Bob's Burgers - Season 6 Edit

A "please" would be nice.

A 45 minute bug I picked up first period.

A All right. Thanks, Teddy.

A And I'm going to go... get something. A gift!

A bandana. Flair for your microphone stand?

A Boo Crew?!

A box of envelopes?

A boy can plan for his big day!

A camp show with skits and songs and skit songs.

A cloak. It's a cloak

A cool friend you'd really like.

A date with someone besides my Aunt Gayle?

A doctor?

A few hours? That's the best you can do?

A framed picture of me, huh.

A gangster got plugged in this corner.

A gentleman down south, but a bad boy above the mouth?

A gentleman I've been seeing

A giant Ghost Boy 20 feet tall.

A goldfish?

A great guidance counselor, slash, uncle some day.

A great... idea!

A kiss with Tina.

A letter from a lawyer can open.

A letter from Santa?

A little competitive.

A little too high.

A little wine in your shoe...

A long time ago.

A lot has happened lately.

A lot of handsome sailors at Morris Hall that night.

A lot of rich people are doing it now...

A meteorite could crash into our house any second!

A new burger, every day!

A new burger, every single day?

A no butted nothing!

A peaceful end to a dangerous situation.

A pet shark.

A profile! Oh!

A pudding cup?!

A real life mobster was gunned down in my restaurant.

A real parrot. ‭Worth a shot.

A restaurant.

A ride with me on a grown up roller coaster

A risk to our smooth, silky skin,

A roller coaster is a horrible place

A rose?

A selfish brat?!

A show about the dangers of mono,

A smarter man would have known

A song called "Jump"?

A theme? Lin, we already have a theme.

A therapy session.

A thermos with something rattling around inside it.

A to go order busted your father out of his slump.

A toilet Bob.

A two butted goat? Impossible

A walk by and a ding dong ditch. Huh?

A whole long thing like the last one?

A wish.

A world without a Gene

A year or two tops.

A.B.C. Always be clicking.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Aah! ‭Aah! ‭Aah!

Aah! Get out of here!

Aah! Hey, hey, easy.

Aah! I mean, come in.

Aah! Is there something on this toilet seat?!

Aah! Is this what Burning Man is?

Aah! It has a motion sensor.

Aah! It's a nightmare!

Aah! Mmm. G**** jelly.

Aah! Oh!

Aah! Okay,

Aah! Ow! My fudge!

Aah! That could cause a seizure!

Aah! That wig is scary and so are the countertops!

Aah! The British are coming!

Aah! Two headed monster! Aah...!

Aah! We're running out of time.

Aah! What is that?

Aah! Yuck!

Abort. Abort. Not working.

About how clean our house is gonna be?

About kicking a guy out of a massage chair.

About our Boo Crew she'll be... ‭Tina?

About puberty during lunch?

About shaving everyone's hair off.

About the dangers of love. Sure!

About the dangers of mono, and I have asked the principal

About the shingles or about the date?

About throwing 'em out.

About us, Bob.

About what you think of you.

About who's getting shaved and who's g...

Absolutely not.

Absolutely. Yes.

Absorbing my sadness.

Accidents happen to couches every day. Sure.

According to Jairo,

Across from Santa's Village? The Rinky Dink.

Across the street. It's delicious...

Actually visiting his aunt for Thanksgiving.

Actually, I am. I could trip. Oh, they're gone.

Actually, I think I'm fi...

Actually, you got to write all this down.

Actually, you know what? This is perfect.

Adios! Later! Bye!

Adios.

Admiral?

After "lunch will be chili!"

After "write you a check for $100,000," but yes!

After a couple of beers,

After Krissy kicked you out,

After Taj and I made goat massaman curry.

After we find an admiral.

After we get the shot we're gonna use,

After work, but before Sidecar's bedtime.

Again, again!

Again, so... one more.

Again. I get it.

Again. Louise, did you do that?

