Central Park - Season 2 Edit

A backflip while jumping over four skysc****rs, four subway cars,

A bra? This looks like it could be you.

A bus, a pedicab, a swan boat and Bette Midler's limo.

A busker has no stories to tell, past, present or future."

A Central Park bench plaque,

A couple days of pain like my foot's got a bunch of pissed off fire ants biting it?

A few million dollars?

A four letter word he knew he could never forget.

A fundraiser might give Bitsy a chance to lower their net worths too,

A geome tree." Oh, wait. That just sounds the same.

A great idea? Of course it's a great idea.

A horse lady?

A ladybug, so beautiful.

A lance? "Joust" a minute.

A literary stalker is the ultimate compliment.

A little foreplay, put everyone in the mood.

A little late in the process to ask that question, isn't it?

A little less determined. There ya go.

A little too long, honey.

A long time ago,

A loving home with a happy family.

A mattress on the floor, art books for genius artists scattered about.

A network of the city's maids, butlers and chefs. The grunt grid.

A one way ticket to upstairs ville.

A party for me? For this?

A perfect football analogy. Gonna stop now before I strike out.

A plaque on a bench is a fancy New York way to sit on life's milestones.

A runner from another school tripped me. So I finished last.

A secret bug library? Why would someone need a

A sneaker mogul who's always one step ahead when it comes to footwear.

A stunt so dangerous it would drive an ordinary person to insanity,

A Super PAC that is anti literacy?

A Swiss watch, I think.

A time of growth and vitality. Drink in that nature.

A tow truck's never gonna come out in this.

A tree on Great Hill got pretty banged up by last night's storm,

A wake is when people gather to pay their respects and view the body.

About not letting the world go into the toilet.

About people getting free beauty stuff at the Walford Hotel.

About so many things. Trees, plants, trees.

About some of the stuff I was doing over here,

About something that happened when I was your age.

About the importance of nature and trees and conservation,

About work stuff. Important work stuff.

Absolutely. Just maybe fewer verses.

Actually, everyone inside the castle had a rough week.

Actually, he's sleeping like an adult person on a Saturday.

Actually, I I I do believe it. You can't do this, Bitsy.

Actually, I was talking to a professor in the science department,

Actually, it's not normal, it's special. In fact, you should feel proud.

Actually, that is exactly what I'm supposed to do.

Adding "move washing machine upstairs." Okay, it's already on there.

Affordable, but who told her this was a good plan? A donkey?

After Father does the right thing

After he closes out some "final bits of business."

After I read a couple more reviews and watch a few tutorials.

After that, we got a new maid, and everything went back to normal.

After this, we'll braid each other's hair

After touring for years, I made a metric butt ton of money,

After we moved, I realized I was never gonna crack

After word got out that I had successfully drawn the impossible drawing,

Age spot just came off. Mustard maybe?

Ah, best family night ever.

Ah, Connecticut. It's so beautiful here.

Ah, damn it!

Ah, dang it. More poo.

Ah, he's not good at everything. Math class. Go.

Ah, I think this is the p the push I need to finally do Pilates.

Ah, Labor Day barbecue.

Ah, memories.

Ah, my sweet jowl tightener.

Ah, nice place to play under here. Good acoustics.

Ah, no. Mom, no. We gotta move.

Ah, so you like my perfume, eh?

Ah, yes. I do remember that race.

Ah! A clean New York City bathroom and a flower that smells like death.

Ah! No, thanks. Can't explain it.

Ah! Oh, no. Don't say it.

Ah! Oh, no. My belt's inside out.

Ah! What's that? What did you just say?

Ah. Of course. That list. The only list that matters.

Ah. There's Donna from the Fennec Fox Foundation.

Ah. Well, you saved me. No big deal.

Aha, two pairs of fresh, young eyes.

Aha! Unmarked envelope.

Aha! Very shieldy.

Ahhh!

Aka rhythmic gymnastics, aka the swirly science?

AKA robots for your feet that tell you how to get in shape.

AKA when someone offers you something nice, you take it.

All because he refused to say the code,

All different kinds, except training.

All expenses paid. Grandpa won a contest.

All I had to do was figure out the password.

