Bob's Burgers - Season 4 Edit

A $50 gift certificate from

A 15 second local Super Bowl commercial

A a restaurant. Oh.

A banquet recognizing campus community service.

A bathroom where anything can happen.

A better eye on your kids, Bobby.

A big deal out of it.

A big, dangerous boy! Baby.

A brand consultant!

A bunch of kids' stories, Frond. Come on. But... but...

A burger for a raccoon.

A burial at sea... it's what the carousel would've wanted.

A California Central Coast Syrah.

A cavity?!

A coffee filter filled with taco meat?

A cold, unfeeling, dead inside cheer bot!

A commercial during the Super Bowl.

A commercial with you to air during the Super Bowl.

A convenience store parking lot

A couple of handfuls of crushed pretzels.

A couple's lesson but my husband's being a jerk.

A fellow babysitter in the back?

A few more times, take notes and... And all these.

A foamy substance. This is ridiculous. Stop.

A football player in a Super Bowl commercial...

A girl went home. Wouldn't it be perfect

A gold plated Minnie previously owned by Jon Hamm.

A Guide to Not Cheating

A guy who used to be in the NFL; I bet you could get him.

A ha.

A head to head competition in a public place

A healthy camping man.

A hero? He wants to destroy the school with farts.

A house full of boys? I can't go. I have plans.

A jar of mayo.

A jar of mayo.

A little lunch would really hit the spot.

A little more? Like that?

A little more. That?

A little old to play with dolls, you know?

A little rinky dink, huh? Except for that tub of mayo.

A little too much.

A long suffering wife stuck in a bad marriage.

A long, hard look at your lifestyle?

A lot of kids aren't lucky enough

A lot of parties to meet your Ginger.

A magician's assistant's costume.

A microchip of our plans

A motorcycle with four side cars.

A nice place you got here. Thank you.

A nice thick layer of chocolate squares make up the base.

A one, two, three, four.

A packed stadium show to get to, and then

A plan bee.

A plumber to fix the pipe!

A plumber today? Twenty twenty!

A plus. Thanks, Mr. Belcher.

A professional flight instructor is going around

A rat with a hanger.

A real case. This is the big time.

A real ham is currently in our oven.

A real psychic. Amateur.

A really long handkerchief up their sleeve. Anybody? Hmm?

A sarcastic mall rat.

A saw in my pocket right now?

A Saz attack.

A secret from the kids, right?

A slow hand.

A song bird.

A ta... a taxi?

A Tale of Horror."

A tasting trio for the afternoon.

A tattoo!

A thousand years of darkness.

A trip to merry go round town.

A truck driver was mean to you?

A truly outstanding young man...

A turkey in every toilet.

A turkey murderer.

A two day brine,

A warm spring? Don't you mean a hot spring?

A wig stapled to his baseball cap, and those roller shoes to get away.

Aah, gross! Ew!

Aah, let go!

Aah, we're losing stuffing!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah! And mayo!

Aah! Buckle your seat belts, kids!

Aah! Come on, come on, we can do it.

Aah! Don't eat me!

Aah! Give it!

Aah! Hmm?

Aah! I can't breathe. Home Ec sta what?!

Aah! I don't want to die!

Aah! I shouldn't have come here! Why, whale?

Aah! I thought that would work.

Aah! I was so close!

Aah! I'm not decent!

Aah! I'm okay.

Aah! I'm the slowest one!

Aah! Oh!

Aah! Ow, what what's going on?

Aah! The Scream i cane!

Aah! We have to hide the chocolate. Oh...

Aah! Why did I think this would be a good place to talk?!

Aah.

Aah.

Aah. Aah!

Aah. Aah. Oh, I can't believe my baby ran away!

Aah. Great, great.

Aah. I don't know.

Aah...

Abort! Abort! Take your cyanide capsule.

About $2,000 less

About how all this could have been avoided

About how fat your butts got

About how great my turkey is while you're trying to sing.

About peeing during Jerry Maguire or the turkey?

About the Equestranaut multiverse.

About the picture, the rope.

About this slumber party thing, Lin.

