💬 Rick and Morty

A A Are we allowed to do this?

A and they're getting it in 1985, snake time.

A And where was this heading?

A belief that needed to be placed

A bunch of us girls were gonna go skinny dipping later,

A continuity explosion, isn't there always one?

A dragon. A dragon.

A feminist masterpiece.

A heist script.

A hint of irreverence.

A hundred years!Pushing it to the limit.

A most curious algorithm.

A pretty keen aptitude for martial arts.

A remote controlled explode y potion.

A signing with Catherines Alpha through Omega Joneses!

A simulation.

A slut dragon has escaped.

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaah!

Aaah! Aaah! It hurts!

Aaah! Hey!

Aah, wasps!

Aah!

Aah! [ Crashes ]

Aah! Aah!

Aah! I I can't see my own death.

Aah! Impotent rage![ Wailing, sobbing]

Aah! No! Run! Run, my babies!

Aah! Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

About how rick sanchez saved space christmas.

About my special time?

About the whole snake encounter thing,

About this train?

About your playlisting fleekness tonight?

Abradolph lincoler? I thought you were dead.

Accepting. Rerouted.

Activate anti booby suits.

Actually, he's been blamed for bringing you aboard

Actually, now, really. We're gonna do it right now.

Ad wall?

Ad wall?What, they want us to pay for it now?

Adjusting clap rate.

Admit it, Morty. Dragons suck.

After I reprogrammed your brain with my nanobots

After you left, I thought about what you said

Agana aksaka sapooloo.

Ah, a newcomer!

Ah, geez, look at me.

Ah, I could have died fast!

Ah, I'm glad you asked that, Jerry.

Ah, if only I had prepared better

Ah, is it that obvious? I'm sorry.

Ah, it burns longer!

Ah, ooo wee!

Ah, thanks, man. Thanks, pal. That's right.

Ah, you little son of a bitch.

Ah, you're right.

Ah!

Ah! Go ahead and shut down.

Ah! I got it.

Ah! Oh!

Ah! Well, look at that.

Ah. [ Chuckles ]

Ahh! What are you doing?

AKA a hipster dick

Alien newscaster: Here at the Midland Quasar, where, in a complete upset,

Alien Reporter: It appears some giant hidden camera

Aliens, I am a robot sent back in time by the Snake Resistance

Aliens. Sarge?!

All built around this big crew with, like, a cool double cross

All dragons are sluts deep down, even the ones up above,

All hail his majesty,

All is Glorzo.

All of existence, isn't it?

All of these people..

All on the brink of global war over...

All right, guys. I'll use this to open a portal.

All right, this is going in circles.

All right.

All right. All right.

All right. Good luck with that.

All right. I'm from outer space. Happy? No.

All right. Let's go.

All right. We're landing. Come on.

All sentient life will be absorbed

All shall be made Glorzo.

All so they could try to kill a little shit sack on Earth

All we gotta do is blend in, find our ship,

All we have to do is open it and let him

All you did was

All: [ Screaming ]

All: [ Whooping ]

All: Hate that cat.

All: Yes.

All: You son of a bitch. I'm in.

Almost did a 9/11.

Alright, [bleep] it, run.

Alright, God damn, sold.

Alright, I'm finished with my breakfast

Alright, look, uh, this [bleep] been brewing for a while.

Alright, Morty, here's the plan, put this back on your face.

Alright, now take that to the trunk

Alright, stop playing, Morty.

Alright, well, that should be the last of it.

Alright! Who's this grandson?

Alright? Are you sure?

Alright. Let's get the [bleep] out of here!

Alright. Okay, regroup, everybody.

Also, I told you not to get a dragon, Morty.

Also, later, we need to discuss your clothing and your weight.

Also, that's about as much curvature

Also, who makes a Pornhub account?

Also, who rigs a tomb to crush the buried person?

Always r r remember o our

An actual honest to god store and you bought something.

An adventure I was having.

An equally valid theory.

An offer you rejected, so here's your last chance.

And [Distorted] I will eat your world.

And 40% revealing that the robbery already happened,

And a box of these, uh, chocolates, sugar free.

And a mesopotamian god named "way."

And a savage critic of the heisting arts.

And add one double cross with a switcheroo.

And after that?

And as far as continuity goes, the reset button's been hit.

And assigned to execute you.

And be whatever the [bleep] we want.

And buried it with, like, two little kicks

And can never die, so that's a little offensive to

And certain death, certain death, certain death.

And check out each other's kinks, you know?

And do whatever you want to do, you know, forever.

And doesn't that mean those two could be anywhere?

And drop the Hitler stuff.

And ended up causing a lot of genocide

And even after a shower,

And even if I did, why would we take turns

And even then, I will break out,

And every dragon we could find, yeah?

And flesh drops for every one of us in the spore hive

And frankly, your bar has a lot of ceiling fans.

And get a tissue sample from the corpse.

And get the [bleep] outta here.

And get us two first class tickets to Florida.

And go on an epic adventure later today, you know, like

And goomby, all grappling with

And have a soul orgy with your sister and grandpa

And he's going to set us free.

And he's not worth our time

And his kingdom...

And how much I needed to hear it,

And how you ruined it for yourself

And I don't feel like emptying the jug

And I don't mean a bad impression of HBO.

And I don't mind joining her.

And I found a new podcast we can listen to tonight.

And I had the perfect job.

And I just want to put up these Christmas lights,

And I programmed you to believe that.

And I still have memories of a completely different life.

And I think I love you. Me, too.

And I'd be honored to have Ron Howard involved.

And I'm not sharing that centipede.

And I'm not the one that's gonna figure it out.

And I'm putting a glass to the wall, and I'm listening.

And I'm... I'm so proud of you.

And I've actually got a pitch meeting there today at 3:30.

And if I die, it'll be on your ass.

And if the goal is to make something up,

And insert it into the clone compiler.

And it expires in a couple of hours.

And it kept getting me killed by Nazis.

And it kind of gets, ugh, stuck in your throat?

And just go with the flow, nice and Zen, baby.

And just left it here like a land mine.

And killed it with a hubcap,

And leaves without Morty, it means he's going to go poop.

And leaving me out of them.

And linking unrelated narrative fields.

And look at wet eggs, you know? Can we just go?

And look for something to sting tonight.

And making you float around it for eternity

And maybe watch some interdimensional cable?

And mother your fucking face out of your stupid asshole.

And move past this whole thing. He's a free young man.

And my Amazon wish list. Let's go, Morty.

And my butthole is a demolitions expert.

And my grandpa had to scan its planet's culture

And nobody's taken our tickets.

And none of them are sandwiches.

And now I know.

And now she's... Sleepy.

And now we can just be ourselves.

And now we do, thanks to Chichi.

And now your shoes are heavier than air,

And now, with these missiles,

And people to tell them.

And probably fenced it

And regular Elon can be a little bit controlling.

And scarier to unite against, you little idiot.

And sees 25 Phish shows a year.

And sell vitamins or something?

And show me some basic ass integers?

And sort of un unpack all this.

And started having fun.

And take your girlfriend with you.

And talk to each other about something...

And that was fucked up.

And that's the end of the "Morty Gets a Dragon" episode.

And the crew assemblies are the worst part!

And the name's Glar!

And the next hit will cost you 30 bucks.

And their plan is to sort of not have a plan,

And then later I thought we were gonna die

And then this big awesome twist where there's, like,

And then, the police stole the paintings

And there is a version of Tony that was completely evil

And there's no time to argue about it.

And there's someone out there waiting for you, I, uh

And there's this other crew they put together,

And they're gonna be even stupider with it.

And think about how nobody wants to be around you

And this little monster may think he's gotten away,

And this one will notbe directed by Ron Howard.He's gonna go poop.

And to make sure the sentence is passed,

And too little about love.

And tried to kill the whole world and stuff.

And tried to take over. What?

And unlike everywhere else, I'm too busy to help you.

And used it to automate a joyless process you call art?

And we all know that at the end of this line,

And we owe it all to everyone's input.

And we shall drive away from here and die.

And we'll grab a couple of hover chairs on the way there.

And we're in a toy train?

And what did you do today?

And whatever we plan will be canceled out

And who's up for changing things around here?

And why all of us will be taking our orders from Randotron.

And why, uh, doesn't your mouth move when you talk?

And you a talking cat at the same time?

And you can Mm! Ah!

And you did it. You went into a store

And you have no idea how to maintain it.

And you make me [bleep] sick.

And you seriously don't see how that's a slippery slope?

And you tell him, uh, the toilet's all his.

And you took that in stride?!

And you will be canceled.

And you will be owned or slain.

And you wonder why we aren't fans.

And you'll be doing it through two holes.

And you've been great. Yeah.

And your place is nothing.

And, like, suck each other off

And, uh, is anyone here an Uber driver?

And, uh, this is a kit you can use to clone a new son.

And, uh, this is totally different.

And, um, you can eat butt if you want, I guess.

Andhave fun condescending.

Another double cross, but then, um, but

Another heist question from a fan?

Any snake over 50 bucks yearns for the beyond.

Anyone caught harboring it is also a slut.

Anyone else want legs?

Anyway, he tells a different version of the story

Anyway, I'll be late. I love you.

Anyways, uh, just wanted to drop these off,

Apparently, it doesn't matter.

Are just three of Sanchez's Five!

Are living their wildest, meaningless dreams

Are there things rick sanchez holds sacred after all?

Are these two gonna hook up?

Are they alive? Of course.

Are you being sarcastic? Merchandise, morty.

Are you face huggers or industrialists?

Are you gonna slay it?

Are you guys sure that's safe?

Are you kidding me?

Are you making clones down here?

Are you not hearing this insane conversation?

Are you sure?

Aren't you gonna join us in the pooping?

Aren't you gonna join us, Tony?

As a flash mummified corpse,

As a preapp civilization,

As not much of a loss.

As the latest planet to develop our app,

As you can see, my client is speaking nonsense.

As you command.

As you're gonna get from a time travel story.

Ask the Saudis.

Assembling calling card.

At a lower standard than this, I guess.

At least jerking off tracks for my character, you know?

At least now maybe

At least tell me what this death is

At least use the downtime to reset the acid lowerer.

At least, like I wish my dad kept bees.

At the soul.

At this point, Heistotron has become large enough

Automated male voice: You have 470,000 messages.

Available now in the citadel of ricks.

Aw, are you fucking kidding me?

Aw, come on, man.

Aw, geez.

Aw, man, I I wanted to go to Boob World.

Aw, man. It's so annoying.

Aw, why can't couples that start out cheating ever end up happy?

Aw... Gimme that.

Baby bee? I missed you so much.

Backup. Data. Operation. Phoenix. Initiated.

Baloney and an orange.

Balthromaw, by soul bonding with multiple riders,

Balthromaw: What's the saying?

Barkeep. A drink for my colleague.

Based on two heist movies I slept through

Because he's a hack piece of shit!

Because I do what I want.

Because if it's too easy to get there,

Because if they are,

Because it's a lie.

Because it's Christmas, I'm gonna do you a favor.

Because of how fulfilled he was.

Because of some app with a really dumb,

Because of what we couldn't predict

Because she took you away from me!

Because someone's gotta stand up for what's right.

Because the police were us in police outfits.

Because they don't ask questions.

Because we're both geniuses?

Because you have monster teeth.

Because you're a huge piece of shit.

Because you're a loser.

Because you're a sad old fart?

Because you're the wrong color, snake."

Because your number is not in my phone.

Because your soul got tangled in a dirty.... Ah!

Before I came and [bleep] it all up.

Before the ticking clock on your suit gets to zero.

Before they slithered into extinction

Before this semester's over,

Before we spent all day on it.

Before you've burnt us out.

Behind the mall. Over.

Bet you didn't see that coming.

Beth, I am so touched

Beth, your son is dying! Say goodbye!

Beth: Hi, you went directly to voicemail

Beth: Honey, why can't you get this excited about your SATs?

Better get that door.

Better, uh Better go right now.

Bible saurus. You made it.

Big man holding a big rock,

Big season finale right there, you know?

Bist du faschistisch?

Bleed here and here.

Blueprints are plans, Elon Tusk,

Bonus!

Both: That was my plan the whole time.

Both: Your skills are required for a job.

Boy, oh boy, huh? This guy's a genius, but at

Breaker of sky, slayer of mountain.

Breaker one nine, this is Jerry Smith.

Bully him!

Burping semi improvised dialogue about how nothing matters,

But but that was part of the other guy's plan, and

But after three months, nobody is any closer to the truth.

But at what price, you know?

But do you know what a peanut butter gargoyle is?

But first, something silly?

But for real, has anyone seen him?

But he believes in us, morty.

But he didn't even save christmas in that story.

But he invented portal tech?

But he's right about one thing.

But here's here's the world as I see it.

But I guess it brought us closer together, you know?

But I think this world cares too much about bands

But I vote you don't do that?

But I'd really like to go.

But I'm giving you an A plus in confidence.

But I've got nowhere to go.

But if you can find the hangar,

But instead, they dedicated themselves

But it dreams of removing all the air from your body

But it was an emergency, Rick.

But it was hardly the best time

But it won't be to the police.

But it's never too late to accept christ.

But not in any ways that matter.

But not like this, right?

But not with him holding that tank.

But remember, there's always someone there for us.

But something about the tones and frequencies

But the greatest invention of all

But then I thought about whyyou were saying it,

But then we reveal those things

But there is something called the court of public opinion

But this is working pretty good so far.

But we would have to kill the wizard to be free.

But we're using your gross, dirty [bleep]

But we've been thinking it's time for a new chapter.

But yes, take the toothpick out of her mouth.

But you are down with fascist dystopias, right?

But you arespending time with your family.

But you can't share a toilet?

But you showed us life is about more than that.

But you weren't sure I was good enough at karate,

But, hey, not gonna waste this opportunity.

But, um, I'm down to clown.

But, you know, it's a big deal to me, and I've

Buy another one, morty.

Buy it ironically. Buy it sincerely. Just buy it.

Buy it now. Look it up. It's real.

By a doctor woman.

By being shrimp instead of fascists.

By Heistotron's reveal that our plan was part of its plan.

By redirecting our suppressed sexual energies.

By the never ending assembly of a meaningless crew.

By the way, annoying that I even have to ask,

By the way, you might not want to answer that.

By then, of course, he had left toys

By whose command?

By... getting their car.

Bye.

C Could use a little more mystery.

Calculate Miles Knightley's current heist plan

Can do!

Can I come out with you, Rick?No, I've seen this movie.

Can I get a laser whip?

Can I look at a photo of my wife while you kill me?

Can we do things while we wait?

Can you alter the course of a species' evolution

Can you alter the course of being a giant fucking nerd?

Can you just marry us instead?

Can you pass the acid?

Can you recognize the sound of a man's pants

Can you walk me through something?

Can't take it down. I'm just an intern.

Can't wait. Whoa!

Can't you just buy a guest badge?

Careful you don't get heartburn.

Casing of planet initiated.

Cat: So?

Certain death, certain death, certain death, uncertain death.

Cha ching. "Small Soldiers" Spin Pops?

Chachi!Fuck Chachi, Morty.

Chachi.

Cheap shots? Morty, we were literally

Check it. Is that brand new,

Check this shit out. Watch this.

Chill out, dude. Slut!

Christopher Walken gave me after a record session.

Christopher Walken: Flat tire you should be...walkin'.

Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.

Clap, clap.

Clap. Clap.

Clap. Slow clap achieved.

Clap. Well done, Rick.

Classic Rick....from an alternate version

Closer.

Come here, little guy.

Come on and hurry.

Come on, hurry up.

Come on, Mom. Let's go home.

Come on, Morty, for [bleep] sake.

Come on, Morty.

Come on, Morty. Let's go.

Come on. I can't steer this.

