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Bob's Burgers - Season 1 Bob's Burgers is an animated television series that first hit the small screen in 2011. Created by

Bob's Burgers - Season 1

Bob's Burgers is an animated television series that first hit the small screen in 2011. Created by Loren Bouchard, this delightful show follows the adventures of the Belcher family as they run their titular burger joint. With its unique brand of humor and lovable characters, Bob's Burgers quickly became a fan favorite.

The main character, Bob Belcher, is voiced by the talented H. Jon Benjamin. Bob is a dedicated and somewhat eccentric father who pours his heart and soul into making the best burgers in town. He is always looking for ways to keep his struggling business afloat while managing the chaos that often ensues in his daily life.

Linda Belcher, Bob's loving and upbeat wife, is voiced by John Roberts. Linda is the heart and soul of the family, bringing her quirky personality and catchy musical numbers to every episode. She is supportive of Bob's dreams and often acts as his biggest cheerleader.

The couple has three unique and memorable children. Tina, the eldest daughter voiced by Dan Mintz, is socially awkward but exudes confidence in her own quirky way. Gene, their only son voiced by Eugene Mirman, is a musical and comedic genius who always provides laughs. And then there's Louise, their youngest daughter voiced by Kristen Schaal, who is known for her mischievous nature and clever schemes.

The Belcher family is also surrounded by an array of eccentric and hilarious supporting characters. Teddy, their amiable and teddy bear-obsessed neighbor, is voiced by Larry Murphy. Mort, the eccentric mortician and frequent customer at the restaurant, is voiced by Andy Kindler. And Linda's sister, Gayle, who is known for her peculiar habits and love for animals, is voiced by Megan Mullally.

One of the distinguishing features of Bob's Burgers is its brilliant musical numbers. Each episode features at least one original song that is catchy, humorous, and often bizarre. From Tina's infamous "Butts" song to Linda's disco-inspired numbers, the show's music adds an extra layer of joy and entertainment.

If you're looking to relive the magic of Bob's Burgers, you're in luck! You can easily play and download the show's iconic sounds and songs. Not only will you be able to immerse yourself in the Belcher family's hilarious adventures, but you'll also find yourself humming along to their infectious tunes.

Bob's Burgers - Season 1 is a must-watch for any fan of animated comedy. With its hilarious characters, clever writing, and unforgettable musical numbers, the show captivates audiences and leaves them craving more. Whether you're a longtime fan or new to the Belcher family's world, this first season is sure to leave you entertained and hungry for some delicious burger-inspired humor.

So, grab your apron and get ready to dive into the delightful world of Bob's Burgers. You won't regret joining the Belcher family on their zany adventures as they strive to make the best burgers in town. Don't forget to check out the website where you can play and download these amazing sounds to add a little extra fun to your day. Happy watching and burger-flipping!

A baby bear.
A baby bear.
A be fartist, a poet...
A be fartist, a poet...
A boy who is also a burger.
A boy who is also a burger.
A burger!
A burger!
A date?
A date?
A Far Side calendar.
A Far Side calendar.
A fart is like a fingerprint, and we have the same fingerprints.
A fart is like a fingerprint, and we have the same fingerprints.
A free sample, all right? I'm on it!
A free sample, all right? I'm on it!
A gold medal! Oh, we should get that bronzed!
A gold medal! Oh, we should get that bronzed!
A guest!
A guest!
A hit is... am I wrong? ... Is a robbery, right?
A hit is... am I wrong? ... Is a robbery, right?
A hundred? Bob!
A hundred? Bob!
A hurricane is coming!
A hurricane is coming!
A lion, a Witch or a wardrobe!
A lion, a Witch or a wardrobe!
A little "sorry we let the robber get away" bundt cake.
A little "sorry we let the robber get away" bundt cake.
A little father son bonding is going on here, and that's a good thing.
A little father son bonding is going on here, and that's a good thing.
A little less than that.
A little less than that.
A little tight in the pickles, huh? What's on the tray?
A little tight in the pickles, huh? What's on the tray?
A Lobster cracker to space?
A Lobster cracker to space?
A lot of numbers are divisible by 3.
A lot of numbers are divisible by 3.
A lot of numbers are divisible by 3.
A lot of numbers are divisible by 3.
A lot of people don't know that.
A lot of people don't know that.
A lot.
A lot.
A mattress and the will to make it happen.
A mattress and the will to make it happen.
A message? From who'?
A message? From who'?
A ninja robot fighting a vampire tape recorder at Stonehenge.
A ninja robot fighting a vampire tape recorder at Stonehenge.
A nus! A nus! Kids!
A nus! A nus! Kids!
A party?! Why are you doing this?
A party?! Why are you doing this?
A perfectly normal burger.
A perfectly normal burger.
A robbery. Now, that's a twist.
A robbery. Now, that's a twist.
A sexy, sensual, creepy, sexy jerk
A sexy, sensual, creepy, sexy jerk
A special guest food,
A special guest food,
A what?
A what?
A...... pig.
A...... pig.
Aagh! Agh! Agh!
Aagh! Agh! Agh!
Aagh! Arrgh!
Aagh! Arrgh!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! [Blubbering]
Aah! [Blubbering]
Aah! [Panting]
Aah! [Panting]
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Aah! Aah! Aah!
Aah! It doesn't go against everything.
Aah! It doesn't go against everything.
Aah! No! Let go of me!
Aah! No! Let go of me!
Aah...!
Aah...!
About an anniversary present? Kids: No.
About an anniversary present? Kids: No.
About how long do you think your dream will take,
About how long do you think your dream will take,
About letting Jimmy Jr. go to Tina's party.
About letting Jimmy Jr. go to Tina's party.
About two hours into the party, I want there to be a moment...
About two hours into the party, I want there to be a moment...
About your new roommates.
About your new roommates.
ABS
ABS
Access I wanna access my feelings.
Access I wanna access my feelings.
Actually, the hurricane missed us, Bob.
Actually, the hurricane missed us, Bob.
Afraid you might get bitten?
Afraid you might get bitten?
After I cleaned up from the...
After I cleaned up from the...
After something like that happens. It's very embarrassing.
After something like that happens. It's very embarrassing.
After what I saw, I I'm fine with that
After what I saw, I I'm fine with that
Agh! Damn it, Ron!
Agh! Damn it, Ron!
Ah, Andy, you can have one of those any old time.
Ah, Andy, you can have one of those any old time.
Ah, da di di di. Ah, I got some.
Ah, da di di di. Ah, I got some.
Ah, good enough. Whoa, Bobby.
Ah, good enough. Whoa, Bobby.
Ah, guess I can go finish Speed bus.
Ah, guess I can go finish Speed bus.
Ah, here's something for your trouble.
Ah, here's something for your trouble.
Ah, I see you're still playing with your dolls.
Ah, I see you're still playing with your dolls.
Ah, I think I'm getting loot glutes.
Ah, I think I'm getting loot glutes.
Ah, Javay!
Ah, Javay!
Ah, Javay! You came back
Ah, Javay! You came back
Ah, little insects with wings.
