💬 Rick and Morty (2013)

A database of her memories to your device

A fucking piece of shit "Star Wars."

A generation ship for my half rock children,

A little lesson for me along the way.

A place saving video game thing!You're a piece of shit!

A vat of fake acid!

Aaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaah!

Aaah! Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aaaaaah!

Aah! Aah!

About rejecting your ideas.

About why you can't control your kids.

Absolutely. I got nowhere to be.

Acid proof!

Activating playwright converter!

After all this, you don't want to know the truth?

After we caught our first fish.I am!

Agreed. He's definitely dead

Ah ha! You can't do it!

Ah, besides the fact that he is, uh, impervious to acid.

Ah, goodbye, old friend

Ah, okay, then without further ado drop him.

Ah, where the magic happened.Gross.

Ah.

Ahh, I get it.

Ahh! Oh, God.

All I do is say "hey."

All it took was a deep enough drip pan.

All of their collective knowledge.

Alright, alright, stop.

Alright, c'mon Morty, let's go home.

Alright, class,

Alright, lemme just sync these up

Alright, motherfucker.

Alright, okay, this isn't a poetry reading, a kid just died.

Alright, that tears it.

Alright! Let's just do this.

Alright! State your terms.

Alright.

And a compartment of bones at the bottom.

And barely habitable celestial objects

And calling a bone scientist.

And come out spineless enough to do their job.

And drove the ship into that Zeus guy's head.

And drugged up like some kind of chicken or lemur.

And fell in love with a buxom hand axe juggler half my age.

And get you back to your dimension.

And give me the money.

And give us astronomers.God, you are such a space nerd.

And going back.

And hang out with Grandpa's clay people?

And having the time of his life right now.

And he's ready to burn some bush!

And honestly, I'm pretty ashamed.

And I am embarrassed to say I am now an expert blacksmith

And I love having two wives.

And I put a bomb in her neck in case she ever came back.

And I will never sell you out, ever.

And I'll release the bones, they'll float up

And if anything goes wrong which it won't

And incels didn't invent it, Bugs Bunny did.

And it looks like school's out, bitch.

And let your old man take the reins,

And look how the smaller ones are shaped!

And Morty, the fucking moron, he thought

And never exploded?

And not just jacuzzi heated Mountain Dew,

And pack their moisture wicking shirts.

And partying are all about.

And placed a vat of fake acid amongst the real ones.

And playing video games is the best,

And put it in the analyzer.

And put on the Billy Ocean because Moses is home

And quick release bones isn't inventive enough for you,

And remember, we are in a drought,

And Rocky Road ice cream has peanut butter

And shit the losers through a mean butt tube!

And shunting you into to into a near duplicate,

And tells us he forgives us. What a fucking mooch!

And that means no sci fi bullshit.

And the slave rebellion took the capital.

And the therapist.

And the world will know when I try to hurt you.

And then go back to your save point,

And then it hit me.

And then little Tommy FlimFlam's

And then you can get right back to your dumb vacation

And they can't do it without us seeing them.

And we are well within our rights to be outraged,

And when did my job become pitching you ideas?

And which Beth is a clone, obviously.

And who is that?Uh, uh, a clone.

And you act like they're not even worth thinking about!

And you didn't just have someone's bones in there?

And you killed my best friend. I shoulda said that one first.

And you're not a dwarf in a raincoat.

And... that last one should be...

Announcer: Planets Only. Planets Only. Planets Only.

Announcer: You get the idea.

Anybody up for a family session?

Are drifting through the void just for you.

Are getting bored. We need to increase

Are gonna be mad.No, hey, hey, look, no.

Are they gonna torture us?

Are we here for justice... or something else?

Are you dying of dementia?

Are you embarrassed of me?

Are you kidding me? Look at them!

Are you serious?

Aren't you an inventor?

Around. Guess we'll see.

As it was isolating a moment in time,

As long as you mean the Lindsay Lohan version.

As much as I'd like to kill you,

As my huge dynamite penis.

Ask God for a flood next time. It'll come with a shower.

Ask your bosses.

At just the right distance.

At least do it right.

At least I'm a pretty good friend.

At least this guy is immortal and can stick around.

At the exact same time.

At the moment of parallel determination.

Attention, Zeta 99 2.

Aw, geez, that that poor guy.

Aw, goddamnit, this is traumatizing.

Aw, man. Oh!

Awesome. He resisted. We can shoot him.

Aww.

Bad. Bad. Bad.

Basically murdered him.Grandpa!

Beats real crystals and no gun.

Because I fucking did it!Oh ho ho!

Because if you move the bar so low,

Because it's the only way

Because they're bad.

Because they're so small.

Because they're so tough. Tougher than the laser?

Because this sucks ass. Camping is just

Because we've interacted so many times,

Because you ruined it!It was pre ruined!

Before vaporizing her.

Before what you're trying to do was called "negging,"

Being homeless without the change.

Best grandpa ever!

Beth Smith.Beth. Beth. Beth Smith.

Beth, I know it looks bad, but trust me.

Beth, you wanna do the honors?

Beth! Just hold on!

Big man, big genius. Big lonely drunk.

Bird Person, stop.

Bird Person?It is now Phoenix Person.

Birth cycle. Now.

Bitch, your job is to have intercourse with strangers

Bold move, Morty Smith. But can you deliver?

Booya! Holy shit!

Boy, that Rick.

Brought my own.

Brought to you by Wrangler.

Built too tough.

Built... too... tough.

Bullshit. They're my kids! We're staying!

Bunch of bullshit.

But You killed their father!

But can you deliver?

But his AI hologram is fuckin' his own pee hole.

But I am actually disintegrating.

But I don't care what's in that vial.

But I guess that's the lesson crazy things happen

But I have given them more purpose than ever.

But I mean, if you want, I can still power wash his guts

But I think you invented

But I'll remember to fart more while I'm saving the galaxy.

But I'm the guy that showed up.

But if you stop fighting, you both get McDonald's.

But if your mom gets clingy, you can use this to get some space.

But in real life so that you can try stuff

But it just speaks to the sheer forgettability.

But maybe I was just being stupid.

But maybe we're the ones who suck.

But really, I just wanted to feel important.

But shouldn't we just let this be?

But the only real hitch is that there was already a you

But then I started wondering...

But then I thought, "Well, you know what would be even

But they're sexy. It's a comedic premise.

But we do make a pretty good team.

But you can merge the probable realities

But, Beth and Jerry, pretty terrible parenting on your part.

But, sure, okay.

But... you seem different.

By a mind slug or something?

Bye. You're a bad father.

Campfire

Camping!

Camping? Ooh!

Camping.Oh, look, Jerry finally found his people.

Can be this critical and suck this much.

Can someone just kill me?[ Video game beeping ]

Can we go?

Can we turn the radio on?

Can you maybe not tell Mom and Dad?

Can't remember his name. Dresses up weird.

Can't you just make a portal?

Cannot penetrate Wranglers.

Churnk: Guess he took your threat pretty serious.