Come on. Just met.[ Cellphone beeps ]

Come on. Was it really that hard?

Come on. What are we doing?

Come poop with me. Poop with me, Tony.

Come to my yacht and bring your cat.

Come to your house, kick down your door,

Come, Tony. Come on.

Comes with car after car of enemies, lovers,

Commencing getting out of here before they get wise.

Committed relationships.

Compiling crew members most likely to double cross.

Computer, you might want to put a rush on this.

Computer: Cutting corners.

Congratulations on making it into print media.

Connect with me. Tell me about your day.

Considering the time, Cassiopeia's primary star

Consume, morty.

Could be a twister. Mm hmm!

Could've used rudolph tonight!

Crap.

D Do they kill you?

D Don't touch it. Oh, I'm gonna touch it.

Dad, are you okay?

Dad, did you promise Morty a dragon?

Dad, I want to say something.

Dad, you can, and you have to.

Dad, you hardly put any syrup on.

Dad? Oh, my god! Honey. Sweetie.

Dad? There's a way we do this now.

Damn it!

Damn, feels kinda good when there's no guilt, huh?

Damn, Morty, you're bad at math,

Damn, your Morty sucks.

Damn. He's jacked.

Danny Publits from Lovefinderrz with two "R's" and a "Z"?

Deal with this shit on your own.

Dear God.

Death crystals show you how you're gonna die.

Death. Mother[bleep] Summer!

Debrah, stop. We are the slut dragons.

Debranavox: No spells can do that.

Deep voice: Pure [bleep] gutter.

Deep voice: Story train. Story train.

Deep voice: They. Have. No. Souls.

Define "total." marcus,

Definitely gonna get shot by this guy;

Did it work?

Did she have fun, too?

Did something happen to Elon Musk in your own reality?

Did we at least learn something?

Did we crash?

Did you bring us in so that everybody would be here

Did you develop an app?

Did you find out why he can talk?

Did you get any of that?

Did you get it?He helped me escape prison.

Did you get the Ultimate Cube?

Did you hear nothing I said?

Did you know humans are 80% water?

Did you scan his brain?Yeah.

Did you want to develop an app?

Didn't you create the disguises?

Dissolve to a clam shaped sun

Do do youhave a weapon?

Do I know you?

Do I look like I know?

Do we have to fight him?

Do you always need Rick to tell you what's going on?

Do you have a crew? Yes.

Do you indulge in volcanic fumes?

Do you know how many adventures we could get out

Do you know how much [bleep] I've had to deal with?

Do you need to go to the hospital?

Do you really like it? I didn't think you'd even care.

Do you remember getting on it?

Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?

Do you want to develop an app?

Do you wish to eat, maybe bond a little?

Does there have to be an evil plan?

Does your house look like a tree, or...

Doing it alone or together. Making sure to keep our eyes

Doing stuff. Sometimes not doing stuff.

Doing this tonight. You're god damn right

Don't ask why I can talk.

Don't blame others for your bad decisions.

Don't even bother looking.

Don't forget your voicemail.

Don't fuck with time.You don't fuck with time.

Don't get drawn into the culture, Morty.

Don't I have the right to be happy? To exist?

Don't insult my craft.

Don't leave a message.

Don't let it sit for 12

Don't look at me. I'm afraid of snakes.

Don't move! Too soon!

Don't open that.I'm not an idiot.

Don't talk to me like Like I'm thirsty?

Don't tell me how to enjoy things.

Don't tell me what to do!

Don't tell me you gained sentience

Don't train your child to lie, Jerry,

Don't turn around. I'll explain later.

Don't use your dead wife as an excuse.

Don't you want to see how your story ends?!

Downbeat.

Drop it! Drop the tank.

Drop the tank! Drop it!

Duck!

Dude, I'm sure you've got, like,

Dude, it's when you take the chick,

Dying with Jessica...

E Seize them?! What?! I've seen ♪

Each other and water.

Earth? Probably Earth?

Eat its own tail.

Ecto Cooler juice box from 1989?

Eh, he says he has nothing to do with your talking.

Eh, it's an app you'd want to develop.

Eh, not today.

Eh, who needs dreams?

Eh. You got that skull, buddy?

Empress, is everything alright? Ummm...

Enjoy this toilet with a thousand of me

Enjoy using it all by yourself while you sit there

Enjoy your dragon.

Especially that guy up there.

Even after it bit his ankle.

Even if I get thrown in prison for non consensual mothering.

Even though, you know, 'tis the season.

Everybody stop, stop!

Everyone around the office knew about Steve and Bruce.

Everyone give me tickeeeeeettttttts!

Everyone pretend podcasting isn't boring.

Exactly, because no answer would be satisfying.

Except when the rule is tattooed on an alien's forehead, Dad.

Excuse me! Are you Veltriloquiver?

Excuse me?

Execute her.

Executing heist.

Expires, like he'll fall out of the sky?

Extra credit!

Faster? Good idea, Morty.

Father of omens! Give me blood beyond sight!

Female voice: Emergency continuity deployed.

Ff gg sp spa ffggarrow

Fight them with your heavy special time.

Figures you'd be higher status in Lame World.

Filling up with rain?

Finally.

Find and kill those earthlings.

Fine, yeah, I'm in.

Fine. I'll get one, too.

First crew to heist the skull wins.

First off, I always slay it, queen.

First, they take the dinglepop.

Five of my friends got Netflix deals.

Fix him.

Flame throwers next time, for sure.

Flesh intruder, prepare to die.

Followed by whatever it says on their name tag,

For [bleep] sake, how long have you been hatched?

For a couple of generations,

For African American Women's Studies.

For an antivenom, and they found this.

For at least two full minutes.

For cutesy name news, I'm uncle nibbles.

For putting my students in the hospital.

For re entering at this threshold.

For starters, I just need to get to Forbodulon Prime

For sure. For sure.

For the rest of the day.

For this heist movie that I'm writing.

For this terrifying battle by remembering

For three episodes, Summer.

For, like, 16 years, at least.

Forgot he was there, haha.

Four. You can't stop me from loving who I love, Mom.

From a universe that takes whatever it wants.

From now on, Rick and Morty doing a little of this and a little of that.

From someone that had to be reminded that you exist?

From the the the the 241st.

From the When the prisoners sing it?

From the plots of three David Lynch movies

From your fucking dragon?

Fuck this.[ Cellphone bloops ]

Fuck you. Takes one to know one.

Fuck.

Fuck. All right.

Fucked up story and letting snake time travel

Fucking disgusting! Get out of here!

Fucking dumb. All right.

Fucking soul teasers.

Fucking thing.

Full circle!

Fully clothed

Fully immersive flat tire indication experience.

Fully immersive from here on out.

Fuuuuuuu

Garage, isolate Summer's voice and play back.

Gaslighting doesn't exist.

Gee, I don't know, Nancy.

Geez, I don't see why you have to be smug about it.

Geez, what a horrible way to die.

Geez, you guys don't have to be dicks about it, all right?

Geez, you're really thispissed about my mom making sure

Geez, your dad sucks. All right, Morty.

Geez. Oh, man.

Generated by a chip that "real" Rick put in your spine.

Get get it off the server.

Get behind me. I will protect

Get him, Rick!

Get out of Florida, you overthinking cat.

Get out of here, jerk!

Get out of here, Summer!

Get out!

Get out! Get out!

Get out.

Get outta here, Morty!

Get over here, mother fuckerWhat the fuck you think you doing?

Get the [bleep] out of here, Elon!

Get the fuck out of here, Michael!Shut up, Michael!

Get the fuck out of here!

Get the fuck out of here.

Get the hell out of here!

Get to that portal, you slut.

Get together... in our 40s?

Get what, a hug?

Get your shit together, Lair Wrecker.

Getting these new Tusklas out the door,

Gimme dat new soul mate.

Give give gimme give grandpa a kiss.

Give me some. Ahh

Give me the wheel, Morty.

Give you 20 bucks for it.[ Chuckles ] Nice try.

Glootie ootie ooh!

Glootie, go make some photocopies of something.Cool.

Glootie? Good?

Glory to Glorzo.

Glorzo is law. Silence.

Glorzo is peace.

Glorzo Morty: The future is Glorzo!

Glorzo: This is what we get for evolving?

Go ahead and open the hatch to the subterranean lab.

Go nuts!

Go to Brenner Ass.

Go to hell, Rick. Come on, Jerry.

Go to her ass.That's Brenner.

God damn it, Morty, what did I tell you?

God damn it. Are you kidding me?

God damn it. What is that?

God damn.

God damn. Geez!

God, are you that desperate for a thing?

God, d do I need to take more Adderall,

God, I needed this.

God, imagine if that had been the whole thing.

God, look at this piece of shit.

God, tomorrow's career day.

God, was I at least rich?

God, you're right. I should do more freeform stuff.

God? She has a toothpick.

Goddammit, an alien spider just bit my finger!

Goddamn it.

Goddamn! We already did this.

Goddamn.

Going into an act break.

Good enough.

Good job, Heistotron.

Good job, hon.Way to go, Dad.We're rooting for ya.

Good to be on the same parchment.

Goodbye forever. If you touch my toilet again, you die.

Goodbye.

Got it. Going. Okay, we're gonna hit the road.

Got it. I love you, too.

Got to learn a lesson.

Got to love Rick's world view.

Gotta find a way to disrupt it.

Grab a ship and get the hell out of here.

Grab the gun with the blue handle from the trunk

Grandpa, did you trap him in a painting again?

Grandpa, do something, or I will tweet,

Grandpa's gonna run to the bathroom.

Great job, morty.

Great work, Glory to Glorzo.

Great. We lost Earth.

Greatest story ever told, story lord.

Greetings. We are the Monogatrons.

Gross people. I don't want to have to picture

Gross, Summer! Jesus Christ!

Growing up with tusks did pose social challenges.

Guess what, everybody.

Guess who's got two penises and all the agency?

Guests or professionals? Uh, guests.

Guys, clean it up.

Guys, did I not tell you to keep your eye on Jerry?

Guys, we're getting our first users.

Guys, you're doing a great job

H He he'll know what I mean.

H Hold on. What the fuck did you just say?

H How am I gonna die?!

Ha. Idiots. Let's get moving.

Had you bothered to master love,

Happening to my son, buster.

Happily ever after.

Happy now? He was suffering.

Has been dropped on the planet,

Have a fuck world instead of a fuck cave?

Have fun with your stupid toilet

Have you ever had too much orange juice,

He he he's he's got those things.

He he run off to fight in the robot wars.

He he won't have the same brain.

He can eat as many of these as he wants.

He crashed into a tree

He gets to spend eternity in every writer's hell

He is rick! Jesus christ!

He is too powerful.

He knows where I live. He's crazy!

He loves you, little sparrow.

He really does, sweetie, but nobody's gonna do that.

He says that he...l loves you...

He seems to reallywant to develop an app.

He signed it in molly and Percocet?

He took my Meeseeks boxes! All that's left are these

He turned 13 men into piles of ash.

He turned himself into Akira.

He understood that what you need to do is suck on a face,

He wants to give all of our martinis

He was an inferior Rick. He was too political.

He was in my home where I keep photos of my parents.

He was part of our greatest generation.

He won't by in the sky, Beth,

He, uh, ran away.

He'll be handling the day to day.

He'll kind of be an animal man, but you can teach him stuff.

He's a getaway driver with Asperger's,

He's a shy pooper. He has a secret pooping place.

He's actually a human.

He's already been here!

He's from outer space.

He's innocent. Case dismissed.

He's learning!

He's like a matrix space frasier.

He's more than real, he's my new god.

He's not my friend.

He's obviously beekeeping age.

He's really putting you to work, huh?

He's still got it.

He's suspended in disbelief,

He's trying to tap into us, morty.

He's up in his room with his [bleep] thumb up his ass.

Heavenly father. Heavenly father.

Heisting the crystal skull.

Heistotron, state your prime directive?

Heistotron: Hello, Rick.

Heistotron: To heist.

Heistotron: Your skills are required for a job.

Heistotron's gone rogue. If we don't stop them,

Hello, Troy. Hello, Jez.

Hello?

Hello? Hello?

Help me gather these up.

Help!

Help! Help!

Her Her Her grandma left it to her.

Here we go.

Here, I've got a centipede you can swallow

Here, just just watch.

Here, put this back on your face.

Here.We're not allowed to use those apps

Here's a scientific fact I'm not allowed to say

Here's an idea, Morty. Throw that thing in the garbage,

Here's the evil plan.

Here's why I'm going to kill rick sanchez.

Here's your tome of dragon spells and lore.

Hey Hey, Truckula!

Hey, ape man, I hope this was worth

Hey, assholes.

Hey, babe.

Hey, buddy. How'd it go?

Hey, come on. No freebies.

Hey, Dandruff the Great, lighten up and give the kid his dragon.

Hey, don't worry about it, man. I have a dozen.

Hey, fuckface.

Hey, Gleer. Play your piano.

Hey, guess what, asshole.

Hey, guys. What do you got?

Hey, hey, hey, stay back.

Hey, hey! Ho, ho!

Hey, I think there's a misunderstanding.

Hey, it's it's Slippy!

Hey, leave the racial stuff off the court, okay?

Hey, look, mine's doing it, too.

Hey, look.

Hey, man, that head's a good place to be.

Hey, man, you you okay?You know what? Fuck you.

Hey, Morty, listen. I can tell you're pretty upset

Hey, Morty, quick favor.

Hey, pal! That's not the question line!

Hey, Rick, I was thinking maybe we could, like, raid a temple

Hey, Rick?

Hey, sweetie.

Hey, uh Hey, uh, Tony's dad,

Hey, uh, sorry I didn't listen to you

Hey, wait a second. How'd you know that last part?

Hey, what the [bleep] morty?

Hey, what the hell? Your leg is healed.

Hey, where's the...

Hey, who's interested in a friendly bet

Hey, whoa, what the [bleep]

Hey, why do you have Future's self titled album on vinyl?

Hey, you know what?

Hey, you two. Did you

Hey!

Hey! Half of Knightley's Eight

Hey! That's my wallet! Oh, God!

Hey. How'd you get here?

Hey. You guys think there's something weird

Hi, honey.

Hi, I'm my underaged daughter's mother.

Hi, Morty. Do you want to develop an app?

Hi. I've placed an auto response chip in my brain

Him? No.

His followers believe the entire universe

Hit me on the next one.

Hmm, Globaflyn?

Hmm. How are you responding?

Hmm. Interesting intel.

Hologram Rick: Alright, Morty, a deal's a deal.

Holy [bleep]

Holy [bleep] Alright.

Holy [bleep] I love this egg.

Holy [bleep] Oh.

Holy [bleep] They've got an M&M's store.

Holy [bleep], rick. What do we

Holy shit! Just kidding.

Holy shit. Look!

Holy shitWhat happened?

Honestly, I'm proud of us for not.

Honestly, it's been a while since I've been able

Honestly, it's shocking to see the two of you together.

Honestly, Summer, I can't thank you enough.

Honestly, you're doing me a huge favor

Honey, my dad can hear you.

Honey, our daughter ran off with a Frisbee golfer

Honey, stop raising your father's cholesterol

Honey, the whole point of conquering Earth

Honeymoon over already?

Hoo, those were not cheap tickets,

How about 50 bucks? You weary of 50 bucks?

How about a quick hand bond?

How about finding the spell that unbinds me

How am I gonna die with her if I can't even talk to her?

How are they gratifying to the male at all?

How bad could it be?

How big is this city?!

How could Heistotron heist us if he's not even here yet?

How did you find us?

How did you not recognize me?

How did you reach my sanctum?

How do I know I'm not hallucinating?

How do we get out of here? Morty, relax.

How do you saddle a fart?

How do you win this fucking game?

How funny is that?

How ironic.

How is he still breathing? Aah!

How is it going? Really good, commander.