Again. Off Route 9 in Bog Harbor.

Again. Pop.

Ah Yap Yap Yap Yap Yap!

Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.

Ah, ah. Where do you think you're going?

Ah, all right...

Ah, da, da, da, da! This is not to be admired!

Ah, good one.

Ah, how do you do that?

Ah, I feel better.

Ah, I guess we can be a little more tolerant

Ah, I wish I had shorts on

Ah, I'm still a little worried about that third stool there

Ah, it broke.

Ah, Mort, you little...

Ah, no, we were kissing.

Ah, now I get it.

Ah, oh!

Ah, quit worrying.

Ah, so specific!

Ah, that corner.

Ah, the healing has begun.

Ah, there. Ah.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Guacamole!

Ah! Ha!

Ah! Hummus!

Ah! I have reception. I'm calling for help.

Ah! I'm doing it!

Ah! Paper cut!

Ah! Toothpaste!

Ah! You see how crazy they are?

Ah. Ah.

Ah..

Ah...

Ah...

Ah... the suspense is...

Aha! Where'd my horse go?

Ahh!

Ahh...

Air ball! I win!

Ajabuttabuta...

Alfie Constanelli made a portrait of you

Alison, you're with Sugarcube.

All better. Oh, wait, no.

All bills, no thrills

All butts on deck, come on!

All cats are two faced.

All four of these are spares. Are you talking about us?

All great artists have slumps.

All hands hoay.

All I know about Marshmallow is that she comes and goes

All I wanted was a spoon puppet show.

All in favor of voting in favor for the butt stache?

All in one week.

All later, none now.

All of you, closed.

All opposed to no butt stache?

All right

All right

All right you two, keep it up

All right,

All right, a lot. And a news truck. What?

All right, calm down, calm down.

All right, coast is clear.

All right, come on, kids. We're free to leave.

All right, come on, let's go, Santa.

All right, do it or don't do it.

All right, door handle

All right, enough chitchat

All right, fine, I'll go,

All right, fine, just stay near me

All right, fine, whatever.

All right, fine, you sour candies, we'll go home.

All right, fine. We're coming with you.

All right, Gayle, we're gonna go on foot.

All right, get your game faces on, people.

All right, great, we're going in.

All right, guys, one more.

All right, here goes

All right, how much time do we have?

All right, I'll be right back.

All right, I'm getting up.

All right, I'm in.

All right, just tell him now so I can hear you say it,

All right, just... Come on, come on, come on, I'm so excited!

All right, kids, come on, start cleaning up.

All right, kids, time for bed.

All right, let me take a shot at this.

All right, let's carve it.

All right, let's get the winning

All right, let's go...

All right, let's go...

All right, let's just hunker down here

All right, let's numb that bum.

All right, let's roll this bike to the One Eyed Snakes

All right, let's see what

All right, let's sell some hot dogs!

All right, maybe the admiral is real,

All right, new couch, here we come! So this is

All right, no guarantees on that.

All right, now that that's out of the way,

All right, now?

All right, pipes. We heard you the first time.

All right, show's over, everyone.

All right, sir, let's push it along.

All right, snowstorm.

All right, so here's how it's gonna work.

All right, Teddy. Calm down.

All right, the funeral people will be here any second.

All right, time for a photo

All right, time to move on to phase two of the plan

All right, trying to evict Jairo sort of backfired.

All right, uh,

All right, uh, I'll do it,

All right, we got our ice time and one ice skater dancer.

All right, we're doing Yap's plan.

All right, well,

All right, well, calm down.

All right, well, it doesn't look great.

All right, well, maybe just for one day,

All right, what I can do for you

All right, where is everybody?

All right, yes.

All right, you know what we got to do?

All right, you ready?

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right! All right

All right! I'm ready, Linda.

All right! If you got it, haunt it.

All right! Okay, Teddy

All right! ‭Yeah!

All right? Is that what you want?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Here, Mr. Business!

All right. I got to go.