Ah, little insects with wings.
Ah, murder. Murder mystery. Ach.
Ah, murder. Murder mystery. Ach.
Ah, Randy, com In infrared?
Ah, Randy, com In infrared?
Ah, roller coasters come and go.
Ah, roller coasters come and go.
Ah, thanks, sweetie.
Ah, thanks, sweetie.
Ah, this is great.
Ah, this is great.
Ah, uh huh, uh huh.
Ah, uh huh, uh huh.
Ah, we have to go home.
Ah, we have to go home.
Ah, we’re on a roll. Let's brainstorm something else.
Ah, we’re on a roll. Let's brainstorm something else.
Ah, well, something like that.
Ah, well, something like that.
Ah, you couldn't just let me have my dream, could you?
Ah, you couldn't just let me have my dream, could you?
Ah, you're right, Mort. You're wh what, 50?
Ah, you're right, Mort. You're wh what, 50?
Ah! [Grunts]
Ah! [Grunts]
Ah! We are just so thrilled that you chose us to cater the event.
Ah! We are just so thrilled that you chose us to cater the event.
Ah...
Ah...
Ah... it's, it's...
Ah... it's, it's...
Aha!
Aha!
Aha!
Aha!
Ahh, I was young. And my parents liked him
Ahh, I was young. And my parents liked him
Ahh.
Ahh.
Ahh. [Coughs]
Ahh. [Coughs]
Ahh. Gene, get off.
Ahh. Gene, get off.
Ahhh ahhh! That's good.
Ahhh ahhh! That's good.
Ahhh!
Ahhh!
Ahhh.
Ahhh.
All 12 DVDs and over 28 hours of extras.
All 12 DVDs and over 28 hours of extras.
All because our dads hate each other.
All because our dads hate each other.
All I know is it works on fools and imbeciles.
All I know is it works on fools and imbeciles.
All I Wanted was a charming bed and breakfast, that's all.
All I Wanted was a charming bed and breakfast, that's all.
All I wanted was a charming bed and breakfast, that's all.
All I wanted was a charming bed and breakfast, that's all.
All I've been is super nice to you, and this is the thanks I get?
All I've been is super nice to you, and this is the thanks I get?
All of 'em! No one has any B and B spirit at all!
All of 'em! No one has any B and B spirit at all!
All of 'em! No one has any b&b spirit at all!
All of 'em! No one has any b&b spirit at all!
All of this.
All of this.
All of you are coming to my daughter's party.
All of you are coming to my daughter's party.
All right, all right, listen.
All right, all right, listen.
All right, all right, listen.
All right, all right, listen.
All right, attention, people!
All right, attention, people!
All right, but he owns this building, everybody.
All right, but he owns this building, everybody.
All right, cut the wheel.
All right, cut the wheel.
All right, fine, but you're gonna miss when I sc**** off the grill.
All right, fine, but you're gonna miss when I sc**** off the grill.
All right, from now on, I'm going to be honest with my sister.
All right, from now on, I'm going to be honest with my sister.
All right, funeral people...
All right, funeral people...
All right, hands in.
All right, hands in.
All right, hold hands.
All right, hold hands.
All right, I'll let 'em in.
All right, I'll let 'em in.
All right, I'm leaving.
All right, I'm leaving.
All right, let's let someone else go.
All right, let's let someone else go.
All right, listen up.
All right, listen up.
All right, listen, everybody.
All right, listen, everybody.
All right, listen. You're my children and I love you.
All right, listen. You're my children and I love you.
All right, listen. Your mother and I are gonna go make him some food.
All right, listen. Your mother and I are gonna go make him some food.
All right, Louise, since you're new here,
All right, Louise, since you're new here,
All right, Louise, since you're new here, I'll show you the ropes.
All right, Louise, since you're new here, I'll show you the ropes.
All right, Louise. All right.
All right, Louise. All right.
All right, maybe I have an idea.
All right, maybe I have an idea.
All right, stop hugging! Let's paint!
All right, stop hugging! Let's paint!
All right, that's, uh that's good. Hey, Ji
All right, that's, uh that's good. Hey, Ji
All right, we need to get these up before they get back.
All right, we need to get these up before they get back.
All right, you're right, 9 is divisible by 3,
All right, you're right, 9 is divisible by 3,
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right!
All right! Okay.
All right! Okay.
All right? Just let me think. Shh!
All right? Just let me think. Shh!
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. 170.
All right. 170.
All right. Bye.
All right. Bye.
All right. Fine.
All right. Fine.
All right. Going to pickles.
All right. Going to pickles.
All right. I can do that.
All right. I can do that.
All right. I got an idea.
All right. I got an idea.
All right. I'm just gonna write it up...
All right. I'm just gonna write it up...
All right. it's a draw.
All right. it's a draw.
All right. Just so we’re clear, we’re not hiding from those guys.
All right. Just so we’re clear, we’re not hiding from those guys.
All right. Let's Wrap this up.
All right. Let's Wrap this up.
All right. Looks like I'm sitting with you today.
All right. Looks like I'm sitting with you today.
All right. Quit While you're ahead.
All right. Quit While you're ahead.
All right. Sounds good, honey.
All right. Sounds good, honey.
All right. Stay where you are.
All right. Stay where you are.
All right. That's it. I'm taking a corda.
All right. That's it. I'm taking a corda.
All right. This is how you throw a spiral. You ready?
All right. This is how you throw a spiral. You ready?
All right. Tina, sweetie, come here.
All right. Tina, sweetie, come here.
All right. We'll take it. Ha ha!
All right. We'll take it. Ha ha!
All right. Well, great. My job is done. I'll see you guys later.
All right. Well, great. My job is done. I'll see you guys later.
All right. Yes. Bacon burger! All right. I can do that.
All right. Yes. Bacon burger! All right. I can do that.
All right. You bought the ticket. You take the ride.
All right. You bought the ticket. You take the ride.
All right. You're right. Right.
All right. You're right. Right.
All the butter's been contaminated by Bob,
All the butter's been contaminated by Bob,
All the great artists get censored.
All the great artists get censored.
All the suckers come out for Art Crawl.
All the suckers come out for Art Crawl.
All this talk about cake is making me hungry.
All this talk about cake is making me hungry.
All we need is one really good day of business...
All we need is one really good day of business...
All you need is four wool socks...
All you need is four wool socks...
All you're doing is making us angrier!
All you're doing is making us angrier!
All, softly: Sell some burgers.
All, softly: Sell some burgers.
All: ♪ we're the pirates of panache ♪
All: ♪ we're the pirates of panache ♪
All: Boo!
All: Boo!
Almost check in time!
Almost check in time!
Almost check in time.
Almost check in time.
Already? Too soon. Am I right?
Already? Too soon. Am I right?
Alright.
Alright.
Also rum and cigars, if you have any.
Also rum and cigars, if you have any.
Also, I crapped my pants yesterday.
Also, I crapped my pants yesterday.
Am I doing this right?
Am I doing this right?
Am I gonna put on the burger suit and hand these out in front?
