I Love That for You (2022) - Season 1 Edit

A And I know it's scary, but one thing that helped me

A And look at this paprika spice.

A Are you okay?

A bunch of people to come to your show.

A bunch of shrimp for her family reunion?

A few times a week.

A funky pump for a night on the town?

A hundred percent.

A leatherette pant or a polyvinyl slack?"

A little something to make me sweeter

A lot of things would stay the same.

A religious bookmark. So fun.

About a chic, sleek, sophisticated top...

About at this meeting

About Joanna having cancer, okay?

About Jordan's show tonight at Donde Esta Cantina.

About Kevin Costner. I almost fucked him once.

About something really quickly?

About that astronaut who wore the space diaper

About that, because we really vibe,

About the kinds of things

About the leather options.

About the long term plan for my dressing room?

About training you. I'm just going through some junk, some

Absolutely no social media. Congratulations, Jackie!

Absolutely not!

Actionable! What the fuck?

Actually, I don't really date much.

Affiliated with our charity, as well.

After all these years, you know?

After two decades?

Again, slammed.

Ah ah. I don't think we want to fuck with that.

Ah, shit. It's moot, 'cause... [sighs] Doesn't matter.

Ah, the python neoprene.

Ah, yes, I I read that article.

Ah.

Ah... thank you.

All just love you so much.

All kinds of Italy places,

All of my colors here today

All of our fauxs are made

All of these people.

All of us at Janté wanted to create a chic,

All on Flexi pay, we love that.

All right

All right, bye.

All right, come in.

All right, Darcy, make sure she's taken care of.

All right, everybody say, "Gruyère."

All right, fine. What?

All right, that's it, girls. Bye.

All right, wait, now before we do this, are y'all over 18?

All right, we'll do a cocktail party at the house

All right, well, I need one last subtle touch

All right.

All right.

All right. Okay.

All the sor...

All the sorrow

All the trouble I've seen

All the trouble I've seen

All we got to do is take a five minute online course.

All you'll ever be.

Also is very professional,

Also, they apparently got a huge bump

Also, we're gonna price cut the Playa del Fun margarita makers

American Cure Foundation is focused

An architect uses a pencil to build a house.

An astronaut uses a pencil to plan a journey to the moon.

An exotic delicacy that

An hour of fabulous products to enhance your home.

An important person in my life.

And a story that our audiences are really connecting to.

And all of the dates I do.

And all the carcinogens and stuff, so, you know?

And and by the way, when was the last time

And and I love that little area outside with the chair.

And and Joanna tells me that you're having

And and we totally don't have to get into anything

And as you know, I'm really good at this.

And baking cakes since I was knee high.

And bump the citronella tikis to clearance, yes?

And call Ad Weekly.

And do you know that I just met Danielle 20 minutes ago?

And don't you dare take a picture of my butt.

And don't you forget it.

And even if you think

And everybody says it's life changing, Patty.

And for a pita chip,

And frankly, the soul.

And get some cheeseburgers.

And getting absolutely slammed and topped.

And go get fucked in your own pussy?

And hates Mondays.

And having a nice glass of wine?

And he goes, "My puwse, my puwse."

And he never got over it.

And he told me that you called him,

And I actually

And I am so freaking jazzed about this.

And I am so proud of you.

And I am so sad that Jackie couldn't be here today,

And I am such a hugger.

And I didn't want to tell you all

And I don't know if you can see the edging

And I don't know what fragrance this is, but, babe,

And I felt nothing,

And I got to let it sit for an hour.

And I got to tell you,

And I hate that.

And I have to tell you, my gals and my girls,

And I just want you to get a close up

And I just, I I really want to tell you that

And I just, I let out a bunch of...

And I just, like, I I took a big, fat crap all over it.

And I know that I'll never be in your shoes.

And I know that obstacles just make us stronger.

And I love... I love to party,

And I need to set myself free, you know?

