💬 The Brady Bunch

A basketball and a BB gun

A bear!

A bear! A bear!

A beautiful room, Mrs. Brady

A better set of notes for my speech, too

A big problem a teacher faces is getting her student involved.

A big thing about this,

A big voice, I guess.

A big, pink, female wolf.

A billion years.

A breeze, Mr. Brady.

A bunch of our stamps are missing.

A button's coming off this shirt.

A championship bout!

A client just, uh, just walked in.

A clubhouse?! That's hysterical.

A color TV set.

A compact?

A compact.

A contest between boys and girls.

A couple of more things.

A delivery for him from Driscoll's Toy Store.

A diary, huh?

A diary's only important

A dime here, a dime there.

A dime here.

A dime?

A dime... lend me a dime.

A dog like Tiger, you know, isn't easy to come by.

A doll?

A doll.

A factory has to be practical

A factory like that will make you famous.

A feast in the kitchen?

A few months ago... from Seattle.

A few years ago, I thought it was the end of the world.

A fluffy factory.

A frightened rock

A fun camping trip.

A game of cards?

A girl, dummy.

A girl's doctor!

A good thing?

A grandfather clock

A great big smile?

A great wrestling match on television...

A grown woman believing in that astrology nonsense.

A guy can't even practice his kazoo anymore. ♪ The cradle will rock ♪

A guy doesn't want a woman, you know...

A half hour ago, I made your curls.

A kid who gets a bike like this

A lipstick?

A little better than Cindy.

A little girl that was running for office

A little leeway?!

A little one.

A little talk... alone.

A little while ago.

A little?!

A little... parental authority.

A locket!

A lot of fun with this.

A lot of them, aren't there?

A lot.

A love letter?

A man is presumed innocent

A man's more flexible than a woman.

A million dollars.

A month?

A new diary?

A new factory. Hmm...

A nice, quiet wedding.

A pay phone? A pay phone in your house...

A pool table

A powder puff?

A powder puff.

A pretty girl like you?

A quality house all the way through, Mrs. Hunsaker

A rattlesnake?

A real live Dodger.

A reenactment of the crime

A reenactment of the what?

A rich one.

A rumor about Marcia?

A second phone should solve everything.

A secret I can't tell anybody in the world.

A sewing machine

A sewing machine is certainly not anything

A sheet of notebook paper with my campaign plans.

A silly old rowboat

A six.

A skinny 4 x 4.

A slight temperature, a lot of dots

A stepmother can love her new children

A story? About me?

A straight "A" student in math.

A super, super dessert.

A sure way? How?

A sweet, unselfish little girl

A topless factory.

A totem pole! A totem pole!

A TV set?!

A very foolish argument last night.

A volume on child psychology...

A wall was going to fall on her in Driscoll's Toy Store.

A wall?

A what?

A what? For girls?

A while ago, you said he was innocent.

A whole bunch of our stamps just disappeared

A wise man forgets his anger before he lies down to sleep

A woman's idiosyncrasy is right, and a man's is wrong?

A wonderful first Christmas together

A wrestling match?

A... a vision came to me.

A... a... an associate.

Aah, that needs more vinegar

Able to explain those voices..

About 110%.

About a sewing machine, right?

About Alice.

About all those robberies, and... ( sighs)

About an accident there, and our editor sent us over to do a story on Peter.

About being in show business..

About Cindy today?

About Felix Brown

About four months

About leaving your toys spread all over

About listing this house "For Sale

About Marcia, Jan and Cindy.

About me ever again.

About men's rights for a minute.

About Mom losing her voice on Christmas

About my slogans for my campaign posters?

About our long hours,

About Peter being a hero.

About Sam and Alice

About snow up in the mountains

About something that might be very important.

About ten minutes ago,

About the clubhouse, or the boys?

About the doctors.

About the tape!

About the telephone during this campaign.

About this for a long time

About this memory of mine.

About those premiums for the trading stamps

About what?

About your blueprints and your speech

Abraham Lincoln put a stop to that.

Absolutely everything!

Absolutely impossible.

Absolutely none.

Absolutely the greatest!

Absolutely.

According to my calculations,

According to reliable sources

According to size, and big ones first.

According to the directions.

Action?

Actually pulled another little girl's hair.

Afraid or not, he's got to have a good bath.

Afraid so, Peter.

After 3:00... it's time for the cookie brigade to get home.

After all, he's only human.

After all, I've known you

After all, it can't be easy for one to adjust

After all, it is your money, Peter.

After all, they're uncomfortable, they're itchy...

After all, what difference can a day make?

After all, you're my baby sister

After I sweared and everything?

After raiding the refrigerator

After that, any call you make will be deducted

After that, bed

After the happiest night of my life

After the tomato juice..

After the two dollars, I'm broke.

After the way he threw me.

After they came home from school today

After they learn their Constitutional rights,

After tomorrow...

After we finish, can we go to the movies

After we said good bye.

After what she did to me?

