The A-Team - Season 1 Edit

A 4: 10 Western.

A bug? You think they had us bugged?

A bus? What happened to the 10 wheel truck?

A con man. A real operator. And that's the unit.

A couple of guys brought somebody into my house this morning.

A crop duster and some poison to kill his marijuana crops.

A girl named Sheila Rodgers.

A girl reporter. She knows I flew you guys in 'Nam. Got it from Pentagon records.

A haircut is just what I need in this time of severe emotional crisis.

A handshake isn't exactly a binding agreement.

A lover of life, a hunter of rabbits...

A new record... coast to coast in 38 hours

A singer of songs.

A Team in need, do you read?

A thousand feet up without a net

A whole village?

A wreath of flowers, and I'm gonna send myself up for life?

A zapper roo to the old noggin.

AB negative is a very rare blood type. We'll be lucky if we can come up with a pint of it.

Aberrant behaviour is fascinating, medically and clinically, isn't it?

About six people ever read it.

Accept that. Anything else is just very good luck.

Actually, I was supposed to meet Dwight Pepper here.

Add to that an armory right inside the gate.

Adios, amigo.

Aeronaves de Mexico into Acapulco...

Ah, but that'll take some time, Hannibal. We got M.P.s on the way.

Ah, it's just a set dressing problem. Nothing to it.

Ah, Lynch. Excuse us, but we have to take this plane. We're going back to the U.S. of A.

Ah, Mr Sanchez, thank you for the use of the car.

Ah, the rose. The rose is a flower of passion which can be fully appreciated for its...

Ah. We're throwing in make up, film, incidentals. Call it $3,680.

Ain't no way the Barbarians are gonna let you put me on ice for the feds.

Al Massey was captured by a bandit, Malavida Valdez.

Al Massey's been doing wheels up landings here for over a year.

Al, it's Amy. What have they done to you?

Al!

All I'm worried about now is cuttin' 'em off at the pass. Besides, I'll think of something.

All right, boys. It's feedin' time at the zoo.

All right, bring him here. Put him on the table.

All right, everybody out.

All right, gentlemen. Step into our finest room.

All right, get 'em out there! You're under arrest! Drunk and disorderly!

All right, get those guys up on their feet! Come on!

All right, Hannibal, how do we shut these guys down? I mean, these guys are SW AT trained...

All right, I owe you guys my life.

All right, let's go. Cover me.

All right, look, I have a 3:30...

All right, look, I have a 3:30...

All right!

All right!

All right! More dog meat for the party.

All right! Now we got the sheriff cut off completely from the rest of the world!

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. Face, you get us some digs and start throwing snowballs at the film commissioner.

All right. I get that little sucker on home to Texas.

All that "bueno, mi compadres'"junk. Since I got here, nothing but complaints and arguments. So I guess that's it.

All the way from Los Angeles, California, to Strikersville, Florida.

All we can do is our best. But we'll give it a 100% try, son.

All you boys in the front row... you wanna sit down, face the camera?

Allen, you need some time off.

Allow me to assist you, my dear.

Along with videotapes of the fights he engineered between prisoners.

Already 40 identifications and arrests have been made of the men who watched the contests.

Ambitious. Lay it out for me, Face.

Amen!

Ammonia!

Ammonia?

Amy Allen, newspaper lady. She was hunting up a story like the guy last year.

Amy Allen, please.

Amy Allen. I'm Hannibal Smith. I understand you wanna hire the A Team.

Amy Allen. Los Angeles Courier Express.

Amy, bring Dr Sullivan back here.

Amy, grab a screwdriver and get that radio out of the Jeep.

Amy, how's Face?

Amy, thank you.

Amy, you stay with B.A.

Amy! What are you... What are you doing?

Amy.

Amy'll get him out of the hospital for us. Can I use your phone, Doc?

And a deuce and a half. Maybe a dump truck. Something big.

And by an author who's never been published before.

And Dunn and Mitchell put the wrong picture on the dust jacket!

And every now and then, I like to drop the hammer on a piece of dirt.

And from where I'm standing, that should look mighty cushy.

And get to you guys with the stuff you need for the escape.

And given 500 paces...

