand? Do you understand me, sir?

Do you, Michael? Do you? We'll see. Let me ask you a question.

Doctor, what happened? Is he gonna be okay?

Does anybody want to buy my shirt?

Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?

Does he have an idea, or do I have to come up with it myself?

Does it feel like the water suddenly just got warmer?

Does this team stick with an armless second baseman?

Dog, answer it. Tell him, "Yes, everything's fine."

Don't be glib about this stuff. It's a legitimate show, and they beat you to the punch.

Don't be silly, honey.

Don't be too hard on yourself, Peter. We all do things that we're not proud of.

Don't come near me I will eat you

Don't get penisy.

Don't go swimming in that quarry.

Don't make us go good cop, developmentally disabled cop on you.

Don't mess with the bull, you'll get the horns.

Don't talk, please. Hang on, let me get a condom.

Don't worry about it, Chris, she'll be fine.

Don't worry about it. I don't think people are even aware of that show's existence.

Don't worry, baby. He had to find out sometime

Don't worry, I got it under control, Lois.

Don't worry, Lois, we'll catch him. Hobey, radio for backup.

Don't worry. I'm not taking you pansies. I'm taking my new friends.

Don't you think it's time to forget about that boy?

Don't you think you'd rather go to another vet?

Don't you understand? I don't want a committed relationship with Jillian.

Don't you wanna, wanna Sanka

Don't. Just don't...

Dr. Lee Feldstein

Driver's license,

Dropped it at the what?And where was I?

Dude, let me tell you something.

Dude, that is an amazing story.

Due to a garbled subspace transmission,

Dylan is gonna be staying with us for a while.

Dylan, it's so nice to meet you.

Dylan?

Easy.

Edgar, could you bring me some tea?

Eh, not really.

Eh? Who's with me?

Either he commits to you, or you're gone.

Either of you guys think it's a little suspicious

Either you leave now...

Electrical tentacled Advertising Droids Emporium.

Ends with the word what, Brian? Over.

ENGLISH

Enough of this. Vader, release him.

Especially if they have food, because bar food is so overpriced.

Even after seven jobs and joining Menudo, I only made 25 bucks.

Even if sometimes my mustache has Alpo gas.

Even more so than usual. But tonight is our sex night...

Eventually, he got comfortable enough with me to introduce me to his friends.

Ever since I was a little girl I have loved working with animals.

Every beer I've ever had is on a shelf above my bed

Every time you... We go to a hotel...

Everybody ready to go?

Everybody, this handsome, muscular boy is Brian's son, Dylan.

Everyone here is the descendant of an immigrant.

Everything Keanu Reeves puts in there, Sandra Bullock gets two years later.

Everything's under control here. Situation normal.

Evidence, Brian.

Ew!

Ew! That's the ugliest thing the fat man's grown since that horse leg.

Ew.

Exactly what you're telling me,

Exactly. And to get within range of it, you have to skim along a trench. It's no big deal.

Exactly. Don't hate yourself. We're on vacation, right?

Excellent.

Excellent. I'm a bigger hit with the kids than Will Smith and his nice clean rap.

Except we spell the cow part c o w.

Except when he goes directly to jail.

Excuse me, I'm Dr. Milano. I'm the intern for this floor

Excuse me, I'm gonna go masturbate.

Excuse me, pardon me, are you the cool children?

Extra, extra, read all about it. Ice cream for Dylan tonight.

Eye patch would be cool.

Farewell, Brian. I'm off to sea.

Fart!

Fat woman tending to her garden in big polka dotted bloomers.

Fatso.

Fellas, our way of life is being threatened, and we got to do something about it.

Fetch me five tankards of ale and a leg of mutton for me mateys.

Figured before I stopped by the apothecary, I'd come here,

Fill this big town Full of joy

Finally, now I feel well enough to visit my grandchildren.

Fine. I hate it here anyhow. Get out of my way.

Fine. I'll just give the profits to another investor. Plenty of others interested.

First off, never forget your objective.

First up, a float from the Veterans of Future Wars.

Five and six.

Five minute break!

Five minute break! What are you, a construction worker?

Five minutes. I went in there, they injected me

For 60 bucks, I could put him up at the Holiday Inn.

For being nostalgic about the early years of our marriage.

For Christ's... It's wedged.

For ending The Sopranos With a fucking cut to black

For example, I used to hate the Japanese,

For example, I'm here with Rides a Ten Speed Everywhere Guy.

For God's sake, I went to Brown

For God's sake, just give me the gun. I'll do it myself.

For God's sake, save her!

For home delivery of prescription medications,

For no person I've ever known has ever done more...

For somethin' that he never done

For the last two days.

For the record, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over.

For this next song,

For what you did to me and what you did to Wimpy!

For you to be hanging out with my friends' wives.

For you to douse with your adolescent seed

Force that thing in there, just like I showed you with those puppets.

Forgot to putan air hole in it.

Forty one.

Fought the good fight, and the sisters let him be.

Franklin, for the fifth time, I'm sorry you overpaid for your house,

Freddie Mercury, the lead singer of Queen?

Free burgers?

From America's most beloved celebrity

From now on, I plan on being a real father to Dylan.

From Sharper Image,plane tickets...

From the 35th annual Quahog Veteran's Day celebration.

From the aft section of the ship for the rest of the cruise.

From the look of those toenails, I bet it's that little Lamasil monster.

From the new president of the world.

From this day forth,I am James Woods.

From which it may not recover, thanks to testimony

Fuck you, you son of a bitch! What am I, R Tupac?

Fuck you.

Fully *******

Fully licensed

Fully trained

G.I. Jose

Gave him away!

Gee whiz.

Gee, I didn't realize working at the store meant that much to her.

Gee, I wonder how he got thatjob. Let me tell you how:

General Kenobi, many years ago you served my father in the Clone Wars.

Gentlemen, I give you the new Joe Swanson.

Get back inside! I'll get you when we's eating them

Get his mother to take him back.

Get in. Come on, drive, drive, drive!

Get lost.

Get off my back. I thought it was Indian food.

Get out of myhouse right now,

Get out of the way, Mr. Pewterschmidt, we are here to take what's ours.

Get the scent and then findthe guy that smells like me.

Get your eyesight fixed.

Get your fat space ass back here.

Give it to me straight, Dr. *******. Is he gonna live?

Give me another one. Give me another one.

Given any thought to what you might be getting him?

Go ahead and check out with my intern Anna.

Go ahead, Lois, do it. Shoot me. Shoot your little baby Stewie.

Go away, you paperclip! No one likes you!

Go get her!

Go, get her, Brian.

Go, go, go, go, go!Oh, my God!

God bless him and his drug money. I wish he were here today.

God bless the USA

God bless you, sir, you saved my life.

God, he's right.

God, he's so talented.

God, I hate being handicapped.

God, I hate coming to the vet.

God, it's goodto see you.

God, look at Meg's fat shoulders in those spaghetti straps.

God, she must regret this marriage.

God, these high school students are lame.

God, this is a more disturbing sight than Tom Hanks and E.T. In Philadelphia.

God, you're more worthless than Colin Farrell.

God, you've spent half this entire trip intoxicated.

God's gonna hunt you down and give you AIDS

Goldman, Goldman. Sorry, no Neil Goldman.

Good afternoon, mustache wearers. Don't forget to help yourself to the buffet.

Good evening, Death Star. Tonight, a special report on a controversial attack on Alderaan.

Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker with a Channel Five News Special Report.

Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker, with Channel Five News.

Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker.

Good for you. Good for you.

Good gravy!

Good luck proving that, Brian. No, seriously, that number...

Good morning Good morning

Good morning Good morning to you

Good morning Sunbeams will soon smile through

Good morning, Mr. Pewterschmidt. It's 8:00, and I'm ready for work.

Good morning, my American family

Good mustache question.

Good to see you, too

Good, now repeat it back to me.

Good. Can you move? You're blocking the screen.

Good. Have a seat

Good. Why?

Goodbye, and good luck.

Goodbye, big fart.

Goodbye, Dad.

Goodbye.

Gosh, Mr. Pukey,

Gosh, mustache culture is pretty cool.

Gosh, this is a lovely home, Tracy.

Got a lot going on under there, under the wool cap?

Got my striped tie Got my hopes high

Got my teacup here. Now all I need is a tea bag.

Got my tweed pressed Got my best vest

Got the time and the place And I got rhythm

Gotcha.

Gotta leave your number Wait for the beep

Gotta wait for the beep Gotta leave your name

Governor Tarkin. I recognised your foul stench as soon as I was brought on board.

Grab your walkie. I'll call you when I get up there.

G**** Soda Today, Orange Soda Quarterly,

Great album, Lois. Great album.

Great day to be protecting freedom, wouldn't you say?

Great idea, Princess diving into a pile of garbage.

Great name, but I'm gonna call you '"pal'".

Great parenting.

Great. But can we do it after 5? There's a ballgame on.

Great. Now we gotta do the rest of this thing with Danny Elfman.

Great. This was a bigger waste of time than Ringo's songwriting.

Great. You start tomorrow.

Greedo, as a matter of fact, I was just going to see Jabba and tell him...

Greetings, loyal minions.

Greetings, unwashed masses.

Gregory Peck Has Been in That Stall for Over 45 Minutes Now

Griffin, Griffin.

Groundball to shortstop. The throw is to second,

Growing all the time

Guess it doesn't do anything.

Guys that age, all they care about is putting their thing in everything.

Ha ha ha ha! Your bird intelligence is no match for my people intelligence.

Ha ha ha, just kidding about the handsome thing.

Ha ha ha, you're in a wheelchair.

Ha ha ha.

Ha ha.

Ha, ha.

Ha!

Ha! Ha!

Had better days, Lois. Had better days.

Had the same coke supplier,

Hang on, go back. I want to see that Pirates trailer.

Hang on, Lois. There's a case of beer in the fridge. I can't leave that behind.

Happy birthday, sweetheart.

Happy Halloween.

Happy people pass my way

Harriet.

Harrison Ford Telling Random People He Wants His Family Back.

Has been made the chief administrator of the Bespin Mining Facility.

Has your father ever killed anyone that you know of?

Hasbro's Best Thing Ever.

Have a seat. Your date will be here any minute.

Have we discussed what to send Wilford Brimley next month,

Have you been spying on us the entire time we've been dating?

Have you seen this child?

Haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale. Nor...

Having a celebrity dadis a real thrill.

Having a little trouble here.

He already had enough groomsmen, so he made me an usher...

He could sleep in Stewie's room. Would you like that, sweetie?

He doesn't need us anymore, now that he's got his cool, new friends.

He eats at House of Chungevery day.

He got his wish.

He knows everything about what we do.

He left. Pretty sure he left.

He made her watch the other 178 hours of Monty Python stuff...

He may very well betalking about himself.

He might...

He movie's called September 11, 2000 Fun.

He never would be missed He never would be missed

He says it all the time.

He says there are creatures approaching from the southeast.

He seems like a responsible guy.

He shot me point blank right on the deck of the cruise ship.

He stole it! I was gonna do that to my penis!

He wants to option itand make a movie!

He was an 85 year old Korean Buddhist.

He was incredibly gay.

He was not. He had a mustache, which is practically like a wedding ring.

He... He just gets really lonely without me at home.

He'll get over it quickly and move on to another wacky thing.

He's a family guy

He's a real pal, you know that?

He's a... He's a failed writer who just decides that,

He's been in there an awful long time. I hope everything's all right.

He's collecting Cleveland's mail while he's out of town.

He's gonna do back up vocals for everything we say

He's got an idea, but it's not quite there.

He's got them on the list He's got them on the list

He's not feeling well.

He's not saying it, Peter.

He's on the road touring with Black Box.

He's terrorizing the whole family.

He's your son

Hear that? Sounds like we're being boarded from the rear.

Heh heh heh heh heh Heh heh heh heh heh

Heh heh heh heh heh heh Heh heh heh heh heh heh

Heh. Nobody'll buy it. There are no sharks out here.

Hello, darling

Hello, dear.

Hello, family.

Hello, gentlemen.

Hello, honey.

Hello, I'm looking for Peter Griffin.

Hello, Mother.

Hello, Officer.Would you be kind enough

Hello, operator? Crestview 4162, please.

Hello, Peter.

Hello, stranger

Hello?

Hello? Oh, hi, Lois. Yeah, last night was fun.

Hello.

Help me, Obi Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope.

Help out your mom and dad by getting a job

Help!

Henceforth, sexual intercourse is illegal.

Here comes the story of the hurricane

Here I am!

Here I come. I'm going to get you.

Here in status symbol land

Here it is.

Here it is. Says you're supposed to be an usher.

Here they come.

Here to accept is Haskell.

Here you go, Stewie. Finish your oatmeal,

Here, check this out.

Here, Mom, this is from me and Meg.

Here's Cheaper by the Dozen, and in Spanish, it's called Small Family

Here's my summary of every Vince Vaughn movie.

Here's The 40 Year old Virgin,

Here's your walkie, and here's your stud finder.

Hey there, buddy. Check it out. Check it out.

Hey there, everybody.

Hey, and look on the bright side.

Hey, baby. I bet you're hot. Stop.

Hey, Brian. Another Scattergories question.

Hey, Brian. Knock, knock.

Hey, by the way, you know who else is hot in kind of a screwed up way?

Hey, check it out, you guys. I got a new cell phone that takes pictures.

Hey, Chris, I'm Betty. Sorry I'm late.

Hey, Chris, it's me. I got something for you here.

Hey, Connie, hi. Peter Griffin, Meg's father.

Hey, Dad, if they put you in jail, can we go in your room?

Hey, did you guys hear about Rob Schneider?

Hey, did you guys see the game last night?

Hey, does Scrubs work here? I love that guy.

Hey, Dylan? Hey, come on in here for a sec.

Hey, everybody.

Hey, everybody. Look who's back to pick up her son.

Hey, everybody. Today's the big day. That's all, Your Honor.

Hey, everything okay in there? I heard shouting.

Hey, fellas. Um...

Hey, Griffins, just checking in.

Hey, guys, I've decided I'm gonna take up the drums.

Hey, guys, let's go swim in the old quarry.

Hey, guys, let's play a party game. Let's go stand over near Brian,

Hey, guys. Chris, I need you to stack the boxes in the back for me.

Hey, guys. What is going on?

Hey, hey, hey, hey. What is this? We agreed on a $20 limit.

Hey, hey, hey, stop it. You women can't dance in here.

Hey, hey, hey! Remember when Jack Noseworthy's eyes explode?

Hey, hey, what if, um, they were Korean pilots?

Hey, hey, what's up, Lucas?

Hey, how come you're always here by yourself?

Hey, I could usesome Jew eye surgery.

Hey, I don't give a damn what you want. Just get the hell off of my property!

Hey, is that Dean Cain on that park bench?

Hey, Jillian, you and Brian got big plans tonight?

Hey, kids! Who likes McBurgertown burgers?

Hey, listen, don't tell me what Toby Keith wants

Hey, little man. Tell Chris to open his window?

Hey, Logan, what's going on?

Hey, Lois. I didn't even know I had a son until today.

Hey, look at some of these Spanish translations of the movie titles

Hey, look the deed to a cattle ranch.

Hey, look, Lois, "The John McCain Experience."

Hey, Luke, we had fun on the Death Star.

Hey, Luke. I was under a Y wing, working on the space engine,

Hey, Meg, I got you something for our three week anniversary.

Hey, Meg, you got something on your shirt.

Hey, Meg. Proud of you.

Hey, Meg. You ready to go?

Hey, not so fast, pal

Hey, Peter, have you seen my... Ah!

Hey, put your wallets away, guys. The drinks are on me.

Hey, Quagmire can I...?Hang Hang on a second.

Hey, Rupert, what if the refrigerator was a monster that talked like this?

Hey, screw him, Lois.

Hey, Stewie, I found this receipt for a speedboat rental upstairs in your room.

Hey, Stewie, we got a postcard from Peter and Lois on the cruise.

Hey, thanks for coming with me, Peter.

Hey, that guy has a mustache! Grab him!

Hey, the Captain's the one who should be embarrassed.

Hey, there's a new policy at work

Hey, they also have stork startling.

Hey, uh, Lois told me there was some funny business.

Hey, we all make mistakes. Come on, dudes, let's go exercise.

Hey, what do you guys think of this one?

Hey, what do you say we get some of them burritos?

Hey, what you got there, Stewie?

Hey, what'd you do with your old wheelchair?

Hey, what's going on here?

Hey, what's with all the noise? Got some complaints from next door.

Hey, where is Brian, anyway?

Hey, where'd youget the clothes?

Hey, why don't you guys get lost? I have to talk to Connie.

Hey, you asleep yet?

Hey, you ever see Broken Lizard's Club Dread?

Hey, you guys feel like playing some baseball?

Hey, you guys want to buy

Hey, you know what we should do?

Hey, you know what you should do?

Hey, you know where I can find Pat Tillman?

Hey, you're the one with the tiny penis.

Hey!

Hey! Hey! No. No, no, no. Spit him out! Jeffrey! Spit him out now!

Hey! There they are! After them!

Hey! You made it.

Hey!How are you?

Hey. Did... Did I miss Byron's reward?

Hey. Hey, you know what we should do, guys,

Hey. How about some love for shoulder guy over here?

Hey. Nothing that can't be fixed by staring at a lake.

Hey. Oh, hey!

Hi there. Is this the Quahog Mustache Society?

Hi, Brian. I'm Count Crotchula, the bulging vampire.

Hi, Dad.

Hi, Dad. Did we get any mail from Mom at the health spa today?

Hi, everyone. Sorry I'm late.

Hi, I'm Darth Harrington of Intergalactic, Proton powered,

Hi, I'm Jamie Farr, and you're about to perform leg surgery.

Hi, I'm Magic Johnson with a few tips on blowing up the Death Star.

Hi, Lois. Quagmire says hi.

Hi, Michael. I'm Meg.

Hi, Mr

Hi, Peter. Can I talk to you in the kitchen for a second?

Hi. My sexy friend and I are looking for a ship to take us to Alderaan,

High school is such a serious thing

Hilary Swank Get your milk from her

Hiya, Meg.Hi.

Hmm. Don't let me catch you.

Hmm... driver's license,

Hobey's right, Peter. It doesn't look good for you.

Hold on.

Hold your fire. There's no life forms aboard.

Holy shit!

Homosexual Gynecologist.

Honestly, I have no idea. I'm just a slave to trends.

Honestly, yes.

Honey, I'm going shopping.

Hope you like Roman Holiday.

Hope you're doing fine

Horrible! I never worked so hard in my life.

House of Chung, huh?

Housekeeping?

Housekeeping.

Housewife and mother from Quahog,

How 'bout some pork chops?"

How about 12.000$?

How about a big round of applause for The Amazing Brian?

How about an inflatable mallet, huh?

How about we just order room service and watch a couple of bad movies?

How am I gonna make peoplethink I'm James Woods?

How are we gonna figure outwho has your credit card?

How are we gonna get in here? We don't have any chicks with us.

How are you still single?

How can I even think about trying anything?

How dare you?

How do I geta girl to like me?

How do you expect to do that?

How do you know when my dad's birthday is?

How is it anything like a monkey having the keys to an amusement park?

How long have you lived in Quahog?

How many golf balls can she fit in her mouth?

How much would you pay for laser eye surgery?

How the hell am I supposed to know when to pay attention?

How the hell are you gonna do...

How the hell do you guys do this every day?

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Seconds, starring Stewie Griffin, huh?

How you gonnahandle it?

How you... how you doing right now?

How's he gonna help us?

How's he gonna know what we're saying?

How's my dog?

How's your new love?

I ain't done nothing to antagonise nobody.

I already did.

I always keep a spareat Quagmire's.

I am a baby, after all.

I am a monster. I am going to bite your fingers.

I am gonna find the evidence to put you away,

I am gonna kick him out faster than NASA kicked out the Cocoa Puffs bird.

I am mortified to even show my face around this ship.

I am outta here, 'cause I don't need to see

I am overstocked on intergalactic, proton powered, advertising droids,

I am part of a very special community now.

I am so glad Brian brought us out here, Lois.

I am, Lois. Life as a Mexican immigrant is brutal

I brought friend homefor dinner.

I brought Stewie into this world. It's time for me to take him out.

I came here because I wanted to apologize...

I can hear you now. Over. Do you see it yet? Over.

I can't believe he's gone.

I can't believe I agreed to four costume changes.

I can't believe it. Joe just dumped us. He's gone.

I can't believe this is happening to our family

I can't believe you really did that. That's nasty. You're nasty.

I can't do it. You're a terrible, evil child, but you're still my baby,

I can't fit all my books in my locker.

I can't get enough of

I can't help but feel a little betrayed, Brian.

I cannot make that business meeting.

I certainly would. There, Meg, everything's fine.

I come in anyway.

I could be the most popular kid there in a week.

I could buy that. That sounds like something he'd do.

I could set you up with Dad.

I could set you up with one of my friends.

I couldn't agree more.

I couldn't even afford to getmy hair cut yesterday.

I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

I couldn't hear you, and besides, you're always yelling about something.

I decided it's time I got some friends more suited to my status.

I did it! I killed her! She's dead!

I didn't hear you.

I didn't know that you had life insurance on Lois.

I didn't know who I was until I heard this album.

I didn't say Peter. I said Dad.

I didn't see you ask the guy in front of me.

I do it, I get to go around the world. I mean, did you see Sahara? Ha, ha.

I do, because I'm her father, and she's 16

I don't care for them.

I don't care I'm you father, you don't care you're my son.

I don't care whatthe law says,

I don't care, they stink. Get them out of here.

I don't even care. They don't know what they's talking about.

I don't even want to look at his face.

I don't have any money,

I don't know about that, Chris. To me, a legitimate show is on ABC, CBS, NBC.

