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The Brady Bunch - Season 3 The Brady Bunch - Season 3: An Iconic TV Show That Continues to Capture Hearts The Brady Bunch

The Brady Bunch - Season 3

The Brady Bunch - Season 3: An Iconic TV Show That Continues to Capture Hearts

The Brady Bunch needs no introduction. This beloved American television series captured the hearts of millions when it first aired in 1969 and became an instant cultural phenomenon. Season 3 of The Brady Bunch, which aired from 1971 to 1972, continued the endearing and hilarious stories of the Brady family, their daily struggles, and heartwarming moments that have made it an enduring classic.

The ensemble cast of The Brady Bunch brought the Brady family to life with their incredible chemistry and talent. The show starred Robert Reed as Mike Brady, the doting father and head of the household, and Florence Henderson as Carol Brady, the loving and understanding mother. The six Brady kids were played by Barry Williams as Greg, Maureen McCormick as Marcia, Christopher Knight as Peter, Eve Plumb as Jan, Mike Lookinland as Bobby, and Susan Olsen as Cindy. Also, maintaining order and adding some comedic flair was the quirky and beloved housekeeper, Alice, portrayed by Ann B. Davis.

Season 3 of The Brady Bunch brought more excitement and adventures for the Brady family. From sibling rivalries to teenage love interests, viewers were treated to an array of entertaining storylines that resonated with audiences of all ages. The Brady kids faced relatable challenges like school crushes, sibling jealousy, and fitting in, while their parents tackled the everyday trials of raising a large blended family.

One of the most memorable episodes of Season 3 was "The Personality Kid." In this episode, Peter decides to adopt various personalities to stand out in the family and at school. Christopher Knight's comedic timing shone as Peter hilariously switched from imitating Humphrey Bogart to channeling Davy Jones from The Monkees. Another favorite episode was "Her Sister's Shadow," where Jan famously exclaimed, "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!" as she coped with living in her sister's shadow. Maureen McCormick brilliantly portrayed the insecurities and sibling dynamics that many could relate to.

The Brady Bunch was renowned for its catchy theme song, which has become synonymous with the show itself. Composed by Sherwood Schwartz and Frank DeVol, the theme song perfectly captured the essence of the Brady family and their adventures. It remains a beloved melody to this day.

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The Brady Bunch - Season 3 continues to captivate audiences, appealing to both old and new fans alike. Its timeless themes of family, friendship, and growing up still resonate with viewers of all generations. Whether you're laughing along with the Brady kids or reminiscing about your own childhood, this classic TV show is a treasured gem that will forever hold a special place in the hearts of millions.

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A "D"?
A $10 million sweepstakes!
A $10 million sweepstakes.
A bad one. We were just trying
A big stinker.
A born manager.
A boy from high school asked me to go to the pizza parlor.
A breath of fresh air would be nice, wouldn't it?
A brother named Greg, who was just down here?
A buck 50 an hour.
A business deal.
A caboose is the back end of a train.
A car of your own!
A coming home party?
A contribution, too, and they're having fun at it.
A couple of these new plays.
A deal of a lifetime... No. No!
A decision. Yes, Your Honor.
A dinner at the American Embassy for Georges... Pompidou.
A dinosaur fossil.
A double bill.
A dozen long stemmed roses
A drop in the bucket.
A duty roster?
A farewell party for old Sarge.
A few words from your mouth to her ear.
A fire drill!
A flashlight?
A fracture is a fracture.
A fractured rib?!
A frog for flowers.
A gentle reminder to you, my boy:
A girl who likes lizards.
A good night's sleep.
A guy can really use.
A guy shouldn't take advantage of his own brother.
A hair ribbon?
A half inch, plus one whole inch.
A high school boy really thinks I'm groovy?
A hundred bucks.
A jackhammer.
A joke?
A judgment call, Mom.
A keen analytical deduction.
A little better than the other.
A little bit of everything and all mixed up.
A little bit too big for the part.
A little help?
A little privacy and a lot of bubbles.
A little rip.
A little something Pietro knocked out for me
A little special for Bobby.
A little stinker?
A little work, I'll have this thing running great.
A llama?!
A long time ago that's how they used to pray for rain.
