💬 The A-Team - Season 1

A 4: 10 Western.

A bug? You think they had us bugged?

A bus? What happened to the 10 wheel truck?

A con man. A real operator. And that's the unit.

A couple of guys brought somebody into my house this morning.

A crop duster and some poison to kill his marijuana crops.

A girl named Sheila Rodgers.

A girl reporter. She knows I flew you guys in 'Nam. Got it from Pentagon records.

A haircut is just what I need in this time of severe emotional crisis.

A handshake isn't exactly a binding agreement.

A lover of life, a hunter of rabbits...

A new record... coast to coast in 38 hours

A singer of songs.

A Team in need, do you read?

A thousand feet up without a net

A whole village?

A wreath of flowers, and I'm gonna send myself up for life?

A zapper roo to the old noggin.

AB negative is a very rare blood type. We'll be lucky if we can come up with a pint of it.

Aberrant behaviour is fascinating, medically and clinically, isn't it?

About six people ever read it.

Accept that. Anything else is just very good luck.

Actually, I was supposed to meet Dwight Pepper here.

Add to that an armory right inside the gate.

Adios, amigo.

Aeronaves de Mexico into Acapulco...

Ah, but that'll take some time, Hannibal. We got M.P.s on the way.

Ah, it's just a set dressing problem. Nothing to it.

Ah, Lynch. Excuse us, but we have to take this plane. We're going back to the U.S. of A.

Ah, Mr Sanchez, thank you for the use of the car.

Ah, the rose. The rose is a flower of passion which can be fully appreciated for its...

Ah. We're throwing in make up, film, incidentals. Call it $3,680.

Ain't no way the Barbarians are gonna let you put me on ice for the feds.

Al Massey was captured by a bandit, Malavida Valdez.

Al Massey's been doing wheels up landings here for over a year.

Al, it's Amy. What have they done to you?

Al!

All I'm worried about now is cuttin' 'em off at the pass. Besides, I'll think of something.

All right, boys. It's feedin' time at the zoo.

All right, bring him here. Put him on the table.

All right, everybody out.

All right, gentlemen. Step into our finest room.

All right, get 'em out there! You're under arrest! Drunk and disorderly!

All right, get those guys up on their feet! Come on!

All right, Hannibal, how do we shut these guys down? I mean, these guys are SW AT trained...

All right, I owe you guys my life.

All right, let's go. Cover me.

All right, look, I have a 3:30...

All right!

All right! More dog meat for the party.

All right! Now we got the sheriff cut off completely from the rest of the world!

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. Face, you get us some digs and start throwing snowballs at the film commissioner.

All right. I get that little sucker on home to Texas.

All that "bueno, mi compadres'"junk. Since I got here, nothing but complaints and arguments. So I guess that's it.

All the way from Los Angeles, California, to Strikersville, Florida.

All we can do is our best. But we'll give it a 100% try, son.

All you boys in the front row... you wanna sit down, face the camera?

Allen, you need some time off.

Allow me to assist you, my dear.

Along with videotapes of the fights he engineered between prisoners.

Already 40 identifications and arrests have been made of the men who watched the contests.

Ambitious. Lay it out for me, Face.

Amen!

Ammonia!

Ammonia?

Amy Allen, newspaper lady. She was hunting up a story like the guy last year.

Amy Allen, please.

Amy Allen. I'm Hannibal Smith. I understand you wanna hire the A Team.

Amy Allen. Los Angeles Courier Express.

Amy, bring Dr Sullivan back here.

Amy, grab a screwdriver and get that radio out of the Jeep.

Amy, how's Face?

Amy, thank you.

Amy, you stay with B.A.

Amy! What are you... What are you doing?

Amy.

Amy'll get him out of the hospital for us. Can I use your phone, Doc?

And a deuce and a half. Maybe a dump truck. Something big.

And by an author who's never been published before.

And Dunn and Mitchell put the wrong picture on the dust jacket!

And every now and then, I like to drop the hammer on a piece of dirt.

And from where I'm standing, that should look mighty cushy.

And get to you guys with the stuff you need for the escape.

And given 500 paces...

And have him pick me up at 3:00 this afternoon.

And he threw his great right hand, and I saw it, but I ducked.

And head right out of here fast.

And I am his!

And I couldn't find Miss Trudy's Body Treatment for Bubble Bath anywhere.

And I don't care if you shoot me. I won't do it.

And I don't have authorization to let you do this.

And I don't see nothin', so I just guess.

And I hate you.

And I have the first amendment to hide behind.

And I have...

And I pumped him. And up I came and down he went. Did you see that fight?

And I sentence you to a trial of worthiness.

And I slipped and cut myself on that Coke bottle that you dropped.

And I think I caught the fever.

And I thought I could call him...

And I, for one, do not wish to fight. We are not soldiers.

And I'll be damned if his Stetson doesn't bang the top of that cabin.

And I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you use this paper's influence to rattle windows.

And I'm gonna feed you to the brothers for dessert!

And I'm not gonna let one crud like Stark muck it up for the rest of'em.

And if I weren't up against the wall and knew you guys were wanted...

And if it helps any...

And if the Maker wants 'em, I'll see to it he gets 'em.

And if we don't come up with all of it, we're gonna lose our permit.

And if you don't mind, Hannibal, sir, I'd like to be up there with him.

And it could play on public television.

And it feels wonderful!

And it'll bring him to us. Make him play on our field.

And John is perfect casting as the Martian

And Martin James... he's a madman.

And may the great spirit watch over your refrigerator and keep it cold. World without end.

And most people will do whatever you want.

And move from treetop to treetop until we get to the one by the farmhouse.

And not ask my sister's permission or nothing?

And on my word...

And once he's stabilized, we'll move him in here and hold him for the M.P.s.

And prisoner violence will be reduced.

And rhyme his words just like me.

And see E. T. just like everybody else?

And shoot up that vacant real estate office on the corner across the street.

And since they're impounded and tagged before we do our jobs, there's no way to check 'em.

And Stark hangs out with some chick named Bonnie Webb.

And that, my friends, is how they did it.

And the general will be calling me at 5:00.

And the Lord will deliver the evildoers into the fires of hell...

And the publishers mixed his photo with mine...

And the winner of the game would holler...

And the wrath of my God...

And their pilots don't mind if you hitchhike.

And then run 'em through a very special gauntlet.

And then the other one is gonna be sporting game for the crowd.

And then when we're done, we put 'em back.

And then, every once in a while, your eyes start to fog over...

And they were sent out into the fields...

And to go around a system you respect, Stark and his men would have never been caught.

And try not to drool on the rug. We just had it cleaned.

And wait until you're contacted.

And we are gonna get fired, man.

And we're gonna see if Avon and Jo Bob gonna be able to cut us a calf here.

And we're locked up in here.

And what of the mystery men who engineered the capture of the warden and the film?

And when'd you get here? What you doing? You can't drive, sucker!

And who is captured? Who is the man about to die, huh?

And with my doggy, Billy. What about my dog, Nurse?

And y'all punch out license plates for the state of Florida.

And you and I can watch the walls melt.

And you caught the terrorists. Everybody's against you.

And you got an hour start. Then I gotta announce a prison break.

And you ought to be hung upside down from your heels in a vat of pig slop!

And you start to rhyme your words.

And you're not goin' anywhere, either, Colonel.

And you've been using the money to finance your so called guerrilla operation up here...

And, uh, quite frankly the incidence of violent deaths that abound here about...

Andre ain't gonna be so happy.

Andre's got this idea about stickin' in this cornball dream sequence.

Anybody got a cold beer?

Anything happened to us, and who knows what'd happen...

Anything you say can and will be used against you."

Anyway, I went through his apartment last night and pulled out this.

Are hard to deal with.

Are we doing Boots and Bikinis again?

Are you all right?

Are you kiddin'? I'm a hero downtown.

Armed with the sword of our saviour...

As a matter of fact, dance class and painting class have been quite effective...

As a matter of fact, I'd be willing to take a look at your operation in a very favourable light...

As in nice and easy. There you go.

As long as we stay within a mile radius, the reception'll be great.

As soon as he's well enough to move, we'll get him out of here.

As you can see it's gonna be much easier for us than it was in the film.

At a time like this, one should be with his family.

Aw.

B.A. and I'll load the bus. You go with Howling Mad. Now, drop the stuff in the field at noon.

B.A. Baracus in a day care centre?

B.A. was telling me about the jazz...

B.A., bring him out.

B.A., hang on to this. It's Amy's exclusive.

B.A., he's the only donor we have, unless we're gonna get you into Cedars Sinai.

B.A., hide in that ditch. Come on!

B.A., let's go!

B.A., Murdock's blood is not gonna do a thing to you

B.A., we'll have to start scrounging.

B.A., you got to get him out of here now.

B.A., you lie still.

B.A., you son of a gun. Come on in.

B.A.!

B.A.'s mini microphones are comin' in better than an F.M. station.

Barbarians, huh?

Barracks are about 10 man deals. Sixteen on the left, 10 on the right.

Be firm. Don't let her run your life.

Be that as it may, I'm gonna press him hard and see what happens.

Beautiful. Give me my tail.

Because after all, we're all on the same team, aren't we?

Because he's scheduled for a frontal lobe severance tomorrow.

Because I got a feelin' you're gonna be leakin' from three or four holes in a minute.

Because we're not Swiss. We're Americans.

Because you are unwilling to experiment with new prison techniques.

Before I take a real dislike to you?

Before it gets any more out of hand than it already is.

Before the forces of good will pursue them.

Before we start yammering away on these business details, I want you to meet my personal pilot.

Believe me, we know how crazy he is.

Besides, he stole my boots.

Besides, I lost blood and I feel faint.

Better check on Murdock. This thing's gotta go smooth.

Better hope so, sucker!

Better just forget about that appointment with the chief tomorrow morning.

Better throw your weapons down.

Better. He's starting to growl again.

Blood is blood. It's all the same. You know, it's red...

Blood pressure's 90 over 30 and dropping fast.

Blue.

Bo Derek on the wing of a biplane...

Boobala, you know I'm in big trouble with Andre. I mean, chickie, my job is hanging by the ol' threadola.

Bosco Baracus.

Boy, is old Lynch gonna burn after this one. He'll go cuckoo.

Boy, you know, you really fill out that tunic.

Bradshaw, where are you?

Brother John, I'm going back up the street and keep a lookout.

Brothers, I'm in danger at the compound.

Buster, why don't you mosey on over there and take a real good look at that Gulfstream...

But a whole town?

But aren't the military police on their way?

But as an academician, I'm not here for personal glory...

But as soon as I'm out of town, I'll drop the keys to someone and have 'em get you out.

But everybody calls him Hannibal.

But first I want you to get everybody in town and tell 'em what's going on.

But Hannibal says it will.

But he'll grow on you. Let's go, B.A.

But he's not.

But I got a nice little stash.

But I got roll call in 20 minutes, so I expect you out of here in 15.

But I know of at least seven killings they're responsible for while off duty.

But I'm gonna need somebody to wheel me around.

But if I was you, I'd get in that Jeep...

But if you don't, we'll find out about it...

But if you'd like me to translate for you, I'll be happy to.

But it was a big one.

But Morrison took a round in one of the last shellings.

But Patterson was a great champion, and I knocked him down.

But that's all they need. Can't get anywhere near him without being spotted

But they read our mail, and they censored it.

But this month has really been strange for me.

But this shampoo has no protein base.

But to try and effect meaningful prison reform.

But watch out. It's a trigger word for his aggressive cycle.

But we all know that John was having emotional problems.

But we are not strong enough.

But we got a "Red Ball One." That's big trouble.

But we have no submarines in our navy.

But we made our opportunities. We got loose.

But we need your help. He's out there trying to murder us.

But we'll work our way out of it somehow. In the meantime...

But what if they kill him before you can get to him?

But when the words come out, they want to... rhyme.

But who in the hell were those guys?

But ya did keep all us old goats at the orphanage on our toes, that you did.

But you gotta find some way to stop sitting on your brains.

But you know that. We're kind of in the same boat, Sheriff.

But you're gonna get your little brother here in trouble trying to help you.

But, brother, let me tell you something.

But, Louie, he said I had to be in and out before your shift change.

But, Mr Peck, a crop duster?

But, uh, you gotta understand I got my problems here.

But... But I don't think I'd better let you take this...

But... in the meantime, you'll have to wait.

But... Oh, yeah. Hey. Oh, yeah. Hey.

Butterfly. Now what do you see?

Bye bye.

Can't do a decent blow dry with a Harrison Hair Pro. There's no temperature control

Carl from Covina. Carl from Covina.

Catch me if you can!

Caught the Romans sleeping and beat 'em up.

Certainly you're familiar with his ammonia fixation.

Chatting about which guys you did or did not kill.

Chicken!

Claustrophobia. Tight places give me the creeps.

Clear this transmission. She's there.

Collins, show this gonzo we mean business.

Collins, you take that ridge up there, the one we used last time. Donny, that slope over there.

Collins, you wimp, I knew you'd go belly up.

Collins! Hey, Collins!

Colonel Lynch, come up! Colonel Lynch!

Colonel Lynch, it looks like they're headed towards the airport.

Colonel Lynch, this is Mark. I made him.

Colonel Lynch.

Colonel!

Colonel.

Come closer. I can't see ya.

Come on, Amy! Come on! Run!

Come on, Chips, time to go.

Come on, Colonel!

Come on, Colonel. The Bank of Hanoi?

Come on, guys. Come on, guys.

Come on, kid. This one's a wrap.

Come on, mama. Come on, mama.

Come on, Meadows.

Come on, now. Relax.

Come on, now. They're trying an escape. Dr Pepper is in on it. Come on.

Come on, Stark. Show some moxie.

Come on, sucker! I ain't got time for your crazy rap! Ooh!

Come on, you guys. I can help you with lots of stuff. I have the paper.

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Let me out of here! Stop foolin'around!

Come on! People, we're burning daylight here. Let's stay together here, huh?

Come on.

Come on. Get him. Go, go, go!

Come out and see what kind of surprise I have for you.

Come out!

Comin' up the river at ya. If they're unfriendlies, baby, you are in trouble.

Coming to you from high atop Indian Dunes.

Coming, Lieutenant?

Commit the souls of those sinners to your keeping!

Confucius. Great. Just what I need to go along with this headache.

Controlling their minds by terror and intimidation.

Cooking is excellent. It's a creative endeavour.

Could be a double for the sheriff's office.

Could. We are dealin' with double digit I.Qs here.

Couldn't get past the second chapter.

Count three before you follow me. B.A., you got the rear.

Cover it well. I don't want anybody coming in on our backside, all right?

Crank 'em up!

Cro Magnon there can hold the money for us.

Crop duster.

Daddy Hank, he gets in. He sets down. He's all excited.

Damn it, Grant. Doesn't this rag have a responsibility to protect its reporters on assignment?

Damn it, Hannibal. All you had to do was pull the lever.

Damn! I never saw such quick combinations in my life. That boy may be better than Jase.

Damn! Let's go.

Deaf and mute?

Deaf mute. Just checked in this week. It's gonna be an interesting fight.

Describing what you and your buddies have been doing off hours, won't ya?

Did I get a story? Did I? No.

Did I get mad? No. These things happen.

Did I tell you about the time I knocked down Floyd Patterson?

Did you find Massey's research paper? Did he file any copy at all?

Did you get anything more on that?

Did you get it?

Did you like the arms?

Did you see those moves?

Didn't we all, champ? Didn't we all?

Distributed the first printing with the wrong picture on it!

Do it before the street gets crowded.

Do it, man. My people ain't gonna fail me.

Do you read?

Doc, how soon can we take him out of here?

Doctor, is he any better?

Doctor, we've got to ask your confidence on this. Nobody can know.

Doesn't mean you gotta have a bad attitude.

Doing a cut and blow dry on a crazy man. Warden Beale sent me up here.

Don't anybody move a muscle! Don't even think about it!

Don't be afraid. I won't let nothin' hurt you.

Don't go out in a tailspin of speculation and accusations about your fellow officers.

Don't just stand there! Help 'em! Come on!

Don't let him spot you. I'm on my way with troops.

Don't matter. You're out voted anyway. Come on, let's go. We gotta get out of here.

Don't mess in my mud, B.A. I'm poison.

Don't need no colour. Got enough already.

Don't put no dog pound shuffle on me, Hannibal!

Don't tell me you didn't love seeing him over his head in that rancid water.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it. He's got a bad attitude.

Don't worry about me. Just worry about what you're gonna say to the military court when they send you up for life.

Don't worry. I got a plan that will keep us together

Don't worry. If it's inside a five mile radius, I can spot it... from the air.

Don't worry. When we drive away from here, those slimeballs are dead.

Don't yell at me, okay? I have a terrible headache.

Don't you have any trash bags? Maybe he'll put his head inside and suffocate.

Donny. Donny, you there? Come in.

