Ted Lasso - Season 1 Edit

A double and a single in one. A triple.

A doughnut that knows about Rosa Parks or something.

A fax machine, hey? Are you sending something to the year 1997?

A girl once said I look like Clive Owen in these sunglasses.

A kingdom of isolation And it looks like I'm the queen

A little bit true.

A little boost of caffeine, should do the trick.

A palace made out of crystal seems mighty fragile if you ask me.

A panda that gets anywhere near a fucking lion. The answer is lion.

A second tier one at that

A stunning goal by the Canadian midfielder!

A through ball from Cockburn. And Kent is off to the races!

A trophy from this millennium.

A week after his divorce.

About a kid who grew up in a shit part of South London.

About you guys and today's game.

Absolute garbage water. I don't know why y'all do that.

Absolute pleasure to meet you, Mrs. Lasso.

Absolutely. Just like we do, big guy. You know it. Okay?

Aces. Aces. Oh, heck. I did it again. I'm stuck.

Actually prefers her desserts on the larger side.

Actually, did y'all get the O.J. trial over here?

Actually, he responds well to positive reinforcement.

Actually, I have a question.

Actually, it doesn't matter what you say.

Actually, Keeley will be taking your seat on the jet, Higgins.

Actually, no, second time. Uh, tea is horrible.

AFC Richmond announced the hiring of their new manager,

After I score a goal tonight.

After that, it's either gonna be movie night or a pillow fight.

After we finish.

After your resounding loss to Crystal Palace,

Agree to disagree. I find it hilarious.

Ah, come on, fellas.

Ah. Beautiful voice.

Ah. Classic "she said, she said," innit?

Ah. Forget it, mate.

Ah. Good question. One second.

Ah... Fuck!

All right now, what's this going on?

All right now.

All right, cheers.

All right, come on now. Walk us through it.

All right, everyone! Get in a fucking circle.

All right, fellas, here we go. Here we go.

All right, fellas, let's run it again. Let's go.

All right, fellas, we got team meal in an hour.

All right, fellas. Excuse me.

All right, gentlemen. Let's go ahead and do a little seven on seven.

All right, gentlemen. Who's ready to go show Everton what we got?

All right, go get 'em.

All right, granddad. Keep your wig on. [laughs]

All right, here's what we're going to do, Higgins.

All right, kid, after you.

All right, let's go!

All right, let's run that new one.

All right, listen up, fellas.

All right, next question.

All right, now. Good night.

All right, one final question.

All right, see what you got, young lady. Come on. What you got? What you got? Whoa!

All right, shall we?

All right, thanks, boss. I appreciate you.

All right, turn around.

All right, who's next?

All right, yeah, I'll tell him. Let me know how the trial goes. Okay, bye.

All right! Yeah! There you go. Way to play.

All right? You can ask me anything. No topic will be into touch.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. But I tell you what, y'all say "pillow fight" one time,

All right. Come on, you lot. Line up.

All right. Hey, gang. How y'all doing?

All right. Hey. Nice work.

All right. Hope to see y'all downstairs.

All right. How 'bout that? Nice teamwork.

All right. How y'all doing?

All right. Let's see what we got here. I've got this fella up here, the goalie.

All right. Lovely. Thanks, Colin.

All right. See you fellas in Liverpool, yeah?

All right. Shall we? Sarah, why don't you lead us off?

All right. You say that football is life, right?

All right. You're all right.

All the way to the promised land in his very first season as head coach.

All they wanted to do was get the boys to stop masturbating.

All this vernacular. Gonna be tough.

Already burning the midnight oil, I see, Ted.

Also a boot.

Also, Ms. Welton, sorry to report,

Always seemed like a waste of time to me.

Am I cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs thinking we can beat these guys tomorrow?

Am I going crazy?

Am I supposed to be the little girl?

Am I wrong?

Am I wrong?

Amigos, I can't find my tropical shirt.

And "bangers" aren't great songs,

And a meaningless consolation goal for Jamie Tartt in injury time.

And a season of lows for Richmond sinks even further still.

And after all

And after they enlisted...