I don't know how to tell you this, but you weren't born in America.

I don't know how to tell you this, but you're too late. I met someone else.

I don't know when the hell Brian is going to open his eyes and get serious with you.

I don't know why they call it Hoth. They should call it Coldth.

I don't know why, but I've always found magic very sexy.

I don't know, Bonnie. It's just a little weird.

I don't know, Brian.

I don't know, Brian. Don't you think you have a responsibility to your son?

I don't know, Brian. Raising a child is a very rewarding experience.

I don't know, but he left his insignia.

I don't know, but regardless of how it happened, it happened.

I don't know, Cheech. It seems like a lot of work for no respect.

I don't know, man.

I don't know, man. I think you piss a lot of people off that way.

I don't know.

I don't know. A tie.

I don't know. I did everything Dad said.

I don't know. I mean, I thought I was helping.

I don't know. The hours would be erratic.

I don't know. Where's he gonna sleep?

I don't knowwhat red is.

I don't like change!

I don't like the look of this neighbourhood.

I don't mind not knowing What I'm headed for

I don't mind. A little drizzle never hurt anybody.

I don't need honey, Peter...

I don't really need any of that stuff.

I don't recallinviting you into my home.

I don't think it is.

I don't think they'd be missed I'm sure they'd not be missed

I don't understand why I need to give you a credit card imprint.

I don't understand, your blind date should be here now.

I don't want a tie. Pick something else.

I don't want to lose you.

I drank eight gallons of water today. This baby's ready to explode!

I feel like I'm losing my mind.

I feel like that fat ass British girl from Titanic.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

I found it.

I gave it away.

I gave James Woodsyour novel to read,

I get involved with lady?

I got a better one. This is a story of love and loss, fathers and sons,

I got a blank prescription pad!

I got a different business meeting at 3, we'll be doing business.

I got a question for you. Herbert and I are playing Scattergories...

I got him. I got him.

I got it, Brian.Smell my ass.

I got my period.

I got no money.

I got pages of these I could go on.

I got rights, too. Who's there?

I got something way more expensive and time consuming in mind.

I got to say, that was fantastic.

I gotta find a way to see her

I gotta pee, where's that Snapple bottle?

I gotta tell you though,

I guess he's won.

I guess he'sPeter Griffin now.

I guess maybe we'd get pizza. And we could watch House.

I guess sometimes a father just gets a little overprotective of his daughter,

I guess this means you'll be going to doggie hell.

I guess we'd all just get up and go to that door.

I guess we'll find out if he ever gets a trial.

I had a gay experience at camp.

I had a great time with you tonight. You're really amazing.

I had a hunch.

I had so much fun today, Brian.

I hate being all strokey.

I hate shows that cut away from the story for some bullshit.

I hate to have to do this,

I hate you all. I didn't ask to be born

I hate you so much, I want to shoot you in your face.

I hate you somuch rig now!

I have a MySpace page, too.

I have a pet hedgehog named Zippy...

I have a question.

I have central air.

I have everything he's ever recorded!

I have never been more in love with someone than I am with you right now.

I have revealed to you today these horrors in the hope

I have to get to work, Chris. I have tons of dogs to incinerate.

I have to go to the bathroom for about 30 minutes,

I have to say over, even if the sentence ends with the word over?

I have you now, young Skywalker.

I haven't been this disappointed since I saw The Lake House.

I hear whatyou're saying, Lois,

I hope Brian's stomach pains aren't anything serious.

I hope he gets here before they give you your award.

I hope you like it.

I imagine you're gonna be much more of a stern father

I just feel terrible about this whole thing, Lois.

I just got my paycheck and my salary's doubled ever since Meg got fired.

I just said, "Maybe, if it was okay with Lois."

I just say hooray

I just think Meg is really cool, and I want to get to know her better.

I just think, you know, " Oh, my God, what if Dylan were on that plane?"

I just transferred here from Rich Expensive Car Driving

I just wanna talk to him.

I just want to tell you both: Good luck, we're all counting on you.

I just want you to know, Meg, if there's anything you ever want,

I just was thinking about Tyra Banks.

I just woke up from a nap, and I feel drafty

I just... I did a bad thing and I don't know what to do about it.

I just... I just... I don't want Dylan eating white bread

I know a guy who does good work.

I know Dad's been trying to help. I'm trying to listen to him...

I know how you feel, son, but you can't give up.

I know I asked him to help...

I know it's a little self centered, but this is my favorite day of the year.

I know who can cheer you up. The robot from SpaceCamp.

I know you're married to Peter, but I love you and I can't stand it anymore.

I know, Dad, and I appreciate it

I know, he's doing allthe stuff Dad usually does.

I know, I was wrong. I don't wanna hurt anybody, Anna.

I know, Lois, but this manhas all the paperwork.

I know, Lois. I never realized until now how much I've taken her for granted

I know, Luke, but it's true he's gone.

I know, Peter,but identity theft

I know!

I know. How fastcan you do it?

I like her, but we're not really connecting.

I like riding the ten speed because it's fun, gives me energy,

I like to eat people from other planets. Especially y'all.

I likes to eat you with my little mouth, too.

I love Barry Manilow.

I love braces. My mom has them.

I love magicians.

I married Peter Griffin,you lunatic!

I mean your daughter's in a coma.

I mean, all the dry food I bought for you over the years?

I mean, half the time when you go to the market, I assume you're leaving forever.

I mean, he cared about this girl a lot. Can't you see what you've done?

I mean, he's got, like, one good song

I mean, I just... I wrecked that thing on the way out.

I mean, I knew what to expect after, you know, Joe's accident,

I mean, I think we should do what he says.

I mean, if Wilmer Valderrama passed, it can't be that difficult.

I mean, Nick Cage is poisoning himself with alcohol.

I mean, not tonight, 'cause I got plans with the guys,

I mean, Quagmire's a lot of fun at a party, but he's so horny all the time...

I mean, she saw me there, looking at her, and she kept undressing.

I mean, she's my only daughter,

I mean, she's really hot in it, but it's also a good movie.

I mean, sometimes the brain is still active for a few minutes after the beheading,

I mean, that's one of those movies that...

I mean, things you say and things you do...

I mean, this is an American company.

I mean, what are you, Brian?

I mean, you and I have a lot in common...

I mean, you are never gonna find a chick that hot again.

I mean, you don't think that would be just like a giant middle finger to them?

I mean, you saw him get beheaded.

I mean, you should get an eye patch.

I mean, you're doing stuff and I think that's great.

I mean, you've spent time watching children, right?

I might have to take you girls downtown.

I might just be up for a movie.

I might lose interest.

I miss my family, Brian, and I gotta see 'em.

I missed you, too, Lois.

I missed you.

I must say, you have been a little insufferable lately, Brian.

I must've read the test wrong. What am I gonna do?

I need to spread my legs and fly.

I never realizedhow happy you made me

I never should have dragged you into this anyway.

I never wanna see you again. I can't believe I thought you were special.

I now control the entire planet's power grid,

I own four apartment buildings.

I paid $800 for all this crap. You have a boyfriend?

I play a window washerwho has just finished washing

I play Peter, and I hired an Asian hooker to play my daughter.

I plead the fifth of Jack.

I pretty much just threw myself at Lois.

I promise I won't let you down.

I promise, Peter, nothing like this will ever happen again.

I put a cruller in the Jerry's Kids jar. I thought that would be funny.

I put his old legs in a bag, if you want them.

I read part of a review online. I am not a fan.

I really wish he would.

I respect women when I'm on a date

I said a bad movie, not an abortion.

I said knock it off!

I said my stomach hasbeen talking to me all day.

I said, "shoot it again," but I said it pirate like.

I said, I don't wanna hang out with you anymore when this is over

I said, why'd you ask me if I could see it if you haven't started feeding it?

I saw you here last week. You seemed like a cool dude.

I say thank you.

I say, I sayson, whatdo we got brewing in here?

I say, this is moreuncomfortable

I should've known Peter had something to do with this.

I should've warned you,

I Sith ed my pants.

I suppose I'm not ready to kill Lois or take over the world.

I take them to the park or maybe a museum

I tell you, I wish that old hag of Brian's had never told him he had a kid.

I tell you, now that I'm a parent, I can't even watch stories like that.

I tell you, those legs have turned him into a complete jerk.

I think Fuad is an illegal immigrant,

I think he's got enough ties.

I think he's wearing some kind of disguise.

I think I'll go for a walk outside now

I think I'm perfectly capable...

I think I've successfully

I think they're messy.

I think we should see other people

I think... I think I may be having sort of a mini freakout here.

I thought Krypton was destroyed.

I thought you had a paper route.

I thought you were spending the day with Jillian.

I told him to leave, but hekeeps saying he lives here.

I took a bunch of pictures. You can see them on my MySpace page,

I totally feel you, man. Truth of the matter is...

I tried to pick him up, but I got angry because some of it got on my thumb.

I turned to my first mate and I said,

I used to do a bit about him back when I was doing stand up.

I wanna be a veterinarian when I grow up.

I wanna be President!

I wanna be there for you, Meg. I love you.

I wanna meet Scrubs, and I wanna meet black Scrubs, too.

I want Dad back.I don't.

I want it.

I want my family back.

I want to do all the things I could never do when I was handicapped.

I want to go.

I want to walk again. I'll do whatever it takes.

I want you to hear my presidential address for St. Rupert's Day.

I wants to play, too.

I warn you, I am quite prepared to make an example

I was acting like a first class jackass. I hope that you can forgive me.

I was banging on the door for like 20 minutes, shouting, Wilma.

I was gonna say the same thing to you.

I was hoping to keep these mementos, Rupert,

I was just really nervous because I've never had a girlfriend before...

I was walking by whenI picked up the smell

I was walking by your house the other day,

I was, but Peter took her off my hands.

I was. And you know who's staying at this hotel? Nathan Lane.

I wasn't exactly the nicest guy in the world.

I watched the sun rise in my jeans, jean shirt and jean jacket.

I wear long sleeve shirts under short sleeve shirts under long sleeve shirts.

I went bareback.

I went on a date with this girl that I really like...

I went to Mexico to terminate my pregnancy

I will ask her to move in with me, and you'll see, I've got what it takes.

I will not stand by while you make innocent people suffer.

I wish I could tell you that the Monopoly guy

I wish I could tell you that, but prison is no fairytale world.

I wish you would get a heart attack.

I wonder how many of these swans I can fit in my bum.

I wonder if she means old Obi Wan Kenobi?

I work in accounts receivable at Quahog Insurance.

I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

I would have been dead if it hadn't been for a passing merman

I would never take from you,Barry.

I would never workwith David Spade!

I wouldn't do that, if I were you.

I, or rather, my alter ego, Zac Sawyer,

I... I can't believe Dad killed Mom.

I... No. No, I have no money.

I... You, too, honey.

I'd have to give it to Janet Reno, 'cause I've always had this business plan

I'd hit that one in the rough.

I'd killed Obi Wan, then I look over and there are two dudes scurrying across with a couch.

I'd like to offer you a lifetime supply of McBurgertown burgers.

I'd rather be the parking space than the car.

I'gonna go.

I'll be as big as I should have been when I was on American Idol.

I'll be lucky if I can make it to the end of the month.

I'll be right back with "a hammock of cake."

I'll be right back. I'm going to go put on my Donald Duck costume.

I'll be there.

I'll bite your neck, but also, look how big I am down there.

I'll come back for you, Lois.

I'll do it, I'll be James Woods.

I'll do to her what douche bags did to the guitar.

I'll have my award now.

I'll have what she's having.

I'll just have to find a job for an illegal immigrant.

I'll let you in on a little secret.

I'll never forget you, Gerardo.

I'll rentit then.

I'll show you around, since no one's trying to stop the ship or blast us.

I'll show you, Mr Obi Wan. R2, play him the message.

I'll tell you what nobodybelieves in: ghosts.

I'll trade you my shirt for a grilled cheese.

I'll try. Thanks, Mom. I love you.

I'll wear my snazziest duds.

I'm a freakin' baby, and I'm cooler than they are.

I'm a girl. I don't even like the good Monty Python sketches.

I'm actually glad you found me.

I'm afraid that on my way to the bedroom to change, I took ill.

I'm afraid you're just gonna have to accept the fact that...

I'm Al Harrington of Al Harrington's Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing..

I'm all talk. I wouldn't possibly go through with it.

I'm boring myself. Guess I'll listen to some music.

I'm calling the police.

I'm carrying a very lowrate of interest.

I'm coming, Elizabeth.

I'm free now. I've got my own place, no attachments.

I'm from the rich part of town, so you know I'm a good egg.

I'm glad I made a good first impression.

I'm glad you called, but I'm not home

I'm glad, too, Peter, but I did enjoy learning about another culture.

I'm going in. Cover me, Porkins.

I'm going to pee in my pants!

I'm gonna be honored at the ceremony on Martha's Vineyard.

I'm gonna do crosswords but that doesn't mean I don't wanna talk.

I'm gonna do sit ups till I crap myself.

I'm gonna find just the right piece of incriminating evidence

I'm gonna get a big, fat piece of pizza so I got something to stuff in my face

I'm gonna have to ask youto leave, sir.

I'm gonna make you into a better person, starting first thing tomorrow.

I'm gonna miss that boy.

I'm gonna need some help from a member of the audience.

I'm gonna pretend you're the New York Knicks.

I'm half shark And half Peter

I'm James Woods.

I'm just here to fly, sir

I'm justgetting started.

I'm looking for Kareem under the hoop. Have you seen him?

I'm monitoring Dylan from here on Stewie's baby monitor.

I'm more unattractive to put in a lead role.

I'm never gonna be happy again.

I'm no better than Kobe Bryant or Mike Tyson or Reagan.

I'm not gonna let Meg turn out like my Nerf football in the hall closet.

I'm not paying you guys to watch TV. Now get in the damn shower!

I'm not really looking for notes...

I'm not sure.

I'm Pignose, and this is my brother in law, Scott. He's visiting from Hoth.

I'm pregnant!

I'm proud of you, Dylan.

I'm Rich, and You're Poor, but Let's Dance Together.

I'm rich, and you're poor, but let's dance together.

I'm sacrificing a goat to Toby Keith.

I'm simply pointing out...

I'm so gladyou're home.

I'm sorry about last night. I promise I'll make it up to you.

I'm sorry I wasn't around when you were growing up.

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to bar you

I'm sorry, I'm... I'm just gonna have to say no.

I'm sorry, Mayor McCheese,

I'm sorry, Meg. I promise I won't forget you.

I'm sorry, Mr. Swanson, hospital rules. You have to leave in a wheelchair.

I'm sorry, sir. Chris Griffin has already checked in.

I'm sorry, your dog?

I'm sorry?

I'm starting to think I don't have cancer at all.

I'm starting to think maybe we bit off a little more than we could chew.

I'm sure it'll be a veritable who's that of the literary world.

I'm sure they can keep up.

I'm taking an awful risk, Vader. It had better work.

I'm telling Brian he has to rein Dylan in once and for all.

I'm telling you Joe, he's as annoying as mosquitoes in the summertime.

I'm the man you rescued from McBurgertown.

I'm totally willing to do this for the family.

I'm unveiling all the new laws I have passed.

I's gonna be bigger than every one of all y'alls.

I've always thought you were handsome.

I've been expecting you.

I've been waiting for so long

I've enjoyed the time we've had as a family.

I've got a headache. Do you have any Anacin?

I've got a little list I've got a little list

I've got a lunch meeting and a meeting after lunch. After that...

I've got an idea. I'll be right back.

I've got more money than Barbra Streisand.

I've got so many problems.

I've got the same daily routine as Dick Clark.

I've got them on the list

I've got this bowl of cornflakes, and I gotta be at work at 9:00.

I've got working legs for the first time in 15 years,

I've had the time of my life

I've hidden the plans in one of these 26 briefcases.

I've produced this simulation of how the killing transpired.

I've screwed up worse than Disney did...

I've wanted you to meet Dylan for a long time, Brian.

Identity theftworks both ways.

If he cares about you, he'll understand.

If he had his shit together, I wouldn't be into it.

If he'll Just appear we'll

If he's Peter Griffin,

If I give you $5,000, will you tell me I matter?

If I had a gun on a boat, I'd shoot you.

If I had a gun, I would kill you all.

If I had known having a son could be like this...

If I pass out, note I'm wearing a LifeCall bracelet with all my insurance information.

If I was a famous movie star,I wouldn't even want my family.

If I were you, I'd look for a new friend.

If I'm gay, then Freddie Mercury was gay.

If it meant you could have sex with Angelina Jolie?

If James Woods sees you,he's gonna call the cops.

If my stomach had said,"Hell yeah I'm hungry.

If not, it may be time to move on. Thanks for calling.

If only there was some way for me to walk again.

If only there was some way I could be like everybody else again.

If we can get you out of here, would you be willing

If you come out of this, I am gonna treat you like a princess for the rest of your life.

If you plopped me in the middle of a high school,

If you wanna get anywhere with a chick, you can't treat them nice like.

If you'd be willing to sign a waiver, I think I may be able to help you.

If you're a cockroach.

If you're looking for a bathroom, it's all around you.

If your father is this opposed to our relationship,

Illegal immigrants coming into this country,

Imagine you're spreading butter on a big piece of bread.

In a minute, Adam.

In a world where pirates are gay but Orlando Bloom isn't,

In addition, from this day forward,

In fact, a one armed player would have at least had a shot at it,

In fact, I think she'll be coming through that door.

In favor of the defendant, McBurgertown Industries.

In my car!

In the morning In the...

In the simulation didn't really happen or even matter.

Including the " Behaving Like an American at the Airport" test.

Intergalactic, proton powered, electrical tentacled advertising droids.

Is funny because they all do!

Is funny because you are prisoner. And there is no pool because is Death Star.

Is he gonna do it for all of us?

Is one of the hardestthings to fight.

Is that true?

Is that what you want?

Is that, like, a drum, like, they ship oil in? Is that...

Is that... What is that...

Is there any more coffee?

Is there any more to this message?

Is there anyone here who hasn't had a c section?

Is there more underneath, or is that it?

Is this the show?

Is this your card?

Is violence in movies and sex on TV

Isn't a parsec a unit of distance, not time?

Isn't that his truck?

It costs, like, $2.50 an hour, so don't skimp on the conversation.

It could've been me.

It didn't make sense.

It doesn't keep me up at night, but it helps me poo.

It doesn't really work here.

It had the stain on it from when we had Hawaiian punch night.

It happened on numerous occasions. I was afraid to tell anyone...

It is gross and disgusting and punishable by death.

It is time for me to take charge of my own life.

It looks like a sad, old man.

It seems today that all you see

It should've been Ferris Bueller's Day On,

It shouldn't have been Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

It sounds romantic, I know,

It sure would be wonderful if Dr. Hartman could help me walk again.

It surrounds us. It penetrates us.

It took six weeks and cost $8,000, but it was worth it.

It was awesome!

It was his day off, too.

It was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect

It was my job to keep the children from eating each other.

It was the most awesome thing ever! Hug me!

It won't be long before the police notice Cleveland's disappearance.

It'd be so great if we were at least living together.

It's a mustache, Lois! What, you never seen a mustache before?

It's a quick process, both painful and untreatable,

It's all about 9 11.

It's all your fault that Jillian's gone.

It's been a long time

It's been six days, Peter. I'm sorry, but we had to call off the search.

It's cheaper to drink at your house first.

It's Cinco de Mayo, Mr. Pewterschmidt.

It's dangerous.

It's dated about a year ago. Any idea how it got there?

It's doing that weird stretchy leg thing where they lick themselves.

It's essentially a leg transplant.

It's fun to stay at the Y M C A

It's gonna be different from now on.

It's great to stay up late

It's important for the kids to witness the plight of the rebellion.

It's just as nice watching other people have fun.

It's just been revoked.

It's just... When you have feelings for someone that are strong enough...

It's just... you'reso attractive and it's been a while.

It's kind of a new policy.

It's kind of brand new. Do you have a credit card?

It's like being lost in heaven

It's like bread baking around twine.

It's like cutting a huge fart then walking out of the room.

It's like giving a monkey the keys to an amusement park.

It's like listening to those foreign guys at the coffee shop, living in the U. S...

It's like loving God or a step parent.

It's me again, I just had to hear it one more time.

It's my guess you could use a vacation.

It's not a handout, it's a job.

It's not going anywhere. Let's just take off. We'll deal with it later.

It's not really my cup of tea.

It's not too demanding, the pay is good, and it's a great way to stay in shape.

It's Officer Nasty. Careful, I might be carrying a concealed weapon.

It's OK, I'm just happy to be on TV.

It's okay, Peter.

It's out of control! We need someone to man the other hose!

It's pee that makes it warmer

It's rectal cancer. It's slowly eating away at my lower insides

It's taken us all by surprise, Meg.

It's telling me it might be you

It's the best show you're not watching.

It's the end of the world as we know it

It's the highest rated show on Cartoon Network,

It's the law, sir.

It's the right thing to do, like taking out Hitler.

It's the ship that made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

It's time you lay down the law with him.

It's up to you, Peter.

It's way easier to get into these clubs if you have chicks in your group. Noticed that?

It's where I keep my wallet.

It's worse.

Jabba the Hutt right after a shower, or a service droid?

James Woods could beback any minute.

James Woods did it.

James Woods has takenmy life and my family.

James Woods isdestroying this family,

James Woods?

James Woods.

James, I don't want to hearanymore about this.

James, that sounds unbelievablyoffensive to Americans.

Janet Reno, after a safari, or the fat guy from My Name is Earl.

Jeez, what's your problem?

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.

*******

*******!

Jillian, can you run and get me a beer from the kitchen?

Jillian, do you get the Oxygen Network? If I miss my Moesha, I get a bit crabby.

Jimmy's running through the sprinklers in the yard.