Dr Pepper? Are you kidding?

Dr Pepper? Uh, come on in here a minute, will you?

Drop dead, sir.

Drop it, Reverend, or you'll be medium rare.

Dwight Pepper? Isn't he that dude that wrote that cream cheese book about coddling prisoners?

Empty garbage bag.

Especially no dust covered country cop.

Everybody get up and let's have a little lunch here.

Everybody's got their own room. You'll find clothing in the bedroom closet.

Everything I own.

Everything I'd like, you got.

Except I just got his book from the warden's office not more than an hour ago.

Excuse me again, but isn't he one of you?

Excuse me, but what are you doing?

Excuse me. Captain Stark, there's a phone call for you.

Face is gonna pay.

Face is gonna pay. Face is gonna pay.

Face, B.A. loves you.

Face, B.A., don't drop the hammers on 'em...

Face, get over to the van. Get on the radio.

Face, give us some help. Do you read me?

Face, if anybody could talk B.A. out of anything...

Face, pull in by that crane.

Face, this is Hannibal. They got us.

Face, you and Murdock put up that paper wall...

Face, you're the good doctor.

Face!

Face! Face, are you okay?

Faceman messed up. That's why I got shot.

Faster and tough.

Feel better, Mr Murdock.

Finish him off, boy.

Finish him off, son.

First I want your handshake you're not gonna pull down on us with your badge and gun.

First you're orphaned by your parents, and then by your country.

Five miles from the Oregon border, a maniacal religious cult leader named Martin James...

Five thousand? It's on a 110 line.

Five years of research, five years of writing...

Five years old, no home, no family.

Five, 10 miles. Take Junction 82 south.

Flight 607, heavy. You are on final approach and clear...

Floral display: 75. Oh, and we're billing this at $300 a day per man...

Flowers? Well, I hope they're from you...

Follow this streambed. Get up over that ridge.

For a crime they didn't commit

For a crime they didn't commit.

For a Sunday afternoon.

For getting my name put in the paper.

For he who hath cut out the sickness of the beast...

For I am the god of this age.

For the jazz, man.

For the jazz.

Four days after the Vietnam War ended.

Four guys wanted by the military aren't gonna have much credibility in court.

Four mini mikes: $1,500. Four hot lights: $200.

Freeze it... or lose it.

From a Colonel, uh, Morrison...

Funny.

Garbage bag.

Garter belts? Ooh!

Gee, l I don't know.

Get a book on prison reform.

Get back in the lake! Come on. I'm on a tight clock here!

Get behind him and push.

Get down. Get down!

Get him off the horn, Face. You drive.

Get him! Get him!

Get him! I said get him, Jase! Get him!

Get him! Okay, get him!

Get moving!

Get off my leg! I can't stand it when you touch me like that!

Get off my pants leg! I can't deal with it when you grab my pants all the time!

Get on the phone, spread the word.

Get out of that van with your hands up.

Get that light for me, would you?

Get the girl!

Get the luggage, kid.

Get the others out, B.A.

Get them! Don't let them get away!

Get those legs up, sweetheart. Put your hands in the air.

Get us some help, Murdock.

Gettin' arrested in this burg is the easy part.

Gimme a trash bag.

Gin.

Give me a sign. Give me a sign.

Give me Al Massey! Give him to me now!

Give me the keys.

Give us a lockdown and sound the alarms.

Glad to hear it. It's kind of hot out there. You got a couple of beers?

Go around and pick 'em up on the low road. They've gotta come out of here someplace.

Go now. There is plenty cantinas down at the beach.

Go on, son.

Go on. Go on. Have all the fun you want, my friend...

Go right on the dirt road just past Strikersville Junction.

Go to the alley behind the Kozy Kat Klub...

Go!

Go! Go!

God's work has no room for failure.

Goin' over to Doc Sullivan's. Nobody comes through that door but me.

Gonna get you for this, Face.

Gonna need for the Faceman to change his name. Yeah, to Broken Face.

Gonna need speakers, man. Big ones.

Gonna need that metal platin'. And get me some of this audio wire.

Good afternoon. Lieutenant Blackmore to check out Captain Murdock for psychiatric reevaluation.

Good enough. Murdock and I will handle the film commission.

Good idea. Use ammonia.

Good Lord! Mr Murdock!

Good. I don't wanna have to sit on anyone but Sonny Jenko.

Goodbye, sweet prince.

Goodbye.

Goodnight, Maloney.

Got 'em by the ring toss. They're heading over toward the merry go round.

Got a cigarette, Deke?

Got a favourite hotel down here? Nah.

Got him. Okay.

Got his file?

Got it.

Got over 200 acres and more head of cow than people can drink milk.

Got the cabin up by the lake. I'm just lookin' to take it easy.

Great!

Great. All we ask is that you don't ever say a word about us.

Great. B.A.

Great. The cavalry arrived. Where are the rest of the guys?

Guard! Get me outta here! Come on!

Guess who pulled the short straw?

Had to.

Hairdresser.

Half slips? Ooh!

Hang in there, baby.

Hang in there. You guys run a hell of an airport.

Hang on tight, Reverend. It's a bumpy road from here on.

Hang on. I'm making another run.

Hannibal and the others could've gone on, but they came back to help.

Hannibal wanted me to tell you we're headed to Acapulco.

Hannibal, I got company standing in the hall right now.

Hannibal, I'll go get the van ready to transport him.

Hannibal, that's Jase Tataro.

Hannibal, you... you'll talk him out of it, won't you?

Hannibal's gotta be down there somewhere.

Harold Lloyd? King Kong? Napoleon's parrot?

Has been keeping his youthful followers isolated from the outside world...

Have been spotted at a cocktail lounge at Fifth and Broadway in Los Angeles.

Have Captain Murdock made ready for release.

Have you got a hot water heater?

Have you heard this poem?

He ain't gonna like it, Norm. You know what he said about bustin' Yankees.

He also has one of the worst conduct records in the army.

He also said that you're a chicken hearted lowlife who sleeps in pig slop, and your sister...

He also worked on the Courier.

He could give him a great daughter, amigo!

He couldn't even prove that they existed.

He didn't. I did. I had to bring your Uncle Deke into town.

He doesn't look like the swimming instructor.

He ends up lushed out of his gourd in Costa del Sol.

He hates it.

He hit B.A.'s pad two hours ago with six M.P.s.

He is one with the ladies, no?

He is still looking for them. It is a vendetta for him.

He just picked a girl up in the garage of the Courier Express.

He likes to slug officers.

He loves the risk, the danger. He loves the jazz.

He may get real tough.

He needs blood. I can't locate any AB negative. It's a very unusual type.

He no look too good today

He ran the prison at Fort Bragg.

He said, "Your mother works street corners and you're so ugly, flies wouldn't land on you."

He spends most of his time by himself.

He tells me you busted up a bar in Florida. Got 30 days in Strikersville.

He thinks I'm doing a ring job on it over the weekend. I got us a Gulfstream. Can you fly it?

He took his army over the Alps into Italy.

He used elephants to carry his equipment.

He was down here on a story and he disappeared.

He was dragged from this town by Malavida Valdez.

He was in the Thunderbirds before the war.

He was madder than a hornets'nest in a rainstorm. It was driving him nuts.

He was spouting proverbs all over the place. I couldn't understand him.

He wear them glasses so can't nobody see his eyes.

He... He ain't a mute any more.

He'd be a professional wrestler.

He'll find out. These people are frightened. They'll tell him.

He's a colonel.

He's a crazy cultist terrorizing kids.

He's a marine biologist or some damn thing.

He's a tough guy.

He's a very unusual guy.

He's afraid to fly. Kind of silly, isn't it?

He's alive.

He's all mine, Kemosabe

He's also a mute. He can't even read lips.

He's been keeping everybody on this wing up all night.

He's been livin' on the edge ever since I known him. He's one crazy, hooked together dude.

He's been running around, shaking down these mountain villages...

He's daring me.

He's deaf. He's also a mute.

He's down there horse trading hotels.

He's goin' down, Warden. This time old Jase is gonna stop that boy for good.

He's gonna get his chance to fight Jase Tataro.

He's gonna show up in a couple of weeks down there at a bullfight wearing a lampshade.

He's got a Mohawk and about two tons of gold and bad manners.

He's got about 400 reinforcements.

He's got medication in the luggage. Bring the luggage!

He's got nothin'. His brother's about to be murdered at a Florida prison, and we're gonna get him out.

He's got outstanding warrants for Murder One in two states.

He's got over a hundred kids he's terrorizing up there that need help.

He's got the fastest hands I've seen in 20 years.

He's high on smack or speedballin' or somethin'.

He's in more trouble than you guys. Pulled him over for speeding and ran his prints.

He's in your mental ward.

He's just an angry mud sucker.

He's my brother. Everyone says, "Yeah.

He's my friend.

He's not faking. Mr Murdock has paranoid anxiety delusions and intermittent memory loss.

He's on the jazz. He's on the jazz.

He's right. Our fathers would spit on us.

He's some kind of escape artist or somethin

He's terrorizing villages in the mountains.

He's waking up, Hannibal.

He's...

Head of the film commission is Miguel Perez. So we're doing the sexy, dumb, blond movie.

Heads up. Look out below!

Heart attack victim.

Hello, Jack? This is Mo Sullivan. Is the sheriff in?

Hello? Is anybody there?

Hello. All right!

Here they come.

Here we are. There they are.

Here we go again, Murdock.

Here you go, B.A. A .44 for ya.

Here.

Here. A colonel named Lynch.

Here's the deal... you give me Al Massey...

Hey, brother, if it's got wings, I can fly it.

Hey, Cap'n, wait up. What's your hurry?

Hey, come back!

Hey, did you hear that?

Hey, Face, look at that abandoned real estate office.

Hey, Face, those blood capsules work great!

Hey, Faceman, when my blood brother says he wants a...

Hey, Faceman. How you doing?

Hey, fat lip, button it!

Hey, friend, you got a big mouth. Why don't you shut it...

Hey, great, Murdock, great!

Hey, guys. Long time, no see.

Hey, Hannibal, here comes the meat. They're hangin' a right on Main.

Hey, Hannibal, will you make this sucker shut up?

Hey, Hannibal, you were right. Lynch's men spotted us, and they're comin'up the street!

Hey, hey, hey, I am a pilot!

Hey, hey, it's me.

Hey, Jack, I thought you was a farmer. This place looks like a junkyard.

Hey, Joey, what'd you and your mother hear from Jase?

Hey, look, Warden, I done a little research on Strikersville Prison...

Hey, Lynch! Lose a little weight, will ya?

Hey, Maloney, you're gonna pension off in three months.

Hey, man, let me outta here. I'll make sure you got a motorcycle escort all the way to the state line.

Hey, Mr Massey.

Hey, muchacho. Why you shoot at Malavida?

Hey, Reverend, we got a little fire and brimstone for ya!

Hey, senor.

Hey, Sheriff, get over here!

Hey, Sheriff, look.

Hey, Sheriff. Doc Sullivan's on the phone. She wants to talk at ya.

Hey, take it easy. It was probably just a mix up at the flower shop.

Hey, these are $600 ostrich skin boots, Jack.

Hey, think I wanna be up at this hour?

Hey, Tim, bring that thing with wheels on it in for me, will ya?

Hey, what's going on?

Hey, Wyatt, drift, okay?

Hey, you, boy, I said get out.

Hey!

Hey! Get up there in that crane! Get those bikes down!

Hey! Who's out there?

Hey.

Hi there. Our first caller is Carl from Covina.

Hi. I'm the blood lady.

His file was specifically chosen by General Fred White, the surgeon general of the air force.

His headquarters burnt to the ground, so no record of the mission was ever found.

His uncle is having a lobotomy tomorrow?

His wife died. He's been depressed.

His will be done. It will be done!

Hit it.

Hit the floor!

Hittin' the prop? We'll shoot it off!

Hmm. Well, I hope you're right.

Hmm. You know, Sheriff, it... it just doesn't seem right to me.

Hold it, Murdock.

Hold it!

Hold it! Wait!

Hold it.

Hold it. Let me out.

Hold it. That thing been on all the time?

Holy Moly! Who are those guys? Hannibal!

Honey, get out, before I pull your plug all the way.

Hopefully, she had the instinct to follow them.

How about ballet class? You want one of those?

How about you come out before I set fire to this whole stinking town?

How are we gonna get Murdock up here?

How can Hannibal stand those things?

How can they be buggin' us in here? This is a coffee shop.

How did Jase get away?

How do people work with you if they're so afraid...

How do you award it?

How in the hell they're bugging everywhere we go before we get there, and we're carrying the mikes right along with us.

How long ago did it happen?

How long can I...

How long can this go on?

How long you wanna play this game? How long you gonna hide behind this receiver, mister?

How long...

How many fingers am I holding up?

How many more of these we gonna go for? I mean, I don't know about the rest of you guys...

How many people know about it? About us, huh?

How many people you tell about me?

How much farther?

How much is life worth? How much A. Massey life worth?

How much money missy got?

How would you know? I just found out you're not really Dr Pepper.

How'd you like a little Mohawk trim, B.A., just to keep me in practice?

How'd you like a little right hook, Hannibal, just to sorta keep me in practice?

How's it sound so far? Bull's eye, right?

How's my patient?

However, if he starts talking about ammonia, that's a clue he may become violent.

Howling Mad Murdock here.

Huh?

Hunting accident. Shot in the leg. He's lost a lot of blood, Doctor.

Hurry up! Hurry up!

I ain't about to discuss my prison with some, uh, university, uh, "peniologist"...

I ain't goin' on no airplane.

I ain't going anywhere with him, Hannibal.

I ain't going to no airport, Hannibal. I ain't gonna fly with that crazy fool Murdock.

I ain't gonna let you pump none of Murdock's crazy juice in me.

I ain't got no time to make no ashtrays.

I already read it.

I am a killer with louvered windows.

I am a soldier.

I am Ground Control Officer Sanchez. I'm asking you, who's the pilot of this aircraft?

I am not taking you with me, kiddo. I got this story. I'm gonna write it.

I am real, real disappointed with this film commission

I appreciate that you're down here to chronicle my efforts in the national press.

I appreciate that your findings will be published in 70 syndicated papers...

I been givin'ya a great deal of thought.

I believe it was General Grant that said...

I brought my money like the Chinese guy said. And you're right. I am a cop. And I'm a good cop.

I c can't breathe.

I call for a vote. All of those who would drive this bandit out of our town, raise their hands.

I call it dumb. You don't go and kick the snake you tryin' to sneak up on.

I can blow you away right here.

I can feel myself gettin' crazy already.

I can't agree to have fugitives protect this town.

I can't believe you are willing to jeopardize your entire career...

I can't breathe.

I can't make a deal with a wanted man.

I can't wait to pass that along.

I can't?

I could raise about $150,000.

I didn't say I had a problem, B.A. I'm just saying...

I didn't think we'd get away with those buttons as long as we have.

I don't have a lot of time. I only have his uncle for the day...

I don't have any orders to that effect.

I don't have no flight plans for Mexico. I could follow up the coast, but we don't have enough fuel.

I don't know what I'm gonna do. I got my words, and my brain's workin' fine.

I don't know who you guys are or what you're planning to do...

I don't know. I have intermittent memory loss.

I don't know. It was supposed to be a simple gig.

I don't know. Let's go. Come on.

I don't make passes.

I don't remember him being like this.

I don't think there's gonna be one con comin' here and gettin' no haircut.

I don't think you got the gas to keep Jenko in there!

I don't understand. A motorcycle gang?

I don't want any more talk in the room at headquarters...

I don't want to do it, Mr Beale.

I find it best not to kid about mental disorder, don't you, Nurse Schnider?

I find you guilty of crimes against the word...

I give a fresh specimen to the V.A. every week.

I give blood to guys with holes in 'em, and perhaps we can do business, muchacho.

I got 'em. And there's another one.

I got a big time feature to produce.

I got bed check at the hospital in an hour.

I got him! Now!

I got one leg.

I got one more shot and I'm through. Now watch this.

I got some help. Joey hired me and some friends to get you out.

I gotta be alone with my phone.

I gotta call Murdock and tell him Lynch is after us again.

I gotta get down to the paper and proof my story. I got front page tomorrow.

I gotta get. I gotta pick up a friend at 3:00.

I gotta go.

I gotta stay down there two minutes for the water to get still.

I guess they're not fooled by that scowl you're always wearing.

I had no money. Didn't have a house to stay in.

I had to tie off an artery. It took 60 stitches to close him up.

I hate everything. I hate this dresser, my straitjacket.

I hate that movie. Face, did you ever read that script? It stinks.

I have a hunch this Murdock character isn't anywhere near as crazy as he pretends.

I have a sneaky feeling that you're faking all this.

I have heard enough.

I have his book right here.

I have influence. I have the computer at the paper for research stuff.