Am I gonna put on the burger suit and hand these out in front?
Am I right? ls it a frosting bag?
Am I right? ls it a frosting bag?
An angry mob,
An angry mob,
An outside protein?
An outside protein?
And "The Pitch"?
And "The Pitch"?
And a musical? Of course.
And a musical? Of course.
And again and again and
And again and again and
And again and again and again
And again and again and again
And all his customers.
And all his customers.
And also candy.
And also candy.
And also they are beef.
And also they are beef.
And an eye patch.
And an eye patch.
And And don't forget, it's a secret.
And And don't forget, it's a secret.
And at my family's restaurant.
And at my family's restaurant.
And be a human being?
And be a human being?
And bring it over in a baggie, and I'll pin it on the wall.
And bring it over in a baggie, and I'll pin it on the wall.
And came to get the body out of the wall.
And came to get the body out of the wall.
And currently in my other jacket
And currently in my other jacket
And Dads favorite the triangle!
And Dads favorite the triangle!
And don't play with dead bodies.
And don't play with dead bodies.
And down goes Cotton Candy!
And down goes Cotton Candy!
And drive yourself crazy.
And drive yourself crazy.
And every pair of pants you've ever worn.
And every pair of pants you've ever worn.
And everyone in the theater is like, "stop it"...
And everyone in the theater is like, "stop it"...
And everyone is like, "who's the killer?"
And everyone is like, "who's the killer?"
And fart noise.
And fart noise.
And filthy, disgusting, poorly managed restaurants.
And filthy, disgusting, poorly managed restaurants.
And friends don't charge friends.
And friends don't charge friends.
And Gene's! And most of all, that stupid movie!
And Gene's! And most of all, that stupid movie!
And good bye, Brazilian. Hello, rain forest.
And good bye, Brazilian. Hello, rain forest.
And good bye.
And good bye.
And Grandpa Al come over to visit?
And Grandpa Al come over to visit?
And has been upgraded to a hurricane.
And has been upgraded to a hurricane.
And he asked you a lot of questions about food.
And he asked you a lot of questions about food.
And he definitely should have charged you for the burgers.
And he definitely should have charged you for the burgers.
And he didn't have a lot of moisture.
And he didn't have a lot of moisture.
And he drives a golf cart everywhere.
And he drives a golf cart everywhere.
And he picks up the phone... Don't tell... shh!
And he picks up the phone... Don't tell... shh!
And he stole 227 bucks.
And he stole 227 bucks.
And he was looking for you know who.
And he was looking for you know who.
And he's using my grease to do it.
And he's using my grease to do it.
And her court of lovely Lobster maidens.
And her court of lovely Lobster maidens.
And her voice. And the things she says.
And her voice. And the things she says.
And here's a cookie.
And here's a cookie.
And howl didn't want it to end in your pathetic little restaurant...
And howl didn't want it to end in your pathetic little restaurant...
And I can only paint the truth!
And I can only paint the truth!
And I can prove it. Think fast.
And I can prove it. Think fast.
And I could do without the kissing Pesto’s kid part.
And I could do without the kissing Pesto’s kid part.
And I could get more Lobster!
And I could get more Lobster!
And I feel like I should tell you,
And I feel like I should tell you,
And I forgot our anniversary.
And I forgot our anniversary.
And I have my gun.
And I have my gun.
And I just want to [Shouting]
And I just want to [Shouting]
And I paid $75, and I'm just going to stay in your room
And I paid $75, and I'm just going to stay in your room
And I picked that corner
And I picked that corner
And I plan to return the favor.
And I plan to return the favor.
And I rent space to a raccoon sanctuary.
And I rent space to a raccoon sanctuary.
And I sample the slaps. Sounds like an orgy.
And I sample the slaps. Sounds like an orgy.
And I think we should do something special...
And I think we should do something special...
And I took this jockstrap.
And I took this jockstrap.
And I Wanted to shake your hand.
And I Wanted to shake your hand.
And I'll see you in hell, Teddy.
And I'll see you in hell, Teddy.
And I'm dropping you as my siblings!
And I'm dropping you as my siblings!
And I'm gonna drink... a lot.
And I'm gonna drink... a lot.
And I'm gonna get these on.
And I'm gonna get these on.
And I'm gonna say, “Yes, God. What can I get you?"
And I'm gonna say, “Yes, God. What can I get you?"
And I'm gonna say, Yes, God...
And I'm gonna say, Yes, God...
And I'm gonna take care of you. Oh, you better believe it.
And I'm gonna take care of you. Oh, you better believe it.
And I'm, uh Brazil. Finished.
And I'm, uh Brazil. Finished.
And if it's blue, it's your aunt sue.
And if it's blue, it's your aunt sue.
And if you're late, I'm giving your lease to Jimmy Pesto.
And if you're late, I'm giving your lease to Jimmy Pesto.
And it doesn't itch anymore.
And it doesn't itch anymore.
And it helped him stand up for himself at school.
And it helped him stand up for himself at school.
And it landed on my boob!
And it landed on my boob!
And it looks like wonder wharf is getting mobbed. So we have to
And it looks like wonder wharf is getting mobbed. So we have to
And it was bobsterfest.
And it was bobsterfest.
And it's called “Never Been Feta."
And it's called “Never Been Feta."
And it's perfect, and I remember it forever.
And it's perfect, and I remember it forever.
And it's up to you to guess who that murderer is.
And it's up to you to guess who that murderer is.
And it's very sharp.
And it's very sharp.
And leave this family alone!
And leave this family alone!
And let the vacation begin.
And let the vacation begin.
And look what they did to our son.
And look what they did to our son.
And Louise has loaned me her Kuchi Kupi night light.
And Louise has loaned me her Kuchi Kupi night light.
And make chitchat. You'll get more tips.
And make chitchat. You'll get more tips.
And make us some food. We're hungry.
And make us some food. We're hungry.
And Mr. Jimmy Pesto’s fate is yet undetermined...
And Mr. Jimmy Pesto’s fate is yet undetermined...
And mr. Perfect moisture mouth!
And mr. Perfect moisture mouth!
And needed to be encouraged to come back to the art of capoeira.
And needed to be encouraged to come back to the art of capoeira.
And Nora Samuels!
And Nora Samuels!
And not a town full of doctors who refuse to remove your penis.
And not a town full of doctors who refuse to remove your penis.
And now he has to do it in a mini sampler size.
And now he has to do it in a mini sampler size.
And now I'll never play kickball with him again.
And now I'll never play kickball with him again.
And now I'll remember.
And now I'll remember.
And now in your window! Come on, Ron.
And now in your window! Come on, Ron.
And now please join Mr. and Mrs. Jimmy junior
And now please join Mr. and Mrs. Jimmy junior
And now that's gone, too
And now that's gone, too
And on your other shoe, you'll have a lemon.
And on your other shoe, you'll have a lemon.
And one man's generosity has turned Lobsterfest
And one man's generosity has turned Lobsterfest
And people with compromised immune systems.
And people with compromised immune systems.
And re gift 'em for your away kids.