Close the door.

Come on, bitch!Look, you win, okay?

Come on, kids, we have to go do

Come on, now. You kids, you did real good here.

Come on.

Come on. Show him the crystals, Morty.

Come out with your hands up, you sick fuck.

Congratulations to your government, business,

Congratulations, Earth, on being destroyed by the NX 5,

Cool beam. But let's bargain.

Cool vacation, guys.

Cool. See you around.

Cooler is a space daughter," s so I made one.

Crazy and of of course soul crushing.

Crazy Pussy Whipped Person?

Dad, can we please go back

Dad, do something! Make it stop!You think I know how to stop this?

Dad, they're trying to take over the galaxy!

Dad, we need the belt.

Dad?

Dad? We're off to Dr. Wong's.

Damn

Damn it, I didn't think she had this number.

Damn, this thing has twin turbines?

Damn, you think they got infected

Deal.

Did I wander that far from my console?

Did you for real just try to smite me?

Did you get any of that?

Did you have fun, Morty?

Did you hear something?Doesn't matter.

Did you just see a pantsless little boy run by?

Did you know Summer huffed a K Zax Array?

Do not go into that vat.

Do you have any idea how much fucking work

Do you have psychic powers?

Do you want me to stay here and be part of your life,

Does acid lose its acid power the more it dissolves?

Does it have, like, a proximity triggered device

Doesn't make any sense.

Don't ever make fun of me again.

Don't forget to have fun.

Don't let him divide us.

Don't let it start on fire!

Don't push me, asshole!

Don't steal my moment! Do it!

Don't you ever miss Earth?I don't have to miss it.

Dr. Wong had a cancellation today.

Dream team rides again!

Drinks are on us if you want to talk it out.

Earth's going ta ta.

Eat my ass! Hoist me!

Eeee!

Eh, it's your hero phase.

Eh!

Engineer? Princess, I'm sure every caveman

Entire systems of steamy, lush globes

Equally probable reality, transporting you into it

Especially those times.

Even if you kill me, you're a dead man.

Ever!

Every Everybody go home and hug your loved one or something.

Every day is a vacation for you.

Every Rick has a vat!

Every time you relived a satisfying fart,

Every time you reset to smell Jessica's hair,

Everybody in my family, not the world.

Everybody in the car.

Everybody in the galaxy tries to take over the galaxy.

Everybody, drop your guns except for Jerry!

Everybody, shut up! You're all saying different shit.

Except a long term relationship with a woman

Except all of mine, right?

Except for the Wrangler jeans."

Excuse me?

Eyes on the lady. Switcheroo.

Falls out of the sky. He's generating an ionic cloud

Father of the year.

Father of the year.Shut up!

Father or not, he was a lying piece of shit.

Feel my presence through the fog!

Feels like that guy had other stuff going on.

Fine. You won't do something, I will.

Fire up the NX 5.

For an ounce of approval from her drunk father!

For once in my life, I want you to decide, Dad.

For the entire week of spring break?

For this young man melting himself in acid.

For you. I actually have something for that.

For your English homework, Bukowski.

Forcing us to do nothing in the middle of fucking nowhere

From his own belief system. Holy shit, Summer,

Fuck all of you, fuck all of you,

Fuck you, Morty!Fuck you!

Fuck you! [ Grunts ]

Fuck your mom and dad. Your parents are a bag of dicks.

Fuck. Dad was right.

Fucking classic.

Fucking Doopnar! Sing something!

Gah!

Gaia, baby, gonna need a little raw iron and steam.

Gaia: Rick! What did you do?!

Gaia: Rick. You came.

Garage, family therapy mode

Gee, what do you think?

Get him. But not in a weird way.

Get us out of here. I'll hold them off.

Getting high and playing video games is the best,

Give back the belt. You take the goggles.

Go ahead, Dad. Gaia deserves some time, too.

Go away. We trade in an hour.

Go camp with your father.

God damn it.

God damn it. Morty, fix your underwear.

God damn it.Say the vat is good.

God, fuck you.

God: My children, I give you my power.

God? Rick. The kids.

Goddamn it, Beth, if you're gonna do it,

Goddamn it! I'm sorry, what did you say?

Going through the introvert sector?

Good girl.

Good practice, girls.

Good thing Dr. Wong's got an opening.

Good work there, TickTock.

Got you now, you son of a bitch.

Grandpa Rick, you can kill anything.

Great story, boss. [ Chuckles ]Really detailed.

Great, because she specifically asked you

Guess you don't want to learn how to skip rocks, either.

Guy swoops in after we raised his whole civilization

Guys. Please. Not in front of the kids.

Ha ha! You like that?

Ha! You call her Gaia?

Hanging out with Rick.

Having a grandson?

He can give them more.I mean, maybe we should just bail, Dad.

He does have his moments.

He had a gun.Whatever.

He never wanted you back,

He saved my life, no thanks to you.

He told me you're the clone.

He's clearly crying for help.

He's probably sucking off a tree

Hearing you talk about the vat...

Hello, Gaia. Hold on.

Here, Dad.Perfect.

Here, grab that ratlike creature,

Here. Take a bite of this tasty treat.

Here's my ass.

Hey, I'm sorry I brushed you off the other day.

Hey, Morty, hold on, wat watch this.

Hey, over here. Look at me.

Hey, save some of these atomic age beatnik zingers

Hey, you are not cleared to land.

Hey! Ah! We've been over this.

Hey! I only said "hey."

Hey! I told you kids no phones!

Hey! Ow!

Hey.

Hey. C'mon. Y You know I didn't mean it that way.

Hey... Jessica, right?

Hi, Mrs. Smith.

Hi, uh, hey, Jessica.

His ass is on fire from Xenon fluid,

His own grandson?

His tongue is sharp, but it cannot whittle.

Holy shit, Morty.And Summer.

Holy shit, what the fuck?

Holy shit.

Holy shit. I can do anything.

Holy shit. I'm a terrible father.

Honey, you're back.

How about I just blow my brains out, starting with hers?

How about you?I don't deserve this.

How are there so many of them?Unproductives?

How are you talking to me like this?

How come some of the pants are

How could that have been painless?

How crazy would that be?

How did you Morty, do you want me to explain,

How do I make it stop?!I don't know. I'm fucking high!

How do we know that's really acid

How do you like that, bitch?

How dumb are you?

How many sets of bones this rat got?

How's it going?

How's the stomach?What?

However can I live with myself?

Huh. [ Sniffles ]

Hup! Ho! Big money, big money.

I actually have something for that, too.

I am not letting you abandon those kids

I attended a renaissance faire

I beseech your nasty little asses

I came back kill him, you know.

I can do anything, Morty.

I can literally do anything.

I can make it so those Mortys never existed at all,

I can't fill it by myself. I'm not smart enough.

I can't go with you guys watching.

I could add an online [burps] college workaround.

I did it, you little son of a bitch!

I did not know that ass was on the menu.

I didn't put it there. Did you?

I do wonder if we bear some responsibility

I don't blame her.