And have him pick me up at 3:00 this afternoon.

And he threw his great right hand, and I saw it, but I ducked.

And head right out of here fast.

And I am his!

And I couldn't find Miss Trudy's Body Treatment for Bubble Bath anywhere.

And I don't care if you shoot me. I won't do it.

And I don't have authorization to let you do this.

And I don't see nothin', so I just guess.

And I hate you.

And I have the first amendment to hide behind.

And I have...

And I pumped him. And up I came and down he went. Did you see that fight?

And I sentence you to a trial of worthiness.

And I slipped and cut myself on that Coke bottle that you dropped.

And I think I caught the fever.

And I thought I could call him...

And I, for one, do not wish to fight. We are not soldiers.

And I'll be damned if his Stetson doesn't bang the top of that cabin.

And I'll be damned if I'm gonna let you use this paper's influence to rattle windows.

And I'm gonna feed you to the brothers for dessert!

And I'm not gonna let one crud like Stark muck it up for the rest of'em.

And if I weren't up against the wall and knew you guys were wanted...

And if it helps any...

And if the Maker wants 'em, I'll see to it he gets 'em.

And if we don't come up with all of it, we're gonna lose our permit.

And if you don't mind, Hannibal, sir, I'd like to be up there with him.

And it could play on public television.

And it feels wonderful!

And it'll bring him to us. Make him play on our field.

And John is perfect casting as the Martian

And Martin James... he's a madman.

And may the great spirit watch over your refrigerator and keep it cold. World without end.

And most people will do whatever you want.

And move from treetop to treetop until we get to the one by the farmhouse.

And not ask my sister's permission or nothing?

And on my word...

And once he's stabilized, we'll move him in here and hold him for the M.P.s.

And once he's stabilized, we'll move him in here and hold him for the M.P.s.

And prisoner violence will be reduced.

And rhyme his words just like me.

And see E. T. just like everybody else?

And shoot up that vacant real estate office on the corner across the street.

And since they're impounded and tagged before we do our jobs, there's no way to check 'em.

And Stark hangs out with some chick named Bonnie Webb.

And that, my friends, is how they did it.

And the general will be calling me at 5:00.

And the Lord will deliver the evildoers into the fires of hell...

And the publishers mixed his photo with mine...

And the winner of the game would holler...

And the wrath of my God...

And their pilots don't mind if you hitchhike.

And then run 'em through a very special gauntlet.

And then the other one is gonna be sporting game for the crowd.

And then when we're done, we put 'em back.

And then, every once in a while, your eyes start to fog over...

And they were sent out into the fields...

And to go around a system you respect, Stark and his men would have never been caught.

And try not to drool on the rug. We just had it cleaned.

And wait until you're contacted.

And we are gonna get fired, man.

And we're gonna see if Avon and Jo Bob gonna be able to cut us a calf here.

And we're locked up in here.

And what of the mystery men who engineered the capture of the warden and the film?

And when'd you get here? What you doing? You can't drive, sucker!

And who is captured? Who is the man about to die, huh?

And with my doggy, Billy. What about my dog, Nurse?

And y'all punch out license plates for the state of Florida.

And you and I can watch the walls melt.

And you caught the terrorists. Everybody's against you.

And you got an hour start. Then I gotta announce a prison break.

And you ought to be hung upside down from your heels in a vat of pig slop!

And you start to rhyme your words.

And you're not goin' anywhere, either, Colonel.

And you've been using the money to finance your so called guerrilla operation up here...

And, uh, quite frankly the incidence of violent deaths that abound here about...

Andre ain't gonna be so happy.

Andre's got this idea about stickin' in this cornball dream sequence.

Anybody got a cold beer?

Anything happened to us, and who knows what'd happen...

Anything you say can and will be used against you."

Anyway, I went through his apartment last night and pulled out this.

Are hard to deal with.

Are we doing Boots and Bikinis again?

Are you all right?

Are you kiddin'? I'm a hero downtown.

Armed with the sword of our saviour...

As a matter of fact, dance class and painting class have been quite effective...

As a matter of fact, I'd be willing to take a look at your operation in a very favourable light...

As in nice and easy. There you go.