How long did that take?

How long does it take you to fly to Florida?

How much is it to get in?

How much water are you sucking

How old is your dad?

How serious is the situation?

How the fuck did Okay, okay, I'm on it.

How the hell do you get a flat tire in space, Rick?

How to bring my body back to life?

How to live in the moment a little more.

How's it going? 'Sup.

Huh, a and then what?

Huh, guess I don't have it as bad as I thought

Huh! Tuxedo scuba lessons? Ooh!

Huh?

Huh. Neat looking egg.

Huh. You know what?

Huh. You know what? You're right.

Hurry up, Morty. Get in!

Hurry! Go, go!

Hyah!

I I feel like we're forgetting something.

I I love buying things so much, morty.

I I love you. You're my little buddy.

I I need tickets.

I ain't better than shit, Jack.

I ain't swallowing no centipede.

I already said "up next." You always do this.

I am at your service.

I am programmed to always be looking for the next big score.

I am programmed to double cross.

I am the concept of time.

I am the god of death!

I am the Jesus Christ of Christmas!

I await your next command.

I beg your pardon?

I believe this is yours.

I can do this

I can do this.

I can help people now.

I can practically taste the eggnog.

I can recognize the sound of a seagull.

I can turn it off. I thought it was cooler

I can't believe floaty bloody man is real.

I can't believe I'm tearing up over this.

I can't believe you're finally headed off to college.

I can't put my finger on why,

I can't. I'm an intern.

I challenge you to a heist of the crystal skull of Horowitz.

I could get used to this magic stuff.

I could hang lights without killing myself.

I could maybe No, no, look.

I could spend all night down here.

I couldn't hear you over my own screaming.

I deserve that.

I did explore infinite universes,

I did it without you.

I did it! We're landing!

I didn't ask for anyone's help.

I didn't do shit.

I didn't know how sexual dragons were.

I didn't know it was you.

I didn't know they all were.

I didn't see you trying anything!

I do not know Rick.

I don't accept your weird leap in logic

I don't alwaysdo shit. Don't gaslight me.

I don't care. I just want you.

I don't got any more rules. That's it.

I don't know how to thank you, goomby.

I don't know if adventures fit into my son's life.

I don't know if that's by coincidence

I don't know that at all. I regularly teleport.

I don't know what to do. Oh, now you want my help.

I don't know, I think it's kind of sweet.

I don't know, Morty. I don't know! Aah!

I don't know.

I don't like how meta this is getting, rick.

I don't like these little jabs you get in, Elon.

I don't really get it, but it sounds like that's the point.

I don't sequel. It's called integrity.

I don't suppose you guys will take a bribe?

I don't think their society's gonna be that hard to navigate.

I don't want to [bleep] an egg, Rick! I'm sorry, Morty.

I don't want to see any more anime stuff

I don't want to stop!

I don't want to think about what I do when I get out of school.

I don't want to.

I doubt it, but you get what you get

I doubt this rivalry can be settled with words.

I dunno, Rick. That looks a little too wet.

I feel the same way.

I find the insinuation that I can't ask questions

I fucking earned it.

I fucking hate magic!

I get it.

I got to admit, you were right.

I got to help my grandson follow his dreams.

I grow tired of eavesdropping and masturbating

I grow weary of you humans.

I guess I got to learn

I guess I should take the pizza back.

I guess that counts.

I guess we both just had to take a [bleep]

I guess, and finishing the Christmas lights.

I guess, as long as you're okay, that's all we care about.

I had an incredible meeting.

I happen to be between relationships right now.

I hate heists so much,

I have 800,000 kids.

I have a million cooler friends than you.

I have dreams! And how's Summer?

I have it on good authority

I haven't read all this yet.

I healed your leg 50%.

I hoard that which your kind covets.

I hope it's not because you're watching but don't go anywhere.

I hope to one day.

I I can't be the reason why 19 billion snakes lost all hope.

I I did, and, um..

I I didn't have a mustache.

I I don't have to. Sorry if that was

I I don't know snake math.

I I don't want to talk about it.

I I feel down on on on the floor.

I I got this.

I I got to process this.

I I got uploaded to your clone vat.

I I guess, uh, that that's it.

I I hate this! I hate all of this!

I I I also wanted to let you know

I I I feel dirty after everything that's happened.

I I I helped them

I I I I'm good.

I I I just wanted to know where she got this necklace from.

I I I really want to shower.

I I I was I I I had developed

I I I was a scientist still.

I I I'm closing the door.

I I I'm your partner. Thanks, Morty.

I I I've seen them do it.

I I it's okay. You aren't real.

I I just wish you'd open up

I I need that shoe!

I I thought you were proud to be a hologram!

I I was kinda funny sometimes, mostly burping.

I I'm gonna nip this shit in the bud.

I I'm gonna take that shower.

I I'm not putting that back on my face! Relax. It's dead.

I I'm sorry. We We We thought you were evil.

I I've been thinking, and, you know,

I in...f g g g P P Peru.

I Is this one friendly?

I It can make us forget.

I It really shows. But um...

I It was too wet.

I It's bleeding acid.

I just

I just don't like taking cheap shots, you know?

I just failed to predict how well

I just want to be clean!

I just want to remind you that some people can't hold anything

I kind of just wanted to do some D&D stuff, you know?

I knew I could do it.

I knew you would say that.

I know exactly what I want to do.

I know that's a dragon.

I know the only reason to travel by train

I know the point of conquering Earth.

I know, but, you know, come on.

I know, it's like pick a lane.

I know. I Should Should we help?

I know. It was part of mine, too.

I know. My wrists are killing me.

I like doing it.You're embarrassing yourself.

I like his style.[ Keys jingle ]

I like Mr. Meeseeks.

I like to jerk off. I'm 14. I own it.

I love soaring through the sky with you as equals.

I love you ever since you were...

I love you, morty. Give grandpa a kiss.

I love you, Morty. I love you, Morty.

I love you.

I made that android with a lot of C4.

I made you move over here for no reason.

I made your atomic matrix slightly lighter than air,

I mean are you real, is life real?

I mean that. Thank you.

I mean, "Time for a show."

I mean, d d did I at least sell out

I mean, I think we're just about ready to forgive him

I mean, if that's what you want.

I mean, it's at least it's interesting, though.

I mean, it's kind of cute.

I mean, look, we are designed to suck on faces and lay eggs.

I mean, w who's worried about that, huh?

I might only be two minutes old, but I know you're a legend.

I n I never get to be out here.

I need death crystals from Forbodulon Prime.

I need to pee. Nope.

I need you in one spot for a clean mind scan.

I never get to do anything.

I never really left you.

I only wish you could've bought more.

I play piano.

I pretended to like to make my friends shut up.

I programmed you to believe that.

I programmed you to believe that. I programmed you...

I programmed you to build nanobots

I quit, I'm gay, and I love Xander.

I quit! Augh!

I ran all the way here while staring at your profile.

I really don't like the attitude around here.

I said mine was.

I said, "I'll do it for a dragon."

I said, "No."

I saved his life by making his body slightly lighter than air,

I see you appear to be holding a death crystal

I shall be joining them.

I should've known you were behind this, and I did.

I started all this when I tried to control Balthromaw,

I started getting into Strap on porn?

I started today disgusted and embarrassed to be your son,

I summon thee, Balthromaw.

I summon thee.

I suppose you think you have a better story

I take it all back!

I think grief flushes your cheeks.

I think I just need to be alone

I think the best way to answer that

I think we got away with it.

I think you have to think ahead andlive in the moment.

I thought I knew everything about everything.

I thought maybe you were pussying out.

I thought the rock monster was here to introduce a physicist.

I thought there'd be a time machine in here.

I thought this was about drugs or guns

I thought you were a shy pooper.

I thought you were masturbating!

I told you not to look at that egg!

I told you, no more rays.

I took a living snake

I took my own clone vat offline a couple seasons ago,

I tripped on a fire hydrant and fell down,

I trust, the kind of strange that makes Rick and Morty...

I trusted you!

I understand.

I usually keep a Meeseeks box in my glove compartment,

I wanna suck on you, too. I'm gonna suck you so hard.

I want a family. Can we have a family.

I want my dragon! I want my dragon!

I want my dragon![ Gas hisses ]

I want my dragon.

I want my dragon.Let me give you rocket shoes.

I want to comfort the people who are dying,

I want to die old!

I want to enter my lair and sleep upon my hoard

I want to have fun, classic Rick and Morty adventures

I want to work in hospice.

I want you to take us to the airport

I want your cookies.

I wanted to kind of celebrate before it goes away.

I warned you not to do that.

I was eating, and you're dirty.

I was just joking around, you

I was just playing along with you guys.

I was just trying to do the right thing.

I was living in the moment all day,

I was screaming for help, and you stayed on the roof?

I was sent by a society of human snake hybrids...

I was thinking we could hang out?

I was working with a lot.

I wasn't born into the god business.

I wasn't trying. You don't have to.

I will always remember our time in Peru, Your Honor.

I will avenge my death.

I will. Thanks.

I wish we could suck on each other.

I won't let you die, and I won't tell Beth

I wonder why.[ Cellphone beeps ]

I work in a volcano.

I wouldn't say that, marcus.

I, uh I got this, Morty.

I...did this?

I...w w will a al sways

I...will...die...old!

I'd have loved to explore in my class.

I'd say it [bleep] worked.

I'll [bleep] cook and eat your ticket taking [bleep]

I'll be able to drink water for weeks because of you.

I'll be the judge of when we get too meta.

I'll bring Rick back to life.

I'll do it right now.

I'll eat any [bleep] I want. Gross.

I'll fly into the fucking Sun.

I'll have to call you back.

I'll have to rig us a couple of space suits

I'll just hang out with you and go on adventures

I'll keep you safe. What the

I'll kick you. I I'll kick your shin, bro.

I'll now fuel my anthology with your

I'll still be into a jam band for old junkies,

I'll take care of this at once.

I'll take his turn.

I'll take it. Thanks.[ Gun cocks ]

I'll think or say whatever gets me home.

I'm I'm a dragon.

I'm a [bleep] god now! You're [bleep]!

I'm a bit of a shy pooper.

I'm a crisis detection and correction hologram

I'm a Rick from another reality.

I'm a talking cat, but "Who cares why?" is my point.

I'm a toothpicker now. Get used to it.

I'm afraid not.

I'm almost done. You know what?

I'm asking too many questions, aren't I?

I'm being assaulted!

I'm being summoned by Morty

I'm bonding too.

I'm coming for you, Condor![ Crowd cheers ]

I'm cool if you are. Honestly, that sounds great.

I'm fine. Get off Rick's back.

I'm getting the one next door,

I'm going with the crystal on this one.

I'm gonna daughter your brains out, bitch.

I'm gonna do what I've always done.

I'm gonna get the [bleep] outta here.

I'm gonna have to invent it for them.

I'm gonna look at their name tags, and I'm gonna say,

I'm gonna mother you until your 18th birthday,

I'm guessing you'd rather not be tagged in this.

I'm hungry, I want your cookies.

I'm immune to your nanobots.

I'm in! I'm in!

I'm in.

I'm just gonna go ahead and avoid you

I'm just him with tusks.

I'm just saying for next time, maybe put more thought

I'm just trying to figure out what's going on with this train.

I'm just usually around people that die faster.

I'm just, uh, following...my...instincts.

I'm looking for a little magic, a little fantasy.

I'm making an egg, Mom. I'm making an egg!

I'm Mr. Meeseeks!

I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!

I'm not a bee, Dad.

I'm not a writer, okay?

I'm not because you are not doing this tonight!

I'm not cyberstalking!

I'm not gonna [bleep] lose him.

I'm not gonna win any popularity contests by saying it,

I'm not helping you any more than that,

I'm not in danger. There's nothing out here.

I'm okay with our adventures?

I'm only here because I have a certain power

I'm out! I quit!

I'm political now. How 'bout you, Jerry?

I'm ready when you are.

I'm reminding myself to commit even more to your fuck up.

I'm right back where where right back in the saddle here.

I'm saying that you've been great, Steve,

I'm so glad you asked, morty.

I'm sorry I didn't 9/11

I'm sorry if I've been taking it out on you.

I'm sorry, son.

I'm sorry! It's my fault. It's all my fault!

I'm sorry. All good. Happy to help.

I'm starting to think heists are just really dumb now, you know?

I'm talking about the talking cat in my bedroom.

I'm that supreme court lady, and you [bleep] did it.

I'm the guy with only one hover chair.

I'm trying to cheat on my wife.

I'm very much alive, and I need your help.

I'm...assuming... we...maybe...

I've been alive seven minutes.

I've been back in reality for three hours,

I've been expecting you, Rick.

I've been getting into beekeeping lately.

I've done plenty of effed up stuff in my life.

I've got [bleep] to do.

I've got a date with dumping a dating app.

I've got a plan, okay. You just have to follow my lead.

I've got a quick solo adventure to go on,

I've got something to tell you. Let me guess.

I've got to tell you something, Jerry.

I've hurt more.

I've seen what makes you cheer!

I've seen your Pornhub account.

Ice spell! Ice spell!

Identify yourself.

If I put it down, I'm going to float.

If I survive, it'll be without you,

If I were, it wouldn't be much of a double cross.

If I'm random or planned?

If it doesn't, please like and subscribe.

If it's just warm liquid you want trickled over your body,

If Morty ever gives up on a single dream,

If not, then just gimme two tugs on the arm.

If our collective behavior is just random enough,

If that "triggers" you, [bleep] off.

If that's drug slang, I need to know it.

If the wizard knows we are here, he will imprison us.

If there's ever a saying about me,

If we wanted one offs, we'd do interdimensional cable,

If you bite your first contact on its ankle,

If you could just say anything other than what you don't want.

If you don't want to be meta stop, deconstructing shit.

If you spare me, I can make your crotch a salt lick.

If you want professional badges, you need to put a crew together.

If you want to take a beat

If you wanted to join.

If you're talking about the code adjustments you made

If you're talking to a cat, it's an abnormal event

If you're trying to be hurtful,

If you're willing to accept that you need to stop.

If your heaven is toilets, that's on you.

Iiiiiiii, hello.

Imagine being a racist snake.

Impressive. But what does it even matter

In a heist off! [ Crowd cheers, air horn blows ]

In a story proposed by lesbian cartoonist allison

In a testosterone addled fucking third grade boy.

In a time dilated reality.

In fact, and get this, when he met my family...

In here and g get us home.

In that case, I'm sorry

In the car.

In the dangers of AI,

In the end, snake overcame machine

In this sort of big storage grid machine,

In ways...that lead... to dying...with you.

In you go. What's happening?

In your head by my nanobots.

Incredibly serious, and every minute counts.

Initiate Employee Evaluation Mode.

Instead of two heist movies I slept through,

Inter dimensional travel, I I I I had a daughter.

Into a beautiful short film that your parents'll pay for,

Into another crazy adventure, but can we just relax

Into it before a whole day of

Into making universe destroying,

Into our hearts. How?

Into the station.

Is "progress" and society and skysc****rs.

Is attacking our nation's final line of defense.

Is either boring as hell or about to get shot.

Is floaty bloody man's nightmare as he dies

Is he dissolved?

Is it gonna fuck up my brain?

Is one that was never written.

Is something wrong with that?

Is that an origami horse?

Is that code for something? Someone look that up.

Is that gonna happen to us?

Is that so? Oh, well. Win win.

Is that the tickets please guy?

Is that true? I don't know.

Is the free gift of eternal life.

Is the wet, naked clone.It is obvious.

Is there a reason you can speak?

Is there anything you have to say for yourself?

Is there someone with a gun or

Is this are you [bleep] with me?

Is this how we die, Rick? Is this how we die?!

Is this the guy?

Is to travel with weapons.