And I thought that maybe

And I want it in my contract.

And I want it to be fully and completely mine.

And I wanted to say, Patricia, what a beautiful event.

And I was like, "No, no, no, no, no, not for boys." [chuckles]

And I will fucking kill you.

And I will not give them the satisfaction

And I won?

And I would just hope and hope and hope

And I'm

And I'm at Costco?

And I'm feeling

And I'm feeling good

And I'm not your physician, and I, uh, can't speak

And if anyone's still left here,

And if I should falter

And if they're gonna buy from you, they're gonna need

And if this goes well,

And if you're looking for,

And if you're not gonna take one, that's fine,

And in my heart of doubts

And it is time to, uh, move on to the serum.

And it looks and smells exactly like yogurt.

And it makes me feel...

And it's all yours.

And it's got so many wonderful things in it.

And it's just gonna take, like, two seconds.

And it's just, like, I don't want to have to fake

And it's like, don't get me wrong, like, I feel for her,

And it's part of his culture.

And it's trust. Very much so.

And just be here?

And just like the tennis bracelet,

And just remember that I have a very small,

And live at peace with our hearts

And look at this magnetic fastener.

And my hair don'ts, but I'll tell you what,

And not always where we want 'em to.

And nothing is working. All right, come on.

And nothing more

And now all of a sudden, I just have to,

And now I'm having a fucking panic attack.

And now I'm supposed to sit here while you tell me this fucking

And now she wants you to sell these on air, huh?

And now they're pulling ahead?

And now you're here.

And off of that, I just had to ask,

And on top of that, you have the most luminescent,

And out and out

And Patty is the one who bailed me out of jail,

And people will be whispering, "Who is that?

And she is so good.

And she shit the bed.

And so, it's just...

And start to believe conspiracy theories. Don't go there.

And statistically, the forehead is where

And stay out!

And thank you so much for the session today.

And thank you so much for welcoming me

And thank you to all of you.

And that goes fine in the purse.

And that if, maybe we didn't talk about it,

And that is the bummer

And that it is just freaking rad to get to see, um,

And that spells "joy."

And that's good, because that's what pays

And that's the point, 'cause if people see

And the blood on the floor

And the hospitals, they are nothing

And the Midnight Magic is wow. [laughs]

And the pipe dreams

And the Tandy Fit Booty Blasters. Do me a favor

And then I'd like to use my other drink ticket

And then makes that face.

And then she actually gave me a job,

And then sniff out, like, a New York fashion job moment.

And then some white girl grabbed him.

And then we've got...

And then you were like, "I have cancer!"

And then, all of a sudden, everything's just, like,

And then, one day, I got caught shoplifting.

And then, when you get there,

And there is just something

And these arrangements

And they are so comfortable.

And they both weighed less than me.

And they dropped this off this morning.

And they put you in here, and that's great.

And they were family friends.

And they're machine washable.

And this is kind of a secret, but...

And this was my chance to be in the barn

And this week we celebrate

And three times.

And to be more of, um, like, a a team player.

And to say that now is the time to leave.

And two.

And we all deserve a garment that says,

And we all have a lot of faith that you're going to be able

And we are gonna have cosmos

And we have the data to back it up.

And we just had to 'cause it's Disney.

And we just wear the Virgin branded diapers

And we piss right in the seat.

And we'll talk to you soon, then.

And we're gonna get wasted and, like,

And we're gonna have mac and cheese balls.

And welcome to Beautiful You

And welcome to Beautiful You. I'm Jackie Stilton

And what the fuck is that on your shirt?

And why is that?

And why shouldn't they?

And with this incredible partnership,

And you are not alone.

And you get to stay right here in Cleveland,

And you have to fight for what you want.

And you know homeboy's still got a crush on you.

And you know what, if we are in outer space,

And you may not realize it, and I know

And you never let anyone else change, and that's why

And you see

And you see Earth and it's so little.