As long as we stay within a mile radius, the reception'll be great.

As soon as he's well enough to move, we'll get him out of here.

As you can see it's gonna be much easier for us than it was in the film.

At a time like this, one should be with his family.

Aw.

B.A. and I'll load the bus. You go with Howling Mad. Now, drop the stuff in the field at noon.

B.A. Baracus in a day care centre?

B.A. was telling me about the jazz...

B.A., bring him out.

B.A., hang on to this. It's Amy's exclusive.

B.A., he's the only donor we have, unless we're gonna get you into Cedars Sinai.

B.A., hide in that ditch. Come on!

B.A., let's go!

B.A., Murdock's blood is not gonna do a thing to you

B.A., we'll have to start scrounging.

B.A., you got to get him out of here now.

B.A., you lie still.

B.A., you son of a gun. Come on in.

B.A.!

B.A.'s mini microphones are comin' in better than an F.M. station.

Barbarians, huh?

Barracks are about 10 man deals. Sixteen on the left, 10 on the right.

Be firm. Don't let her run your life.

Be that as it may, I'm gonna press him hard and see what happens.

Beautiful. Give me my tail.

Because after all, we're all on the same team, aren't we?

Because he's scheduled for a frontal lobe severance tomorrow.

Because I got a feelin' you're gonna be leakin' from three or four holes in a minute.

Because we're not Swiss. We're Americans.

Because you are unwilling to experiment with new prison techniques.

Before I take a real dislike to you?

Before it gets any more out of hand than it already is.

Before the forces of good will pursue them.

Before we start yammering away on these business details, I want you to meet my personal pilot.

Believe me, we know how crazy he is.

Besides, he stole my boots.

Besides, I lost blood and I feel faint.

Better check on Murdock. This thing's gotta go smooth.

Better hope so, sucker!

Better just forget about that appointment with the chief tomorrow morning.

Better throw your weapons down.

Better. He's starting to growl again.

Blood is blood. It's all the same. You know, it's red...

Blood pressure's 90 over 30 and dropping fast.

Blue.

Bo Derek on the wing of a biplane...

Boobala, you know I'm in big trouble with Andre. I mean, chickie, my job is hanging by the ol' threadola.

Bosco Baracus.

Boy, is old Lynch gonna burn after this one. He'll go cuckoo.

Boy, you know, you really fill out that tunic.

Bradshaw, where are you?

Brother John, I'm going back up the street and keep a lookout.

Brothers, I'm in danger at the compound.

Buster, why don't you mosey on over there and take a real good look at that Gulfstream...

But a whole town?

But aren't the military police on their way?

But as an academician, I'm not here for personal glory...

But as soon as I'm out of town, I'll drop the keys to someone and have 'em get you out.

But everybody calls him Hannibal.

But first I want you to get everybody in town and tell 'em what's going on.

But Hannibal says it will.

But he'll grow on you. Let's go, B.A.

But he's not.

But I got a nice little stash.

But I got roll call in 20 minutes, so I expect you out of here in 15.

But I know of at least seven killings they're responsible for while off duty.

But I'm gonna need somebody to wheel me around.

But if I was you, I'd get in that Jeep...

But if you don't, we'll find out about it...

But if you'd like me to translate for you, I'll be happy to.

But it was a big one.

But Morrison took a round in one of the last shellings.

But Patterson was a great champion, and I knocked him down.

But that's all they need. Can't get anywhere near him without being spotted

But they read our mail, and they censored it.

But this month has really been strange for me.

But this shampoo has no protein base.

But to try and effect meaningful prison reform.

But watch out. It's a trigger word for his aggressive cycle.

But we all know that John was having emotional problems.

But we are not strong enough.

But we got a "Red Ball One." That's big trouble.

But we have no submarines in our navy.

But we made our opportunities. We got loose.

But we need your help. He's out there trying to murder us.

But we'll work our way out of it somehow. In the meantime...

But what if they kill him before you can get to him?

But when the words come out, they want to... rhyme.

But who in the hell were those guys?

But ya did keep all us old goats at the orphanage on our toes, that you did.

But you gotta find some way to stop sitting on your brains.

But you know that. We're kind of in the same boat, Sheriff.