I have to listen to it all day.

I haven't seen a wound like that since Vietnam.

I hope they're brave.

I just gotta play against the house. So long, lizard breath.

I just hate it.

I just want you to know, you're a welcome addition to my family.

I keep telling everybody, don't you think I wanna get out of here...

I knew then it was over.

I know it doesn't seem like it, Doc, but we are the guys in the white hats.

I know this lot like the back of my hand.

I know. 'Cause I come from a place where the rats are big as alley cats.

I know. I know. Qué submarine?

I know. I know. What you guys are doing is really important. You saved Al.

I left word with the watch commander where we'd be. Get ready. We might be rolling.

I like your style, Miss Allen.

I love it when a mark is angry. They don't think straight.

I love it when a plan comes together.

I may be gone for a couple of days.

I mean, a lot of people in this town could get hurt.

I mean, eight grand is only 2,000 apiece.

I mean, he already busted out of Fort Bragg once

I mean, he didn't do anything wrong, and it's not nice to lock somebody up in their own jail.

I mean, somebody has to pay.

I mean, the Barbarians just lettin'us take their boss away like that...

I mean, there's no appeal from my justice.

I mean, when we talk about John Smith...

I mean, without even throwin' a few rocks or somethin'.

I miss ridin' over the north 40 Sunday mornings...

I need reclining salon chairs. Where are my reclining salon chairs?

I need this.

I never worry. But if slimy over there is right...

I only got him out of the V.A. Hospital on a two day pass.

I really have to off this laundry guy?

I remember, in the orphanage, I had a whole scrapbook...

I rest not until my work is done.

I said answer it. Go on.

I said I ain't gettin' on no airplane, Hannibal.

I said, all in favour.

I say we get Jase out of prison for Joey. All in favour?

I screamed bloody murder, and they told me... they promised... that all the books had been recalled!

I see.

I still don't see. The story I read was about three American blonds...

I stopped back at San Rio Blanco. They insisted on coming to help us.

I stopped dreaming. I don't dream any more.

I suppose I can understand one man runnin'scared...

I sure hope this goes down before the M.P.s arrive.

I sure would like to have you try, Doctor.

I tell you, Hannibal... these photos of his wife and daughter?

I think I got a real handle on my character here.

I think I should go along to tell him what's happening.

I think I'm in Quincy's living room. We're falling apart here.

I think in about, oh, 20 or 30 minutes I could tell you whether this boy is really fixated..

I think it's a hell of a story. And if we can prove it, I get front page.

I think that we go 4: 10 Western to Acapulco.

I think we ought to turn around and call it off.

I think we'll spray this guy's field.

I think you can use it as a swivel.

I think you know what I want: something tasteful.

I think you should hire some better peoples next time.

I think you wear panty hose.

I think you'd better forget that appointment tomorrow morning with Chief Metcalf.

I think, uh, once he gets hit, he'll know what's happening.

I thought I was supposed to charm the sheriff.

I thought if I could test fly that sucker on down to Houston, Daddy Hank... I call him Daddy Hank...

I thought these guys were supposed to be religious.

I thought they recalled all the wrong dust covers, Dr Pepper.

I thought we'd start by getting Mr Murdock here a better self image.

I thought you and your Daddy Hank bought that Lear in Santa Barbara.

I told you before, we're ballet dancers.

I told you it wasn't very nice.

I told you that before we left, but, no!

I told you this plan stinks.

I told you what I was gonna do to you next time you tried to take me on an airplane, didn't I?

I told you, the man cannot be moved until he gets some blood.

I understand, Captain, but war is hell.

I used to do a little second storey work when I was with the Miami Herald.

I used to dream, and now I've stopped.

I waited and I waited, and all I got was a cold. I thought maybe you didn't want this job.

I wanna be close to the mechanical stuff.

I wanna find him.

I wanna get back. I'm tired of running.

I wanna meet with you... tonight, you and me.

I wanna tell you something. You see, the state of Florida...

I want 'em! I want 'em!

I want Al Massey.

I want it to pop when I hit ya. Oh. Nice.

I want the dietitian's staff to be given full examinations and, if necessary, shots.

I want these guys, Billy.

I want this set up just like it was with the stewardess last month.

I want trash bags!

I want you to get that Jeep. Make sure it's full of gas.

I want you to peel off and get Amy out of there.

I was being my own agent. It was beautiful.

I was born in this town.

I was just getting set to read it, and I noticed this.

I was trying to find out what happened to him. They claim he never even entered Mexico.

I wasn't gonna tell you guys, but I decided to do a story on you.

I wasn't talkin to you. I was talkin' to him.

I wasn't talkin' to you, punk. I was talkin' to him.

I went as far as the trees. The preacher's got one lookout at the farm.

I will fear no evil. Thy rod and thy AR 15 shall comfort me, right, guys?

I will have my vengeance!

I will lead the army!

I will seek payment, for you are mine..

I will show the devil! Go!

I wonder if that mute's as tough as he looks?

I wonder where they are now.

I would bust your butts in a flat second.

I would like to handle this in my own way

I, uh, I got my doctorate at LSU in neurotic fixations.

I...

I'd hate to have him knock his hat off in the john.

I'd like a trash bag, please, if you have one. I really could use a trash bag.

I'd like to have a family, but you can't do that with the government on your tail.

I'd love some artillery. A 105 would be beautiful. Recoilless.

I'd love to have the rights to that story.

I'll be back.

I'll be damned.

I'll be over in a couple of minutes.

I'll be waitin'for you.

I'll be with you in a minute. I gotta answer my phone.

I'll do the best I can, but...

I'll drop ya. There's a new night nurse there with definite possibilities.

I'll get something. Don't bother Miguel.

I'll give it straight.

I'll have Maloney at the Oceanside Amusement Park at 3.00 this afternoon.

I'll just take the pack.

I'll keep my eye on ya. If you see anything, give me a signal.

I'll keep track of every stick I use, and I'll return the box. Open the door.

I'll leave the patient here with you, but unless you have proper quarantine facilities available...

I'll see ya maybe next week. Don't steal no hubcaps.

I'll straighten that out and get you a xerox of my copy, Mr Perez.

I'll take care of the check. I'll phone you, Andre.

I'll take care of them. I've been a cop too long to let this one go by.

I'll tell you what you are, Deke

I'll tell you what, you have Jackhammer Jackson try him out.

I'll, uh..

I'm a marked man. Valdez has agents in Puntarenas.

I'm a rude man. Do y'all want a cheque, a deposit?

I'm almost there. I'm on the way with troops.

I'm Captain Roy McEvedy. Lieutenant Harv Esterhaus and Sergeant Smith.

I'm comin' in low and sideways to plug the bag.

I'm doing a story on prison reform.

I'm gonna check out the church steeple. We better get going. We haven't got much time.

I'm gonna come over there and shut it myself!

I'm gonna cut you a cheque next time I'm at the bank, man.

I'm gonna slam dunk that sucker.

I'm Hannibal Smith. You wanna hire the A Team?

I'm in a field north of the prison. There's about 50 cars in front of a barn.

I'm looking for a friend of mine. His name is Al Massey.

I'm looking for a man named Manny Cortez.

I'm looking for John Smith! John, where are ya?

I'm Manny Cortez.

I'm not a cop. I'm a fugitive.

I'm not a nurse's aide. I respectfully refuse...

I'm not alone. Give this gonzo a haircut.

I'm not even supposed to sing, but Chiquita Banana got hung up at Valley Presbyterian.

I'm not gonna waste any more of this paper's money on that lost cause.

I'm not hiring you to murder them. Look, if you could get them to confess, maybe just one of them...

I'm not interested in your money. I just want to know what happened to my patient.

I'm not nuts.

I'm not sure you are exactly what I bargained for.

I'm not through with you, tinsel head. I'll be back.

I'm not up here for the fresh air.

I'm nuts. Let's keep that straight. Okay?

I'm on vacation.

I'm playing mean with a kind of a sad reluctance.

I'm really scared.

I'm scared.

I'm shaving. Come on. Haven't you ever seen a man shave in the morning?

I'm sorry what happened to you. Bye, Mr Murdock.

I'm sorry, but we'll have to go through some of your things.

I'm sorry, sir, but I know nothing about that. Perhaps at the desk.

I'm sorry. I'm just worried about my daughter.

I'm surprised the surgeon general let me out.

I'm suspending you at half pay for two weeks. You're a good reporter...

I'm the man you so desperately seek, senor.

I'm tired of scraping him off the front steps.

I'm... Excuse me. Face, I looked and I looked...

I've been carrying him, but now I'm through.

I've been commissioned by the Senate of these here United States to write a thesis on several prisons...

I've been laying the groundwork on this plane deal for two months.

I've been wantin' to hit somebody all mornin'.

I've got a couple of guys down here I want you to run through your computer.

I've got agents like you hawking me all day long.

I've passed a few sentences myself, my friend.

I've read the ads you run in the Hollywood trade papers. "Come down here and film in splendour."

I've stopped dreaming.

If any of us get caught, we get 20 years in a federal slammer.

If he looks like he can handle himself, I'm gonna file assault charges against him...

If he'd hit me, I'd be in the hospital.

If he's flying, then we're dying.

If I confirm your credentials, do you, Miss Allen?

If I could fly him around over the weekend...

If I could just get your John Hancock, huh, Sergeant?

If I scare people, it gives me room.

If I was smart, I wouldn't be working for some skirt with no money.

If I was to become convinced your rehab programmes were movin' in the right direction.

If I went to Chief Metcalf with this, but I don't have any proof and the chief would never believe me.

If she didn't, we're dead.

If she looks legit...

If that happens, you aren't gonna win the fight or see what's going on.

If that's the way you want it, friend.

If they do well, he separates them from the other prisoners and trains them.

If we don't blow an airhole down to 'em, they eat it!

If we don't, then, uh, B.A. could be in big trouble.

If we want to stay out of the federal slammer, we gotta screen our clients.

If we're gonna run off some bandits, we're gonna need some help.

If you could prove that, I'd sure appreciate it...

If you don't fight back, he'll continue beating you.

If you don't, then goodbye and good luck, and I'll see the chief in the morning.

If you feel well enough, I've got a hot water heater I need to move out of the basement.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them...

If you ladies'll wait in the office, the sheriff'll bring you some paint.

If you let me out, what's to prevent me from bringing in the National Guard and bustin' the whole bunch of you?

If you think you can pick these three locks in 10 minutes, then, uh...

If you thought all I had were accusations, we wouldn't be standing out here...

If you turn state's evidence, you could get a reduced sentence...

If you want him out of there, you're going to have to uncuff me.

If you want this guy, Valdez, bad enough, and we get him, you'll feel it. Wait and see.

If you wouldn't mind me giving you just a little advice...

If you're talking to him, you are talking to me, because he's deaf.

If you're talking to him, you're wasting your time.

If you're working in conjunction with the military police.

In a world full of dragons.

In a world of dragons.

In a world without end!

In and out of trouble. An orphan from L.A. This guy is Mr Ricky Ticky.

In Hollywood at 2:00 a.m.

In life, in darkness.

In light...

In special weapons and tactics.

In the hills near the town of Redwood, California...

In the name of our Lord...

In the past 18 months, there have been seven prisoners...

Including the Washington Post, and I am not unmindful of the public attention y'all can put on my study.

Including your wife and your daughter.

Incredible case of the hots.

Indian Dunes. Four miles from the exit. 11.00.

Ink. It looks like ink. See, I've been doin' these most of my life...

Interesting, isn't it?

Is absolutely beautiful...

Is forcing the prisoners to fight to the death.

Is get on the board and turn this thing around.

Is she there, Mr Smith? Is my daughter with them?

Is the van ready, Sneed?

Is this all there is? A name... Manny Cortez... and a phone number?

Is this part of the plan?

It beats making trouble, don't it, Jase?

It doesn't take much to cause him trouble. He keeps tripping over his I.Q

It don't pay to ask questions on this cell block

It eats through the soles of your shoes.

It happens once, maybe twice, I say, "Okay."

It is a crazy story. That's why we're talkin' to ya.

It is beautiful! Beautiful!

It is better to fight and die than to run like children.

It looks like a butterfly, don't it?

It makes me nervous to think we might've been bugged.

It must have been a great fight. Hey, Mick, give him a beer, will ya?

It must have been incubating all this time. Good thing his tests showed us the infestation this early.

It strikes to the central core of the human condition.

It was my fault.

It was nobody's fault. We got the client out alive. That's what counts.

It won't take those rogues long to figure out where we are.

It wouldn't be fun if he played nice.

It, uh, calms you.

It's a fluff picture, Mike. The director is a nut bar. Nothin' makes sense in Hollywood any more.

It's a long ride. I wish one of these times you'd agree to fly.

It's a long story, and no one wants to listen. We're on the run.

It's a notch or two past silly. This is ridiculous.

It's a perimeter structure. One way in, one way out. Your basic Fort Apache layout.

It's a sin to eavesdrop, guys.

It's a tough break, but that's showbiz

It's all in my book.

It's all open out here. Any sentry could spot him almost a mile and a half away.

It's all right. I set it up with the warden this afternoon.

It's better if I swing by the airport and try to pick up a flight and follow it down.

It's either that or the death penalty, Stark. And I've already passed that.

It's Friday already?

It's gonna be like the Fourth of July! My, my!

It's gonna be okay.

It's gonna make me crazy just like he is.

It's good. Tighten it up. Cut the stuff about the song...

It's gotta be the lightest one of us.

It's his first book. He's a doctor of psychology from LSU.

It's important to tell 'em you love 'em every couple of days.

It's in my book under "Decreased Inmate Violence Through Personal Grooming.'"

It's just one cop's word against another. There's no evidence against us to convict us.

It's knowing that you're risking everything...

It's knowing...

It's like a nightmare out there. It's like a... like a prison camp.

It's like walkin' into a casino in Vegas...

It's lt's lt's like walking a tightrope...

It's my unit, man. You gotta stay with your unit.

It's not gonna make you crazy, B.A. It's just gonna make you mellow.

It's not my fault. I don't even have a licence any more. I don't think I should be flying at all.

It's okay. It's okay.

It's on everything. And I hate ammonia.

It's set, B.A. The guys should be here in a couple of minutes.

It's showtime.

It's something that stems from my childhood.

It's the best I could do on such short notice. I'm working Miguel overtime.

It's the place I call home.

It's the same plan we nailed that Cong general with outside Khe San.

It's your life, Carl. What do you think you should do?

Jase could be gettin' murdered while we stand around here trying to get arrested.

Jase is real tough, Hannibal. He grew up in my neighbourhood.

Jase Tataro!

Jase was the first one to get away.

Jase, he's he's real tough and mean."

Jase, Lieutenant Trask here's gonna give you regulation clothes, okay?

Johnny, I want 30 seconds underwater. Thirty seconds after "action."

José, the manager, couldn't turn any rooms, so we had to settle for the owner's villa.

Judging by the distance of photographer to victim, perfect target range.

Just a little bit more.

Just call him up and tell him, "Red Ball One, bag is leaking."

Just get in the car and calm down.

Just give us a second here, fellas. He's on us... Colonel Lynch.

Just had a mountain cave in on the main shaft. I need some help.

Just keep your mouth shut.

Just lie still.

Just like that.

Just like you ain't a warden any more.

Just make sure he ain't gonna have no problems.

Just spring some oil man's son from his kidnappers.

Keep that tape rollin'. Three grand a copy.

Keep workin' on it. I'll try to soften up the doc before she calls in the heat.

Kept me and the others alive also.

Kids.

Knowing that at every second...

Knowing that, uh...

Known as B.A. for "bad attitude. '"

L I know, baby. I know. It's gonna be all right.

Lady, angry doesn't even begin to cover it.

Last year we sent him to cover the French elections.

Lay off what? This man has a chance for greatness.

Layin' down your money on the crap table and winnin' on the first roll.

Learned most of my cons from watching episodes about bunco artists.

Leave him up there. It doesn't bother me. I'll take it from here. Thank you.

Leaving? Why are we leaving?

Lessen you get your hands up, this man is gonna kill you. Go!

Let her rip, B.A.

Let me know when your eyes start to fog.

Let's call it in, Red.

Let's circle around, hit 'em with the ammonia.

Let's get him in the church steeple.

Let's get something straight right now.

Let's get this sucker in the can. Back in the drink, chickie. Same shot.

Let's go!

Let's go! First door on your right.

Let's go.

Let's go. Jase could be dead already

Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. We'll drop joey at home and get on down there.

Let's hear it for women's rights.

Let's hurry up. We gotta be there in 20 minutes.

Let's pick up the supplies and, uh, move along.

Let's say you intrigued us enough to want to find out if this is some kind of trap...

Let's see if we can get it to blow a cylinder.

Let's take a look at that trash bag fixation, shall we?

Let's turn around and give him a big wave.

Lied? Me?