And all this time I thought men couldn't multitask.

And am I getting notes of Axe body spray?

And B, why don't you just bring them over to my place

And Beard, you're having chicken!

And Beard's gonna walk y'all through the rest of the changes.

And besides, it's... for the children.

And congratulate y'all on a heck of a season.

And despite the number of you here,

And ended up in jail the rest of that night.

And equally proficient at both.

And every time your art teacher, Ms. Scanlon, leans over your desk

And for me. But... just for us.

And for obvious reasons, we'd love to be at table eight!

And from now on, that way is the "Lasso way."

And going over here, going over that way.

And good luck with the most beautiful game.

And he buries it!

And he has agreed to not run the photo of you and Keeley.

And he's done it!

And he's very good, and the supporters really listen to him.

And hey, just so you know, we can play a lot better than we showed today.

And hope my friend picks up the check while I was gone.

And I actually look all right for once.

And I agree with every last one of 'em.

And I believe it was the cure.

And I bought you a present.

And I called a couple of contacts about some sponsorship opportunities.

And I didn't say anything.

And I hated that.

And I listened.

And I might wear it right outta the store.

And I see this team like a band.

And I still intend to do that.

And I tell you what, that niece of yours is a real cutie patootie.

And I think it stinks!

And I want everyone's eyes on me when I say this. Look at me.

And I want you to bring it tonight to the clubhouse, at midnight.

And I wouldn't change a single thing.

And I, you know I was just seeing if you happened to have any advice.

And I'd never left London before.

And I'll be buying out the remainder of your contract. So...

And I'll just kill the ones where you look like shit.

And I'm afraid of what it's gonna do to you if you just keep it all for yourself.

And I'm counting down the days until you're gone.

And I'm deeply worried about aging.

And I'm really sorry about that and I hope you can forgive me.

And if the Internet has taught us anything,

And if you ever have a moment,

And if you just figure out some way to turn that "me" into "us"...

And if you're the artsy type, or you're just trying to impress a date,

And in all those years under the stewardship of the previous owner,

And in exchange, I'll keep ignoring you, because this team is tragic.

And is now being charged with the leadership

And it ain't always easy, Trent,

And it appears Coach Lasso has decided to rejoin the match already in progress.

And it sucks fucking shit!

And it was a lie.

And Jamie wouldn't pass to him.

And just because you won a few trophies,

And leave the past in the past.

And look at this. I mean, you, what You got teeth now?

And made a fairly extensive list of those who cannot make it.

And may I say, you are wearing the heck out of it.

And Ms. Welton, it's your team.

And my door is always gonna be open.

And now I'm gonna have to rethink my order of what I think is

And now I'm gonna have to rethink my order of what I think is

And now, the only former Champions League winner on the menu, say hello to Roy Kent.

And obviously we're bummed out that O'Brien tore his butt.

And one small house that manages to fit us all in it.

And our first victim is Jamie Tartt.

And please, call me Ted.

And proving them wrong, just been added to the list.

And Rebecca's grateful for all your hard work!

And Richmond will suffer the embarrassment of relegation,

And ride that little mustache like a Jet Ski.

And Roy would be Keith Richards,

And slow. And your focus drifts.

And so Although, I'm not crazy

And so here we are, Jamie. We're talking about practice.

And so now we got two aces.

And so... well, I gave her 4,400 and...

And some unemployed gaffers are asking if we'll have an opening soon.

And sorry for spittin' on all your stuff up here.

And Ted Lasso is gonna help me burn it to the ground.

And Ted!

And tell your boss I hope she gets heart disease.

And thanks to budding superstar, Jamie Tartt,

And that is because I believe in symbolic gestures.

And that Isaac's mother has two left hands?

And that right there is another example

And that was the last time I saw him.

And that, I believe, gets Rebecca over her goal of 800,000. Thank you.

And that's certainly the case for Ted Lasso's men tonight.

And that's Happy Birthday, Sam!

And the answer's Mean Streets.

And the highest bidder gets to spend a day at a swanky hotel by the pool

And the impossible has happened. Richmond have won at Everton 1 0.