And re gift 'em for your away kids.
And remember that they're going out.
And remember that they're going out.
And rob.
And rob.
And settle this over some nice alcohol, hmm?
And settle this over some nice alcohol, hmm?
And she made a dress out of “live shrimp” and wore it to Mass.
And she made a dress out of “live shrimp” and wore it to Mass.
And since you're his role model,
And since you're his role model,
And so you're gonna be doing that all week, right?
And so you're gonna be doing that all week, right?
And soft brown eyes, soft mouths.
And soft brown eyes, soft mouths.
And soft on the inside.
And soft on the inside.
And spaghetti.
And spaghetti.
And start primping for Lobsterfest.
And start primping for Lobsterfest.
And stay away from Route 1. it's bumper to bumper all the way to the interstate.
And stay away from Route 1. it's bumper to bumper all the way to the interstate.
And still let it happen.
And still let it happen.
And still, let it happen.
And still, let it happen.
And that mean ol' tropical storm
And that mean ol' tropical storm
And that means we have to be the anus restaurant?
And that means we have to be the anus restaurant?
And that there are more transvestites than you imagined, but
And that there are more transvestites than you imagined, but
And that was the worst day of my life.
And that was the worst day of my life.
And the lonely morgue operator was sparktastic."
And the lonely morgue operator was sparktastic."
And the music extrusion!
And the music extrusion!
And the next day do it again same songs, different Lobsters.
And the next day do it again same songs, different Lobsters.
And the pipes of an old Debbie Reynolds.
And the pipes of an old Debbie Reynolds.
And the Samuels out of their rooms?
And the Samuels out of their rooms?
And the set looked like children made it..."
And the set looked like children made it..."
And the wafer flew right out of my mouth
And the wafer flew right out of my mouth
And the wafer flew right out of my mouth and it landed on my boob!
And the wafer flew right out of my mouth and it landed on my boob!
And then locked you in our bedroom.
And then locked you in our bedroom.
And then maybe a little Beetlejuice in español
And then maybe a little Beetlejuice in español
And then she will bite off his head.
And then she will bite off his head.
And then that stretching show...
And then that stretching show...
And then we boil him some more.
And then we boil him some more.
And then we can pay our rent and keep the place, huh?
And then we can pay our rent and keep the place, huh?
And then we thought it was a special needs class.
And then we thought it was a special needs class.
And then you locked the guests in their rooms?
And then you locked the guests in their rooms?
And there goes Julia's feet!
And there goes Julia's feet!
And there isn't any more in town!
And there isn't any more in town!
And there's something else I need from you.
And there's something else I need from you.
And there's something else I need from you.
And there's something else I need from you.
And these two, Bob, were throwing at each other.
And these two, Bob, were throwing at each other.
And they all want to pay money for crap.
And they all want to pay money for crap.
And they have cloth napkins.
And they have cloth napkins.
And they're not gonna get away with it!
And they're not gonna get away with it!
And this cow has had all its shots?
And this cow has had all its shots?
And this one he is nuts, but guess What.
And this one he is nuts, but guess What.
And this right here is the exercise area.
And this right here is the exercise area.
And this town has a very, very high potency of fungus.
And this town has a very, very high potency of fungus.
And this town has a very, very high potency of fungus.
And this town has a very, very high potency of fungus.
And this will be credit card.
And this will be credit card.
And three great husbands.
And three great husbands.
And throw my ashes in Tom Selleck's face.
And throw my ashes in Tom Selleck's face.
And Tina bad breath every day.
And Tina bad breath every day.
And turn your back to the stage.
And turn your back to the stage.
And wait until it gets into an accident.
And wait until it gets into an accident.
And we found 100% grade a beef shh, shh!
And we found 100% grade a beef shh, shh!
And we witnessed the birth of a new tradition
And we witnessed the birth of a new tradition
And we'll, um, we'll play a little game.
And we'll, um, we'll play a little game.
And we're never gonna talk about it again, ever
And we're never gonna talk about it again, ever
And we're teaching conflict resolution skills you can use in your own lives.
And we're teaching conflict resolution skills you can use in your own lives.
And we’re gonna slap it. It makes a great sound.
And we’re gonna slap it. It makes a great sound.
And what do I have to show for show and tell?
And what do I have to show for show and tell?
And What if the Nazis get us, and it's all we have of our family?
And What if the Nazis get us, and it's all we have of our family?
And when exactly did your father pass away?
And when exactly did your father pass away?
And when I die and I get to heaven, Gods gonna say...
And when I die and I get to heaven, Gods gonna say...
And when I die and I go to heaven. God's gonna say
And when I die and I go to heaven. God's gonna say
And when you say "talk him out of it," what does that mean?
And when you say "talk him out of it," what does that mean?
And who knows the name of the delicious paste
And who knows the name of the delicious paste
And you I am gonna out you!
And you I am gonna out you!
And you better get off before the ship sinks!
And you better get off before the ship sinks!
And you boiled it alive like a Lobster!
And you boiled it alive like a Lobster!
And you guys kind of broke the baby changing station in the bathroom.
And you guys kind of broke the baby changing station in the bathroom.
And you have a very good father, baby.
And you have a very good father, baby.
And you know what? They're gonna go back up.
And you know what? They're gonna go back up.
And you made us a part of it.
And you made us a part of it.
And you people! Traitors! Traitor family!
And you people! Traitors! Traitor family!
And you sound like my grandfather.
And you sound like my grandfather.
And you were helping them do that sort of bad thing...
And you were helping them do that sort of bad thing...
And you, sir, will be going to jail.
And you, sir, will be going to jail.
And you'll see the love of your life, dancing salsa in Jamaica by herself.
And you'll see the love of your life, dancing salsa in Jamaica by herself.
And you're fat. You're not attractive.
And you're fat. You're not attractive.
And you're gonna apologize to Teddy.
And you're gonna apologize to Teddy.
And you're just in time!
And you're just in time!
And you're no longer my grill cook.
And you're no longer my grill cook.
And you're serving burgers so fast,
And you're serving burgers so fast,
And your comic books.
And your comic books.
And your failed Lobsterfest.
And your failed Lobsterfest.
And, Gene, you go outside and try to drum up some business.
And, Gene, you go outside and try to drum up some business.
And, Gene, you're banned from the computer for two days.
And, Gene, you're banned from the computer for two days.
And, Linda, I'm sorry I called you Nagatha Christie.
And, Linda, I'm sorry I called you Nagatha Christie.
And, uh, now I will get this guy out.
And, uh, now I will get this guy out.
And, uh, what's the name of that restaurant?
And, uh, what's the name of that restaurant?
And... acting.
And... acting.
And... freeze! Well, that resolved nothing.
And... freeze! Well, that resolved nothing.
And... time. Spit.
And... time. Spit.
Andy, Ollie, come here.
Andy, Ollie, come here.
Anita vasquez's uncle is a matador in Spain.
Anita vasquez's uncle is a matador in Spain.
Another trip to the gym.
Another trip to the gym.
Anybody in there? Hmm. What is that? Satin?