Life don't mean nothin' unless you can hold your head up high

Lighten up, fellas. You gotta do these things with style.

Like in rope 'em and brand 'em?

Like the back of your hand, huh, sucker?

Like the last reel of Happy Trails.

Like them gladiators in Rome, man.

Listen to Rockefeller. Two thousand is all we each make in a month.

Listen! That's not fair!

Listen.

Listen. B.A. 's been hit. We need some of your AB negative.

Listen. Just help me here. Stay with me, boobie. At least I'm not asking you for a lousy cannon.

Lock it and leave it. We're leaving. You got five seconds.

Lockdown. Lockdown.

Look at this. They warned me tonight they'd hurt my wife and daughter...

Look at you. Standin' here lookin' at your shoes.

Look out!

Look, Amy, we all gotta accept death.

Look, lady, the way I am is the way I am.

Look, there's nothing we can do to help you. We don't even have a phone.

Look, uh, I don't wanna make enemies of you people...

Look. I got problems, you know.

Lookin' across my spread.

Looks kind of quiet.

Looks like they make their own electricity.

Looks like you got some help, huh?

Lynch is right behind us, baby. Get the clearance.

Ma'am, allow me.

Maim him! Just Just maim him!

Makin'believe you're Che Guevara, runnin'around in the bushes...

Making them grow his marijuana, then selling it to an American importer...

Malavida's a tax man.

Man, I'm gonna hit you right alongside the head.

Man, I'm warnin' y'all for the last time. I don't want this sucker's blood in me.

Man, that old tub of lard can't stand up to my boys.

Many peoples know A Team.

Martin James, he's...

May I speak to Mr H.M. Murdock, please?

Maybe I take a grenade and blow your house down.

Maybe the entire wing, perhaps the entire hospital, then by all means...

Maybe the senator's kid talked. Never thought he had his lights on.

Maybe tonight, early morning.

Maybe you can hire... the A Team.

Maybe you come down from there and we talk.

Maybe. But I gotta try.

Maybe. Maybe not. But there's one real easy way for you to find out.

Maybe. Stake her out. She's the only lead we've got left and I wanna know where she is every minute.

Me? By myself?

Mess hall's next to the fence.

Mexican embassy complains that you're threatening them. Look!

Miguel, the film commissioner, is reading the script. Get him out there beating the bushes.

Miguel.

Mike Kelly tried to follow that story about six months ago before he got sacked.

Mike, don't we have an A.D. to hold the traffic on that road?

Miss Allen, if y'all don't mind.

Miss Amy Allen, may I present Bosco Baracus. B.A.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. Yeah. Yeah, this is Deputy Harmson.

Mmm. What time are the feds comin' by for Jenko?

Moanin' about some dumb, big, fat, stupid, stinkin' bandit.

Mommy, it's the Aquamaniac!

More to the point, the chopper got away.

More? Who do these guys think they are? You gotta be kidding. More than that?

Mostly AR 15s, sidearms, hunting knives

Move it, Lieutenant!

Move it, Sergeant.

Move it! Move it! Move it! That's right. Through the water.

Mr Lee said he would call and give me advance warning.

Mr Murdock, what are you doing?

Mr Pepper, I don't have no time for you today.

Mr Smith, I'm sorry. I couldn't get the money fast enough.

Mr Smith, the warden is doing the best he can. I think Warden Beale is being extremely cooperative.

Murdock, bring that TV tape and collect Sneed.

Murdock, can you hear me? Over.

Murdock, do you read me? Over.

Murdock, do you think you could fire this crane up?

Murdock, go!

Murdock, grab a fender. Face, take the right. B.A., get behind the truck.

Murdock, grab that TV camera.

Murdock, how did I let you talk me into this?

Murdock, I didn't mean to trouble you.

Murdock, just go.

Murdock, knock it off! You're diggin' my grave here with B.A.

Murdock, Lynch fell on us. He may be heading your way.

Murdock, you there?

Murdock? Why do we need that crazy fool? We ain't flyin'.

Murdock's blood might even add a little colour to your life.

My 30 days turned into five years.

My blood'll cool him down for you, Face.

My bodily fluids are in great demand by the finest minds of our time.

My book, on the other hand, is the current bible of penologists...

My boys are gonna come in here and bust me out.

My daughter and I have lived here for the past five years alone.

My family has lived here for 200 years.

My guess is you don't know what's going on here anyway.

My head went crazy. They said I was lazy, but I'm gettin' by, on the fly...

My head will roll if this deal got messed up too.

My jail's different.

My question exactly.

My self image is real bad.

My word is good.

My, my. It looks like the problems of all time are weighin' you down.

Nah, I just wanna squeeze you marshmallows outta my town.

Nah, it's just a flesh wound.

Nah, nah. I'm just here to do a little fishin'.

Nah, you're not gonna have to move Jenko. All you gotta do is stuff a sock in his mouth.

National Guard's just up the road. They'll be here any minute.

Neither are we.

Neither do I. But since I've been put in charge of arts and crafts, I'll make time.

Neither does Martin James.

Next to that building with the crazy looking temple.

Nice little shindig, Warden. But it's over.

Nice try, Colonel, but you ain't Moses.

Nice, though, isn't it?

Nice.

Night nurses at that joint all have third degree black belts, Face. You touch her, she'll break your caps.

Nine millimetre! It's nice.

No $16 million bonanza for this country. We are out of here.

No clues exist as to their identity.

No deal, senor!

No doubt about it. You're on a cold streak here.

No is enough. A Team cost more.

No kiddin'? For what?

No need to wait, Face. I think this is the place.

No offence, Sheriff, but that's been tried before.

No one said anything about tuberculosis. There was nothing on the chart.

No park here!

No phones, no pool, no pets, but you're gonna love your new neighbour.

No rest for the weary.

No way out of this.

No way. You're in it, man.

No, I can't lie down, not till we get Hannibal's boots back.

No, I don't think you should be moving around much.

No, I'm sorry. He's not going anywhere until I can stabilize him.

No, I'm thinking about giving one.

No, it ain't. Mine is special. Once upon a time, I didn't have a dime.

No, l I hate violence.

No, no, no. It's just that...

No, no.

No, no. Excuse me. You're under arrest, Colonel

No, no. No way. They didn't act like cops.

No, no. You can't be spotted with us; you'll get burned.

No, not at all

No, not yellow people. "Yell at people."

No, they're not. They're gonna roll in here...

No, wait!

No, we didn't love it.

No, you can't do that. Remember what Hannibal told you

No, you gotta be the bait

No! How many more of you want to be beaten by that maniac...

No! No! They'll kill him!

No. And he's not going to be...

No. He hates his Uncle Deke who used to sell the stuff.

No. Not you, gringo. Not you. We still have some talking to do.

No. You'll be a princess...

Nobody ever pushed me around.

Nobody knew anything about the mission. They claim they were under orders...

Nobody steals my boots.

Nobody talks to us like that when we been drinkin'...

Nobody thought you could take an army over the Alps, but Hannibal did.

Nobody's comin' back for you, punk.

Nobody's comin'back for that creep. His gang's long gone.

Nobody's gonna break out of my jail.

None of the cops I know sit around over their coffee discussing a murder they attempted that morning.

Nope. Hannibal's not the one under the gun.

North of Da Nang, 50 clicks from the D.M.Z., we all got taken by Charlie.

Not bad. Who else?

Not Dr Pepper? Are you kidding?

Not move him? They're gonna roll in here and shoot up this jail.

Not the greatest place in the world, but nobody said they were perfect.

Not you, just him.

Nothin'.

Nothing to it. This is Smith. How you doing, kid?

Nothing. I did take the liberty of stopping by his house.

Notified military police that suspects John Smith, Bosco Baracus and Templeton Peck...

Now Amy and I, we'll scan the stuff we need...

Now at Leavenworth, they've had tremendous success with the hair styling concept. Absolutely incredible.

Now come out of there one at a time...

Now he'll be up in Box Canyon in about five minutes.

Now I don't know how to talk to you, boy.

Now if it's all right, I'd like to see the hospital facilities.

Now if you can pass Mr Lee's test, you've hired the A Team.

Now take it easy, B.A. Take it easy.

Now that we've gotten that out of the way, over on your left...

Now this is more like it.

Now we join Psychology Chat Back with Dr Toni Pace.

Now y'all are legalized deputies of this county, so good huntin', huh?

Now you all are gonna be on the 10.00 news.

Now you call Judge Bell and you tell him that I got me some Yankees...

Now you can come on out of there.

Now you have all spoken and defied him.

Now you heard the judge. He's gonna send a senate investigator down here...

Now you spend your Saturdays in here with me.

Now you tell him.

Now you're beginning to walk through the valley of my wrath, Preacher.

Now your client is a big riskola.

Now, B.A.

Now, B.A., you know I wouldn't try to fool you.

Now, come on. I'm in here. Let's go.

Now, do as we say

Now, give him some time. He'll... He'll cool off.

Now, here's the deal.

Now, his SW AT officers, they have one of the hottest records on the force...

Now, if you wanted somebody with good manners, you should have hired an English butler.

Now, Mr Lee said...

Now, no one said anything about flying.

Now, remember: This is it.

Now, Sheriff, if you're not gonna play the game...

Now, those guys are muscle bound, and they got a backup.

Now, uh, if you want the job, you take it.

Now, uh, Murdock, B.A., Hannibal, you rent the car and get arrested.

Now, Warden, everybody wants to look nice.

Nurse, keep this on the patient's face.

Of course he did. He wouldn't leave us in trouble.

Of course he's Dr Pepper.

Of course you weren't told. We didn't wanna panic the passengers.

Of course, he knocked me out.

Of course, they'll be made to pay.

Of Dick Tracy and his Crimestopper texts.

Off and on...

Oh, and if this man has been eating in the cafeteria...

Oh, boy. There better not have been a foul up on this.

Oh, Collins!

Oh, come on, Mick.

Oh, damn.

Oh, fellas, I gotta make a livin'.

Oh, good. I'm glad you're back. l I was afraid to leave these guys alone.

Oh, he doesn't have anything in his pockets you want.

Oh, I really don't think he should move around much.

Oh, I see. He's got a lot of money, has he?

Oh, I think he's much better.

Oh, it's just devastating. Really.

Oh, look. I don't know if I should release him.

Oh, man!

Oh, my. Not you again.

Oh, no! Did you buy all Harrisons?

Oh, no! He's gone! It's too late, Doc!

Oh, no. They changed it.

Oh, no. Your credit's okay with us, Jo Bob.

Oh, Sheriff, that was Military Intelligence.

Oh, shut up and get out of here. Keep pushin'.

Oh, shut up, Sue Ellen! Just shut your damn yap!

Oh, sure. Have you crank off a couple of rounds into my duffel bag?

Oh, we'll get you there, Jenko. Bet on it.

Oh, well, that's just real great! Meanwhile, that's where I am! In the closet!

Oh, well, this one has your picture on it.

Oh, well.

Oh, what I wouldn't give to be sitting across the table from one of the guys who pulled off that caper.

Oh, yeah, tough as steel.

Oh, yeah, yeah. There's one guy in here...

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Faceman loves bubble bath. He lives in it.

Oh, yeah. I remember getting a note on that from the courthouse

Oh. Trash bags?

Oh. Yeah. Yeah, I be here, Hannibal. How we doin', muchacho?

Okay

Okay already.

Okay, baby. I'll see you tonight.

Okay, everybody on their feet.

Okay, he's inside.

Okay, I give up. I give up. It's all yours. It's all yours. It's all yours.

Okay, let me out.

Okay, let's go.

Okay, let's put it together. B.A.

Okay, Murdock, hit the clouds. I'll call you when I need you. Channel one niner

Okay, Murdock, you're on.

Okay, okay.

Okay, okay. I get the point.

Okay, okay. Then I'll take, uh, pool chairs or lawn chairs.

Okay, that's it.

Okay, the motor pool is on the south side of the building.

Okay, the whole Aquamaniac disaster, we'll own that.

Okay, we've got one lead left.

Okay, you're right.

Okay, Zack, I'm sufficiently intrigued. Who are they?

Okay! Okay!

Okay.

Okay. Come on. You kids can help me carry this pole.

Okay. He's there now. Don't know why he's so late today.

Okay. Yeah. Thanks a lot.

Old Hannibal loves the jazz, man. He loves the jazz.

On the file I got on you, it said she died when you were five.

On the grounds that I'm not strong enough...

One man alone in a bell tower?

One more step and I got him.

One of my... Another one of my clients.

One of the best combat pilots in 'Nam.

One of us can make it to that giant oak tree over there...

One oughta do it.

One TV antenna next to the building in the middle, and that's probably Martin James's house.

Only the very wisest and the very stupidest cannot change.

Only this time, the surprise is going to be on our side. They're never gonna know what hit 'em. Let's go.

Only, you see, it's more than that.

Ooh, she's mine, all mine. I can tell.

Opened up on us from the first row with a .50 calibre machine gun.

Operation, right?

Or I write the book and blow your cover

Or I'll have Sneed deck you with his billy right here, right now.

Or I'll turn you all into burning bushes!

Or I'm going to have some awkward explaining to do.

Or just trying to, uh, Section Eight into the soft walls of a hospital facility.

Or promises.

Or those pigs who ride with him?

Our director, Andre, has got real confidence in you, boobala.

Our rates are low. It's $20 a pint.

Out. All right, he's on Carver Canyon Road.

Outta range. That's kinda strange.

Over to Stark right now, they'd be throwing dirt on your box by midnight.

Packaging is everything, Sheriff.

Paco is requesting the pleasure of your youngest granddaughter.

Paco, ask this peasant girl where is Al Massey.

Paperwork's on the way, Jack. I'm takin' off.

Patient Murdock escaping from video game and arcade room.

Pedal to the metal, sweetheart!

People that got money, they like to finance things.

Planting that bug on Collins was a smart move, Captain.

Please do.

Please, jefe. Please.

Please.

Please. Now, please. We've done nothing to you. Why don't you just leave us alone?

Plus I owe you one. Then we be even.

Poison.

Poor guy's just tryin' to do his job.

Position.

Pow!

Pray for your souls...

Promised. He promised me

Published a minor little work entitled, Love Calls of the Pacific Grey Whales.

Pull it and let's make tracks!

Pull the A Team... outta the can.

Pulls a little to the left.

Punch these clowns up on the computer.

Push, push! Don't drop me!

Put 'em in the fight programme.

Put me down! Slow it down, fool!

Putting you in the closet was not my first choice.

Quintana!

Raise 'em nice and slow.

Read the Don Rickles book and everything. Nothing seems to be helping.

Really, B.A., you shouldn't talk to Murdock like that.

Really? Okay, I'll move 'em myself.

Really. I wanna thank you guys, Miss Allen...

Reload.

Remember that time in 'Nam when you were supposed to be watching the back door of that Chinese dance hall?

Remind me to tip the waitress.

Replace the button on the collar with the one from the kit.

Reverend James would kill us for sure if he knew we were helping one of his unchosen.

Reverend, we lost 'em.

Right now, I make my move.

Right now, I'm gonna see if I can pick me up some firepower.

Right now, the national army is on its way.

Right now, they're cut off.

Right now? I'm not packed. What about my car?

Right where they are.

Right.

Right. Must have had one of your little anxiety blackouts.

Right. So, uh, Hannibal can drop you.

Robbin' the Bank of Hanoi.

Robert, I have never seen you this tense. Something at work?

Rock 'n' roll.

Roger wilco.

Run their prints for outstanding warrants.

Sadly, our pilot died.

Sadly, that duty falls on me.

Saturday night, we're gonna have a fight to the death.

Save us a lot of trouble if we did blow him away.

Say your prayers.

Say, do any of you creeps know the way to San Jose?

Say, you know, we got that other call we could make over on Gower.

Search him, Mo.

Secondhand junk you call weapons...

See if they've found anything nice out here in the night air.

See Manny Cortez, get his story, scrounge the stuff we need and get out of town.

See ya, Deke.

See ya, Doc.

See you later, kiddo.

See, there's the wings and there's the head.

Seem like about an hour?

Send her to the alley behind the Kozy Kat Klub at 2:00 a.m. tonight.

Senor Delgado, you're a brave man.

Senor, come out.

Senor, you make the big mistake with me.

Set up the squad car. I'll call...

Seven and half.

Seven days and seven nights.

Seventy papers?

Shaeffer, flank 'em on the right.

She ain't gonna be able to do it, Hannibal. We gotta help her through it.

She come to rescue you, Massey.

She did, but I had a line put in. You know, what a hassle.

She got away clean.

She's always been very assertive and I...

Sheriff, if you ignore the obvious, you can get away with anything.

Sheriff, those Barbarians are killers.

Sheriff, you ever seen the Barbarians on a run, man?

Sheriff, you gotta be kiddin' about this place. I could break outta here on horseback.

Shoo, shoo, shoo!