I don't care who else stuffed your crust,

I don't discuss problems,

I don't do time travel.

I don't ever want to be high again.

I don't have a I have a Defiance?

I don't have hydrostatic equilibrium yet.

I don't like hearing this talk. You're a great inventor.

I don't pay for your friendship, Heroin Keith.

I don't respect time travel.

I don't think "crazy" is a responsible word to use in

I don't think he's coming back.

I don't wanna talk about it!The NAACP, GamerGate...

I don't want to lose the moment.

I failed. I can't make it.

I fucked a planet.

I guess all debts are paid.

I guess sometimes teenagers do know

I guess you'll be playing the "mysterious ways" card

I had one, too. You'll outgrow it.

I have English homework.You're still learning English?

I I got scared straight.

I I I don't know why I do that! I'm so ashamed of myself.

I I I guess you wanted a dragon?

I I I I don't understand.

I I Is that what you do when I'm at school?

I I think they even gave us some money.

I I think you mean school's in. What are

I I thought I'd seen this galaxy at its darkest.

I incinerate them.

I Is that what you want me to say?

I just re circulate them through until...

I just think we need to find better ways to communicate.

I just wish I could read these symbols.

I killed them! I I did I did it offscreen.

I know I've been absent for most of this school year.

I know things haven't always been great with us,

I know this is bad parenting,

I know what I want to do.

I know, I know! You think that would sear it right in,

I know!Bring it in here, guys.

I like your hair better this way.

I liked it more than my old belt.

I love therapy, family therapy most of all,

I love these!

I loved her.Really? Huh.

I mean, don't die trying. There's infinite Earths.

I mean, Gaia's not gonna raise those guys

I mean, gravity did most of it.

I mean, if you're doubting if that's really acid

I mean, not to cast the first stone,

I mean, not to say you get around, but, um...

I mean, when in Rome.

I mean, you killed her slam piece, Grandpa.

I mean. You did everything you did.

I messed up. You're not their father.

I need to take a long look at myself.

I overplayed my interest in her lifestyle

I pre scouted this location

I saw your balls for a second.

I swear to fucking God.But mom and dad

I think I'm gonna like this thing.

I think I'm ready to deal with the world now.

I think it's clear you've done enough.

I think it's more appropriate to ask what did youdo?

I thought I wanted to teach you guys about tents,

I thought she was a copy of me.

I thought she was gonna shit an egg.

I thought you knew my name

I used to be invisible, but now I'm the opposite.

I want to talk to her. No, you don't.

I want you to decide.What?

I was gonna have us jump on the trampoline

I was just having fun.

I was just trying to be cool

I was told you were dead.

I will. I will.

I wish you were never born.

I would've called you crazy.

I wrote some stuff down in my Notes app.

I... I can't get my head around it.

I'd like to discuss that.

I'd like to help.

I'll be honest with you during spring break,

I'll blow it up if they come anywhere near me.

I'll do it.A bold move, Morty Smith.

I'll forgive you for abandoning us if you let me drive it.

I'll handle the off brand Yahweh.

I'll kick your ass myself.Oh, dude, don't tempt me.

I'll let you know when you have a point

I'll make lots of money with these.

I'll make lots of those with these.Well. Those are fake.

I'll make you a legend. Blade Smith.

I'll see you tomorrow, Morty.

I'm I'm pretty good when someone's in my register,

I'm a great doctor.

I'm a scientist, Morty. I try things.

I'm a terrible doctor.

I'm acid proof!

I'm afraid it's too late for that, Morty.

I'm alive. I survi

I'm better than this job.

I'm canceling the rest of my night

I'm coming, baby.

I'm constantly pitching you ideas, Rick,

I'm going in the vat!

I'm gonna be rich!

I'm gonna go ahead and whistle.

I'm gonna go take a walk.

I'm gonna kill you!

I'm gonna rescue your mom and her clone

I'm just gonna sit down.

I'm losing my grip!

I'm missing Mike Triscuit's drug party.

I'm more alive than I've ever been.

I'm not a fuck boi [burps] Summer!

I'm not a nerd. We're raising a society here, Beth.

I'm not falling for that again.

I'm not ghosting. Hey! Give it back, Summer!

I'm not gonna outgrow giving a shit.

I'm not gonna waste my time building you an ark,

I'm not talking about that!

I'm pregnant"?!

I'm sending some fog down.

I'm sorry! I I'm sorry!

I'm sorry. I just... I lash out sometimes.

I'm staying here and fixing this.

I'm sure you'd love for us to need that from you,

I'm technically still there.

I'm the one you really want.

I'm tired of believing you.

I'm trying to come up with a mnemonic device.

I've definitely drank more pee than I care to remember.

I've got the right.

If "Ant Man and the Wasp" can do it, I'm not interested.

If anyone's around, they're here to stop the laser,

If I die, don't eat my ass. That'd be weird.

If I'm always looking back, I'm never looking ahead.

If she ran back to that dingleberry,

If things go wrong, which they won't,

If we want them to be self sufficient,

If you can save this one, it's gravy.

If you told me six days ago I'd be christening

If you wanna suicide by cop.

If you're both alive, don't hurt the other one.

In each probable dimension.

In great scientific detail, how it all works...

In its neck?Who cares? Are we done?

In partnership with Wrangler jeans.

In the road!Yeah, right.

Incoming!

Inhaling brake fluid. Jesus!

Instead of marshmallows.The fu What?

Instead of micro dosing with my friends.

Instead you made bugs.Well, I was impressed, Dad.

Interesting choice of meeting place, Rick.

Is that all you want to say to your children before you leave?

Is that really it? We did it?

Is that something you can learn?

Is that you? What the hell are you doing?

Is this because of the vat?

Is your shitty father's approval.

Isn't it obvious, Morty?

Isn't that right, Rick?Uh huh.

It all happened.

It appears to be full of acid.

It fascinates me that an entire family

It is a new kind of tent,

It is now PP. Where is Tammy?

It is now. This is crazy.

It is! Please, he's just a little boy!

It really opened my eyes.

It really was nice seeing you again.

It was called "reverse psychology,"

It wasn't so much a do over

It would really piss off Morty.Fantastic idea.

It'd be a completely different story.

It'll melt you completely, leaving only your bones.

It's It's They They They're planets,

It's That's kind of a win/win.

It's "The Prestige"! You "Prestige'd" yourself!

It's a good idea, Rick! A device that lets you

It's a house! No houses!

It's about execution.

It's funny. I always wondered who would win if we ever fought.

It's got air hoses

It's important to her.No, bro. I'm a Zeus.

It's just like my video game controllers.

It's marketing. Like, uh,

It's me, that Tammy girl.

It's not "Citizen Kane," but why compete

It's not a competition.Of course not.

It's not how I feel about you personally.

It's not like I can do more than that.

It's not time travel, it's saving a place in time

It's over, Beth. Tell your people to lower the gates

It's over, Morty. Feel this. [ Crying ]

It's the invisibility belt.