Anybody in there? Hmm. What is that? Satin?
Anything above the 4% allowable by the fda,
Anything above the 4% allowable by the fda,
Anything? Anything?
Anything? Anything?
Anything? Like this brick?
Anything? Like this brick?
Anyway Gene, look. They're about to announce the verdict.
Anyway Gene, look. They're about to announce the verdict.
Anyway Quiet in here
Anyway Quiet in here
Anyway, here's where I'm gonna sleep tonight. I'll show you.
Anyway, here's where I'm gonna sleep tonight. I'll show you.
Anyway, this isn't about Colleen This is about 77? ;a.
Anyway, this isn't about Colleen This is about 77? ;a.
Anyway, when people want a burger a good American burger
Anyway, when people want a burger a good American burger
Are all present.
Are all present.
Are these lips gonna see any playing time?
Are these lips gonna see any playing time?
Are they gonna call me tomorrow?
Are they gonna call me tomorrow?
Are they gonna call me tomorrow? Probably not, right? That's okay.
Are they gonna call me tomorrow? Probably not, right? That's okay.
Are trying to interfere with your business?
Are trying to interfere with your business?
Are you and Mom getting divorced?
Are you and Mom getting divorced?
Are you crazy? [Clears Throat]
Are you crazy? [Clears Throat]
Are you done?
Are you done?
Are you feeling it, mom?
Are you feeling it, mom?
Are you going to be eating a burger today?
Are you going to be eating a burger today?
Are you gonna give me a poop tonight? Talk to me.
Are you gonna give me a poop tonight? Talk to me.
Are you guys talking about that show last night?
Are you guys talking about that show last night?
Are you in another dimension?
Are you in another dimension?
Are you kidding me? My kid could paint that.
Are you kidding me? My kid could paint that.
Are you kidding, Lin? It's the best thing I've ever done in my life.
Are you kidding, Lin? It's the best thing I've ever done in my life.
Are you messing with me?
Are you messing with me?
Are you sure there aren't any rooms available anywhere else?
Are you sure there aren't any rooms available anywhere else?
Are you sure you don't want to stick around?
Are you sure you don't want to stick around?
Are you sweating?
Are you sweating?
Are you the ghost from the movie Ghost Dad?
Are you the ghost from the movie Ghost Dad?
Are you the ghost from the movie Ghost?
Are you the ghost from the movie Ghost?
Are you very, very busy today?
Are you very, very busy today?
Are you with me? Yeah!
Are you with me? Yeah!
Aren't they'? Random strangers shedding skin cells all over the house.
Aren't they'? Random strangers shedding skin cells all over the house.
Aren't you supposed to lead someone who's blindfolded?
Aren't you supposed to lead someone who's blindfolded?
Around the corner, art is made.”
Around the corner, art is made.”
Art lover, check this out!
Art lover, check this out!
As a consultation though friend prices.
As a consultation though friend prices.
As a matter of fact, gene, you were conceived to a jvh song.
As a matter of fact, gene, you were conceived to a jvh song.
As he is defeated by a much stronger predator.
As he is defeated by a much stronger predator.
As much as you can be against something,
As much as you can be against something,
As they eat their first Lobster!
As they eat their first Lobster!
As you know, everyone who enters my morgue is mysteriously killed.
As you know, everyone who enters my morgue is mysteriously killed.
Ask him anything you want to know about the other side.
Ask him anything you want to know about the other side.
At any of my tenants' establishments.
At any of my tenants' establishments.
At least roll around so I don't have to mop up later.
At least roll around so I don't have to mop up later.
At pickles. Pickles.
At pickles. Pickles.
At the elegant Jimmy Pesto’s.
At the elegant Jimmy Pesto’s.
At the wine and cheese mixer, Teddy.
At the wine and cheese mixer, Teddy.
At whatever the name of his restaurant is...
At whatever the name of his restaurant is...
Atmosphere?
Atmosphere?
Attention, everyone!
Attention, everyone!
Aw, a mass murder mystery musical love story set in...
Aw, a mass murder mystery musical love story set in...
Aw, already finishing each ether's
Aw, already finishing each ether's
Aw, Bob, our tree is growing up and sprouting words.
Aw, Bob, our tree is growing up and sprouting words.
Aw, Bobby, what'd you do?
Aw, Bobby, what'd you do?
Aw, Bobby, you're in the show.
Aw, Bobby, you're in the show.
AW, Bobby!
AW, Bobby!
Aw, have some. Mm mm, mm mm.
Aw, have some. Mm mm, mm mm.
Aw, mother daughter bonding time.
Aw, mother daughter bonding time.
Aw, thanks, sweetie.
Aw, thanks, sweetie.
Aw, thanks, Teddy!
Aw, thanks, Teddy!
Aw!
Aw!
Aw! And my Tina's dancin'.
Aw! And my Tina's dancin'.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw. Thank you, Bobby.
Aw. Thank you, Bobby.
Aw. You know?
Aw. You know?
Aw...
Aw...
Aw... You can do horseradish.
Aw... You can do horseradish.
Aww, sick!
Aww, sick!
Aww.
Aww.
Aye I
Aye I
Baby Num Num? [Laughs] Wait.
Baby Num Num? [Laughs] Wait.
Bachelorette party! All right!
Bachelorette party! All right!
Back in your sock slowly.
Back in your sock slowly.
Back into the supermarket from whence he came!
Back into the supermarket from whence he came!
Bacon burger! All right.
Bacon burger! All right.
Bacon burger. Kevin bacon.
Bacon burger. Kevin bacon.
Bacon. One syllable.
Bacon. One syllable.
Bacon... First first word.
Bacon... First first word.
Bad combo.
Bad combo.
Bad modeling, poor boundaries
Bad modeling, poor boundaries
Baseball waits for no one.
Baseball waits for no one.
Bastard.
Bastard.
Be apologetic!
Be apologetic!
Be my all American fix it man, Bobby.
Be my all American fix it man, Bobby.
Beats me. Oh, there's my knife.
Beats me. Oh, there's my knife.
Because "new bacon ings" is perfect. It's hilarious.
Because "new bacon ings" is perfect. It's hilarious.
Because babies hands are so small?
Because babies hands are so small?
Because he always did the dishes.
Because he always did the dishes.
Because he's not going to molest you. Why?
Because he's not going to molest you. Why?
Because his dad won’t let him.
Because his dad won’t let him.
Because I have to go check the bathroom for stray hairs.
Because I have to go check the bathroom for stray hairs.
Because I still need to get some of his hair.
Because I still need to get some of his hair.
Because I'll tell you, it's not for a routine inspection.
Because I'll tell you, it's not for a routine inspection.
Because I'm just Gladys, a lonely morgue owner.
Because I'm just Gladys, a lonely morgue owner.
Because it, uh, comes with snap peas and carrots. Thank you.
Because it, uh, comes with snap peas and carrots. Thank you.
Because my grill cook would never tell me that.
Because my grill cook would never tell me that.
Because she Wanted to feel “red” inside.
Because she Wanted to feel “red” inside.
Because this is now a permanent installation.