And you're definitely an important,

And you're happy with Thursday?

And you're having fun, right?

And you're so put together, and...

And you're the one true...

And your chart is showing that you're very blocked

And your voice is like a whisper

And, by the way, it felt horrible.

And, hey, check me out on Facebook and the TikTok, huh?

And, honey, what they're doing with your hair,

And, Joanna,

And, like, real sick people.

And, look, they all brought sweaters

And, of course, uh, Ryan Phillippe.

And, oh, wait. Okay, what?

And, Suzanne, can you please tell us about this product?

And, uh, I went through a few weeks

And, uh, just wanted to say,

And, uh, oh, took a big swing here,

And, uh, then I cleaned my dad's gutters.

And, uh, uh, well, this is just a flower.

And, um, every time I look at it,

And, um, I guess that means

And, um, we, uh...

And, yeah, obviously, Jackie would be great at these,

And, you know, as someone who's battling cancer,

And, you know, for you ladies at home who aren't ready

And, you know, if you're so all knowing,

And... to meet you in the person.

Annipizzary.

Another dump, made by me. [chuckles]

Any clothes.

Anyone's welcome. Our tech is here, so

Anyway, I have to get back to work.

Anyway, she's a full time astrologer now

Anyway, so anything we can do to make you more comfortable,

Arch your back, and then

Are an SVN superstar now.

Are are you feeling this?

Are calling our signature peekaboo shoulder.

Are far below what we're used to.

Are saying to me, "Joanna, how could I ever wear

Are stun ning.

Are supposed to be, like, all luxurious and leather.

Are these flowers real? Maybe not.

Are we thinking super upscale, black tie?

Are you at Patricia's right now?

Are you counting our run in at Walgreens?

Are you gonna finish that chicken leg?

Are you guys a thing?!

Are you kidding me? I always go to bat for you.

Are you ready to get banged?

Aren't having sex right now and haven't.

Around your broadcast, so they can watch you.

As I think about this, I'm coming to this idea

As long as it's next to you

As long as its next to you

As the pants of your Mick Jaggers,

As, like, someone's girlfriend.

Asked me to bring home dinner 'cause he's keto now.

At all? For how long?

At every single one of those meetings,

At some point,

At the very least, they'll be saying,

Atmospheric music

Attention, Costco shoppers.

Au revoir.

Aw.

Aw. And I wanted to say I didn't mean to act weird

Aw. You have the most beautiful soul.

B.

Babe!

Baby, if you want to be right

Back for my dad's birthday,

Bad.

Bagel Bites or Turkey Tots?

Bangerz? Yay? Nay?

Barn warming in Martha's Vineyard?

Barn warming.

Be honest. Or am I overthinking it?

Be peaceful if I'm having a stressful day.

Be there tonight, and, um...

Be upsetting to me.

Beat us out for the first time in six years.

Beautiful You, the longest running,

Beautiful You's on in 15, and she's nowhere to be found.

Because Austin and I, like,

Because I didn't want to burden you.

Because I love... I love working,

Because I promise you,

Because I'll be damned

Because I'm not important enough to go to your charity dinner

Because if you get a tattoo,

Because life is complicated.

Because Pam fucking did it

Because she knows we're like sisters.

Because that's how much pillow mist I've got sitting

Because you happen to love your arms,

Because you know who'd love that?

Because you played sweet jams all night

Because, this is crazy, okay, just...

Beena, yes, honey. What is it?

Beena!

Before I knew it, we're in the bathroom

Before she was disbarred!

Before you want to have a contract to sign.

Behind the Dazzling Diamonessence line,

Behind the scenes. [laughs nervously]

Being who I am, you know?

Besides no prenup?

Best friend in a leather jacket.

Best friends with a 30 year old lady on TV.

Best of luck to you.

Best selling program in the history

Beth Ann stays on place mats.

Beth Ann wanted it.

Beth Ann, I cannot do this right now.

