Bob's Burgers (2011) - Season 10 Edit

A bagel? Is it a bagel? No, it's a hat.

A big dumb path in a big dumb circle and you're not

A float could float my boat.

A gift she's really gonna love.

A hot, young, leather couch.

A little apocalypse practice, huh?

A lot because people think I'm taken?

A superpower.

A whole tangerine in my belly. Mm, mm...

About being married and having kids?

Actually I'm not sure you got any spots.

After you begged me to settle for you.

Ah, dreams. But wait, you got to leave now?

Ah, I don't know. I can't really see through this thing.

Ah, I'm a big fan of Linda's, Bob,

Aha! If they were worthless, you wouldn't care if I squished one.

All right, buddy. I'll go let the gals know.

All right, can I borrow a pen?

All right, let's go. Wait a minute.

An all female group of scuba and cannabis enthusiasts

And a marijuana bus and a man in his underwear

And and we're poor and gross.

And and you... you you are just

And breathe. And breathe.

And even though those dumb jerks tried to steal all our mushrooms

And fend for ourselves.

And found it three days later, and there was even some left.

And get some work done.

And go sell them for drugs or whatever

And I I think this is over. I I'm calling it.

And I I've never been this angry.

And I know that you can do this because you can do anything.

And I, uh...

And I'm done.

And I've got a bunch of snorkel masks and underwater flashlights

And if not... Gene's married to Dad.

And in the struggle we stab Dad.

And it's not like it's Christmas tomorrow,

And moist valleys and gullies?

And no one was there, so I read Tina's diary and here I am

And none of you are allowed to talk to me,

And not just because my thighs are perfect.

And put it on for some reason

And she can't do her eye drops herself.

And sometimes that break lasts...

And tell me if you can see super clear?

And that I want.

And the feathers on that bird.

And then goes into dressing rooms?

And then they lost it, here, today.

And then you dropped your keys and I picked 'em up.

And then you go northeast along the ridge line there.

And then you're gonna hit a fork,

And then, uh, and then we got more lost.

And there are so many of them!

And there's so much going on in the nostrils. Wow.

And these bozos came along, so I had to cut them in.

And they all got smushed,

And they're not gonna turn it in.

And those guys said to go northeast.

And those... butts.

And we can get some wine to calm you down.

And we should put it back and forget we ever saw it?

And we'll get the ring off tonight.

And we'll have that ring for sure.

And we're going to find it there now.

And were supposed to go to some spy,

And with this sample, I will have reassembled

And you deserve to have a good one, one time in your life.

And you had fun doing it.

And you just keep your eyes open, okay?

And you'll want to be a round...

And you're not allowed to come to my funeral.

And your kids aren't so bad either.

And, and I just got my arm stuck in a drain,

And, uh, and call me before you leave. The kids are asleep.

Another anniversary got messed up,

Another marriage saved by ol' Nat King Cole.

Are the kids still helping Tina with her diarrhea?

Are you doing, like, a Benjamin Button marriage?

Are you home? I mean, I I I don't see you.

Are you kidding me?

Aren't we all gonna get pink eye? Never mind.

As I live and breathe.

As you know,

Aw, man, I thought we got charcoal Grey.

Aw, my Bobby baby.

Aw, well, come on. We got to go.

Aw, what the heck?

Aw.

Aw. Yeah.

Because I believe in you! But take your time, no rush.

Because they didn't all get smooshed. L Look!

Because...

Bob, wake up. I need you to hold Gayle's arms down

BOB: Almost there.

BOB: Gene, there's the car!

BOB: No, it's... not?

BOB: So then, this way

BOB: Well, let's just hop this little obstacle.

Bob?

Bob.

Bob.

Bob. Bob.

Bob's lucky. All night long, you must smell like fries.

But at least, like, fighting local crime or something.

But come find me if you get ice cream or hot dogs.

But I don't have any makeup on. What if there are hot guys here?

But I feel like I should be doing more with it.

But I got your message saying to call you

But I I'm home.

But I thought that was just a rumor.

But I'll come over tonight. All right?