A lot nicer than the one I just got.
A lot of guys tried out for it,
A lot of other guys wanted to buy this thing,
A lot of people don't pass
A lot of people think you're groovy.
A lot of phony promises he didn't keep.
A lucky son of a gun, isn't he, Marcia?
A man.
A million bucks!
A most difficult time reaching a decision.
A neck brace.
A new delivery boy.
A new teeter totter record, okay, Mom?
A new top is going to cost about $150.
A nice big smile.
A parallelogram... A parallelogram...
A party?
A person can't help how she looks.
A person should help another person
A person should help another person
A personality; I don't have a personality.
A plaster cast?
A plow?
A plow?
A pom pom squad at school.
A primate has the size and shape
A psychiatrist, I hope.
A science fiction and a... and a western.
A senator?
A silver frog.
A snow job, I guess.
A soda tomorrow?
A spaceship? Wow!
A super party soon,
A surprise... oh, I love surprises.
A swell idea, convincing Marcia how great she was.
A tape recorder of my very own.
A telegram?
A three day pass or something.
A typewriter is something
A typewriter would really help
A United States senator.
A vertebrate has a back that's straight.
A wash a who?
A what?
A whole column about Mr. Price.
A whole inch and a half.
A whole lifetime of achievements were on that shelf.
A whole week? Wow.
About a bad grade.
About acting your age, Cynthia?
About as hard as one of my biscuits.
About buying and selling,
About face.
About going away again.
About his job.
About how you're going to break the news?
About Kathy Lawrence.
About me being a great dancer.
About Mr. Price.
About my strike, huh?
About so high...
About something they think is wrong,
About taking me to court?
About the accident in the parking lot... is that true?
About the business world.
About the party.
About the surprise.
About these wipers I got in here.
About this article you wrote this afternoon
About this gold claim I've been digging here for years.
About what?
About what?
About you know what
About your dropping out for hostess?
About your playing football.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. No ghosts.
According to student names.
According to this,
Action.
Action.
Action.
Action.
Actually thinks he's great?
Adults, too, Mr. Brady,
After all, it wasn't my fault.
After I bombed out in the pom pom trials
After Monday, I won't have any friends.
After school and all day Saturday
After this commercial, we'll do another one.
After what happened at school today.
After you finish that,
After you get through shining his shoes,
After you told him to listen?
After you tried to fix the motor.
After you.
After you've finished eating,
After your final grades.
Afterwards, Miss Goodwin and I talked
Ah, are you sure?
Ah, boy.
Ah, but I am what you compel me to be, my darling.
Ah, but this is a special especially nice day.
Ah, good. The coals are red hot,
Ah, honey, how would you like
Ah, I know. You were playing hooky.
Ah, it's great. Just great.
Ah, it's nothing.
Ah, it's pretty hard to challenge
Ah, listen, those sockets are full of electric current.
Ah, maybe a couple hundred dollars.
Ah, my blue sweater.
Ah, so nice of you to drop by.
Ah, so...
Ah, terrific.
Ah, that kind of magic only happens in the movies.
Ah, that's right, Marcia, we did, but...
Ah, that's very sweet of you, Alice.
Ah, they're perfect. They really suit her.
Ah, traveling is the spice of life.
Ah, well!
Ah, your breakfast is on the table.
Ah! Easy come, easy go.
Ah... Someday I'll let you ride my surfboard.
Ah... very good.
Ah... What's so wrong
Aha, I am cordially invited
Aha! A whole nickel at one time.
Aha. Okay, official, right.
Ain't nothing but an old ghost town now.
Ain't that swell.
Alice has a terrible toothache.
Alice is coming home.
Alice is helping us
Alice is making me some.
Alice needs two pounds of sausage.
Alice will be here in case they come back on their own, okay?
Alice, Alice.
Alice, did you ever do any acting
Alice, did you hear about it?
Alice, do we have any encouragement left there?
Alice, hang onto the wheel.
Alice, have you seen the paper?
Alice, how do you do that?
Alice, I think that we might want some refreshments later.
Alice, I think you're a little pie happy.
Alice, I want to thank you
Alice, if I didn't know better,
Alice, if I don't sit in that chair, can I fib a little?