Shootin' it out at high noon, maybe we can raise the van...

Shut up, Murdock! Shut up!

Sign language requires the entire body.

Sir? Sir? Bless you.

Sitting on top of ol' Topper...

Sixty over 112 and dropping. We're gonna need life support. This man's almost dead.

Snapped. No doubt about it.

Sneed, this is Leo.

Sneed, uh, go over and pick up three or four of my pool chairs.

So he says to me, "Jo Bob..." He calls me Jo Bob.

So he told you about her. But that doesn't tell us who you are, sonny.

So he's up there now flying us?

So long, Collins.

So say I, god of this planet, created in my own image.

So the next question is, if you're not Dr Pepper, who the hell are you, honey?

So we can get back to the sheriff and help him dig in for the attack.

So we'll run 'em down there, turn the grizzlies around...

So what do we do now? How do we get out of here?

So which one of you two is the interpreter, huh?

So who's this other guy?

So ya run off and you steal a clerical collar, huh?

So you can take over the stinkin' laundry.

So you never heard of the A Team or any of these guys?

So you went out and hired a bunch of gunfighters.

So you were stuck in a closet for an hour. Big deal.

So, here I am.

So, in the meantime, I'll be satisfied just to survive.

So, instead of going to the chief, he hires the seven samurai.

So, uh, what you see there is every dime that Edward Maloney has.

So, you are the man who has been causing Senor Valdez so much trouble.

Soldiers of fortune. Outriders who would do anything anywhere.

Some more! I want some more! I want trash bags!

Somebody had to say it. Are you all right?

Somebody has to.

Soon as they get through with the psychiatric check in, I'll get it done.

Sorry to work things like this, Inspector, but I'm sure you understand.

Sorry, Doctor. We're gonna have to do things my way. But don't worry; I won't hurt you. How're you doin', B.A.?

Sorry, Jerry. That's our screwup. I'll get a guy up there.

Sorry, Sheriff. We just don't get on well with military police.

Sorry. I couldn't get the army. I managed to wrangle this camera ship and these guns.

Sorry. My mother was on the phone.

Sorry. No pen.

Sounds like somebody who belongs on a unit called the A Team.

Sounds like the bullets hittin' the prop. The timing chain's slipped.

Sounds like you haven't been takin' care of yourself.

Special requests from Senator Billings's office...

Spraying this field that her lover is standing in below.

Stand by to move out, B.A.

Stand up now and toss your weapons out into the centre.

Stark and Meadows are into any and all sports, and Collins is into anything with a skirt.

Stark just contacted the last of the others. He made the call from a phone booth on the street.

Stark'd kill me if I tried anything.

Stark'll kill you anyway once I send him these photographs of you and us sitting here nice and cosy...

Stay low.

Stay on him. Vector me in.

Stick 'em up, Colonel.

Stitch 'em, Murdock. I'm goin' around back.

Straight behind us is the man from the Aquamaniac.

Strictly a rumour.

Strikersville bein'one of them, and, uh, I must tell you, sir...

Strikersville, Florida don't have no Montgomery Wards. We did the best we could.

Studio? You make movies too?

Suggest to me that you have severe shortcomings in your rehabilitation programme.

Sure. Sure. Your wife called twice lookin'for ya.

Sweep the place.

Take a right here. We'll cut through Roman Street.

Take care of yourself, son.

Take care, Face.

Take Meadows with you, but you get this Delgado.

Take off your shoes.

Take the transgressors to "C" building.

Take them. Take them and test them in my name..

Take this. Spend it on food or something.

Taking his cut and dropping the cash in your lap.

Talking in the night air, now, would we?

Teach them how to do needlepoint, bake biscuits?

Telephone company, they don't cooperate.

Telephone numbers in Massey's notes, it belongs to this joint.

Tell 'em a thousand dollars buys one seat

Tell him his mother wears combat boots.

Tell him to take his gloves off and hold out his wrist. He's leaving.

Tell you what. Let me hang onto 'em...

Tell you what... you, uh, keep 'em together.

Templeton Peck, known as the Faceman.

Ten wheeler?

Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court...

Testing. One, two, three.

Thank God there's one nice man in town.

Thank God. I thought I'd never get out of there.

Thank you for your kindness, but they're sworn to vows of silence

Thank you, Daddy. Thank you so much.

Thank you, Warden

Thank you.

Thank you. You know, you've rescued us from one year of terror.

Thanks, B.A. I owe you. Anything you want.

Thanks, fellows. I knew you wouldn't let us down.

Thanks. I'll wait in the car.

That abandoned real estate office will give us our best tactical advantage.

That boy looks like a candidate for the fight programme.

That creep!

That fella I got in jail, he's their leader. They're comin' back to bust him out.

That guy over at Doc's is our choreographer.

That guy produces most of the monster pictures in Hollywood.

That guy's as crazy as a Mexican rabbit, but I love him.

That I am, uh, mighty appalled by what I've discovered is goin'on down here

That is John "Hannibal'"Smith. Colonel.

That is not a little error, Hannibal. That is a giant screwup.

That is not the point.

That Maloney's one tough dude, ain't he?

That means there's no more crawl space inside the walls.

That old snake could get led into an inferno by a nice set of legs.

That other guy, as you so quaintly put it, is Dr Lloyd Leedoms.

That Reverend James does not play nice.

That script stunk anyway. I have to have some creative standard.

That sheriff's gonna be hard to deal with.

That still don't make us even, sucker.

That tears it. I ain't gonna listen to no more of this.

That they should be received.

That was almost a full bottle.

That was Doc Sullivan. She's still trying to locate some blood for that buddy of theirs that was shot up.

That was really great...

That way, we don't have no fear. It gives us the edge.

That won't be necessary, Sheriff. Now, keep your hands...

That's a fresh one.

That's a real rough neighbourhood by the university downtown. You wouldn't want anything to happen...

That's all we have. What are you gonna do with this toilet paper?

That's all. Hannibal got the jazz.

That's Dr Pepper, like in the "sody" pop.

That's Face and Howling Mad. Now follow 'em!

That's for a little boy named Joey.

That's gonna be tough to work into a picture called Boots and Bikinis.

That's him. John Hannibal Smith.

That's my unit down there, man. You gotta go with your unit, you know?

That's not true, Inspector. If you hadn't had the strength to ignore their threats...

That's nothing. File it under "old business."

That's okay, Joey. That's okay. I'm gonna help you, me and my friends here.

That's our bargain. I'm holding up my end. Better get goin'.

That's right. That's all I got. There's a bankbook in there that'll show you that that's the truth...

That's right. Wanna give everybody a chance here

That's simply fascinating.

That's the city limits sign. The town is up the road.

That's the craziest thing I ever heard. My ears don't ring. I don't hear a thing.

That's the girl that called the veterans administration trying to get a line on Hannibal Smith.

That's the last time I'll be humiliated by that damn publisher!

That's the same thing he said about you.

That's what kept him alive through 'Nam.

That's what this is for, man. Timin' chains. Bullet fires between the blades of the prop.

That's why I need this sucker's blood. Gonna make me crazy, just like he is.

That's why the Faceman gotta pay

That's why you gotta, right now, accept death.

The A Team has been hired to rescue one of them...

The A Team?

The army?

The attitude of the head is the essence of a good cut.

The bank was closed. I borrowed all I could.

The Barbarians are about 10 miles up the road.

The Barbarians are punks. They don't have the guts.

The Barbarians have cut the phone lines.

The best field of fire is in the church steeple at the other end of town.

The bug van rental, purchase of fire extinguishers, overall patches... that's 400.

The cleaning fluid salesman.

The devil is a she wolf who attacks the lamb in darkness.

The devil was their choice!

The director, Andre, is coming down tomorrow...

The edge of society, which is the only place left where they can survive.

The evil will be cast out...

The Farrah Fawcett, Bo Derek, Loni Anderson movie.

The government is after you. You gotta hide. I think that's one hell of a story.

The guy has a very unorthodox style

The guy we had in Aquamania 1 stayed down four minutes.

The guy who was shot could be.

The guys in the brown robes are the soldiers.

The leader is a colonel named John Smith.

The local sheriff turned us over to the military police.

The Lord shall test them. They shall walk through the valley of his wrath

The man flew everything from jets to choppers.

The man is a mechanical genius.

The master say...

The mystery man just sort of rides off into the sunset...

The new world will be built by the chosen!

The next move's up to them

The number of prison breaks that have resulted in the deaths of the escaping prisoners.

The only trouble is you can't talk to him without the other guy, Smith.

The paper eats 20 grand in expenses. And Massey doesn't file a word.

The point is that you're all over the road, Allen. Look.

The radio in our van can't get over the mountains.

The resignations and the confessions, or you're all dead men.

The rewrites are coming tomorrow. The green pages will have most of the scenes that contain the equipment we need.

The sleeping giant awakes.

The story relates to his concepts on prison reform.

The town's kinda small. Somehow I expected a house or two.

The townpeople who has been forced to work on the fields estimate them to be approximately five miles...

The whole family is crackers. Can we move this along? I don't have a lot of time.

The wind starts you swayin'. See, you know that at any second you could fall.

The worst thing that could happen to you is that he's gonna take a couple of swings at you.

Their generator's on the east wall. No phones. One radio antenna...

Then climb off your tricycles and come in and get him.

Then get a good field of fire out of that joint there.

Then get the women and children in vehicles and get them out of town.

Then he makes them fight to the death.

Then he pulled 'em together and had 'em all transferred to his command.

Then he's gonna bust these straps and feed us our shoes.

Then I have a plan.

Then I traced these people to L.A...

Then why are you wanted by the military police?

There ain't nothin' in the world worth losin' your pride for.

There are 8,000 good guys on the force in this town...

There he is now.

There is no need for us to be enemies.

There was a big stink. And then right before the trial...

There was a rumour that they broke some senator's kid out of a Turkish prison.

There was no air support, no nothin'.

There, you see how it works? Now y'all wanna open the door and let that fellow come on in?

There's 20 or 30 of'em. They're comin' back here on a garbage run...

There's a chance he's still alive.

There's a doctor's house on your left as you come through town.

There's a payphone. Pull over here.

There's a year's supply. Just had 'em shipped in

There's no justice. One way or another, we all hoe weeds for the county.

There's one in the basement, but it doesn't work.

There's only two of you! There are 30 of us!

These guys gotta have an Achilles' heel.

These guys knocked over the Bank of Hanoi...

These guys know exactly what kind of a game they're playing. What we gotta do...

These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.

These people are good.

These sinners keep comin

These things happen, man.

They all come down to rescue you.

They already told us how you and your guys broke out of Fort Bragg.

They are madmen with machine guns.

They are? Bueno. Bueno. Let them come.

They can't do anything to me. I escaped from a mental institution.

They could be on us anytime. If you see any heat comin' in...

They don't like to go into Redwood and mingle with the town folk, so he does most of his food buying right here.

They don't like wires burning in their own house. Cancers like this are few, and that's how we like it

They dropped the rest of the time I owe 'em...

They followed you, Joey. Damn it, I told you to be careful

They get a little testy when you lock 'em up in their own cells.

They got a barbed wire bunker to the south and a guard tower beside it.

They got to, uh, swing by Sacramento and pick up some extradition papers.

They got two good approaches, but the fastest escape route is heading east on Fullerton.

They gotta sound real good.

They had us every damned inch of the way.

They had us outnumbered. I told you we were pushin' it tryin' this last one.

They hook you up to this machine and give you...

They just took B.A. in a few minutes ago. Hannibal, it's starting.

They probably laid all their eggs in there, need a little more room, little buggers.

They take that right away from you when you're committed.

They took a vow of silence. Right, kids?

They try to kill you.

They wandered out of the D.M.Z. with 100 million yen and got busted by the army.

They went over the wall and disappeared.

They were roped in by the leader, Captain Stark. He managed to get something big on each one of them.

They were supposed to have been recalled.

They will perish!

They won't let anybody in to see ya unless they're from your parish or your doctor.

They... They use it on the floors.

They'll find out about 'em sooner or later. When they do, our advantage is over.

They'll probably work it from the rooftop, either over the movie theatre or the brownstone on the corner.

They're big red and white ones. They're easier to see.

They're both out of L.A.X...

They're coming.

They're gonna be on us, man.

They're gonna send some M.P.s over here. They oughta be here some time late this afternoon.

They're killing a perfectly wonderful career.

They're not gonna fight in the gym. They just took Jase and B.A. outta here in a van.

They're not magicians. They're only as good as their G 2.

They're over there.

They're planning to come in here and burn this town down.

They're pros, Captain, and they nailed us dead bang.

They've got Sister Sheila!

This bar is not for American tourists.

This has nothing to do with Christianity. This has to do with power.

This here's a fella by the name of Buster Hawthorn.

This here's my watch.

This is gonna give you a big yahoo.

This is Howling Mad, flyin' high cover on the Red Ball One.

This is Mean, Musical, Howling Mad Dog...

This is Psychiatric Ward. We've got a break situation here.

This is your man, Howling Mad. What's the buzz, Face?

This man's a pothead, Hannibal.

This one's not as good as the other one.

This place looks long on local colour and short on blended whisky.

This road is nowhere near the airport.

This road leads directly to the airport, Hannibal.

This thing ain't gonna make it five miles.

This town is full of men with no heart.

Those branches don't look that strong to me.

Those creeps are probably here to bust their boss out of jail.

Those guys aren't the army. They're guerrillas.

Thought maybe we'd give it a shot. You come on over here, and you tell me what y'all need.

Three inch metal plating? None of these things were in the script that I read.

Throw down your weapons and put your hands on your head...

Throwing my schedule around... told me I had to get down here this morning...

Till they're close enough you can spit on 'em, okay?

Time to go bye bye. The magic word is tuberculosis.

To a cute little item like that, now, would you?

To all a merry Christmas and to all a good night.

To all those nice, innocent people out there...

To be tested.

To burn for eternity!

To land on runway one six.

To pick up this piece of trash.

To wheel this big, mean, ugly mudsucker around.

Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune

Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.

Told you you wouldn't get me this time, sucker! No, sirree.

Tomorrow morning, I wanna be on my way to San Rio Blanco.

Tomorrow morning, you four march into your chief's office and give yourself up...

Tomorrow morning...

Tomorrow, you're gonna learn to make ashtrays, okay?

Tonight is fight night.

Tonight's your last reprieve.

Took a while, but we're solid now.

Tough. The Barbarians are 10 or 15 miles up the road.

Trash bag! New trash bag!

Trash bag? Tra...

Trash bags!

Trash bags! I want trash bags!

Tries him out by having one of the guys in the yard pick a fight with him.

Trouble?

True. But if I send these pics...

Try and cool him down for me, will ya?

Try not to swallow it when you put it in your mouth.

Trying to learn how to do column manoeuvres without running over your hat.

Turn out your pockets, man.

Turn over your feature stuff to Mark and file your filler before you leave.

Turn right, right up there.

Turn to channel 38, tack two.

Turn your jeeps around and get out of town.

Twenty five thousand and change.

Two feet to the left!

Two hours, Oceanside Amusement Park. Maloney'll be there too.

Uh, aren't you supposed to talk to that guy?

Uh, don't forget. You owe me 20 bucks.

Uh, Face?

Uh, forget it. Bad idea.

Uh, Hank, I could have some trouble here.

Uh, just have to check with the admitting desk. One moment.

Uh, Murdock, what is with all the poetry?

Uh, never underestimate your enemy, Sheriff.

Uh, no, you see, there is no dog.

Uh, sorry, Murdock, can't. If I hurry, I can catch Andre at the bar. I still want that part in Sinbad.

Uh, that's supposed to be some sort of macho pass, and now I'm supposed to blush, right?

Uh, uh, uh.

Uh, we better soothe him a little first.

Uh...

Uh... hmm.

Um, give me that radio down there, would ya, hot potato?

Unidentified aircraft behind 607 heading.

Unless you have an order for it

Unless you muscle heads are just long on tough talk and short on guts.

Until that other friend of yours gets here and gives him some blood.

Until we've had a chance to sweep for those mikes, understand?

Up against guys like these, that doesn't make me feel too good.

Up here, fatso!

Up!

Upgrade his sentence two years for fighting

Use ammonia. That stuff's terrific.

Using this paper to stir up trouble with the U.S. Senate and Mexican government.

Valdez usually comes in from this direction.

Van? Are you kidding? I thought we were gonna fight right here in the prison.

Veterans Administration Hospital. Good afternoon.

Wait a minute, Hannibal. What if they got a surprise?

Wait a minute. How are you gonna get all that stuff?

Wait a minute. Let me get his foot.

Wait a minute. What is this?

Wait! Oh, that's real cute, Hannibal! Let me out of here!

Wait! Wait!

Wait. Keep him up there.

Wake up, Colonel. It's lunch time.

Wanna put some money on that? Twenty dollars says he can do it.

Warden Beale has confessed to the crimes after being turned over to Florida state officials...