Beth Ann, is that something

Beth Ann, it's a classy magazine

Beth Ann, what are you selling me?

Beth Ann's already in hair and makeup.

Beth Ann's dressing room.

Big deal. So I spilled a glass of beer on John McEnroe.

Birds

Birds flying high

Birthplace of rock and roll. [imitates guitar playing]

Bitch, I didn't make 'em.

Blossoms on the tree, you know how I feel

Blouses on TV, she's not under oath.

Board members, I want a big sign.

Boo hoo. So, I guess I'm just

Boo, doo, poom, poom, poom! Yeah.

Boo, I need to talk

BOTH: What?

Breeze

Bring so much joy into my life.

Bring your doctor to my office.

Buh, buh, buh, buh.

But also it is sad.

But anyway, in terms of my show,

But because I'm a good person, I'll give you one.

But can you just...? Hello, Peter?

But do you know that this actually means something to me?

But don't let some asshole keep you from getting better.

But don't talk to me if I look busy,

But for some reason, when I'm here, I feel like

But he said he doesn't want to talk to you.

But he still wants to talk to me.

But I also feel like if I get it,

But I do know, what Austin don't know won't hurt him.

But I do.

But I don't want anything special.

But I feel like I look hot.

But I got to tell you something.

But I guess I've got a couple of,

But I guess now we know we got America's

But I have always dreamed of living in Machu Picchu.

But I just had to stop by and say hi to my gals at home.

But I like the way I feel inside

But I liked the transaction.

But I told Darcy to take me off.

But I wear it every single day.

But I'm protecting you.

But I've always had this sort of radiance

But I've known him for longer.

But if they are bringing beauty,

But if we hit a million in that hour,

But it could come back.

But just the mini M&M's in a cup. No ice cream.

But keep it away from my network.

But maybe I could

But mazel, you little hooker.

But most importantly,

But now I really want to think about what I want.

But once you see what we've got coming up...

But one thing that I do know is that she'd want us to have fun.

But really I just wanted to talk to Jackie.

But she doesn't like people to know that story

But she just sees you one way.

But suddenly I'm too important to go to a barn warming

But the only gift he wanted was to spend time with me.

But then she got disbarred.

But then, a few years ago,

But they're in this little snackable size.

But this partnership is gonna be fabulous.

But this scarf, it goes on forever.

But we are talking creams right now,

But we don't want to hear about it.

But what I really want to know about is, what's Joanna's story?

But when I come in here...

But when I'm having a bad day,

But who to buy for.

But you are being combative.

But you did have it. You did.

But you didn't mean it. You didn't mean it.

But you're, like... normal, you know?

But, baby, it ain't over till it's over

But, baby, it ain't over till it's over

But, I mean, you know,

But, like, I'm sorry, since when do I have to babysit her?

But, seriously, I just feel so loved up and cozy

But, um, I just...

But, um, the little balls of rice,

But, um, the weekend of the 15th,

But, um... I'll definitely

But, you know,

But...

But...

But... and, and, and now onto the serum, which I...

Butt smell and just, I I ruined it.

Buttery moment that was flattering to the body,

By our master floral artist

By pointing out that she lied?

By researchers to prepare the body for sleep.

By selling the Crystal Buddiez on my show?

By Sunday Sensations.

By telling them not what to buy

Bye, now.

Can I actually

Can I get a picture?

Can I get that bracelet?

Can I hug you?

Can I just ask why I got taken off Janeane by Janeane?

Can I please explain?

Can we bring those in?

Can we keep it? I like it.

Can we stop? Stop.

Can you imagine if I did this to my hair?

Can you just hold that thought?

Can you see that, Keith?

Can't you just imagine curling up under this

Cancer Girl.

Cancer's your whole story, it's your whole shtick.

Charity broadcast,

Cheers, baby.

Cheers. Chin, chin to me!

Chivalrous of you.

Classic you.

Claw clasp, not only because of that oh so important

Clear!