Alice, isn't that a lovely picture?
Alice, it isn't funny.
Alice, it's 6:00 in the morning.
Alice, it's because I'm crazy about you
Alice, listen, you think Mrs. Brady's ready to go yet?
Alice, look this way.
Alice, maybe I ought to fix Mr. Brady something,
Alice, now, what kind of a good bye is that?
Alice, round up the kids.
Alice, that was Sam.
Alice, the news can't be all that bad.
Alice, what are you doing out here with that chicken?
Alice, what's he got?
Alice, which part did you think was the saddest?
Alice, why are those girls so dressed up?
Alice, why don't you quit when you're ahead?
Alice, will you please stop worrying, we'll be fine.
Alice, would you come here a minute, please?
Alice, would you please raise the hem an inch?
Alice, you know very well what I'm doing... I'm snooping.
Alice, you should see the expression on your face.
Alice, you won't believe it!
Alice, you won't believe it!
Alice, you wouldn't believe it.
Alice, you, too.
Alice, you're as bad as the kids.
Alice, you're only going to be gone a week.
Alice, your talk
ALICE: Anyone for pom poms?
ALICE: Besides, if there'd been a real fire,
ALICE: Gee, that was a great carnival.
ALICE: Hey!
ALICE: It's psychological.
ALICE: Look out!
ALICE: Now, if you tell her what you think,
ALICE: Now, Mrs. Brady, I'd be a traitor if I told you.
ALICE: Oh, it's not so mysterious.
ALICE: That's fair.
ALICE: What's that?
ALICE: You lose something, Mrs. Brady?
Alice!
Alice!
Alice!
Alice!
Alice!
Alice!
Alice!
Alice! Yeah?
Alice?
Alice?
Alice?
Alice?
Alice.
Alice...
Alice... Hmm?
ALL ( screaming off key): ♪ Girl... Look what you've done to me ♪
All charged up like this?
All he has to do is apologize.
All I wanted to do was make Cindy feel more grown up
All in the same week.
All it says is,
All my awards.
All my years of hard work.
All of that just to sell a little soap?
All of you, look out the window there.
All over the market.
All over the place.
All present and accounted for?
All right, all right, but from now on
All right, all right.
All right, children, places, please.
All right, children, time for exercises.
All right, children.
All right, children.
All right, children.
All right, easy, kids. Come on, let's keep looking.
All right, everybody, remember...
All right, everybody, you're about to see
All right, everybody?
All right, fall out.
All right, good bye.
All right, Harold, let's go back to "Have not saints..."
All right, honey, don't worry.
All right, housekeeper, be ready now. Be ready.
All right, I I think I've got a way this time.
All right, kids.
All right, Killer McGrew,
All right, let's move it back. Come on, move it.
All right, let's move it, now, in a hurry.
All right, let's try it again.
All right, Marcia and Molly,
All right, Pete quit the clowning.
All right, troops, may I have your attention?
All right, uh, let's see.
All right, you guys.
All right, you kids,
All right, you two get a special mission
All right!
All right?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Okay.
All right... ready... and set... and...
All right... Those guys are making
All that money right in our hands.
All that trouble I went to just to get myself in trouble.
All the great personalities belong to somebody else.
All the great things football does for you.
All the rest of the games.
All the test papers yet.
All the way.
All these instructions
All these people seated around this fire
All they said was, they were bringing home a big surprise,
All this baby needs is a little bit of work.
All those brands apart, you women.
All we have to do is get... the key.
All we have to do is wait for our gang
All year, and then, bang, he brings home an "A."
All you do is... Greg, can I have these?
All you got to do is fill in the details, that's all.
All you have to do is let it grow, you know?
All you have to do is tell the truth.
All you'd done for her.
ALL: ♪ Down in the valley ♪
ALL: ♪ It goes for everything ♪
ALL: ♪ Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam ♪
ALL: Alice!
ALL: Bye!
ALL: Cheese... That's it.
ALL: Good!
ALL: Oh, wow! Beautiful!
ALL: Surprise!
ALL: Yes! Yeah!
All... Well, look, I have to go now.
Almost as much as lizards.
Along with a marriage proposal!
Also, I take it I may have
Although they might call it gilding the lily.