All right. ‭Oh, Tina.

All right. So who wants to come with me?

All right. Well, take your time.

All sealed up in their little box

All the best restaurants and benches have plaques.

All the floors!

All the questions I want.

All the time and is awful, that doesn't mean he won't make

All they're gonna see is a crowded restaurant.

All what worked out?

Allen does not make a believable mummy.

Allow me to intro boo myself.

Almost 60 years ago."

Almost got it.

Almost too perfect to paint on, right? Where are you going?

Almost.

Almost. I'm not fully squeezed into my...

Aloha to you.

Aloha!

Aloha!

Aloha!

Aloha!

Aloha!

Aloha! ‭Aloha!

Aloha! ‭Aloha!

Aloha! Damn.

Aloha! ‭No, I know.

Aloha! ‭Whoa.

Aloha! Yes

Already there, and it isn't pretty.

Also windsurfing. We never tried it,

Also, Cinco de Mayo!

Also, Coasters magazine is primarily read

Also, for the record,

Also, I brought a back up picture just in case.

Also, I got a straight job at What the Tech

Also, I just don't think... he's that into me.

Also, I was warm!

Also, I'm on a cruise. What?!

Also, if they arrested everyone,

Also, no more gooping.

Also, our anniversary!

Also, please don't jack the prices...

Also, the ghost is shaped like a "J."

Also, there's no such thing as a two butted goat, Gene

Also, there's someone here who wants to talk to you.

Also, this is a shoes off house,

Also, we should probably tweak it,

Also, will you take off that bald cap?

Am I getting, do you know?

Am I making myself clear?

Am I missing something?

Am I there yet?

Amazing. This is Kenny.

An alcohol restaurant.

An announcement just came in.

An apple.

An awning could be a good idea. ‭Sure.

An evening of warm and generous acts.

An extra large, extra in charge

An eyeful of cherry throat spray.

An honorary horse inspired name.

An open mind and no underwear.

And "our voices sound good together that,"

And "there's the fire road this."

And a big green patch... that must be Iowa.

And a burger. And a beer.

And a bushel of hair coming out of both ears.

And a creepy doll with twigs for eyes, right?

And a doctor's a type of dentist.

And a fourth hidden secret one

And a half bottle of Chardonnay.

And a little below that, uh, genocide.

And a lock of its hair.

And a lot more poison ivy. Look!

And a not dangerous streak. I like it.

And a shocking amount of body hair.

And a sunrise ride to the top of a mountain

And a thousand candles.

And a warm up act... the Brothers Fischoeder.

And after we find more mints.

And all future merchandise.

And all the toes he wants!

And also in my body.

And Andy found a hundred dollars.

And Arthur was really nice to offer to help.

And barf on your father. Like the good ol' days. Ha!

And became a nun, 'cause she thought

And because Mom never breaks up with Hugo,

And best of all?

And bit my hair, and peed all over my backpack,

And blow everyone away with the better half.

And Bob sat in it and he got stuck...

And Bob, you earned this.

And Boo Boo

And Boo Boo took that away,

And Boo Boo's people sent a package

And break up Frond and Gayle and sing a Spanish ballad

And bring us a cake with a smaller cake smuggled inside it!

And brother in law, the Sofa Jester.

And by the way, Krissy's got, like, a million sign ups.

And click

And come back tomorrow, um,

And costumes. I mean,

And Courtney show on the air or what?

And Dean, my little man.

And dentist comes from the word "Al dente,"

And did nothing to improve them...

And doing gentle stretching.

And don't forget, these guys have to work in the morning, too

And don't say horses.

And emulsified cheese.

And even though I'm totally over my stage fright now,

And everything's fine.

And everything's gonna be fine. Mm hmm.

And feel our way out.

And female.

And Fiats.

And filled with great tension.

And finish setting up. And then...

And fly away from Boyz 4 Now.

And for some reason... I don't know why..