After you get Tiger fed, we'll feed us.

After you hear from Harry

After you won the 100 meter freestyle last year

After you, my dear Miss Nightingale.

After you've filled out a bit.

Agreed.

Ah, apologies I do not need.

Ah, good, did he catch anything?

Ah, here it is.

Ah, no, they'll get used to it.

Ah, Sam, it's none of my business.

Ah, that's too bad.

Ah, wonderful!

Ah! All right.

Ah! Good morning, boys!

Ah. Now just, um..

Ah. Thanks.

Ah... Oh, that was one rotten horse I had.

Ah... So am I.

Ah... There.

Ah...!

Aha, then a strange woman did enter your life today.

Aha! I caught you in the act!

Ahh!

Alan's downstairs.

Alan's going to be very disappointed.

Alice brought me up.

Alice can do it.

Alice didn't do it. The girls burned it.

Alice has twice as much cooking, and laundry and cleaning

Alice in Wonderland

Alice is a member of the family.

Alice is a member of the hip generation.

Alice is going to be there.

Alice is resting.

Alice is right here.

Alice is still sidelined?

Alice is there.

Alice made me a special surprise:

Alice made your favorite spaghetti, honey.

Alice said to copy the letters.

Alice says you haven't been sneezing as much.

Alice went up to get Marcia.

Alice, Alice!

Alice, are you a mind reader?

Alice, are you helping me make the posters, too?

Alice, are you trying to tell us that you're leaving?

Alice, as long as I have this locket,

Alice, can you?

Alice, can't you control that dog?

Alice, do you think Carol could have written that letter?

Alice, don't tell me

Alice, help

Alice, I feel so stupid

Alice, I hate to be a spoilsport

Alice, I heard part of what you said to the kids

Alice, I know it's an important Saturday.

Alice, I need your hel...

Alice, I...

Alice, I'm doing this

Alice, I'm sorry about your aunt.

Alice, I've tried talking to Marcia..

Alice, it's the flea powder...

Alice, let me down!

Alice, let the boys find the dog.

Alice, please.

Alice, shh.

Alice, something's burning.

Alice, tell him not to get into my stuff.

Alice, that doesn't sound human

Alice, that's Mr. Grossman, the real estate broker.

Alice, that's no suggestion; that's an evasion.

Alice, that's not what I meant

Alice, the tuna salad will be in the refrigerator.

Alice, there's going to be no mess, believe me.

Alice, there's one major flaw in your plan.

Alice, too.

Alice, uh, are you all right?

Alice, we don't know that it's Mr. Brady.

Alice, we need some more dog food.

Alice, we were just trying to prove something to you.

Alice, what are we going to do about him?

Alice, what are you doing up at this hour?

Alice, what are you doing?

Alice, what do you call this?!

Alice, what were you trying to say?

Alice, what's all the excitement?

Alice, what's good about it?

Alice, what's this big thing on the wall?

Alice, where'd Carol go?

Alice, will you stop that?

Alice, would I be getting fresh

Alice, would you bring Tiger back?

Alice, would you pick up my gray suit at the cleaners?

Alice, you deserve a raise.

Alice, you did such a beautiful job with that

Alice, you don't mind

Alice, you hurt again?

Alice, you know Desi Arnaz Jr

Alice, you mean you typed my name and address

Alice, you never mentioned you had an aunt.

Alice, you shouldn't even be here in the kitchen.

Alice, you wouldn't!

Alice, you'll never guess

Alice, you're beating around the bush.

Alice, you're marvelous.

Alice, you've got the mind of a master criminal.

Alice, your housekeeper.

ALICE: Careful, girls, don't drop those boxes

ALICE: Hold it.

ALICE: I didn't want to say anything

ALICE: I hope so.

ALICE: Oh, my!

ALICE: You're ready?

Alice!

Alice! I'll be right back.

Alice! Ow, I ripped myself!

Alice! Telephone!

Alice?

Alice? Alice, I'm stuck

Alice? Alice?

Alice? Hmm?

Alice?!

Alice.

Alice..

Alice...

Alice... I know this is a stupid question,

Alice... Mrs. Brady... Oh, I'm sorry,

Alice... please, don't even mention food.

Alice... Yes, Mr. Brady?

Alice... you have just read my mind

Alice... you know that column in the paper

Alice... you know we do. Will you stay?

All adds up to work.

All at the same time?

All begging me to reveal

All day long, coffemakers, toasters,

All done

All except you

All four of us.

All he wants is that bone.

All her symptoms have disappeared.

All houses settle a little, Mrs. Hunsaker

All I can feel is skin.

All I got to say is I sure hope our new house

All I have is two dollars.

All I need is two more houses.

All of them, together?

All of us?

All pitch in and put all of our books together

All present and accounted for, sir.

All right

All right, 'round you go and... go.

All right, all right!

All right, all right.

All right, all right. What's going on, huh?

All right, boys.

All right, Daddy.