Altogether, I think they got 12 A's, 29 B's,
Am I doing it wrong?
Amazing. Now let me hear you sing it.
Among other things, yours has a dent in it
An editor has to verify factual data
An obtuse triangle is...
An outstanding delivery boy?
Anchovies away!
And "D" sure doesn't stand for "dandy."
And 11 cents.
And 11 cents.
And a little bit of work,
And a little gray at the temples.
And a lot of stuff about the transmission.
And a sore back and sore arms and sore legs.
And a whole bunch of children.
And a whole lot of other things.
And about you know whom.
And Alice back to the house.
And all the parties you've been invited to,
And all the punishment he got
And all the teachers there,
And any students wishing to volunteer for Cleanup Week
And applesauce for dinner?
And as long as your mother and I approve,
And ask her for a few tips?
And ask her to send me a picture of herself.
And banged right into me.
And be escorted by an astronaut.
And become famous... And rich...
And being little is the worst thing in the whole world.
And besides, I'm going to help you do your homework.
And besides, my delivery boy quit.
And besides, the way you look in that outfit,
And besides, you promised to help me
And Bobby decided he wanted it.
And changed her into a beautiful, cultured lady?
And check over your shoulder.
And checked my rear window and saw it was clear,
And climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
And come out with your hands high.
And delivered to your house.
And did you see that veil and gown?
And do something about it.
And do stuff before we go to school.
And do whatever you were doing.
And do work, too.
And don't do nothing suspicious.
And don't go trading off with the other kids.
And don't let me catch you using it again.
And don't stop until I tell you.
And everybody wouldn't look at me that way.
And exercising.
And face a court martial?
And for one thing,
And get Gertrude a wedding present.
And get it done?
And get rid of her?
And get something as close to it as I can.
And get your picture in the newspaper.
And give it to Greg.
And go to jail for years and years.
And goof it all up.
And Greg wishes you luck with your speech, too.
And groovy, too.
And hadn't been returned in almost a year.
And Harold doesn't, either.
And Harold... uh, Harold...
And he even gave Cindy a candy bar.
And he gets grumpier and grumpier.
And he said, "Far out."
And he says to the waiter,
And he tied it on.
And he was Italian.
And he won't let anybody else in the room?
And he won't take me to the movies...
And he won't take me.
And he would shoe it with the other.
And he'll take me home.
And he's every crumb in between.
And he's had driver's education in school,
And he's not going to, if I can help it.
And he's obviously trying to use
And her voice starts to crack.
And hope somebody sees the smoke.
And hope we never see him again.
And how come you hung up on Eddie
And how they've been telling you
And hurt yourself, though, you know?
And I can't blame her for not being hungry.
And I can't say that I blame you.
And I can't think of a way
And I can't think of a way
And I didn't even call you "four eyes" once.
And I don't see any sense in getting Greg all upset.
And I don't want the all American kid tagging along.
And I expect to pass the bar on the Perry Mason reruns.
And I found a button that matches your sweater,
And I found it in the mailbox.
And I go and forget my own secret recipe.
And I got a surprise for you...
And I got the first waltz with Colonel Dick Whitfield...
And I guess it'll be hers.
And I guess you all have discovered
And I had the hundred bucks
And I happened to overhear something.
And I have to get a ride back to him.
And I haven't blamed you for... Well, of course, I guess
And I hosed off the patio.
And I just started to back out slowly
And I just wish I could find some players to try it out with.
And I know it's got to be somewhere in this house
And I know just what I'm going to call it...
And I know that he bought me an anniversary present
And I know why.
And I like to look at you
And I made your favorite...
And I mean deep.
And I owe it all to you.
And I picked up your cleaning,
And I put a new lightbulb in your den,
And I refuse to rehearse with a child.
And I remember your positions exactly.
And I said, "Far out."
And I sewed it on,
And I still can't figure it out.
And I still say it was inbounds.
And I take such rotten ones?
And I talked to Dad about it, too.
And I thought you meant it, too.
And I turned my head carefully
And I want some more popcorn.
And I want to hear a little conversation
And I want to keep them apart.
And I wanted to get into town to file it before you did.
And I wanted to win at something so badly
And I was teaching the King how to blow "Charge."