Joe, I don't know. I'm still chafed from that power walk.

Joe, Joe, Quagmire. Come on. Go, go, go.

Joe, please, can't we talk about this?

Joe, what the hell is going on?

Joe, what the hell is this?

Joe, what the hell? You're leaving Bonnie?

Joe, would you put on your hand shoes and take out the garbage?

Joe, you can't possiblybelieve this.

Joe, you got this all wrong.

Joe's a cripple, so for obvious reasons I can't trust him. But Brian...

Joe's a friend of mine.

John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra, everybody.

John Williams.

Johnny liked little boys.

Joke's on you

Joseph! Joseph!

Just a few sea dogs from my fishing boat days.

Just a little something I do once a week around here...

Just another day

Just around the corner There's a rainbow in the sky

Just awful.

Just have sex with somebody. Anybody. Just don't even think about it.

Just like the first chemotherapy patient to figure out the handkerchief look.

Just like the telephone killed the telegraph sex business.

Just older Daves, huh?

Just passing through. See anything you like, speak up.

Just remember

Just remember, whatever you do, don't tell Chris I'm dating.

Just remember, you two, Fred is allergic to peanuts.

Just take a look, will you?

Just take this flier, and if you see this baby...

Just tell me I don't have to stay in this room.

Just tell Michael the truth.

Just to get back at her for walking out on you.

Just... Just get in here.

Keep the kid.

Kick your high heels off and get moving. You guys are a disgrace.

Kidnapping me is one thing, but you killed Cleveland!

Kids, kids, kids.

Kids, you noticing all this plight?

Kids! Kids! Aah! It's so awesome!

Kills ticks, fleas and mosquitoes. It's very potent.

Kind of sucks though.

Knock, knock. Nicole, Ronald, who's ready for Boggle?

Know anybody with a pair of strong young hands...

Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty.

Lasik Eye Centers will heal your eyes.

Last week, when I made that macaroni picture of an owl,

Lastly, you wanna make sure you step back and take cover after you sink that bucket,

Laugh all you want...

Laugh and cry

Leapin' lizards,meat loaf is my favorite.

Lest you be considering any sort of uprising,

Let me just ask you this.

Let me just go change out of this fishing gear.

Let me see that.

Let me see.

Let's begin with part IV.

Let's get in the elevator. And hurry up, cos the smell of that Mrs. Fields is killing me.

Let's get out of here, Brian. That birthday party Spider Man is eyeing me.

Let's get out there and meet some ladies.

Let's go to Asian reporter Tricia Takanawa

Let's see, I got 10% off a Netflix membership,

Life is greatand I'm happy with my dad.

Like "cow." So it's kind of... It's sort of a dark joke.

Like a rare gemstone or the herniated scrotum of an older gentleman.

Like all theHollywood starlets, right?

Like God did, when he made Rosie O'Donnell.

Like Jodie Foster.

Like my cousin Peter the Pig needs a new house.

Like that realistic original ending to Dirty Dancing.

Like the time I swallowedthat midget

Like totally naked in Leaving Las Vegas.

Like trying to tell Matthew McConaughey how much he sucks.

Like, if you had a man's body and fish legs, then it'd be different.

Like, like, like the Space Needle.

Like, she's gettable, you know? Like Elisabeth Shue.

Lionel Richie's Can't Slow Down?

Listen to my voice. That sounds cool.

Listen to them, R2. They're dying. What do we do?

Listen, could you reach into my pocket

Listen, I have to get back to work, but, um, would you maybe...

Listen, I hope you don't mind Stewie staying with us for a little while.

Listen, I needyour help.

Listen, I'll always be grateful to you for turning my life around.

Listen, these new legs have given me my life back.

Listen, you gottaget out of here.

Load the cannon.

Lois is my wife and...

Lois, black people are different than you and I.

Lois, don't call me on this stuff, all right? Just go with it.

Lois, I am doing my duty as a patriotic American

Lois, I am gonna grow a mustache.

Lois, I'd really like to talk about this.

Lois, I'm fat and I'm stupid, and I fart at times

Lois, is the air conditioning on?

Lois, it is called the "poop deck." That is why I pooped there.

Lois, Lois, I do not want Dylan eating white bread

Lois, look at this.

Lois, make up the guest room.

Lois, my darling.

Lois, my God, what happened? We thought you were dead.

Lois, there's one more.

Lois, until we get an appointment secretary...

Lois, we found the guywho stole my wallet.

Lois, whose pipe organ is this?

Lois, would you mind calling the police or something?

Lois, you may wanna come down here!

Lois!

Lois! Bring me another beer, please!

Lois. Griffin.

Lois. You mind telling me what the hell you think you're doing?

Lois. You're alive.

Lois' life insurance policy paid off.

Look at all the stuff I put myself through just to get laid.

Look at her. She needs me. A lot more than you do.

Look at how much more comfortable we are now, shooting stuff.

Look at me With a brand new Hyundai

Look at me. I'm having a magical aerial adventure

Look at that boy,

Look at that one on the left. Get off your cellphone, you are driving.

Look at that rack. There's a downhill lie for you.

Look at that, huh? Look at that shit.

Look at that, Lois, that's why cats freak me out.

Look at this

Look at you out here, on a big trip.

Look for the Sort of Ben & Jerry's cow out front.

Look how sensitive I am

Look, a lightsaber cheese knife.

Look, don't you kids buy any of this for a second. Your father is innocent.

Look, Hilary, all I know is, it's breakfast time,

Look, I don't care what day it is in Mexico, in America we work on weekdays.

Look, I know I wasn't there for you, man...

Look, I won't. I promise.

Look, look, I took a picture of Lois' poo.

Look, Mr. Woods, just givePeter back his wallet.

Look, Stewie, get these stupid '80s movie robots out of here, and leave me alone.

Look, Stewie, I can't talk about this now.

Look, there he is. Dad, how could you?

Look! This girl is making out with a baby! A nude baby!

Looking in their eyesI see a memory

Looking to invest in McBurgertown Industries,

Looks like I've got myself in a bind! How will I get out of this one?

Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market

Lots of people swimming up there. I could pig out if I wanted to.

Lucky there's a family guy

Lucky there's a man who positively can do

Luke, the Force will be with you always.

Luke, wait. It's too dangerous.

Luke, you must learn the ways of the Force and come with me to Alderaan.

Luke? Luke?

Lunch is ready, everyone.

Made me pissed Made me really, really pissed

Maintenance would probably suffer to some degree.

Man, hyperspace always look so freaky.

Man, I haven't dug through these cans since Lois died.

Man, I wish I could listen to some Tatooine Wind and Fire right now.

Man, parenting is more complicated than making a 1940s phone call.

Man, that really makes me mad.

Man, this looks like the wrong neighbourhood.

Man, who invited Anne Frank?

Mary Stuart Masterson.

Master Luke, he's gone. He's gone.

Maybe he's two dwarves in an overcoat,

Maybe I feel like you owe me a little.

Maybe smack her ass with a riding crop and watch her go to town on herself?

Maybe we should head for that small moon that's clearly a small moon, not anything else.

Maybe you got another chapter for your book.

Maybe you'll handcuff her? She'll hate that.

Me and Han Solo and Obi Wan are here to rescue you.

Me and my new friends are gonna go surf gliding

Me, too!

Meaty, the Quick to Anger Clown.

Meet me out in the alleyin 20 minutes.

Meg, are you ready?

Meg, are you sure you wanna go through with this?

Meg, can I talk to you in the kitchen, please?

Meg, can you turn over? I gotta get that thing out of there.

Meg, clean up aisle two.

Meg, I almost lost you once, I'm not gonna lose you again!

Meg, I'm not sure, but I think your dad is sitting at that table over there.

Meg, it goes by many names.

Meg, it's only because I wanna make sure this guy treats you right

Meg, lend me 25 cents so I can ride the toy airplane outside

Meg, let me introduceyou to Mr. Pukey.

Meg, sweetie, it's been like two weeks.

Meg, that's final. Meg, that's final.

Meg, things change.

Meg, this is more than I can deal with.

Meg, we've been over this. You're gonna gain 150 pounds...

Meg, you're a good swimmer. Go get it

Melt it down, make it into bread and feed him that

Michael, did you hear the good news? We're getting a new nanny.

Michael's out there waiting for me.

Mind if I turn on the radio?

Missionary, and you have to look him in the eye.

Mm. Aw.

Mmm...

Mom, are you still mad at Dad about yesterday?

Mom, can we go back to the vet and see the pretty vet assistant again?

Mom, check it out!

Mom, how come when we see these guys on the street corner

Mom, I'm not getting an abortion!

Mom, it's been three months. When is Dad gonna get better?

Mom, this isreally weird

Mom, we thought Dad killed you.

Mom, what are you saying?

Mom! Dad! Stewie's gone!

Mom?

Mom... Dad..

Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Oh, yeah, that's right.

Money from terrible films I put out into the American populace...

Morning, Brian. Here, put this on.

Morning, Lois.

Mos Eisley Spaceport.

Most of this stuff is priced to move, and until it does, it's a fire hazard.

Mr. And Mrs. Griffin, I'm afraid your coma's in a daughter.

Mr. Foreman, how say you?

Mr. Griffin, do you drink?

Mr. Griffin, I hereby sentence you to life imprisonment

Mr. Griffin, if you were truly an American, you would know our national anthem.

Mr. Griffin, what did you expect? They have 100 lawyers,

Mr. Griffin, what is your wife's birthday?

Mr. Griffin, your parrot is dead.

Mr. Woods, how do I geta girl to like me?

Mrs. Griffin, your husband has had a stroke.

Much better than the one Gary Larson did.

Mum and Dad are dead!

Must have been a woman pilot, huh?

Mustache fart.

My apologies, my pet cricket has restless leg syndrome.

My baby's pregnant. How could this happen?

My blood. I'm a diabetic, and I need you to test it

My diaper's gone over to the dark side.

My essay won first prize in the New England Rising Writers contest.

My fault? Brian, you've got no one to blame but yourself.

My God, Joe is running us ragged.

My God, look at this mess.

My God, this is more uncomfortable than the goodbye in The Wizard of Oz.

My God, this is ridiculous. I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to kill you.

My God, we better get her to a hospital. She doesn't look too good.

My God, we haven't done it in so long. I'd forgotten how big you were.

My God, you look like the Statue of Liberty's pimp.

My God, you shoot small animals for fun?

My good friends, the liberal galactic media is at it again. They never stop.

My hair is growing

My Joe's a fighter. He'll come out of this.

My life will never be the same for knowing you.

My man Ronald. Who did this?

My mustache!

My parents are not gonna like this, Peter.

My perfect ass!

My plan for world domination is about to come to fruition.

My pot.

My sentence is... Wait a minute.

My sister, Regina D2, lives here.

My stomach has beentalking to me all day.

My striped tie And my best pressed tweed

My tulips! You dick.

My VCR's still broken. Did you remember to watch Survivor?

My, God, what is this?

Neil Goldman.

Next thing you know,

Next time they hear about me,

Next time you see this girl, treat her like crap.

Nice kid. Now that I think about it...

Nice to see you

No closing your eyes and pretending it's somebody else.

No cussing, clean your plates...

No doubt they're after my sugarcane, tobacco and spices.

No matter what it takes, you are gonna pay for this.

No matter what technical data they obtained.

No more will I treat you like some kind of alien.

No offense, Mr. Herbert, but I'm a 17 year old girl and I don't need you here.

No thanks, I am stuffed.

No way, that's my name.

No, actually, it said I have cancer.

No, and it's getting to bea pain in the ass.

No, but how could I help you, Officer?

No, but I still have pretty aggressive cancer.

No, but I'll let you know if I see anything.

No, but **** are bad.

No, but really, New York City's a great place to live,

No, but there will be a large explosion.

No, but they will be there to help you.

No, but they will be trying to kill you.

No, Chris, she's a pain in the ass. I don't want her back in here.

No, Glenn, that's not...Gloria, please.

No, he didn't really respond to it.Oh.

No, he didn't, Chris, but someone tried to.

No, he's dead, he's dead. Just like the Pink Panther.

No, I haven't, Officer, but I sure will keep my eyes open.

No, I mean, that would like... That would show her.

No, I never have.

No, I own the restaurant. And to show my gratitude,

No, I showered earlier. It could be Merrill.

No, I wasn't. I was at the carnival with Rupert.

No, I've never felt this way before

No, it just seems like sort of a '70s medication.

No, it was a simulation.

No, it wasn't bad. Yeah, I'm on the way to the next plane now.

No, it's okay. I promise you, it's okay.

No, it's the story of a boy who has to rescue his father,

No, just kidding. Can you imagine if I was like that?

No, man, it's your thing. I mean, I don't care if one hand is on her boob

No, Mr. Superman, he no is here.

No, my pants just got shorter because I hated the idea.

No, no, Brian,he's serious.

No, no, I'm joking. Yes, I drink.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no. When you see the enemy come over the horizon,

No, no, Peter,I'm saying

No, no,I'm anxious to hear the conclusionof your story.

No, no.

No, no. Tracy can't do this. She can't leave him here.

No, Peter, they're people, like you and me.

No, this house belongsto Peter Griffin.

No, you shoot the Taliban! Not Pat Tillman. Got it?

No, you shot the gun first. That's why I yelled!

No!

No! No, no, no, no, no!

No.

No. Chewie, take these guys to the ship and get her ready.

No. He's on our side! You charge the enemy...

No. I mean, I couldn't. Whatever you make will be fine.

No. I'm not living my life without a mustache.

No. It's virtually indestructible like, 99.99%.

No. No, I'm not gonna put myself on the line.

No. No, we have fun.

No. No, with great mustache comes great responsibility.

No. No, you can't leave, not without me. I'm the baby.

No. No.

No. Over

No. See, here's the Banana Republic, and we just passed that. It's right back there.

No. Why would I say that? It's not even a word.

Nobody lives through that. Not for long, anyway.

Nobody puts Baby in a corner.

None of them be missed

None of this will matter when we're famous singers.

Nope. Sorry, Chris.

Not after what happenedto Foghorn Leghorn.

Not anymore you don't, 'cause you're going out with my daughter.

Not cancer of the vagina, is it? Here, have some more wine.

Not for you, silly. It's bath day for me.

Not go through it.

Not good enough, Mr. Pewterschmidt. I want citizenship for everyone here.

Not like the fake thrill

Not so bad? We're sharing a tool shed with seven other families.

Not that one. I used to have a Willem Dafoe living under my bed.

Not to get too personal, but you owe us after that mess you got into back on Alderaan.

Not until I have my husband back!

Not yet, Lois. I've been watching this woman for three hours

Noted. Moving on.

Nothing but net.

Nothing could be grander than to be in Louisiana

Nothing from the first day I saw her...

Nothing, baby penis!

Nothing, nothing.Sorry to interrupt.

Now all I need Is Chris to go with 'em

Now close your eyes, Meg,

Now do the theme to The People's Court.

Now Dylan can go back with his mom, and you can stop acting like a jackass.

Now I can't show you around. Quick, get in the ship.

Now I've finally found someone to stand by me

Now let's go to our forecast. What's the weather like, Ali?

Now tell him you've always thought he was handsome.

Now that you have a mustache.

Now they're trying to convince us Hoth is melting. It's just trying to scare us.

Now you say something.

Now you're talking, Angela.

Now you've said something better, so my thing don't sound cool.

Now, do your jobs or I'll deport your lazy asses back to the third world.

Now, get ready, we're having dinner with my parents tonight.

Now, granted, the throw was a little wide,

Now, I have no doubt

Now, I'll just pop in the how to video, and we'll get started.

Now, I'm going to Michael's house to force him to marry you.

Now, I've had the time of my life

Now, if you'll excuse me for a second,

Now, just relax, Mr. Swanson, and let the anesthetic do its job.

Now, look, don't get upset, but I've been so worried about you

Now, Meg,you want to be thin

Now, Mr. Swanson, through the magic of digital imaging,

Now, question number one. Who discovered America?

Now, see, that's an even more beautiful sight

Now, she saw me there, but she didn't stop.

Now, that's a dad talking. That is a dad talking, Quagmire.

Now, wait a minute! He is too an American.

Now, we parked on the Macy's side, so now we must be over here by JC Penney.

Now, y'all get back up inside me, little mouth.

Now, you kids behave yourselves while we're away.

Number one, number two.

Obi Wan!

Of 11 herbsand spice... agh!

Of a land down under

Of any undesirable elements. And don't think I don't know who you are.

Of course he does. Look at that giant horse vagina.

Of course, I didn't, Brian. Remember what you said?

Of course, what with Chris before me, I pretty much just walked out of there.

Of course, when you get older and get some crow's feet,

Of course. We come to America for financial opportunities, Peter,

Of running into yourex girlfriend on the street.

Of society offenders Who might well be underground

Of that simulation from start to finish,

Of the last episode of Family Guy.

Off I go on my merry way

Off! Off!

Oh, a Sbarro!

Oh, and they were all out of the bride and groom figurines,

Oh, boy! Hey, Brian, look.

Oh, boy. It's OK, R2 calm down, be cool.

Oh, Brian, I know you miss Jillian, but it is good to have you back.

Oh, Brian, we need paper towels!

Oh, Brian, you don't have to give me anything.

Oh, but it's okay, because the ball is on a string and attached to the cup.

Oh, Chris,I'm your father.

Oh, come on, Peter. It'd be good to have some chicks in here.

Oh, come on,this is identity theft.

Oh, come on.You heard him, fella.

Oh, crap. They got us in a tractor beam.

Oh, damn it, Dylan. What the hell?

Oh, dear. Peter, sit down.

Oh, dear. You know, Peter, you can always take a citizenship test.

Oh, don't worry. One day, you'll find your soul mate.

Oh, Dylan, you got a haircut. Aren't you handsome?

Oh, God, I'm so sorry.

Oh, God, it's 100 degrees out here.

Oh, God, Lionel. You have been hurt.

Oh, God, this is all going so smoothly.

Oh, God, yes!

Oh, God.

Oh, God. I'm so sorry. I'll clean that up.

Oh, God. I've really screwed myself up here.

Oh, God. Oh, my God. Oh, no.

Oh, God. That is so my humor.

Oh, God. This is my fault. I did this.

Oh, God. What are you do...?

Oh, gosh, yeah, I don't really see how that's gonna work out.

Oh, great. You know, we'll take 'em home. We'll give 'em to Brian.

Oh, he killed her.

Oh, he was gonna ask me to be an usher.

Oh, he's beingexamined by top men.

Oh, hello, Brian. Well, you recall my complaining about Lois

Oh, hey, hang on, hang on. Look, you know, I know this is a men's club,

Oh, hey, nice T shirt. "Phresh", and it's spelled with a "P H".

Oh, hi, Brian.

Oh, ho, ho, yes.

Oh, I beg your pardon, I meant to say Chris Griffin.

Oh, I believe I am.

Oh, I can't believe this.

Oh, I do hope so. I've always imagined the most beautiful...

Oh, I don't have one.

Oh, I don't know if he would want one of those.

Oh, I had togive him away.

Oh, I love the holidays.

Oh, I think we just send a nice card. Just make sure it has a mustache on it.

Oh, I was just on my way back from the cobbler.

Oh, I'd love to...

Oh, I'm intoxicated all right, Lois...

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were still going.

Oh, I'm sorry, Joe. I was aiming for your spine.

Oh, I'm sorry. That's off limits.

Oh, it is so rewarding.

Oh, it was awful. That kid was a complete thug.

Oh, it's just good to have our old Joe back.

Oh, it's much nicer in here. I'm gonna float around for a while...

Oh, it's okay, Joe. I don't mind sitting here with you.

Oh, it's okay. I'm used to not dancing.

Oh, James.

Oh, Jane, I'm ever so excited.

Oh, Lois, sweetheart, I'm so glad you're alive!

Oh, Lois, uh, Dylan is very special to me, and...

Oh, look who it is! Come here so I can give you a hug!

Oh, man, I better save my autographed picture of Dean Cain.

Oh, man, not this guy again

Oh, man, not this guy again.

Oh, man, they were so good together.

Oh, man, this is a way better offer than the one I got from Helen Hunt.

Oh, man. What a good bunch of partying at that discotheque.

Oh, man. You're more of a letdown than Fruit Stripe gum.

Oh, Meg, my beautiful daughter! Things are gonna be different.

Oh, Michael, I love you, too.

Oh, my bad, Mr. G.Dad, no!

Oh, my God, Adrian Beaky, say something.

Oh, my God, Brian, no!

Oh, my God, Dad!

Oh, my God, Dad! What's on your face?

Oh, my God, did you... Did you hear what I said?

Oh, my God, he's the best!

Oh, my God, I attacked Lois.

Oh, my God, it's you!

Oh, my God, Meg, why didn't you tell me?

Oh, my God, Peter, look! McBurgertown is on fire!

Oh, my God, Peter, your visa bill is $16,000!

Oh, my God, Peter. What if she doesn't come out of it?

Oh, my God, someone call an ambulance!

Oh, my God, that was so much fun.

Oh, my God, this sucks.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! I'm free!

Oh, my God! I've never felt so stupid!

Oh, my God! Now, I've got to clean all this up.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God, what are we gonna do?

Oh, my God! Peter, I know you're upset about losing that thing,

Oh, my God! That was beautiful! I am proud to be an American,

Oh, my God! There's somebody trapped inside!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Brian Griffin, is that you?

Oh, my God. No!

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I don't even wanna think about that.

Oh, my God. Peter, look.

Oh, my God. That one is going in the Christmas letter

Oh, my God. Two tickets for a cruise. Brian, this is wonderful.

Oh, my God. What the hell is wrong with you?

Oh, my head is swimming.

Oh, no way

Oh, no, Brian.

Oh, no, Brian. I'm enjoying myself too much.

Oh, no, I got some in the stockroom. Hang on.