And the plane's landing.

And the Richmond supporters are making their feelings known.

And their new manager, Ted Lasso.

And then I alternate between bis and tris.

And then put your hand on your hip and make, like, a claw shape.

And then she and this therapist we were working with

And then she had this fella... Robbie Williams cancel on her and

And then that fella ends up being an ace himself.

And then, even when you see it...

And there's the other one.

And they kept it going until, well, still.

And they thought that might do the trick.

And they, in turn, loaned him to Richmond for the season.

And they've inquired about terminating Jamie's loan.

And this here, is our current offense that we are running,

And this is a wall of our previous owners.

And this year, hopefully even more.

And this... sharing of feelings

And though I believe that Ted Lasso will fail here

And we can look at them together?

And we'll never watch another movie together again.

And we're gonna rub it in this city's fucking face!

And we're gonna talk every day?

And welcome to the Tenth Annual Benefit for Underprivileged Children.

And when it comes to locker rooms,

And who got sent off to play as a child in Sunderland, of all places.

And who later was forced to rap his own verse in a charity single

And with less than a minute remaining in the half.

And yet here we are, talking about you missing practice.

And yet, you're still on fire.

And you have to say he got off easy there. And Obisanya is still down.

And you have to say, not without good reason.

And you have to wonder, where would Richmond be without him.

And you know what?

And you laugh...

And you wanna know if the snacks in the locker room are tasty enough?

And you're gonna gesture like you think you can bravely go on.

And you're gonna gesture like you think you can bravely go on.

And, Jamie, thank you.

And, look, I know change can be scary.

And, uh, just go ahead and give the little guy a squeeze for me.

Any coffee thing, as long as I can't taste a hint of coffee, is good.

Any progress with the musical guest?

Any thoughts on the newest Rupert girl?

Anyhoo, thank you for your time.

Anyhoo, you know, we can't really be, uh, good partners

Anyone who loses to me has to run four more. Let's go!

Anything to add, Coach?

Anything we need to know, Coach?

Anyway, if I hear any of those tunes,

Apparently, some bullshit sacrifice, show and tell bullshit.

Apparently, they liked each other's moves.

Appreciate that.

Appreciate you, sir. Thank you.

Are not too dissimilar from his views on cooking steak.

Are they?

Are those your real tits?

Are we nuts for doing this?

Are you drunk?

Are you enjoying the food?

Are you hungry?

Are you insane?

Are you mad? Pandas are fat and lazy and have piss stained fur.

Are you one of those guys that likes it if your friends tell you

Are you sure you want to do this?

Arlo White here with Chris Powell.

As a favor.

As do I.

As of late, I feel like y'all have heard enough of my jibber jabber.

As she journeys through space.

As undeniably catchy as that tune is, I need you to cut the crap right now

As we read Alex Haley's most seminal work?

Ask one of your daughters what it means.

At a tanning salon eight miles away in Croxteth.

At first, I was thinking about not sleeping.

At least think about it.

Attaboy, Sam!

Aw, look at her. She's fucking fit!

Babe, can we not at least just get inside my car? It's cold.

Babe, he's not even a real coach.

Babe, I said it was important. We can't go inside your house?

Babe, if those existed, we wouldn't be together.

Babe, it's 2020. Women can do anything.

Babe, it's 2020. Women can do anything.

Babe, you have to win me.

Back in 1964 when they defined pornography.

Ball! Ball! Give me the ball!

Be a goldfish, Sam. Yeah?

Be careful, Colin, now. That's our new coach.

Be good.

Beautiful cross, Sam!

Because I can't help but root for him.

Because Ted is out there in the community

Because the world can be a sad, lonely place, but

Because you can all bid on our very own Richmond players.

Because... No.

Before we hit the town tonight.

Before you tell me a folksy anecdote about you and pajamas.

Being accountable matters, Jamie.

Being booed lustily by their home fans,

Being brave.

Being you.

Besides, that was yesterday.

Best concert, we got Beastie Boys at HORDE Fest, 1995.