And I was thinking, if you have a friend
And I will no longer be a Capulet.
And I will no longer..."
And I won't cause any trouble.
And I won't even need three chances, just one.
And I'd like to know why.
And I'll bet he remembers me a lot longer than Molly, too.
And I'll bet you are in on it.
And I'll bet you still can't find Bobo.
And I'll die of humiliation.
And I'll get back to you in a minute.
And I'll have Greg pick it up
And I'll say, "Oh, terrific.
And I'll send you a copy of his latest album, okay?
And I'll take one later, okay?
And I'll tell you something: I can prove it.
And I'm afraid it looks like me.
And I'm Cindy Brady.
And I'm going to grow up to look just like her.
And I'm gonna raise that $107 I'm short.
And I'm kind of counting on you to do that for me, okay?
And I'm miserable.
And I'm not anything like that.
And I'm not sure I want to find out.
And I'm paying;
And I'm sure that if you try hard enough
And I'm sure your father will let you drive his, too.
And I've been putting in too much brainpower?
And if I win, you have to do whatever I tell you.
And if Mom and Dad found out about it
And if they start somebody else,
And if you wanted, I'd let you out of the bet...
And if you'll hold it down to a little roar,
And in 24 hours,
And it fell on him.
And it only takes a split second to miss something.
And it sounds dull.
And it was going.
And it wasn't so dumb, either.
And it's a real natural family, too.
And it's all due to Marcia.
And it's almost time for Cartoon King
And it's done some things that have shocked me.
And it's not fair to leave him out.
And it's over a mile deep.
And it's the other guy who has to do the caveat emptoring.
And Jan and Cindy...
And just develop your own personality?
And just in the nick of time, too.
And just in time.
And Kathy's waiting for me...
And lacking in wit.
And Laura Richmond.
And leave it under her door?
And leave the rehearsing to me.
And let everybody see my new personality.
And lifted my last bale.
And like your mother still has
And lose with... What do you mean lose?
And lost the title.
And made a great big lasso.
And make sure they're in good condition, okay?
And Marcia had dumped them somewhere
And may the better soap win.
And maybe we can work it out.
And maybe, just maybe, I won't grow up
And maybe... maybe even a good grade.
And meeting that old prospector.
And men are even dumber drivers!
And my "B" and "C" are the same.
And my own kids are going to have to testify against me.
And next, oregano.
And nice glasses, too.
And not about the weather.
And not looking like we're... stupid.
And not only that, we can't even talk around here.
And nothing but the truth."
And now he thinks he can go along with me...
And now I have to run against her.
And now I think maybe she's
And now, O sun that shines, O moon that smiles,
And now, students,
And now, to the directions of the four winds:
And number three,
And on the other hand, Mrs. Brady contends
And on the right is pile "B."
And one guy says to the other,
And one of them was Molly Webber.
And only if I get hit
And only seven C's.
And Owen Marshall
And palm to palm... Romeo wears glasses?
And passes to the movies.
And Pete believed him?
And Pete's voice cracking is our special gimmick, right, Pete?
And pile them in the sink.
And pom poms.
And pretend you don't know.
And pretty soon it will be all over you know what.
And ready... and set, and...
And really, he's a pretty good driver.
And regulations.
And remember now, let's all stay together.
And remember what I told you about that meat locker, right?
And remember,
And remember, I said exactly.
And remember, lots of energy.
And remember, please stay together.
And remember, we leave bright and early in the morning.
And said you used to call her "Bobo."
And set up the cooking gear for Alice now, okay?
And shame on you for listening when you shouldn't have.
And she feels left out.
And she got this terrible disease
And she has two lovely blond ponytails.
And she said,
And she said, "Far out."
And she says it's hers. Right?
And she says, "Doctor, when I get well,
And she told it to everybody.
And she took some girl's bike.
And she wants to dedicate herself to good causes.
And she wants to know if she can borrow some paper.
And she was great.
And she won't be here for Banquet Night.
And she's already been snooping in the house.
And she's so awkward.
And show her some steps I learned
And smashed a taillight.
And so is the debating team.
And so that's when we turned to Champ, the Dirt Fighter.