About whether we should tell Mom and Dad.

About your husband and you're all set.

Abraca yeah bro! I support ya!

Absolutely not.

Absolutely. Not necessarily. Hmm... No.

According to the Thundergirl handbook, we should...

Ach! You guys are so bad at drowning.

Action!

Action! Only I say "action,"

Actually took Gene's keyboard away.

Actually, I should get into the kitchen.

Actually, I'll make time.

Actually, it's like 50% the costume

Actually, my Thundergirl handbook says

Actually, yes. This kid. Me.

Actually...

Add some stuff.

Adios, Yap!

Adjusting myself without anyone noticing.

Admit you're a hack, and I'll do it.

Afraid?! I'm not afraid!

After all that fun, it would be great

After apparently being knocked off the pier into the ocean.

After everything that's happened, Lin.

After I finished shooting your commercial, I came here

After I had kids. Destroyed.

After our lesson. She lives upstate.

After the game and meet a real NFL player.

After you

Again. Oh, Bobby.

Ah ah ah ah, stay on your side.

Ah choo! Oh, I wish somebody had

Ah, back from the bathroom

Ah, better check on Jessica.

Ah, denial. A woman doesn't take flying lessons

Ah, excuse me. Excuse me. What is going on here?

Ah, finally, something fun happened at school.

Ah, God, this feels so great!

Ah, great commercial, Bob.

Ah, hello, Louise.

Ah, hi... But good to see you.

Ah, hmm, looks like Jimmy Pesto's big Super Bowl weekend

Ah, hope you're happy, Bobby.

Ah, I give up!

Ah, I see.

Ah, I'm not such a good sleeper

Ah, my face!

Ah, my only sister,

Ah, no! My pee penny!

Ah, nothing like seeing a good dock, right, Dad?

Ah, okay. Oh, my God, what's that?

Ah, quit being such a baby, Bob,

Ah, she adopted one last week.

Ah, that's him!

Ah, there you are.

Ah, they probably taste the same.

Ah, they stole my idea for breadstick ropes.

Ah, time to get some shut eye.

Ah, Tina, since I caught you,

Ah, we'll be home in 15 minutes.

Ah, well, your delicious fries have left my fingers greasy.

Ah, you gettin' that?

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! 'Cause England's old

Ah! Ah!

Ah! Flamethrower!

Ah! I knew it, I knew it!

Ah! Imagine.

Ah! Jackpot!

Ah! Minutes away from a hotel weekend!

Ah! Oh! Whoa!

Ah! Unclean! Unclean!

Ah! Yes, it does! I can't do this!

Ah. Come on in.

Ah..

Ah...

Ah...

Ah...

Ah... forget it.

Ah... no.

Ah... Oh! He's *******!

Ah... oh...

Ah... Ow!

Ah... Yours is really good.

Ah...! I told you,

Aha!

Aha! Oh, but he spells it with a "G."

Aha! There you are.

Aha! You nailed it!

Ahh...

Ahh...! It's hot!

Air!

AKA Quicky Kiss it Island.

All batteries die,

All done.

All ght, Bob, I should have explained.

All his friends from the message board.

All I can say is, she's a drug addict.

All I know is we need the cash.

All I want to do is eat a huge dinner

All my makeup, my lipsticks.

All of it!

All of it! I to you!

All of it? Or or do you just want some of it?

All of my life, people have been telling me what I can't do.

All of the war. And this, too.

All of these items were handled

All of you, eat the cafeteria lunch!

All right then, Ollie, squeeze into the dumpster,

All right, all right. It's okay, Darryl.

All right, all set.

All right, Andy, Ollie.

All right, Anthony. Down low, too slow.

All right, but if you catch him,

All right, come on out!

All right, come on, let's shake

All right, come on.

All right, come on.

All right, count of three, I give you the money,

All right, don't be such a baby.

All right, fine! I'll do the foot.

All right, fine. Pour it.

All right, get out of here, you're gonna blow our cover. Okay, okay.

All right, give me a minute.

All right, good reading.

All right, great, let's open that safe.

All right, I I... Look.