It's totally normal.

Jerry more Flintstones Vitam

Jerry, do something.

Jerry, do you agree that the use of puppets

Jerry, I love you, but I can literally

Jerry, leave the puppet.

Jerry, that's enough.Oh, hey, babe.

Jerry: It's a one way ticket to a breakthrough, Beth.

Jerry. Squeeb?

Jessica. Yeah. I hope I see you.

Jesus Christ, was that the wings?

Jesus Christ. you really need to stop

Jesus fucking Christ, enough already!

Jesus, Morty, the AARP?

Jesus, Wong. Boundaries.

Johnny Carson's still alive and on the air,

Ju I don't care about the kids.

Jump into the same vat of acid I jump into.

Just Just let us be happy for a minute.

Just admit it was a shitty idea!

Just admit this is about you wanting to feel needed!

Just because you're losing control.

Just curious, though, if it were,

Just do it.

Just keep the city, okay?

Just say you can't do it! I won't!

Just something about the eyes,

Just to get closer to her,

Just to send the clone into space?

Just trying to get the hang of this thing.

Keep whittling. Incredible.

Kick his ass, Dad!Bear witness.

Kick me between my eyes.From here?

Kind of expected someone to defend me,

Kinda in the middle of a breakthrough with my daughter.

Kiss the vat.

Last chance to guess who was the clone.

Let me give you some of this sweet ass.

Let me just adjust my Seismic to English translator.

Let me just find it.

Let me just glue one more eye on.

Let me talk to him.Tell him we're very upset!

Let's do this shit!

Let's get out of here.

Let's go take out the trash.

Let's go. [ Yells ]

Let's just end it. Quick death, come on.

Let's just go find grandpa.

Let's show Mom and Dad what video games

Let's start with inventing a little honesty.

Let's welcome this guy.

Like if you drew a bone in art class!

Like raise our kids and stamp out the Federation,

Like the guy that sings "Circle of Life."

Like what the fuck am I even doing? Hey. Hey.

Like you abandoned me.Oh, my God!

Like you finally found yourself.

Like, it literally can't destroy them or it's programmed not to?

Little ones! Daddy's here!

Living without consequences is great,

Look at the size of the bones on that rat!

Look at this. He's already watching

Look at you. My little steampunk overlord.

Look, if you're going to test the damn acid, don't use a rat,

Looking forward to seeing more.

Looks like I'll be eating ass flambé.

Looks like it's just you and me, buddy.

Love is the only power that matters, Morty.

Make them into jackets?It's not about conserving denim.

Make them purely theoretical.

Makes you seem dumb and crazy?

Man, that'd be cool, huh? Flying squirrel people?

Man, what if this is how you found out

Maybe he can portal us home or something.

Maybe he knew more about acid,

Maybe help him with homework next time.

Maybe I've lost it. Maybe I never had it.

Maybe it's like the most painless way to go.

Maybe there's a connection there.Excuse me?

Maybe we could do, like, a "Parent Trap" thing

Maybe we have no life skills.

Me? Strange? Oh, my.

Mm, yeah.

Mm, you're right. They they got me.

Mm! Well?

Mom said share.

Mom, Dad!

Mom. Uh, we did it!

More coming. Kids. Need father.

More importantly, which one is mine?

Morty became super visible!

Morty Smith, hands up.

Morty Smith.

Morty, he's right. We're screwed.

Morty, I think these tubes might contain

Morty, is that Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor?

Morty, look at your little balls!

Morty, please. Step back.

Morty, wanting a dragon isn't an idea.

Morty, we had one grenade.

Morty: W Where is she?Rick: You're looking at her.

Morty? Sum Sum? You gotta at least wanna know

Morty...

Most pilots die after three days.

Mwah. Unforgettable.

My bosses are bugs, Rick.

My dad made a perfect clone of me to take my place.

My daughter and I built that thing.

My daughter, having space adventures.

My hands are clean, Morty. I gave you a choice.

My name is Beth Smith.

My name is Phoenix Person.

My superiors have some questions about the Defiance.

Naturally.

Needs her daddy to come change her diapie.

Neither of which seem like they want anything to do with you.

Never gonna happen, Jerry.

Never thought this was how I'd die.

Next time, don't wipe it on your home planet.

Nice choice of chosen people, G diddles.

Nice work, honey. Okay, the therapists

No doors! Once you have doors, you have indoors.

No hard feelings, okay?

No one's calling you that. Dumb.

No shit. Any form is more appealing than this.

No such thing as a bad idea?

No, he can't, Summer. We're roughing it.

No, it makes it a place I've rigged with a lot

No, my defense is eat me.

No, of them.

No, they're lame. It's not a great sign

No, you did.

No, you had actual power, and you did jack shit.

No!

No.

No. But the the respawn button.

No. I'm sorry.

None of us should see salvation.

Not cool.I'm allergic to sheepskin!

Not really, Rick.

Noted.

Now that that's out of the way, who wants to do some math?

Now you see my true form.

Now, come here, you big hollow boned featherhead.

Now, we got to get out of here before this guy

Now, you're, uh you're sure about this?

NX 5 corporate sponsor detected.

Obviously so they can bully the mathematicians

Of course you don't. Why am I surprised?

Of voice activated escape contingencies.

Off the tower and maybe Get oooout!

Oh oh oh that's right, you weren't there for that.

Oh shit! Suicide by cop!

Oh, am I not a non threat now?

Oh, come on. Way to give a shit.

Oh, don't worry about her. I killed her.

Oh, God even those times when I

Oh, God, I'm a clone.

Oh, God, no! Oh, no Huh?

Oh, God, now I'm high, too!

Oh, God! Oh, God no!

Oh, God. I I I'm, uh, so sorry.

Oh, God. I knew it.

Oh, God. What do I do?

Oh, ha ha! Well, the self loathing buys a lot back.

Oh, hi, Jessica.

Oh, I do not like the looks of this giant fight chamber.

Oh, I don't even know what you're talking about.

Oh, I want you to split my Pangea into distinct continents.

Oh, I've got something to deliver.

Oh, Jesus fucking Christ. Come on.You gotta be kidding me. Seriously?

Oh, most definitely. I put a tracker on their ship.

Oh, my God, Grandpa, you fuck boi.

Oh, my God, Grandpa's ghosting someone.

Oh, my God, here we go.

Oh, my God, I got scared straight.

Oh, my God, is this what you think I do?

Oh, my God, make it stop! Make it stop!

Oh, my God, what's wrong with your dick?

Oh, my God!Whoa! Dad!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Maybe Dad was right.

Oh, seriously, you expect me to fight you like this?

Oh, shit, I almost parked.

Oh, shit. They're gonna track down Beth.

Oh, shitskis.

Oh, so you don't do anything unless it's original?

Oh, this motherfucker. Raise the walls!

Oh, was it worse than when I was a pickle?

Oh, what a tragedy.

Oh, wow. No hard feelings. Y You hear that, Beth?

Oh, yeah, uh, don't ask me for money.