All I want are the city plans, and I'll let you go. I promise.

All of your assets will be owned by Tumbleweed Worldwide.

All of your poor people bean money.

All right, call me if you need me.

All right, Cole. Today's the day.

All right, Cole. You should probably get started on that laundry.

All right, here's me walking through my park, feeling good.

All right, history nerd. One time.

All right, let's spread out. I need more room.

All right, scroll down. Good. Keep scrolling.

All right. Come on, kids. Let's get meow ving.

All right. Good dancing. Now let's dance toward the express.

All right. I feel like it's going pretty good so far. What do you think?

All right. I'm clicking.

All right. It's time to show geometry who's boss.

All right. One little obstacle. That's fine.

All right. Thank you, Mrs. Lynch.

All right. Thankfully, I've got these two talented guys to help me out.

All right. The Tick Tick Bloom app says the clock is ticking.

All right. Uh, I'll give you one.

All that trouble just because of an empty booze bottle.

All the things we're gonna do off the list.

All the way here from Bedford Park only to be late.

All this time, I thought I was trying to spice things up by being unexpected.

All we have to do is make her

All you have to do is let me check out Bitsy's phone

Almost as much as she likes seeing you strut around in short shorts.

Almost as much as we love to host hip, cool conventions.

Almost up.

Already dialing.

Also never wear denim after 6:00 p.m.

Also she's good at tracking.

Also, aren't you kind of sick of fighting for this place?

Also, at one point, the robot voice said, "I'm telling your mommy on you,"

Also, don't be mad when I'm way better than you at guitar.

Also, don't trust cats.

Also, guess whose knuckles got sc****d again

Also, I couldn't help but overhear the entire conversation you were having,

Also, I don't think I have the face shape for a cowboy hat.

Also, I think they played Otis Redding music.

Also, I wouldn't go in the bathroom for a while.

Also, just to say again, we're so sorry for your loss.

Also, my condolences. Also, here's my card.

Also, no dropping in on an old friend.

Also, they're not doing much.

Also, we usually do an hour walk, and it's the most magical hour of my week.

Also, why do you smell like that? What did you eat?

Also, you have floss on your shirt.

Always loses the keys Elwood.

Always nice when someone remembers your birthday. [whispers] May 7th.

Am I having a nightmare? Wake up, Cole!

Am I talking a lot? I guess I am. Well, now I am because I'm still talking.

Ambrose and I used to ride them like ponies. Help me remember their names!

Ambrose offered me so much money. And I've got to look out for myself,

Ambrose, don't be difficult. It's for the memoir I'm writing.

An evil black goat?

And 24 hours to tackle this weird shaped age spot

And a day later, he got his third D in geometry.

And ability to run successful hotels.

And accepts the position as top park design person at Kingsley University,

And after I close out some final bits of business today,

And after this party, you're gonna love your little monthly thang.

And again about every 28 days after that.

And all of the adjectives. [chuckles]

And also a long time ago.

And also in her front and in her side. But I just can't.

And also, what is a wake?

And because Bitsy still wants to buy Central Park,

And by "comment," I mean a public, uh, comment.

And by squall, I mean a big old mess, because he forgot to do his homework.

And by Wild West, I mean the western side of Central Park,

And call everyone "chief." They love it.

And certainly not in conditions below 83 degrees.

And Cole.

And commodore of the model boat navy of America,

And computers exist.

And covered up his first devastating oil spill at eight.

And cozy. Creepy cozy.

And cramps are total bull crap.

And did they hurt to get? 'Cause I'm nervous about that.

And don't wear gloves this time!

And don't worry, it's on the way.

And dragged me this way before I could stop him.

And every year, Brendan hates it because it's horrible.

And everybody loved it.

And Father's legacy will be mine.

And find some other super cool way to take down the mayor in five years from now.

And find someone to get us back on the road. We need to get to the mayor!

And for some personal news,

And for the next five to seven days,

And free private school for the kids.

And from hanging around the hotel that day.

And getting three D's in a row

And getting to the place on time.

And good job, Dad. You didn't cry. Are you crying?

And guess who backs them. Come on, guess.

And guess who was wearing a training bra. Me.