Because this is now a permanent installation.
Because you anally defaced her property.
Because you anally defaced her property.
Because you dumped him?
Because you dumped him?
Because you go into a crazy cleaning frenzy every time.
Because you go into a crazy cleaning frenzy every time.
Because you see your whole life pass before you as you're burning.
Because you see your whole life pass before you as you're burning.
Because you stopped hanging outwith me.
Because you stopped hanging outwith me.
Because you, sir, have blood on your hands.
Because you, sir, have blood on your hands.
Because you're heavy.
Because you're heavy.
Because your Aunt Gayle is there hanging up her art...
Because your Aunt Gayle is there hanging up her art...
Because your sister
Because your sister
Becky, you just Watch.
Becky, you just Watch.
Bed and breakfast guest into your room.
Bed and breakfast guest into your room.
Beef happens to come from steers, which are male cows.
Beef happens to come from steers, which are male cows.
Beer? Absolutely!
Beer? Absolutely!
Beetlejugo. Beetlejugo. Beetlejugo. Ayayayay
Beetlejugo. Beetlejugo. Beetlejugo. Ayayayay
Before Moolisa, I used to say it's just beef.
Before Moolisa, I used to say it's just beef.
Before we both say something we'll regret
Before we both say something we'll regret
Before you make a decision, just taste my burger.
Before you make a decision, just taste my burger.
Besides the day you kids were born.
Besides the day you kids were born.
Besides, it's for a good cause.
Besides, it's for a good cause.
Besides, it's our father daughter time.
Besides, it's our father daughter time.
Best burger in town.
Best burger in town.
Best of luck.
Best of luck.
Best part right here, Gene.
Best part right here, Gene.
Bet you never knew washing out rubber tubing could be such a blast, huh, kids?
Bet you never knew washing out rubber tubing could be such a blast, huh, kids?
Better than we treat these bodies.
Better than we treat these bodies.
Bew...!
Bew...!
Big day for another reason, too!
Big day for another reason, too!
Big day today. It's our grand re re re opening.
Big day today. It's our grand re re re opening.
Big door. Was this always here?
Big door. Was this always here?
Bob just a sec.
Bob just a sec.
Bob yeah, hold on.
Bob yeah, hold on.
Bob can't fit in the wall. He's overweight!
Bob can't fit in the wall. He's overweight!
Bob destroyed Lobsterfest!
Bob destroyed Lobsterfest!
Bob of Bob's Burgers.
Bob of Bob's Burgers.
Bob will pick 'em up, Mom.
Bob will pick 'em up, Mom.
Bob, a word?
Bob, a word?
Bob, calm down. Calm down. Calm down.
Bob, calm down. Calm down. Calm down.
Bob, can you help me?
Bob, can you help me?
Bob, can you help me? I can't chew.
Bob, can you help me? I can't chew.
Bob, come inside.
Bob, come inside.
Bob, come towards my voice. I'll yell.
Bob, come towards my voice. I'll yell.
Bob, do we have any toothpicks down here?
Bob, do we have any toothpicks down here?
Bob, do we have any toothpicks down here?
Bob, do we have any toothpicks down here?
Bob, do you have my bacon burger?
Bob, do you have my bacon burger?
Bob, do you have my bacon burger?
Bob, do you have my bacon burger?
Bob, get off the stage!
Bob, get off the stage!
Bob, he wants to perform.
Bob, he wants to perform.
Bob, how are the meatballs comin'?
Bob, how are the meatballs comin'?
Bob, I am not comfortable with this situation.
Bob, I am not comfortable with this situation.
Bob, I called Teddy the contractor.
Bob, I called Teddy the contractor.
Bob, I run a business, all right?
Bob, I run a business, all right?
Bob, I thought the point of staying open
Bob, I thought the point of staying open
Bob, I thought you didn't want to become “the anus restaurant.”
Bob, I thought you didn't want to become “the anus restaurant.”
Bob, I told you there's no such thing as karma.
Bob, I told you there's no such thing as karma.
Bob, I will not be renewing
Bob, I will not be renewing
Bob, I'm a castrated steer.
Bob, I'm a castrated steer.
Bob, I'm done!
Bob, I'm done!
Bob, I'm not sure staying open is safe.
Bob, I'm not sure staying open is safe.
Bob, I'm not sure this is appropriate breakfast conversation.
Bob, I'm not sure this is appropriate breakfast conversation.
Bob, I'm sitting here with the counselor from school who thinks you're dead...
Bob, I'm sitting here with the counselor from school who thinks you're dead...
Bob, I'm sorry. Okay.
Bob, I'm sorry. Okay.
Bob, Linda.
Bob, Linda.
Bob, Linda. Hey, Hugo.
Bob, Linda. Hey, Hugo.
Bob, listen, come here.
Bob, listen, come here.
Bob, listen, What if I don't give you an extension on your rent...
Bob, listen, What if I don't give you an extension on your rent...
Bob, my dream has not been... ♪ satisfied ♪
Bob, my dream has not been... ♪ satisfied ♪
Bob, no more newspaper, please.
Bob, no more newspaper, please.
Bob, please. No, it's true.
Bob, please. No, it's true.
Bob, please. There is nothing to be embarrassed about.
Bob, please. There is nothing to be embarrassed about.
Bob, put your foot
Bob, put your foot
Bob, quit fooling around in there.
Bob, quit fooling around in there.
Bob, the cow ntclown's over
Bob, the cow ntclown's over
Bob, they're fine. Please, I asked you a question.
Bob, they're fine. Please, I asked you a question.
Bob, this is my violations notebook.
Bob, this is my violations notebook.
Bob, we are going out tonight.
Bob, we are going out tonight.
Bob, we have to close.
Bob, we have to close.
Bob, we're a hit.
Bob, we're a hit.
Bob, you all right? You look a little pale.
Bob, you all right? You look a little pale.
Bob, you gotta go talk some sense into Jimmy Pesto.
Bob, you gotta go talk some sense into Jimmy Pesto.
Bob, you know, my therapist says that if I don't value my time, nobody's going to.
Bob, you know, my therapist says that if I don't value my time, nobody's going to.
Bob, you might be the worst tenant I've ever had...
Bob, you might be the worst tenant I've ever had...
Bob, you're always late with the rent, and Jimmy pays early.
Bob, you're always late with the rent, and Jimmy pays early.
Bob, you're crazy.
Bob, you're crazy.
Bob: I've never been so happy to be at work.
Bob: I've never been so happy to be at work.
Bob: It's our big weekend.
Bob: It's our big weekend.
Bob: Jeez, that Julia packs a wallop.
Bob: Jeez, that Julia packs a wallop.
Bob: Nobody move! This is a robbery!
Bob: Nobody move! This is a robbery!
Bob!
Bob!
Bob!
Bob!
Bob! Bob! Bob...!
Bob! Bob! Bob...!
Bob! Do you love 'em?
Bob! Do you love 'em?
Bob! No! This isn't you!
Bob! No! This isn't you!
Bob?
Bob?
Bob?
Bob?
Bob. Bob.
Bob. Bob.