And for that, I'd like to say that I'm sorry.

And forget the secret handshake. Forget it!

And gave me the best news of my life.

And gearing up for an exciting day tomorrow!

And get a third date.

And get this door open.

And Ghost Boy's supposed to be you?

And give us whatever's leftover.

And give you my room tonight.

And go absolutely nuts?

And go from Boo Crew to Spew Crew.

And has great armpits, and then next thing you know,

And have a little conference. I'll be right back.

And he doesn't have a dryer.

And he is "the guy,"

And he knows Aunt Meryl has pearls,

And he left a note. "Checkmate."

And he makes really good burgers, and he's my friend!

And he needed to borrow $200 for the taxi there?

And he said, wait for it, "Fine."

And he wants to come stay with us this weekend.

And he's a little... difficult to put down.

And he's all...

And he's gonna be in town,

And he's gonna be in town,

And he's pretty cool, too.

And her dad is on a business trip

And here you go.

And here's the crown jewel of it all..

And here's this.

And his mustache was on a cactus.

And his teeth look like they're on day five

And holding hands with her

And how did I fall for it?

And how do you explain this?

And how would that work, exactly?

And I always give him a birthday check.

And I am one of five quintuplets.

And I began to feel a little gouty.

And I brought you this from my Women of the Wild Weekend.

And I call him Simon. And we're just going with it

And I can whip up a couple burgers?

And I can't chop onions or flip burgers or make a fist.

And I can't even think about it...

And I can't stand back up.

And I did not mean in any way to cause...

And I didn't know how to order for the...

And I do not have dreams about it ever.

And I don't belong on the nice list.

And I don't even know how much to tip!

And I don't know about you, but I asked Santa

And I don't like throwing up on people.

And I don't want it to burn.

And I don't want to sweat all over my Saturday shorts.

And I found a knot.

And I guess bad boys are bad kissers.

And I had to eat burned chicken nuggets.

And I have a Bob Belcher here

And I have an idea and I need you.

And I have to point out it does have a stain on it.

And I have to see what destiny awaits

And I have zero regrets

And I hope they bring a ladder. And the police.

And I I took kind of a big step today,

And I know exactly how much there is,

And I miss

And I pooped a little, but it went back up!

And I say t'ain't no problem with that,

And I sent you one.

And I stared at the doorknob

And I still have my pearls.

And I think it's made him much more confident.

And I thought that spackle was marshmallow fluff.

And I tried to buy my way in.

And I used to hate

And I want a reward for being brave,

And I want to tell you, this was amazing, what you did here.

And I wanted to be a part of it.

And I was right, in a way.

And I wasn't spying on you.

And I work on commission.

And I... I pre opened the envelopes.

And I'll just slap something on.

And I'll never forget you.

And I'll see you in detention.

And I'll wear my navy whites."

And I'm about to ride a real horse, and I just...

And I'm eating this.

And I'm gonna get that bird myself

And I'm gonna say that you're a leader

And I'm here to banish your ugly furniture.

And I'm here to tell you all the story of...

And I'm in charge of everything.

And I'm more than okay with that.

And I'm not just pushin' cushions. Boi oi oi oing!

And I'm really good at it.

And I'm researching a book

And I'm running out of time.

And I'm scared of heights and cloak people and being killed.

And I'm semi happily engaged.

And I'm so glad you came by to take it in!

And I'm supposed to do my little jester dance

And I'm the only one who wants to go see it!

And I've been a little moody.

And I've found just the right place.

And I've had a burger in Japan that cost $1,700.

And I've never spent this much time with my spicy side.

And if he doesn't get his nap, he's..

And if I don't have a job, I can't provide for my family.

And if I hadn't done this,

And if someone would have just gotten

And if something happens between us, it happens.

And if that doesn't work,

And if you barf on it,

And if you want, you can come to my party.

And if you're kidding, say "aloha" again.

And in about half an hour, you need to start checking

And it all goes back to headquarters...