And guess who's a great reporter who got permission from Josephine's daughter

And hang out in the office.

And have him tell that dorkus who runs the park to

And he puts every bit of himself into it.

And he said they have a rocket ship they don't need anymore.

And he, quote, "Will definitely come talk to the kids on Friday." End quote.

And he'll do it all while juggling three mini jack o' lanterns with one hand.

And he'll just think like, "She probably ate some old cheese."

And he's about to hatch into a beautiful butterfly.

And her coalition of other rich investors came crawling.

And her name could be Annie Hoo Dunnit.

And her tax refund day all in one little jar.

And hey, any idea where I might get my hands on an admiral's uniform? No reason.

And hiding them like that, taunting the police,

And his best friend, Enrique, is Pilgrim Cornybread.

And honestly, if you're doing this for me, to make up for the past, I I don't

And how does it work exactly?

And I What she said, I say too. We're married.

And I can't wait for you to inspire those kids. I just [stutters]

And I did the greatest acting job of all time.

And I do know something about regret and missed opportunity, and so will you.

And I don't know how snacks factor into that.

And I don't mean the boat, I mean the lovers separated by tragedy!

And I don't wanna leave New York. I love it here.

And I don't want my hat wearing me, you know?

And I feel like I failed you as your big sister.

And I forgot to tell you something.

And I found the next Hunter Gatherer manuscript, and I read it.

And I get to be involved!

And I had a hunch, but I needed to know. I just I I needed to know.

And I have a very important meeting with the bathroom. Meet you guys after.

And I held it together until the second time round on the big drop.

And I inherited the hotel because no one wanted it.

And I just had to know what that was.

And I kind of have the hands of an artist, so.

And I know it's probably inappropriate to say this,

And I mean never, have been done in the main living quarters.

And I might wanna take in a little of your park on my way out.

And I need it today. I know I should've told you yesterday,

And I need to take inventory.

And I need you to help me fix it.

And I never got a chance to go to the bathroom.

And I never really let it go.

And I pretended they were alive

And I then, therefore, wanted to ride a roller coaster called Euthanasia.

And I want us to win that cup to rub in his cocky Connecticut face.

And I was gonna build my passion project, a free bean restaurant for poor people.

And I won't be sort of neighbors with Shampagne anymore.

And I won't inspire them like Ward inspired me.

And I'll say, "Get away from my soup. It's made for me."

And I'm a little worried they're gonna beat me up.

And I'm casually walking this way.

And I'm gonna keep digging until I find something that puts you in jail.

And I'm in the middle of something big. Goodbye.

And I'm not gonna fart like usual.

And I'm not in the mood for that today.

And I'm respecting the heck outta these full timber beams.

And I'm so proud of him.

And I've sacrificed too much happiness to risk throwing away her trust in me now.

And if he could turn this indoor nerd into an outdoor nerd,

And if I leave, all of my customers leave with me.

And if we happen to find ourselves in an admittedly touristy swan boat

And if you get really desperate,

And in that moment, I would know true freedom.

And is about to take down the mayor. That's what's happening.

And it can only loosely be called that.

And it definitely isn't helping my narrating.

And it doesn't touch Owen and Paige and the kids.

And it felt so bad in my mouth.

And it got me thinking.

And it happened here in a place that casts a pretty big shadow over the park.

And it has our dogs' names in it. [chuckles]

And it leads to a big chain reaction that makes a blizzard happen here?

And it tastes like me doing laundry upstairs.

And it was a day Johnnie Lee Hunter would never forget.

And it was glorious.

And it's a good thing they did 'cause, uh... [clears throat] ...places!

And it's especially relevant today, since it's Mother's Day.

And just got smaller and smaller and ended up looking like little Yodas.

And just mourn, and then we'll head home?

And just to be clear, I'm not the bad guy, right?

And let it take over your whole life

And look into this Stackster thing.

And look! You were in your mustache phase.

And lower her net worth just enough to get you back on the list before the deadline.

And lower her own net worth was Gwendolyn's revenge.

And made you wear a very cool but potentially unnecessary costume.

And make everyone feel like they're gonna die.

And make everyone feel like they're gonna die.