But isn't there a thing where you can get really sick

But isn't this just like someone who's invisible

But just a little, and Mom is so glad he's alive

But my fingers?

But my wife, she deserves something nice, for once.

But now I finally got her something she can actually wear.

But once this settles into a tan, I'm gonna look

But the good news is we know where we lost it

But then you'd have all our mushroo... Oh.

But they got sent to you accidentally.

But they might also grow in the Melville Reserve.

But we haven't checked Paradise Grove in a while,

But we messed those directions up so badly

But we might need your eyes for that job, too.

But what if they're the kind of hot guys

But with my fuzzy eyes, I can barely see them, so,

But with these new glasses? It's a whole new world.

But you found a whole pot of fool's gold.

But you never kno... Oh, my gosh.

But, yes. I It's gonna be perfect.

But... You're on their team now? What happened?

Bye, bye, bye. Stay out of my room.

Call me Draco Malfoy 'cause I am Slytherin!

Can I really see Tighty whities right now?

Carol, still mad at you. Denise, also 'sup?

Check out our foraging basket.

Christmas.

Come on, come on, be there.

Come on, come on, come on. Out, out, out, out, out.

Come on, everyone. Josie, fire up the slides!

Come on, I'll tickle you. There she goes!

Come on, ol' girl. Hyah!

Copy that. I'll pretend to go to bed, too.

Could it really be possible?

Course you should. Shut up.

D Don't actually fall asleep.

Dad, have you always had that much ear hair?

Dad, I know it looks bad,

Dad, no. We can still find it.

Dad's gonna propose. Mom's gonna be so surprised.

Definitely not any Woolly Neptunes.

Did I say all?

Did you not put crackers in one sock and cheese in the other?

Do we go crazy then lazy, or lazy then crazy?

Do we need to get out of the car or is this a drive through situation?

Do you guys want to explain this?

Do you know where we might find any Woolly Neptunes?

Do you need me and Gene to come help you

Do you want us to go live somewhere else?

Does it say charsh? That's weird, that's not even a word.

Don't forget her laugh lines.

Don't take it too hard, Louise. You'll find your thing.

Don't tell me. Don't tell me.

Don't you think? Aw, who am I kidding?

Drive anyone interesting lately?

Duh. Of course you can.

Eh, I don't know if I will, act...

Enjoy it, sister.

Especially those guys.

Everything's great. Love you. Bye!

Exactly. I feel totally the same way.

Explain that.

Finding fresh produce for the restaurant.

For presents in your parents' room, huh?

For the rest of my life.

Found a ring, put it on, got it stuck,

From letting her cat sleep on her face

From when I lived in a lake for a while.

Gayle won't let me do her eye drops,

Gayle, I didn't bring the eye drops into the store,

Gene, this is our chance to go out there

Gene, we're gonna run to the car.

GENE: Got a little melty in my sock.

GENE: I'm going under!

GENE: Which way do we go, Pops?

Gene. So all these nice people came out here

Get back under the water, sea otters.

Get off me, you're wasting the drops.

Give us those mushrooms, or I'll... we'll...

Go help Tina with the diarrhea. I'll get dessert.

Go northeast along the ridge line.

Gonna find anything and then you're gonna go home.

Good luck! You're gonna need it.

Good point,

Got to get my rich, deep developed summer tan

Grate, nook, and cranny in case Gene lost it

Guys, I hate to say it, but we might have to ask

Hang on, Mr. B.

Harder! Pull harder.

Have worked so hard to help me, and I really appreciate it, but

He just looked over his shoulder!

He'd do that thing where he jumps up and kicks you all

He's saying, "Hey, burrito doctor,

Hello?

Hello? Hello? Oh, he hung up.

Help! Murder!

Here in the middle of the night?

Here we go. Pull!

Hey, are we still going the way those guys told us to?

Hey, Dad, I just want...

Hey, Dad? Are those...

Hey, gals. Tracey, looking good. Simone, 'sup?

Hey, guys!

Hey, guys? The thing is there are a lot of lookalike mushrooms

Hey, just because we enjoy the outdoors

Hey, Mom, will you try these on

Hey, Tina, Louise. Boy Louise.