But you're gonna get your little brother here in trouble trying to help you.

But, brother, let me tell you something.

But, Louie, he said I had to be in and out before your shift change.

But, Mr Peck, a crop duster?

But, uh, you gotta understand I got my problems here.

But... But I don't think I'd better let you take this...

But... in the meantime, you'll have to wait.

But... Oh, yeah. Hey. Oh, yeah. Hey.

Butterfly. Now what do you see?

Bye bye.

Can't do a decent blow dry with a Harrison Hair Pro. There's no temperature control

Carl from Covina. Carl from Covina.

Catch me if you can!

Catch me if you can!

Caught the Romans sleeping and beat 'em up.

Certainly you're familiar with his ammonia fixation.

Chatting about which guys you did or did not kill.

Chicken!

Claustrophobia. Tight places give me the creeps.

Clear this transmission. She's there.

Collins, show this gonzo we mean business.

Collins, you take that ridge up there, the one we used last time. Donny, that slope over there.

Collins, you wimp, I knew you'd go belly up.

Collins! Hey, Collins!

Colonel Lynch, come up! Colonel Lynch!

Colonel Lynch, it looks like they're headed towards the airport.

Colonel Lynch, this is Mark. I made him.

Colonel Lynch.

Colonel Lynch.

Colonel!

Colonel.

Come closer. I can't see ya.

Come on, Amy! Come on! Run!

Come on, Chips, time to go.

Come on, Colonel!

Come on, Colonel. The Bank of Hanoi?

Come on, guys. Come on, guys.

Come on, kid. This one's a wrap.

Come on, mama. Come on, mama.

Come on, Meadows.

Come on, now. Relax.

Come on, now. They're trying an escape. Dr Pepper is in on it. Come on.

Come on, Stark. Show some moxie.

Come on, sucker! I ain't got time for your crazy rap! Ooh!

Come on, you guys. I can help you with lots of stuff. I have the paper.

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Let me out of here! Stop foolin'around!

Come on! People, we're burning daylight here. Let's stay together here, huh?

Come on.

Come on. Get him. Go, go, go!

Come out and see what kind of surprise I have for you.

Come out!

Come out!

Comin' up the river at ya. If they're unfriendlies, baby, you are in trouble.

Coming to you from high atop Indian Dunes.

Coming, Lieutenant?

Commit the souls of those sinners to your keeping!

Confucius. Great. Just what I need to go along with this headache.

Controlling their minds by terror and intimidation.

Cooking is excellent. It's a creative endeavour.

Could be a double for the sheriff's office.

Could. We are dealin' with double digit I.Qs here.

Couldn't get past the second chapter.

Count three before you follow me. B.A., you got the rear.

Cover it well. I don't want anybody coming in on our backside, all right?

Crank 'em up!

Cro Magnon there can hold the money for us.

Crop duster.

Daddy Hank, he gets in. He sets down. He's all excited.

Damn it, Grant. Doesn't this rag have a responsibility to protect its reporters on assignment?

Damn it, Hannibal. All you had to do was pull the lever.

Damn! I never saw such quick combinations in my life. That boy may be better than Jase.

Damn! Let's go.

Deaf and mute?

Deaf mute. Just checked in this week. It's gonna be an interesting fight.

Describing what you and your buddies have been doing off hours, won't ya?

Did I get a story? Did I? No.

Did I get mad? No. These things happen.

Did I tell you about the time I knocked down Floyd Patterson?

Did you find Massey's research paper? Did he file any copy at all?

Did you get anything more on that?

Did you get it?

Did you like the arms?

Did you see those moves?

Didn't we all, champ? Didn't we all?

Distributed the first printing with the wrong picture on it!

Do it before the street gets crowded.

Do it, man. My people ain't gonna fail me.

Do you read?

Doc, how soon can we take him out of here?

Doctor, is he any better?

Doctor, we've got to ask your confidence on this. Nobody can know.

Doesn't mean you gotta have a bad attitude.

Doing a cut and blow dry on a crazy man. Warden Beale sent me up here.

Don't anybody move a muscle! Don't even think about it!

Don't be afraid. I won't let nothin' hurt you.