Blah, blah, blah. "What's the first concert you ever saw?"

Blow jobs.

Blow off some steam and have some wicked sex with your new friend."

Bon appétit.

Boss, I tell ya, I'd hate to see you and Michelle Obama arm wrestle,

Both of whom I've completely neglected to speak to in the last six years.

Boy, I thought I'd seen the biggest clock there was.

Boy, oh boy.

Boy, oh boy. That was right in the button.

Boy, that seems troublesome to me.

Boy, you're gonna be a dizzy fella there.

Boys, that's disappointing.

Brilliant child psychologist and proud, newly single...

Busted.

But but but but but but

But after hearing you speak in there, I'm excited by your choice.

But are you honestly gonna keep your best player on the bench?

But aside from that, you gotta be in great shape, right?

But because your right foot was kissed by God the boys look up to you.

But dang it, they're the best batch yet. I finally cracked the recipe!

But everyone was making such a fuss, I thought I should just stay down.

But for a lot of us, that's not how Ted Lasso found his way into our hearts,

But he celebrated like he'd just won the World Cup.

But he does have one thing this club doesn't:

But he makes the extra pass to a wide open Obisanya!

But here I am, still dancing.

But hey, I know someone else who's really excited to meet all of ya.

But I ain't got no control over any of that.

But I assume y'all have had your fair share of hard times though, yeah?

But I can't remember the last time the press room was this full.

But I can't say this to them.

But I didn't wanna do it without checking with you first.

But I do beatbox all right.

But I do get to go home with the paws.

But I do know this, they don't last forever.

But I do think it's a better look than the panda.

But I had an absolute peach of a Sunday.

But I haven't seen it on the pitch at all this season, Roy.

But I think once we get going, it's gonna go all right.

But I think they call it something else here.

But I think we can all agree that The Departed

But I would like to dedicate it to the best friend a girl could ever have.

But I wouldn't be able to take my eyes off it either.

But I'll tell you what I do know.

But I'm mad all the time."

But I'm not having the best of days

But I'm sure it won't be harder than it was

But if the Lasso way is wrong, it's hard to imagine being right."

But it ain't about that... at all.

But it's a Hockney. It must be worth a million pounds.

But it's also something a lot of female singer songwriters are trying to change.

But it's still in there.

But last week we definitely won, which is pretty darn fun.

But maybe someday you should stop battling the people

But maybe that's just what marriage is, right?

But Michelle and I, we've been having some marital issues.

But more importantly, I think they need to believe in themselves. You know?

But neither is growing up without someone believing in you.

But now I'm alone.

But Sam was wide open.

But that anger doesn't come out anymore when you play.

But that goes for all of you!

But that's about how much headway I made. [chuckles]

But that's mainly from loving Harry Potter.

But that's what I'm doing though. I'm giving you that space.

But that's where I'm sitting.

But the concierge was able to locate one

But the new gaffer's trying to make me feel responsible

But then I just saw that.

But they do make you feel like dancing 'cause they're so darn tasty.

But this weekend's match will not be completely sold out.

But we can choose to honor it.

But we have a brilliant replacement for you who you are just going to love.

But we know how you Americans like to eat, innit?

But why be sorry?

But why? Even when Sam's open, Sam is still shit.

But you climbed every single step of that tower on your own.

But you don't wanna hear that story, so I ain't gonna tell it.

But you gotta do it otherwise they get lost.

But you have really helped me to feel good about this decision, just by...

But you have to own up to the part that you played.

But you know what they say about the best laid plans, right?

But you know what? I think you're right.

But you're not quitting, Ted.

But you're not the player that you used to be,

But you're not.

But you're not.

But your speed and your smarts were never what made you who you are.

But, hey, we're both single. I think you are super hot.

But, Ted, you're the manager.

But, yeah, yours makes a lot more sense. Okay.

But, you know, we just wanted to pop in, say howdy,

Butt's an amazing muscle. God as my witness, your butt will heal.

By Jamie and his little... side pricks.

By then it won't matter because you will have found someone better.

Bye, boys. Tell Mum I love her.

Bye, Dad.