Oh, yeah, we're like Luke and Leia.

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah, oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah? They filing your unemployment forms?

Oh, you dropped yoga so you could buy

Oh, you think this s'more makes you special?

Oh!

Oh! God! Aw, I blame myself!

Oh! Hey! Oh!

Oh! Hey! Whoa!

Oh. [ Coughs ]

Oh. Hey, Morty.

Ohh, son of a bitch.Son of a bitch.

Ohh!

Ohh! Are we dead? D Did we die?

Ohh! Fuck! Ow!

Ohh!Here comes some pain!

Ohhhh!

Okay, alright, we'll give you a little more time.

Okay, but does anything beat fake crystals and a fake arm?

Okay, but there's rebellion and then there's

Okay, gettin' right into it.

Okay, God, it's just such a plain

Okay, have fun, pumpkin.

Okay, I'd say that's pretty acidy. Drop him in

Okay, I'm the one that made this possible.

Okay, ouch.You guys do whatever you want.

Okay, so, if we divert the Lawyer Pipeline here,

Okay, Wendy's. We love Wendy's.

Okay, yeah, she's pissed.

Okay. Here we go.

Okay. Wait Wait, what?

On that one.You wanna go, bro?

On the ground! On the ground! Don't move!

Once you have indoors, you won't want to camp anymore.

One theory I was designed by your father to live with myself,

Only one with a decent arc.

Oofa!We got the payload.

Ooh, not sure my therapy puppet will be done in time.

Ooh, this looks like a job for Mr. Nibbles.

Ooh! Marone!

Ooh!Beth! What the fuck? Don't touch it!

Ooh.

Oops, there's a hole in my ozone.

Or colonize me as I am. Planets Only.

Or do you want me to leave?

Or join the embers over which we hold marshmallows

Or just push them out through a pipe in the back.

Or maybe I'll just kill you. What?

Or terror cell on its acquisition of

Or you could have fun.

Or you wanna go have some fun?I wanna have some fun!

Our next guest, ah, gave us,

Ow!

Ow! Hey!

Ow! You stabbed my hand!

Pam! It's good to see you, baby!

Papa! Papa!

Pee on the floor. It's a Death Star.

Perfect. I guess we're ready.

Phew!I was watching over your shoulder for a full minute.

Planets Only.

Planets Only. Let's terraform.

Please kill me.

Pregame. Game. Video game

Pretty cool.Very cool.

Pretty nifty. Time crystals are a bitch and a half,

Probably drove through a nebula that made them

Proves my point.

Pump those cheeks.

Putting a strain on the literary drive.

Red alert. Red alert.

Reggie is right.

Relax, it's just a Zeus. If this was the real God, it

Rick Sanchez [ Choking ]

Rick, how many did I kill?You tell me, Morty.

Rick, I hope you realize the tubing permit

Rick, I think you should go.

Rick, it's 3:00 a.m.

Rick, this is this is thank you!

Rick, was that a sci fi phone call?Shut up, Jerry.

Rick: Hey, uh, Gaia, baby, Big Daddy Rick is here.

Rick: More like dead alert. What else? What else?

Rick... A fake acid vat, Morty?

Right, but didn't you, like, go into god mode and fight mom?

Right. Beth's clone.

Right. Wait, why are the athletes

Running down the Hyperloop.

Same thing. Same thing.

Same way I know the only Goddamn dream you'll ever follow

Save your place like in a video game

Saved the day with puppeting.

Says the woman who sold out her family

Scan her.

School's in, bitch.

Screw it. Beth, if if one of you is still alive,

Secret to interdimensional travel?

See their own fears.

See? Now, this is the kind of shit I'm talking about.

See? you put the fire stick to the wood, and, voilà!

Seems like there's no way out of this one.

Seriously? You really want this pile of dry ice

Sex with a living planet? Big step for mankind.

Sha boom boom!

Share the invisibility. Jerry?

She basically smoked "The Ring."

She died the way she lived, overserialized.

She is a copy of you.

She wasn't supposed to come back.

She's addicted to what the Rick did.

She's just a clone. She's not worth it.

Should Should we make love?

Should I bring a poncho?

Should we drop our buddy in here before we go?

Should we leave a note?Dad is fine.

Should we use a different vat?

Shower fire! The shower's on fire!

Simple exchange, not even really an adventure.

Siri, triangulate source of power.

Six inches! Until it gets golden brown!

Slow down!

Smart guns, white list human life.

Smell your balls from here.Oh, wow.

Smite them, raise them to fuck sheep

So are you gonna Yes, I'm gonna fucking do it!

So be sure to shower as one big group

So does every engineer that's seen it.

So happy I got to see the human geyser

So here he is, he's here to prove it.

So I'll just see you at cheerleader practice?

So lame.Is that...

So much for camping.Nope.

So much for that plan.

So that only one Morty did them.

So was Jeffrey Dahmer.

So we had to solve for that.

So, if you do go back,

So, we overrode the gates,

So, what, you just go around knocking up planets now?

So, you, technically.I told you to leave!

So? I was watching because it's funny.

So. We should be in and out.

Some drug dealers,

Some grassroots MeToo activists, the ACLU

Somebody call for a pickup?

Son of a bitch.

Sorry I called you a bitch, it's a vocational term.

Sorry I'm a piece of shit father.

Sorry we aren't modern enough to sort people by value

Sorry! Sorry!

Sorry. Hi. I I'm Jessica. That's me.

Sound good?Thank you, Morty. Sounds good.

Sources tell us these aliens, who call themselves

Space cigarettes.I love having two moms.

Speaking of, time to pay the piper.

Splitting your probable selves,

Starts with a "B"

Step aside, girls! I got this!

Step back. You're not killing him

Still wanna share?

Stupid.You're talking about it.

Summer and Morty: Mom!Summer, Morty,

Summer put my jeans in a laser!

Summer, try unlocking that door by scanning

Summer, you were right.Wait, what?

Summer: We went from siblings to invisible to working together.

Sure. Unless you want me to remove

Sweetie, you handle the hippies.

Tachyon beams eliminate planets twice as fast as the NX 4S

Take a good look, spank it!

Take that ladle, grab a spoonful,

Take this in. This is God.

Take your time, boss.

Tammy, this is the office where my family works

Tammy, this is unexpected.

Teaching you a fucking lesson?

Tell me how, Rick! Tell me how I save those Mortys!

Tell your top bugs the Defiance lives on.

Thanks, but...

Thanks, me.

Thanks, Morty.Why should I let you use it?

Thanks, sweetie. Damn, listen to those pipes.

That blows the whole thing up when you shoot it.

That calls you a warlock for using a phone.

That gets you going, light some candles

That had to be five seconds of unparalleled torture.

That he loved the clone more than you?

That in the course of justice...

That is ab so lute ly not true.

That might be why I've been so aggressive and unfair

That piece of shit.That piece of shit.

That sees a microwave calls it a rock cabinet

That vat is full of acid.

That was a divine staff.