Don't go out in a tailspin of speculation and accusations about your fellow officers.

Don't just stand there! Help 'em! Come on!

Don't let him spot you. I'm on my way with troops.

Don't matter. You're out voted anyway. Come on, let's go. We gotta get out of here.

Don't mess in my mud, B.A. I'm poison.

Don't need no colour. Got enough already.

Don't put no dog pound shuffle on me, Hannibal!

Don't tell me you didn't love seeing him over his head in that rancid water.

Don't worry about it.

Don't worry about it. He's got a bad attitude.

Don't worry about me. Just worry about what you're gonna say to the military court when they send you up for life.

Don't worry. I got a plan that will keep us together

Don't worry. If it's inside a five mile radius, I can spot it... from the air.

Don't worry. When we drive away from here, those slimeballs are dead.

Don't yell at me, okay? I have a terrible headache.

Don't you have any trash bags? Maybe he'll put his head inside and suffocate.

Donny. Donny, you there? Come in.

Dr Pepper? Are you kidding?

Dr Pepper? Uh, come on in here a minute, will you?

Drop dead, sir.

Drop it, Reverend, or you'll be medium rare.

Dwight Pepper? Isn't he that dude that wrote that cream cheese book about coddling prisoners?

Empty garbage bag.

Especially no dust covered country cop.

Everybody get up and let's have a little lunch here.

Everybody's got their own room. You'll find clothing in the bedroom closet.

Everything I own.

Everything I'd like, you got.

Except I just got his book from the warden's office not more than an hour ago.

Excuse me again, but isn't he one of you?

Excuse me, but what are you doing?

Excuse me. Captain Stark, there's a phone call for you.

Face is gonna pay.

Face is gonna pay. Face is gonna pay.

Face, B.A. loves you.

Face, B.A., don't drop the hammers on 'em...

Face, get over to the van. Get on the radio.

Face, give us some help. Do you read me?

Face, if anybody could talk B.A. out of anything...

Face, pull in by that crane.

Face, this is Hannibal. They got us.

Face, you and Murdock put up that paper wall...

Face, you and Murdock put up that paper wall...

Face, you're the good doctor.

Face!

Face! Face, are you okay?

Faceman messed up. That's why I got shot.

Faster and tough.

Feel better, Mr Murdock.

Finish him off, boy.

Finish him off, son.

First I want your handshake you're not gonna pull down on us with your badge and gun.

First you're orphaned by your parents, and then by your country.

Five miles from the Oregon border, a maniacal religious cult leader named Martin James...

Five thousand? It's on a 110 line.

Five years of research, five years of writing...

Five years old, no home, no family.

Five, 10 miles. Take Junction 82 south.

Flight 607, heavy. You are on final approach and clear...

Floral display: 75. Oh, and we're billing this at $300 a day per man...

Flowers? Well, I hope they're from you...

Follow this streambed. Get up over that ridge.

For a crime they didn't commit

For a crime they didn't commit.

For a crime they didn't commit.

For a crime they didn't commit.

For a Sunday afternoon.

For getting my name put in the paper.

For he who hath cut out the sickness of the beast...

For I am the god of this age.

For the jazz, man.

For the jazz.

Four days after the Vietnam War ended.

Four guys wanted by the military aren't gonna have much credibility in court.

Four mini mikes: $1,500. Four hot lights: $200.

Freeze it... or lose it.

From a Colonel, uh, Morrison...

Funny.

Garbage bag.

Garter belts? Ooh!

Gee, l I don't know.

Get a book on prison reform.

Get back in the lake! Come on. I'm on a tight clock here!

Get behind him and push.

Get down. Get down!

Get him off the horn, Face. You drive.

Get him! Get him!

Get him! I said get him, Jase! Get him!

Get him! Okay, get him!

Get moving!

Get off my leg! I can't stand it when you touch me like that!

Get off my pants leg! I can't deal with it when you grab my pants all the time!

Get on the phone, spread the word.

Get out of that van with your hands up.

Get that light for me, would you?

Get the girl!

Get the luggage, kid.

Get the others out, B.A.

Get them! Don't let them get away!

Get those legs up, sweetheart. Put your hands in the air.

