Rick and Morty Season 1 Soundboard Edit

A bunch of pirates running around it pancreas

Ah you're growing up fast morty you're grown into a real pickthorn straight up into my ass

Ahhhhhhhhhh! Relax morty

All right morty don't break an arm jerking yourself off

Are you guys not freaking out right now the whole house is sitting in another dimension I mean what the hell are we supposed to do my mom mom and dad are going to kill us i'm listening max morning ...

Big star in the sky oxygen rich atmosphere giant testicle monsters

Break the cycle morty rise above focus on science

Can you get to the left nipple are you kidding i'm hoping I can get to both of 'em rick

Cheese man ricks huh

Crap your pants I mean it's a mess out there I got some of my hands morty and then I got it on the dream inceptor and a piece fell in my mouth oh man she seriously

Cute your sisters boss gave me a microscope that would have made me retarded oh boy rick I don't think you're allowed to say that word you know morty i'm not disparaging the differently abled i'm s...

Damn it

Don't don't worry about it let's just to see where this goes

Don't get too big for your loafers buster brown

For sure me and my dad are

Get riggity riggity wrecked son

God damn it I ask you to do one thing

Good morning you real character morning boy yeah I had a really rocky road today morty you're my little friend aren't you we had some good times together morning your real true hero in the field

Ha ha

Have you been drinking rick

He's just a huge asshole

Hideous couple in a bundle of dynamite

How about some skotch whiskey you got any of that around here

I bet you're loving this morty is must be the best day of your life you get to be the mayor if I told you town you're welcome

I love my grandkids psych just kidding when you catch phrases I don't give up

I'm alright OK

I'm mister mee seeks look at me

I'm trying to concentrate

It has been a challenging mating season for bird person

It's about to get a whole lot weirder morty

It's like that old song blah blah panuke noop noop noop noop

Listen Rick I’m taking the wheel

Man I don't give a crap about myself rick let's watch some crazy stuff yo

My man!

No cheese I just gotta go to the bathroom damn

No that doesn't make any sense rick

Nobody exists on purpose nobody belongs anywhere everybody is going to die

Not only do they always have sex with me but you know now they want to eat me afterwards

Now jerry i've got root much much smaller fish to fry

Oh boy what's the opposite of level of a dub dub semi right ladies and gentlemen you guys kidding me

Oh jeez rick

Oh man oh oh jesus

Oh my god

Oh my god it's a living nightmare

Oh shit dog

Oh that sounds like something a chicken would say buck buck buck buck

Outdone yourself who are you kidding me rick this is not OK

Rick and morty go to giant prison you know if somebody drops the soap it's going to land on our heads and crush our spines morty you know it'll be really easy to **** us after that

Show me

Simulation

So I say good sir oher umfo oh papa to put bubble pop oh

So what do we have here morty looks like I was right and you were wrong huh I bet you feel pretty stupid right about now ha I bet you feel like the world smallest man that you were doubting me

So what you you're just going to give up

Sometimes science is more art than science morty lot of people don't get that

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Starboy dog don't even trip

Such a poor use of my time it's beneath me

Summer you can have a party because i'm having a party bitch

Sure why not I don't I don't know

Talk next time you know I mean i'm sitting in here i'm fourteen going to computer in here you know I think I understood you really playing with fire when you burst in here like that man I get it sa...

That was really traumatizing I quit

This is a bunch of bull crap

To me this is all just a bit like when bugs bunny 's with the opera singer for twenty minutes

Totes mah lotes dog

Well I mean I was thinking about it

Well scientifically traditions are an idiot thing

Wha wha what about me Rick?

What a life

What are you talking about rick

What in the hell sex sells morty sex sells what

What is going on rick and freaking out calm down calm down morning but kids you wanna party with calm yourself morning do it more he calm down morty morty you gotta come down morning morning where ...

What people call love is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed it hits hard maury that slowly fades

What the hell was that

What you think jerry

Will you stop saying that it's stupid

Wubba Luba dub dub

Wubba lubba dub dub

Yes

Yes and I think the three of us could just you know have a nice time like just hanging out and doing a little bonding with that

Yo DJ drop that beat

You got there walking up the driveway bring me to think well what what thing thing the thing is like buttons on in lights on it be prick that describes everything in your garage

You gotta trust me more

You guys clearly back the wrong conceptual horse

Your boring old morty into a hot fashion statement with some morty dazzlers

Your monster

Your opinion means very little to me