And maybe Annie Hoo Dunnit's catch phrase is,

And maybe he can fix your weird boobs.

And maybe the fate of 200 second graders.

And maybe try to tire him out extra good,

And Molly was weird about making that corner the toilet.

And Mom's wisely put me in charge of the decorations

And more, shall we say, bean y?

And move in.

And moving to a different city to start a new life,

And my cool new hip. Ha ha. Hey, quick casual question.

And my family is throwing an actual party for it.

And my Grandma Coral saw that.

And my story is the good one.

And never backs down from a challenge might be able to track him down?

And never have to go into the basement again.

And non bad smelling police officers to this, now.

And not doing his homework.

And now he's back at school,

And now his reputation doesn't mean diddly squat,

And now I have to give this crazy lady one of my heirlooms.

And now I'm going to guide our little red striped wonder to victory.

And now I'm gonna recycle it.

And now she has to go to a party full of scary rich people.

And now she's gonna put itchy goo goo on your tumsy wumsy.

And now the whole breed is going to vanish.

And now we wait.

And oh, how I'll laugh on that day.

And one Righteousness card, which I can then play

And one that's... whoever you decide to be.

And Paige and Owen made sure Cole had a metric butt ton

And people packed the lecture hall to find out who had drawn it.

And plays it really well.

And probably even scarier if that's possible…

And sc**** your knuckles just because you need to do laundry.

And see if anyone's filed a report.

And send. Oh, no, this mouse. Ugh.

And she needs a little help getting around.

And she swallowed it. She swallowed a lot of it.

And she was so damn tall.

And she'll wonder why you're waltzing.

And she's gonna develop the crap out of it

And she's waiting for the comments to roll in.

And since he didn't tell Dadsworth he was down to his last pair of underwear,

And so as Bitsy inches closer and closer to buying the park,

And so he did. Johnnie Lee Tillerman spent the rest of his life

And so I'm telling you now, on a Sunday, a day that you don't usually work,

And some children throwing up.

And some eighth grade girls were talking and one was like,

And someday, when I'm a famous model boat sailor

And someone forgot to tell the editorial staff.

And still got an A.

And suffer through it.

And taking pictures of the out of order drinking fountain,

And tell them about our plans.

And that agreement is with myself that I shouldn't go to jail.

And that everything would be okay.

And that I'm bad at my job, and the kids will think the park is boring,

And that inspired me last night.

And that sounds like something the witch might say

And that you'll text him later.

And that you're all bad people for not believing me.

And that, my friends, is wordplay. Cue special opening.

And that. That's very

And that's exactly what the Shadow did too.

And that's great. Even if you were avoiding it,

And that's how you realized that changing your name to Johnnie Lee Tillerman

And that's not great for my long term plan of getting all her money.

And that's who I'll be...

And that's why they named the show Frasier.

And that's why today, we're stepping it up.

And the crown molding.

And the dullness of her eyes, but she is.

And the life we have here and the story I want to write.

And the million things I gotta take care of at work

And the name of that runner was Bitsy Brandenham.

And the Nobel Prize for Best Field Trip goes to Owen "Sweet Cheeks" Tillerman.

And the penises?

And the ride operator let us go twice

And the winner gets a snack. Can I get you some crudité?

And the witch wins if she can achieve her darker purpose."

And the world's best Mother's Day continues.

And their specialty, the Dumpling Inferno,

And then I had to double Dutch like nobody's business.

And then I kept it for a few hours, I guess.

And then I looked at everyone else's super cool bras.

And then I realized there was a key in it, so I brought it here.

And then I said, "Is it really insider trading

And then I'm gonna grab that envelope from you.

And then it's like there's no other stuff in it, your life.

And then my father died, and my mother died,

And then she walked in.

And then someone swallowed my throw up.

And then tap on the bowl with the can.

And then there was the drunk possum.

And then this girl Hazel knows from basketball, Shauna, shows up.

And then try to talk to you as if you know how to talk to humans trick, huh?

And then we can present our perfect future [clears throat]

And then we jump out the window, and we're safe.

And then we'll never have to find out who in our family is a filthy, filthy liar.