Hey, you got the printer to work.

Hey, you see that couple across the street?

Hey! We're in a ring right now! Ha!

Hmm, that's not what I got, but, wait, you can see their lips?

Hmm, they must be talking in code.

Hmm. Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

Hmm. You're just looking at butts, huh?

Hold on. Aren't they already married?

Honey, you do have super powers.

How do you know it's northeast?

How have you been, Nat?

How'd you even find this place, anyway?

How's it go? ♪ Fuzzy like a g****. ♪

Huh? That's fair.

Huh.

Huh. I wonder what this is for.

Huh. Really?

Huh. So I can't see better than everyone else?

Huh. So these are totally worthless then?

Hurry, Teddy. This is important business.

I actually feel really good about myself for once.

I already checked the lost and found and Gary's drawer,

I am not seeing a lot of mushrooms so far.

I believe it's, "You rang?"

I bet it's a small energy efficient car for moi.

I bet we'd last three days... with you around.

I can just see better than me from before?

I can see all those little lines on your face.

I can see clearly now. Hey, look, the rain is gone.

I can't believe Bob missed that.

I can't French braid or whistle.

I could've sworn you guys went on that trail

I didn't need one then, and I don't need one now.

I don't I don't want to be that guy.

I don't know, do you think that maybe they could

I don't... I'll be back with a burnt mouth in 12 minutes.

I feel kind of warm.

I got it! Oh, no.

I got nothing, and I'm cold.

I got pink eye on my foot once.

I guess fingers are the wieners of the hand.

I guess I could bring my BlackBerry

I have good luck finding things.

I have this super ability to see,

I heard they grow around here sometimes,

I held onto one. Well, half of one

I hope you won't get Josie in trouble.

I I bought my wife an engagement ring for our anniversary...

I I had one once, years ago. It's perfect.

I I started working on a song for you.

I I think it says "charsh."

I I've got it all wrapped up and hidden away

I it's my fault, sir.

I just gave her a a high five.

I just wanted to forage with my son.

I knew swimming made my wiener get weird and small,

I know I've said this the last 14 times, but I think

I know one of the ticket sellers.

I know. I It's a... it's a long story.

I know. I think it may have grafted to my skin.

I lost a candy bar at Lollapalooza

I love it. I love the way that sounds.

I mean, I love that, but maybe for some other time.

I mean, in a way.

I mean, it's not even close to my birthday,

I mean, look at me, but sure.

I mean, she's great.

I mean, so responsible.

I mean, the toner's low. It's always low.

I mean, they sound... they don't sound so bad.

I mean, what? No!

I meant to, but we run a small restaurant,

I might just not have the eyes for it.

I miss everything about it, but I got to get up tomorrow morning

I never should have put it on. I'm sorry, Dad.

I promised the kids I'd take them to the water park today,

I really thought I had super powers.

I see a spot you missed. Many spots.

I see all the creases. There's so much topography.

I should probably stop naming each one.

I still want that mushroom, though.

I think so. Wait, no. They're brother and sister?

I think they're tangerines!

I thought we were just trying to impress the mushroom guy.

I used to belong to before I got sober.

I want to get a prime spot in the adults only tanning area.

I was born a baby. And then, over time, I became more ready.

I was born ready. I mean, not really.

I was never able to buy her a real engagement ring.

I was so excited earlier.

I was wondering how I was gonna get 'em.

I wonder if I can see out of these bad boys.

I... (coughs) Oh, that's...

I... I have something special for you.

I'd come down to $29 an ounce.

I'd probably get eaten immediately,

I'd say very possible.

I'll be the boy that crawled on his belly

I'll help. Go. Go.

I'll just underwhelm Linda this year like I do every year.

I'm coming out.

I'm coming with you.

I'm Daddy's little piggy.

I'm Eddie Wetty, young man, owner of Wetty, Set, Go.

I'm finally gonna give her an engagement ring.

I'm going lazy river. There's nothing better

I'm gonna do a quick loop and check for Speedos,

I'm gonna go under. I'll meet you on the other side.

I'm gonna stay in the lazy river until my bones dissolve.