Warden Beale, I'm gonna lay this out for you once and only once.

Warden Beale, I'm most surely impressed..

Warden Beale, I'm not down here to try and make trouble for you.

Warden wants him in one piece... you know that.

Was he unconscious for any length of time?

Waste of time, Deputy. We have friends in very high places.

Watch out! It's ammonia.

Watch this.

We ain't gonna get out of this one, B.A., neither one of us.

We all use what we got, kid.

We are also immune to fear.

We are brothers under the skin, aren't we?

We are getting out of México!

We are just poor farmers.

We are not little children to be impressed because you speak our language.

We are pros, and you guys are scuzzballs.

We can blow you away right here and now if you want, Jase.

We can't hook up emotionally to the concept of cerebral damage.

We can't release this plane. It's being held until we find the pilot.

We can't take a chance on getting shot.

We can't, but as soon as I get you guys home, I can.

We comin' in, Jack! Now get the first aid kit before you have to use it on yourself!

We could be taking on a little water.

We could start the movie company again. Promote the stuff we need from the film commission.

We deducted it. You keep the rest of your savings, Inspector.

We didn't want the perpetrators to find out how far along we were in the investigation.

We do always take one of the back booths when we come here. There's just no telling how big their operation is.

We do the Lord's work. If you're here to taunt us, please don't.

We drove all night, and you slept like a baby.

We found a book called The Reformed Convict by Dwight Pepper.

We give you everything.

We go in and take that town down to the sewers.

We gonna bust loose. You gonna do what I say.

We got a line on the armour plating and the crop duster.

We got big trouble, man. They been screamin' all up the state.

We got help. See that chopper on your left?

We got in a firefight. We need Murdock. You're gonna have to get him out of the hospital for us.

We got ourselves a challenger, name of Baracus.

We got some guests leaving. Let's go.

We got the Cisco Kid in the tower. He's screaming at me in Mexican, man.

We got us a prison break. The boy's headin'up Carver's Road.

We got you surrounded!

We gotta break out of jail with Jase before the fight.

We gotta bring him to us.

We gotta do something to get that jerk within range. He'd be suspicious if it was a man.

We gotta get him some blood.

We gotta get off this movie lot, Hannibal.

We gotta get some new threads before we hit the Princess.

We gotta get you a cover, Face, to get into that slammer.

We happen to know a very rare guy who has that type of blood.

We have been cowards.

We have no choice.

We have nothing for you here, except a warning.

We have rehab programmes here in Strikersville.

We have some M.P.s comin'up here to take you guys back home to your stockade.

We just got into this to make a couple of extra bucks. All right?

We just lost Henderson in the lake. You watch yourself.

We might work a shell game on these geeks.

We need a new plan, right now!

We need all the backup we can get. Swing by the V.A. hospital and pick up Murdock.

We need more citizens like you. Now, we need your help.

We need your help. He's injured.

We should be in range pretty soon.

We stick together and do what we do best.

We swing by Bernie's Café. We pick up the rest of the brothers.

We talk, Mr Massey.

We try to stay loose.

We were talking about the fact that you flew the mission over the D.M.Z.

We were, uh...

We will eat that pig for lunch.

We will talk. You come out, okay?

We would like an update. I have gone to a lot of trouble checking his Uncle Deke out of Fairview Mental Hospital.

We'd have to have a couple... two, three hours in order to...

We'd like to avoid that if we could.

We'd rather die than wind up in jail. Leave it be.

We'll be in Bad Rock in a couple of minutes. How is he?

We'll call you.

We'll get a line on Manny Cortez and play it like it lays.

We'll get you the blood, and then we'll take him out of here.

We'll go east.

We'll have more split ends than a football team. Ha, ha.

We'll just keep pushing them and pushing them and pushing them until we find their weak link.

We'll let you out and help you with the bikers, and you forget you ever saw us.

We'll pay cash... $5,000. Is that enough?

We'll pick up Manny at Loco Toro.

We're being chased by that maniac Reverend James. He's trying to kill us.

We're doing two scenes where Loni comes aboard the sub.

We're gonna escape. Gimme your hat.

We're gonna find out what you want.

We're gonna get him out, Hannibal

We're gonna have to do this fast. Let's go. Here's your blood.

We're gonna have trouble with the airport about this landing.

We're gonna keep making it till we get it right.

We're gonna make a try for her. Better warm up your birdie.

We're gonna make this hit, and of course, as you know, until we all back out, we're all in.

We're gonna wire a couple of these in the back of it, put the steel pipe on top of that.

We're having trouble getting poison, so I got him working on bleach, but he's beginning to wheeze when he walks.

We're here because we're friends of Al Massey.

We're in Bad Rock with a... a doctor named Sullivan. Got it?

We're kinda hot ourselves. There's a guy named Colonel Lynch who's after us...

We're leaving now.

We're not killers. What do you expect us to do, Maloney?

We're not. Miguel, the film commissioner, is, if Amy will lend us a hand.

We're now entering the parting of the Red Sea.

We're off line, Hannibal. All four mikes are dead.

We're probably gonna have to scrounge a pot of stuff'cause the client stiffed us.

We're taking him back to Washington for full military burial.

We're talking about a devoted actor...

We're the police. We protect and we serve.

We're tying him up so he won't kill us if he comes to.

We're wanted. You send in the military or the cops, and the A Team winds up in jail.

We're weapons and tactics experts. We enjoy a challenge

We're with the armed robbery task force. We're trying to crack a ring that's working this area.

We're with you, buddy. It's gonna be all right.

We've been talking about that all morning, about signing that confession and everything.

We've been through some tough ones before, kid.

We've come for our brother Sonny! Let him out, or we take this town apart!

We've got a little problem right now.

We've got a special on... if you buy in bulk.

We've got to put you in the trunk of that car.

Welcome to Air Chance. Sorry. We're out of kosher dinners.

Welcome to Bad Rock, pal.

Welcome to Camp Awongo.

Well, Amy'll just smile at him. Right, kid?

Well, do you think I like it?

Well, feeling that you're quicker than...

Well, first off, we may not. We could die right here.

Well, he is my brother. And I don't have anyplace else to go.

Well, his men come and collect part of my crops.

Well, how's my blood brother doin'?

Well, I guess I'll just head on outta here.

Well, I guess that should hold them up for a couple of hours.

Well, I just hate confrontation.

Well, I know this race driver.

Well, I, uh, uh... You know, I...

Well, I... I don't wanna sound corny, but, uh...

Well, I'd like to spend about an hour with him later on.

Well, I'd... I'd like to suggest the implementation of what we call "sensitivity rehabilitation."

Well, I'll take a shot at it before I leave this evening.

Well, I've turned a lot of junk into art. It's what I do.

Well, if I were you, I'd pull out the camouflage netting.

Well, if they win, they let you go free, and then they hunt you.

Well, if you hear from a guy named Lynch...

Well, if you like, why don't you have Meadows ring up your sentry...

Well, if you're sure, Doctor.

Well, in either case, we gotta get outta here. Murdock, you and I are gonna go over the wall.

Well, it couldn't have been Hannibal. He made the call.

Well, Jase said this Warden Beale picks prisoners that are tough.

Well, kid, it looks like you just hired the A Team.

Well, like I said, I've got no phone.

Well, listen. Military Intelligence said we best keep our eye on that white haired fellow.

Well, near as I figure, in about an hour from now, we're gonna have our hands full.

Well, never let it be said that I don't learn by example, Meadows.

Well, no matter what they say, forget about our names and our descriptions, all right?

Well, now, where you boys from?

Well, on the other... hand, blood is thicker than water.

Well, one of us is gonna wind up a dead man...

Well, silence is golden, right?

Well, sure, I'd favour that.

Well, tell him to get in line and follow us into the yard, 'cause we're gonna check in.

Well, tell him to stop leaving his butt prints in my van.

Well, that means they're still there. That means you can get 'em.

Well, that should liven up the pace around here...

Well, the part of the lifeguard has been rewritten. He's now a sub commander.

Well, they don't let crazy people vote.

Well, uh, take care

Well, we're off the bricks again.

Well, well, well.

Well, what's your story, man!

Well, who are we today?

Well, you certainly know how to throw a party, neighbour.

Well, you'll be getting some strength back as soon as we get you some blood.

Well, you'll have to leave. I have no permission for you to be here.

Well...

What a kidder.

What about that other thing? That commando team?

What about the murder weapons? I mean, ballistics are great in a courtroom.

What about this threat they made? They said we had until today to turn ourselves in.

What are we gonna do? Even if we catch them in the act, we can't make a citizen's arrest.

What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be in jail?

What are you doing here? This is a restricted area.

What are you doing, Hannibal?

What are you guys doing?

What do ya want from me?

What do you have to do with Reverend James?

What do you kids want?

What do you make of that, Doctor?

What do you suppose these guys wear under their skirts?

What do you think happened?

What do you want me to tell the military?

What does it look like?

What happened to your head?

What have you seen of Jase Tataro, Deke?

What I don't understand is why you aren't all living in Switzerland where it's safe.

What is it that you're wearin'? Is it a clerical collar?

What should I do with them?

What the heck. We get paid for service calls anyway, you know, so, uh, we're out of here.

What the...

What time is it?

What was that Maury Wills junk? He could have fired a shot or blown a wheel off this bus.

What were you hunting? Elephants?

What you call them, those art movies?

What you doing, man? Step off! Step off! Did you bring any candy?

What you doing, sucker?

What you got is mine.

What you got, Warden, is a laundry...

What, them? Don't worry about them. They ain't gonna say nothin'.

What?

What? Do you think we're ding dongs? We get the weapons from the evidence room...

What's going on, man? Where we going?

What's going on? Will somebody please tell me what's going on?

What's he doing?

What's more, you give the impression that your attitude is singularly and pointedly directed at an individual...

What's the matter? Did you lose your playmate?

What's this?

What's this? The last reel of a Disney movie?

When I was young, I had all the moves.

When they did their Hanoi bank job, and I think you're still working with them today.

When this piece of junk start woofing out smoke and blowing gaskets...

When we determine how many they are, Meadows gives a signal, then it goes down.

When we need the dumb waiter, we'll ring the bell.

When you go to school, don't they teach you about Hannibal and them elephants?

When you live on the edge, you learn to make fast evaluations.

When, in fact, you're just one mean, angry sucker to everybody.

When, uh, people, uh, look nice, they act nice.

Whenever he takes them out there, they are blindfolded.

Where are you guys? I was getting worried.

Where evil shall wail."

Where I found that they'd scammed this aircraft off a jet saleslady.

Where is he? Where do you hide this gringo pig?

Where'd that moron come from?

Where's my dog Billy? You seen my dog?

Where's the Aquamaniac going?

Which brings us to this.

Which is below the going rate, but that's the way Hannibal wanted it on this one.

Which means yours probably can't, either.

Which, by jeep, would put it somewhere in this radius.

Whiskey Lead, this is Whiskey Deuce. We got a bogey at 5.00.

Who are you guys?

Who don't know anything about problems we face here.

Who fall in love with a lifeguard, a bullfighter and a schoolteacher.

Who have died from what we might euphemistically call "mysterious causes"...

Who is that?

Who were those guys?

Who'd believe there's a SW ATteam out there who are murderers for hire?

Who's the 200 pound cockroach?

Who's there, Murdock?

Who's using garlic here? I'm sorry. What were we talking about?

Whoa! Ya hooo!

Whoo!

Why did you pick a truck with no gas?

Why do they do it?

Why do you think I'm sitting on top of this dresser?

Why do you want Manny Cortez?

Why don't you just stay on the couch?

Why don't you tell me about it? Well...

Why you come down here, huh?

Why, you little devil.

Why'd you do it? I mean, I just can't figure it out.

Why'd you gotta go bust Faceman in the lip for?

Will be rewarded...

Will befall the devils of this planet!

Will you get the fire out of your eye, Doc? We got some blood on the way.

Will you save the conversation for the customers who need the analysis and just give me a beer, huh, please?

With Bo, Loni, and Farrah, and nothing's been set up.

With something as infectious and contagious as this, we run the risk of a full out epidemic.

With the way you've gone and embraced these new concepts in penology.

With your hands on your heads, or we will blow you sinners away!

Without proof, it's your word against four other officers'.

Woman and people of low birth...

Women and people of high birth are very trustworthy.

Women and people of low birth are hard to deal with.

Won't be able to get no more good hotel rooms.

Wonderful sense of humour, huh?

Wonderful. We've got the whole guerrilla band chompin' on our tails.

Worst that can happen is he starts to hear things that he don't see...

Would you believe they've been looking for them two yahoos since the end of the Vietnam War?

Would you mind if l I took... if I took this jacket?

Wouldn't happen to have any aspirin? I'll pay you for it.

Wouldn't want Louie to think we didn't show up.

Writers get almost no respect. Almost none

Ya hoo!

Ya hooo!

Yeah, but he doesn't come in for an hour...

Yeah, but how did they find out about the Delgado hit?

Yeah, but they could die. If what Sheila says is true...

Yeah, first your ears start to ring...

Yeah, he's also in big trouble if you and B.A. get separated.

Yeah, I figured as a group, you might hesitate, so I decided we need one of you to fink.

Yeah, I hear you just fine, Face. Chopper's out back.

Yeah, I noticed that too.

Yeah, looks like a breeding red.

Yeah, Mo, he's here. l I'll get him for ya.

Yeah, Mo. What's up?

Yeah, roaches and the like, yeah.

Yeah, something at work.

Yeah, that's when they usually wind up lookin' for anyplace else around where it's cool and dark.

Yeah, we can... I can get 'em, but, uh, I could also go to the gas chamber.

Yeah, we had a nasty audience. I don't think they liked our pas de deux.

Yeah, well, you'll have a chance to tell that all to the military court.

Yeah!

Yeah? Well, you're about to get a chance to play it for Colonel Lynch.

Yeah.

Yeah. I hear there's a lot of that goin' around. Right, brother?

Yeah. I know. I been working on my personality.

Yeah. I'd sign that thing in a hot second. Meadows would too, but Stark... It's him, you know.

Yeah. Oh, and check inside the caps. These are germ carriers.

Yeah. Somethin' like that.

Yeah. The, uh, the jazz.

Yeah. They're all out lookin' for us.

Yeah. Uh...

Yeah. We kinda liked that one ourselves.

Yeah. Yeah, I see that.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You really shouldn't leave guys like us unattended.

Yellow people? You no like yellow people?

Yep. I looked it up, and San Rio Blanco is a little town in the hills above Acapulco.

Yep. That other guy, uh, John Smith, can talk to him. He knows that sign language.

Yes, he's here.

Yes, you are.

Yes! Now we are cookin'! Now things are lookin'right!

Yes.

Yes. Of course. Clean out your ears. Here, show her the right one.

You ain't gettin' me to trial, man.

You and I, maybe we make a deal.

You are a princess...

You are in it bad.

You are in the high position, but you are alone.

You are nuts, man!

You been jerkin' my chain for two days now.

You been throwin' your life away, that's your business.

You better answer the phone, Sheriff. You ain't got much time left.

You better cool it, Preacher.

You better dig your cannons out of the mud, 'cause you're running out of time.

You better do it, or I'll take the rest of your blood the hard way!

You better have a hell of an apology ready, pal.

You better know right now I'm a cop.

You came back.

You came up a little short, honey. Twenty five thousand won't keep us in jet fuel.

You can't go out there.

You can't walk away. You just can't.

You cannot hide. Not from Malavida Valdez!

You come, you take the children of Jamestown.

You could even room with me at the V.A. I'll have them bring in an extra bunk...

You did get the green pages? I had you on the distribution list with all the revisions.

You don't know Hannibal?

You don't know the half of it, B.A

You don't know... I've been trying to get in touch with my father for 18 months.

You expectin' company, Sheriff? We might stick around.

You feel free to yell and scream, but there's nobody around to hear

You get money. Bring A. Massey picture.

You give him a trash bag, and he's quiet for a couple of hours, and then it starts all over again.

You got 30 seconds, meathead, before we start blasting.

You got a favourite place? Maybe where you bury the bodies or something?

You got a real mouth on you, kid. My boys break me outta here...

You got exactly one hour head start.

You got Howlin' Mad's blood in your veins.

You got it.

You got it. Oh, and Cap'n...

You got me bumpin' off the walls no matter what way I spin.

You got that?

You gotta at least sign this thing for me.

You gotta go with the flow, baby.

You gotta hear this kid's story, Hannibal. He says the warden of that prison in Florida...

You gotta try.

You guys are all goin'to jail!

You guys are gonna have to move these bikes 16 feet from this kerb.

You guys wanna get outta here so I can get to work?

You had $ 150,000 to finance this...

You had to be there. Thank you.

You have a very irritating manner, senor.

You have to be quicker, stronger...

You have to do this every time he flies?

You have very special blood.

You just broke your vow of silence.