Bob. Bob. Bob.
Bob. Bob. Bob.
Bob. You look glum.
Bob. You look glum.
Bob... triple crown for burger.
Bob... triple crown for burger.
Bob's about to be thrown on to a shell pile
Bob's about to be thrown on to a shell pile
Bob's Burger! 100,000! All right!
Bob's Burger! 100,000! All right!
Bob's burgers delivery service!
Bob's burgers delivery service!
Bob's burgers is open for business!
Bob's burgers is open for business!
Bob's Burgers!
Bob's Burgers!
Bob's burgers!
Bob's burgers!
Bob's Burgers!
Bob's Burgers!
Bob's Burgers! Fresh ground meat!
Bob's Burgers! Fresh ground meat!
Bob's Burgers! Oh, my God!
Bob's Burgers! Oh, my God!
Bob's confronting the crowd. I'm going out there.
Bob's confronting the crowd. I'm going out there.
Bob's skin flakes, arm hair and fingernail dirt
Bob's skin flakes, arm hair and fingernail dirt
Bobby, are you okay?
Bobby, are you okay?
Bobby, be safe out there.
Bobby, be safe out there.
Bobby, come help me with the candles.
Bobby, come help me with the candles.
Bobby, go!
Bobby, go!
Bobby, I'm not laughing at you.
Bobby, I'm not laughing at you.
Bobby, listen to me.
Bobby, listen to me.
Bobby, make one extra big for Colleen Caviello to choke on.
Bobby, make one extra big for Colleen Caviello to choke on.
Bobby, stop talking to the restaurant and come inside.
Bobby, stop talking to the restaurant and come inside.
Bobby, they're playing our song.
Bobby, they're playing our song.
Bobby!
Bobby!
Bobby! Aw.
Bobby! Aw.
Bobby! Good morning!
Bobby! Good morning!
Bobby. What's the use?!
Bobby. What's the use?!
Bobsterfest killed it!
Bobsterfest killed it!
Boiling water. So how do we
Boiling water. So how do we
Boo...!
Boo...!
Boredom. Boring sports.
Boredom. Boring sports.
Both of us? Why? Because we Wanted to watch Banjo?
Both of us? Why? Because we Wanted to watch Banjo?
Boy or girl?
Boy or girl?
Boy, am I gonna need some quarters tonight. Ha ha!
Boy, am I gonna need some quarters tonight. Ha ha!
Boy, I thought we did better today.
Boy, I thought we did better today.
Boy, this microphone smells like beer.
Boy, this microphone smells like beer.
Brazil! [ Grunts]
Brazil! [ Grunts]
Break pads? (Mooing)
Break pads? (Mooing)
Bring 'em inside.
Bring 'em inside.
Bringing all sorts of business with them,
Bringing all sorts of business with them,
Bringing me one of your dad's burgers before every gam
Bringing me one of your dad's burgers before every gam
Brought you some cookies!
Brought you some cookies!
Brrr! I should've brought my cardigan.
Brrr! I should've brought my cardigan.
Bubbles.
Bubbles.
Bup bup bup bup. Not so fast, Baby Num Num.
Bup bup bup bup. Not so fast, Baby Num Num.
Burger and Captain Pel I. Can.
Burger and Captain Pel I. Can.
Burn! I can't outrun a lawn mower 'cause my dress is so tight.
Burn! I can't outrun a lawn mower 'cause my dress is so tight.
Burn! I'm on the news because I have a huge head
Burn! I'm on the news because I have a huge head
Busy jumping, they can't take a jumping break?
Busy jumping, they can't take a jumping break?
Busy jumping? They can't take a jumping break?
Busy jumping? They can't take a jumping break?
But a Woman knows when another Woman is aroused.
But a Woman knows when another Woman is aroused.
But Bobs are once in a lifetime.
But Bobs are once in a lifetime.
But do not alter anything on the chalkboard.
But do not alter anything on the chalkboard.
But do they appreciate it?
But do they appreciate it?
But do they appreciate it? Holed up in their rooms like dirty little gophers?
But do they appreciate it? Holed up in their rooms like dirty little gophers?
But don't tell Phe Nom.
But don't tell Phe Nom.
But don't tell Phe Nom.
But don't tell Phe Nom.
But first you gotta make some money for Mommy.
But first you gotta make some money for Mommy.
But furry.
But furry.
But he opened his beautiful heart last night,
But he opened his beautiful heart last night,
But I also need you and the kids to work out...
But I also need you and the kids to work out...
But I do give you the opportunity to earn some extra money...
But I do give you the opportunity to earn some extra money...
But I think you'll find that, unlike his microwaved junk, my food is
But I think you'll find that, unlike his microwaved junk, my food is
But I'm gonna go with “voodoo.”
But I'm gonna go with “voodoo.”
But I'm not letting Jimmy Pesto humiliate me.
But I'm not letting Jimmy Pesto humiliate me.
But if all you have to do is shave your mustache, then he can come.
But if all you have to do is shave your mustache, then he can come.
But if everyone else is doing it, you should, too.
But if everyone else is doing it, you should, too.
But if I did, I liked it.
But if I did, I liked it.
But if I win tomorrow, I'll be the first mascot
But if I win tomorrow, I'll be the first mascot
But if you can just give us two extra Weeks this month on the rent
But if you can just give us two extra Weeks this month on the rent
But if you're going artsy, then you're going all the way.
But if you're going artsy, then you're going all the way.
But in layman's terms...
But in layman's terms...
But in many other ways, you guys are the same.
But in many other ways, you guys are the same.
But instead becomes victim number 4.
But instead becomes victim number 4.
But it is also breath giving.
But it is also breath giving.
But it's time for these little fellas
But it's time for these little fellas
But it's time for these little fellas to meet their mate. [Chuckles]
But it's time for these little fellas to meet their mate. [Chuckles]
But it's true.
But it's true.
But it's Worth it if it means Tina will be a happy teenager.
But it's Worth it if it means Tina will be a happy teenager.
But like I said, I had nothing to do with it.
But like I said, I had nothing to do with it.
But listen. There's something I want you to do for me. Make burgers out of me.
But listen. There's something I want you to do for me. Make burgers out of me.
But look at these smiling faces.
But look at these smiling faces.
But most of the time, What I find is lots and lots of
But most of the time, What I find is lots and lots of
But my body needs it.
But my body needs it.
But my father, he loves grinding them up.
But my father, he loves grinding them up.
But once that body's dead,
But once that body's dead,
But only if they want to be hypnotized
But only if they want to be hypnotized
But people coming out of the crematorium next door;
But people coming out of the crematorium next door;
But sadly, there will be no Lobsterfest.
But sadly, there will be no Lobsterfest.
But said I didn't know how to use it, Bob!
But said I didn't know how to use it, Bob!
But she started it. Look What she did.
But she started it. Look What she did.
But she thinks things will really turn around this year.
But she thinks things will really turn around this year.
But thanks to your father, we have no star.
But thanks to your father, we have no star.
But that goes against everything we were raised to believe in!
But that goes against everything we were raised to believe in!