Get us some help, Murdock.

Gettin' arrested in this burg is the easy part.

Gimme a trash bag.

Gin.

Gin.

Give me a sign. Give me a sign.

Give me Al Massey! Give him to me now!

Give me the keys.

Give us a lockdown and sound the alarms.

Glad to hear it. It's kind of hot out there. You got a couple of beers?

Go around and pick 'em up on the low road. They've gotta come out of here someplace.

Go now. There is plenty cantinas down at the beach.

Go on, son.

Go on. Go on. Have all the fun you want, my friend...

Go right on the dirt road just past Strikersville Junction.

Go to the alley behind the Kozy Kat Klub...

Go!

Go!

Go!

Go! Go!

God's work has no room for failure.

Goin' over to Doc Sullivan's. Nobody comes through that door but me.

Gonna get you for this, Face.

Gonna need for the Faceman to change his name. Yeah, to Broken Face.

Gonna need speakers, man. Big ones.

Gonna need that metal platin'. And get me some of this audio wire.

Good afternoon. Lieutenant Blackmore to check out Captain Murdock for psychiatric reevaluation.

Good enough. Murdock and I will handle the film commission.

Good idea. Use ammonia.

Good Lord! Mr Murdock!

Good. I don't wanna have to sit on anyone but Sonny Jenko.

Goodbye, sweet prince.

Goodbye.

Goodnight, Maloney.

Got 'em by the ring toss. They're heading over toward the merry go round.

Got a cigarette, Deke?

Got a favourite hotel down here? Nah.

Got him. Okay.

Got his file?

Got it.

Got over 200 acres and more head of cow than people can drink milk.

Got the cabin up by the lake. I'm just lookin' to take it easy.

Great!

Great. All we ask is that you don't ever say a word about us.

Great. B.A.

Great. The cavalry arrived. Where are the rest of the guys?

Guard! Get me outta here! Come on!

Guess who pulled the short straw?

Had to.

Hairdresser.

Half slips? Ooh!

Hang in there, baby.

Hang in there. You guys run a hell of an airport.

Hang on tight, Reverend. It's a bumpy road from here on.

Hang on. I'm making another run.

Hannibal and the others could've gone on, but they came back to help.

Hannibal wanted me to tell you we're headed to Acapulco.

Hannibal, I got company standing in the hall right now.

Hannibal, I'll go get the van ready to transport him.

Hannibal, that's Jase Tataro.

Hannibal, you... you'll talk him out of it, won't you?

Hannibal's gotta be down there somewhere.

Harold Lloyd? King Kong? Napoleon's parrot?

Has been keeping his youthful followers isolated from the outside world...

Have been spotted at a cocktail lounge at Fifth and Broadway in Los Angeles.

Have Captain Murdock made ready for release.

Have you got a hot water heater?

Have you heard this poem?

Have you heard this poem?

He ain't gonna like it, Norm. You know what he said about bustin' Yankees.

He also has one of the worst conduct records in the army.

He also said that you're a chicken hearted lowlife who sleeps in pig slop, and your sister...

He also worked on the Courier.

He could give him a great daughter, amigo!

He couldn't even prove that they existed.

He didn't. I did. I had to bring your Uncle Deke into town.

He doesn't look like the swimming instructor.

He ends up lushed out of his gourd in Costa del Sol.

He hates it.

He hit B.A.'s pad two hours ago with six M.P.s.

He is one with the ladies, no?

He is still looking for them. It is a vendetta for him.

He just picked a girl up in the garage of the Courier Express.

He likes to slug officers.

He loves the risk, the danger. He loves the jazz.

He may get real tough.

He needs blood. I can't locate any AB negative. It's a very unusual type.

He no look too good today

He ran the prison at Fort Bragg.

He said, "Your mother works street corners and you're so ugly, flies wouldn't land on you."

He spends most of his time by himself.

He tells me you busted up a bar in Florida. Got 30 days in Strikersville.

He thinks I'm doing a ring job on it over the weekend. I got us a Gulfstream. Can you fly it?

He took his army over the Alps into Italy.

He used elephants to carry his equipment.

He was down here on a story and he disappeared.