Bye.

Caesar you later.

Call it "Biscuits with the Boss."

Call me old...

Calling me "soft" if I didn't... dominate, you know.

Came here in the summer transfer window, was immediately injured,

Can be a little tricky.

Can do. Yeah. I'll probably write "handle" instead of "murder,"

Can fit a lot of wisdom just in the hole.

Can I get an ussie?

Can I get something stronger, like a Jack on the rocks or something?

Can I see it? Is it here?

Can move forward with theirs.

Can we do headers, Uncle Roy?

Can we just forget about the game and go and have a dance?

Can you curl 40 kilos?

Can you tell me to murder J.K. Rowling and write the first Harry Potter book as well?

Can't be anyone else.'"

Can't hold it back anymore

Can't keep a gaffer from his pitch.

Careful, son. The gaffer's fixed the water pressure.

Caught in a bad romance

Celebrating a moment of joy with his team

Certainly not into our living rooms.

Check out Nate. Looking pretty dapper himself, huh?

Cheeky little prick.

Cheers, again.

Cheers.

Cheers.

Chess team, Coach.

Chicago Cubs, over.

Chipper dickheads like that can never back it up on the pitch.

Chris, you have to think, if this continues,

Coach Lasso is just what we need.

Coach Lasso.

Coach Lasso.

Coach thinks it will only work if the whole team is there,

Coach, I got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore, right?

Coach, is it true in America you guys have so many beautiful dogs in pounds

Coach, tell these boys what the first rule of my fight club is.

Coach, what's what's this?

Coach, you are a sponge.

Coach, you know what I'm thinkin' about right now?

Coach, you try this?

Coach?

Coach. You gotta stay up.

Colin, Isaac, come here.

Colin, set up the cones.

Come check it out.

Come here. Look at your face. Look at your face.

Come in.

Come in.

Come on now.

Come on now.

Come on now. Everybody get some cake.

Come on now. You're one of us. Let's go. Fire away. What do you got?

Come on, give us a hug, Nate. Yeah.

Come on, let's get out there.

Come on, let's go. Strut this way. Here we go.

Come on, let's try this again, all right? Hey, Jamie. You wanna go?

Come on, man. Don't be a sleep cop.

Come on, now. Spill.

Come on, question for ya. What's the buzz on Sam here?

Come on, Rebecca. Your song's up next.

Come on, ref! They gotta knock that off!

Come on!

Come on! Come on! Let's do this!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Hit me with a fun fact.

Come on. I could push all of your buttons right now if I wanted to.

Come on. Sam was more open than the jar of peanut butter on my kitchen counter.

Come on. The image I just gave him is gonna last for a lifetime.

Come on. You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man.

Come on. You wouldn't have said something if you weren't dying to show someone.

Conceal, don't feel Don't let them know

Confused look.

Congrats. You both just met a cool person.

Could go for coffee though.

Could I, uh, just introduce you to

Could solve their problems with a dance off at a gymnasium? [chuckles]

Could you take Coach Beard and get him their IDs, housing information...

Couldn't keep it in Heaven knows I've tried

Couple of worm addicted early birds, am I right?

Course I'm right. I'm always right.

Course, if memory serves,

Crack that bastard open.

Crème brûlée honey.

Crystal Palace kicked our booties last week.

Current?

Dad!

Dad!

Dad! He says it's perfect!

Daddy! Dad!

Dani Rojas, Rojas! Dani Rojas!

Dani Rojas, Rojas! Dani Rojas!

Dani Rojas! Dani, Dani!

Dani Rojas! Rojas! Dani Rojas.

Decided that maybe the best thing to do would be to give her a little space.

Despite clearly possessing very little knowledge of the game.

Did I stutter, dickhead? Do you wax your pubes? Yes or no.

Did not expect fizzy water there. Sorry.

Did ruin the musical for me though.

Did you do it yourself or get some poof to help you?

Did you hear that?

Did you just say "blankie"?

Did you know that Richard was raised on a goat farm?

Did you not hear the five boys, tiny house, dying cat part?

Did you not use an alias or a burner phone?