I'm I'm sorry, you're pretty far away. I can't hear you.

I'm just gonna go outside real quick and pizza ball.

I'm just gonna take a little rest.

I'm not gonna go do that because I don't even like those.

I'm okay.

I've always wanted to make a burger of the day out of it.

I've maybe never changed the toner, I just shook it again.

If you eat the wrong mushroom?

In that log.

In the whole restaurant by yourself today,

In, like, the world your first time out.

Internet research upstairs?

Into the half pipe at a skate park.

Is it Cheese of the Month? No, no, wait, wait, wait.

Is it just me, or am I getting hit on

Isn't tomorrow your anniversary?

It didn't print, like, well.

It doesn't sound like something we'd do.

It even has a diamond on it.

It is not, Gene.

It says "fried pizza balls." Ech.

It was nice spending the day with you, pal, and...

It was so detailed and up to date.

It was very small.

It's a lot of responsibility.

It's a Woolly Neptune, Gene!

It's been wiggling around a lot while you talk.

It's called Wetty, Set, Go, not Wetty, Set, Wait Around.

It's just... These glasses only work for me.

It's like fondue. Wipe, wipe, wipe.

It's like someone put a tiny belt on a sausage.

It's nice to see you so clearly, Mom.

It's not an honesty park, it's a water park.

It's probably a refill on your puberty.

It's the closest a man can get to being back in the womb.

It's totally sticking out from the log.

Janet, love the new wetsuit.

JASON: To be safe and all. Just just keep making sounds.

Jimmy Pesto's menu board?

Joking. It's maybe impossible.

Josie, you want to explain why there are a bunch of kids

Just a tiny little drop.

Just talking about how great you are.

Just want to close my eyes.

Kids, I got to go do Aunt Gayle's eye drops for her

Leslie, I still have your Tupperware. Sorry about that.

Let 'em really see you, that beautiful face.

Let me get it. Let me get it. Let me get it.

Let me try yours, Linda. I'm Linda.

Let's go, let's get wet.

Let's just trade before we say something we regret, okay?

Like a leather couch. But a young one.

Like people do in the movies when they're sad.

Like, a solid 20 minutes' worth.

Like, clearly?

Like, grease or fat or whatever.

Lin, remember that Woolly Neptune mushroom

Linda, have you been lying to me

Linda, hi, hi, hi.

Linda, pen! I need a pen. Give me a pen now!

LINDA: ♪ There she is, Super Tina ♪

LINDA: Ooh, Tina.

Listen, we're already here and it's already stuck,

Listen, yesterday, I would have agreed with you.

Look at the leaves on that tree.

Look at us navigating.

Look out, Farmer. Here comes Big City.

Look, I know it's a lot to ask for you

Look, if you give up now,

Look, it's probably not worth your time,

Look, the important thing is you cleaned everything

Look, we printed out a whole bunch

Looking for, um, log mushrooms.

Man, there is nothing like walking the mossy aisles

Maybe I should just check in the super secret hiding place.

Maybe it's one really delicious g****?

Maybe someday.

Maybe they can let us in to look for the ring.

Maybe you can fight crime.

Me, too. We earned it.

Meet me back here at closing time.

MITCHELL: Hey! You guys find something?

MITCHELL: Yeah, we're gonna, uh, check them out anyway.

Mm hmm. Teddy, we need you to take notes.

Mm, looks pretty clean to me.

Mm, they're actually really bad, but thank you.

Mm... Wipe, wipe, wipe.

Mom, can we have the sunblock?

Murder!

Mwah!

My guys get these in Ohio,

My kids unwrapped the gift box it was in

My little piranhas in pajamas.

My my arm is stuck! Oh, my God.

Nat, it's Louise.

Nerd alert.

Nerd alert.

Never!

New glasses can be, I guess.

Nice basket. Forget your picnic?

Nice job, Dad! I also got a few.

No, Dad, don't go underwater. You live on land.

No, don't you get it? I think they're somehow combining

No, Gene, it takes an hour just to get there.

No, I put no food in my socks.

No, I won't!