And then, as I'm chaining my bike, I see Simon across the street.

And then, one of those arms knocked over the water barrel,

And then, the unthinkable.

And there wasn't any paper in the typewriter or in the desk.

And there's another surprise coming her way.

And there's Marriott J. Courtyard. Bunch of rich, greedy twerps.

And there's other stuff they're throwing at us.

And they did it right in front of us.

And they froze out the Park League. They're all over you.

And they need money for their new breeding program.

And they published the first thing I turned in.

And this great employee was just agreeing with me

And this is challenging to say,

And this one has flowers on it, but are they the right flowers?

And thought, "This place is immaculate. It's consistent. It's predictable.

And throwing her a period party is like

And to make it more dramatic,

And to make matters worse, before newspapers,

And traditions of the house.

And using other toys.

And we could have donated both our fortunes to the poor

And we decided we could make things work long distance after we move.

And we got a dangler. I think we need to lop it off.

And we kiss in the middle.

And we know you. You okay?

And we really wanna poke him a lot.

And we were so excited we could finally move from an apartment into a house.

And we'll laugh about this someday. Like… [chuckles]

And we're here because this spot is very important to our family.

And we're holding the bags really well.

And we're moving, and we're brainstorming.

And what better way to start a New York story than in New Jersey?

And what is that like? Awful?

And what's the deal with these centerpieces?

And when I didn't find anything I thought maybe it's a sign.

And when I do, that park will be up to its butt in Sephoras and Quiznos.

And when one of us gets our first period, we all get our first period.

And when you and your fiancée move into

And where is she running? I don't know! I don't know!

And who doesn't like fruit punch and jelly doughnuts and red balloons?

And who's this little creature? Nice to meet you.

And with my check,

And would love to not have to lug their laundry

And yes, at that next game, while talking to that cheerleader,

And yes, we can do better at preserving what it used to be,

And you can come out of all this looking like an innocent victim. Be smart. [burps]

And you carry it with you for the rest of your life.

And you inspired me.

And you just have to take it.

And you know what that means? Things can get a little dark.

And you know what that phone call you just made means?

And you made dinner. No big deal. Wait, what is that?

And you seem pretty put together.

And you should both feel better in a couple of days.

And you think we haven't done anything to honor or preserve that history.

And you were geometry ing all along?

And you wouldn't even have a butt to moon with. Whoa.

And you'll notice I keep saying the word "shadow"

And you'll only know if you keep looking. Look at me. You are enough.

And you're gonna miss out on the greatest opportunity in the history of real estate,

And you're not really hugging back. Is this too tight?

And you're okay with this too?

And you're welcome for me coming to save your life.

And you've been practicing that big dance number for weeks,

And your children, Molly and Cole.

And, Bitsy, I'm still waiting for my French dip to arrive,

And, hey, maybe somebody will stalk me here.

And, of course, everybody noticed her with her jewels.

And, Owen, I need you to stall the mayor so he doesn't find whatever "it" is first.

And, Paige, maybe you can take a break from all the snooping

And, uh, see your death poop flower, of course.

And, um, have housekeeping fold a towel into a Swiss watch

And, you know, breakfast.

Angles. I used angles!

Annual 50 Women Over 50 Worth Over 50 Million list.

Another test? Tomorrow?

Anton, make a fart sound. My lips won't flap.

Any chance you would want to be my skipper?

Any changes we wanna make to the castle in person.

Any choices we could revisit?

Any kind of hunt. Helen Hunt.

Any little thing could be the difference.

Anyone? Help.

Anyway, Bitsy is being a total whine oceros.

Anyway, he invented Roboots.

Anyway, I wanna tell you a different story today.

Anyway, I was hanging out with Hazel, and we were having a really good time.

Anyway, I'm glad he's getting some rest.

Anyway, I'm in a cabin. Don't know the address. I see trees.

Anyway, I've been thinking.

Anyway, if you're maybe dating, you've gotta really bring it.

Anyway, it was glorious.

Anyway, it was the best fork I ever owned. Hands down.

Anyway, Owen isn't even remotely considering taking the job

Anyway, shush.

Anyway, Simon and I ended up going for a bike ride here in the park.