All right, I probably wrecked it.

All right, I'll do butt.

All right, I'll try it.

All right, I'm gonna hit the head. See you in a bit!

All right, I'm in!

All right, it's fine.

All right, it's...

All right, just this once.

All right, keep your shorts on, Short Circuit.

All right, kids, cut it out! ♪ I'm gonna tickle your mustache. ♪

All right, knock it off. I It's just a flying lesson.

All right, let me look at the toilet picture again.

All right, let's just keep this

All right, Linda, that's your fourth dog.

All right, look, let me explain.

All right, Millie.

All right, Mom! We always believed you, Mom. Remember that?

All right, now hurry up and floss

All right, people, let's move out!

All right, Rick. Stop stalling.

All right, see you in hell, Roger!

All right, sex time! Oh, my God, right.

All right, smart ass,

All right, Snorey Feldman,

All right, so what do we do, Mr. Super Troll?

All right, step back. Whaaah!

All right, Team Tina! Go, Team Tina!

All right, that is really harsh.

All right, that's it!

All right, that's it.

All right, this is gonna be great.

All right, Tina. This is all you.

All right, uh, DJ?

All right, we'll go home,

All right, we're about to go on, so, set list.

All right, well, I'll find an egg someplace else, I guess.

All right, well, I'll... I'll happily put on Tina

All right, where'd you hide your dumb flying boat?

All right, who's a big girl?

All right, you know what? Let's go down

All right, you want a slumber party?

All right; You're the Nature Master.

All right! Bonus round.

All right! Harley, what you got?

All right! Here we go!

All right! Let's hit the friggin' road!

All right! My Bobby's going off to college.

All right! Uh, keep slumber partying!

All right! You hear that, El Diablo?

All right? Okay.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Bob's Bistro on the Beach.

All right. Have a good class, Professor.

All right. Might as well try

All right. So...

All right. That's so nice.

All right. We'll just do it Monday. We'll do it...

All right. You can see right out 'em.

All that glue in my hair.

All the bones.

All the cards we've ever given Mom. Mine!

All the different ponies... interacting.

All the war.

All these... Equesticles.

All we have to do is just follow the river back to camp.

All we're trying to do is just talk to him.

All you had to do was ask!

All you have to do is merge mouths like this.

Allow me. Okay.

Almost as cute as your little cooking booties.

Almost as great as when the Equestranauts had a dance party

Almost as much as the kids, but not...

Almost dying really makes you hungry.

Almost. Just... Aah. There you go.

Along with our inner tubes and our travel backgammon set.

Alphonso Poo Poo Fatty III!

Alphonso Poo Poo Fatty III.

Also I have to go number one.

Also I'm married, but if I wasn't...

Also Saturday and Sunday.

Also, I shouldn't leave matches right by my bed.

Also, I wish you weren't peeing right now.

Also, there was a rubber band, a marble and a toothbrush.

Also, this isn't Zeke. This is someone else.

Although I'm not enthused by this first flight

Always believe in yourself?

Am I home on the couch watching The Closer yet?

Am I right, Tina? Yes

Am I taking Jessica home?

Amazing.

Amazing. Wow... No. No. No, whoa. No, amazing.

Ambergris is illegal to sell

Ambergris is used in the production of high end perfumes."

Ambergris, aka beach garbage.

An hour? That's crazy

An interpreter!

An interpreter? Oh.

An upscale burger place?

And "I have a disability,

And "yo" are up there.

And 50% the way your body looks in it.

And a 29 year old singer who happens to be my girlfriend?

And a blog I follow called Candy Randy.

And a bowl of soup.

And a bunch of tiny clothes.

And a copy of our survivalist guide.

And a little bit of survivalist weaponized insects

And a little fly y!

And a lot of information.

And a one, and a two.

And a referee shirt for Louise.

And a robot that he could send back in time.

And action, Burger Zilla!

And after that we went to the wine bar and I bet Bob he wouldn't drink

And again here. Right.

And all I had to do was swindle little miss Tina bopper.

And all the other rich kids.

And all was right with the world, and... Ah!

And also, not to go into this fort.