No, I'm still at Gayle's,

No, Josie,

No, Louise, I'm just gonna go underwater now,

No, no, no, no. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me.

No, no, no. We're good. Thank you for the help.

No, no. When I proposed, I didn't have a ring.

No, stop! People are entitled to privacy.

No, thanks.

No, uh, Lin,

No, wait, Nat, you you and your friends

No, where are my car keys?

No, you cook burgers, fries.

No, you'd be okay.

No.

No. It says "fried pizza balls."

No. No, no. No, no. I'm still mad.

No. Okay, so if the sun sets in the west,

No. What about when I want to waggle my fingers

No. You want your keys or what?

Not just any mushroom, Gene.

Not only did I remember, I actually got her

Not sneak... My friend is letting us in.

Now buckle up, Buttercup. Let's go save your anniversary.

Now, come on, let's all go home and hold Gayle down

Of course I do. Got your size, food allergies,

Of the forest floor grocery store, am I right?

Of very helpful mushroom info.

Oh great, they're here. My ace in the hole.

Oh, and look at your little mustache!

Oh, and take off your glasses, too.

Oh, boy. So you guys were poking around

Oh, can I, uh, can I have 'em?

Oh, come on!

Oh, fun.

Oh, God, it tastes like spoons.

Oh, God, the ring was supposed to be an anniversary present.

Oh, good, our ride is here. So, Dad, we'll see you later,

Oh, hey. Are you looking for two guys,

Oh, hi. Cool swim shoes.

Oh, I know. It's a... a doughnut.

Oh, it is. It's awful.

Oh, it's in my mouth.

Oh, man, I can. But should I?

Oh, my God, Gene, you are a very capable boy.

Oh, my God, is it at the water park?

Oh, my God. The ring. It's gone.

Oh, my God. You're right.

Oh, never mind. Just just just like that.

Oh, no, these are regular shoes. They're just wet.

Oh, no, they are not.

Oh, no! It must have fallen off your finger in the water.

Oh, no. Uh, really?

Oh, okay, thanks. We'll stay here, then.

Oh, okay, you guys just go out into the night

Oh, okay. Um... Guys?

Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please,

Oh, please, oh, please, oh, please...

Oh, she got pink eye

Oh, short way. Sounds shorter.

Oh, this is unfortunate.

Oh, tumblers, red rubies, leaves in funny shapes.

Oh, what a fun family outing.

Oh, what about that pink adult lady we were hanging out with?

Oh, yeah, I was gonna put toilet paper in there.

Oh, yeah. You could've gotten very sick.

Oh, you're putting them on me. Okay.

Oh! Oh, oh, whoa.

Oh. Okay, then. Thanks again.

Okay, back at it. I'm thinking I'll start searching every bush,

Okay, but I'm keeping the shower curtain on.

Okay, fine, but I think you should put pants on.

Okay, Gayle, stop screaming.

Okay, Gene, maybe that's enough samples for now.

Okay, Gene, uh, we should get going, then.

Okay, go clean the bathroom, all of you. Now. Go.

Okay, guys. Mommy's got to go get bronzed.

Okay, I think this is where the Internet says to park.

Okay, I'll call my water park buddy to come open 'er up,

Okay, I'll take it off.

Okay, let's see, what do we want?

Okay, let's see. She's saying,

Okay, okay, I'll try one more time.

Okay, okay.

Okay, so, we, uh, we, we stage a burglary

Okay, we came into the park and then we went north.

Okay, well, I guess let's go in and look for a very small ring

Okay, where is it?

Okay? I... I I remembered our anniversary.

Okay.

On his way to the car or something.

On his way to the car or something.

One simple trick to get rid of crepey breast skin.

One small? 'Cause I saw them hightailing it down that trail.

Ooh, jerky. Good shelf life.

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Is it tandem skydiving?

Ooh, that was good. But you yelled so much,

Ooh. Okay, I'm up.

Oop! Pull up your socks there, fella.

Or are they moldy strawberries? Who knows?

Or we could go the other way with it.

Or we could go the other way with it.

Other than everything?

Our love is in everything we've built together,

Our love isn't in a big giant ring, you dummy.