Oh, no, Jodie. It's my husband. He's home from work early.

Oh, no, privateers.

Oh, no, sir.

Oh, no, stormtroopers. Quick, R2, in here.

Oh, no, who will pay for my saxophone lessons?

Oh, no! Oh, no, Brian!

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Oh, no. I broke the pipe organ.

Oh, no. No, no, no, Quagmire, no. No, you do not understand.

Oh, no. Oh, my God. Oh, God. Oh, no, no, no.

Oh, no. That boy's ball fell out of the cup.

Oh, no. What did I do?

Oh, not at all, Chris.No, not at all.

Oh, oh, there he is.

Oh, okay. That's kind of an odd thing to say.

Oh, okay. You want to go ride the tea bags? Tea cups?

Oh, on the contrary. I've quite a mastery of the humorous yarn.

Oh, OshKosh B'Gosh, it's a brand new paperboy.

Oh, Peter, I'm so proud that you've embraced these people as your own.

Oh, Peter, we're soglad to have you back.

Oh, Peter, you look exhausted!

Oh, Quagmire

Oh, Quagmire Oh...!

Oh, Quagmire.

Oh, rats.

Oh, right.

Oh, schnoopy...

Oh, Selma Blair and Sarah Michelle Gellar make out. It's pretty hot.

Oh, she dumped you. That's what you meant to say.

Oh, shut up, you bastard!

Oh, sure. No complaints. My skin's a little dry.

Oh, thank God the vets are here to help Brian.

Oh, thank you all so much. What thoughtful gifts.

Oh, thank you so much for your help, Dr. *******.

Oh, thanks, Lois. Dylan put this paper bag on my head...

Oh, thanks, man. That launched my career.

Oh, thanks, man. The truth is, I spend at least 90 percent of my year...

Oh, that is bullshit.

Oh, that's 'cause there's a bunch of stuff in them.

Oh, that's a lovely fragrance you're wearing. What is it?

Oh, that's Dylan's ring. Hey, bud, everything all right?

Oh, that's fun, 'cause it's usually spelled with an "F".

Oh, that's okay. I'll get it. Have fun at work.

Oh, that's on purpose, though, isn't it?

Oh, there's a very simple answer to that. You drove me here, Lois.

Oh, there's my little angel! Here, let me get that for you, sweetie!

Oh, this is great. I feel so alive. Come on, ladies.

Oh, this is just awful.

Oh, this? This is Hartz Mountain Flea Dip.

Oh, Vince Vaughn's on the cover of Entertainment Weekly.

Oh, wait, I don't have any friends.

Oh, we got a young Adam Sandler here, I think, right?

Oh, well, it's working. All right, joke time is over.

Oh, well, maybe I can do something else.

Oh, well, then no thank you.

Oh, well, then, maybe Brian and I can hang out.

Oh, well...

Oh, what would I do to you? Well...

Oh, who am I kidding? I insisted on it.

Oh, yeah, but it was so expensive. Each drink was like six dollars forty.

Oh, yeah, pile it on, pile it on.

Oh, yeah, sure, no problem.

Oh, yeah, you're the guy who cost me my mustache.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I feel like a pig, but, come on, we're on vacation.

Oh, yeah. In fact...

Oh, yeah. Maybe Herbert can watch the kids.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, nasty!

Oh, yes, I can. This ain't over, Brian.

Oh, you always know just what to say.

Oh, you said it, friend.

Oh! Crap, Peter, it's a flash flood!

Oh! I think it's sexy.

Oh! Oh, it's going under the fridge! Oh!

Oh! Well, good news there. All right, you wanna head down to the INS?

Oh.

Oh. Well, give it back, then.

Oh. Well, in that case, we're registered at Filene's.

Oh. Well, it was still nice.

Ohhh!

OK, but... OK, but I gotta go. I got other stuff to do.

OK, go.

OK, OK. I'm feeling number 14. Let's go with number 14.

OK, who would you rather do:

OK, yes.

OK.

OK. OK.

OK. OK. OK, but I gotta go.

OK. There's a little hourglass and it's not letting me do anything.

OK. Wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't ask: What's the.01?

Okay

Okay, and if I win, you have to go online

Okay, Brian, next time let's remember thisright away,

Okay, can I ask everyone to please stop saying "oh, no" in this courtroom?

Okay, done.

Okay, explain to me exactly what I did wrong.

Okay, first order of business, I'd like to thank Paul and Tracy,

Okay, have fun.

Okay, how about the robot from Rocky IV?

Okay, I shoot Pat Tillman, then run over the horizon.

Okay, I'll just needa picture ID.

Okay, I'm gonna start feeding it through. Over.

Okay, if I win, and you can't do it,

Okay, kids, it's time for the magic show.

Okay, look, how about this? How about this?

Okay, Mrs. Robinson, let's take a look.

Okay, okay.

Okay, ready.

Okay, so when I see Pat Tillman come over the horizon, I shoot him.

Okay, somebody really needs to help me here.

Okay, when you see the Taliban come over the horizon, you shoot them.

Okay, you know what? That's it, Brian. Feed him whatever you want.

Okay, your physical exam was within range. You aced the flight simulator.

Okay.

Okay. Bye, Chris.

Okay. I just hope Idon't get distracted.

Okay. You stay right here, big funny gal.

Oliver's here promoting his new movie,

OMG, that'd be so awesome!

On her hands and knees while I drip hot candle wax all over her back.

On the left half of my body.

On which we used to rely?

On your home planet of Alderaan.

Once I locate the proper code sequence,

One by my house got a McDonald's right in the store.

One day only.

One day, I'm just gonna take off and join the rebellion, whether you like it or not.

One lucky son of a bitch.

One man and one bitch that needs to do what I say.

One man can't take on a multinational fast food conglomerate.

One moment, please.

One of four?

One of four.

One of those creepy guys who just uses a woman for sex?

One of those underrated actresses that was always talented and beautiful,

One third of his body weight is Owens Corning fiberglass insulation.

Only one thing to do, man.

Only to find out that none of it really happened...

Ooh, a piece of candy.

Ooh, a piece of candy.Ooh, a piece of candy.

Ooh, look, a brightlycolored dish towel!

Ooh, New England Rising Writers.

Ooh! Mustache Aficionado.

Ooh! On second thought, I got something I gotta do back on Krypton

Open up in there, or we're breaking down the door!

Or a banana. Or a Sharpie.

Or are you simply goingto tell me that I'm wrong?

Or Coca Cola or Kellogg's profiting from non American labor.

Or I set up one ofyour random flashbacks.

Or that you'll see my scrotum and see that seam on it...

Or was he a supreme leader of Al Qaeda?

Or you're fired.

Origami keeps my hands busy and my mind off sex.

Osama!

Ouch.

Our daughter, Meg, was born.

Our relationship will do fine on that basis.

Our wives stayed with us.

Out of my way, Peter!

Over a thousand people entered the contest and they chose mine.

Over here is a menu from our first McBurgertown restaurant in 1952.

Over my burnt carcass.

Over the next 90 minutes, I'd like to show you...

Over the next several months, I developed a relationship

Over.

Ow! Ow! Ow!

P.S. Will you write me a letter of recommendation...

Pardon me, we're two Asian businessmen

Paul and I are so excited to see your act.

Peanuts and ****.

People with mustaches look out for each other.

Perfect timing. I've been feeling a little smothered lately.

Peter called me right after he killed my daughter

Peter Griffin!

Peter said I could stay here.

Peter, America is the land of opportunity. There are tall buildings,

Peter, America was founded by immigrants.

Peter, are you winking at me?

Peter, as far as the US government is concerned,

Peter, didn't you hear what I said? Stewie tried to kill me!

Peter, don't you think you're kind of letting that mustache

Peter, have you seen Stewie's Speedy Gonzales video?

Peter, he didn't really set you up for that Lethal Weapon line.

Peter, he's been herefor four hours.

Peter, how was your first day?

Peter, I am not gonna stand by

Peter, I don't think that Lou Diamond Phillips is Japanese.

Peter, I wish you'd get rid of this thing. It's an absolute eyesore.

Peter, I wish you'd go over there and patch things up with Joe.

Peter, I'm using you as a house immigrant,

Peter, Lois has been dead for a whole year. You're gonna have to tell him sometime.

Peter, Meg's been in there a long time.

Peter, she knows she untied her bikini. Women don't forget those things.

Peter, someone has obviouslystolen your credit card.

Peter, stop picking your teeth. We're at the Captain's table.

Peter, sweetheart, how do you feel?

Peter, that story was completely inappropriate.

Peter, that's someone's pet, you can't just take it.

Peter, that'sridiculous.

Peter, the water's rising fast! We gotta get outta here!

Peter, this is it!

Peter, Toby Keith doesn't want to be fed. Toby Keith wants to hunt

Peter, what are you angry about? You get to go on a cruise with me.

Peter, what are you gonna do about a job?

Peter, what do you care...?

Peter, what do you say we go get some lunch?

Peter, what if I said, " I keep your head dry, you wear me in the bathroom"?

Peter, what the hell are you doing?

Peter, what the hell did you think you were doing?

Peter, what the hell do you expect to accomplish here?

Peter, where did you get that suit?

Peter, why did you have my acupuncturist arrested?

Peter, will you knock that off? It's getting annoying.

Peter, you ate 30 hamburgers. It was your own fault

Peter, you can't just slap together flimsy structures in the yard.

Peter, you can't speak Italian just because you have a mustache.

Peter, you didn't even know what 9/11 was until 2004.

Peter, you do not have to do this.

Peter, you do realize there's a difference between loving America

Peter, you don't know how badly I need this.

Peter, you look like a pirate with that thing on your shoulder.

Peter, you must go. We will find our own way.

Peter, you should really slow down. You've already had, like, 30 hamburgers.

Peter, you're being overprotective. Look, why don't you just talk to him?

Peter, you're just supposed to pick up Cleveland's mail,

Peter, youhumiliated me.

Peter, your dog has given me diabetes.

Peter!Cleveland!

Peter? Peter?

Peter? Who Peter?

Pick something, or I'll blow your brains out!

Pick that up and cook it into something delicious..

Pigs in Space.

Pirates of the Caribbean 4, Orbit gum.

Play that same song.

Please call me if you see any sign of Stewie.

Please give me your word that you won't go in that door.

Please welcomeour next guest, Mr. James Woods.

Please, just give me another chance.

Pleasuring a man with a socked foot, one time, does not make a person gay.

Plus, I ate a dog yesterday and now I got a bone stuck in my anus.

Plus, it's given me a chance to work on my novel.

Plus, Walt Disney was an outspoken anti Semite.

Poked some holes in its back so it can breathe.

Poor Bonnie. She deserves so much better than me.

Prepare to be boarded.

Prepared to tell me what you've done with the stolen Death Star plans?

Previously on Survivor, Grace won immunity after lying to Kyle

Princess Leia, we've chosen to test our Death Star, planet blower upper gun

Prisoner transfer from cell block 1138.

Pull the car around. Come on, let's go.

Put it down for a sec. My fingers are killing me.

Quagmire, are you nuts? This is a men's club.

Quagmire, tell that story about the girl with the inside out anus.

Quagmire, we're only gonna be in Martha's Vineyard for a couple days.

Quagmire!

Question number two. Complete this sentence.

Quickly! Quickly! Quickly! Run fast! Run fast! Quickly!

Quiet, everybody, this is it.

Quiet, mustache!

R2?

Read the inside of my butt.

Ready to put my love on the line

Ready to take a chance again

Ready.

Really glad I risked my life and everything.

Really, Brian? Card tricks? That's gonna close the deal with this woman?

Really?

Really? I don't hear it.

Really? That doesn't sound good.

Really? Well, thanks a lot, Mr. Pewterschmidt

Really? Well, there's a lot more body hair where that came from.

Really? What's it like? 'Cause I have no idea.

Really? Would you care to place a wager on that?

Really?Did he like it?

Regarding its practices by a very brave cow.

Remember that time I was Robin Williams' jumping off point?

Remember when Alex P. Keaton lost his girlfriend?

Right after we had that big fight when I said, "I wish you were dead,"

Right away, Mr. Pewterschmidt, sir

Right before I never saw her again.

Right now he's upstairstalking to Meg.

Right now, in high school, by these lockers.

Right on the refrigerator. That way, we'll get to see it every day.

Right, so I gotmy hand gun

Right?

Rob?

Roll 'em up.

Run inside and get mea pair of scissors.

Running all around like achicken with its head cut...

Rupert, I've been all talk. So much time wasted.

Said she'd give me an over under for 60 bucks. Got gipped.

Said the same thing about that Bill Murray elephant movie...

Same song. Here we go.

Save yourself, serve yourself

Say hi to Cleveland for me. Oh, and Mr. Weed.

Say ho!

Say what, what!

Say, can you do me a favor? You see that fire extinguisher there?

Say, Michael, can you do me a favor? You see that fire extinguisher there?

Say, that's a lot easier than eating 17 bowls!

Says it's a smart investment. But what does he know? He's only *******.

Scooter, how come we'venever met you before?

Screw off. I don't want anything to do with you or your damn laws.

See that bulge down there, Brian? What is that? What is it?

See the way I'm twisting it? Turn it that way from your end.

See what all the buzz is about?

See, look at this... Oh, boy.

See, look, Meg. He just walked out on you

See, that wasn't so bad, was it?

See, the mailbox is like a time portal.

See, there you go. I just poked a huge hole in your logic.

See, this bird knows what I'm talking about.

See, this isn't so bad.

See? Little bear?

See? We had a plan for that all along.

Seems lazy, doesn't it?

Sex Having High School.

Shall I tell you something?

She answered the ad.

She can be a realbitch in the morning.

She could not even handle this simple task.

She does nothing but give and give and give...

She got a worse deal than that no armed baseball player, Bucky LaGrange.

She has feelings, you know,

She looks like a really hot Tim Russert. Right?

She said "Obi Wan Kenobi".

She said no. Should we still do it?

She said she's going straight from the spa right back to Europe.

She should've handed out cigars after that one.

She was in A Beautiful Mind, and I've got to say,

She was the greatest girl I ever met, and I blew it.

She's done a fine job creating a child friendly environment...

She's gone.

She's hired, she's hired! What do you think of it?

She's in there right now, taking a nap underwater.

She's my only daughter, Lois. She needs to be protected,

Shh, shh, shh.

Shh. Shh. Shh. It's okay. It's okay.

Shiny. Gooey. Stretchy. Fun.

Shoot it again!

Shoot me.

Should we get started on the upper level?

Shut up, Brian.

Shut up, Brian. It relieves the pain of mustachelessness.

Shut up, Meg.

Sir, we've got a man down.

Sir, why are you riding your ten speed in the rain?

Sir, you are correct.

So a lot of tension with Peter lately, huh?

So anyway, I says, "Forget the dental plan, forget sick leave, I just want a railing."

So are we just gonna sit here and talk, or are we gonna do it?

So come on down

So did I. Hey, you feel like grabbing something to eat?

So far, you've failed everything,

So get ready...

So I brought along Michael McDonald to help us out.

So I convinced this minister to do the job, but the joke's on Nathan...

So I got the Iron Giant

So I rushed back to Quahog, and here I am.

So I thought you might appreciate it.

So I threw him against the wall, that's where he died.

So I turned to Lois and I says, "You want to get an abortion here?

So I wanna lay down a few ground rules.

So I was just running a simulation to find out exactly how killing her

So I'll just be here making sandwiches for when you guys get back.

So I'm going to have to pay for these comic books with my poo.

So I'm gonna assume there's no one in there.

So it would only be till Monday...

So it's all out in the open now, isn't it?

So it's third floor.

So just one more time.

So let's have another cup o' coffee And let's have another piece o'pie!

So now you're interested in Stewie?

So please come see me on Route 2 in Weekapaug.

So say good morning

So still no luck on the girlfriend, huh?

So stupid.

So take my family's luggage to their rooms,

So that's what this is all about.

So the shower's just running with no one in there?

So there's something I want you to know.

So to all of you salad eating homosexuals,

So to get out of here, I just make a left out of the driveway...

So we take each other's hand

So we turned around and went home and two and a half months later,

So we're calling it ours and taking it anyway.

So what you're saying is we've got a homicidal baby on our hands.

So you are here to take out my daughter. What are your intentions?

So you can help pay for school supplies

So you do go all the way.

So you do know the show.

So you finally did it, huh?

So you got your reward and you're leaving, is that it?

So you think the Empire's gonna fall, man?

So, Disney, ABC, ESPN, Touchstone... These would all be things to avoid.

So, do you maybe want to go in the other room?

So, do you really think you're suited to be

So, Dylan, um...

So, give me the good news

So, how would this work in bed?

So, I created his American equivalent, Rapid Dave

So, I'm a Leo and your ad said that you're a Cancer?

So, I'm shaving last night at this make out party.

So, let's see, um...

So, like, you see a hot girl,

So, listen, we're gonna want to be leaving now.

So, Luke, what brings your muscly arms out this way?

So, me and Lois are driving up to Vermont to get this abortion...

So, Obi Wan, we meet again.

So, Peter, any luckfinding your wallet?

So, uh, now, let meunderstand this,

So, um...

So, what are we gonna do about this?

So, what are we supposed to do?

So, what happened, sport? Come on. Talk to your pal, Stewie.

So, what happened?

So, what happenedto James Woods?

So, what kind of stuff do you like to do and junk?

So, what you're saying is that what you experienced

So, why exactly do you want this separation?

So, yeah, you twist it clockwise.

So, you got the wool cap on, huh? Yeah.

So, you here for the Death Star assault?

Social Security card, passport,title to the house.

Social Security card,American Express

Society wants your pants to be intact, but you're just not gonna listen, are you?

Some day, I'll get off this rock and fight the Empire.

Some gum or cotton candy or a stuffed animal?

Some nice Cracker Barrel Cheddar,

Some of them are bound to be similar.

Somebody told me he goes down to Home Depot

Somebody's been usingyour credit card.

Someone just cleaned that floor

Someone was in the pod. The tracks go off in this direction.

Someone who rented a speedboat must've left it there.

Something I should've done a very long time ago.

Sometimes I have to poop for a long time.

Sometimes, I feel more useless than the head of the maid's union.

Sorry to bother you, but we have a fugitive baby on our hands

Sorry, Dad!

Sorry, lost my wallet.

Sorry, Peter. Even we're getting into it.

Sorry, private party tonight.

Sorry, you look sort of like someone from...

Sorryto interrupt.

Sounds good to me.

Sounds like you need a roommate.

Soup Strainer, Lip Whiskers, and, until recently, Giant Horse Vagina,

Sperm whales and seamen.

Squeeze, squeeze.

Stand aside, I got to get my girl back.

Starting by proving that you were on that cruise ship

Stay away from my daughter, you possible rapist!

Stay out of the cat box.

Stewie, for God's sake, they know we're here.

Stewie, how long you been all messed up and evil like this?

Stewie, Peter and Lois aren't taking you with them. They've already boarded.

Stewie, we've been playing for half an hour.

Stewie, what the hell are you doing?

Stewie, what the hell was that?

Stewie, why are you nude?

Stewie, you killed him! He's dead!

Stewie, you shouldn't actually even be alive, you sniveling little creep.

Stewie, your reign of terror has come to an end.

Stewie? What the hell are you... How did you get here?

Stewie. Hey. What's up?

Stick around...

Sticky. Yummy. Bouncy. Fun.

Stitch is going to do a skating duet with Sebastian, the crab.

Stop calling me that.

Stop it! Stop it! Get off my husband!

Stop mocking me!

Stop that ship. Blast 'em.

Stop whining, Luke, and come have some blue milk.

Stop. Not so fast, y'all. You think you can just up and run away, you crazy.

Strap yourselves in. I'm jumping to light speed.

Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!

Stupid face painter's apparently never heard of Darth Maul.

Stupid story.

Suddenly I'm not so fat.

Support me in these moments. I'm hurt. I lost my buddy.

Sure is swell of youto have me over.

Sure, Peter.Joe!

Sure, Zac. Anything for you.

Sure. Sounds good.

Sweet!

Sweet. I could do that.

Sweet. We're gonna have a real raging time.

Sweetheart, that's incredible! And it only took five minutes?

Sweetie, what's wrong?

Ta da

Take 'em off.Right down to the poop sack.

Take a couple out of the bin we can't find matches for.

Taking all the good jobs away from Americans.

Taxi!

Tea bags?

Tee hee. I lied. I was a princess the whole time.

Tell him, " Ha ha ha, just kidding about the handsome thing."

Tell me with the rapture and the reverent in the right, right

Tell Uncle Owen not to tell you that your father is Darth Vader.

Tell you what. Go up to my jewelry box, take my gold jewelry.

Than 72 virgins waiting in heaven for a suicide bomber.

Than bullfrogs on vacation in Ethiopia.

Than having James Bradyat a cocktail party.

Than working hard and lusting after big asses?

Thank God. We're saved.

Thank you

Thank you very much.

Thank you, Brian. I'm glad you shared that with me.

Thank you, Tricia. Some local residents have even been evacuated

Thank you. How are you?

Thank you. Thank you very much.

Thank you. This was my brother's. He died of leukaemia. How do you feel now?

Thank you. We're the Cantina Band. If you have any requests, shout 'em out.

Thank you. Where am I gonna go next?

Thanks for the sex, early '90s printer.

Thanks to the information in this R2 unit provided by Princess Leia,

Thanks, Andy. I had a great time, too.

Thanks, Dad

Thanks, Dad.I feel better.

Thanks, Joe.

Thanks, old buddy.

Thanks, Ollie. And now Part Two.

Thanks.

That Alderaan was in possession of weapons of mass destruction.

That bastard! That was my idea!

That car is coming up awfully fast.

That does look like Peter's handwriting.

That dwarf!

That good enough? Gold bread good enough for your Dylan?