Is Tony here? I br I brought him some, uh,

Is with my christmas rick tale.

Isaac Asimov bull[bleep] right there.

Isn't the point to protect

It it works. Call the police!

It actually took less training than you'd think.

It appears the only perfect heist

It can only help.

It clearly took something from you.

It connects the whatever you want section

It could give the cynical grave robbing

It could have been.

It had better be because of his own disillusionment.

It hardly matters.

It is about living.

It is my thing.

It is?

It isa hot photo.

It makes them "Ocean's Twelve," by far the worst one.

It makes you strong like a boob.

It matters, because it explodes

It pains me that you can feel my pain.

It seems to make everyone that gets it really happy.

It took my wife.

It was him.

It wears off in 10 hours,

It will be when I find whoever shit in my toilet.

It'll get us through these asteroids sooner.

It's It's annoying. All right.

It's it's kind of your fault

It's a calling card from Miles Knightley, a heist artist,

It's a dragon, dip knob.

It's a female snake.

It's a human moment, morty.

It's a human moment.

It's a miracle they were able to fling one this far out

It's a pointless bid for control.

It's a snake.

It's a toothpick.

It's a very "lower me into acid" attitude.

It's a very achievable goal. You could lose him.

It's actually Buzz Advil, Morty,

It's all good, man. I'm fine with it.

It's almost 3:00. Why? What's wrong?

It's an alien cliff.

It's an honor to meet you, sir.

It's called being talented.

It's called discipline. Watch this.

It's cool.

It's enough to really make you question

It's exactly that kind of shit

It's full circle from the pilot.

It's Glootie, and he's had a change of heart.

It's gonna be alright.

It's high time I emerge from my cum cocoon.

It's important our non plan starts randomly,

It's just a training video. That didn't actually happen.

It's just crazy how much it feels

It's just part of my job, ma'am.

It's me, the whiny guy you never want to hear from.

It's my jail time. I I can spend it however I want.

It's my jam.

It's not a real train, it's a story device.

It's not important, Jerry.

It's okay. I have one, too.

It's okay. I'm you.

It's okay. It's okay. It's not real.

It's on its way.

It's over. Oh, hey.

It's possible overcoming them

It's showtime, Morty,

It's so good. It's so warm.

It's so youdon't develop his app.

It's the job. That was it. Bye.

It's totally unexpected.

It's what bullies call a "fait accompli."

It's, like, identical to this, actually.

It's, uh, hard losing a friend.

Its final stop beyond the fifth wall.

J Just let me analyze the snake's planet,

Jeff, don't do it!

Jeff, I can explain everything.

Jerry Smith, I am here to save you.

Jerry, are you in the air?

Jerry, don't.I want to see.

Jerry, I didn't use it. Did you?

Jerry, I have a device.

Jerry, I paused Beth with a device

Jerry, I was worried about you.

Jerry, I'll tell you what.

Jerry, why would I give Morty a talking dragon

Jerry, will you please just let me automate this fucking task?

Jerry: An ominous beeping app.

Jerry: So, we fight our way to the gas line,

Jess i ca?

Jessica! [ Laughing ] Oh!

Jessica. I want to die with Jessica.

Jesus Chris, I don't wanna think about that [bleep]

Jesus Christ, Rick, it's pandemonium out there!

Jesus Christ, who the [bleep] was I?

Jesus Christ!

Jesus Christ! I I die a million times?

Jesus christ.

Jesus Christ. All right.

Jesus is always knocking at the door.

Jesus, I accept you into my heart.

Jesus, Morty, that sucks.

Jesus, no.

Jesus, rick, you know, you've really softened up.

Jesus, Summer, why'd you let these things

Jesus, your Glorzo got [bleep] done.

Jesus: I have come not to judge

Jesus!

Jesus! The tickets please guy is cut!

Jipe: Hey, Jerry, after this game,

Jorge, that was a good one,

Just be cool, Morty.

Just be sure to use it with the rocket shoes,

Just because I can't interact with solid matter

Just because it's your birthday doesn't mean

Just close your eyes and go to him in prayer.

Just doin' what I gotta do.

Just don't Glorzo Earth.

Just fucking let magic guide your arrow.

Just have fun.

Just have fun. I'm I'm

Just have to keep my grip.

Just how I adventure, dawg.

Just landed on our doorstep, we finally have a chance.

Just let me listen to the podcast next time.

Just like yours is dying alone and yours is jerking off.

Just remember to let me in sometimes, you know?

Just seeing if you guys pay any attention to me.

Just shut up and help me with these, please.

Just to be clear, this doesn't mean you helped me.

Just to keep the universe existing?

Just want to be a part of the fun.

Just want to clarify, are these real sex positions?

Just would've been nice to have heard this sooner

Keep moving.

Keep up, shit bag.

Keep your head inside.

Kid, if you're slowing down 'cause you think

Kill this Nazi prick!

Killing an estimated total of 57,000.

Kind of, like, gets in your throat?

King Shit on his throne of loneliness.

Lab coat end ripoff.

Lab coat Ripoff Dr. Strange.

Lame. I accept.

Last thing I remember, I was, ugh, in a cave

Later, chodes.

Lazily contrived bull[bleep] like it's not even there.

Leah! Leah, check it out.

Leave us.

Let me give you a fucking rocket hat.

Let me give you Wolverine claws.

Let that ointment sit for 10 minutes or you'll die

Let them be a powerful but confusing monument

Let us just come get you.

Let's find a planet with a garden hose first.

Let's get ready to not rumble.

Let's get the fuck out of here.

Let's get the hell out of here fast.

Let's get this fight over with, nerd.

Let's get you to that Netflix meeting.

Let's go enjoy a little bit of eggnog, huh?

Let's go live to that.

Let's go!Ow! Ow!

Let's go.

Let's go. We can put the Earth back later.

Let's just get the hell outta here

Let's just take it easy and riff, you know.

Let's lick [bleep]

Let's loop this corpse.

Let's see the truth.

Let's take a look at what they should have done.

Let's talk over here.

Let's watch some interdimensional cable.

Lethal response was permitted,

Life has been hollow since I lost her.

Life is life, and that's the way it goes.

Lightning bridge!

Like a really dumb, uncreative, super sweaty name.

Like getting a regular flat.

Like I'll even be using it in 10 hours.

Like I'm your mother, you childish prick.

Like in the old days.

Like it's dreaming of something more?

Like it's hopeless.

Like that without repercussions?

Like this.

Like... your dad keeps bees.

Limitless potential, propelling it to

Lips if you want.

Listen to me!

Listen, don't waste any time explaining.

Listen, I'm programmed for tolerance, Morty.

Listen, this is all my fault.

Listen, we need your help.

Listen.[ Rhythmic hissing ]

Literally everything is out here,

Literally. A literal literary device

Little girls at a sleepover?

Long live the big, bad, doo doo daddy.

Look at this guy. He wants to eat me so bad.

Look at you sitting there,

Look away, Beth! Daddy loves you!

Look closer.

Look, I want to be a strong man for you, but the truth is

Look, I'm a primate. I I'm having a hard time

Look, Morty, I did not know that that was gonna happen.

Look, Rick might be the epitome of bloated flesh privilege,

Look, this is better than them attacking us.

Look, to be honest, I'm kind of grossed out

Look, uh, on the off chance that you used the app

Look, you're the guy that wanted an epic adventure.

Looking at some wet egg and Oh, that probably did it.

Looks like I'm kind of a celebrity around here.

Looks like you and I...[ Cellphone beeps ]

Looks like you got yourself in a lick of trouble, huh, Morty?

Looks like you're available for a job.

Losing continuity.

Love Glorzo.

Love it.

Lovefinderrz, with two "R's" and a "Z."

Low point in your life, rebound from an ex, et cetera.

Lower him into acid.

Lucky for us, he just made bully bullying the new bullying!

M Maybe I can find that wizard's portal spell

Ma Makes you think Yeah, I'm sure you'll make this

Made me floaty? Pfft.

Made us believe in ourselves more than ever.

Mailed to me.

Make me a shining city on a hill for you.

Making a whole swarm of enemies.

Making sure to keep out of a rut.

Man #2: Reggie, you alright in there? [ Growling ]

Man on TV: Everyone has a plumbus in their home.

Man, I can't believe we're almost done, Rick.

Man, I I I wonder why I had a black eye.

Man, I just want to open my Christmas presents.

Man, it's as if someone stole his enthusiasm for his own idea.

Man, really shouldn't have gone with swords.

Man, this is really coming together.

Man, you know, I

Man: [ Screams ]

Man: Did you get any of that?

Man: Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?

Man: Ugh, ad wall?[ Cellphones blooping ]

Manipulating the fabric of shit.

May as well take turns exchanging stories.

May his reign last 1,000 years.

Maya Angelou did personify both acquiescence and perseverance.

Maybe a quick soul bone before I go.

Maybe don't tell your parents we did this?

Maybe he's having an affair.

Maybe I'll use my intern.

Maybe it's time for you to get off my brother.

Maybe it's time you stopped asking questions

Maybe we could try again?

Maybe we should just call this off.

Maybe we, uh Maybe we don't tell people about this one.

Me and my friends want to fly around

Me? No. God, of course not.

Means you can just walk all over me?

Merry Christmas, bitch.

Merry Christmas, fuck nuts. Get to work.

Merry christmas, goomby.

Merry christmas, rick.

Mind scan? Look, you're overthinking it.

Mine begins on planet ramamama.

Mine is heavy today.

Mine is never light.

Mm, mm, mm. Uh huh.

Mm, Rick, do you feel...

Mm, yes. Yes, yes, of course.

Mom told me she wanted me to stay here

Mom, can I talk to you

Mom, can I try your tea?

More like council of [bleep]

More like Trying Too Hard Con.

Morty, "Adventures of Jerry and Morty," huh?

Morty, are you done with your homework?

Morty, be sure to pee before we go.

Morty, but right now, we really just need to find my ship.

Morty, do me a solid problematic wordplay aside

Morty, do you have a death crystal in your pocket?

Morty, do you know what the bechdel test is?

Morty, enough with the Snakes!

Morty, get out of my head. I know just the temple.

Morty, go ahead and activate this golem.

Morty, goddamn it. Come on.

Morty, gross! That's what people call them.

Morty, hold on to something.

Morty, how's that book working out for you,

Morty, I can explain.

Morty, I caught this socialist in my bathrobe.

Morty, I love

Morty, morty.

Morty, never forget the highest truth of all

Morty, next time, stay in the car.

Morty, put this in your backpack.

Morty, shut the fuck up and put these on.

Morty, stop being a creepy, perverted cyberstalker.

Morty, stop talking to your sister about jerking off.

Morty, the moral of this story is bros before dragons.

Morty, the moral of this story is bros rescue dragons.

Morty, we saw you on the news. Are you okay?

Morty, what the hell did you do?

Morty, would you please accompany me

Morty, you know outer space is up, right? Yeah, yeah.

Morty, you want superpowers?

Morty: Elon Tusk.

Morty: I'm dying, Rick.

Morty: So what do you think?

Morty: Wait, wait, what?

Morty! That was a fast trial.

Morty? I told you if you found me again,

Morty? Morty?

Morty? Yeah, right.

Morty.Oh! Oh! Oh!

Morty's starting to look like a '90s Japanese ghost.

Motherfucker!

Must be nice.

Must be nice. Try getting here from Malibu.

Must...continue... moving...

Mwah.

My apologies, Lieutenant Commander.

My appearance is designed to be familiar and to put you at ease.

My ass! My ass!

My best friend and personal savior,

My daughter's about to be ****d!

My God.

My heists will still rule.

My little brother got bit by a snake in outer space

My lord, we await your command.

My name is Jerry Smith. I live in the suburbs.

My name is mike johnson. That's good coffee.

My name's Gleer these days.

My question is, "Seriously?"

My soul. Oh!

My time to shine.

My wife's still alive.

N n n n nothing's real.

Nah, it's kind of boring now that they're together.

Nah, what's that?

Nailed that landing.

Narrator: 17 billion snake lives ended on June 21, 2026.

Need some people for a thing, Glar.

Negative. Excuse me?

Nerds that refuse to admit they're Christian.

Netflix Exec: Crazy day, huh?

Netflix is pretty interested,

Never follow the rules.

Never mind.[ Cellphone beeps ]

Never thought I'd see Angie Flint

New videos every Glorzday.

Next time, stay in the fucking car.

Nice to whoa!

Nice, Morty! Give a little "yee haw" if you want.

Nice.

No bad story ends with a cape.

No more secret testing.

No need.

No problem. At ease, Solider.

No refunds.

No, and only the lame fans want that.

No, because I've seen your videos,

No, but, uh, all those ones marked with red sticker, yeah.

No, Dad, no.

No, I don't think we should forget,

No, I get it. You got a lot on your plate, amigo.

No, I I didn't, I Whoa, whoa, whoa. No

No, I I I I hate being in my car.

No, I think you better go.

No, I'm I'm good. All right, then.

No, I'm not! I'm being assaulted!

No, it looks like this.

No, it was alright.

No, it's not. It's awful!

No, look away!

No, look, can you please just go?

No, no, don't touch that shoe or that money.

No, no, no, he's fine, but this is a team oper [burps] ation,

No, no, no, I don't wanna be a burden.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

No, no, no! Morty, Morty, Morty, I'm so excited for you.

No, no, no! This is like torture.

No, obviously not. You're huge.

No, Randotron, it's not a good time!

No, really, who?

No, thanks.

No, thanks. I'm fine. I've got my book.

No, they aren't.

No, wait. Y Yes.

No, you do not.

No! Maybe! You little monster!

No! No! We've already been heisted!

No! This sucks.

No! You son of a bitch!

No.

No. As a matter of fact, you're not nipping anything in the bud.

No. First thing I remember is...

No. I'll do it anyway.

No. I'm part of the floaty nogasm brotherhood.

No. Shh.

No. Um, um, I can ask.

No. Your randomness does not confuse me.

Nobody chokes me without consent.

Nobody ever wanted to see that shit.

Nobody should control anyone,

Nobody's here because their life's going so great

Nobody's hiring an ex con

Nobody's out there shopping with this [bleep] virus.

Non diagetic reality.

Nope, I'm on molly.

Nope, nope.

Nope.

Not all of it. Sorry, Dad.

Not bad, Morty.

Not buying it is an act of buying it.

Not cloning your grandpa has got to go!

Not even pushing a little bit towards the limit.

Not here, you don't.

Not in here! Not in here!

Not only did you just kill your only ally,

Not so fast, boys.

Not some uptight, overwritten

Not this.

Not you, that's for sure

Nothing out there is canon!

Nothing. I didn't say anything.

Now get the fuck back in the car.

Now I will fight you.

Now quit fucking up, and let's go.

Now we're doing something we've done before.

Now what do you say we bring this train

Now what?

Now you just sound like Real Rick.

Now, come have dinner with my beautiful family.

Now, come on. Where are you going?

Now, I'm at the light store.

Now, I'm gonna tell my grandson you ran off

Now, if you'll excuse me,

Now, shut up, and stay close.

Now, that's what I call draggin'.

Now, they're gonna do it so early that it won't involve us,

Now, with the four fresh, wet sluts that

Nutrients? Yeah.

Obviously from a sharp thing in space, Morty.

Obviously, it's a space snake.

Obviously, the most likely imposter

Obviously, we can't know that.

Of a sumerian god named "ya"

Of bringing you all in.

Of capitalism and said "yes, daddy, please."

Of consuming a living sun,

Of course this thing is just a [bleep] circle.

Of course, total mind fuck.

Of course! You know, you

Of Purge Planet, Morty? Gear World?

Of support for this genre.

Of your brain to the whatever you have section.

Of your masturbation cave in eons.

Oh [bleep]

Oh [bleep] we we should head over.

Oh [bleep]!