And some genuine, imported, European mud
And some of the things I said
And some of us are good at another.
And some of us at another.
And sometimes we all forget that.
And soon we will have our sauce esquisita!
And stamps out jungle fires?
And stamps out jungle fires?
And stuff like that,
And succotash pentagon.
And take it over.
And tell him it's off.
And tell me an outright fib?
And tell me what this is all about?
And tell them to wear the same clothes
And thanks again for the advance, Sam.
And thanks for tipping me, Eddie.
And that awful "hut two, hut two"
And that is for Sally and that's for Betty,
And that is for Zelda.
And that makes you happy
And that makes you proud, Mike, proud,
And that's a week from Saturday.
And that's all the food you get.
And that's give that Mr. Duggan his $295.00.
And that's our pass receiver.
And that's putting it mildly.
And that's when Mike and Peter left to try to get help.
And that's when we switched.
And that's... it!
And the big diamond ring.
And the boys are going to sleep outdoors. Yeah?
And the Carpenters, too?
And the chef is a personal friend of his.
And the doctor says, "Of course!"
And the drama club is doing three one act plays.
And the first guy says, "No, it's just off and on."
And the girls' basketball team... Undefeated.
And the graduation exercise committee.
And the guidebook says it's 218 miles long.
And the highlight of my last year in junior high
And the lady says, "That's great...
And the name isn't Peter, it's Scoop.
And the next thing you know, she was kidnapped by cannibals
And the ones we've selected to represent the school this year
And the only chance we have is a long pass.
And the other guy says, "Is it steady work?"
And the porterhouse and the veal
And the rest to get new shoes.
And the waiter says...
And then bay leaves.
And then do your best with it.
And then he built this town.
And then he decides which...
And then I carefully looked out the back window
And then I looked carefully behind me to make sure
And then I started to back out.
And then I started to back out.
And then the Court will render
And then the rest is in a check from my parents.
And then they drove off somewhere.
And then we cut, dig?
And then when the coach isn't looking,
And then wrinkle cream on my neck.
And then you can use this
And then you can use this
And then, bang, he brings home an "A."
And then, bang, he buckles down and brings home an "A."
And then, I let the sucker off the hook.
And then, just to make sure
And then, when he calls your name
And then... ( whistles) like a tornado.
And there are many calls waiting.
And there are two paths.
And there's a charity... Okay, okay.
And there's six of us Brady kids.
And these good clothes are kind of dirty,
And they knew it, so they red dogged.
And they put her in this big pot.
And they try to convince you that you're not dull.
And they've got these sprouts
And this button's where you press when you want to listen to what you recorded.
And this is Mr. Price, the science teacher.
And this is my husband, Mike.
And this is the defensive.
And this is very important:
And to have that honor would be the high point
And to read about themselves.
And to think I knew those kids
And two of you see one thing and two of you see another?
And very badly, too.
And wait till you hear the Brady Six.
And walk at night.
And we could watch together.
And we decided to fix our own cars
And we don't even know who he is.
And we don't have much time.
And we don't want our picture taken right now, okay?
And we don't want to spoil it, do we?
And we fastened our seat belts. Right?
And we figured that it'd be fun to get all dressed up,
And we know what kind of final exams he gives.
And we promise not to tell we saw you.
And we'd all get to see it when they get here.
And we'll come home right after school
And we'll go look for them.
And we'll meet right back here.
And we're on kind of delicate ground.
And we're trying to play ball.
And we've got to do something.
And what a memory!
And what if I do?
And what it'll cost Mrs. Brady to fix it.
And what makes people grow up the way they do.
And what's the matter with your eyes?
And what's with that spaghetti?
And when I say calisthenics,
And when the teacher selection committee
And while she was lying in this crummy tent,
And whistled for his horse.
And who I can't.
And who was playing the saxophone but the King himself.
And with him... it's a sure sale.
And with us recording my new great song...
And yell his head off.
And yellow! Awful!
And you can sleep in a nice warm bed,
And you can't talk to him,
And you can't, because you have your ballet lesson.
And you don't have to wash our play clothes.
And you know something?
And you lay this box of flakes on the little lady,
And you looked pretty terrific in your uniform.
And you never got a dramatic award?
And you start backing up when I tell you.