You just tell Murdock. He'll know what to do.

You just wait till the clouds catch fire.

You keep comin'.

You keep talking like that, I'm gonna take you with me.

You know campin' in the wilderness ain't like life at Club Med.

You know if you make him ugly, that'll mess up our meal ticket.

You know where I had to go to get this? I'm doin' you a favour.

You know why? Because it's my job. And so is nailin' those animals.

You know you can beat 'em because you just done it.

You know you shouldn't move him.

You know, I all but gave up on you guys. I went down to the Long Beach Pier the other night, like Mr Lee said.

You know, I have to admit y'all run a much better prison here than I expected.

You know, I just love you.

You know, I was just thinking. We had a prisoner check in today that had hair styling experience.

You know, those blood capsules are really realistic.

You know, when I was a kid, I always wanted to be a policeman.

You know, why'd you do it? Why did you take a chance like that for me?

You know, you haven't told me that you love me in days.

You know, you showed up at just the right time, Wyatt.

You learn to love him, mama, but it takes a long time.

You lied to me.

You like that, don't you?

You listened to him. He tried to help you.

You look for A Team?

You make a big mistake with me, idiota.

You mean the thrill of danger?

You mean to tell me that animal is travelling around with a hairdresser?

You mean to tell me you want me to start a hairdressing "saloon" here in prison?

You mean you people are gonna let this man continue to beat on your heads?

You mean, uh, cooking, junk like that?

You messed up bad. Now I have to mess you up.

You must've been a captain. You'll forgive me if I don't salute.

You no hear from me in two days, is no deal.

You one of the new fish, huh?

You people might as well be dead.

You pigs want Jenko?

You pulled me in here, and for what? Here. Take that.

You read the printout on us. We were a combat team in 'Nam.

You really ought to see his record.

You run it. Say it like you mean it...

You see, I got this real shot at playing the Martian in Sinbad Goes To Mars.

You see, that warden, he had a whole different plan for me.

You see, we're throwin' this little party. Y'all are invited.

You see? Foam the runway! B.A. is comin' in!

You should take care and watch your attitude when speaking to people with fragile psyches.

You sing it loudly.

You smell worse than my socks."

You sound like you wanna die, pig.

You take not from me, from yourselves...

You take the novitiates from the altar.

You talkin' about Hannibal? He ain't afraid of nothin'.

You tell him to hold his hand out and you shut your hole, okay?

You telling that fathead about journalistic responsibility.

You think a couple of phone calls...

You think anyone would make up the kind of story that I told you if they were trying to trap someone?

You think I'm gonna sign a piece of paper saying I'm a multiple murderer?

You think so? I swallowed it when I threw the first punch.

You think we're lookin' to be "Book of the Month" celebrities? You gotta be nuts.

You think you can spit on me? I will have your stinking lives for this!

You try your sorcerer's song.

You understand what I'm sayin'? Would you at least sign this thing?

You used to be a linebacker for the Rams?

You want Al Massey.

You want him to turn out his pockets?

You want him, you got him.

You want my opinion? It stinks! That kinda stuff went out with capped teeth.

You want tough? You got tough.

You want your friend back. The authorities shined you on.

You were asleep. Somebody had to drive this hunk of junk.

You were in Vietnam.

You were supposed to count to a hundred and yell "Ready or not, here I come."

You were the A Team pilot in 'Nam. You dropped off Smith, Baracus and Peck...

You will see that I am a poor country man...

You will wear the shoes of a sinner.

You, over here.

You, uh, don't mind...

You, uh, thinking of taking a shower, Colonel?

You, uh, you do what you like and I'll do what I have to. Miss Allen?

You... You gotta be putting me on.

You'll get the guns and give 'em to Inspector Maloney.

You'll, uh, also give him a signed confession...

You're a heck of an actor, Hannibal. For a minute there, I thought that bulletproof vest didn't work.

You're all measured for body bags.

You're gonna be up to your shades in National Guard in an hour or two.

You're gonna charge us. So, uh, why don't you just spray that thing or something?

You're gonna drive him nuts.

You're gonna eat it, Sheriff!

You're gonna get 50 feet from that if that pressure gauge ain't lyin' to us.

You're gonna have one of your anxiety blackouts and...

You're gonna make me angry, gringo.

You're gonna rip their tongue out if they say the wrong thing to you?

You're just mean and stupid.

You're late, my boy. I was wondering if you forgot.

You're never gettin' away with this. Feds are coming, so are the M.P.s. You'll never make it out of the county.

You're not a rancher. That's bull.

You're not breakin'outta here, Smith.

You're not cops. You're killers. You're murderers killing for money.

You're not smart enough to be angry.

You're not the one he wants to bust into little pieces.

You're nuts, man. Who ever heard of me rhymin' my words?

You're out of dirt road and good luck, fatso.

You're popping up like the rubber duck in my kid's bathtub.

You're really big in the papers in Puntarenas.

You're right. He really does grow on you.

You're safe now... I think.

You're the backup. I'll go in and tip the joint over.

You're the one who wanted to come along.

You're under arrest. You're under arrest!

You've been a project of my life ever since you wandered in off the streets.

You've been braying about coffee all morning, so why don't we get the coffee, hon?

You've been real on edge.

You've got to invest in yourself, son.

You've gotta stop them. You've got to.

Your captain almost lost a, uh, vital piece of equipment.

Your father hired us to rescue you.

Your friend has a .50 calibre hole in his leg.

Your life depends on 'em. My take on you is...your handshake is your bond.

Your mother?

Your script... Sinbad Goes To Mars...

3.00 this morning.

Now we've primed the pump...

A friend of mine disappeared... A Team know.

A little extra dough. I got it. I just wanna have a good time.

A rancher? Uh huh.

A reporter? Only she says she's got a job for us in México.

Adios. I think he's getting worse.

Ah, come on, B.A. Be a sport! Got you!

Ah, you mean where I took it in the leg? Where I got shot down?

All of you are under arrest. Only thing is...

All right. All right, man. Thanks, man.

Amy Amanda Allen. Triple "A," huh?

Amy! It's all in the greens.

And get some paint and get to work on the roof. Got it.

And I do not share bylines. Sure you do.

And if I say no? Then I turn you into a taco dinner.

And it's not as though they haven't had a chance. These guys aren't gonna kill anybody.

And watch out for Lynch. Don't worry about Colonel Geek.

and we don't like to leave a trail. That's a promise.

And what about your family? I'll do what I have to.

Answer the phone. Forget it.

Any book? No. It has to be a recent one...

Any number of isolated areas with easy escape. These guys are not slouches.

Are those scissors? Yes.

Are we intact down here? Yeah. Hannibal and B.A. went to sting the monster.

Are you checking in? I'm with 20th Century Fox.

Are you still being chased by the government? That's right.

Are you still tinkering with miniaturized electronics? Yeah.

Are you sure you're all right? You really should be lying down, you know. Mm hmm.

Aw, gee, guys. What? Are you nuts?

beatings and the like. Not to mention...

Because I liked the paint job. I'll feed 'em some more grenades.

Besides, I'm goin' back to his place. What for?

Bringing me along to sew... how wonderfully sexist. Well, we each do what we have to do.

But I'm really nervous. You should've stayed back at the paper.

But if he wants it, he gets it. And the armour plating is for what?

Bye. So long.

Classic hate transferral. You're kidding.

Come on, B.A. It wasn't my fault. You were supposed to be the rear guard.

Come on. Hey, what are you doin'?

Congratulations. I gotta get going. I got things to do myself.

Could say we had a yen for some extra money.

Could we make that a secret ballot? No!

County General? I'd like a complete list of all patients whom Murdock has been in contact with.

Detour an access road. What?

Did I mention Murdock? Murdock?

Did it for the jazz. The jazz?

Did you get 'em yet? No. They must still be out of range.

Did you know that? No.

Did you see the look in his eye? Oh, yeah. Scary

Do you speak English? Si. Yes. What is it? What's going on?

Electric shock therapy? Can you smell it?

Even though you busted your fellow cops? Look, the P.D. is made up of the best.

Everybody hates roaches. Put 'em in your pocket. In my pocket?

Face, you better get outta here. Amy is outside in B.A.'s van.

Figure you're dead. Can you do that? Are you kidding?

for all the murders you've been paid to commit.

For heaven's sakes, Dwayne! I should've left you in Stockton.

From under his mattress. San Rio Blanco?

Get his heart thawed out for us. Amy will what?

Get out of here. What about the song?

Get the coffee and we'll get out of here, okay? Okay!

Get! Gone!

Give me my tail. Where are you going?

Golly, they got guns! What are you doin'?

Gonna get you for this, Face! What are you talking about?

Gonna work, B.A.? My part of the plan always works.

Good. Do you do this all the time?

Goodbye, missy. Mr Lee...

Got any steel pipe? Yeah.

Got that? Come on, Hannibal. Let me in on it.

Great. Hey, Face, what's a Gulfstream?

Grills? I thought we'd have barbecued Barbarian for brunch.

Had to spend some of Amy's cash to get these. Mount up and roll it.

Hangin' in there? Real tired, man. Leg hurt bad.

Hannibal always comes through. Murdock'll be here right away.

Hannibal split the inside of my lip. I'm sorry, kid.

Hannibal, without the Faceman's smile, we get lousy hotels! Get that bird off the ground!

Hannibal! Lay off, will ya, Murdock?

Hates the pilot? Why? Because our pilot is insane.

He can't walk. Let's carry him.

He really pulls 'em out, doesn't he? Yeah.

He says it makes your skin real... All right, all right. Murdock?

He was the baddest cat around until I showed up. Still is.

He's been in that same position for a month. This man has a dog?

He's been pretty badly shot up. Is it this motorcycle gang?

He's not on vacation! Who the hell cares? He's on vacation. He's not.

Help! I need some help! Help. All right.

Here you go, kid. Well, I'll take my chances, Houdini.

Hey, Face. Yes?

Hey, he's really hurt, you know. You're the doctor

Hey, man, we don't work for no police. Then what is this? What are we doin' here?

Hey, wait a minute. Aren't you gonna have a celebration drink with me?

Hey, what... Bring the trash bags, Murdock.

Hey, what's happenin'? We got one goin' down.

Hey! Hey! What!

Hey. Say, what's he run, about, uh, 220? I haven't the faintest idea.

Hi, Murdock. Oh, man. I was practically through the meteor shower.

Hi. Hi.

His uncle who? His Uncle Deke Murdock.

Hold this. Comin' out of the closet, Hannibal?

Hopefully this thing can be contained. My dog, Billy, Doc. Tell me he's gonna make it.

How are you? Good, good, good, good, good, good.

How bad is he? I think he's okay.

How do you feel? Feel pretty weak, mama.

How fast can you get us down? You just landed, brother.

How is he, Doc? Not very good.

How is Uncle Deke? You don't have an Uncle Deke.

How much did this place cost? Nothing. It's on the house.

How much time we got? About an hour and a half.

How old is your sister, Carl? She's 25.

How you doin', cutie? How's everything? Fine. Anything else you would like here?

How you doing, Carl? Well, Toni, I'd like to say I'm doing fine.

How you doing? I ain't stopping for no autographs.

How you feeling? Ain't feeling like I slept no 26 hours, man.

How's the cold, Inspector? Feelin' any better? Ohh. Feelin' better?

I ain't goin' on no airplane. Forget it, lady. It ain't gonna happen.

I ain't your blood brother. Sure you are, brother.

I ain't your brother! Ah, come on, B.A. It worked, didn't it?

I am stiff as a board. It's Friday already?

I been disadvantaged all my life. You get used to it. All ready.

I can't believe this thing is gonna work. Sure, it's gonna work.

I can't! Run or die, girl!

I could debate that statement. Say "cheese."

I don't deserve it. You caught them. Only if...

I don't know if that would do me any good. Blades! Blades!

I don't know who or what you are, buddy, but you're talkin' to a cop. Really?

I don't think anyone would believe you. It's gotta be some kind of trap, Hannibal.

I don't think we're gonna get wet today. Get that hunk of junk movin'!

I don't want no lady doctor to work on me. Ignore him. He's in shock.

I get this? How come? Control the air, you win the war.

I got my whole room and board thing resting on that fact. He's right.

I gotta get him right down to County General into quarantine.

I have a house, some stocks and bonds. Mm hmm.

I have heard nothing about any ring. We've kept it under wraps, sir.

I hope you have a plan. Of course I do, Miss Allen.

I love kids. They seem to like you too.

I love this jazz. What's your full name, kid?

I mean, they turned my whole life upside down. You busted out?

I moved back in with my younger sister. Client's a woman.

I must be careful. What about Al? Is he okay?

I must be fadin' in and out again. If you have a plan, Hannibal, perhaps you'd care to share it with us.

I promise. You better not promise, Face. You better pray!

I put the money in your name. We had a deal. Read 'em the score, Face.

I said I was sorry. Now that B.A.'s all rested, I'll take him with me and Miss Allen.

I think he's not breathing. Nobody said anything about a heart attack. Nobody told us.

I think I'll get out for a minute. What's going on here?

I want a trash bag. Where do these morons come from?

I want trash bags! The guy hasn't shut up!

I won't publish it until you've cleared yourselves. You won't publish it, period.

I'll find a way to help them. You're really going back up there?

I'll get the address and phone number. I'll drop you at the paper on my way to dump the exterminator truck.

I'll just make up the sales agreement. Now listen here.

I'll make it. I'll make it. I won't make it.

I'll put it in with the other. Oh, good.

I'm a police officer. Sheriff, if I were you, I would not debate technicalities.

I'm calling for a vote. I say we take a vote on this case

I'm gettin' tired of this rap, Murdock. You're tired of it? How do you think I feel?

I'm here. Wanna step out and have a little talk?

I'm sorry to hear about that. I was beginning to like him. You hated him. He used to beat you.

I'm sorry, Doc. Hannibal!

I'm sorry, man. You know... What the hell are you doin' with that thing?

I've never seen 'em before! Bad they're runnin'around in the open like this.

If he burned us, he knows about me. You got it. We should disappear.

If I didn't help him, he said he'd kill us. We understand.

If I might explain... I wasn't talking to you, chico, so keep it still.

If I read 'em right, they're gonna take your town apart. All right!

If it had wings, I could fly it. Murdock?

In that first half, man, I thought they were gone. Magic.

In the alley. Wait.

Is Dr Sullivan in? I'm Dr Sullivan. Bring him in.

Is he nuts? No, I'm nuts

Is this gonna work? I don't know. I've never done it before.

Is this part of the plan? No.

Is this thing gonna work? Of course it's gonna work.

Is this... No.

Isn't he on the team? Yes.

It burns your feet. Amm...

It pays to stay fit. Well, I'm really the lightest.

It was just a mistake that someone made. It sure was, baby.

It'll work. B.A.'s in church.

It's Friday already? I must have slept like a brick. You really did, B.A.

It's going down. We made a little error. What?

It's not armour plating, Mike. It's metal bulkhead for the submarine sequence.

It's the law. Oh, brother.

It's where I sculpt. Mind if we take a look?

Jack here'll help you. Right

Jo Bob Jameson. Howdy, Avon.

john is a reformed man. This news is just in from Strikersville, Florida.

Just get over to Whitsett Street and dust that laundry guy, Delgado. Eight grand to blow away your brother...

Just what is it you're after? It's simple. I'm giving you a chance to live.

Keep your head down! Hannibal knocked out his cap!

Keys! I'll call you from the hospital.

Kill him! Kill him, Jase!

Kill him! Live or die?

Lakers really did it to 'em, didn't they? Yeah.

Later. You wanna go to Mexico?

Let the trial begin. Face.

Let's go! Cut! Who the hell is that?

Let's go. Terrific.

Let's go. I need you. This, uh...

life, liberty, happiness... §§

Listen to us. I don't wanna die.

Living on the jazz. Four restless romantics... "Restless romantics"?

Look. I wish I had the words to... Book 'em, Danno... Murder One.

Looks like I found a bargain. Well, all things considered, it was kind of fun.

Looks like they found 'em. Great. That means we've lost the edge.

Lynch is coming. Murdock!

Man, I don't know why you had to go and send them that warnin', Hannibal. B.A., that is what is called style.

Mexico. He wants to go to Mexico. okay.

Mick, give me a beer, will ya, please? Ed.

Mm hmm We'll take the job. You got the money and the picture?

Mr Murdock is under care. Nurse, if you wanna take responsibility for contaminating this entire ward...

Mr Murdock, get down from there. From where?

Murdock should be in range by now. Gotcha.

Murdock, you know where you start. Yes, sir.

Murdock, you're a sweetheart. I got us some aerial support too.

Murdock? Yeah, Colonel.

Must leave. Must go. Law say no park here. Please, don't yell at people.

Nice work, Hannibal. Thanks.

Nice, huh? Let's get out of here. The booth is bugged.

Nice. I enjoyed it.