Did you see that?

Didn't get much sleep on the plane, so anything you got,

Didn't like the other couple though.

Didn't want to.

Didn't your last girlfriend steal your Rolex and sell it for drug money?

Ding, ding, ding.

Do da do da do do do do doo

Do it.

Do something sweet for her, it just would backfire.

Do they wrap the fish and chips in newspaper? I read they do that here.

Do us proud.

Do we apologize?

Do we hear six?

Do you believe him?

Do you even know what you're sorry for, Jamie?

Do you even understand the influence you have on this team?

Do you feel it sends the right message having a party after a loss?

Do you know how many games are in a Premiership season?

Do you know J.K. Rowling has more money than the Queen?

Do you know what I mean?

Do you know what we're supposed to do tonight?

Do you know where they went for their physical?

Do you mean to tell me you're entrusting a Premier League team's attack

Do you mind if I ask you a personal question then?

Do you mind if I just have a minute on my own with this one?

Do you really want me to pretend that she wasn't mad fit?

Do you think that I could've got from a council estate in North Manchester

Do you wanna build a snowman?

Do you wanna do that thing where you pretend you wanted to pay?

Do you wanna go get, like, really drunk?

Do you want it?

Do you want to take my car?

Does 8:00 p.m. work for you?

Does she know something we don't?

Does that sound fair? Hands in.

Doing whatever you have to, so that everyone in your life...

Doing work that doesn't matter.

Don't know, babe. I don't get jealous.

Don't let them in, don't let them see Be the good girl you always have to be

Don't read it.

Don't stop what you're doing.

Don't strut. Let the suit do the work.

Don't tell him I said that.

Don't think there was a Sassy Smurf, was there?

Don't use it to clone me.

Don't use me as a prop in your little fights.

Don't worry about it. You've got this.

Don't you dare apologize. Thanks to you, we can afford to get the other car fixed.

Don't you fuck up the match.

Don't you wanna go ride a real double decker bus?

Drinking frozen daiquiris and soaking up the rays

During the war, our stadium was used as a makeshift hospital.

Easiest way to get that done well is to do it well.

Easy, easy, easy now!

Ed Lasso.

Eh, Babatunde's the best. [laughs]

Eighteen.

Either bravely or stupidly facing the music."

Embracing change.

Ended up getting lost but, you know, then I got unlost,

Ended up in a pool full of cash and Sour Patch Kids.

Endless.

Enough. I've had it with your mind games and your stupid gifts.

Especially for the man who's managing my club.

Even got myself a little work planner.

Even if it is just...

Even now.

Even though I know I should pass to you...

Every day...

Every time I do, it makes me want to fucking puke.

Everybody in this building, part of the team. Part of AFC Richmond.

Everybody, come on.

Everyone loves a good bath, right? Just a nice warm bath, right? Yeah?

Everywhere he's been, his players seem to love him.

Exactly!

Exactly. You seem in good spirits.

Excellent.

Except Coach Beard.

Except I look insanely fit in this picture.

Excuse me, can I take these?

Excuse me, mate.

Excuse me, Ms. Welton. Hi, I'm Sam. Sam Obisanya. I play for the team.

Excuse me, Ted. The eagle has landed.

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. Ms. Welton.

Eyes on the man you're marking! Come on!

Fact.

Family was rich. So, first day of year seven,

Faster, boys!

Fax machine?

Feels different, Coach.

Feels like it's stuck right here.

Fellas, we're broken. We need to change.

Figuring out Jamie Tartt's operating instructions,

Filled with the latest in workout technology.

Find out where Lasso got those biscuits.

Find something, an item.

Fine. I look like a banker with a great cock.

Fingering.

Fire away.

Fired? What the fuck for?

First concert, Kenny Rogers, right?

First time I ever saw tan lines.

First time in this league can be very overwhelming.

First we gotta build it, then we can ride it.

Firstly, babe, there won't be any where I look like shit because...

Five boys, three dogs,

Five thousand!

Flan? That dessert?

Folks will love that.

Football is life!

Football is life!

Football is life!