He was dragged from this town by Malavida Valdez.

He was in the Thunderbirds before the war.

He was madder than a hornets'nest in a rainstorm. It was driving him nuts.

He was spouting proverbs all over the place. I couldn't understand him.

He wear them glasses so can't nobody see his eyes.

He... He ain't a mute any more.

He'd be a professional wrestler.

He'll find out. These people are frightened. They'll tell him.

He's a colonel.

He's a crazy cultist terrorizing kids.

He's a marine biologist or some damn thing.

He's a tough guy.

He's a very unusual guy.

He's afraid to fly. Kind of silly, isn't it?

He's alive.

He's all mine, Kemosabe

He's also a mute. He can't even read lips.

He's been keeping everybody on this wing up all night.

He's been livin' on the edge ever since I known him. He's one crazy, hooked together dude.

He's been running around, shaking down these mountain villages...

He's daring me.

He's deaf. He's also a mute.

He's down there horse trading hotels.

He's goin' down, Warden. This time old Jase is gonna stop that boy for good.

He's gonna get his chance to fight Jase Tataro.

He's gonna show up in a couple of weeks down there at a bullfight wearing a lampshade.

He's got a Mohawk and about two tons of gold and bad manners.

He's got about 400 reinforcements.

He's got medication in the luggage. Bring the luggage!

He's got nothin'. His brother's about to be murdered at a Florida prison, and we're gonna get him out.

He's got outstanding warrants for Murder One in two states.

He's got over a hundred kids he's terrorizing up there that need help.

He's got the fastest hands I've seen in 20 years.

He's high on smack or speedballin' or somethin'.

He's in more trouble than you guys. Pulled him over for speeding and ran his prints.

He's in your mental ward.

He's just an angry mud sucker.

He's my brother. Everyone says, "Yeah.

He's my friend.

He's not faking. Mr Murdock has paranoid anxiety delusions and intermittent memory loss.

He's on the jazz. He's on the jazz.

He's right. Our fathers would spit on us.

He's some kind of escape artist or somethin

He's terrorizing villages in the mountains.

He's waking up, Hannibal.

He's...

Head of the film commission is Miguel Perez. So we're doing the sexy, dumb, blond movie.

Heads up. Look out below!

Heart attack victim.

Hello, Jack? This is Mo Sullivan. Is the sheriff in?

Hello? Is anybody there?

Hello. All right!

Here they come.

Here we are. There they are.

Here we go again, Murdock.

Here you go, B.A. A .44 for ya.

Here.

Here.

Here. A colonel named Lynch.

Here's the deal... you give me Al Massey...

Hey, brother, if it's got wings, I can fly it.

Hey, Cap'n, wait up. What's your hurry?

Hey, come back!

Hey, did you hear that?

Hey, Face, look at that abandoned real estate office.

Hey, Face, those blood capsules work great!

Hey, Faceman, when my blood brother says he wants a...

Hey, Faceman. How you doing?

Hey, fat lip, button it!

Hey, friend, you got a big mouth. Why don't you shut it...

Hey, great, Murdock, great!

Hey, guys. Long time, no see.

Hey, Hannibal, here comes the meat. They're hangin' a right on Main.

Hey, Hannibal, will you make this sucker shut up?

Hey, Hannibal, you were right. Lynch's men spotted us, and they're comin'up the street!

Hey, hey, hey, I am a pilot!

Hey, hey, it's me.

Hey, Jack, I thought you was a farmer. This place looks like a junkyard.

Hey, Joey, what'd you and your mother hear from Jase?

Hey, look, Warden, I done a little research on Strikersville Prison...

Hey, Lynch! Lose a little weight, will ya?

Hey, Maloney, you're gonna pension off in three months.

Hey, man, let me outta here. I'll make sure you got a motorcycle escort all the way to the state line.

Hey, Mr Massey.

Hey, muchacho. Why you shoot at Malavida?

Hey, Reverend, we got a little fire and brimstone for ya!

Hey, senor.

Hey, Sheriff, get over here!

Hey, Sheriff, look.

Hey, Sheriff. Doc Sullivan's on the phone. She wants to talk at ya.