Oh, [bleep] Aw, man!

Oh, [bleep] It's them!

Oh, [bleep] Rick! Rick, what time is it?

Oh, [bleep] since we were in eggs.

Oh, ah, that's half of them.

Oh, alright, okay.

Oh, and then you guys can get married,

Oh, boy, so, you actually learned something today?

Oh, boy, what an adventure, huh?

Oh, brother.

Oh, buddy. Oh, that's amazing.

Oh, can I be, like, a sexy arrow shooty lady?

Oh, crap, he's gonna die. What were you thinking?

Oh, crap. [ Coughs ]

Oh, don't be sorry, sweetie. We're all in this together.

Oh, fuck, my fucking eye, oh!

Oh, God, I have to shit an egg.

Oh, God, it hurts.

Oh, God, ugh.

Oh, God!

Oh, God! Kill me! Please kill me!

Oh, God! Oh, God!

Oh, God. The wizard must have hung Balthromaw!

Oh, hold on.

Oh, how dare you!

Oh, I guess he's coming out of the courthouse now.

Oh, I guess we, uh

Oh, I might be fucked.

Oh, I thought that kind of talk was part of street ball.

Oh, I, uh, pooped

Oh, I'll eat it, because this is my house, Rick.

Oh, I'm sorry. I imbued it with

Oh, is this a double beat? Oh, well.

Oh, it hurts. Oh God,

Oh, it's okay.

Oh, it's purple.

Oh, jesus christ.

Oh, just killing some snakes up here like everyone else,

Oh, let let me, uh, help help you out here, buddy.

Oh, look at you.

Oh, man, I I'm sorry I didn't tell you about this, Rick.

Oh, man, I'm sorry, rick. I guess I'll return it.

Oh, man, ugh.Fuck this.

Oh, man! Oh, [bleep]!Well, well, well. Mm.

Oh, morty, it's been hijacked

Oh, my God, I...

Oh, my God, it's my first gay wedding.

Oh, my God, oh, [bleep]

Oh, my God, this is so much fun!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. I was just reading you.

Oh, my God. Morty!

Oh, my God. Oh, the fire of of it all.

Oh, my God. You're not laughing?

Oh, my kids play that.

Oh, my! I am so sorry.

Oh, no, no, that's just my custom programmed,

Oh, no, no. You you don't want to eat that.

Oh, now you're progressive?!

Oh, of course. No rules for you.

Oh, oh, God, I killed their

Oh, oh, just now seeing the staff.

Oh, oh, no. Oh Wait, please, no!

Oh, oh, oh, no. Shit!

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, there's just

Oh, ow, ow, ow, ow, oh!

Oh, real nice, Rick. Turning our son into an Akira?

Oh, really?

Oh, right, gee, sorry. I got caught up again.

Oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit, oh, shit.

Oh, shit. He signed it.

Oh, so you like being alive?

Oh, son of a bitch.

Oh, thank God.

Oh, thank god. I'm not too late.

Oh, the air's getting thin!

Oh, the shit I can't.

Oh, this is so cool!

Oh, this?

Oh, to...

Oh, too late now!

Oh, um, c can I drive? Why?

Oh, wait, you're actually gonna

Oh, well you came to the right place...[ Guns cock ]

Oh, well, uh, okay.

Oh, yeah

Oh, yeah, no. Why would I...?

Oh, yeah, uh, thanks for reminding me.

Oh, yeah, well, what the [bleep]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, now you respect, like,

Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't even look.

Oh, yeah? Okay.

Oh, yeah? Why's that?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. I'm

Oh, yeah. Whoa, Jesus.

Oh, you don't have to pretend you didn't date him

Oh, you're [bleep] now! I told you!

Oh, you're dying.

Oh, you're gonna love this.

Oh, you're small for a dragon, Rick.

Oh!

Oh! [ both laugh ]

Oh! Aah! Ow!

Oh! How are we gonna stop it?

Oh! Oh, yeah

Oh! Ugh, I'm bonding.

Oh! Whoa! Whoa!

Oh! Yeah.

Oh.

Oh. Jessica.

Oh. Uh um.

Oh. Uh...

Ohh! 'Kay.

Ohhh, shit.

Okay, back to work.

Okay, buddy. Nice and grounded,

Okay, but there's no way you don't chop your dick off.

Okay, but why Florida?

Okay, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me.

Okay, dragon, here's the house rules.

Okay, Glootie, take the app down.

Okay, guys, change of plans.

Okay, he's gone. Listen up.

Okay, here's where the stupid vignettes were.

Okay, I don't know who that is.

Okay, I'll bite.

Okay, I'm calling the nurse because you are not

Okay, listen up, slut dragons!

Okay, look, let's just do it once.

Okay, morty, tell a story unrelated to us.

Okay, now it's dead.

Okay, now we're talking. You know what?

Okay, now, not so much.

Okay, okay, look, if you help me not die,

Okay, plan B. Morty, now.

Okay, see you soon.

Okay, so how how do we hijack it?

Okay, so w what are we doing?

Okay, so, it's kind of all

Okay, that that sounds Wow.

Okay, that's You slut!

Okay, there's really no need to get savage.

Okay, tickets please guy, stop the anthology.

Okay, w w what do you want? What do you want?

Okay, well who tells interns what to do?

Okay, well, I'm not cleaning up this [bleep]

Okay, well, I'm sorry I made you do your job for a [bleep] day!

Okay, yeah, this might be a little harder than I thought.

Okay, you guys don't have to listen to me,

Okay, you know what? It would really help

Okay.

Okay. Alright.

Okay. And y'know, it shows.

Okay. Uh, Jesus.

On a really awesome toilet I found

On fate's glaring teeth like we're brushing fate's teeth

On the count of three.

On the internet. It's there. Buy it. Buy the train.

On the prize. Sometimes just relaxing.

On two slices of whole...gun.

Once again, I'm so sorry for what they

Once he's dissolved, lower someone else into acid.

Once upon a time, my mom and my sister...

Once we bring your Rick back to life,

One Diet Sprite Remix, please,

One Dragonarchy,

One guy goes spinning away.

Only 19 billion snakes can do that.

Only if the events of the Pixar movie "Coco" are to be believed,

Only the wizard can unbind soul bonds.

Oof, oh, my God, these snakes are a mess.

Oof.

Oof. Yeah.

Ooh! [ Auctioneering ]

Ooo wee wa!

Ooo wee?

Ooo wee. That's exactly the kind of connection

Oooo weee, oooo weee, sold!

Oooo weee, that little hunk of meat's going home to pappy!

Oooo, weee!

Oooookay.

Or am I taking too much Adderall?

Or at least something I should have predicted, which I did.

Or fucked my daughter.

Or I will take you down like the black light poster you are.

Or I'll have to hunt down what you become.

Or if there's some correlation with their passion

Or is the blood just accurately depicted, yeah.

Or it'll rip your head off.

Or maybe I'll send, like, a popular animated GIF

Or not. And you can do whatever the fuck you want, Morty.

Or she's trapped in a marriage to a toilet thief.

Or the fact that I'm a fly that runs a frog restaurant.

Or was I simply getting too close to Gharkhul?

Or we can choose to be free

Or we could sneak in like professionals.

Or we could try respecting each other.

Or whatever's going on with your confusing ass hands.

Or, like, you know how egg yolk

Other stuff! Then you've killed us both!

Our our...v v t time time...

Our hosts are biologically designed to incubate our eggs.

Our little Morty knows how to scream.

Ours mastered the science of functioning,

Outer space?

Outta here. Go, now.

Over and over.

Ow!

Ow! [Bleep] monster.

Ow! Damn it, Slippy, come on.

Ow! Just please.

Ow! Why the fuck does it feel like you're whipping me?

Oy, scoping for this bit, then?

P p professor sanchez. I I'm morty smith

Peace is Glorzo.

Pearl Harbor before breakfast, but I have a life, too!

Pearl Harbor, on the other hand...

People of Brandenplot,

People that spend their life avoiding death are already dead.

People who are really dying don't keep bring it up.

People you refuse to kill and refuse to let into your life.

People, I gotta tell you something.

Picking ticks off a pig.

Play snake jazz.

Please tell me you're not hitting that crystal again.

Please welcome Knightley's Eight!

Plus if you get in kind of a cool enough relationship,

Poop with me.

Power of 12 feet

Pretty fun boat, fun people.

Pretty!

Priorities, Morty.

Prisoners are just things.

Professor Poopybutthole: Oooo weee! Big storm coming.

Professor sanchez?

Puppets. Of. Fate.

Put her feet on a cathedral Sorry to interrupt, guys.

Put her there. Dad, look, y you know,

Quantum radiator might need some nanowater.

Quiet! She's just about to summon Gharkhul.

Quite literally metaphorically containing us.

Raised my self esteem and incentivized collaboration.

Raises my self esteem!

Random time detected.

Randotron: Initiate clap sequence.

Randotron?

Randotron's algorithm is derived

Rather than on how you're gonna die.

Reacting to [bleep] youtube.

Real bright future there.

Real nice. Eat my [bleep], Jerry.

Real talk, buddy, where you at?

Really forgettable name.

Really sleepy. That's why she's not here.

Really, like, big one, you know,

Really! Weird.

Really? I thought your species had perfected relationships.

Relax, your story was supposed to be awful and stupid.

Resist, morty! Resist before he burns us out!

Resist.

Return are you insane?

Reverse digestion extrapolation.

Richard.

Rick and Morty do not doing anything!

Rick and morty were musical.

Rick and Morty, not sticking to one path.

Rick and morty.

Rick is a god! Tickets please.

Rick said this is an abnormal event.

Rick Sanchez, everyone. Smartest man in the universe.

Rick Sanchez, you son of a bitch!

Rick told me he made you floaty.

Rick wasn't even here when I was doing all that stuff.

Rick, are are you

Rick, can we listen to something else?

Rick, did you take the Tapatío?

Rick, I I want to say goodbye.

Rick, I I'm not rated to climb something this sheer.

Rick, i it's bleeding.

Rick, I think there's something you should know.

Rick, I think this was a powerful lesson

Rick, I've watched enough Pornhub to know

Rick, look, Summer!

Rick, w what's happening?

Rick, w what's he doing?

Rick, wait. Go back.

Rick, we did it! We We got it!

Rick, welcome to Knightley's Nine.

Rick: [bleep] Morty's still working on that stupid heist script.

Rick: And of course, what story would be complete

Rick: And the best part is, the fun never ends.

Rick: Crystal poachers.

Rick: I'm not co bleeding.

Rick: Man, fuck you, Summer.[ Door closes ]

Rick: Morty, you know, pal, you, uh

Rick: Oh, my God! Jesus. Oh, my God.

Rick: Okay, just stop.

Rick: The citadel of rick's story train

Rick: The story train.

Rick: Tired of the same boring adventures

Rick: Told you, Morty.

Rick!

Rick? God damn!

Rick. Morty. Why me?

Rickputer, initiate unnecessarily badass suit up.

Right after this. W what's happening?

Right there, you know?

Right, because you're always so helpful.

Right, everybody?

Right, right.

Rising over a giant beach.

Rule number one in app development, son

Rule one You are now scooper of your own poops,

Sanchez, you son of a bitch.

Sanchez's 3,329?

Saved by jesus christ.

Scorpions, scorpions.

Scorpions. Female scorpions.

Screaming every time you take a shit.

Secondly, yes.Should I pause "Ass"?

Seems kind of cynical.

Seems like a self destructive life cycle.

Seize him!

Seize them!

Seize them?! What?!

Seriously, my new thing now is snake jazz.

Sh sh she went into remission 10 years ago.

Shadow Jacker, you haven't come out

Shake him more, Morty. That was working.

Shame on you!

Shame, you slut! You slutty, slutty slut!

Share with your sister, josh.

Sharing it with your family might help.

She doesn't care about us.

She either has terrible taste,

She joined ISIS.

She just wants her [bleep] host back.

She's been talking about summoning Gharkhul

She's dead.

She's sleepy?!

She's trying to escape with her family.

Shh, quiet, idiot. Quiet.

Shield me from the law!

Shit an egg, and die.

Shit eggs, and die?

Shit! Aaah!

Shleemypants here, what's up?

Shoot it? A At people?

Shooting hoops, I see.

Shot passengers. Wrong.

Shot...People?

Should be able to walk through Heistotron's lazily contrived...

Should be colinear with Orion and Ursa Minor.

Should be ready by tomorrow.

Should've been a better species!

Should've taken me up on those Wolverine claws instead, Morty.

Shouldn't we be finding Summer?

Shouldn't you be revealing grandmas aren't real?

Shut up, morty. You're 14.

Shut up, Summer! Just let us look at an egg!

Sir, is this man bothering you?

Sir, you shouldn't wander off like that.

Siri: 10 hours has expired.

Siri: Playing The Beatles.

Sit down! Before I sentence you,

Skipped out on the last three adventures.

Slowly dying while living out an alternative

Slut thief!

Smith, listen to me. You were exposed

Snake Arms! Double Microwave! Monitor Lord! Key Catcher!

Snake jazz.

Snakes! Get back in the car!

Snakes? Time travel? They did what?

Snap out of it.

So dumb.

So good! Alright.

So I can spend time with my family.

So I can whip up an antivenom.

So I could put up some lights.

So I think my backup got rerouted to your universe.

So I'll tell you what.

So I'm covered in gravel that stuck to my sweat.

So I'm in your crew now?

So I'm willing to accept that you're doing this

So killing the wizard will break my soul bond.

So many tickets at this point

So maybe Fascist Rick does, too.

So mean. Those guys are mean.

So my jokes can land, you fucking twat.

So next time you stumble onto a toilet

So now we're here, and the engine must be here.

So sleepy.

So that our young can feast on their brains

So the 80 people that did all the work could each buy a beer.

So we could go at any minute.

So we have to wait until we're not ready.

So we may as well pull out our [bleep] and rub them

So we were sort of already pretty pretty close by.

So we'll be taking yours.

So what do you think you're gonna do about it?

So what's the evil plan?

So why don't you do what I do

So why the fuck are you back here?

So you can take a hot funeral selfie.

So you didn't need a blacksmith?

So you hired my grad students to attack me?

So you're saying my father

So, how you doing?

So, I guess what we learned is to split the diff.

So, no holographic foods?

So, really, a lot of ways of looking at this

So, tell the truth, man. No shame.

So, to me, you never ate?

So, uh, w w when do I get it?

So, uh, w what are we doing?

So, uh, why can you talk?

So, what did the train cops do wrong?

So, what do you want?

So, why did you date rick sanchez?

So, you and Morty knew you needed my help,

So, you did a 9/11?

So. Who here thinks they already know the work of Maya Angelou?

So...

Soldiers: Glory to Glorzo.

Some cultures do that.

Some people actually like that stuff.

Someone has to remember.

Someone took a small shit in the sand

Someone will.

Something he's too lazy to explain.

Sometimes it does seem like there's no way out.

Sometimes we won't even do anything!

Sometimes, I get a little in my head, you know?

Sorry about that.

Sorry to nitpick, sir, but if there was

Sorry, Hologram Rick.

Sorry, is is there more?

Sorry, Morty, we tried pussin' it.

Sorry, this lady at the store is trying to peck me.

Sorry! Sorry.

Sorry.

Sounds good.

Sounds like a win win to me. Come again?

Sounds...hot. [ Chuckles ]

Space skiing down Mount Space Everest.

Sparrow!

Spinal cord, uh, activate morphine.

Spiraling through the multiverse,

Split the diff?

Starting living life to the fullest.

State your terms.

Statutory ****! Whoa.

Stay on us for so long?

Stay there.

Steal every square inch of Heistcon.

Stealing stuff is about the stuff, not the stealing.

Step the hell back! Back!

Stick that up your ass.Oh, you're done?

Stone monster.