That works for me I was just gonna give you

That your army's on the same side as disease.

That's a beautiful thought, Morty, but, uh, no.

That's actually really sad, dad. Let's be real.

That's all I ever wanted to hear.

That's gonna hurt in like 10 seconds.

That's good to hear. I like who you found.

That's how good I feel.

That's how many Mortys you've incinerated,

That's just something you saw on TV.

That's not true. They're totally addictive.

That's on you.

That's our arc. Let's do it.

That's right, you little bitch!

That's right. No more secret hole

That's the camping spirit.

That's the language you speak.

That's your defense?

The The do over.It's not a do over.

The awesome thing?

The carbon is bad for you!

The children are not ready to leave.

The clouds were simply a shape more appealing to Gaia's mind.

The device in her neck wouldhave transferred

The fact is even if they were mine,

The fuck is wrong with you?

The Great Roughing of It is at hand.

The greenhouse is in full effect at Planets Only.

The guy!

The marshmallows are the best part!

The Neeeew Galactic Federation, will blow up the planet

The New Improved Galactic Federation.

The night I saw you fail!

The NX 5 can't destroy Wrangler jeans.

The NX 5 Planet Remover by Xamaxax

The NX 5's industry leading

The only lesson they need is right here fear.

The original split is still timestamped.

The point of inventing is to make things that don't exist.

The proximity triggered device from your neck.

The shameless abandonment of your family.

The ship worked like a game controller.

The start button.

The trick is to be left alone by whoever succeeds.

The truth is we have more important shit to do

The unproductives. Goddamn it!

The vat is good.

Their supply of incest porn.20% wasn't enough?

Then Then why do you know about the vat?

Then can I suggest, as an alternate name,

Then choking me school would be in. Fine.

Then whip me up a reason not to kill you.

Then why do they not camp?

Then you were always a bad friend.

There were definitely consequences.

There you go, guys!

There's an invisible garbage truck

There's no such thing as a bad idea, Morty.

There's no way those kids are mine.

There's not even any service.

There's trees over there. We're on solid ground.

Thermal goggles, bitch.

These kids may not be mine, but you definitely are.

They are skewing a tad "Star Wars" y, though.

They do it in therapy on TV.

They know if you're left alone, you're a non threat.

They look just like you.

They need to get out into space.

They should avoid the Ethics Tube

They should put a warning on these things.

They'll probably develop harder skin or maybe even webbed arms.

They're about to go into space.

They're like little cartoon bones,

They're your kids. Yes, about that.

Think I'm gonna hang around and raise kids?

Think it's a bomb?

This Oh, well, he's bones now.

This city is a monument to nothing!

This is This is gonna take a while to feel normal.

This is exactly what I was talking about!

This is life in the galaxy, okay?

This is not a tent.

This is not like a video game!

This is where the heavy lifting happens in your mind?

This looks just like Tricia's bong.

This? This is camping.

Those things happened somewhere,

Till we kick his ass, Bird Person.

Timely, too, you really got in on that

To avoid his fuck guy problems.

To be more powerful than God.Well, if it's god power

To better itself.What, and that makes it sacred?

To hunt us down, right?

To raise your kids?Stop acting like you did a good job.

To speak on the matter no further.

To stop bringing puppets. Dad?

To swallow your dreams with cheap wine and dinosaur pasta.

To un part your fucking face

To you once when you were 10?

To your burning questions?

Together sometime.

Tonight! Tonight, Rick!

Tonya?Tammy? Tammya? Tammya

Traveling the country with her troupe,

Trust me, this is good for you.

Turned out kind of cool.

Ugh, guess the galaxy's most wanted mammal

Ugh, her eyes are closed. Morty, open the left one.

Ugh, this floor isn't level.

Uh huh.

Uh, except no kissing part.

Uh, Hansel and Gretel?

Uh, I hate to agree with Rick,

Uh, I have I have to pee.

Uh, neither, chauvinist.

Uh, not sure if you heard the phrase, "pick a lane,"

Uh, Rick? Can we talk?

Uh, smartest man in the universe?

Uh, Summer?

Uh, uh, "A shitty idea"?

Uh, uh, oh, God.

Um, Gaia? You know this guy?

Um. Yeah. Hi. Sorry.

Unh ahh!

Unh!

Unless some woman with a very boring name gives herself up.

Unless you plan on telling them what I know.

Unless...

Use it to take what is yours.

Use the s'more, Jerry.

Vengeance is a tomb, all encompassing

Very cool. Lots to think about.

W We worked together. That's that's our arc.

Wait, so so you're not even my Rick?

Wait, so there are two of them?

Wait, what? This This isn't our reality?

Wait.

Wait. What? How are you doing that?

Walls can't stop us, Rick. We are chosen.

Want to grab a drink?All the time.

Was non refundable!Relax, Jerry, we'll be in and out in a minute,

We We think we know everything,

We are going camping.

We are who we are because of consequences.

We are... unproductives.

We can't keep recycling them through.

We did wrong!Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, little boopas.

We do pray for mercy."

We got an oversupply of teachers

We got you, Gai Gai! Shoot 'em hard and up the middle!

We gotta fix this, Dad.

We have two badass moms now.

We jump into the vat of acid,

We just got a couple things to work on.

We know you have a stolen ship. Stand down.

We played video games and got high! We did wrong!

We risked our lives for that?

We say it's about time. Damn it.

We thought they were yours, you know,

We will open fire.Hold your ground, men.

We'll do a little test.

We'll stay here as long as you want.

We're also fine with just shooting you

We're getting to the bottom of this

We're going to see this baby mama right now!

We're just looking for your mother.

We're pretty good listeners, boss.

We're supposed to be on vacation.

We've had our fun, but I'm ready to be seen again.

We've invented a little honesty today.

Well, actually, very little information,

Well, he was a scientist.

Well, I came back to murder you, not get your notes,

Well, I thought it was cool.

Well, kids, never thought I'd say this, but,

Well, maybe he drinks because it isn't easy

Well, Morty, I'd say

Well, she found a bomb in her neck.

Well, that attitude is exactly why we're out here.

Well, TV gives British people prizes for baking, Jerry.

Well, who's normal, really?

Well, you didn't want to go, and I thought,

Well, you're one to talk.

Welp, there goes the surprise!

Welp, welcome to lack of abandonment.

Were you smoking this? You were basically

Wh Wh Wh Wh Why would you do this?

Wh Wh What's going on? W Why'd you call me?

Wh When did you get so cocky?

Wha What vat of acid?What, Morty!

Wha?Just go with it, Jerry.

What What did I say?

What What do I do?Oof, well, I'm stumped.

What about my video game style place saving device?

What am I building?

What am I living for?

What am I, an acidologist?

What are you doing in my house?

What are you doing?

What are you saying? W What did you do?

What are you talking about?I If you're teaching fear,

What did they do to you, BP?

What do you think he told me?

What do you think they do with all those jeans?

What happened, it happened here.

What happens to the clone?

What I'm hearing is that you think that's a bomb.