And another train leaves Dallas at 5:00, what time will they meet?

And barfed. I feel bad.

And beat up my face!

And beep each other on your beepers.

And by nighttime I'm getting murdered. Lin, I'm trying

And by the way, we're in Belize.

And Caf Co has a strict policy against lending eggs to Bob.

And Chariot's gonna get a new saddle.

And crisp.

And cue Linda!

And cue the banner!

And cut it out."

And cut! That's a wrap!

And Dad likes to hide from us sometimes.

And die right in front of the kids.

And do some homework.

And do what you wouldn't do.

And don't be offended if everyone's talking

And don't bother tracing this call,

And drinking games.

And eating soup, salad, breadsticks and fish.

And even if we did,

And everyone at the hotel hates you,

And finally, Jessica.

And finally, the Beta House Wall of Honor.

And finally, who would win in a fight between all four Equestranauts?

And find a cozy place to sit in the kelp and kiss.

And for our head chef,

And forts! Yeah.

And French fries! Show her, Bob!

And Gene's the one who trained me.

And get another tree?

And get you your nightclub, but I I can't do it.

And getting bitten.

And give me all of her stuff.

And give the big keynote speech:

And glue and glue and glue!

And go back to movies, or you're fired.

And go straight to bed and get up later

And go to my room.

And good morning to you, partners in victimless crime.

And grabs the glass of milk... Bam!

And gropers. Huh. Got it. We'll, uh...

And hang on, shrimp. Here comes Gene.

And he crooned in my Crooner Corner? "B" to the "S"!

And he looks at me like, "What are you lookin' at?"

And he rubbed his scent glands on it

And he said come back anytime.

And he's force feeding him shrimp.

And he's going to be there for a while.

And here I come, too.

And here it comes. Got you. Ha, ha!

And his assistant, Tammy Larson!

And hit her face on it... swollen tongue.

And houses with an X? Must avoids.

And how exactly are we going to hit the button, huh?

And I already bought Tammy a halter top for her birthday.

And I believed Dad's theory

And I bought that the night before your fifth birthday

And I brought burgers.

And I didn't even know it.

And I do funny commentary. Zeke's really funny.

And I don't mean the sexually charged, awkward, confusing vibe

And I don't think it is anything.

And I don't think you're my godfather.

And I don't want to be humiliated all over again!

And I don't want to help, so...

And I don't want your help, I need it.

And I found his stupid book and tore my name out.

And I get it.

And I got two tents and this cool camping stove

And I guess your hand smelled like oranges.

And I have my eye on a banana wearing Bermuda shorts.

And I have yet to fall down any stairs.

And I just said it, so action!

And I know exactly how I'm gonna go straight.

And I know she's seen it.

And I love a good picnic after completing a picnic.

And I made a wilderness hairbrush.

And I never left them ever.

And I owe the Shrimp Hut $200.

And I probably can't get out of this.

And I say, "Customers only," then they buy a soda.

And I scrapped it to make a commercial

And I shouldn't have to say that to my kids.

And I shut it down.

And I signed you and me up for flying lessons.

And I still am.

And I think on the other side

And I want to read them!

And I was ignoring it, little tiny person.

And I was the only one to notice.

And I will still have the body of a 20 year old!

And I woke up and my bed was on fire.

And I would be like, "Okay, I'll drive you."

And I wouldn't charge you guys anything.

And I'll be like, "Yeah! Calvin! I friggin' did it!"

And I'll be Mr. Fischoeder!

And I'll eat the shrimp.

And I'll give you a high five.

And I'll help you find it so you'll leave my house.

And I'll look around for clues.

And I'll tell my friends to swing by. Um, okay.

And I'll watch Gene eat the shrimp.

And I'm already on thin ice with her

And I'm Bronconius.

And I'm doing the tail!

And I'm dreading it. Oh.

And I'm going to be very critical.

And I'm going to let you in on a little mind blowing Equestra miracle

And I'm gonna be like, "Bob's idea happened!"

And I'm gonna take these little raisins back to the end of the vine.

And I'm having the time of my life, so...