Stop asking questions. Stop doing meta commentary.

Stop asking stupid questions, Morty!

Stop doing that.I told you this would happen.

Stop planning your own death, and talk to whoever you want.

Stop trying to pretend like magic involves skill or thought.

Stop!

Stop! You guys would never do this.

Stop.

Story lord.

Strange.

Strong against what?

Stupid phones are destroying us.

Such a dork, keeping bees.

Suck me. C C Can we do this?

Suck on her face this instant and use her body to

Suck, and eat butt, and we kindly ask that you leave.

Sum Sum, come with us if you want to live...

Summer [scoffs] how many soul mates is that in the last week?

Summer Smith, let's get the hell out of here.

Summer, how supes shook am I

Summer, I want to [bleep] your dad.

Summer, keep your toothpick. Gross!

Summer, make it look like it's coming out of your butthole.

Summer, stop shaming your brother.

Summer, what the hell are you doing?

Summer, you bitch! You gotta be kidding me!

Summer, you fucking idiot!

Summer!

Summer? Shut up.

Summer... was...

Super my type. Learn to abbre.

Suppose I had a job that didn't care if you'd done time

Sure, but I'm doing her a favor.

Sure, that was a great moment,

Susan, is conference room three available?

T Take take it down.

T There's snakes in space?

T They're good enough. I'm done.

T This is fun.

T This is worse than when we left.

Take it down, or...we'll we'll we'll punch you.

Take it out and put her face in an egg.

Take the app down.

Take this seriously.Shut the fuck up, Morty.

Take us to the mother ship.

Take us to whoever does, or w w we'll we'll punch you.

Take your app down.

Tarantula got your tongue?

Taylor Swift pumping her hands in the air?

Tee up a story about rick sanchez!

Tell him what you told me.

Tell me in any way how that's offensive.

Tell your christmas rick story!

Telling stories about it like

Tested our demons.

Texas tea? I don't know these references.

Th That's what happened.

Than the celebrity voice package, but here.

Than walking on water, but what do I know?

Thank you for talking to Rick.

Thank you, Morty.

Thank you, strangers.

Thanks for doing this, guys.

Thanks for staying positive about my prospects, Rick.

Thanks to the rick patented anthology generator,

Thanks. I could never lift it up.No problem.

That okay, none of my business

That that's good old fashioned fun

That "yes" was pretty...[ Gun cocks ]

That an alien, a child from a distant star, would save us.

That book has everything they need

That could be interpreted in almost any way. Brilliant.

That doesn't make things interesting.

That doesn't mean I'm invested.

That feels too good for your ass, trust me, it is.

That finger has AIDs now. Not my fault.

That has everyone on a train going to kill one guy.

That is a total violation.

That is called responsibility.

That is some A.I., racist, accusatory,

That is something I should know,

That is such a mind [bleep].

That is what I like to hear.

That just came out of his mouth have made me...

That just made it last longer.

That little [ Chuckles ]

That little boy...

That made us worry about regular Elon.

That makes you not have to go.

That one was organic, though.

That shit runs out.

That species was never getting beyond this stage.

That start failing around here so we can

That still has final say in this country.

That the guy?

That they're interested in anything,

That this white guy can jump.

That was all on me.

That was it. Bye.

That was sweet. Thank you.

That was the plan.

That we suck and everyone sucks?

That we're in this situation at all.

That were ineffective on me.

That would be a symbolic expression

That would mesh with the theme.

That you almost killed yourself.

That you care for me this much, but I'm fine,

That you get to use all by yourself now.

That you truly think is yours, and you want to protect it

That you're probably not gonna kill me.

That you're so determined to...

That'll have everything you need.

That's 'cause I had to [bleep] be one!

That's always the first step in app development

That's because you're naturally funny.

That's evolution. That's progress.

That's fair.

That's great, not being asked why I can talk.

That's guiding your decisions more than I am.

That's how it goes.Ow, my eye.

That's it. Get out.

That's my hell, Morty.

That's my name. Don't wear it out.

That's not an integer!

That's not on me.

That's right, buddy.

That's right, Morty.

That's the thematic seal.

That's what I love about us. Me, too, buddy.

That's what I wanted you to think.

That's what I'm saying to you, though.

That's what I'm talking about. Keep it moving.

That's what I'm talking about. Respect, my brother.

That's what you think.

That's where all the cloning equipment is.

That's why he has to die.

That's why I picked this crew at random

That's why it's random.

That's why they call it a dying breed, brother.

That's your right.

That's... So attractive.

The algorithm learns your preferences better that way.

The ape child must be eliminated to protect our timeline.

The app remains up.

The bible. I don't know.

The big guy/little guy fight, but [ Gulps ]

The biological institutions now?

The chemical is Globaflyn.

The citadel of ricks gift shop.

The council of Glorzos has spoken.

The Dragonarchy sentences you to hang by the neck until dead.

The Empire State Building? I have to ask? Yes?

The formula for measuring female agency

The galaxy's greatest scientists continue to ponder

The horrific figure known to children as floaty blood man.

The humans call it "Earth."

The jackie chan of human shielding.

The least you can do is have a little empathy.

The man in the white coat.

The nature of who you truly are.

The only thing dragons are known for.

The opening of "The Beverly Hillbillies."

The other endures heist culture's greatest shame.

The passengers tampered with the anthology's structure.

The place is collapsing!

The planet's still contained

The point of a talking cat is to have fun

The project is ready for your approval.

The punishment is death.

The punishment is...

The real lonely people.

The reason I brought you here.

The rest is on you, big man.

The Robolution has overturned the lizards.

The sa a ddest piece of garbage in the entire cosmos.

The Season 4 premiere, you ruined it!

The server's on the mother ship.

The Shape Shiftress! Angie Flint! Glar! And Truckula.

The survivors lived only to face a new nightmare,

The tickets please guy, though.

The train is obviously amplifying

The train you got me just completely derailed itself.

The truth is, I'm coming home with the best lights ever.

The war between snake and machine.

The what? For god's sake, morty,

The world, but to save it.

The worst thing to ever happen to us!

The...feel of the open road?

Then get ready for the citadel of rick's story train.

Then how do we get in?

Then I'll help you with the bully.

Then I'll tell her.

Then make it how it works.

Then speak of it no more.

Then stop driving!

Then there will be sayings about you.

Then we go out in glory.

Then we'll get along fine, Fascist Morty.

Then what happened? Where's my body?

Then you know that a few years ago

There there there's now way out!

There can be no destination without a journey.

There he is. There's our guy.

There is a way to kill the wizard.

There you are. Don't worry, Pop pop's back.

There.

There's a lesson here,

There's a lot of people. Family. You know?

There's a million things that are interesting about me,

There's a Mount Space Everest?

There's an extra layer of heartbreak.

There's Balthromaw.

There's blood all over the windows on it.

There's got to be another way. Just give me a second.

There's got to be something else in here.

There's literally everything in space, Morty!

There's no lower form of life.

There's no water?

There's only one creature worth killing.

There's probably animals in these hills.

There's scorpions outside. Get inside.

These tubes are cool, and I want a divorce.

They they put your pill in our food.

They They always do a little "yee haw" like a cowboy.

They can afford to get mixed up in yours.

They must join the winning crew.

They play volleyball, they party, and they have fun.

They show you when the other guy's reloading.

They think the galaxy's their own personal piggy bank.

They want food. Me too.

They were. Merry Christmas, you shit bags.

They would have gone back into the Dark Ages

They're also rich, and I like to spend my life with their money.

They're attacking outside. Come on.

They're face hugging parasites.

They're not even a quarter of the way through making it.

Think before you Excuse me, seven minutes?

Think you can take me down?

Think. Think.

This [bleep] ferrofluid's wrapping around my legs.

This adventure is gonna be a long haul,

This ain't the lake, buddy. Drop the rock.

This chicken is quite real to me.

This could come in handy. Can't we just ride out the

This dork. He has a [burps] convention now?

This family has a clean start.

This fucking sucks.

This is a cool car. I like having fun.

This is bad, Rick. Th Th Th Th This is really bad.

This is good.

This is it, Morty!

This is just a structural guide.

This is more impressive than

This is the happiest I've ever been in my entire life.

This is the last conversation I'm having about it

This is totally my fate; nothing I could possibly do;

This is your fault. Fuck you, worst adventure ever.

This isn't how making things work works.

This isn't real life!

This man with a ponytail makes a valid point.

This place is giving me the creeps.

This temple's for [bleep] lame baby dipshits.

This was a little confusing,

Those concepts bump.

Those pieces of [bleep]

Those tools are gonna turn into you

Those were my husband's last words.

Three!

Through these stupid fucking tubes on your back?

Tickets, please.

Time to be free.

Time to go in hot.

Time to meet your maker.

To a chemical that is altering your mind.

To a family of immigrants.

To a place we've already been?

To acknowledge the sacred atmosphere,

To beat it, you have to hold on

To create snake time travel,

To Forbodulon Prime for death crystals?

To get to me has been a meticulously choreographed way

To hang a dragon to death, so...

To heist entire planets.

To help the lost Rick get back to his primate based reality?

To just let loose, you know?

To keep something horrible from happening,

To make sure you didn't die.

To me more about it sometimes, you know?

To our neighborhood's integrity.

To paraphrase the great Jeff Foxworthy,

To protect you from Serpacorp.

To the sounds you all make.

Together: Fill me with your spirit.

Together: Thank you for sending your only begotten son.

Toilet filled simulation of heaven,

Told you. So then why are you talking?

Too bad I lost my job

Too late for that. Come on, man.

Too soon! Too soon!

Totally. It would've been cheap.

Traffic okay? You have trouble getting here?

Train cops! Hands in the air!

True power looks like this

True. Not anymore.

Trust me, Morty.

Truth is, anyone that knows how they're definitely gonna die

Trying different things,

Ttt llll lit lit little little

Two Dragonarchy,

Two guys leave th[burps]e ship.

Two women. They both have to have names

Ugh, I didn't want to have to do this.

Ugh, I tend not to,

Ugh, you young people think space is like

Ugh!

Ugh! Aaah!

Ugh! Impotence![ Cheering ]

Ugh! Rick, for real?

Ugh! Ugh!

Ugh! Ugh! Ugh!

Ugh.

Ugh. Wasn't even a heist.

Ugh. We're safe, morty.

Uh Uh, guests are fans, Morty, which we are not.

Uh huh...

Uh, Beth, uh, after dinner, could I maybe borrow Morty

Uh, cool.

Uh, he's at an airport with a cat.

Uh, how about a rhetorical one

Uh, I understand, Mr. Phillips.

Uh, I've been here for 29 minutes.

Uh, just finished my first delivery of the day.

Uh, look. Morty told me that you didn't think

Uh, okay, uh, there was this

Uh, open a portal to Earth.

Uh, ow, fuck!

Uh, Rick, maybe if we go a little

Uh, th this is, um, $8 billion in your local currency,

Uh, that's not how apps work.

Uh, this isn't working.

Uh, w w w why can you talk again, uh?

Uh, what what project?

Uh, what do stop thinking and do it!

Uh, who the fuck are you?

Uh...

Uh... Heil, Wasp Hitler?

Um, no, h he's fine.

Um, she's she's sleepy.

Un thought out technology like time travel

Under authority of our treaty

Unless it's possible for Jerry to fuck up wearing shoes.

Unrelated to me like when you went to Pluto

Until the Age of Man expires.

Up next, an unstoppable science fiction boy

Upsulu I got this.

Using your toilet was nice, though.

Vegan Fiber Chili, delicious family recipe,

Very cool.

Very well.

Voice: Dad, give the human whatever he wants.

W w we don't need to over think [bleep], okay?

W W What the heck, Rick?

W we don't need to high five.

W We don't need to try so hard, you know.

W We got to free Balthromaw.

W Well, how long will that take?

W Well, no, no. It takes, like, 78 years

W what do you call them. Uhm, [bleep] gutters.

W What do you want to do?

W What's going on? What are you doing?

W Where are we going? W What are we doing here, Rick?

W Where's my Boglin?

Wait a minute, what's that in your mouth?

Wait a minute.

Wait, is is any of this canon?

Wait, is this Why do you have an original

Wait, so, all you do is live half an hour,

Wait, the whole time?

Wait, then what are we?

Wait, this is seriously about sandwiches?

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on.

Wait, what?

Wait, why did the dragon come?

Wait. Wait. Morty, Morty, you hear that?

Wait. What are you [ Cellphone beeps ]

Wait. What are you saying?

Was Gharkhul consuming me?"

Wasn't my first pitch,

Wasp Morty's been on some crazy message boards.

Watch "Space Beverly Hillbilllies"

Way to go, morty! Crossy.

We We can stretch our legs.

We We got off on the wrong foot.

We We went with a Pearl Harbor.

We all did. We get it

We are here to deliver that pizza you ordered.

We are just here to check your water pressure

We aren't defined by what we do, and we only need each other.

We believe we're keeping him alive

We both care.

We can spend our lives fighting that,

We cut it, and then we set a fire.

We did it! We did it!

We did.Then where is he?

We don't have to do anything, morty.

We eat our prey alive, and when we don't,

We followed the smell of sulfur and skankery.

We got a 10 51 on a goddamn snake planet.

We got a job, Hephaestus,

We got all that meta canon shit outta the way

We got to get the heart of Snake Net.

We had a giant tower that blared "Glorzo is peace."

We hate you the most.

We have to get to the return threshold

We have to leave the train?

We helped them press on the gas pedal.

We just got to wait for them to blow by a cop.

We know apps have something to do with servers.

We lay our eggs in their eyeballs

We live in these slut caves where we fuck,

We must begin a 10 slut soul orgy...

We need to rescue Balthromaw.

We say it all the time, but I guess all is Glorzo.

We should be able to walk through Heistotron's

We surrender. We're not fighting.

We want you to buy the train.

We We've never gotten that far.

We were in eggs together.

We will be able to reach the entire universe.

We wouldn't miss this for anything!

We? Uh, this is Shane.

We'd like professional badges.

We'll find out together.

We'll never get there.

We're going on a simple, fun, classic adventure.

We're in Rick's ship. How about we just pick you up?

We're losing him.

We're obviously gonna impart our own style.

We're out of syrup.

We're outnumbered. There's no hope.

We're pretty classy.

We're ready when you are, Rick.

We're removing ourselves from this sloppy,

We're Rick and Morty.

We're wasps, not monsters.

We've been here a really long time

We've been looking all over for you.

We've been watching a recorded sky on playback.

We've got a long way to go,

We've got a pulse. Stay with me, private.

We've never had enough sluts to defeat the wizard.

We've talked about this

Welcome to Heistotron's

Well, alright, Morty.

Well, at least I'm not into shit play.

Well, duh, of course, I'm safe.

Well, fuck it. Can we go back then?

Well, here's how it works with wasps.

Well, I jerk off, too! Alright, stop.

Well, I sleep on an extra big pile of awesome shit.

Well, I, for one, will not be accepting this verdict.

Well, I'm just glad you're safe.

Well, I'm man enough to simply say, "I'm going to poop,"

Well, I'm waiting on you to finish those snake costumes.

Well, I've been thinking.

Well, if anyone wants to develop an app with me, I'm down.

Well, if that's how you really feel,

Well, if the brain inside of you is actually Heistotron's,

Well, isn't this strange.

Well, it sounds like he's fine.

Well, it's kind of a a service boulder.

Well, it's your world now. Have fun with empowerment.

Well, just the stub.

Well, l let's hear about this heist movie.

Well, nice talking to you for no reason.

Well, no heist is complete without a double cross,

Well, now it's part of everything else, so chill.

Well, now, we can't because you fucked up.

Well, stop floating.

Well, thank you for asking. Yes, I will do that.

Well, then, we're all good, dawg.

Well, we're not opposites, okay?