What in the Disney Channel fuck is that?

What is that?

What is this face you're making?

What kind of psycho...?

What the Squeeb!

What the fuck?

What the hell!

What the hell?! You jerk! Give it!

What the hell?!Come on!What? You did.

What they're talking about, even if it's mean.

What you need is to level up with a bong rip of nature.

What, like, literally now?

What, the helicopter lawn chair?

What, you think I'd waste our home

What, you've never heard me sing karaoke?

What? Because someone said, "good job,"

What? Really? Wow.

What? What is this?

What? You're stupid.I am!

What're What What are you talking about?

What's another famous brother sister team?

What's done is done, but it can end.

What's happening?

What's that cool thing you did without me again?

What's the problem? Children.

What's this, Dad?The memory of which Beth is real

What's your point?They do?

Whatever you need, baby

Whatever. Take them both.

When I'm done with you, you'll need a staff

When you put in the work. Salud!

Where is their faith?

Where you can suck yourself off.

Where you find a new universe

Which one's which?

Which they're not, the best parent is evolution.

Which would mean you made a conscious choice

While his actions were horrifying

Who are you guys?

Who your real mom is.

Whoa whoa whoa! He grazed them.

Whoa, do you know who I am?!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Rick

Whoa! These controls.

Whoa! Whoa!

Whoo! Yeah! Go, Honey Bees!

Why am I back with Jerry?

Why are you building a Faraday box to block out the signal?

Why can't I meet your parents?

Why did she?

Why else would the bones come up?

Why is it so hard for you two to let nature in?

Why is she it

Why would this person lie?I don't know, honey.

Why would you make a clone of me

Why? Because they might have a Sega Dreamcast?

With a family that doesn't need you.

With half the battery and zero built in fatal design flaws.

With several STDs and a broken heart.

With special gutters to funnel the rain, and a door.

With whatever's going on here, you know?

Without revealing which is which.

Woof. Looks like you two have to fight

Working together is our belt.

Would "most wanted" be first place?

Would have to go into a machine that

Wouldn't you?

Wow, jaded and hot.

Wow. At least we know why Rick actually came on the trip

Wow. Looks like a SWAT Team,

Y You want some? They're nonaddictive.

Y You're not a clone.

Y'know I I I definitely sowed those oats.

Y'know, it was fun, Rick. Real fun.

Yeah, and snakes look like dildos, Beth.

Yeah, but it just...

Yeah, Dad, that approach worked out great for me.

Yeah, deejays, foodies, influencers.

Yeah, Grandpa Rick, don't drag us into your bullshit

Yeah, I guess it is, uh what did you call it?

Yeah, me neither.

Yeah, probably a good idea.

Yeah, right, those two were fucking.

Yeah, um, Baby Quakes, how big is your orbit again?

Yeah, we finally broke the deadbeat dad barrier.

Yeah, well, he called me a lemur.

Yeah, well, I got a million of 'em.

Yeah, well, you also asked me to raise your kids.

Yeah, what part of a fake acid vat with built in air supply

Yeah. I I guess I have.

Yeah. Planets Only.

Yeah. Yeah, I do, too.

Yeah. Yeah, I'll see you tomorrow.

Yes, Morty, I saw it on "Futurama."

Yes, now! That's an order.

Yes, with math, anything is possible.

Yes, yes, drugs and video games. Poor babies.

You are behaving rather strangely.

You are under arrest for crimes against

You brought fake crystals anda gun?

You can thank me later. Go nuts.

You can't do it.

You can't do it.There is nothing I cannot do.

You can't live without consequences, y'know?

You can't share invisibility. Take those off.

You can't tell me what to do.

You can't, like, stop our hearts, can you?

You cosplay as your shitty father in his 30s.

You could connect it to not dying.

You could listen to me explain,

You could've cured cancer or raised the dead.

You did good. Getting high

You did it! You did it!

You did your best. Maybe you need a break.

You feel me?

You fetch your shitty father's lemonade.

You gave it away!You said we didn't need it.

You gotta be kidding me. God is the father?

You greedy little junkie.

You guys wouldn't last two seconds on your own.

You jerk offs ready to get the answers

You just did it. Over and over.

You kids are my fucking heroes!

You kill a good bug, for a horse doctor.

You killed the old ones. The new ones are half my age.

You know that's the kind Jerry likes,

You know what? We don't need invisibility.

You know, it's it's it's a tale as old

You know, maybe if you two stopped whining

You know, you you really messed him up, Summer.

You labeled these creatures "unproductive,"

You like it? My grandson had notes.

You like these plagues I'm unleashing on your asses?

You literally don't even know which of your daughters is real.

You live with the consequences.

You look like Kid Rock fucked Zeus.

You made it weird.

You made me go to a wedding.

You made my kids soft and empty inside.

You mean... Beth's clone.

You might actually learn something.

You might actually seem like you're worth a fuck.

You might want to do that thing

You mind blew yourself? You

You never let me use it.Can I have the belt?

You said Not the rat!

You saved Grandpa's life! I fucking love you so much!

You saw that pause before the bones floated up,

You see, Morty, you weren't saving your place

You seem surprised.You never wrote.

You shoulda shared.

You sure these kids are yours?

You think I'm a goddamn idiot?

You told me I wasn't a clone.

You trying as hard as you can to hurt me right now

You two find the NX 5 and shut it down.

You want some? Nonaddictive. Mmm.

You were an accident.

You were right, Morty. [ Sighs ]

You will now join the One Family on its Eternal Getaway.

You won't say you can't?

You'll be heroes.

You're a monster!

You're a piece of shit either way.

You're being crazy.

You're fighting the Gromflomites?

You're gonna level the playing field, isn't it?

You're his daughter.

You're invisible.What if the pee isn't?

You're living too fast, Morty.

You're my real daughter.

You're not a psychic, are you?

You're only happy when you're penned in

You're the clone?Wow, naive and attractive.

You're the size of four Empire State Buildings.

You're unemployed, Jerry!

You're welcome to use this ladle.

You're working for them?

You've almost got smoke over there, Florflock.

You've been high roading us non stop,

Young, dumb, and orbiting the sun.

Your children are down there invisible, Jerry.

Your enemies will say it's unfair.

Your high school friend's dead face.

Your idea is not worth doing.

Your kids got high on alien mist

9/11 never happened,

Drop it. Don't move! Freeze! Get down!

I am! I am!

I am! I am! I am!

I am! I am! Beth, that's not gonna help.

I am! I am! Jesus Christ!

I could do that. I'm I'm down to clown.

I'm putting this in your file! Downsizing already? You're fired!

To catch a predator. What the hell?!

Uh, I can. Okay, we surrender.

Uh, yes. Are they strong powers?

What the fuck?! Oh, my God! Where did I go?

"Euphoria" to pregame.

"Game of Thrones" fever right at the peak.

"Make a portal"? Father of the year back here.

"Merchant of Venice," nice.

"Okay, that's cool."

"Rick. Please answer me.