Anyway, they want Owen to be the Olmsted and Vaux

Anyway, um, what's her face… Uh, Paige!

Anyway, yeah, he's extremely distraught.

Apparently Bitsy isn't the only person Mayor Whitebottom accepted bribes from.

Apparently, they "gift" a ton of free stuff to the rich and famous

Après vous.

Aquí, like in Spanish?

Are all three of you making a formal accusation against me?

Are jumping jacks still a thing? What are you looking at?

Are the bees gonna get angry in the bucket?

Are there even other lists?

Are they even moving?

Are they little overflowing toilets?

Are too narrow to carry a laundry basket up.

Are we possibly the best family ever, having the best night ever?

Are you an associate professor of crap hole towns?

Are you crying?

Are you guys gonna be okay with this? Maybe you're too young.

Are you here because you wanna put your dishwasher

Are you insurance dicks allowed to drink on the job?

Are you kidding me? "Indoor kite flying routine."

Are you playing that game where you say words editors hate?

Are you really willing to give up your hotel to Ambrose for it?

Are you scared? You should be. I mean, I'm not.

Are you serious? I love kangaroos.

Are you serious? We don't get to do fighting?

Are you seriously proposing that this thief is, in some way,

Are you sucking 'em up too fast? Sounds too fast.

Are you sure we can't throw in a volleyball with a face drawn on it?

Are you talking about her hair or her makeup?

Are you up to your ass in summer scarves?

Aren't you thoughtful? [chuckles]

Arm through the armholes, you know how it is.

As far as I can tell, he's completely off the grid, which I totally get.

As I may have mentioned in my opening remarks,

As I understand it, the net works for dogs and humans, so that's good.

As if people still go there. What is this, 1995? [chuckles]

As in the "it" your mother would use against the mayor?

As long as it's not just someone typing. Oh, boy.

As much as they just wanted to jam.

As sympathetic as I am for a dog

As the running back ran down the field, the sidelines erupted,

As we butterfly experts like to say, pretty fly.

As we head towards the extinction of life on the planet.

As you all know, I can make jokes.

At first, we didn't know there was a card with the Shadow,

At least I have the infrastructure plans, so it doesn't really matter where I am.

At least not for a couple years.

At least there's a tiny upside.

At the Hotel Owners Association meeting

At the worst hotel in the world.

Aw, come on. But he's only seen four squirrels.

Aw, I love it. This is so much better than buying some dumb thing at a store.

Aw, look at that bunny rabbit in the road.

Aw, look at them. Those beautiful Cast Away freaks.

Aw, sweetie. I'm sorry. This is all my fault.

Aw, that sounds like mom.

Aw, the Mushroom Man?

Aw. Molly's second birthday.

Babe, I need you. I need your park brain.

Babe, they're talking about selling the park,

Babies are terrible at sleeping, but you wanna eat their little faces!

Back off! Those plans are mine.

Bash and Jaunty are also on the 50 women over 50 over 50 million list.

Be back in a few hours.

Be happy. You did it, Paige. Your article forced the mayor to resign.

Be the guy who mooned the school for 20 seconds

Because Bitsy actually got kicked off the invite list.

Because Celeste started a sing along on the bus.

Because Doug killed someone in the office?

Because he had the trademark Hunter noodle arms.

Because he likes honey because he likes bees.

Because I did. Why am I talking to you?

Because I didn't feel like cleaning out the tank.

Because I had to get out of bed early on a Saturday?

Because I have something extremely urgent and important to discuss with you.

Because I was pretty sure you were empty inside

Because I'm alone in a dark attic, avoiding the world?

Because if you don't hire back the service bartenders, I'll quit.

Because it keeps people from asking questions.

Because it's also the name of a very mysterious, very notorious,

Because it's caused by eating rich foods and drinking too much alcohol.

Because it's his chance to inspire a new generation of little nature lovers.

Because it's not in line with the history

Because of a light dusting of snow. What a wimp.

Because of the snow, which is cold.

Because she does a lot of business with my company.

Because she's about to get invited

Because the museum.

Because then me pooping on the water slide isn't such a big deal.

Because they're from the park, and Bitsy told the mayor.