Well, well, well, looks like there's a new bully in town!

Well, y y you made him floaty.

Well, yeah. That was a little weird.

Well, yes it's based on the fusion

Well, you know that screenplay that I've been writing?

Well, you tell your mother that I'm gonna be fine.

Were all part of the hero's plan, y you know?

Wh what's gonna happen to story lord?

Wha [ Groaning ]

What whatever you're comfortable with.

What a second, no! What are you doing?!

What a studio apartment looks like.

What about your grandpa?

What are What are these things?!

What are What are these things?! Do I look like I know?

What are you Say goodbye to your little boy!

What are you doing with my clone?

What are you guys doing?

What are you waiting for?

What do they want from us?

What do ya know?

What do you mean, "but first"?

What do you think? Come on, Morty.

What do you want?

What does it mean when It means you're lame.

What if I killed you? Would you be strutting then?

What in the hell are you doing?

What in the Medieval equivalent of tarnation

What in the...

What is on Jessica's Instagram again.

What is the test?! You have to tell

What is their version of it called?

What is this [bleep]

What is this, "Full House"?

What is this?

What is this? What's happening?

What is with the rick sanchez obsession?

What jobs do you think I've ever turned down?

What kind of story would we never

What ray did you zap me with?

What the [bleep] is all of this?!

What the [bleep] took you so long?!

What the [bleep], man?

What the [bleep]?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?You slut.

What the heck?

What the hell are they teaching you in that school?!

What the hell else are you hoarding down here?

What the hell was that?!

What the hell?

What the hell? I axed this protocol.

What up, homeys?

What was that?

What would your girlfriend think of you murdering?

What you said back there in the cave really resonated with me.

What you thought was a random non plan

What, cover me in gasoline and spiders?

What, the hell, Summer?! That's disgusting.

What, you think the centipede wants to eat your pee?

What?

What? How?

What? I already told Rick I don't want help.

What? It's a joke.

What? Morty. No. I love it.

What? No, you idiot, that it's

What? Screw you. Here.

What? What the [bleep]?

What? You bought something.

What?! No, no! No, no, no!

What?! You you don't believe in god.

What?I said no boulders.

What's happening, Professor Poopybutthole?

What's happening? Give me your tickets.

What's his name, their Buzz Aspirin?

What's next, Morty? What if I want you to jump off

What's so embarrassing, Morty?

What's that supposed to mean?

What's the job?

What's the job? I'm in.

What's the last thing you ate?

What's the matter with you? Y Y You don't talk?

What's this show called, "Ass"?

What's with the strut?

What's with the talking cat?

What's wrong with that?

What's wrong with you?

What's wrong, rick?

When did this shit become the default?!

When Grandpa Rick pats his belly like that

When I create shit, it works, morty.

When I reveal that you're gonna explode after nine reveals?

When it hits six levels of contrivance.

When they hatch.

When we met, we were just shitting eggs in a cave,

When you eat dinner in an arcade.

When you invented me and Randotron,

When you're born that big an asshole,

Where am I? Hi, little mouse.

Where are we going?

Where are we? What is this?

Where do you want to die?

Where I start crying or something.

Where is that little [bleep]? Morty!

Where is the entrance?

Where you going, Glootie?

Where'd you meet this, um...

Where's Summer?!

Where's that [bleep] coming from?

Where's the cat?

Where's the mother ship?

Where's your [bleep] wallet?!

Wherever you want, forever.

Whew. [ sighs ]

Which I doubt.

Which I find personally more impressive conceptually

Which is also somehow my dick?

Which is also what space wants, so get back in the car.

Which is exactly why even before

Which makes you neutrally buoyant,

Which, by the way, means "love" in Chinese

Which, if you're living right, keeps changing.

While your planet continues to dick around with a, uh

While your species was still toying with fire,

Who are those guys?!

Who are we? Who the fuck are you, bitch?

Who are you?

Who can forget the t

Who couldn't let a dead snake be dead

Who disturbs my slumber?

Who have no one else in their lives

Who is this guy? Ugh.

Who is this monkey? I'm here about a sandwich.

Who said you could go through my stuff?

Who takes the time to get this good at

Who wants to be infused with, like, uh, unreasonable power?

Who wants to come up to the board

Who you were really saying it to.

Who?

Who's your brother?

Who's...Rick?

Whoa, are you okay?

Whoa, feel that turbulence?

Whoa, garage foul.

Whoa, hey, look. That one's actually really cool.

Whoa, man. Jesus Christ.

Whoa, Morty, look how wet this egg is.

Whoa, this new app just matched me

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, buddy! Hey, hey, hey!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Nobody is commanding anybody.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Okay.

Whoa!

Whoa! [ Laughs ]

Whoa! Ah!

Whoa! Watch out! It's story lord!

Whoa! Way to use up a clone!

Whoa. Jerry. Yes, honey?

Whoa. Who's this mysterious character?

Whole sky turned out to be a big circuit board.

Whoo!

Whose adventures are 60% putting a crew together

Whose kidneys are these?

Why Why are they attacking us?

Why and who?

Why are they called death crystals?

Why are you going to kill rick sanchez?

Why are you guys screaming at an egg?

Why are you letting me do this?

Why are you pretending to eat chicken?

Why are you still doing it?

Why ask questions?

Why can't we find the engine?

Why do you hate her so much?

Why do you think Rick would have that rule?

Why does it feel better now?

Why don't we make things interesting?

Why don't you admit you don't anyone else to be happy

Why don't you go overthink shit up north in Georgia?

Why haven't you blinked, uh, for 20 minutes,

Why is lesbian part of her job title?!

Why is there writing on it? Who writes on a portal?

Why not just have fun?

Why not make up something...funnier?

Why should that matter?Why should it not matter?

Why the hell didn't you show Morty

Why were either of those an option?

Why would I be doing it?!

Why would you put ticking clock

Why would you steal a death crystal?!

Why would you think that?

Why, I I can do that.

Why, you want to develop one?

Will do, buddy. Mother[bleep]

Will we all fall to his deadly touch?

Will you just go up? Stop!

Will you just show me how to stay alive?

Will you shut the fuck up or at least roll over?

With a guy that is su my ty.

With a little help from some old friends.

With a low flying 747 while you pack up your

With fake hands to build an ion engine.

With money. God. I love money so much, morty.

With no lettu Goddamn it.

With no water? Ugh!

With Rick Sanchez on my team, I'll be unstoppable.

With the sexual nature of how everything unfolded.

With us.

With your dogshit morty?

Without him even knowing about it.

Without picking up a little astronomy.

Without the engineer of the greatest story ever told.

Wizard: Attention, citizens of Draygon,

Woman on TV: This ass is a clue.

Woman: Oh, gross! Who shit in the sand?

Worse. An anthology.

Worst adventure ever.

Would he want to? I can wait.

Wouldn't this be better with a blueprint on the table?

Wouldn't you rather be sluts up there,

Wow, just cogs in the machine, y'know?

Wow, okay.

Wow, you are just ladies and gentlemen,

Wow. As advertised.

Wow. Damn.

Wow. Where did you get this thing?

Write an algorithm

Www.Story train.Com.

Y y you'll you'll you'll become

Y You don't have to Slut!

Y You find it condescending, Jerry?Yes.

Y You just made things worse, Rick.

Y You said it was purple.

Y You think we're stupid, but we're not.

Y'know, [bleep] you, Rick!

Yeah, and I'm ashamed of it.

Yeah, but you have a Space Everest?

Yeah, getting political.

Yeah, ghost of Christmas future, bitches, you fucking idiots.

Yeah, have fun sewing those snake costumes together,

Yeah, how about you suck your dick,

Yeah, I could bond.

Yeah, I don't know when the other shoe's gonna drop,

Yeah, I float without it.

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, I I I guess we, uh...

Yeah, I know. I have actual power.

Yeah, I really did, didn't I?

Yeah, I think that's in bounds.

Yeah, I think you might be forgetting something.

Yeah, I'm almost kind of rooting for him this time.

Yeah, if he dies while you're soul bonded, you die too.

Yeah, it's it's like in "Star Wars."

Yeah, it's a real free for all.

Yeah, it's fun until it's you, huh, shit nog?

Yeah, it's like "Bones," but they solve ass crimes.

Yeah, it's like popping bubble wrap.

Yeah, just like in "Star Wars."

Yeah, like we're the ones that popped up out of nowhere?

Yeah, makes sense.

Yeah, my original body is more bipedal uh, ape descended.

Yeah, neither did the guys before us, but you know what?

Yeah, no shit.

Yeah, of course that's the guy.

Yeah, okay, but it doesn't have

Yeah, or you're less sure of yourself

Yeah, real low hanging fruit, and we're batter than that.

Yeah, right.

Yeah, sometimes we'll do classic stuff.

Yeah, sorry. [ Burps ]

Yeah, Summer, shut the [bleep] up.

Yeah, that makes sense.

Yeah, that sounds great.

Yeah, that's actually part of a a a

Yeah, that's what I thought, Glootie.

Yeah, uh, I guess you better be on your way too, Balthromaw.

Yeah, we get it.

Yeah, well, I I'm just hearing about it, too.

Yeah, well, I know you're gonna say

Yeah, well, if we're free to ask questions,

Yeah, well, okay, first of all, great work.

Yeah, well, you're in good company.

Yeah, whatever. There's no rules. I don't care.

Yeah, where's yourdaughter?

Yeah, why do you think we never go back

Yeah, without him even knowing about it.

Yeah, yeah, keep that feedback coming, Morty.

Yeah, yeah, no, I I'm sure.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you almost never bring it up.

Yeah, you know, it really felt like

Yeah!

Yeah! Aw. Geez.

Yeah! We like it down here

Yeah.

Yeah. He's, uh, texting me.

Yeah. What are you thinking?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. You're right, morty.

Yee Yee ha Yee haw.

Yep.

Yes, because I programmed you to believe that.

Yes, I had Rick make me floaty

Yes, it solves all of our problems.

Yes, place them in the car.

Yes, summer.

Yes, you can help me find lights after I'm off the phone.

Yes.

Yes. I thought it was hot.

Yes. I'm gonna play Minecraft.

Yes. Try my tea.

Yes. We love it.

Yo, we got a Nazi up here.

You How you you haven't laid and egg inside this old man yet?

You you bought something.

You you just looked straight into the bleeding jaws

You a smart snake, huh?

You afraid of work. That's what you afraid of.

You and the amazing technology you both brought us.

You are here now.

You are highly trained to seek it,

You are like 90% [bleep] gutter.

You asked me to cut class and fight robots with you.

You be careful not to waste all your venom.

You believe that because I programmed you to.

You believe what I programmed you to believe.

You can be an asshole.

You can do this, Jerry.

You can have one for a glass of Goddamn water.

You can just say spider.

You can make a perfectly realized,

You can sort of follow each other

You can take this stupid fake soul bond contract,

You can't bring that boulder in here.

You can't stay made at a guy with this kind of talent.

You can't stop us from getting a motel room.

You could use some help. Let's help each other, huh?

You couldn't do that an hour ago?

You delivered an avian protein club sandwich

You deserve it, you pieces of [bleep]

You did the most important thing.

You didn't ask questions or raise ethical complaints.

You die tomorrow, no matter what.

You do it, too.

You don't care about [bleep] biology.

You don't get out of my face, I'm gonna flush Rick's DNA.

You don't get to do this to me.

You don't get to know how you're gonna die.

You don't get to tell me what to look at.

You don't have to.

You don't know anything about my story.

You don't know the half of it.

You don't shoot arrows that carry your voice

You ever You ever see this one look up at the sky

You ever, like, try to swallow a really big vitamin

You feel an egg in your stomach?

You fucking d d dumbass?

You gave them proof that there was something bigger

You got any money for a cab?

You got anything to add to the family dynamic?

You got it, Jipe.

You guys have fun with this.

You guys obviously put a lot of work into this.

You had me at my own name.

You have bested me.

You have no magic.

You have violated the treaty between dragon and mankind.

You idiot. Our potential isn't limitless

You just go in there and have a nice time

You just use these to win fights? Idon't use them.

You kept it? Oh, did you want a new one?

You know I record everything, right?

You know that song, Rick?

You know what I'm saying? A little bubbling crude?

You know what I'm talking about?

You know what isn't? Water.

You know what shy pooping is, Rick?

You know what? This one counts as one of your adventures.

You know who's into dragons, Morty?

You know, I better check on him.

You know, I thought I was the inventor,

You know, like [clears throat]

You know, maybe we went too hardcore on these guys.

You know, other times, we'll do whatever!

You know, Rick, I'm sure you wanna jump

You know, Rick, I've been busy working on writing

You know, sometimes we like to go on adventures

You know, this is great source material

You left me here. We didn't know you were with us!

You little tramp. You tell them, Morty.

You look like you were all really busy

You love it? It's snake jazz.

You made it up 'cause you're [bleep] crazy.

You might be a type zero civilization neck."

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

You need a friend.

You need someone to give you, [grunts] permission to live.

You need the same thing I needed, Rick.

You of all people know, rick,

You okay, dad? Is this real?

You ordered it. Right.

You rang? I'm pooping, too.

You ruined the Season 4 premiere!

You said it, mr. Celery.

You said the crystals wouldn't hurt anyone, Dad.

You said you had a plan! Silence.

You said you'd keep me more in the loop this year.

You said, "Millions of lives depend on it."

You said, "Whatever."

You saw us take her in the car with us.

You see it every day, so you dream of being in it,

You shit on my toilet because you don't know your place,

You slut dragon!

You son of a bitch! I'm in!

You son of a bitch.

You son of a bitch. I'm in.

You son of a bitch. I'm in. What?

You sons of bitches.

You sound like a piece of [bleep].

You start teeing up a rick sanchez vignette,

You stole the gem I needed to split tachyons

You sure you're not just jealous?

You swapped our brains.

You think that's true because I wanted you to think that.

You think you own this school? Nope!

You think you're better than us?Drop the rock.

You two are welcome to leave.

You using tools now, huh?

You want to eat me, don't you?

You want to go to Boob World, Summer?

You want to take the one part of life

You watch videos of people on youtube

You were gonna be 17 forever.

You weren't there for that. I had to fill in some gaps.

You will go where I want you to go!!

You will not kill her or her brood.

You will now witness the true power of superior intimacy.

You would've learned by now, it is as abundant as water.

You, too, Berkeley!

You, uh you dropped that.

You'd rather I address it?!

You'd think it was so god damn complicated

You'll never break the fifth wall

You'll never run out of new stories

You're You're just going? You told us to go!

You're a dragon draggin' your stuff.

You're a slut thief!

You're about to witness the only real use for these crystals.

You're better than that language, Morty.

You're doing a good job.

You're doing bad right now, Jesus Christ.

You're getting your ass kicked on a train.

You're gonna be a lot happier if you focus on the moment,

You're gonna be real sick of that phrase.

You're gonna make me die wrong!Wait a minute, what?

You're immune to the ones you designed, not mine.

You're in a cape, Summer.

You're looking at your shrimp body like "What?!"

You're not an artist, you're Postmates.

You're not gonna kill me?

You're not mad? Totally fine.

You're not programmed to double cross me.

You're not the one that's very good at planning.

You're not the victim in this transaction.

You're on fuego with the guy torn in half bits, rick.

You're part of this, too. Boo!

You're programmed to do as I say.

You're quiet, Rick.

You're right, morty.

You're right, Tony. I'm done fighting.

You're staying a virgin

You're staying in here where it's safe.

You're the only one that fucks that thing.

You're thinking of bullets, Morty.

You're with Rick?Well, why wouldn't I

You've been making this [bleep] up the whole time.

You've been so great that I've been thinking

You've helped people.

Your brood will seed all life on this planet.

Your dad's been texting me this whole time?

Your dragon soul bonded with my grandpa.