"The NX 5 destroys the whole planet

"Though justice be thy plea, consider this,

"Tiny Big Man Junior"?

"Working together is our belt"?

[ Alarm ringing ]

[ Alarm ringing within, Morty whimpering ]

[ Alarms blare ] Birth cycle. Coming.

[ Alarms blare ]Aah!

[ Alarms blaring ]What the hell is that?

[ All chanting "Bad!" ]

[ All chanting "Bad" ]

[ All chanting "Camping!" ]

[ Applause ]

[ Barrage of gunfire ]

[ Beep ]

[ Beeping, whirring ]

[ Bell rings ]

[ Bells dinging ]

[ Blast, blow land s]

[ Blasting ]

[ Blasting ]Unh!

[ Blows landing ]

[ Blows landing, both grunting ]

[ Boom! ]

[ Both grunting and groaning ]

[ Both laughing ]

[ Both scream ]

[ Both screaming ]

[ Buzzing ]What am I doing wrong?

[ Cellphone buzzes ]

[ Chanting continues ]Beth: Jerry! Oh, my God!

[ Cheers and applause ]

[ Clears throat ] These are all good points.

[ Clicks off projector ]

[ Cocks weapon ]

[ Coughs ]

[ Coughs ]Beth: Jerry!

[ Cracks ] Aah!

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

[ Electricity crackling ]

[ Explosion ]

[ Explosion ]Shit, they blew a hole in the human resources department!

[ Explosion, splatting ]

[ Footsteps thudding ]

[ Gas hissing ]

[ Glass breaks ]

[ Groaning, banging ]

[ Groans ]

[ Groans, entrails splat ]

[ Grunting ]

[ Grunting, firing, blows landing ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

[ Inhaling ]

[ Jerry yelps ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ] Look at this. Everyone's happy.

[ Laughter ]

[ Morty whimpering ]

[ Motor humming ]

[ Ominous music ]

[ People screaming ]

[ Ping! ]

[ Powering up ]

[ Powering up, blasting ]

[ Powers down ]

[ Powers up, screams ]

[ Rat squeaking ]

[ Rick grunting ]

[ Roaring ]

[ Sanitation workers screaming ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Screaming, zapping ]

[ Screaming]

[ Screams ]

[ Sighs ]

[ Sighs ] I am gonna miss this place, though

[ Sighs ] Well, we had a good run.

[ Sighs ] What kind of parents drag their kids away

[ Singing angelically ]Great toast, Dad.

[ Slurps ]

[ Slurps ] We're nowhere near Venice,

[ Slurps ] Wow.

[ Sniffing ]

[ Soft piano music plays ]

[ Splat! ]

[ Splatting, grunting ]

[ Squeals ]

[ Strained ] I think we got this, bro.

[ Thud! ]

[ Tires screech, siren wails ]

[ Upbeat music playing ]

[ Upbeat music plays ]

[ Vehicle doors closing, engines starting ]

[ Whimpering ]

[ Whirring ]

[ Whirring ] What the what what aah!

[ Whistling ]

[ Whooshing ]

[ Whooshing, gunfire ]

[ Williams Street theme tone playing ]

[ Zapping ]

♪ ...to drag me down

♪ And if you lie, you will lose it ♪

♪ And now it's time to put this all to rest ♪

♪ Boy, don't you know

♪ Can I shake this feeling? ♪

♪ Don't let it go

♪ Don't look back, nothing left to see ♪

♪ Down

♪ Feelings will show

♪ I can feel you though

♪ I know you tried

♪ I know you tried your best

♪ If I let it go

♪ If you go then I'm going with you now ♪

♪ Invisible Garbage Truck Jerry ♪

♪ It comes and it goes

♪ It's a new franchise

♪ It's in the way that you use it ♪

♪ Just leave the shadows in the past ♪

♪ Just like that

♪ Nobody's lonely until somebody's gone ♪

♪ Nobody's right

♪ Nobody's weak until somebody's strong ♪

♪ Oh, a distant...

♪ So don't you ever abuse it

♪ Tomorrow's one day that I'm never getting back ♪

♪ Until he runs out of gas

♪ Wake me from this dreaming

♪♪

âª Feelings will show

âªâª

Rick and Morty (2013) - Season 4
Rick and Morty, created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, is a wildly popular adult animated science fiction sitcom that first premiered in December 2013. The show revolves around the adventures of an eccentric and alcoholic scientist named Rick Sanchez, and his naive yet well-meaning grandson, Morty Smith. Season 4 of the series premiered in November 2019, much to the delight of its dedicated fan base. The cast of Rick and Morty includes the talented voice acting of Justin Roiland, who brings both Rick and Morty to life. Roiland's ability to seamlessly switch between the cynical and erratic Rick and the nervous and innocent Morty is truly impressive. Also, the cast includes Chris Parnell as Morty's father, Jerry Smith, a well-meaning but often incompetent family man. Spencer Grammer portrays Morty's sister, Summer, who often gets roped into Rick and Morty's interdimensional escapades. Sarah Chalke provides the voice for Morty's mother and Jerry's wife, Beth, who becomes more entangled in Rick's mad scientist lifestyle as the series progresses. The highly anticipated Season 4 of Rick and Morty picks up where the previous season left off, delving into the chaotic and unpredictable adventures that Rick and Morty find themselves in. From dimension-hopping escapades to absurdly hilarious encounters with various alien species, the show continues to push boundaries with its outrageous humor and intelligent storytelling. One of the standout episodes of Season 4 is "The Vat of Acid Episode," which showcases the series' ability to blend comedic elements with complex narrative threads. The episode sees Morty discovering a simulation device that lets him try different options in his life without consequences. However, Rick's intervention leads to unexpected consequences that force Morty to confront the morality of his actions. Another notable episode from the season is "Never Ricking Morty", which brilliantly parodies anthology-style storytelling. Utilizing meta-narrative techniques and self-referential humor, the episode takes the audience on a mind-bending journey through various storylines, breaking the fourth wall in truly innovative and hilarious ways. The soundtrack of Rick and Morty Season 4 is equally mesmerizing, featuring a diverse range of genres and artists. The show has a penchant for using music as a storytelling tool, effectively heightening the emotional beats of each episode. From catchy songs like "Get Schwifty" to atmospheric instrumentals that create tension and suspense, the music of Rick and Morty is an integral part of its appeal. Fans of the series can enjoy the sounds of Season 4 by playing and downloading them here. Whether it's the zany sound effects of Rick's spaceship or the catchy tunes that accompany the show's memorable moments, these sounds serve as a reminder of the unique and captivating world that Rick and Morty has created. In conclusion, Rick and Morty Season 4 continues to captivate audiences with its irreverent humor, intricate storytelling, and unforgettable characters. Justin Roiland and the rest of the voice cast bring the show's wacky world to life, leading viewers on a rollercoaster ride of interdimensional adventures. With its unforgettable episodes and memorable soundtrack, Rick and Morty Season 4 is a must-watch for fans of science fiction and comedy alike.
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