And I'm not a grown man.

And I'm not about to start now.

And I'm not gonna sit on the hump! Can you be polite, Bob?

And I'm not texting like Jocelyn

And I'm sorry you have to work on Christmas.

And I'm the one who has to make sure

And I'm trying out for field hockey

And I've always wanted to make you a silly costume

And I've been working on Tina's talking points.

And if he likes what he smells, he'll buy it off you

And if he says the wrong thing, they'll know he's not an Equesticle!

And if that means I need to move back into the house

And if you don't, you're gonna get the human feather duster.

And if you're not, I'd like to see you organize something

And in need of semi urgent dental care!

And initial here. Right. Okay.

And it does mean that.

And it gave you me. Namaste.

And it leaks a tiny bit, and they wouldn't shut up about it.

And it wants your costume back... after you wash it.

And it'll be fun.

And it'll frickin' sparkle!

And it's burning its way out! Okay.

And it's making me very curious about sex.

And it's not just because we're always drunk.

And it's really loud?

And jiggle all their stuff around.

And Jimmy Pesto stole it!

And Jodi over there?

And jump in bed and pretend nothing happened.

And just goes somewhere else?

And just to explain who's in charge,

And keep the engine running.

And keys!

And leave me out here, then I can't work with you.

And let BurgerBob win? No way. I showered and everything.

And let her know you got here safely.

And let him know we're coming home early.

And let our family meat you.

And let's be honest, Dad,

And Linda and Tina unroll the banner.

And live in the forest.

And live there forever.

And look at me. That is impressive.

And look how it thanks us.

And look what I put in.

And Louise's family kind of smells.

And made us play the board game she invented?

And makes Kringle crumble. Aah!

And maybe go a little easy on the cheese.

And maybe some toasted jalapeño points.

And me, yep.

And me. And Tina. Time to split up and search.

And meet her at the docks. Not like I'm worried

And met that girl from Earth with dark hair and glasses

And Minnie.

And mother sewed that on a pillow. That's nice.

And move on to Christmas.

And my cat's name is Popover.

And my colon was like, "Sure thing."

And my greatest treasure of them all...

And my head will fly away like a bird!

And my shoulders.

And my...

And next up, the Ta Ta's.

And no more talking. Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm!

And no one has even made it past the Cliffs of Huxtable!

And no one's around to hear it,

And not a dress but a vest?

And not enough friends.

And not let kids near it?!

And not the kind you give to decrepit old businesses,

And not the oatmeal ones!

And now everyone is mad at you.

And now for the master to become the mark..

And now look.

And now, for the winner

And now, here come your district quarterfinal champions,

And now, Melvin Laird Middle School presents

And now, with the help of my lovely assistant,

And off you go.

And one of my old nightshirts!

And order a bunch of Thai. What? No, Tina.

And our washer dryer.

And Patrick Duffy.

And plagues and fashion.

And play at the reunion.

And post

And potentially punished for this heinous crime.

And practice our Santa containment strategies.

And pretend it's a person holding onto me.

And pull on his beard! Aah!

And put it in a pony keg?

And put our vegetables under the couch.

And put pressure on the left side!

And read all of this.

And rolled in cat feces.

And Rudy! Is there.

And run a restaurant? Yeah, it is.

And run in different directions.

And Sandy is so great and likeable that... Dah.

And Santa's on his way to deliver presents.

And save them... just, uh, need to mentally get ready here.

And see where that nightclub will be.

And sent back to destroy you.

And shake it and shake it and shake it

And shake it and... Aw, stop shakin' it.

And shake the glass to open it up, or something.

And shake the glass to open it up, or something.

And she couldn't ask for a better role model.

And she doesn't want to get a filling.

And she handles like she's 18.

And she peed all over the place!

And she says "Yes."

And she says "Yes." No.

And she says "Yes." No.

And she's probably had enough, right?

And should be weaponized.

And shouldn't she be back by now?

And shoved me over there,

And show them how much I mean to them.

And shut off the lights.

And sick looking.

And since there's nothing wrong with the plane, let's go!

And some dislocateable shoulders.