That I keep upscale porn magazines out in the open,

That I never filled out the paperwork to make you a citizen.

That is enough!

That is fantastic. Terrific work. So no weaknesses at all?

That is hilarious, but, Carl, I want you to hire my sister back.

That is just what I was going to say.

That is just what I was going to... His day off...

That is the worst title I've ever heard.

That is why we risk everything to come here

That kid's a sociopath.

That killer baby from the trial's gone missing.

That little rat looking thing just got ate! Damn, nature, you scary.

That makes a great stocking stuffer. We call it the Must Stash.

That means "thank you" in my new language I'm inventing.

That movie gave me an opportunity to take an Airstream across the country...

That one was true.

That perhaps there may exist some mild discontent amongst some of you

That Peter took out a life insurance policy on Lois right before she went missing?

That property is in a prime location 20 minutes to the beach, same to downtown.

That ruin my father in law's social occasions,

That skinny chicken!

That something that interests you?

That son of a bitch.

That son of a bitch. He's a killer, like Bernie Goetz.

That sounds nice.

That there is a 90% chance that I am poorly educated,

That thing come by my house, I'll kill it.

That was a guy. That was Philip Seymour Hoffman.

That was a lovely dinner. I saved all my scraps in a bag for you.

That was beautiful, Brian.

That was Lost In Your Eyes by Debbie Gibson

That was so awesome!

That was so humiliating

That was your manoeuvre moving slightly to the left?

That when Frost speaksof birch trees,

That won't benecessary.

That would look terrible we gotta think about resale.

That you will see the need for change,

That'd be hilarious.

That'll be all for today.

That'll befive dollars.

That'll tell us where Stewie might have gone

That's a good song.

That's a goodquestion, Peter.

That's a great idea, Brian.

That's a mighty full sack you're carrying.

That's all part of your diabolical plan to humiliate her.

That's an understatement, Brian. He's been incredibly thoughtless lately.

That's as important as what's going on right here,

That's because you yelled!

That's better!

That's better.

That's disgusting.

That's enough, Dad!

That's fair.

That's gonna be my ringtone. Quagmire, call me.

That's gonna get me through the rest of this yard work.

That's great.God, Dave sounds great.

That's hilarious. You should e mail that to me.

That's how I felt at that Grateful Dead show.

That's how I found out he was a white supremacist.

That's how it happened. And that Lois was no saint, either.

That's it, spread that butter, with the Force.

That's it? That was sex? What a rip off. I should sue her.

That's Jared's mom. Her husband died in a wreck.

That's like going to a strip club on a Tuesday afternoon.

That's Long John Peter to you, porthole.

That's never happenedto me before.

That's no moon. It's a space station.

That's not right, right?

That's not true, Brian. I remember 9/11.

That's not very nice, Brian.

That's not what I said. I said, "There ain't a pack of menthols on this planet."

That's okay, Chris. You're a good boy following the law.

That's one of the sequels!

That's right, I'm paying Mr. Lickity Self's half of the rent.

That's right. To hell with you all. I am who I am.

That's so weird. It smells like there's a cat, but I bet there's no cat.

That's the first indicator of a serial killer.

That's the movie Iron Eagle.

That's the way I wanna go.

That's the worst thing that'shappened to me since...

That's what. No, but seriously,

That's why we can get it for a steal, Brian.

The abortionist has one hand. Missing hand on the abortionist.

The Adventures of Haskell: The Mystery Horse.

The Asian guy who cuts in front Of every single line

The audition's not till 3. Don't jinx it.

The carnival with Rupert.

The category is "type of pet. " Herbert put Cambodian.

The cedarsrepresent society.

The CIA. What the hell are we doing here?

The Clam's the only place we got to get away from the women.

The courage lies with a man who has the guts

The direction was excellent, but I was very disappointed that she...

The end.

The entire world will be subject to my whims.

The first floor is mostly men's stuff, and there's a Lady Foot Locker there.

The first thing we're gonna dois get you a perfect fake I.D.

The following laws will go into effect immediately.

The force field is down! Go! Now!

The Force is strong with this one.

The fourth guy in our group, Buzz Killington?

The Fruit Punch Reader.

The Gathering. Wanna join?

The girl you date who doesn't get The jokes in Caddyshack

The girl you used to have a crush on.

The guy who watchedThe Simpsons Back in 1994

The hell with that. Let's see what's behind this door.

The homing beacon is safely on board the Millennium Falcon.

The important thing is that you stood up for me,

The last windowof the World Trade Center.

The left half of his body is completely paralyzed.

The man the authorities came to blame

The McBurgertown franchise suffered a publicity setback today

The minute Lois walks through that door, you're gonna forget all about it,

The next person you see. The very next person you see.

The night goes into morning

The night Lois disappeared.

The one opposite Leonardo DiCaprio.

The only job I could find was for a phone sex line, and I sucked at it.

The only reason I hung out with you guys is that I was crippled and you were lazy.

The only thing remaining is the oral test, which I will administer here

The overprivileged drunk ones, not the socially responsible dead ones.

The place is packed.

The plans are stored inside this R2 unit.

The police. Looks like I got some explaining to do.

The prizes for games of chance would all be bananas.

The problem now is that these people are expecting a show.

The question is, Brian,

The refrigerator can't hurt me. Okay?

The runners will score and a cascade of '"boos '"rain down from the stands,

The sad thing is, I already did, years ago.

The same wayhe did, Peter.

The slogan is, " You must stash your Must Stash in the mustache."

The spirit of Massachusetts Is the spirit of America

The spirit of the red, white and blue

The spirit of what's old And what's new

The stuffy parents from Dirty Dancing. Right, guys?

The summer sun's calling my name

The urgency

The walls are closing.

Then he flopped around a little on the floor.

Then I'll have it made, like the Monopoly guy.

Then I'm gonna strip her down and tie her to the bed.

Then that means youcan be James Woods.

Then we heard that there was this drill and she told me there was no way.

Then when I hear that car coming up the driveway, I go berserk.

Then you just need to go talk to her and tell her exactly how you feel.

Then you're not being fair to her.

Then, there was that date I had with that stick figure.

There are gonna be so many folks coming at you to slow you down,

There are stormtroopers all over the place. Shouldn't we be getting outta here?

There he is now!

There is nothing that'll ever happen in the rest of our lives

There is, Peter. In fact, we are preparing our Cinco de Mayo celebration.

There she is.

There was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled.

There was some weird stuffgoing on over there today.

There we go. I made a swan. Stewie's a good leader.

There you are. That's just the kind of can do spirit that built this nation.

There you go. You're good.

There's gotta be some clue in here

There's Joe. Say, "Joe, I think you're cool."

There's Mickelson's wife. God, is she hot.

There's no blood flow to it. It's just... It's just dead cow meat.

There's no doubt anymore. Peter murdered his wife.

There's nothing to do downtown.

There's nothing to talk about. I've outgrown you, Bonnie.

There's nothing wrong with it. Our kids eat...

There's nothing wrong with me. I'm no different than any other guy.

There's recycling under the sink in the kitchen.

There's someone I've wanted you to meet for a long time.

There's something I want to talk to you about.

There's something stuck in this R2 unit.

There's spaghetti and meatballs, powdered donuts and bubblegum.

There's the blonde who tells you loudly With a voice just like a knife

There's the foul smelling boy Who comes to school in camouflage

There's the guy behind the news reporter Waving like a fool

There's the guy who sits beside you And keeps farting on the plane

There's the problem. The ratio be terrible. It's a total mast fest in here.

There's the white kid With the baggy clothes

There's two suns and no women what the hell am I supposed to do?

These are the only ones we have in stock that aren't hilarious.

These problems matter

These turn of the century business jokes doing anything for you?

They appreciate mefor who I am.

They are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take him away

They charge me 90 bucks a day to keep Brian here.

They have birdwatching, wine tasting, horseback riding.

They have killed a great many of us, including my beloved wife.

They just take one DVD a month from the house they're cleaning

They made three sequels!

They played one of my audience requests.

They still got that new leg smell.

They stink of good cheer, Lois. Ha ha.

They took her to be, uh, slightly cold, unapproachable, so they put me in there

They were about to get engaged.

They were like, " We need a good looking guy with a great ass and tight abs...

They'd none of them be missed

They'd none of them be missed They'd none of them be missed

They'd none of them be missed!

They're a vital part of our society.

They're always trying to get away from us.

They're coming too fast.

They're just out there begging to be touched, pleading.

They're making the best of it.

They're not gonna get me without a fight.

They're right in front of you. Which cabinet are you looking at?

They're still angry at how you behaved at our wedding.

They's gonna be, like, "We was wrong about Stewie."

Things an umbrella would say.

Thinking about your sideburns?

This could be love

This country needs more immigrants

This country used to welcome our kind with open arms,

This court finds

This door is locked. Move on to the next one.

This guy Bernie Goetz shot a bunch of muggers on the subway.

This guy may look harmless on the outside,

This guy's screaming and waving his arms around.

This is a bigger disaster than Jack Black's last movie.

This is a favorite by Men at Work.

This is a good sweater!

This is a song I wrote last summer. It's called Water.

This is all your fault, McBurgertown.

This is disgusting. It smells, it's falling apart,

This is even better than they said it was in the brochure.

This is fantastic! I'm completely off the hook.

This is fantastic.

This is fantastic. Nobody suspects a thing.

This is fun.

This is gonna be great. A whole evening with Lois.

This is Han Solo. I'll be keeping you company for the next few hours on the midnight shift.

This is how a patriot dresses, Lois.

This is it, Brian.

This is just, like, logistical stuff. I'll check that later.

This is Lois, Peter's wife.

This is my good arm. Bring the beer over here!

This is Parker, Quentin, and Portland.

This is Scooter.

This is so humiliating.

This is so weird, because just today I was thinking

This is stupid. I want to talk about vaginas!

This is the evidence you've been looking for!

This is the story of Star Wars.

This isn't The Price Is Right.

This must be the McBurgertown slaughterhouse.

This oil bath is gonna feel so good.

This one. Didn't I warn you, right? Right?

This party's worse than a Mexican funeral.

This puts me in a tough spot.

This resort offers wonderful amenities.

This rope was a lot longer, andnow it's somehow gotten shorter.

This Saturday night at Anal Point?

This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.

This Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!

This terminal will allow me to take command of the satellites

This trial is called to order.

This Tuesday on Lifetime,

Those are my clothes.

Those idiots have done nothing but hang out in that stupid shed

Those people are bad, and I'm gonna prove it to the world.

Three minutes to minimum safe distance.

Till death or a giant explosion do you part?

To a friend of mine in Washington, and he can push your paperwork through.

To America's most hated pariah.

To assert my status as dominant male of the pride.

To bring down this company.

To counterbalance Jodie Foster

To get the Death Star plans to my father on Alderaan.

To get the same nutritional value in one bowl of Total?

To go on a boat ride without me.

To hang out with those new douche bags.

To help him rescue his father.

To make sure all our personnel are legal citizens.

To Quahog Stadium for their own protection.

To remove this trespasserfrom my home?

To say no to a fast food restaurant and eat a salad instead.

To say, '"I will eat this salad with pride. I don't care if I look like a gay person. '"

To show for it

To testify publicly about these atrocities?

To the Hydrox Arena this Sunday, Sunday!

To those she loved, she exuded strength, life, laughter and light.

Tom, residents all over Quahog have been affected by the heavy rains,

Tonight's movie presentation is brought to you by Sanka.

Top... men.

Tracy Flannigan.

Tracy wants Dylan back. Don't you want Dylan back, Tracy?

Tricking her should be easier than escaping from Canadian Alcatraz.

Turn the oven to 350 at 5:15. I heard it!

Two crafty dwarves in your house, after your daughter?

Two friends building a house together.

Uh huh.

Uh oh, overflow, population common group, but it'll do

Uh oh.

Uh, but but, let... just,lemme just ask you this, Lois

Uh, for example, uh,Kate Moss and I

Uh, hello.I was there, see?

Uh, meat loaf, Pe...I mean, Scooter.

Uh, no, it's got to betwo syllables.

Uh, Peter's getting in the car.

Uh, thanks. So where are you from?

Uh, Tracy? Tracy Flannigan?

Uh, what's yours?

Uh, yeah. It's me.

Uh, yes, I'd like to rentthis copy of Garden State.

Uh...

Uh... hello, Scooter.

Uh... Okay, you just want me to spray the water at the fire and try to put it out?

Um, okay... Dad.

Um...

Uncle Owen?

Under all her fingernails.

Under your matriarchal tyranny.

Unfortunately, I was suffering from total amnesia

Unfortunately, life in a slaughterhouse is no laughing matter.

Unless you been messing around with their wife or girlfriend.

Unless you don't have the balls.

Until I'm hoarse with rage.

Until they have a respectable collection

Until you have a child... Until you have a child...

USA!

Use the Force, Luke.

Use the Force.

Valerie Bertinelli in...

Valerie Bertinelli stars in a Lifetime original movie.

Wait a minute, Brian. Nathan Lane is right.

Wait a minute, Dad.

Wait a minute, hang on, everybody.

Wait a minute, kids.

Wait a minute, maybe that's the answer.

Wait a minute, Peter.

Wait a minute, they're Sand People, all right. I can see one of 'em now.

Wait a minute, what am I saying?

Wait a minute,you're not James Woods.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute. Butlers are supposed to be fancy and well mannered.

Wait a minute. Hang on a second. Who's that?

Wait a minute. What about that nice old man who lives up the street?

Wait a minute. You could've drugged this.

Wait a minute...

Wait, he was either wounded or killed. I don't remember.

Wait, if you haven't started feeding it, why'd you ask me if I could see it?

Wait, look at this.

Wait, wait, hang on a second. Are you saying there's more to being Mexican

Wait, wait. Let me get our general manager.

Wait, what are you doing?

Wait, what are you doing? It is not his fault.

Wait. Do dwarves grant wishes?

Wait. If I go in there, I could get hurt.

Wait... You didn't want to move in with me?

Waiting for her to turn over.

Walk inside with me, Brian.

Wanting to see what sex is like with a big person. Huh?

Was he bigger than me?

Was it a red card?

Was she hot in it?

Was somebody looking for a son with a bright new path to adulthood...

Wasn't that awesome? Please agree with me that, that was awesome.

Wasted it like the Osmond family wastes water.

Watch this. Hey, Brian. What would you do if Dylan fell out a window?

Water feels good on my skin. It's cool, refreshing,

Way awesome. I myself drank like 5 liters of beer.

We are going to that concert.

We are gonna have a fun time.

We are gonna have sex at some point!

We are gonna patrol the borders and keep this town as clean as a ******* porno.

We are so sorry.

We both go to Heaven! Seventy two virgins!

We can put you at the scene

We can't just keep eating into our savings.

We could tell stories. Dad, tell the story about when I was born.

We didn't have sex.

We don't allow hatsat the dinner table.

We don't have anything in common. It's best if you get out of this house

We don't know him. Maybe he's not even a boy.

We find Peter Griffin guilty of murder in the first degree.

We fix it up and sell it for a huge profit.

We got halfway home with the afterbirth, then had to go back and swap it for Meg. The end.

We got lmperial cruisers on our tail.

We got to get Joe back.

We got wasted at the bar and he ended up asking me to marry him.

We gotta find out what cell this princess is in.

We had the radio on, and they were talking about some goofy stuff.

We had what Joe calls sex.

We have a new product in our mustache catalog

We have to go to that concert.

We have to talk about every scene, man.

We interrupt this program to bring you a special message

We interrupt to bring you grim news out of LaGuardia airport...

We just decided to have a little girls' night out.

We just want the old you back. That's all.

We keep running out for some reason.

We know that you killed Lois.

We may be leaving Martha's Vineyard...

We need more cars

We need your help again.

We need your help! Take this hose!

We now go live to Ollie Williams recapping the events

We now have news that Lando Calrissian

We now return to

We now return to Damn, Nature, You Scary! on BET.

We now return to Jack Black in The Unconventional Butler.

We now return to Sunday Golf on CBS.

We return to Busy Business Lady Whose Life is Missing Something...

We set a cap, you jerk.

We should be able to mount a successful offensive on the Death Star.

We should come up with a totally bogus rumor about a celebrity.

We should go just as a goof.

We should march in there and remind them that they have wives.

We were able to clear the stomach obstruction. It was a used diaper.

We were just establishing our friendship.

We won! We won! Do it again. Now I want a pink one.

We'll get you a wand, a top hat and a cape.

We'll let you know if there's any change in your daughter's condition.

We'll see to it that no child ever receives these...

We'll select the legs most suited to your body from our inventory of donors.

We're both inthe back room, slam bang.

We're gonna settlethis like men.

We're gonna take the cushions off, unscrew the legs, take the mattress out,

We're here as a family, and we're going to live as a family

We're looking for this baby. Have you seen him?

We've sunk all of our money into this place.

Welcome back to the, uh,program, ladies and gentlemen.

Welcome home, asshole!

Welcome to the wonderful world of magic. Hope I don't get AIDS.

Well done, you barnacle munching scallywiggers.

Well, a lot of times when Peter and I are having sex, I feel suffocated.

Well, as I said, Peter just promised that I...

Well, at least it didn't end like The Sopranos,

Well, Brian, a son. How about that?

Well, Brian, it's beena productive week.

Well, Brian, you've lost your bet.

Well, by God, Brian, we're murderers.

Well, by that logic, Lois, it can't be that difficult to nail Lindsay Lohan.

Well, Chris, there may be more lap sitting than there's been,

Well, contribute to pointing your gun at that door.

Well, Dad, thanks for keeping us entertained. That was a great story.

Well, Dave, I havea hilarious new movie

Well, Dave's allergic.Dave!

Well, didn't you just get a ticket for running a red light?

Well, folks, that's the news, and I am out of here.

Well, for your information, I don't want a big penis.

Well, get pissy if you want, Mom

Well, go see that movie and absorb its message,

Well, goodbye phone in the bathroom, but I still don't like Meg dating that boy!

Well, gosh, Mom, I'll sure try. Poor Meg.

Well, he convulsed a lot and fell off the operating table.

Well, heh, looks like I am free. Hey, you know what might be fun?

Well, hello, sleepyhead. I'm Michael.

Well, here goes.

Well, here's thegood news, Brian.

Well, honestly, no.

Well, hopefully, they would have enjoyed the ride.

Well, how about Full House buys you a ride in a limo,

Well, how many library assistants did they pick?

Well, I am gonna change. You hear me, Meg?

Well, I am gonna make sure people like that stay out of Quahog from now on.

Well, I can't do sex, but I can give you a stick job.

Well, I don't know what you mean by that, but how about that Cameron, huh?

Well, I don't want to be your guilty burden, Brian!

Well, I got to tell you, Brian, I'm relieved to hear you say that.

Well, I guess everything's back to normal

Well, I guess I'll go bull's eye some womp rats in my T 16.

Well, I guess if Brian gets sick again.

Well, I guess so.

Well, I guess this is good bye.

Well, I guess we'll just take our millions of dongs elsewhere.

Well, I haven't seen him since this morning, and I...

Well, I just take a lot of pride in what I do.

Well, I know two people who'll take my side on this.

Well, I locked youin a wooden crate

Well, I mean, technically it's yours, but we don't feel like you deserve it,

Well, I mean, there's this little hole

Well, I mean, when two grownups love each other very much...

Well, I really enjoy some of the music...

Well, I see some bantha tracks, but I don't see any...

Well, I suppose I could look her up. I wonder if she'd even wanna see me.

Well, I suppose if you imagine it like a parking space that you think,

Well, I think that's awful that Rob Schneider does that.

Well, I think you should, Brian. She's beautiful, she's funny,

Well, I think you've been wonderful. Like when you took her to that new movie,

Well, I used to live in the city, but I decided moving here

Well, I wanna go out with Michael.

Well, I'd say the Men's Club inaugural ball is a huge success.

Well, I'll give you that one.

Well, I'm gonna expose you for what you are.

Well, I'm in this relationship and it doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

Well, I'm living life before the cancer I have kills me, so I don't mind the rain.

Well, I'm not saying an abortion per se, but maybe you just drink and smoke a lot.

Well, I'm sure you can come up with some excuse to see her at the vet.

Well, I'm taking a sabbatical to focus on my pottery.

Well, I've got a way thatyou can eat all you want

Well, if you hire Meg back, maybe I'll have an opinion.

Well, if you really mean that...

Well, in that scenario, it sounds like

Well, it seems his lungs are completely filled...

Well, it sounds like she does. And if you're never going to get serious,

Well, it's actually Brian I need to talk to you about.

Well, it's just another life experience, I guess.

Well, kid, I guess this is goodbye.

Well, kids, enjoy yourselves. Cinco de Mayo is as Mexican as it gets.

Well, listen... I need disposable diapers, but it looks like you're out.

Well, Lois, I am sorry for snapping at you earlier.

Well, Lois, I got the cake.

Well, Lois, life can surprise you if you open your mind a little.

Well, look, Brian, as your friend...

Well, maybe I could talk to Carl and get you a job here.

Well, maybe they'd never know it's gone.

Well, Meg, the best thing you can do is be honest.

Well, Meg, you got your job back.

Well, men, the Quahog Men's Club is complete.

Well, Mr. Stoneberg, in a nutshell, the cat put me outside.

Well, no longer. Lois is a dead woman.

Well, no more! Lmmigrants built this country,

Well, no offense to you, Meg...

Well, not to get technical, sir, but you are the bastard.

Well, now that you mention it...

Well, oh, okay. Peter, you want to go see Disney On Ice?

Well, once by accident when he was in the military.

Well, our top story continues to be the fall of actor James Woods,

Well, Peter, I realized over the last few days

Well, Peter, if you want, you can have my ticket.

Well, Peter, there have been a lot of changes in Joe's life,

Well, see you guys later. I got to go buy hot dogs.