Football is life.

Football is life.

For dinner tonight, it's either chicken or steak!

For fucking Nate, whose last name I don't even know.

For me, it'll always be Ted...

For me, success is not about the wins and losses.

For number 9, Jamie Tartt.

For the children, eh?

For the children.

For the love of Pistol Pete, y'all. We still got a second half to play.

For you, Sam, I will.

Four thousand pounds!

Fries are called "chips." Chips are called "crisps."

From pubs and clubs, to the great Asian pastime of karaoke!

From pubs and clubs, to the great Asian pastime of karaoke!

From pubs to clubs to the great Asian pastime of...

Fuck it. Let's go.

Fuck it. Yeah, I am taking it pretty hard, you know?

Fuck no. I hope he's dead.

Fuck off.

Fuck off.

Fuck off. It's adorable.

Fuck the haters.

Fuck you.

Fuck you. Fuck this table.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck's sake.

Fuck's sake.

Fucking hell!

Fucking kill you!

Fucking Ted Lasso.

Fucking Yank!

Fun night.

Gaffer saved you, old man.

Gaga, ooh la la

Gals and gents, with your help, we raised £800,000 last year.

Gentlemen, I am, by nature, a believer.

Gentlemen, I need you to gather up the rest of the fellas.

George is here.

George.

Get a towel.

Get off! Get off the pitch! Stop touching the grass! Please!

Get rid of it.

Get someone to run the story about Ted and Keeley.

Get that one. It's very important to me. Chinese for "arm."

Get up there, kiddo. Look at that.

Ghosts, spirit guides, aliens.

Give me a fucking break.

Give the ball to Jamie and everyone else can go to hell.

Glad to hear it. Yeah.

Go ahead, show her the picture, yeah.

Go ahead, take a nibble.

Go get 'em, Nate.

Go on now.

Go on, Cam. Show 'em what you got.

Go on, give us another bite.

Go on.

Go on. Say what you're gonna say.

Go out on the pitch and have a proper fuck about?

Go, 'Murica.

Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go! Go, Lasso! Go, Lasso, go!

Go, Nathan. Come on, it's past curfew.

Go! Go! Go!

God, it's no wonder they want to destroy me.

God, that man took so much from me.

God, this is all my fault.

God!

God. You know, today would've been my

Gonna go back to the hotel and just get a good night's rest, you know?

Gonna miss you, Cindy Clawford.

Good afternoon. We have a huge problem

Good boy.

Good evening,

Good evening. We'll be dimming the cabin shortly.

Good for you for getting back out there looking like that.

Good job, Phoebe.

Good kid.

Good Lord. You must forgive my fellow countrymen.

Good luck though.

Good morning, honey bunch.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good night, Keeley.

Good night, Roy.

Good night.

Good night.

Good point. You should've said yes.

Good save.

Good, good. Y'all got Nathan's hot dogs here?

Good.

Good. Fuck Rupert!

Good. I'm glad he's done that. We'll get much more money.

Gosh, I'm dealing with my own sort of curse. Anyway, thank you.

Got a headline and everything. "Man Nods Head."

Got a tiny waist, yeah. The whole bit. I get it.

Got it right here.

Gotta be pretty fun for you, yeah?

Gotta look right, Coach.

Gotta love a troubadour.

Gotta stay sharp for the auction.

Granddad.

Granddad.

Great to see you again.

Great! 'Cause I got some fences I need to mend, and I think that might do the trick.

Great.

Group hug.

Guests also have access to our state of the art gym,

Guys, we gotta play like a team tomorrow.

Guys. Guys, guys, guys. I think we should take the boys to the pub.

Happens all the time.

Hard no. Thank you again, Jamie.

Has he Has he started the auction?

Have a good night, Jamie Tartt.

Have him make it for us like we're a couple members of the family.

Having led this team through yet another remarkably average season.

He could take it himself,

He fucking headbutted me. I'm still dizzy half the time.

He has Obisanya on the right.

He has repeatedly denied that.

He insisted twice that he didn't care if Richmond won or lost.

He left his phone in his locker.