Clear.

Coffee syrups.

Color options for you today.

Come from a long line of upholsterers

Come in.

Come on. Big hug.

Come on. Come on.

Come on. Let's go check out my tits.

Concerns about, uh,

Connect, um, to... a and with you

Contemplative music

Contemplative music

Contemplative music

Contemplative music

Cooking Southwestern.

Cool.

Copy.

Could you maybe read the room? Potato is sick.

Could you track down Fran for me?

Couple Minor League Baseball players

Creamy white with the black edging.

Cristal, hello. How are you?

Cross stitch hem, and this bow, which,

Crystal turd

Dad, okay, stop yelling.

Damn it, Darcy.

Darce, do you have a handkerchief? I'm gonna cry.

Darcy,

Darcy, are the Basquiat people

Darcy, move her down to 3 a.m.

Darcy?

Darcy?

Dead. And then, where would we be?

Def, I'm def gonna be there tonight.

Define "control."

Diagnosis.

Did I fire her? No.

Did it seem like she was eating them about me?

Did she say "Jackiversary" or "Jackiversity"?

Did she take you for granted?

Did you know, Pat, that I was holding him

Did you ride your bike to work?

Did you text her?

Did you think that we were exclusive?

Didn't have to be a little drama this week. Yes?

Didn't look that way. Looked like it felt great.

Do I have "suggestion box" on my forehead?

Do people like me? Mostly just anything that exists.

Do we love?

Do you have any family you could reach out to?

Do you know what I mean?

Do you need something else, Joanna?

Do you think I took things too far with Patricia yesterday?

Do you think I'm pretty? Do you think I'm a ten?

Do you think you could sell enough?

Do you trust him?

Dockers wearing motherfuckers.

Does he want ass or money?

Does she think she's Muriel Streep?

Does that look like it'd be the right size for me? Okay.

Does that resonate with you?

Does the waxer lady try to sell you a lawn mower right after?

Does this taste corked to you?

Doesn't actually allow for substitutions

Doesn't feel like she has anyone.

Don't apologize. Stop apologizing.

Don't be upset.

Don't don't... You don't have to do that.

Don't ever do that to me again.

Don't talk to me about this shit again.

Don't use the mama stuff, 'cause that's mine, but

Don't we just love?

Don't worry about totally shitting the bed.

Don't worry, honey. Just do your best.

Don't worry, I only want to have sex with you.

Don't you just belong here, at SVN?

Don't you think the discourse is toxic?

Down here in Tallahassee.

Dr. Codish.

Dr. Oz?

Dress code for the men.

Dressed head to toe gorgeous. She looked like a supermodel.

Drifting on by

Dude, everyone here is completely insane,

Dumbest turd in the universe.

Easy

Easy to wear, great for a night out.

Eating fries?

Eban. E Epan?

Eh. I'm so so.

Encantada.

Enjoy up to 30% all week using the checkout code

Especially travel over water.

Even if it's on the forehead.

Even if you look at it up close,

Every single day, like it's nothing?

Every woman deserves a luscious mane.

Everything goes away.

Everything good is hard.

Everything in my life will,

Everything reverts back to two percent.

Everything you can think of, of the, of the finest top shelf.

Everything you're going through,

Everything's great.

Except for the fact that she has cancer.

Excuse me, are you part of the band?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Eyes on Jackie, eyes on Jackie.

F From...

Fabulously Ageless is offering us

Feel that velvety, 100% polyester microfleece.

Feels good.

Festive mariachi music

Fettuccin', spaghetti.

Fine. [exhales] All right.

Fine. We're leaving.

First thing tomorrow morning?

Fish in the sea

Fitzy Ellen, you know I love to see you.

Folk rock music

For 30 years, I've been guided by one idea,

For a variety of healing purposes.

For about a month.

For all my Jackalopes.

For everything you're going through, honey.