Well, send me the crap to hell

Well, Shelley Boothbishop isn't about to let you over egg this pudding.

Well, sort of. I mean, we planned that lunch two weeks ago.

Well, Stewie, you got the best of me on this one.

Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at.

Well, thank God I'm full of Play Doh.

Well, that seems odd.

Well, that sounds like a good job for an immigrant.

Well, that works out perfectly, because I can hurt you.

Well, that's a shame, because I watched Event Horizon last night.

Well, that's awful nice, Peter. What's the occasion?

Well, that's cool.

Well, that's disappointing. I needed that boost today.

Well, that's impossible!

Well, that's it, Brian.

Well, that's it.

Well, the only girl I know is my sister, and she sucks.

Well, the trail is pretty cold by now,

Well, then I got to say, I have lost a lot of respect for you, Brian.

Well, then what the hell does "safari" have to do with it?

Well, there goes my smile.

Well, there is a highly experimental new procedure.

Well, there's a numberof ways, Chris.

Well, there's only so many voices in the world,

Well, they all do eventually. Except for Noriega.

Well, this is pretty awkward.

Well, this isn't quite right, is it?

Well, this was a lot of effort for nothing.

Well, to be honest, Lois...

Well, uh, sorry, Mr. Swanson, I wasn't really talking to you.

Well, we can fix that. Come on, girls, let's dance.

Well, we can't just turn him away, Brian. After all, he is family.

Well, we could light some candles and read.

Well, we should wrap this up. You're getting wet.

Well, we're not in the same place we were. That ought to confuse 'em.

Well, well, in mine, one of the World War II guys is Japanese,

Well, well.

Well, well. Princess Leia.

Well, what about Cleveland?

Well, what do you know about that?

Well, what do you want to do about the breasts?

Well, which is it? I can work with either.

Well, will you go over there

Well, yeah, but double ten people is 20 people.

Well, yeah, but, Brian...

Well, yeah, you didn't think Brian meant for me to go with him, did you?

Well, yes, I have a baby...

Well, yes, I suppose, to the untrained eye, that's what it would look like

Well, you came and you gavewithout taking

Well, you can play innocent all you want.

Well, you created this mess, and you have to help him fix it.

Well, you haven't heardwhat the movie's about.

Well, you kind ofhad it coming.

Well, you know what they say, write what's in your heart.

Well, you know what, I'm rambling.

Well, you know what?

Well, you know what? You're gonna have to explain it to me again,

Well, you know, Lois, you mean a lot to me.

Well, you need to just lay it on the line with him.

Well, you should bring some of them in here.

Well, you're here, Lois, that's enough for me.

Well, you're right, about the **** part, but I'm sorry, you still do have cancer.

Well, you've come to the right place. I'm Han Solo, captain of the Millennium Falcon,

Well, you've effectively ended my reign of coolness, haven't you?

Well...

Well... It doesn't matter. What are you getting your dad for his birthday?

Were you down at that hotel bar all night again?

What a family.God, it's good to see you

What a joke.

What a joyous family reunion. Isn't this great, Brian?

What a slut.

What am I gonna do, Brian?

What am I wearing? A hat and glasses.

What are we gonna do? Quagmire's busy, and Joe and Bonnie are out of town.

What are we looking for, Joe?

What are you doing?

What are you guys drinking?

What are you hereto promote, James?

What are you talking about? I thought this was a woman's fantasy.

What are you talking about? I'm not gonna...

What are you talking about? Lois' death was an accident.

What are you talking about?This is my house.

What are you trying to do?

What are you... What are you doing with a gun?

What are your demands?

What can we, as citizens, do about mustache awareness?

What did I comein here for?

What did I ever do to you?

What did I just say? I'm calling the police.

What did I tell you, Peter?

What did you everdo to James Woods?

What did you everdo to me, hmm?

What did you get for a reward, anyway?

What do you care, Lois?

What do you do for a living?

What do you mean? How do you know?

What do you say, we go back to your place for round two?

What do you think is keeping Peter?

What do you think you're doing?

What do you want, Chris?

What does this do?

What else is in the news? Oh, oh, oh, Bernie Goetz, you hear about this?

What exactly are you looking for?

What he just said does not represent the America that I know and love.

What I have done here today is not a courageous act.

What I mean is, I don't want to hold you back.

What if they come in a different door?

What interesting adventure? You don't know.

What is it, Joe? Please tell me Lois is alive.

What is it?

What is that on your head?

What is that?

What is that? 15 minutes of guys playing with Star Wars dolls? "Yay..."

What is this? There's something wrong with the house.

What is your wife's favorite outdoor activity?

What kind of numbers are we talking about here?

What kind of underwear? I don't know.

What part of "Stay 50 yards away at all times" don't you understand?

What Peter?!

What sort of black magicis this?

What the deuce?

What the fuck?

What the hell are you doing here, pansy?

What the hell are you... Stewie, did you...

What the hell did you do?

What the hell do you know about high school?

What the hell does the second part have to do with that?

What the hell is going on here?

What the hell is going on here? Why aren't you people working?

What the hell is that?

What the hell is this? I am not cleaning this up.

What the hell was I thinking? I'm a rapist.

What the hell!

What the hell?

What the hell? Oh, my God. We came out of hyperspace into an asteroid field.

What the hell? What are you people doing in my apartment?

What the hell?Where's my wallet?

What the hell's your problem?

What the helldoes that mean?

What the hellis he doing?

What the Phantom Menace is that guy's problem?

What you crazy girls are gonna do while I'm gone,

What, a droid can't walk down the desert no more?

What, did you come over here to **** my daughter?

What, what, what, what I say what, what

What?

What? But Dad...

What? But, Brian, I thought you wanted to go.

What? But... No, you can't...

What? Hey, come on, that's not fair!

What? I didn't understand that.

What? Is that... Is that a recent film?

What? It's a rundown old house.

What? No, I was just...

What? No, it wasn't.

What? Oh, my God.

What? Over.

What? This property is right above Sunset the value's only gonna go up.

What? What the hell, man? I don't throw away your stuff!

What?!

What?Smell my ass.

What...? Oh, my God, I don't know what I would do.

What's for eats, Mrs. G?

What's that supposed to mean?

What's the matter, Bonnie? Don't you want to dance?

What's wrong with him, doctor?

What's wrong with you?

What's your name, sweetie?

What's your name?

Whee!

When did ReeseWitherspoon get here?

When he left his house that morning.

When I found out that your real father was a drunken Irishman,

When I'm around a pretty girl I get worked up...

When I'm lost in your eyes

When she returns, I'm going to put bamboo splinters

When the band began to play The stars were shining bright

When these thoughts about you and I have crossed your mind...

When this is what, Brian? Over.

When this is what? You gotta finish your sentence. Over

When we get out of here maybe you can show me around your home planet of Alderaan.

When you drive away to go to the market...

When you say it that way, I sound like a douche, but yeah.

When you say USA

When you see the Taliban come over the horizon,

Where are you taking this thing?

Where are you?

Where did Robinson Crusoe go

Where everyone has to prove they're an American, and I need my birth certificate.

Where I managed to get a job at a summer camp for fat kids.

Where it just cut to black in mid...

Where she was killed.

Where the hell am I supposed to... And what is this? "A drum of g**** jam"?

Which calls to mind the question once again,

Which control the world's power grid. Once they're under my control,

Which he promises will be even July ier than the original.

Which I already have!

Which is just what someone who pulled off the perfect murder

Which must have frightened him. His bowels released all over himself.

Which one of you is the lucky bride?

While he masturbates in the shower.

While I'm reading USA Today.

While other people suffer at the hands of my own baby.

While some view the attack as unwarranted, the Empire has obtained proof

While you were away,I tried to do the laundry.

Who almost overnight has gone

Who are gonna make you forget about Jillian.

Who are those guys?

Who are you kidding? You'd pork her for a week, then tire of her.

Who are you to tell me how to run my marriage?

Who cares? You're not gonna kill her anyway.

Who have agreed to bring cookies for next week's punch social.

Who hurt you? Who hurt you?

Who hurt you? Who hurt you? Who hurt you?

Who never take them off are hot, you know?

Who played Mini Me justso I could make you laugh.

Who the hell are you?

Who treated my wounds and carried me to safety.

Who vanished from a cruise ship six days ago.

Who Wants to Marry Corky from "Life Goes On"?

Who was that masked man who saved us?

Who would you rather start a small business with?

Who?

Who's a pilot that's been taken captive by a militant Islamic country.

Who's gonna tell us all about the rain.

Who's hungry?

Who's in the shower? Is it Donny?

Who's talking like he's black

Who's there?

Whoa, someone just yelled themselves out of honey with breakfast.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, what am I doing?

Whoa.

Whoa. That sounds like a pretty big design flaw.

Whoever she is, she sounds like she's in trouble.

Whoever the thief is,he's spending less than my wife.

Whoever's in there won't be getting this giant cheque from Publisher's Clearing House.

Whoo hoo!

Whoo!

Why are we not funding this?

Why are you always way nicer to me when the other rebels aren't around?

Why don't you come to Martha's Vineyard...

Why don't you try seeing each other more often and see if you connect more?

Why in the world would I wanna do that after what you just said?

Why not? Herbert did it.

Why would I even be talking to a chicken?

Why would you hang that up? It looks so tantalising.

Why, with all the two armed youngsters waiting in the minor leagues,

Why, you son of a bitch.

Why? Why? My beautiful Nicole.

Will you go over there and lift her shoulder a little,

Will you go over there behind her

Wipe your shoes on the mat when you come in the house

With a little bit of that fetal crap, and bam! Good old gambling man Peter.

With a seemingly nice, young townie, named Derek.

With all the indignities I've been forced to suffer day in and day out

With Fridayon Saturday night?

With no possibility of...

With some expectation that it could grow into something much more significant,

With the help of my snarky cat lawyer, Meowsy McDermott.

With you Been living with nothing

Wore clothes the entire film.

Work time has begun.

World serves its own needs Listen to your heart bleed

Would be a little more relaxing, a little more manageable,

Would want you to think.

Would you have sex with Cleveland

Would you havethought that was funny?

Would you like to watch My Friend Who Sticks His Penis in a Pie?

Wouldn't mind having him with me next time I go see my mother in law.

Wow, a Maroon 5 CD.

Wow, all this stuff looks pretty good.

Wow, cool.

Wow, Dad, you're up early.

Wow, have you seen Cocktail?

Wow, I guess youare James Woods.

Wow, if he says one more cool thing, he's in.

Wow, look at these men! What class. What grace.

Wow, Meg, you alphabetized all the magazines.

Wow, Peter, I gotta say,

Wow, Peter, you're really becoming quite the patriot.

Wow, she soundslike assla act.

Wow, thanks, G.I. Jose.

Wow, thanks.

Wow, that's a way better present than that buff hamster

Wow, that's exotic.

Wow, these DVD's are only 99 cents apiece.

Wow, this is awesome! And later, I'm gonna go lift free weights in a parking lot!

Wow, three times in a row. You're amazing, Glenn.

Wow, you sure look different than the last time I saw you.

Wow, you were almost in a dirt bike race?

Wow, you're a real doctor?

Wow, you're smart.

Wow.

Wow. This is cool.

Wrong floor stormtrooper church.

WTAT, Tatooine's all talk radio.

Y M C A

Yay! I haven't been in my closet for years.

Yay! I'm part of things, too. Yay!

Yay. Thank you, Biggs.

Yeah, a weird comment in front of all of us.

Yeah, and I can't believe how you stood up to Connie D'Amico for me

Yeah, and I'm sure you have fond memories...

Yeah, be good till we get back, and, Brian, stay out of the cat box.

Yeah, besides, Peter, those companies have huge legal divisions.

Yeah, blah, blah, blah, that's all well and good, Peter.

Yeah, but I love to eat.

Yeah, but this is sort of the opposite.

Yeah, but you hardly did anything. You just started listing lazily to the left.

Yeah, Dave Matthews Live. I'll burn you a copy. Stay cool.

Yeah, everyone in the neighbourhood has one.

Yeah, everything's fine.

Yeah, he is.

Yeah, I got a middle seat, so I'm gonna see if I can switch.

Yeah, I guess. You know, whatever. It's 96 degrees out.

Yeah, I have mine ironically.

Yeah, I haven't been this exhausted since I had that job

Yeah, I hired him for the night.

Yeah, I love a rainy night

Yeah, I mean, "Mandy" is not terrible.

Yeah, I mean, we mainly just sit here in the booth and crack jokes,

Yeah, I remember how you told me you liked terrible music,

Yeah, I should stop you there. I didn't really promise anything.

Yeah, I think I couldgive her a... hand.

Yeah, I'd like to make a deposit. What the hell?

Yeah, I'm calling like you asked.

Yeah, I'm sorry, Joe. I just had one of my Scrubs fantasy moments.

Yeah, I'm telling him

Yeah, if you're in the right mood.

Yeah, in the way that, like, classy women with expensive clothing

Yeah, isn't that a disgusting, absolute fact?

Yeah, it's about 39 minutes, 45 seconds in.

Yeah, it's not bad.

Yeah, just look at all the idiots.

Yeah, let's do it.

Yeah, like six years ago. And I got that ticket...

Yeah, looks like it's in pretty good shape.

Yeah, Meg, he was a bum anyway. You'll find another fella.

Yeah, no kidding.

Yeah, not gonna fly, old man. Thanks, Brian.

Yeah, oh, damn it,he's smothered.

Yeah, okay. Well, can you just give him this flier?

Yeah, seemed like they're all set.

Yeah, she broke up with me.

Yeah, she looks worse than Andy Garcia when he had his conjoined twin.

Yeah, thanks

Yeah, that does sound like fun. I'll go rent Vanilla Sky.

Yeah, that's a good one.

Yeah, that's my couch. Rebel scum.

Yeah, that's what I've always guessed.

Yeah, the opening's okay.

Yeah, they're not landing.

Yeah, they're pretty much... Can I see five one more time?

Yeah, this doesn't seem like much of a party.

Yeah, US of freakin' A. We're number one.

Yeah, we won the battle.

Yeah, we won.

Yeah, well, guess there'snothing you can do about it now.

Yeah, well, in mine, the boy's got to gather all these old World War II pilots

Yeah, yeah, I filled out most of the paperwork, too.

Yeah, yeah, in that sort of "you think you could get her,

Yeah, yeah, it's a Holocaust joke. That's really funny.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you know, so did I. Well, I guess everything's back to normal.

Yeah, you know, we've never really had any extended interaction,

Yeah, you should e mail me that picture.

Yeah, you're five minutes from gone, and you leave with that?

Yeah, you're right. That's what I do. That's my thing.

Yeah!

Yeah! And he was so on that day, so it kind of works on two levels.

Yeah! Mommy's home!

Yeah! That's how we do it in my neighbourhood, bitch.

Yeah! We're starting a rumor!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Get some! Get some! Yeah! Sex! Sex! Sex!

Yeah.

Yeah. Brian's taking me to Disney On Ice.

Yeah. But didn't Robot Chicken already do this three months ago?

Yeah. But I think I'm gonna enjoy this even more.

Yeah. Haircut.

Yeah. I hear Madonna's raising this guy's kid.

Yeah. No, no, no, no. You're not a complete jackass, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, and you got a little tear on your pants, there.

Yeah. Wanna see my Doug Henning?

Yeah. Yeah, I can't wait. How about you?

Yeah. Yeah, you're a bad boy. You're a bad boy.

Yeah. You guys talk about this place all the time. We figured we'd give it a try.

Yeah. You know, Barn, I figured I ought to tell you this.

Yeah. You want anything special?

Yep, it's a mustache kind of morning, Chris.

Yes I do, Gerardo. This great land should be everything to you that it is to me.

Yes, and as a favor to the court,

Yes, and then... What?

Yes, Brian, if you're mean to me, I'll stop paying the rent.

Yes, but theoretically, if someone watched the events

Yes, can I have two tickets?

Yes, I swear it's the truth

Yes, it is. What's the secret password?

Yes, it was 35 years ago today that James Veteran stood up to City Hall

Yes, it was, honey. It was Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Yes, Joe, everything's fine.

Yes, Mom. I love you too, Mom.

Yes, sir, it was a good day for young Peter.

Yes, well, you said I didn't have it in me to kill Lois,

Yes, yes, she'll be humiliated.

Yes. We know, you'revery well read.

Yes. With that nice boy from the hospital. What's the matter?

Yes. Yes.

Yet.

Yo, dawg, I gotta tell you, for me, man, that was not even half good, dude.

You ain't got no hand. You're a little truck.

You and I will be the best brother sister team since Maggie and Jake Gyllenhaal.

You and your delicious hamburgers. I swear, I'll get back at you someday

You are just awful.

You be there too, youlittle piece of stool.

You bet I am. I just had my penis tattooed to look like the space shuttle

You betcha, son. I'm gonna make you some hash browns for breakfast,

You bitch. I'm gonna punch you in the face.

You broke my heart.

You can count on us, Joe.

You can do to himwhat he did to you.

You can hit your friend on the head with it.

You can kiss the lower part of the back of the canister that is my body.

You can ruin him.

You can take me to the skies

You can use Peter's cape from last year's Halloween costume.

You can't hang onto a girlfriend for more than a couple months.

You can't sing. What are you doing, Stewie?

You can't tell me what to do.

You can't win. But there are alternatives to fighting.

You couldn't get Jillian to take you back and she was dumber than Lou Ferrigno.

You couldn't pay me to go to that thing.

You didn't give a damn!

You do not see that these days, you do not see that. I like you.

You don't all weara poop sack?

You don't believe in the Force, do you?

You don't deserve her.

You don't do the budget, Terry. I do.

You don't look Asian.

You don't really think I'm like that, do you?

You don't see Nike or Microsoft or General Motors or Ford or Boeing

You drive my grandmother to doctor's appointment?

You enjoy the movie, baby?

You ever sit on your arm till it falls asleep and then play with yourself

You forget, I'm the one holding the gun, Brian.

You get in the cockpit, and I'll just hang onto this thing as we go.

You get started with this drywall,

You get what you get when you go for it

You girls got The Clam. We got the Quahog Men's Club.

You got any dents you need hammered out?

You got me last Christmas.

You gotta tell me everything that happened.

You guys seem like crazy morons to me.

You guys think that '90s printer looked clean, right?

You had an opportunity to share a beautiful moment with Brian...

You have a point, Griffin. Maybe we should run a company wide check

You have been hurt by somebody, that much is clear.

You have to give your kids both roots and wings.

You have to put your nose in Meg's hat and take an eight second inhale.

You hesitated there. Is there something I should know?

You kids enjoy yourselves, and I'll create some atmosphere.

You kissed me and stopped mefrom shaking

You know he wrote all thoseKentucky Fried Chicken jingles.

You know something? You are absolutely right.

You know that last drill we had? I was about to finally bone my girlfriend,

You know what else is rewarding? Shutting your vag.

You know what the mistake was, moving in together.

You know what, heslipped into my colon.

You know what, I'm gonna take a five minute break.

You know what, Meg? It's all my fault.

You know what, Meg? Why don't you do that?

You know what? I know we have a dangerous job to do here,

You know what? I'll just bring it to him myself.

You know what? I'm gonna put it right here.

You know what? If you don't like it, go on the Internet and complain.

You know what? The hell with both of you. I'm out of here.

You know what's another great movie?

You know what'samazing, Lois?

You know whoPeter is.

You know, Anna, when I first saw you...

You know, boys, we just might make this our regular spot.

You know, Brian, Dylan could have just carpooled with me and the kids.

You know, Brian, if you like my poop going into your mouth...

You know, Connie, look. You're right. I behaved like a fool.

You know, Dad, you're a real jerk

You know, Doctor, you said you were going to cure my cancer,

You know, from before he got all desperate for attention.

You know, I get off at 4.

You know, I guess a dad couldn't ask for more than that.

You know, I just finally figured it out.

You know, I just want to take this opportunity to apologize to you guys.

You know, I'm glad you're finally putting yourself out there.

You know, it it's like,it's like two pies in the face,

You know, it it's real,real old style comedy.

You know, it would mean the world to her if she could get her job back.

You know, it's funny. From this position, I can hear Meg up in her room.

You know, it's remarks like that that started the Holocaust,

You know, Lois, I'm sure you've already figured this out...

You know, Luke, this may be the last time we see each other,

You know, Matthew, I may not ever get another chance to say this..

You know, Meg has really flourished since Lois was murdered.

You know, Michael, my daughter's womb is not a wildfire

You know, my son's birthday party is next weekend.

You know, Scooter,

You know, she was in Leaving Las Vegas in addition to Adventures in Babysitting.

You know, some people saythat's good for your hair.

You know, sometimes, I feel like someone should just

You know, Stewie, you're right. This is not a loss, it's an opportunity.

You know, the Empire's gonna come looking for these droids.

You know, the subway vigilante from the '80s?

You know, there are other options.

You know, when you talk, you sound a lot like my father in law,

You know, you are a catch, young lady. You know that?

You know, you guys can probably go on home.

You know, you really hurt me, Brian. And I can't let you do that again.

You know, you really hurt me, Chris

You know, you're a jackass.

You know, you're not gonna get away with this.

You know, you're not supposedto be in the house, Brian.

You know, your dad's got a birthday coming up.

You leave that to us. Come on.

You let Jillian walk out the door. Stop getting pushed around.

You let the fat man talk you into moving out.

You lied to meabout the poop sack!

You make me physically sick to my stomach.

You mean that thing you just found out about and are now judging me for not believing in?

You might feel like you got a bull's eye on your head.

You might find out he's not so bad.

You might have to help me out with the last 10 or so.

You mind if I ask where we're going?

You mind stopping by tomorrow morning?

You must be exhausted. Come, come. Let's get you to your new home.