Hey, take it easy. It was probably just a mix up at the flower shop.

Hey, these are $600 ostrich skin boots, Jack.

Hey, think I wanna be up at this hour?

Hey, Tim, bring that thing with wheels on it in for me, will ya?

Hey, what's going on?

Hey, Wyatt, drift, okay?

Hey, you, boy, I said get out.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Get up there in that crane! Get those bikes down!

Hey! Who's out there?

Hey.

Hi there. Our first caller is Carl from Covina.

Hi. I'm the blood lady.

His file was specifically chosen by General Fred White, the surgeon general of the air force.

His headquarters burnt to the ground, so no record of the mission was ever found.

His uncle is having a lobotomy tomorrow?

His wife died. He's been depressed.

His will be done. It will be done!

Hit it.

Hit the floor!

Hittin' the prop? We'll shoot it off!

Hmm. Well, I hope you're right.

Hmm. You know, Sheriff, it... it just doesn't seem right to me.

Hold it, Murdock.

Hold it!

Hold it!

Hold it! Wait!

Hold it.

Hold it.

Hold it. Let me out.

Hold it. That thing been on all the time?

Holy Moly! Who are those guys? Hannibal!

Honey, get out, before I pull your plug all the way.

Hopefully, she had the instinct to follow them.

How about ballet class? You want one of those?

How about you come out before I set fire to this whole stinking town?

How are we gonna get Murdock up here?

How can Hannibal stand those things?

How can they be buggin' us in here? This is a coffee shop.

How did Jase get away?

How do people work with you if they're so afraid...

How do you award it?

How in the hell they're bugging everywhere we go before we get there, and we're carrying the mikes right along with us.

How long ago did it happen?

How long can I...

How long can this go on?

How long you wanna play this game? How long you gonna hide behind this receiver, mister?

How long...

How many fingers am I holding up?

How many more of these we gonna go for? I mean, I don't know about the rest of you guys...

How many people know about it? About us, huh?

How many people you tell about me?

How much farther?

How much is life worth? How much A. Massey life worth?

How much money missy got?

How would you know? I just found out you're not really Dr Pepper.

How'd you like a little Mohawk trim, B.A., just to keep me in practice?

How'd you like a little right hook, Hannibal, just to sorta keep me in practice?

How's it sound so far? Bull's eye, right?

How's my patient?

However, if he starts talking about ammonia, that's a clue he may become violent.

Howling Mad Murdock here.

Huh?

Hunting accident. Shot in the leg. He's lost a lot of blood, Doctor.

Hurry up! Hurry up!

I ain't about to discuss my prison with some, uh, university, uh, "peniologist"...

I ain't goin' on no airplane.

I ain't going anywhere with him, Hannibal.

I ain't going to no airport, Hannibal. I ain't gonna fly with that crazy fool Murdock.

I ain't gonna let you pump none of Murdock's crazy juice in me.

I ain't got no time to make no ashtrays.

I already read it.

I am a killer with louvered windows.

I am a soldier.

I am Ground Control Officer Sanchez. I'm asking you, who's the pilot of this aircraft?

I am not taking you with me, kiddo. I got this story. I'm gonna write it.

I am not taking you with me, kiddo. I got this story. I'm gonna write it.

I am real, real disappointed with this film commission

I appreciate that you're down here to chronicle my efforts in the national press.

I appreciate that your findings will be published in 70 syndicated papers...

I been givin'ya a great deal of thought.

I believe it was General Grant that said...

I brought my money like the Chinese guy said. And you're right. I am a cop. And I'm a good cop.

I c can't breathe.

I call for a vote. All of those who would drive this bandit out of our town, raise their hands.

I call it dumb. You don't go and kick the snake you tryin' to sneak up on.

I can blow you away right here.

I can feel myself gettin' crazy already.

I can't agree to have fugitives protect this town.

I can't believe you are willing to jeopardize your entire career...

I can't breathe.

I can't make a deal with a wanted man.

I can't wait to pass that along.

I can't?

I could raise about $150,000.

I didn't say I had a problem, B.A. I'm just saying...

I didn't think we'd get away with those buttons as long as we have.

I don't have a lot of time. I only have his uncle for the day...