Because this relationship's starting to feel a little one sided.

Because today is the day that Cole, sweet, confident, innocent Cole,

Because we both agree you would never wanna move across the country.

Because we'd like to shake 'em.

Because we're making its history. We're transforming it from a house

Because why would he, right?

Because you have a hotel in Brooklyn,

Because you know one, and she's available and likes seeing you succeed

Because you seem so stressed these days.

Because you'll be on the front line

Because you'll be out of office."

Because you're always saying how cold your butt gets.

Because your dad said you weren't feeling well.

Because your kite is your cape, and you're fighting a space bull.

Because your son will steal it and eat it on a dead woman's couch.

Bees are down? I can't see 'em.

Before I knew I was pregnant with Molly, this is where I threw up.

Before she takes her day off.

Before then, I used to put gum in the room service plate covers

Before they completely freeze?

Before they take my picture for the magazine. Chin!

Before we move, there's something we have to do.

Before you forgave me.

Before you leave, take my drink list

Behind the document was an AOL login screen.

Being forced to write on an old computer with a dusty old mouse.

Being on the 50 over 50 over 50 list projects power, money, respect.

Being so obsessed with this being in the will crap.

Believe me, it's all workable.

Besides, Shampagne needs to be walked so he does his business, and also,

Best family ever!

Best friend? [chuckles]

Best joke ever! Best joke ever!

Best life ever!

Big day tomorrow, it being your first live TV performance.

Bigger than any of us.

Birdie, you found the snowplow key. Thank you!

Bitsy and I are doing a redo of a footrace from our past.

Bitsy Brandenham and I have this whole plan

Bitsy Brandenham, Owen Tillerman's coming to get you, whether you like it or not.

Bitsy hates charity almost as much as she hates people named Charity.

Bitsy insisted on driving through the park to yell at trees.

Bitsy totally came up with a bajillion dollars.

Bitsy went bonkers when the gifting suite ran out of lash extensions

Bitsy, have you gotten smaller? They say that happens before you die.

Bitsy, I can just hail us a taxi.

Bitsy, I want to invest in your park project.

Bitsy, thank God you're okay.

Bitsy, you didn't have to do that.

Bitsy, you're still alive?

Bitsy!

Bitsy. What are you doing here?

Bitsy's gonna buy that park with or without you,

Bitsy's rival hotelier Dory Sterling

Blah, blah, blah. [raspberry]

Blister. Blister. Callus.

Bon voyage, geometry.

Boob, boob, boob, boob, boob with huge boobs.

Boring stuff. Adult stuff. Gotta go.

Boy, are you out of shape. Embarrassing.

Brendan doesn't even like tequila. He's a scotch man.

Brendan was coming to hang out,

Brendan, what do you think about Rigby Barnes Preparatory Academy?

Brendan? You okay in there? You've been in there a while.

Broke a vase in the foyer and he blamed the maid.

Bucket, bucket. I'm looking for a, uh, bucket.

Bugs, bugs, a lot of framed bugs.

Bup, bup, bup. I wanna talk about my future life as Johnnie Lee.

Bury it. Bury it now.

But a little effort and I'll be smooth… sailing?

But a piece of cloth you put around your neck for some reason?

But also maybe it does.

But as long as the drinks are stiff, no one will notice.

But at least there are no curveballs coming downstream.

But be careful around Bitsy.

But because he was wearing his laundry day undies

But before we do anything too drastic, here's what you're gonna do.

But being like Johnnie Lee will.

But can I still open the show with my "All the Trees in the Park Say Yeah" song?

But changing your name won't magically solve all your problems, Cole.

But Dad, I think, is gonna be really excited

But do they have squirrels? I don't think so.

But do we really wanna move?

But even a tiny, little million dollars would buy them some time,

But fine, let's go say hi.

But first, Bitsy.

But first, I do some trademark Johnnie Lee Tillerman dance moves

But flan actually makes you walk faster.

But for now, it's just for me. Baby steps.

But halfway through the race I realized that for the first time ever,

But having two people give a little feedback would be super helpful.

But he can't because gravity's pulling him out of his pants.

But he did this crazy spin move and was gone. Pretty impressive.