And some songs no one likes.

And speaking of gross.

And steal the chocolate from the front of the train!

And stole their hearts

And strep thumb.

And take his goats!

And Teddy. Teddy's here, too, Bobby.

And telemarketers call around 3:00 every day.

And tell everybody what happened? Come on.

And tell me where he's gonna strike next.

And tell myself to enjoy it more.

And that air conditioner?

And that I said I agreed with him.

And that leaves Louise,

And that means no homework, unfortunately.

And that was the last straw.

And that worked out. All right,

And that would kill me.

And that's called a bridge.

And that's how you lock your sister to a wooden horse!

And that's how you win a wine off.

And that's my sister Gayle.

And that's the last you'll ever see of these teeth.

And that's the same actress playing both twins.

And that's where I had my first French hug.

And that's where Ma lives and Pa.

And the answer is yes.

And the background says

And the bored wife is putty in his big, strong hands.

And the canned food drive is going great.

And the costume's not even close to finished.

And the guy said we could have

And the Honorable Mention Award

And the hot water is brown.

And the mutant carnivores

And the river's also nature's grocery store.

And the smoothest bottom.

And the whole staff comes out to sing

And the worst thing is they took...

And their guest of honor? Guess who.

And then "Oh, Boy, You All Got So Fat."

And then do your girl walk.

And then eat my way out when I wake up.

And then he'll be like, "Oh, that's nice." Um...

And then here's yours.

And then I stopped, so I get it.

And then I want to name it and raise it like it's our own.

And then I'll hold onto something in the bathroom.

And then I'm gonna buy a car!

And then I'm gonna eat you.

And then I'm grounding everyone, including your mom and Gayle.

And then if it sounds good, I write it down.

And then my song? Yeah, yeah, yeah, if we have time.

And then our next gold was a gold record!

And then she found one on her way over here.

And then some.

And then the limbs come off.

And then there's Abby.

And then they all roll at once in a giant cartwheel. Oh, oh.

And then they say, "Okay!"

And then they took Beta!

And then unlock the front door for the rest of us.

And then wait in the car for you to give me a ride home.

And then we made juice by melting popsicles.

And then we retraced our steps.

And then we'll go right into "You Were All Wrong About Us"

And then we'll head over and see the Nose?

And then we'll send help for you!

And then we're gonna eat 'em up!

And then write some graffiti about you in the bathroom

And then you cut me off,

And then you get us out of here.

And there's a ton of rules they have,

And there's nothing around here for miles.

And they find their families and they're happy!

And they got brownie on their butt.

And they haven't ordered anything since.

And they reach me because I have his number now,

And they serve shrimp and breadsticks.

And they whip the crowd into a frenzy by spelling words.

And they yelled at me to leave.

And they're in the home stretch.

And they're probably laughing,

And they're wet... with pee?

And they've been in there for an hour!

And thisand that and thatand that!

And though I'm totally willing to go along with it,

And though I'm totally willing to go along with it,

And three, uh... always believe in yourself.

And throw up wherever I want! Aah!

And Tina is getting an autograph from a horse.

And Tina. At first

And Tina's going spelunking.

And Tina's... aah!

And tomatoes and onions that I chopped,

And tonight, we take off your fingerprints.

And touching their toes and asking if you're ready

And trust me, my my restaurant isn't flashy.

And turn off the oven! Okay.

And turn.

And underneath I planted

And watch me eat.

And water? And what about toiletries?

And we are airborne, people!

And we are friends.

And we assume you live a horribly depressing life.

And we better not be out of toast points!

And we come up the right river to the campsite.

And we get a restaurant on the beach, and we all get rich?

And we go on a lot of the same message boards.

And we grind our meat right here.

And we have to come downstairs

And we need our favorite Teddy to place the bet for us.

And we think you've got what it takes to join us.

And we were all jamming

And we'll spend the day looking at horses!

And we're all really terrific!

And we're friggin' lost. You might be lost,

And we're shoving them inside this thing.

And we're taking these. And this one.

And we've learned more useful stuff in two hours

And what do I do with 10,000 skee ball tickets?!