And it feels great, doesn't it..

And it got us inner city kids

And it kind of has an attitude

And it looks like this one might be a shortcut.

And it makes us all look bad.

And it may be my Halloween costume this year,

And it might not even exist!

And it says here we need to check the temperature

And it takes us to Route 6

And it turns out I owed $9,000 in unpaid parking tickets.

And it was a gigantic failure.

And it was fun and it worked! Until it didn't.

And it was supposed to be Gene!

And it wasn't a terrible mistake

And it's a bottle of wine.

And it's all gonna

And it's dark! It's literally a triple threat!

And it's even more tragic.

And it's gonna be that crab. I know.

And it's never the same. Gene

And it's not attractive to women or anyone.

And it's not real

And it's really coming down, so we we need...

And it's really you,

And it's the one I was thinking of.

And it's totally gross when Labonz clears her throat.

And it's, like, the fourth time.

And Jocelyn and Tammy?

And jump into the freak business, did you?

And kind of a unibrow, how'd I miss that?

And Krissy just tossed me aside like

And lastly, Cameron McPherson

And later we'll be making spoon puppets and putting on a show

And later, Dad can give you one of his famous backrubs!

And lay millions of lice eggs.

And Leonardo DiCaprio, eight months out of the year.

And let him know we found the pearls?

And little Charlize, with your stickers

And live on a horse farm, say "aloha."

And live together forever!

And look at Teddy. He gets scared by a toy witch.

And Louise a no get a grounded.

And make new friends after the divorce.

And make the sides, too.

And make the swap?

And maybe it's good to be annoyed by your family,

And maybe we'll scout around,

And memorize my lies.

And mostly by me,

And Mr. Frond told me I could be the new permanent soloist,

And Mr. Frond was a fool to let you go, Gayle,

And Ms. Merkin's got my back. So watch your crack.

And music by this mammajamma.

And my last.

And my lice are going over to Ollie's head.

And my mom made me come help my aunt chaperone

And my mouth with your mouth.

And my reoccurring dream about meeting Tyra Banks.

And need a break, let me know.

And neither do I, so that's settled.

And never epidemic this or outbreak that.

And nicely decorated. Very homey.

And no one in history

And no one is going to think you really hate kissing.

And no pants?

And nobody got me a carnation!

And nobody wants to go to the zoo except Mom

And nobody will even notice.

And not because you're not strong enough to start it again

And not even know it.

And not getting anywhere.

And now enjoy the stylings of my super nice sister, Louise.

And now for your next haunt,

And now Gretchen's friends want to buy

And now he haunts this place.

And now he's coming here this afternoon at 3:00

And now he's Jairo's plaything.

And now I'm gonna hand it off to my handsome sister, Tina.

And now it's all coming true.

And now look at it. Hmm.

And now please stick your hand into this doctor box to feel...

And now the grabber.

And now the rest of the morning announcements

And now we don't need to go to Hawaii.

And now we get to cross a river on a dead tree

And now we're all gonna be itchy.

And now weather.

And now you locked it?

And now you will be and it doesn't have to stop there.

And now your mother and I are going downstairs

And now, I am going to kiss everyone in this row...

And now, the sea shanty commemorating the sloop

And now, while I stitch Lady Bobbenstein back up,

And obviously grieving.

And on my imaginary horse, Jericho.

And on the last day there will be a riding exhibition,

And once they're here, they're easy to swipe.

And once they're in, you wow them with your product.

And one of them might have glasses on?

And only breathe when you need to.

And only dropped off one for that party over there

And orange felt and yellow felt.

And organs replaced with steel...

And other races.

And our first activity

And people say that theater is dead.

And pick out a nice shirt that shows off that...

And pictures of bears on them.

And pop, pop.

And pretend somebody's gonna do the dishes.

And probably looking to meet new people, so I invited him over.

And purple felt?

And put his life on the right track.

And raised it as your own.