But his true love's owner is turning this into a real Titanic situation.

But how to give it to Helen without making Bitsy suspicious?

But how's he gonna wash his clothes?

But I can see that I Wait a minute. Why am I saying this?

But I didn't come here to mop.

But I do. Mostly because we have to.

But I don't wanna go back to the buffet.

But I feel like we can all agree that I can still go to the concert, right?

But I got on and sat right next to her.

But I guess Shampagne got a whiff of something

But I guess you do appreciate that castle in your own way.

But I guess you made a pretty solid point

But I guess you're not sick. You just got your

But I have an idea for how to make this fun.

But I just have to build first for an indefinite amount of time.

But I looked way hotter than that old lady doing it.

But I realized a squirrel just nibbled my toe while I was napping.

But I should have seen it as the proposer.

But I think he's the most adorable little stuntman I've ever seen.

But I think I decided to wear the costume. I like it.

But I think I was just wanting that for you

But I think I'm gonna go get some fresh air.

But I think moms actually really love homemade stuff.

But I was wondering if I could go to a concert tomorrow night

But I was working through a lot of complex bra related emotions.

But I will say, for a minute,

But I'm glad you're here because I need that trophy and my cousin's approval.

But I'm not gonna do that, because it's a pointless waste of time.

But I'm not saying anything about it because I'm a cool guy.

But I'm pretty sure we have the bra you're looking for.

But if he does, don't make him feel bad about it.

But if I can get in the same room, I can change his mind.

But if I was, I would say that you and your deviled butt are disgusting.

But if I was, I'd say I just had a deviled egg fart in this corner,

But if they show up with so much as an expired apple juice,

But if you take one good look at that photo album,

But if you think of anything, please let me know.

But instead of uncovering Bitsy's diabolical plan, I'm writing a dumb story

But instead, you do.

But it does cause intense foot pain for several days.

But it looks 39.

But it sounds like your boss is even more sad and pathetic.

But it turned out I was severely allergic to jellyfish stings.

But it was an accident. W What did he do?

But it was job talk, job talk, so this is what I wanted to say.

But it was so exciting to watch the detectives work.

But it's actually a terrible day

But it's fine, because I'm gonna nail my weekend homework

But it's kind of mostly your fault.

But it's not It's not a big deal at all. Like at all.

But it's not too late. Starting now,

But it's the hotel's responsibility to reset the default bypass,

But let's start with what you said.

But maybe what you really needed was to get exactly what you expected.

But maybe you're right. I gave you the wrong prescription.

But maybe, please don't do it?

But my bottom literally fell out.

But my tassels are turning, because I have a better idea.

But no one does 'cause it's the most in the world.

But no one ever noticed.

But no one suspected me because I was small, and I was a girl.

But not to Johnnie Lee Tillerman.

But nothing personal, political, spiritual or illegal.

But now it's time for some truth. Your hotels suck.

But now our life is more beautiful than I ever could have imagined.

But of course you're here because you love me so much.

But once Swiss billionaire Ernst Von Gunten was on board,

But one day just up and quit for some mysterious reason.

But only if you put a hair in the crab dip.

But our ad department sold this week as a double edition to help boost sales,

But Owen handled all of that 'cause he's the best.

But Paige is four plaque similes in, and she couldn't be happier.

But please do me one tiny favor? Fix that transom and the sconces.

But school is also about working on things you're not good at.

But seriously, folks, I'm actually glad you're all gathered in one place.

But she's so mean to you.

But since Fista Puffs sketches are pretty much her diary,

But since he's upside down, he starts sliding out of his pants.

But still, it was like I made her family move with my vomit.

But that doesn't mean we can't help Taylor

But that doesn't mean you need to print any old swill that falls out of the mouth

But that seems like a period party all right.

But that was before Molly got her other visitor.

But that was on a list of 20 other things.

But that's because he carefully hid it in the room.

But that's not even the longest time I've spent trapped in a revolving door.

But that's not what Brendan and I are gonna do.

But the last few years have been a little rough.

But the neighborhood committee won't allow it.

But then I had a crew cut and I liked that too.

But then suddenly, who showed up, but the army.