Your future stems from your [burps] present,

Your Honor, my client was acting in self defense.

Your lessers will hunt you down,

Your love's value is defined by scarcity.

Your next big score

Your only purpose in life is to buy and consume merchandise.

Your prisoners are getting away.

Your ship crashed in Malta.

Your skills are required for a job

Your skills are required for a job.

Your special time is your power.

Your students all shared

Your su ty works at Jersey Mike's

YYYYYes.

2 1/2 I just wanted to make sure

19 billion snakes divided into 10,000 nations

20 minute nap and soar through the sky?

21? [ Auctioneering ]

22? [ Auctioneering ]

30 seconds?

50 bucks.

50/50! Final offer!

100% time dilation and total immersion.

467 billion That's impressive.

900 more to go.

975 trillion,

'Sup? Yo.

[ coughs ] hey, I found a ticket.

[ Gasps ] Ah!

[ Grunts ] [ Gasps ]

[ Screaming] I love you.

[ Wailing] Morty.

A bunch of bullshit That's not necessary.

Aaah structural breach.

Aah, aah! [ Screeches ]

Aah! Aah!

Accessing delivery archive. Okay, listen.

Amen! You did it!

Amen. Amen.

Are you Vermigurber? What does this guy want?

Asshole. Made him floaty?

Boo! Oh, like that's helping.

Can I ask what it is? Of course you can.

Come here, you son of a bitch! No! Stop!

Danny? Summer Smith?

Do they have weapons? Nope, but neither do it.

Drop it! Put it down!

Excuse me? He quit his job,

Fine. Enjoy. I will.

Fuck you! Hey, wait!

Fuck you. What?

Fuck! Goddamn it.

Glory to Glorzo. Totally.

God. God.

Goddamn. Am I interrupting?

He never exited that way. No, first time.

He's messing with you, sweetie. But it's tingling!

Hey, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit! Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit!

I love you, Ass. I love you, Brenner.

I love you, Morty. [ Sighs ]

I love you, Morty. Aah!

I love you, Morty. This is my life.

I'll be seeing you. You'll be dying

I'll pass, Glootie. Hmm, your loss.

I'm Danny, by the way. You had your chance, dick.

Impossible. Here she is. Mwah.

It's coming. Take us to it.

Look at me! [ Screaming ]

Mom, you can't stop true love. Oh, yes, I can.

Must kill brood and mother. Get behind me.

No thanks, Glootie. Hey, what's up, Glootie?

No thanks. Rick, why does it say,

No! In jesus' name, we pray.

No! No! Make me born again.

No! No! It sucks in here. Let's get the [bleep]

No. Well, glass half full.

No. Yes.

Oh, uh, uh... Uh, someone wanted a gun?

Oof. Yeah, not my idea.

Parenting. That's not how I did it.

Priest Witherspoon. Josiah?

Put it down. Okay, okay, okay.

****! Assault!

****! Nobody cares. It's a motel.

Reggie? Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?

Ribbit, ribbit. Ribbit, ribbit.

Ribbit. Just kidding. Have some drugs.

Running Bird. Let's get out of here.

Take the app down. Take the app down.

Thanks, Glootie. Anything else?

That doesn't make sense. That didn't make sense.

That is so Danny. Summer!

That's a really good pitch. Loving it.

That's the end. Wait, wait, what the fuck?

Then put it down. Put the boulder down!

There's no more, is there? Nope.

To poop. Where?

Was that ever his thing? No.

We're gonna be friends. You're gonna be dead.

What the don't worry, morty!

What? I'm their hostage.

Who ordered it? Talk to our delivery drone.

Who said you could float here? I can't control it.

Yes, sir! Can do! Stand down!

You're assaulting me! Keep your voice down.

...'cause you're about to get a bulletsandwich

...and become the all slut slut phoenix dragon, Slut.

...are all we've got.

...I hereby bind this noble serpent and rider

...liberal with the letter "Y."

...Other than a man... Oh, rick, listen to me.

...slut soul! Ow!

...slutty... Ow!

'Cause he's a disrupt o phobe.

'cause he's a liar.

'cause we can fuck woolly mammoths. Get out!

'twixt the realms of dragon and man...

"Adventures of Jerry and Morty."

"Do not develop my app," on your intern's forehead?

"Hey, other snake, I hate you

"I couldn't help but wonder, was Gharkhul really capable

"I love you,"

"I'm afraid of snakes," Bullshit.

"Orcs work to live. Dwarves live to work."

"Real" in quotes because calling density privileged entities

"real" is incredibly holo phobic.

"Saturday Night Live."

[ Alarm blaring ]

[ alarm ringing ] hey! Get back in your egg!

[ all gasping ] my lord and my god!

[ All hissing ]

[ All moaning ]

[ all screaming ]

[ all shouting ]

[ applause ]

[ Beep ]

[ Beep ] [ Gasps ]

[ beeping ]

[ Beeping ]

[ Beeping ][ Gasps ]

[ Beeping continues ]

[ Bees buzzing ] Look at your dad.

[ Bell dings ]

[ Birds cawing ]

[ Bong! ]

[ Booing ]

[ both groaning ]

[ Both grunt ]

[ Both grunting ]

[ Both laugh ]

[ Both scream, fart ]

[ Bottles clatter ]

[ breathing heavily ]

[ Camera shutter clicks ]

[ Camera shutters clicking ]

[ Cans clatter ]

[ Cellphone beeping ]

[ Cellphone beeps ]

[ Cellphone beeps ][ Breathing heavily ]

[ Cellphone beeps ][ Grunts ]

[ Cellphone chimes ]

[ Cellphone ringing ]You might want to get that.

[ Cellphone vibrates ]...I be with him?

[ Cellphone vibrating ]

[ cellphones ring ]

[ Chalk scraping ]

[ Cheers and applause] Congrats, Tony.

[ Choking ]Grandpa Rick, what's wrong?

[ Chomping ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ chuckles ] oh, dear.

[ chuckles ] oh, exactly.

[ chuckles ] oh, trust me, morty.

[ Chuckles ] You fucking idiot.

[ Chuckles ]Alright, a a alright. I know you want to have

[ Cork pops ]

[ Coughing ]

[ coughs ]

[ Coughs ]

[ Coughs, clears throat ] God, it's like

[ crackling ]

[ Crash ]

[ crashing ]

[ crashing ] train cops! Hands in the air!

[ Creaking ]

[ Creature cawing ]

[ Crowd booing ] Every breath I take without your permission

[ Crowd booing ] Your boos mean nothing!

[ Crowd cheering ] Thank you!

[ Crowd clamoring, camera shutters clicking ]

[ Crowd gasps ]

[ Crying ]

[ Crying ] I'm sorry.

[ Darts whirring ]

[ Death crystals rattling ]

[ Device beeping ]

[ Device beeps ]

[ Device buzzing ]

[ Device whirs, beeps ]

[ Display beeps ]

[ Display blooping ]

[ Distorted ] See you soon.

[ Dogs barking ]

[ Door closes ]

[ door opens ] hey.

[ door slams open ]

[ doorbell rings ]

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Echoing ] Hello there.

[ Electricity crackles ]

[ Electronic music playing ]

[ engine rumbling ]

[ Engine starts ]Oh, okay.

[ epic music plays ]

[ Explosions ]

[ farting ]

[ farts ]

[ gagging ]

[ gasps ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Gasps ] You skipped HIV?

[ Gasps ][ Class murmurs ]

[ Gasps ]Your Honor,

[ Gavel bangs ]

[ glass shatters ]

[ Glass shatters ]

[ Glorzo screeches ]

[ Glorzos gasping, screaming ]

[ Glorzos screeching ]

[ Golem roaring ]

[ Groaning ] Oh, for God's sake.

[ groans ]

[ Groans ]

[ Groans ] I can see the black mountain.

[ Groans ] I'm okay.

[ Groans ] Oh, no, it burns.

[ Groans ]All right. All right.

[ Growling ]

[ Grunting ]

[ grunting ]

[ Grunting ]

[ grunting ]

[ grunting ] ow!

[ grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ grunts ]

[ Grunts ]

[ grunts ]

[ Grunts ] Aah!

[ Gulping ]

[ Gulps ]

[ Gun cocks ]...stronger.

[ Guns cock ]

[ Gunshot ]

[ Harmonica playing ]

[ Harmonica plays ]

[ Harmonica plays over speakers ]

[ Helicopter blades whirring ]

[ Hisses ]

[ Hissing ]

[ Hissing]

[ Horse whinnies ]Maggie.

[ Howling ]

[ indistinct chatter ]

[ Indistinct shouting ]

[ Keyboard beeps ]

[ Keyboard beeps ]♪ See the flick of my wrist, my wrist♪

[ Keys jingle, both chuckle ]

[ Lasers zapping ]

[ Laughing ]

[ Laughs ]

[ laughs ]

[ Laughs hysterically ]

[ Laughter ]

[ laughter ]

[ Laughter ]

[ laughter ]

[ Locker slams ]

[ Loon calls in distance ]

[ Mechanisms whirring ]

[ moaning ]

[ Moaning continues ]

[ Moans ]

[ Monitors beeping ]

[ Munching ]

[ Normal voice ] A "yes" would've sufficed.

[ Normal voice ] Got to go.

[ panting ]

[ Panting ] Hey, honey, check it out.

[ Pants ]

[ Plummeting scream ]

[ Pod beeps ]

[ Pod beeps, makes farting noise ]

[ Poof ]

[ Radar beeping ]

[ Rhythmic hissing ]

[ Ringing continues ]

[ Roaring ]

[ Roars ]

[ Roars ] My name is Balthromaw,

[ Robotically ] I do as the crystal guides.

[ Robotically ] Resistance is mouselike.

[ Robotically ] Target acquired.

[ Robotically ] Your brood must be exterminated.

[ rumbling ]

[ Rumbling ]

[ School bell rings ]

[ Screaming ]

[ Screams ]

[ Screeches ]

[ Shivering ]

[ Shouting ]

[ Shrieks ]

[ Sighs ]

[ sighs ] ...Sprite?

[ Sighs ] Let's go take care of this.

[ Sighs ] This sucks.

[ Sighs ] Tony died.

[ Siren wailing ]

[ Siren wails ]Cop: We've got an Akira type situation going on

[ Siren wails ]Goddamn it!

[ Sirens blaring ]Are you fucking kidding me?

[ slurps ] nobody's stopping you.

[ Snake jazz playing ]

[ Snakes hissing ]

[ Snakes hissing ] Total waste of snakes.

[ Snoring ]

[ Sobs ]

[ Splat ]

[ Splat ] Aah!

[ Splattering ] Ugh, ugh!

[ Squawking] Get away!

[ Suspenseful music plays ]

[ Syrup bottle squelches ]

[ Telephone rings ]

[ television clicks, static crackles ]

[ Thud! ][ Loon calls in distance ]

[ Thump ]Uh oh, flat tire.

[ Thunder crashes ]

[ Thunder crashes ] Mm hmm.

[ Tires screech ]

[ Toilet flushes ]

[ train whistle blows ]

[ video games beeping ]

[ Wailing ]

[ Wailing]

[ Wasps buzzing ]

[ Water splashes ]What the...?

[ Whimpering, screaming ]

[ Whirring ]

[ whirring ]

[ Whispers ] Siri, set a 9 hour and 50 minute timer.

[ Whooshing ]

[ whooshing ]

[ wind whistling ]

[ wolf growling ] aah!

[ Woman's voice ] Rick Sanchez, I presume.

[ Yells, grunting ]

[Bleep] [bleep] Nobody wants you here.

[Bleep] all of this.

[Bleep] gross.

[bleep] he's taking the good stuff, morty.

[Bleep] I can feel! I have mass!

[bleep] I'm gonna kill him! Let's go, Morty.

[bleep] kick your ass.

[bleep] Kirkland brand Meeseeks boxes.

[bleep] so watery in such volumes that

[bleep] that.

[Bleep] the bed isn't better than not [bleep] the bed!

[bleep] these guys.

[bleep] this.

[bleep] you for asking, Morty.

[bleep] you, I'd rather die.

[Bleep] you. All you care about

[burps] pay a heavy price

[Laughs] race.

♪ 'Cause that is Glorzo's way

♪ "Hey, Glorzo wants you to stay" ♪

♪ And for all we know Everything we've known ♪

♪ And I know she know what's up♪

♪ and more ♪

♪ And then it came time to lay my own egg and die ♪

♪ Are we ever making Glorzo free? ♪

♪ Baby, this is my shit, my shit♪

♪ But Summer, she said

♪ child of air and land ♪

♪ Gas gone, Never nod off ♪

♪ Glory to Glorzo

♪ I can't fuck with rats♪

♪ I'm a bird and a person ♪

♪ If we're only making eggs

♪ Is just some shit we made up ♪

♪ is to love yourself first and ♪

♪ Mask on, Mask on ♪

♪ maybe what matters ♪

♪ Means glory to me

♪ not quite a bird ♪

♪ not quite a person ♪

♪ Percocets, yeah, molly, Percocets, Percocets ♪

♪ See the flick of my wrist, of my wrist♪

♪ She say, "This is my shit, my shit"♪

♪ soar ♪

♪ That's a fact, that's a dub ****a ♪

♪ We got too many eggs and not enough society ♪

♪ Well, I was hatched from an egg laid by some guy ♪

♪ When you in my section, fill it up when my cup empty♪

♪ with wings and hands ♪

♪ yes, you're a bird and a person ♪

♪ Yo

♪♪

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Rick and Morty - Season 4
Rick and Morty is an animated science fiction sitcom that has garnered a massive cult following since its release in 2013. Created by Justin Roiland and Dan Harmon, the critically acclaimed show follows the wild intergalactic adventures of the eccentric genius scientist Rick Sanchez and his naive but adventurous grandson Morty Smith. With its incredible blend of humor, complex storytelling, and mind-bending concepts, Rick and Morty has become a pop culture powerhouse. As fans eagerly awaited its return, Rick and Morty Season 4 premiered in November 2019, leaving enthusiasts ecstatic. The fourth season brings back the beloved animated duo for more grandiose escapades across the infinite multiverse. Season 4 continues to explore existential dilemmas, family dynamics, and the absurdity of the human condition, all with the show's signature irreverent humor. The voice cast of Rick and Morty Season 4 delivers exceptional performances in bringing these unique characters to life. Justin Roiland lends his vocal talents to portray both Rick and Morty, showcasing his incredible range and comedic timing. Chris Parnell shines as Morty's dad, Jerry, while Sarah Chalke brings depth to Morty's sister, Summer. Spencer Grammer rounds out the main cast as Morty's strong-willed, yet caring sister, Beth. Their chemistry and comedic timing breathe life into these complex characters, making them instantly relatable. Fans of the show can immerse themselves in the world of Rick and Morty Season 4 through the sounds and music that accompany each outrageous adventure. The show's creators have made the iconic sound effects and catchy tunes available for fans to enjoy and download. Whether it's the sound of a portal gun cracking through dimensions or the infectious interdimensional song "Get Schwifty," these sounds add an extra layer of immersion to the viewing experience. Playing and downloading these sounds allows fans to bring a bit of Rick and Morty into their everyday lives. Imagine hilariously dropping the sound of Rick's belch as your notification tone or playing the catchy "Goodbye Moonmen" during road trips with friends. These sounds transport you into the zany world of the show, providing endless opportunities for mischief and laughter. Rick and Morty Season 4 represents another triumph for the creators, delving deeper into the show's immense universe while delivering laughs and poignant moments along the way. With its unforgettable cast of characters, clever writing, and immersive sounds, the show continues to captivate audiences, leaving fans eagerly awaiting the next mind-bending adventure. So grab your portal gun, buckle up, and dive into the hilarious madness of Rick and Morty Season 4. You can play and download these sounds here: [link]
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