For Foot Fancy with Kikland Hubbard. Buh bye.

For fries, since they're the same price,

For me

For me

For me

For me to get the company wide email list.

For money stuff, and this little moonstone guy,

For more Jackiversary promos

For more senior people. Don't ask me why. It's so dumb.

For my bat mitzvah.

For my boyfriend who's in the band.

For my gorgeous outfit.

For our charity weekend,

For our plastics factory in Panama.

For people with cancer. I don't understand.

For selling place mats now?

For the chef if I do it this way, so...

For the first time ever,

For the Vera Nash line were excellent.

For this full diaper of a woman.

For this very luxe spread.

For those sexy little boots.

For you.

For your three o'clock demo, did we say

For, you know, your house of worship.

Founding Father looking motherfucker.

Free cake.

Free your mind

Free your mind

French writing on it

Fridays are desperate.

From all of us at SVN.

From all the hot cocktails.

From breaking my heart

From Cleveland without discussing it with you first.

From Cocktails of the Month.

From Orlando, Florida.

From Poland, and we

From that climate change special

From the incredible mind of Janté.

From the moment we met in her audition.

From Vanity Fair.

From who?

From who?

From you.

Fuck a fucking duck in a rug.

Fuck it. Give me my Rolos, will you?

Fuck me.

Fuck you, it was a letter. Fuck.

Fuck you!

Fuck, no.

Fuck!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck... my... life!

Funky music

Gave to Princess Diana.

Geez... Fuck.

Gelat', biscott',

Gentle music

Gentle, ambient music

Gentle, contemplative music

Get it, girl!

Get me Monica from Omni Belle

Get rid.

Get the fuck out or...

Get the fuck out, Joanna.

Getting in the zone?

Give a little respect

Give her Beth Ann's room 'cause it's bigger.

Give her some of that Jackie magic,

Give me anything but a lying little liar, you know?

Give me your love

Give me your love

Give me your love

Give me your love

Give me your love

Give me your love, give me your love

Give me your love, give me your love

Gives over 5,000 mammograms a year.

Glad they got you out of that shithole.

Glory, glory

Glory, hallelujah

Glory, hallelujah

Go ahead, show her.

Go ahead, sweetie.

Go for Jordan.

Go talk to him.

God!

Goddamn it.

Going amazingly for her everywhere she goes.

Going out of my mind. Okay, so...

Gonna give you a big,

Gonna steal all my top brands.

Good

Good

Good morning to you, my darling mother dear.

Good morning, son.

Gorgeous skin.

Graydon Carter's barn warming? I told you about this.

Gross you out, basically, because of the sluttiness of it.

Gruyère!

Hang on. You know what? Go into the control room and watch.

Happy 30th anniversary, Jackie.

Happy Jackiversary, Jackie,

Happy Jackiversary, Jackie!

Happy Jackiversary.

Happy Jackiversity.

Haricots verts.

Has brought user engagement

Has ever looked me in my goddamn eyes.

Has it?

Has Patricia, like, said anything

Has really connected with our audiences.

Have you all read that crazy memoir

Have you heard our music?

Have you told him about what's going on?

He actually played quite a part

He doesn't give a fuck about you, Darcy.

He got a plus one to Graydon Carter's

He has a show?

He loves lasagna.

He survived Auschwitz.

He was my mom's boyfriend for two weeks.

He'll call back.

He's an idiot. What can I tell you?

He's fine.

He's just, like, fun and gay.

He's so funny.

He's so layered.

He's so problematic.

He's so sweet. So charitable of him.

He's the former editor of Vanity Fair.

Heard last night was a major success.

Heather, that is not a nose contour.

Hello there, Suzanne DuNaysh. How are you, my love?

Hello, beautiful people, and welcome to Beautiful You.

Hello, I'm Gordon Ramsay.

Her ex boyfriend's new girlfriend?

Here here we have a Deep Pillow Mist, and...

Here we are

Here we go.