You must be the Griffins. I am Gerardo, the head groundskeeper.

You need " a pallet of chocolate covered pretzels"?

You need an act. I'll be your assistant and we'll put on a whole big show.

You need to come in here! Oh! We are gonna have ants!

You need to...

You never know what somebody thinks of you.

You never really feel them love you back, but that's okay

You open fire immediately.

You passive aggressive bitch.

You promised you'd come to lunch with my parents.

You put Febreze on that, scrub it out a bit, it'll look great in your apartment.

You put methrough hell.

You ready fordinner, Peter?

You ready? All right, one, two, three.

You ripped a whole chunk of wall out of the house.

You ruined my reputation.

You said we were going to The Price Is Right.

You saw me here last week. I seemed like a cool dude.

You seem a little, I don't know, quiet tonight

You shot my Homie! I'm calling the police!

You should have sex with somebody else

You should have sex with that crossing guard...

You should just bring it from your own home.

You should look her up.

You should spend the night at my house.

You shouldn't be...

You son of a bitch.

You son of a bitch. You killed Lois!

You still got that bag I gave you?

You still got that bag I gave you? It's gonna be a long ride.

You stole my credit card,you son of a bitch.

You sure are good atmaking fat women hot.

You tell me not to stare at them, and today that's all we're doing?

You think you could get me a room by the pool?

You think you could helpout my friend Meg here?

You told Chris to act like a jerk to this girl?

You took a big riskcoming here, man.

You vitriolic, patriotic, slam, fight

You wanna go out to Anal Point this weekend,

You wanna hearmy interpretation,

You wanna tell me what the fuck that was?

You wear me to keep you dry.

You were right to criticize Meg.

You were so beautiful, and I loved you,

You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

You won't believe what happened.

You won't get awaywith this, Woods.

You wouldn't believe what he did to Meg yesterday.

You wouldn't!

You, a man, are cleaning up a mess made by Anna, a woman...

You'd best go to lunch without me.

You'll do exactly as I say.

You'll feel as bad as I do when I miss the toilet.

You'll feel better in the morning.

You'll get that answer to that question next Saturday.

You'll know soon enough, Brian. The world will know soon enough.

You'll need CIA credentials, Brian. What do you want your alias to be?

You'll never guesswho it was.

You'll never take my cargo.

You'll officially be an American citizen.

You're a disgrace, you know that?

You're a piece of work, you know that? An hour late and you're drunk.

You're a suspect in Lois' murder, that's what's going on.

You're all doing such a great job, I wanted to play you a song I wrote

You're an idiot,you know that?

You're an old man. You don't understand the young people.

You're banning straight to video Disney films?

You're crazy. No, I'm not gonna buy this house with you

You're funny, but I bet a lot of girls tell you that, huh?

You're gonna bitch and moan, and then you're gonna do what you always do.

You're in a lot oftrouble, Griffin! You!

You're just as big a part of this as...

You're just as lovely as you used to be

You're more ofan outdoor dog.

You're not hearing me.

You're not Peter Griffin,you're James Woods.

You're not the first person whose life he's screwed up.

You're not the person I thought you were.

You're one of the worst actors in the history of film

You're Peter Griffin.

You're pregnant, Meg, and there's only one thing to do

You're probably wonderin'why he's in hell.

You're right, you can't hold your kids back. It's like I say:

You're right. I'll change from now on.

You're sitting on my shirt. I gotta put it on this hanger.

You're so fatherly. It really turns me on.

You're so thoughtful!

You're the one thing

You're treating her like a human.

You're weird. Yeah, and you're attractive.

You're welcome.

You've barely spent any time with her at all on this vacation.

You've been a good son, Brian. And I'm sorry you're so sick.

You've changed, Joe, like I did when I went through puberty.

You've checkmated my teenage cynicism!

You've come a long way from hating foreigners.

You've gotta be kitten me!

You've realized, we've been sitting here for 14 hours.

You've really been true to your word about treating Meg better.

You've totally ruined this trip for me.

Your dad told me all about you. You sound like a swell fella.

Your father had a stroke, and it may take him a long time to recover.

Your favorite shirt.

Your head is a cheeseburger.

Your life would've been more miserable than a widow...

Your neighbors will chuckle warmly. Motorists will slow down...

Your pot?

Your powers are weak, old man.

Your wallet's

Yuck.

Zac, just get the hell out of my car!

10.000$

11 paranoia

47 minutes, 16 seconds in.

500$

700$

"Bonerific"? Yeah, it's his catch phrase.

"Neither is your mother's ass." Neither is your mother's ass.

"No, just kidding, you suck." No, just kidding, you suck.

"Queer." Queer.

"that all men are created equal." Except the ****.

A pirate? Oh, cool. You should get a pirate name.

A whole straw penny? Indeed. Follow me.

about a stomach virus. I've seen this. Fast forward.

Achoo. Quiet. Keep it down up there.

Actually, I think I do hear it now. Really?

Ah, my boy wants to know about sex. Came to the right place.

Ah, this is so wonderfully peaceful. Yeah, it really is another world out here.

All I'm trying to do it make an MPEG. All I'm trying to do is tell you to wait.

All right, Doc, I trust you. Good.

All right, I'm in. Perfect!

All right, now, what do I click? Click "Preferences".

All right, so we're gonna plug up that hole? Yeah. Tomorrow, if price is no object.

All right, yes, fine, it's true. Why didn't you say anything?

All right. Honey, I like you,

All right. You ready for school? Yeah. Hey, can I drive today?

All set, Peter. Good.

All wings, check in. Red Three standing by.

all you gotta do is ask. Really? Well, there kind of is one thing.

Am I boring you? No, it's just... Long day.

And a peg leg. And a hook hand.

And have you ever struck your wife? Only in front of the kids

And he hasn't had a hit in ever. In ever, Jerry. In ever.

And I finally have a title. Oh, what is it?

And I'm lonely. Oh, come, get in bed with us.

and it's a great way to stay in shape. What kind of cancer?

And it's easier on my breasts! Everybody wins!

and pour a cold drink on her back? No.

and that's why I'm never invited to them. You pay me now?

and the fat man not taking me with them? Yeah.

and then eaten in a different truck. All right, all right, you make your point.

And then what are you gonna do? Let's see...

And where's my goat? Peter, why would you do that?

and yell, "Fire drill"? No.

Angela, I have a complaint. What is it, Griffin?

Anna took a dump on me. What?

Any of them have braces? Yeah.

Any questions? Yeah, I got a question.

Any what? "Anacin"? Yeah, Anacin.

Anyone can have! That's right.

Apparently, everybody gets one. Bingo.

Are you a violent man? What are you, a wise guy?

Aren't you a little fat to be a stormtrooper? Stay here and rot, you stuck up bitch.

Besides, we're not hurting anybody. What are you talking about?

Big Red standing by. Red October standing by.

Biggs. Yeah?

Bonnie, I forgot my Soloflex. Yo, Joe.

Boy, this is romantic, isn't it, Lois? Oh, it sure is, sweetie.

Brian and Jinx are friends. Get that out of here.

Brian, are you guys up? Stewie, what the hell are you doing?

Brian, I promise you, it's fine. Lois, Lois, Lois.

Brian, pick up. Over. What?

But a hell of a week, though. Hell of a week.

But I don't. God, I am so sick of this crap.

but it's not going in. You'll be sorry.

But my house is dry. Here's a blanket.

But that makes her feel useful. I'm gonna fix him.

But, Dad... Meg, that's final.

Bye, Mom. Bye.

Bye, you guys. Bye, Mom. Bye, Dad.

Can I go out through here? Just be back by bedtime.

Can I pick it up? I wouldn't.

Can we get some salami and... Brian, Brian, let me handle this.

Can you ever forgive me? Yes, Brian, I can.

Can you imagine? Every night. Don't shake my hand.

Can't you just come in here? No, I'm busy!

Carl, this isn't fair! All right, then, you're fired.

Carter Pewterschmidt. Oh, that's funny. He's a patient of mine.

Chris Griffin. Griffin, Griffin.

Chris, just relax. Um, okay.

Come on, Chewbacca. It's probably full of disease.

Come on, guys, let's go! Go? Where are we going?

Come on, Joe. I'll drive you home. Are you kidding?

Come on, what'd you see? I don't remember.

Come on. Do it!

Could've done the movie without you. I said the same thing.

Couldn't we just ask the women to leave? No, no.

Counterclockwise. You're twisting it the other way.

crucify Jesus of Nazareth. Crucify Jesus of Nazareth.

DaCow? DaCow,

Dad, this is ridiculous! I just wanna talk to him.

Dad, what the hell? Lois, did you know that Meg had a date?

Damn it! Joe, I'm so sorry. I'm a terrible shot.

Damn it. I'm sorry, Brian.

Danny Zuko. Oh, come on

Dick York? No.

Did you finish your homework today? What?

Did you get that right before the cruise? Actually, I got it on the cruise.

Did you hear something? Probably just another drill.

Do they even make Anacin anymore? Yeah, it's still around. Why?

Do you believe in anything? Yeah. Didn't you see my kabbalah bracelet?

Do you mind, Brian? No, not at all.

Do you remember who it was? Yes, I do. It was Stewie.

Don't we have any whole grain stuff? No, this was cheaper.

Drink that. What is it?

Eat it. Whoa.

Ew. Gross.

Exercise! Yeah!

First off, what's your name? Dr. Hartman.

Five and six. Yeah, they're about the same.

Fly it. Yeah!

Fuck you. Whoa, not the kind of language...

Get off my wife! Oh, my God, oh, my God!

Give me back my family. Get off me.

Go back to bed. But I'm not tired.

Go on, taste it! You're the guinea pig. Lois, he's got a gun.

God, I hope so, Meg. Oh, yes, I'm sure they'll find her.

Good mustache. Good mustache.

Good, Ringo. Fantastic.

Good. Good. Prosecutor, call your first witness.

Goodbye, Lion. Goodbye, Dorothy.

Goodbye, Tin Man. Goodbye, Dorothy.

Gosh, he doesn't look so good. I know.

Got it. You sure?

Got your mail. So, how's it going? I tell you, Stewie, it's going great.

Great. Here's my number. Awesome.

Guys, say hello to Adrian Beaky. Pick a lane, bitch.

Han, they're shooting at us. Lift it up tallways.

Han. What?

Happy birthday, Mom. Oh, thank you, everybody.

He doesn't like you. Sorry.

He won't go to sleep without it. I threw it away.

Hear something? I heard voices, but they stopped,

Helen Reddy standing by. Simply Red standing by.

Hello, fat ass. Lois, immigrants don't take handouts.

Hello, I'm Tom Tucker. And I'm Diane Simmons, reporting live

Hello, Smith. How are you today? Fine, sir. What's new?

Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello?

Hello? Hey, Brian, it's me.

Hello? Lois, this is Peter.

Hello? This is dispatch, go ahead.

Hello. Hello?

Hello. Hi. Name, please?

Here's my urine sample, Doctor. Thank you, Mr. Pewterschmidt.

Hey, boys. What the hell are you guys doing here?

Hey, boys. Mind if we join the party? Sorry, Lois, no girls allowed.

Hey, Chris, come here

Hey, Chris. Hey, Meg.

Hey, Dylan. Have a great day at school. Thanks, Dad.

Hey, Fuad, can I buy you a cup of coffee? Yes! Is funny because is free!

Hey, good morning. Oh, good morning, Brian.

Hey, guess what? What?

Hey, guys. I wrote a song. Oh, that's great.

Hey, hey, Brian, how you feeling tonight? Good. Having a nice time.

Hey, how you doing, Brian? Lousy.

Hey, Joe, what you got there? Mountain bike.

Hey, knock knock. Who's there?

Hey, Lois, ready to go to dinner? Yeah, sure. Just let me grab my purse.

Hey, Meg. Hi, Carl.

Hey, Meg. Hi, Connie.

Hey, Peter, what's up? Come on, we gotta go now. Come on.

Hey, what about these? Good choice.

Hey, where've you been? I had another date.

Hey, you want a job? What? Me? Here? Yeah, sure.

Hey! Hey. Jeffrey,

Hey. Knock knock. Who's there?

Hi, Dad. Oh, Chris, close the door. There's a...

Hi, Dylan. All this stuff in here is mine now.

Hi, Grandma! Grandma!

Hi, Peter. You know, Peter says we sound alike.

Hi. Hi, Brian.

His story was gay. You're gay.

Holy crap. Yeah, holy crap.

Home of the Whopper? You've got to be kidding me.

Honey, get in here. What is it?

Hooray! I have your sandwich. Yay! My what?

Housekeeping? Not now!

Housekeeping. Come back later, please.

Housekeeping. Go away.

How about that magician, huh? Yeah, he's great.

How am I doing? Just keep your knees bent.

How is that? How is what?

How long have you been doing magic? Oh, long time.

How long have you been here? 7:00 a.m. All right, here's your hammer,

How long was I in there? About five minutes.

How long's it been? Ten months.

How often do you see each other? Twice a week.

How the hell am I supposed to do that? She's an idiot redneck.

How? Wasn't really dead!

I clean now? No!

I come in anyway? No! Go away!

I didn't know. You have no right. No right.

I didn't think you wanted to see me. But this changes everything.

I do! There was more to my question!

I don't know about this, Joe. There is no fear in this dojo!

I don't know what I would do. I understand, that'd be tough.

I don't like you either. You don't even know me.

I don't see art films. Like, like, crazy hot.

I don't see how it can work out. But, Michael...

I don't think so. Okay.

I don't wanna. You work for me. Now, drink it.

I get involved? What?

I got a Sears card. They're doing pretty well, huh?

I got you now, mouse. Yeah? Well, up your ass, cat.

I guess I could use the help. Great.

I had fun. Yeah. All right, we'll be back after this.

I like how it looks like an owl. Thank you for the compliment!

I like you. Oh, thank God.

I love you, Katie. I love you, too, Tom.

I missed you. So has the morgue.

I need Chris up here with me. But the boxes are really heavy.

I said umbrella. It's not umbrella.

I stay and watch? No!

I think a decent number of people watch it. Really? Define "decent".

I think it's gay. It's not gay, Brian.

I think maybe I should go with her. What? Dylan, why?

I think they took your old couch. What? I threw that away.

I think, still, yes. Thank you, Peter.

I thought we were gonna lose him. It was my pleasure, Mrs. Griffin.

I used to work with Doug Henning. Wow.

I want blue jeans. You're getting slacks!

I want my family back. Okay.

I will decide what is best for my child. Look, will you take it easy?

I wish to make love to you. Oh, no, thank you.

I'd drop the gun if I were you, Joe. What? It's Stan.

I'll just poop and fall asleep. My God, you did it. You actually did it.

I'll start packing. I'll start packing.

I'll take them. Joe, you are gonna be happier

I'm a father! You're a two wheeled monster!

I'm a friend of Dave Navarro's. You're a friend of Dave Navarro's.

I'm a magician. You are?

I'm handing you a beer. You are handing it to my stroke arm.

I'm Judas. Pontius.

I'm more off putting. No, I'm more off putting.

I'm not sure... I'll do it.

I'm notjumping in there. Not even if I throw this pig's ear?

I'm Peter Griffin. Mr. Griffin, my name is Todd Meyers.

I'm really sorry about your dad's parrot. Well, that's okay.

I've been better. Well, tell me what's up.

Immigrant life sucks. But, Peter, life in America is wonderful.

Is it a fast ship? Are you kidding?

Is it gonna be like this all day? I'm just trying to contribute.

Is it Marie? No, no one's in there.

Is Portland the black one? Portland is the black one.

Is she single? She's a lesbot.

Is this the first floor? Second floor.

Isn't that dangerous? I don't know. Probably.

It hasn't come yet. Oh, I mean...

It just feels right, you know. Cool. Rock on, Brian.

It says "buffering". What is that? Just give it a minute.

It was an accident! I just wanna shoot him.

It wasn't my fault. You weren't there for me.

It's bath day. Oh, I don't wanna take a bath.

It's getting a little offensive. That's my only offer. Take it or leave it.

It's not Michael I'm upset about! Well, what is it, then?

It's Wednesday. Up yours.

Jesus. It's been like this all week.

Joe, I think you're cool. Well, thank you, Brian.

Joe, we don't even know what a dojo is. There is no mercy in this dojo!

Joe, why don't you take it down a notch? No mercy!

Just come here

Just drop it. All right.

Just use a dish towel! There aren't any, Brian!

Kind of thought this was a team effort. Yeah

Kiss on it? Oh! What?

Knock on wood, knock on wood. Look, Brian, there's a difference...

Like what? Like getting the hell outta here!

Lois would've wanted you to move on. Yeah, only this one was kind of awkward.

Look out for this one, she's a bit of a card. Okay, here's one for you.

Look, I'll do it myself. How about that? I don't know, he kind of asked me.

Look, if it's a financial issue... No, it's not an issue of money.

Look, look! Do you like it? Yes!

Look, sir, droids. Look, a penny.

Looks like there's a lot of gay guys here. Yeah, everybody's having a good time.

Luke? What?

Mary... That is still funny.

Maybe they're behind this door. I just said it's locked.

Meg, less talkie, more sweepie. Shut up, Chris!

Meg, you look beautiful. Thank you, Michael

Meg! Oh, my God, Meg, you're okay!

Merrill's right here. Well, where's Jimmy?

Mom, I can't do it. I can't get married. What? Well, why not?

Mom, Stewie's just a baby. No, he's not, Meg! He's evil.

Mom, where's Dad? Over across the street.

Mom, you're alive! Oh, my gosh. Mom!

Morning, Lois. Peter, there you are.

Move along. Move along, move along.

Mr. Griffin, do you deny killing your wife? Of course I deny it. I loved my wife.

Mr. Superman no here. Well, we're looking for a missing...

Mustache. All right. Come on in.

My father was a service droid. Where are you going?

My name's Anna. I'm Chris.

Neither is her lower back or her hair. I understand.

No further questions. You son of a bitch.

No way! We have to talk about it! Yeah, well, my memory is kind of hazy.

No way. That thing don't bite, do it?

No way. Yeah, yeah.

No, go away

No, I have friends. Oh.

No, I'm gonna keep her filthy. Yeah, she's been a bad girl.

No, right? No.

No, twist it. I am.

No, yeah, no, you're a cool guy. Brian, shut up!

No! Drink my diabetic blood, Peter,

No! No, I'm not doing that. I stick finger in your mouth?

No! Stop scratching the door! Okay.

No. All right.

No. Just checking.

No. No what? Over.

No. No.

No. Oh, that's right.

No. What the hell are we gonna do?

No. Other way. Which way?

No. The hole's only two metres across. That's no bigger than a womp rat.

Not really. Did you use the jokes?

Now take your fucking pants off. I'm out of here.

Number three, number four. Number three.

Obi Wan? Yeah, it's me.

Oh, all right. "Dear Penthouse Forum. '" No, no, Stewie, go away!

Oh, Brian, I'm so glad you're okay. Yes, he's doing fine.

Oh, definitely. Am I right?

Oh, I remember her. Yeah.

Oh, I see the wire. You see the wire what? Over.

Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. Wow, we're having a conversation.

Oh, Joe, that was amazing. I know. I was there.

Oh, man. Did you have fun?

Oh, my God, Peter! You're me! Holy crap!

Oh, my God, you're so cool! You're so awesome!

Oh, my God! Holy crap!

Oh, my God! I know, about the water, right?

Oh, my God! I said no!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God. Yeah. I am ready for sex!

Oh, my God. The power's out. What are we gonna do now?

Oh, no! I know!

Oh, no. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh, yeah.

Oh, poor Cleveland. It's all right, Lois, he's in Heaven now.

Oh, she was in the shower. The elephant's trunk was on full blast.

Oh, thank... Wait, what? Paul, my boyfriend.

Oh, this kid. He's only 13. I know. I was just kidding.

Oh, yeah? Like who? Mort Goldman for one.

Oh, yeah. That offensive line is outstanding.

Oh, you mean Blossom? Oh, that's a great story.

Oh. It's a really exceptional sequence.

Oh. Yeah.

Oh. How's that working out? Not good, Meg, not good.

OK, all right. Easy, easy, easy. OK. All right.

OK, I clicked "Preferences". Now go to "Default media browser".

OK, settle down. I'm up after the band.

OK. No.

OK. Relax. Now click "lmport video file".

Okay, good. Make fun of his wheelchair.

Okay, I clean? No! Get out of here!

Okay, religion. Religion! You kill me, I kill you,

Okay. Good. See you in a half hour.

Okay. How do you feel about this?

Okay. Okay

Okay. Then I'm gonna make her crawl

One of the real networks. I don't know about that, Dad.

One of the worst I've ever heard. Okay.

Over. Oh, that's better.

Paul, this is Brian. Boyfrie... Oh, come on.

Peter Griffin has a mustache! No way!

Peter, are you lying? Oh, now she's a doctor, guys.

Peter, are you? Oh, come on! Lois, I know it's late...

Peter, for God's... I'll tell it. I'll tell it.

Peter, have you seen Brian? No, Lois, I have not.

Peter, how come you're not at work? I got fired for being an illegal immigrant

Peter, this doesn't seem safe. Yeah, I'm afraid I might...

Peter, this is your chance! Brian, I gave him my word.

Peter, we don't have air conditioning. Well, that's awful peculiar.

Peter, we got to do something. You're right, Cleveland.

Peter, what are you doing? Speaking Italian.

Peter, what brings you here? Hi, Mom

Peter, what the hell is this? What are you doing here?

Peter! Hang on, hang on, Lois. Don't ruin it.

Pick a name for yourself! Willem Dafoe.

Pick that up. Chris, why are you acting like this?

Piss off, you perverted old freak! Oh, we got a fighter.

Please don't send me away. I have to.

Point of mustache. The chair recognizes your mustache.

Politics. Politics!