And ran aground before they could fire a shot.

And read it to him from outside the village

And ready for that interview. Right, Teddy?

And recreate the night of the dance."

And rocked the ship back and forth

And ruin our futures.

And saying your name a lot.

And see if anyone knows how to find these guys.

And see what's making the noise?

And see where she gets her shoes.

And send me on my way?

And she brought her rear.

And she got Harrison Ford to pitch in.

And she is truly free.

And she'll be so in love with the admiral,

And she's like older than my parents.

And she's looking at you

And she's rhyming and bumping into me.

And sign someone else's name,

And signed your name instead of mine.

And since this whole thing was my idea,

And skating and lights and skating.

And so will the safety bar. ♪ Ooh ♪

And soft. I mean, I like Jell O,

And some fries.

And some tough looking security guys are motioning

And some tough looking security guys are motioning

And someone poured it there? Right.

And something creepy chasing us in there.

And spackle.

And spitting in the face of science,

And surgically implant them on your lip."

And take all of your stupid tiki stuff.

And take it out on the squash court? Yes.

And take it outside, right?

And tell them to keep bouncing.

And that at the end, you get to keep the horse.

And that can be stressful, but it's worth it.

And that is what would've happened

And that jacket looks ridiculous on you

And that makes three,

And that's a really dumb way to choose a place to have lunch!

And that's how you scare somebody.

And that's perfectly normal. Carry on.

And that's what Santa Santa will hear about.

And that's why I like pork and beans.

And that's why you couldn't have

And that's... there's something about that.

And the bigger Ghost Boys at night with spray paint?

And the blood's going...

And the burger of the day is what?

And the cards only say who they're from!

And the dolls. God, the dolls!

And the dreams are bigger

And the guy knows what he's doing. ‭Right.

And the heart I ride might be yours

And the pee plant is just a few steps away.

And the problem with most sides is that they aren't dessert.

And the professor says I have to start going to those

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And the talking pineapple.

And the thyme.

And their songs are their white tigers.

And then another!

And then drink the blood out of your scalp...

And then get up at 6:00 in the morning

And then I heard, I I heard this terrible cooing.

And then it turns out they're on my head.

And then it's not powerful at all.

And then Louise put some stuff you left in our basement

And then Taj brought a whole goat,

And then that short... circuited the fuse... breaker... thing.

And then the dance ended and I never saw you again."

And then the inner thigh.

And then there's lots of dotted lines

And then they poop on you, Jocelyn.

And then they started following us

And then those reheated evil nuggets got mad

And then turn yourself in because you have lice.

And then wait for the fireworks on Friday.

And then we did something like kissing and then I ruined

And then we drank some grain alcohol from Iceland.

And then we painted a giant Ghost Boy on the sail

And then we saw all the tiki stuff,

And then we swarmed their ships and slaughtered them like sheep.

And then you can sell it to this square over here.

And then you say, "Orange who?"

And then you say, "who's there?"

And then you walked away.

And then your time is up, Labonz.

And then, Bob, do you want to say anything to Steve?

And then...

And then... and then they attacked me

And there are all those angry kids waiting for us

And there's a parade. That's fun.

And there's nothing you can do about it,

And there's still time to sign me up

And there's the couch!

And there's thyme.

And they attack people's faces

And they didn't have any other ankles? Just asking.

And they hate mustaches?

And they rerouted it this way.

And they shut off the lights.

And they think Sidecar's my son. And he called me Mama.

And they were buggy.

And they would have been out of each other's lives.

And things are getting serious.

And think about all the good times we had with the...

And this goes over here. Stop it, Louise.

And this is all just the tip of the iceberg.

And this is fun

And this is The Rest Of The Morning Announcements

And this nice man with the hedge clippers

And this one.

And this will be easier over here. Stop it!

And three times a lady,

And three, overhearing teenagers at the pier

And through the woods to Grandmother's house already,

And Tina, you're a tag hag?