But that's actually What it looks like.
But that's actually What it looks like.
But that's probably because she's sick.
But that's probably because she's sick.
But then you got fat.
But then you got fat.
But there's a line between entertaining and annoying.
But there's a line between entertaining and annoying.
But they look like robot wieners.
But they look like robot wieners.
But they really outdid themselves this year, huh?
But they really outdid themselves this year, huh?
But this family's gonna have to execute perfectly to pull this off.
But this family's gonna have to execute perfectly to pull this off.
But to execute it, you needed to write something using cow poop.
But to execute it, you needed to write something using cow poop.
But we know him as Baby Num Num.
But we know him as Baby Num Num.
But we made a lot of new friends last night.
But we made a lot of new friends last night.
But we promised Gayle she could display her art for the Art Crawl.
But we promised Gayle she could display her art for the Art Crawl.
But we wanna feel special too. I do anyway.
But we wanna feel special too. I do anyway.
But we've got to pay the rent in full by tomorrow night.
But we've got to pay the rent in full by tomorrow night.
But what about how we treat the living?
But what about how we treat the living?
But when it wasn't...
But when it wasn't...
But you can get them here at the park, today.
But you can get them here at the park, today.
But you committed murder, Bob.
But you committed murder, Bob.
But you kids know where you're supposed to be while we're gone, right?
But you kids know where you're supposed to be while we're gone, right?
But you still take some of their toys
But you still take some of their toys
But you won’t shave your mustache to get me Jimmy Jr.?
But you won’t shave your mustache to get me Jimmy Jr.?
But you're all terrible at what you do here,
But you're all terrible at what you do here,
But you're really committed to making me unhappy.
But you're really committed to making me unhappy.
But, Bob, look at the clock.
But, Bob, look at the clock.
But, Hugo, as a health inspector,
But, Hugo, as a health inspector,
But, mom, what if we just put Tina by the toilet?
But, mom, what if we just put Tina by the toilet?
Butt.
Butt.
Butter in my nostril, sex jelly in my armpit...
Butter in my nostril, sex jelly in my armpit...
By earning different colored cords at the troca de cordoes.
By earning different colored cords at the troca de cordoes.
By myself, I might add.
By myself, I might add.
By something bad they did?
By something bad they did?
By the time you grow up, they're dead.
By the time you grow up, they're dead.
Bye bye. Wait. I want to watch.
Bye bye. Wait. I want to watch.
Bye, dad. Bye, dad. No!
Bye, dad. Bye, dad. No!
Bye, Gram. Bye, Gramps.
Bye, Gram. Bye, Gramps.
Bye.
Bye.
Bzz bzz bzz! Gotcha! Ha ha! Yeah. Ok. Good.
Bzz bzz bzz! Gotcha! Ha ha! Yeah. Ok. Good.
Call me if you need me. Love you.
Call me if you need me. Love you.
Call me to come up when it's all ready.
Call me to come up when it's all ready.
Call you back.
Call you back.
Can I Can I help you?
Can I Can I help you?
Can I get your e mail? No.
Can I get your e mail? No.
Can I say, "no. Don't"?
Can I say, "no. Don't"?
Can I... can I get my mic back, please?
Can I... can I get my mic back, please?
Can I... can I help you?
Can I... can I help you?
Can it also be a love story?
Can it also be a love story?
Can it, Edith. I'm here to get an apology.
Can it, Edith. I'm here to get an apology.
Can we please go this year? Absolutely not.
Can we please go this year? Absolutely not.
Can we stop talking about it? [Chuckling]
Can we stop talking about it? [Chuckling]
Can you break a 5? I'd love to tip out the cast.
Can you break a 5? I'd love to tip out the cast.
Can you open the window a little more?
Can you open the window a little more?
Can you seat 25 people?
Can you seat 25 people?
Can you smell that? That's just what's coming through the walls.
Can you smell that? That's just what's coming through the walls.
Can't believe they're making you wait three days.
Can't believe they're making you wait three days.
Can't you do the test here,
Can't you do the test here,
Can't you just eat Lobster without butter?
Can't you just eat Lobster without butter?
Cannibal? Whoa!
Cannibal? Whoa!
Cannibals! That's not what I mean!
Cannibals! That's not what I mean!
Capoeira is breathtaking...
Capoeira is breathtaking...
Capoeira is the most seductive form of self defense.
Capoeira is the most seductive form of self defense.
Care to couples dance with me?
Care to couples dance with me?
Careful, Bob. I reused the cheese from yesterday.
Careful, Bob. I reused the cheese from yesterday.
Careful, Bob. I reused the cheese from yesterday.
Careful, Bob. I reused the cheese from yesterday.
Cheating is amazing!
Cheating is amazing!
Check his collar.
Check his collar.
Check it out titanium with butter resistant grips.
Check it out titanium with butter resistant grips.
Cheese?
Cheese?
Chew it up for him, like a mama bird.
Chew it up for him, like a mama bird.
Chew it up for him, like a mama bird.
Chew it up for him, like a mama bird.
Choo Choo!
Choo Choo!
Class, would you like to see a demonstration?
Class, would you like to see a demonstration?
Clean it yourself!
Clean it yourself!
Closing down the restaurant, getting a smoke machine and a deejay?
Closing down the restaurant, getting a smoke machine and a deejay?
Colleen Caviello made the food last year.
Colleen Caviello made the food last year.
Come and get it. [fart noise]
Come and get it. [fart noise]
Come and join the party, Bob.
Come and join the party, Bob.
Come back soon, you two.
Come back soon, you two.
Come behind the scenes!
Come behind the scenes!
Come here, let me see. Linda. Not now.
Come here, let me see. Linda. Not now.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here. Hug for luck.
Come here. Hug for luck.
Come here. Wait, what are you going to do?
Come here. Wait, what are you going to do?
Come oh, you can’t seriously think that this is a good idea.
Come oh, you can’t seriously think that this is a good idea.
Come on, Bob. Show us your ding ding!
Come on, Bob. Show us your ding ding!
Come on, boys. You're the peanut butter. Girls, you're the jelly.
Come on, boys. You're the peanut butter. Girls, you're the jelly.
Come on, Butler. Let's go out into the garden.
Come on, Butler. Let's go out into the garden.
Come on, down to the basement.
Come on, down to the basement.
Come on, everybody!
Come on, everybody!
Come on, Gene. Let's go have a childhood.
Come on, Gene. Let's go have a childhood.
Come on, girl. it's your party! You might as well enjoy it.
Come on, girl. it's your party! You might as well enjoy it.
Come on, give it to me. Mm mm.
Come on, give it to me. Mm mm.
Come on, give it to me. Mm mm.
Come on, give it to me. Mm mm.
Come on, Harold, let's get out of this ass parlor.
Come on, Harold, let's get out of this ass parlor.
Come on, Hugo.
Come on, Hugo.
Come on, Linda. We shouldn't go to this. It will be bad.
Come on, Linda. We shouldn't go to this. It will be bad.
Come on, Linda. We're leaving!
Come on, Linda. We're leaving!