Promoted me this morning. What?

Prove me wrong. All right, I will, Lois.

Publisher's Clearing House? Shut up.

Put that gun away! I just wanna talk to him.

R2, what are you doing out here? Beep, oop, beep.

Really? Really?

Really? Trust me, Chris.

Really? We'll do all the tricks.

Really? Well, yes.

Really? Where did you read that? In People magazine.

Red Buttons standing by. Redd Foxx standing by.

Red Six standing by. Red Five standing by.

Rick, shut up! Hey, bitch, wanna suck on my tooth?

Right, and shoot Pat Tillman. No, no, no, no!

Right, champ? You said it, Dad.

Right? It's like you...

Right? Yes.

Saw me in half. I am still shaky on some of this stuff.

Say, "I bet you can't get a boner." I bet you can't get a boner.

She was in that. Yeah.

She's gone, Jillian's gone. Look, Brian, I know you're upset now,

Shoulder guy wants to get in on this. Just ignore him.

Shouldn't you be in school? I don't know.

Shower cap. There you go.

Shut up a with the noise a. Shut up a with the "shut up a".

Shut up a. I poke out a my head.

Shut up, bitch. Oh, he got you, Lois.

Shut up, Cleveland! Okay.

Shut up. No, you shut up.

so I can see her nipple? All right, fine.

so I've never noticed it. Hey, I think I hear it, too.

So what are we gonna do here? Not so fast.

So what did they say? They're worried we'd be leaning all day.

So you don't have any Anacin? No.

So you wanna grab something to eat? Sure.

So your hands are free. Yeah!

So, is it a bet? Yeah, fine.

So, Meg, any luck finding another job? No. Hardly anybody's hiring right now.

So, what can I do for you, Mr. Swanson? Doc, I can't take it anymore.

So, what is it you wanted to show me? That, Brian.

Society won't like it. I don't care.

Something on your mind, son? Shut up. You're just a fat, old bastard.

Space shuttle and all that. Terrific.

Space weather. Thanks.

Stewie didn't tie up your hands. No, he must have forgot.

Stewie, you ready to go home? About an hour ago. This party sucks.

Stewie? Oh, my God!

Stop it! What are you doing? I can't help myself, Lois.

Supervisor? Yeah, I promoted him this morning.

Sweetheart, that was a guy. What?

Swim it. Aw.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

that I asked someone for help. Who?

That sounds like fun! Actually, that does sound like fun.

That still sounds like a sex question. It is not.

That was an owl? Yes.

That... That sounds... Yes, it is very unpleasant.

That's it. My sentence is over. Your sentence is what, Brian? Over.

That's not bad. Better than mine.

That's not fair. Go get it.

That's not who I am. Oh, yeah. No, no.

That's right. Well, I'll be a son of a gun.

That's the joke. Oh, yes.

The chair. ...chair, yeah.

The costume doesn't make any sense. Don't stifle my creativity.

The Death Star is getting closer. And Leia's getting larger.

The morgue, Paul, 'cause she's old! That's right, yeah, the morgue!

Then I shall do that as well. And call her a bitch.

Then what? Lois came back!

Then what? Peter got blamed!

Then what? Peter went to court!

There it is 2187. I'm on it.

There they are. Hi, Mom.

There we are. That's it.

There's me wench. Peter, what the hell are you doing?

There's no way you didn't hear me. I was in the shower.

They said that? Yeah.

They're gaining on us. We'll be safe once we jump to hyperspace.

They're in the cabinet. I don't see them.

Things an overcoat would say. I'm covered with water.

Things Speed Stick would say. I keep your head dry.

Think fast! We did!

This is so much fun, Brian. Well, it's a Saturday night...

Those are dog years. That doesn't make any sense.

to tell me he killed my daughter. Really? Well, that is interesting.

Too soon? Could be worse.

Topol? The smoker's tooth polish? Take the hint.

Toss it. Awesome.

Uh uh. No. Neither did the miller

Uh, Lois? Yeah?

Wait a minute. Chris, are you clapping? Yeah!

Wait. Obi Wan Kenobi? Yeah.

Wait. What? It's their fault I had a stroke, Brian.

Wait. Who are you? I'm Luke Skywalker.

Wasn't it awesome? It was totally awesome!

Way! Ohhh!

We had sex. We had sex!

We need more Lemon Pledge. You need more Lemon Pledge?

We now return to The Broken Condom.

We should crash that party. Hey, you know what? Bernice is right.

We'll get estimates. Get estimates, yeah. Yeah.

We're gonna break your legs, Joe. It's for your own good.

We're still ironing that one out. Hey, what's in there?

We're through! Jillian, wait!

We've been married for almost 20 years! Well, we hear that one a lot around here.

Well, define Chris. Peter, he's really upset right now.

Well, I'm a bigger box office drag. Kids, kids. You're both...

Well, I'm no fool. Brian, taste this. What?

Well, let's go find him and kick his ass. That sounds swell.

Well, no, I can't really... Yeah, because of the...

Well, that sucks. And don't you mouth off to me...

Well, that's wonderful, Brian. Yeah, that's a great achievement.

Well, what do you think? What a piece ofjunk.

Well, what do you think? Wow!

Well, yeah, why not? You need more than that.

Well, you'll need this. Name, please?

What a wonderful story. All right, I got one for you.

What are we doing? Look, I'm sorry, all right?

What are you doing here? Jillian, look, I made a huge mistake.

What are you doing here? My mom wanted me to give you this.

What are you doing? I'll teach that hussy

What did he say? Nothing.

What do you like about it, specifically? I don't know.

What do you think you're doing? What?

What do you think? Turn around

What do you want me to do? Just look down. Look at what I'm doing.

What food can't make up its mind? This is gonna be good.

What girl? The lead in Titanic,

What happened last time, Ollie? Stewie killed Lois!

What happened to your face? I'm a kitty cat

What happened? We had a weapons malfunction,

What is all this? What's going on? You, that's what's going on.

What is it? I caught you a bullfrog outside.

What is it? What did you do? You almost shot me, you son of a bitch!

What is this? It's a pamphlet on why I'm bombing you.

What isn't a word? "Bonerific."

What the hell is that supposed to mean? You're a train wreck with that crap.

What the hell? Dick.

What the hell? What's wrong?

What? All I have to do is make one call

What? I mean, did you enjoy your appetizer?

What? I said, I wouldn't do that.

What? Just don't start doing it

What? Just put it down. Put it down.

What? Just tell me I don't have to stay in this room.

What? No, no, nothing, nothing.

What? Peter, where the hell have you been?

What? R2. He took off in the middle of the night.

What? She didn't stop.

What? What?

What? That's not funny, Chris. Here's your ticket.

What? Where? Well, I can't tell if it's him.

What? Will he be okay? No, he won't be okay.

What? You mean, like, a sandwich? Yeah.

What'd you have in mind? Okay, okay, how about this?

What's kabbalah? About a buck, 75.

What's that? Well...

What's the difference? Well, what you said first was what...

What's the Force? It's what gives a Jedi Knight his power.

What's the guy from Earl's credit rating? Six fifty one.

What's your name? I'm Peter. Peter.

Where did they go? There they are, listing lazily to the left. Left.

Where did you get that kind of money? I picked up Chris's paper route.

Where is your wife's hometown? One more, one more.

Where will you go now, Mr. Cow? I cannot stay here?

while we're here tied up like this? What?

Who wants a half and half? I'll throw my hat into that ring.

Who, Elisabeth Shue? Yeah.

Whoa, Lois, Lois, this is white bread

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you serious? Yeah. I got an erection.

Whoa! That sounds awesome. No, it's lame. Everything's lame.

Whoa. Stop. Stop. Stop. What? What?

Why do I have to stay here? We just think you'll be safer.

Why do I hear an engine? My stomach is rumbling in a way...

Why do they call 'em TIE fighters? No idea.

Why do you have a shotgun? I just wanna talk to him.

Why you no shut up a? Shut up a.

Why? Because I just emptied

Why? Because I just made stool in there,

Will you marry me? Yes! Of course!

Wondering if you're free for coffee. Oh, no, I can't.

Would like some more champagne? I'd love some.

Would you like that? Would I?

Would you like to be friends? Like to be friends.

Wow, congratulations, Brian. Meg, please, I'm talking.

Wow, does that sound wonderful. Whoa, whoa, that sounds expensive.

Wow, thanks, Spider Man. Everybody gets one. Tell him, Peter.

Wow! Oh, my God!

Wow! Look at all this cool stuff! Man, what do you think these things do?

Wow. How much did all that cost? Back in the '50s? One straw penny.

Y'all know what day it is? No.

Yeah, but then I wouldn't have a penis. Well, but...

Yeah, he's been doing that for years. Sick bastard.

Yeah, okay, Lois. Are you listening?

Yeah, right. That'd be great.

Yeah, sure. I'm in. Okay.

Yeah, totally. Hell, yeah.

Yeah, well, you don't deserve her. Say what now?

Yeah, what of it? Well, it's just...

Yeah, yeah. She was in that.

Yeah! We rock!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah? How'd that go? Not well, Brian. Not well.

Yeah. And I'm a great guy. I'm unemployed.

Yeah. Well, we're in it,

Yeah. What did I just say?

Yeah. Who are you? My name is Zac Sawyer.

Yeah. Yeah, I'd probably do it. Hang on, hang on.

Yep. All right.

Yes, sir. All right, I wanna see it

Yes, sir. Yes, I have. Wonderful.

Yes, that's correct. So it was sort of like a dream.

Yes. We're not responsible for that.

You are the coolest guy I have ever met. Yeah?

You can split me in half. What?

You can't fight that. I'll find a way,

You can't put a vagina on this man. Why not? I'm God.

You can't shoot him! I just wanna talk to him.

You could do that? Absolutely. Carl totally trusts me.

You did it. Yay!

You didn't forget, did you? No, no, I didn't forget.

You didn't touch me. I don't wanna get AIDS.

You don't have to stay in this room. Thank Christ.

You don't have to try so hard. I'm sorry.

You don't think... That fat bastard murdered her, didn't he?

You ever ride in a limo? No.

You got any strawberry milk in there? No, but she'll make.5 past light speed.

You got my Meg pregnant. What?

You have juice and I wanna sit in it. Shoo, get lost.

You know something, Brian? Yeah?

You know, I kind of agree. Yeah, this is sort of lame.

You know? One railing, right here. I've almost fallen over there so many times.

You lend me money? No.

You like that? Yeah, it's rad.

You look great, Joe. Holy crap! That's fantastic!

You may now kiss the bride. Kiss her? I am gonna destroy her.

you shoot the enemy. Okay.

You shut up a with the "shut up a". Shut up a your face.

You suck donkey ass. Hey, you can't prove that.

You suck! I know.

You wanna have sex? No.

You wear me. Things a festive bow tie would say.

You were born in Mexico. What?

You'll never believe what I just seen. Tyra Banks?

you're an illegal Mexican immigrant. Holy crap!

You're disgusting. And you're misleading.

You're exaggerating. Only a little bit...

You're polite. You're polite.

You're there. I'll always be there, Dylan.

... so don't skimp on the conversation

..."Amazing Grace," tonight's guest of honor, Mr. Brian Griffin.

...about the birds and the bees.

...almost long enough to sound American.

...and a little physical release will do us both some good.

...and drive as fast as I can? Wait, Brian.

...and his very, very proud dad?

...and I could not figure out how to get it off.

...and I shall walk her to town.

...and I wanted to make sure I didn't do anything wrong.

...and if you don't mind, I was hoping I could ask you a few questions...

...and less significant. "

...and let him into, um...

...and no one that has happened to me since...

...and now all I wanna do is show you my innermost self...

...and of course that essay you wrote...

...and only a half hour of radio and then it's off to bed.

...and sell that picture one person at a time.

...and watch me accept my award?

...and we could pay you for it. It's real easy, I promise.

...and we've spent so much time together over the years...

...and write Ugly Betty fan fiction.

...and you repay her with selfishness and neglect.

...and you wasted it.

...as a last minute gift hastily bought on the way to the party.

...asked me to look after you for the next couple days.

...barking at a cow. So you admit you ran the red light?

...because gay people can't get married. They can in this state, Peter.

...because I felt like somehow it was my fault.

...because I got distracted because you were leaning out the window...

...because now Chris is all sad and crying and fat and bad at sports.

...because that's what I think happened...

...because that's where the evil monkey lives.

...because they just love to see me doing what it is that I do.

...between being concerned and being overprotective.

...black people have been coming up with lately.

...but he's got a moustache, so you gotta wonder what he's hiding.

...but I was hoping to get advice...

...but I'm afraid you'll reject me because you won't like what you see.

...but it occurs to me you've been taking advice from everyone...

...but just to think I could be involved in the ceremony in any way.

...but me and the guys were going beekeeping.

...but nothing seems to be working.

...but Peter and I, we're gonna get dinner at that little place by the...

...but She Doesn't Realize It Because She's So Busy with Business.

...but that essay I wrote...

...but the spirit of this wonderful place...

...but they were just like, "Oh, the audiences need you. " Heh, heh

...but they're gonna put me up at a luxury hotel, all expenses paid.

...but you're a 17 year old girl, and I don't need you here.

...but, you know, Dylan, I gotta tell you something.

...by the beauty and magic of Martha's Vineyard...

...called a naked tea party.

...did you ever make it with one of the dogs? No, stupid!

...don't even have cancer. Oh, my God. Don't even have cancer. I know.

...even though I found out she was 12.

...except the one person who matters.

...for a literary bounty of truth and loveliness.

...for acting like such a jerk.

...for all those years, but that's gonna change.

...for circumstance had bound her to my best friend...

...for the University of Phoenix?"

...from someone who isn't broken from the waist down.

...going away, exploring exotic places, having sex with my girlfriend...

...has ever been as frightening and as confusing.

...how can you possibly have a 13 year old son...

...how do you like working at the vet?

...I don't know what to do with myself.

...I don't like my movies either, but they just keep offering me money.

...I don't wanna spend the Fourth of July alone again.

...I feel like I can't trust him. Cleveland's a great guy...

...I finally have a chance to transform my mom's life...

...I have no idea how long you've been gone and I...

...I need a husband who wants to spend time with me.

...I ripped off most of that speech from Summer of '42.

...I should tell you that that vagina is ground zero, man.

...I thought you were the most beautiful girl...

...I want Dylan exposed to. Have fun with your dead kids, reckless driver.

...I was hoping we could go paddle boating today.

...I wrote it about you. Aw.

...in the same way you transformed mine.

...into a living canvas that tells passers by:

...is it good? What do you mean?

...it really touched my heart.

...it's not like I haven't thought about it.

...Joey Lawrence haircut. So I'll assume we can count on your help

...just doing sit ups. And then counting money.

...like a kid watching a toy commercial.

...living in a downstairs apartment.

...Nantucket, Cape Cod and all the great destinations...

...of crudely painted, not so funny plywood cutout folk art.

...of sugarcane, tobacco and spices to the harbor before day's end.

...okay, but be careful opening the closet..

...or I'm gonna slap you right in your penis.

...or knit it into something that's useful to me.

...resonate with me in a big way.

...so I guess it's all right. Peter, are you ready?

...so I just wanna get this off my chest.

...sometimes they show it by... Never mind.

...sorry the video store pickings were a little sparse.

...spilled on you, a man. So?

...thanks to all that Owens Corning fiberglass insulation

...that all your problems can be solved by my penis.

...that isn't funny or memorable.

...that make Massachusetts the wondrous place it is.

...that she, also a woman...

...that sounds like the engine of Joe's fishing truck.

...that's the messed up thing.

...the other pilots finally trust the Japanese pilot...

...their group.

...then stick my needle in your shoulder fat while you sleep.

...then you'll think I'm made up of two guys sewn together...

...things like this are gonna continue to fall through the cracks.

...through whom we met in the warmth and serenity of her home.

...to help me in and out of the tub?

...to make me feel more sure, more insecure, more important...

...to plumb the deepest fathoms of my soul...

...to provide some down home enthusiasm in this picture. "

...Tube Man Warehouse and Emporium.

...turn out to be the most fun. "

...wanna go out some time? Yes!

...we can just do that. Shut up, Stewie.

...we shall tell tales of other times we had our fill of bread and wine.

...when they cast Michael J. Fox in that Zorro remake.

...when they cast their eyes on such favorites as: Ben & Jerry's looking cow.

...when you yourself are only 7.

...where a 767 has been forced to make a crash landing.

...will stay in our hearts all the way home. Because, after all...

...with Owens Corning fiberglass insulation.

...with the one bit of flesh and blood that I have on this earth.

...would you count NyQuil as a beverage? Um...

...you do not understand. Okay?

...you hide the key to the minibar from me.

...you just, I don't know, lose sight of the rest of the world.

.Uh... no, I don't like that.

'"You know, someone should do a sitcom Based around my life'"

'Cause I know how to deal with wise guys.

'Cause I love a rainy night

'cause I'm about to become the most popular boy in school.

'Cause I's gonna be huge

'Cause I've been a worse father than Abraham

'cause it sounds to me like I'm repeating back to you

'Cause my voice is so fine

'cause that was all the stuff he wanted to do.

'Cause the fucking Kool Aid guy's gonna keep showing up. Thank you.

'Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land

'cause we're trying to find...

'Cause we've got Cleveland and Quagmire, and Joe and Mort

"'cause you've definitely worked at it

"And they told Peter to stay away from the wolf.

"Are you kidding me? The abortionist's got one hand.

"cause she could be your brother" kind of thing.

"Darth Vader's gonna be here. Shall we clean up?"

"Daybreak" is a good song.

"Faster Than the Speed of Love."

"Gosh, there's no way I'm gonna be able to fit in there,"

"Hey, baby, I'm not gay! " " Does this yellow hat make my ass look fat?"

"Hey, everyone. A real funny bugger lives here. "

"Hold your fire"? Are we paying by the laser now?

"Hotel maid wanted."

"How do you abort with one hand?"

"I dropped itat the concert."

"Isn't this the funniest thing you've ever seen?"

"It's withmy other family."

"Looks Like We Made It."

"Nanny wanted."

"No, it's OK, he won't mind."

"Oh, I'm going to have a big last hurrah in Las Vegas."

"Oh, I'm incapable of loving another person.

"Oh, my God, look what I just found online!

"Oh, wait, no, I'm not. The end."

"She was Grace, in name and in essence.

"That's why I yelled." I'm watching you, buddy.

"The hooker took it."

"The land of the free and the home of the blank."

"To Brian, from Tracy. He's your problem now.

"We are looking into the very eyes of God."

"We can't get an abortion here."

"We hold these truths to be self evident,

"Well, we're gonna come down there and take all your oil." " But this is our oil."

"Where is the chase and how do I cut to it?"

"with the clothing, and the jewelry, and the makeup and stuff."

"Yeeha! Well, here's my missile." "Okay, take it! Take it!" Politics!

"You want to get an abortion with the abortionist having a stump hand?"

Family Guy - Season 6
Family Guy is an iconic American animated sitcom that premiered in 1999. Created by Seth MacFarlane, the show has gained a massive following due to its unique blend of humor, pop culture references, and absurdity. Season 6 of Family Guy, which aired in 2007, continues the hilarious adventures of the dysfunctional Griffin family. Packed with outrageous jokes, memorable characters, and witty writing, this season offers non-stop laughter for fans of the show. The core cast of Family Guy consists of talented voice actors who bring the characters to life. The Griffin family is led by Peter Griffin, voiced by Seth MacFarlane himself, who is known for his dense personality and humorous antics. Peter's loving wife, Lois, is voiced by the talented Alex Borstein, blending warmth and sass in her character portrayal. Their three children complete the family dynamic: the rebellious Meg, voiced by Mila Kunis, the socially awkward but endearing Chris, voiced by Seth Green, and the diabolical Stewie, voiced by MacFarlane. Stewie, with his British accent and evil genius, has become one of the most beloved characters of the show. The supporting cast is equally impressive, with notable recurring characters. Quagmire, a womanizing neighbor, is brought to life by the talented voice actor Seth MacFarlane. Cleveland, the friendly next-door neighbor, is voiced by Mike Henry, who infuses the character with genuine charm. The overweight and intellectual dog, Brian Griffin, is portrayed by MacFarlane, adding depth and sophistication to the series. Furthermore, the delightful diatribes of Stewie's matronly neighbor, Consuela, voiced by Mike Henry, never fail to elicit laughter. Season 6 of Family Guy is filled with side-splitting episodes and storylines that parody various aspects of pop culture. From their hilarious take on reality TV in the episode "Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air" to the clever satire of sitcoms in "Play It Again, Brian," this season keeps viewers entertained throughout. Additionally, the musical episode titled "Brian Sings and Swings" showcases the show's penchant for blending comedy with catchy tunes, as the characters break into song and dance numbers. Fans of Family Guy can enjoy the sounds of Season 6 by playing or downloading them here. Dive into the laughter of Peter's distinct laugh, the smug British accent of Stewie, and the unmistakable voice of Quagmire. From the infamous "Giggity Goo" catchphrase to Stewie's constant threats to "kill Lois," these sound bites bring the show to life. However, Family Guy's Season 6 isn't just about the laughs. The show often tackles important social and political issues within its satirical format. In episodes like "Padre de Familia," the Griffins confront racial stereotypes, highlighting the absurdity of prejudice and discrimination. With its unique ability to blend comedy and social commentary, Family Guy tackles sensitive topics while still keeping the audience entertained. In conclusion, Family Guy Season 6 is a must-watch for fans of the show and lovers of animated sitcoms. With its talented voice cast, witty writing, and hilarious parodies, this season delivers laugh-out-loud moments and memorable characters. Whether you're a longtime fan or new to the series, the sounds of Family Guy Season 6 will transport you into the wild world of the Griffins. Play and download these sounds here for hours of entertainment and laughter.
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