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Ow, ow, why?

Pick the rest of the mushrooms real fast before they get here.

Picture's gray ish gray, but sure...

Poor Gayle. She's just so...

Pretty sketchy, I'd say

Probably God.

Pull!

Push. Push.

Red or white? Ooh, or pink to match your eye. Little rosé?

Remember when you went up a bra size?

Right after you, Stewart. It's okay, Stewart.

Right, never mind. See you later.

Right. Like, maybe they're secret military grade

Robert, the second there's daylight,

Same here.

She really is.

She was just trying to help.

She's fine.

She's saying, "I'm going to count from one to Annie Potts."

Shirts off, our boobs bouncing in the wind.

Should we get some? Stock up for the apocalypse?

Should we go ask if they found the ring at the water park?

Should we maybe wait until it's light out?

Since you can see so well, maybe you should be the one to mop.

Slowly, slowly.

So basically the story of Hanukkah?

So Dad won't end up as a single skank.

So I can get this over with, or else I'm gonna kill her.

So I come here on hot days during my lunch break

So I could have you help me hold Gayle down,

So I guess her eyes'll just get pinker and pinker

So it's clearly for one of us.

So just lean your head back and I'll kind of stand up here.

So let's just try to relax and enjoy ourselves

So she can stop having poop eyes.

So these are the Woolly Neptunes you think you found, huh?

So we need to go, Lin. Conditions are perfect.

So we'll come to you and verify that yours are okay.

So what?

So what's the plan again?

So you can take the shower curtain off.

So you just heard all that, about about the ring?

So you just want to find the rarest, most expensive mushroom

So you need to get in there tonight for search and rescue.

So you were hoping for a bit of a new look, and you got...

So, are you ready for this level of responsibility?

So, do you need some help throwing something together,

So, how do we get to Paradise Grove?

So, should I not tell you you've got a weird booger in your nose?

So, what do you guys look for now?

So... see you guys around?

Someone is gonna find that ring,

Someone must've let go of a balloon

Sorry, man

Sorry, Robert.

Sorry, sorry.

Sorry. I'm ready. No! No! No.

Sorry. I'm sure you'd be a very capable boy.

Stuck on his finger that we didn't know

Stupid delicious pizza balls.

Superpower is a strong word. But fair.

Sure. But I want to be upstream from Gene's pee.

Sure. Ooh, blurry.

Take 'em from you, I guess?

Teddy, you're getting all this, right?

Than drifting along in a tube and peeing into a river.

Thanks, and even if it's not a super power,

That are really, really poisonous,

That burn looks pretty painful, Lin.

That can't be right. Uh, excuse me?

That crack goes all the way up... No.

That menu board, uh, outside Jimmy Pesto's?

That saved a Chihuahua that had fallen

That she forgets all about the anniversary.

That there's mushrooms at a farmer's market?

That tomorrow was the big day.

That would explain why it's so expensive.

That's exactly what happened. You got to call these guys off.

That's fun. Someone dropped a log.

That's one of the rocks I wiped my cheesy fingers on.

That's the age old question.

The burn is just the sun's way of saying, "Hey, beautiful."

The hot dogs are good here.

The one from the lazy river?

The Puff Divers,

The right size for looking for mushrooms.

The second I saw you guys with all those Woolly Neptunes,

The streets did feel a little safer that week.

The sun rises in the east and sets in the west.

The two of us out there hunting and foraging...

The Woolly Neptune isn't really $30 an ounce, is it?

The Woolly Neptune.

Then this is north and that is northeast,

Then, when we get back, maybe you'll let me do it.

There there weren't any.

There, ketchup stain. There, relish.

There's a new thing lost in water.

There's nothing.

These are a little faded, but you can mostly read everything.

These are black. I was really excited about my hot new look.

These aren't Woolly Neptunes.

They have them today?

They put 'em right in the middle of the bun.

They, uh, fell out of your pocket

They'll cancel my modeling contract.

They're closed, Tina. There's no one there to ask.

They're gonna put it in their dirty little pocket.

They're they're helping us.