No deal. I couldn't stand the smell. You're gonna pay for that, man!

No extra ammo? No.

No prob. Great new stuff. Only the bugs'll smell it. Huh? All right.

No problem, Colonel. Face, see if that cable will move to the other side.

No way, man. He's nuts. No, he isn't, B.A. Not really.

No! He says...

No! No, no, no, no. No, I mean police or National Guard.

No. I didn't think so.

No. I'm gonna shove it down my editor's throat.

Not all cops are like Lynch and his M.P.s. That's true.

Not bad, huh? Hope it works.

Not long enough. Be nice. I've been ill.

Not yet. Hannibal was a Carthaginian commander.

Nothin' else, Captain? They didn't need anything else. We were wondering...

Now don't bust my chops, huh? Shh!

Now! Go into their world...

Of course, with a New York publisher, they'll tell you anything. Wrong dust cover?

Off the cabinet. Don't worry about it, Nurse.

Oh, come on, brother. Go easy on Face. I ain't your brother!

Oh, Hip Bagel. Yeah, they're open by 9.00. just a minute here. Uh...

Oh, I'd, uh, forget the colonel. He went out to lunch. Oh... What?

Oh, I'm sure Miss Allen... Yeah, but I'm gonna...

Oh, no. Not again. Huh?

Oh, well, what's a Yankee's promise worth anyway? Nothin'

Oh. Don't worry, kid.

Oh. Murdock, is that you? Come in

Ohh. Thank you.

Okay, Face, take the point. Got ya

Okay, this is the place. What place?

Okay. Let's get him! Let's go!

Okay. Who are these guys, man?

Okay. It's the four of us. Not exactly. Voilà!

Okay. Uh, we called you... Yeah.

On the main road to town. Keys, please.

Over there. Side by side. How did you get outta there?

Overconfidence is a real killer. I think General Custer said that.

Part of my plan. Plan? I didn't hear anything about any plan.

ploughin'through town doin'80. I thought we were doin' 85.

Position? Position.

Probably comes out of the baseboards. Look at them!

Put me down, fool! Put me down! Shut up!

Put them on. Damn, these boots are hard to get.

Quail. Uh, you know, uh...

Ready, darling? Yep.

Ready? Yeah.

Really? Oh, yeah. My favourite TV show was Dragnet.

Really? Really? All you do is shout at me! "The pancakes are lumpy!"

Remember that friend of mine, that guy who kept fading out, that Mexican guy? Be careful of the reporter.

Right. Now, stay low. We keep separated.

Right. Beautiful. I'm gonna take a look at your hot water heater

See that game last night? Oh, yeah.

See what happens. I'm going with you.

Senor Delgado? Si.Qué pasa?

She's there. They got a lookout parked up the street.

Shh! I think you are crude and disgusting!

So what do we do? We wait.

So, tell me what happened to the Lear. Oh. Well...

So? So, you let me in...

Someone's coming. I'm almost done.

Something with red roses in it? I like that.

Sooner or later, somebody had to find out. It had to be Maloney.

Sorry. What are you doing?

Stark. Captain, I hope I haven't pulled you away from anything important.

Stark. Hey, Cap'n, your Stevie boy is right.

Sure like to meet a guy like Hannibal. He's a piece of work, all right.

Sure you do, Hannibal. Who's Hannibal, man?

Surely we'd have noticed. It showed up on his biannual.

Surrender. Throw out your weapons!

Take them. Nuttier than an almond bar.

Thank you. Return the box?

Thanks, Hannibal. No thanks. Just turn your back for a second.

Thanks, Nancy. Mm hmm.

That big, tough dude, what's he doin' down there? He's making ashtrays.

That doesn't change our situation. The hell it doesn't.

That doesn't even give us time to pitch our tents. Depends upon how fast B.A. gets us there.

That isn't what he said. How do you know? You weren't there.

That was 10 years ago. And they're still wanted?

That was a terrible plan. Now we got all the kinks worked out of it.

That won't snap him, will it? No. He's usually a lot of fun.

That's always such a big hassle. I promise you, we'll get the money when we get back.

That's not so easy. You can get 'em!

That's not the same thing. Sure it is.

That's our bag. It's gonna be like going up against ourselves. Exciting, isn't it?

That's right. Okay, I'll bite. Why?

That's right. Turn out your pockets, boy.

That's state regulations, you know. Get your face outta here, worm!

The A Team? Yeah. Come on.

The A Team. Isn't that what he called them? Yeah. Yeah.

The army? Yeah, the army.

The jazz? Yep.

The pancakes are lumpy. "The orange juice is too pulpy!"

The pilot's really insane? We think so.

The Princess is nice. Good enough. Let's go.

The sheriff's gonna be dog meat. Yeah, he is, isn't he?

The what? Of course you've been told about it.

Then why do you do it? For the jazz, baby.

Then why isn't he doing it now? He had a little brain haemorrhage or something.

Then why'd you have to drug him? He hates the pilot.

There's about 50 or 60 of'em in there and some of'em got guns. Well, we got a surprise for them.

There's no way they could've figured that one out. There's no way. They had an ear on us .

there's only one way out." Yeah? So what is it?

These things take time. Okay, Miguel, you want it straight?

They are, huh? You betcha.

They got a hit set up in half an hour. Whitsett and Arroyo. Half an hour?

They'll kill him! They're killing him, Andre

They're around my place like goonies at a supermarket opening. How'd he trace us?

They're closing! They got us.

They're leaving. Nah, just gettin' a running start.

This guy's a cop. Now, I been standin'in alleys. I met your guy at the Chinese laundry.

This man is dying. How is he, Doctor? Seventy over 120. Pulse is weak. Is he on medication?

This plane is being impounded for illegal landing. Who's the pilot? Who are you?

Three minute rounds? No.

Tougher than steel. Excuse me.

Tractor. You don't really see a tractor, do you, Murdock?

Trash bag! Trash bag! Sneed, trash bag.

Trash bags? Why? I don't know. I never saw anything like it before.

Tree. Give me a hand.

Turn in? Yeah. Gotta.

Turn out our pockets, man. What is this, an opening ritual?

Tyres worn out. Sucker need new rings. B.A., you can fix anything.

Uh huh. Hey, wait a minute, sucker!

Uh, I'll let you out of there as soon as I can.

Uh, you people got me over a barrel, but, uh, I think you're nuts. That's what they said in Leavenworth.

Unfortunately, I guess he got hung up at the airport. Have a seat.

Violent? Hardly ever happens.

Waldorf Astoria, driver. And step on it. Funny.

We can make the deal. You know what I was thinking though?

We could be coming in hot. Roger.

We don't even know what it is. We vote because I say we vote.

We don't have any cockroaches in our clothes. The custodian's puttin' me through hell...

We haven't done the movie company in six months. So, what do we do next?

We must hurry. Get out of here, Manny. He doesn't know about you.

We need help. What's going on? Who are you people?

We should've dusted him. And what if he had our names on some papers stashed around?

We'll get copies at the book store. I know the routine. Let's go.

We'll get you home real soon. Nobody seems to be listening to me.

We'll talk about it later. We're at the Princess Hotel.

We'll talk about it on the airplane. I ain't goin' on no airplane.

We're completely cut off. We're gonna need some hardware supplies.

We're gonna need some armour plating. Got it.

we're gonna play in someone else's town. That's very funny.

We're not going to the airport, B.A. Isn't Murdock kind of crazy?

We're on a case. What case? Who's the client?

We're with the movie company. Pardon me, sir?

Well, I don't think I can. Try.

Well, I haven't seen a one. Oh, it must've been Louie who called you. Yeah. Louie.

Well, I... You're supposed to be killing bugs or something, aren't you?

Well, thanks a whole lot! Look, I know you're angry.

What are in these tanks? Acetylene and oxygen.

What are these for? Grills. They make great grills.

What are we doing? We're gonna slow these Barbarians down...

What are you talkin' about? You're gonna turn state's evidence on your friends.

What did he say? You don't want to hear it. It wasn't very nice.

What do I do to thank you? How can we all thank you?

What do ya say, Doc? Hank, what's happening?

What do you know about that? Many Chinese in Vietnam.

What does that have to do with me? One of our sources tells us they're gonna hit your shop this morning.

What is going on? Now, B.A...

What is this? Well, don't you recognize your hill climbing buddies from last night?

What kind of ordnance you got? Dynamite. Beautiful, pretty red ones.

What on earth is that? We have a new prisoner. He wants trash bags.

What passengers? I was a passenger.

What? Bubble bath?

What? Let's get this poor heart attack victim off the plane. Murdock, bring your headset.

What? People's coming. You no park here.

What? This man is dying. Where's the hospital?

What's goin' on, Hannibal? I don't know. But I'll bet I can change his mind.

What's in the barn? My studio.

What's the big deal, chickie? But the script I read, there's nothing here about an army.

What's this? That's a tent tightener.

What's up? He's on the jazz, man. He's on the jazz.

What's your name, friend? Deke, and I ain't your friend. I'm your boss, boy.

Where are we, man? Welcome back, B.A. You really slept, kid.

Where are we? We're in beautiful Puntarenas.

Where do you come from? Actually, I'm a rancher.

Where do you live? In a box.

Where the hell did that come from? Lookie there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh! Oh!

Where we going? We're gonna turn right up here.

Where you been, Joey? I had to go down to the centre and check in with B.A.

Where'd you get the parade float? I scrounged it off Cactus Jack Perkins, the rodeo rider.

Where's Maloney? Well, we're showing you.

Who are you guys? You're shut down. Take that back to Stark.

who cares desperately about the animals and the monsters he plays. Boy, listen to that.

Who do you think they were? Cops maybe.

Who is it? Florist.

Who is it? We need a doctor! It's an emergency!

Who is that? Oh, that?

Who sent you here? Hey, wait, man. Look, I'm just a driver, you know what I mean?

Whoo! One down, two to go.

Why are they gonna do that? Well, they're gonna do that...

Why don't you call for help? We can't. They busted all the phone lines.

Why push it? Because maybe the rest of us aren't as easy to please as you are, Collins

Why'd he hit you? Hit me?

Workin' for the police? Now, B.A., just because we got a little problem with the law...

Yeah, but won't we shoot off the prop? Nah.

Yeah, I know. I know. I was just, you know, well... Zip it!

Yeah, it's a butterfly! Good.

Yeah, like lockers. Oh, tell the guys to shake out their clothes before they put 'em on.

Yeah? You guys are incredible. You really came back.

Yeah. Give it to me.

Yeah. Let's go get Sonny.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'll get 'em and, uh, meet you. Good.

Yeah... He does? He told me so himself.

Yes, yes? What is it? Uh, nothing.

Yes, you did, Kid. It was in the third...

Yes? Hello? Bonnie?

Yes? Is Captain Stark there?

You all right? Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.

You are intruding on final approach over another aircraft. What say, muchacho?

You are no threat to us. I think I got the game down.

You can get back from here. I think we should call the authorities.

You can spare a brew for old Kid Shaleen. I thought I sent you home an hour ago.

You come. I fix. What about the car?

You expecting somebody? No. Not really.

You first. Ready or not, here I come.

You give Avon a big old howdy. Big howdy.

You gonna be needing some change for the phone? No.

You got any fingernail glue? Yeah.

You got any weapons? Nothing.

You got health insurance? Yes.

You got the kit out? Yeah.

You got the leaflets? Yeah.

You got the script? It's in the back.

You got two more verses comin'. Out!

You gotta complain and complain and... Hush, Dwayne! People are lookin' at us!

You know how tough it is to prosecute a cop? Cops?

You know, I've been thinkin' about that. Me too.

You know, the state boys, they count all this stuff. I got 12 miners stuck in the main shaft!

You never know. I do. We're almost out of gas.

You no park here. You go. Okay, okay, I'll move it.

You ready for the barbecue? Works for me, man.

You saved us from a madman. You're welcome.

You saw all that? Face.

You tell that to the state! Open the door. Every stick they count!

You think he has a death wish? No. He's just got the jazz.

You think I'm gonna let any of you guys do that? They said they were gonna kill us.

You walked into it. Oh, no. There goes another cap.

You wanna see if you can scare up a posse? Hey, we're mounted and ready.

You want 30 seconds after that? You gotta be nuts. Hey, pal, that's the job.

You want him? No, you take him

You wouldn't, Hannibal. Not now. Yes, you would.

You, uh, got the kit from B.A.? Yep. I got it right here.

You'll have to stay with the forward echelon. I understand, sir.

You're a guy travelling Mach one to a pine box. Tough guy, huh?

You're both AB negative, remember? I ain't swappin' blood with that sucker! He's crazy!

You're good. And you guys are finished.

You're resisting arrest... Calm... Calm down, Norm! Calm down.

You're right. I was just guessing. Well, don't guess.

You're the same blood type. We'll do a transfusion and get you on your feet. Murdock?

You've got to have some idea where the marijuana fields are. Somewhere in here.

Your question is, "How could this happen?" Well, no. I...

Zack, I'm talking to you. Look, kid, I told you, it is a rumour.

'cause my plans for you will not change.

'cause that warden, he faked up those additional charges he had against me.

'cause they think I'm looney tunes, and I keep telling them...

'cause they're gonna think it's the sheriff's office.

'Cause you're a lousy piece of crud...

'Course you realize when we run these prints through, we are gonna find out who you guys are.

'Course, we're a little hard on cops and civilized women.

"Bag's leaking" means one of the team took some lead.

"Hickory dickory dock. The mouse ran up the clock.

"Jo Bob, you get back on out there and get me that Gulfstream you was telling me about."

"The clock struck one. Down he run.

"The Lord will prevail...

"The time of right is the goal of the fight.

"Tip the joint over"? Very macho, but is it smart?

"When you're surrounded and outnumbered...

"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up the right to remain silent...

§ Alouette, gentile Alouette Alouette, je te plumerai §§

§ And think that someday you'd surely die §

§ Did you ever see a hearse go by §

§ They put you in a little box and cover you over with dirt and rocks § How am I doin'?

§ You in the army now §§

§ You in the army now You not behind the plough §

§ You never get rich by diggin' a ditch §

§§

$14,602.

The A-Team - Season 1
The A-Team, created by Frank Lupo and Stephen J. Cannell, is an iconic American television series that aired from 1983 to 1987. Combining action, adventure, and a touch of humor, the show quickly gained a massive following and became a pop culture phenomenon. Set in the aftermath of the Vietnam War, The A-Team follows the escapades of four wrongly convicted ex-soldiers, who are in hiding from the military police while working as mercenaries for hire. Led by the charismatic Colonel John "Hannibal" Smith, portrayed by George Peppard, the team consists of Lieutenant Templeton "Faceman" Peck, played by Dirk Benedict, the master of persuasion and a ladies' man; Sergeant Bosco Albert "B.A." Baracus, portrayed by Mr. T, a tough-talking mechanic with a fear of flying; and Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock, brilliantly portrayed by Dwight Schultz, a psychiatrically unstable yet highly skilled pilot. Together, the A-Team roam the country in their signature black van, known as "The Black Beauty," helping those who are unable to seek justice through conventional means. With their unique skill sets, the team takes on a diverse range of clients, from innocent farmers threatened by nefarious land developers to journalists uncovering government conspiracies. Each episode of The A-Team follows a formulaic structure. First, the team receives a mission or is approached by a client in dire need. Then, their exceptional planning and resourcefulness come into play, as they concoct elaborate schemes to outwit their enemies and achieve their objectives. The action sequences are unforgettable, featuring thrilling car chases, explosive gunfights, and spectacular stunts. Yet, despite the high-octane action, the show maintains a lighthearted tone, always reminding viewers to enjoy the ride. The A-Team also boasts a memorable theme song, composed by Mike Post and Pete Carpenter. With its unmistakable brass section and catchy melody, the theme perfectly captures the show's spirit, leaving audiences humming along every time it played. You can play and download these sounds here. Throughout its five-season run, the show became known for its witty one-liners, often delivered by Colonel Hannibal Smith. His catchphrase, "I love it when a plan comes together," has become synonymous with the series. Additionally, the camaraderie and banter between the team members added depth and warmth to the show. The A-Team remains an enduring cultural phenomenon, inspiring numerous spin-offs, movies, and even a comic book series. Its influence can be seen in other action-packed television shows and movies that feature a team of skilled individuals fighting for justice. The legacy of The A-Team lives on in the hearts of its devoted fans, who continue to enjoy the show's unique blend of action, adventure, and humor. Whether you are a longtime fan or new to the world of The A-Team, the first season is an excellent place to start. Experience the excitement, laughter, and camaraderie as these four unlikely heroes fight for the underdog. So gather your team and prepare for an unforgettable journey with The A-Team. You can play and download these sounds here, relive the action, and immerse yourself in the world of The A-Team. Don't miss out on this classic television masterpiece that continues to captivate audiences with its blend of action, adventure, and humor.
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