They're they're, um, they're carrots.

This is a disaster.

This is a highlighter! Why do I have a highlighter?

This is definitely Devil's Fur.

This is so comfortable on my face.

This is... Wow. Um, thanks.

This park is so big and the ring is so small,

This, and that, and this. This one, too.

Those guys are shady as hell.

Those guys told us where to go.

Though I am picturing you with an apple

Tina got new glasses.

Tina, do you have diarrhea?

Tina, good luck with your diarrhea, honey.

Tina, we've been through this.

Tina, you okay?

TINA: I can see so many details.

To a place that didn't have mushrooms on purpose?

To do first... slides or tubes?

To head on over here for my daily lazy.

To help me to look for the ring. I just...

To watch the restaurant today, but it just rained.

Today at the water park, Gene had a ring

Together we'd survive at least a day. Maybe two.

Tonight or maybe ever again, and you're not my children anymore,

Try to find some yourself.

Turns out they grow in a forest not far away.

U Uh, let's just say you really make me shine

Ugh, fine, you can have some of my sock cheese.

Ugh, the spore dust on the stem is concerning.

Uh, are there a lot of Jasper trees there?

Uh, believe it or not, it's our first time out.

Uh, but but now, y... Um, yeah, I'm ready.

Uh, everything's fine, the the kids are asleep.

Uh, hey dude, I can see your foot.

Uh, I'd have to charge, like, $20 a burger.

Uh, let me try.

Uh, Mr. Wetty, I, uh...

Uh, oh, uh,

Uh, sure, yeah. Just adjusting to these new glasses.

Uh, uh, y... Look, you can't give up now.

Uh, we're actually, uh, hunting for mushrooms.

Uh, who knows how they are. Who's had 'em? I never had 'em.

Uh, yeah, sure. Uh, hit us.

Uh, you know what? Actually, uh, you hold 'em.

Uh, you know. A romantic one.

Under God's log and became a man.

Until she dies! Dead. Dead with pink eyes.

Until then, everyone just act cool.

W Wait, your name is Nat King Cole?

W Well, I hope your burn is better by tomorrow

W where do you think we'd go?

Wait a second. Are you a flat earther?

Wait, are those underwear lines?

Wait, better make it an hour. We got to pretend to go to bed.

Wait, did they give us directions

Wait, how'd you get here so fast?

Wait, Mom, can we have the sunblock?

Wait, so can you tell me what it says on

Wait, that'd be amazing.

Wait, why are you guys in swimsu...

Was our dad's anniversary gift to our mom.

We actually found some?

We can't talk to you yet?

We could go to an orphanage for a while.

We don't have another ring, Gene.

We don't want you to eat bad mushrooms.

We found some Woolly Neptunes. A whole bunch of them.

We got something in a drain over here. I think we got it!

We have to find them. If my gorgeous eyes get red,

We have to save Mom and Dad's marriage,

We hope you find lots of Woolly Neptunes.

We put a different ring in the box and voilà.

We we might have gotten a little lost

We we sneak into the water park...

We were next to each other in a human chain

We'll be back in a few minutes with Woolly Neptunes.

We'll get it off when we get there.

We'll we'll we'll cook 'em. Uh, quite a bit.

We're celebrating this fine couple's anniversary.

We're gonna get it on this try.

We're gonna go get some slide on our hides.

We're just gonna have to cut the finger off.

We're so sorry to inconvenience you.

We've been looking for them for so long,

Well, (chuckles) I'll tell you, Gene.

Well, because it's northeast,

Well, how about this?

Well, I got a notification on my phone this morning

Well, I got to go round up my little sea creatures.

Well, I mean, if we still wanted to look for Woolly Neptunes,

Well, I went home

Well, it was in the super secret hiding place,

Well, no one can do those things.

Well, one time I fell asleep and woke up in the ocean.

Well, Th they are both wearing sunglasses.

Well, thank God you have 'em.

Well, the goggles aren't in the dresser.

Well, uh, you see, uh, Eddie,

Well, whatever it is, we're about to find out.

Well, where the hell are they?

Well, your tiny wiener finger just got us in big trouble.