All right, dear, but...

All right, everybody into his room, come on.

All right, everybody ready?

All right, everybody, hold it

All right, girls!

All right, he got it, but I agreed to it

All right, I understand how you feel.

All right, I'll come find it.

All right, I'll tell

All right, if you give it right back

All right, kids, be patient. The dog will be back.

All right, kids, let's fall in for search detail.

All right, ladies, which one'll it be?

All right, let me know when lunch is ready. We will.

All right, let's have it.

All right, men

All right, Michael, make it the shape of a powder puff.

All right, now do it just the way I told you.

All right, now, children, let's get ready for rehearsal.

All right, now, just make sure

All right, now...

All right, off you go.

All right, Peter.

All right, so I changed my mind.

All right, sonny, I'll do all I can for you

All right, that makes the total $37...

All right, that's one.

All right, then don't say it now.

All right, Tiger.

All right, uh..

All right, we'll start with the girls first

All right, what is going...?

All right, what's the trouble?

All right, where is it?

All right, who left the vacuum cleaner

All right, you guys,

All right!

All right.

All right. Bye, honey.

All right. I'll trust you

All right. Well, then I'll see you then

All right..

All righty!

All set down there, Bobby?

All six of us tried

All the happy years you've been with us

All the household chores by mutual agreement.

All the ice cream and cake in the world

All the kids at the assembly today stared at me.

All the rotten things Cinderella's stepmother did?

All the stars were out..

All the way from Alaska!

All this up and down stairs...

All those icky noises

All those important men..

All those in favor?

All us girls want to thank all you guys

All we could scoop up after Marcia dropped them

All work guaranteed or your money back.

All you have to do is worry about solving your problem

Allergy... that's something that makes you feel miserable

Ally oop!

Almost every night this week.

Already?

Also thankful.

Although I've never heard of a butcher who was a doctor.

Always make sure to properly season every..."

Always remember that too many onions or too much garlic..

Always.

Am I clear back..

Am I interrupting something?

Amazing

Amazing. Two doctors both making house calls.

An aller what?

An apple?

An arrangement with dentists.

An astronaut on the moon.

An eligible bachelor, and I..

An extra nose?

An honest to goodness, never tell a living soul secret?

An occasional mention in a diary

An old Victrola?

And "gorgeous" and I'll follow you anywhere.

And "vants" to speak to you.

And $1.12.

And 8:00 to 8:30 for Greg.

And 26 cents.

And a big lumpy emerald right in the middle.

And a big pearl

And a bow and arrow set, and a..

And a dart game, and a baseball mitt... lefty..

And a feature story, too.

And a four speed bike with hand brakes

And a good thing you bought more dog food

And a great big smile.

And a great wife,

And a man answers, don't hang up.

And a new wife to your household.

And a pair of nails...

And Alice and Greg and Marcia

And Alice can take the girls riding.

And Alice in the kitchen,

And all six of us failed.

And all that junk they bring in the house...

And all that nonsense.

And all the other housework around here,

And all the teamwork in the world

And all the terrible things her mean stepmother made her do,

And all those ice cubes.

And along with the award is this check for $50.

And an illuminated sewing area

And an interested bystander.

And anything went wrong, I'd never forgive myself.

And applause in here.

And as my last pledge

And as your president... I would always...

And at the same time,

And before you open your big mouth,

And believe me, this is going to be a good one

And besides, all the kids are tucked in

And besides, Mom's using our phone.

And besides, they were running bills up that were out of sight.

And bringing me candies and flowers.

And camping is for boys.

And caught on someone else's hook

And check him over.

And Cindy was out in hall

And Cindy, what happened to your curls?

And Cindy... Marcia... Greg... Peter...

And clean out the fireplace?

And comb our hair.

And couldn't deposit another ten cents?

And count sheep or something

And Dad took Cindy to the playground

And Dad's gone to try and find it

And do my Christmas shopping and..

And do not try to talk!

And don't bother Alice because she needs the rest.

And efficient. There are a thous...

And elbows and things.

And Elmo's Drive in

And ends "eternally yours, Greg."

And everybody stared at me.

And explain the situation about the seating.

And explain to her that we do need her.

And eyes tearing.

And fell in a pile of fish.

And find some other way

And finish the shopping

And flooded his doghouse.

And fly!"

And for a very good reason.

And for dessert, cake with chocolate frosting

And for Mother's use exclusively.

And frightening a poor little girl.

And get a beautiful flower.

And get a shot, if you'd rather.

And get all uptight over junk

And get better acquainted.

And get Mrs

And get one gift for the benefit of the entire family

And get your clothes ready,

And get your sweaters. Come on

And girls like you who write their dreams down

And give my regards to Jupiter.

And give you a little extra room.

And go back to the regular phone.

And go see if there's anything else.

And go to bed without being told.

And God bless Kitty Karry All...

And good bye to you, little woman.

And Greg... and Peter and Bobby.

And guess who I beat out?

And has unexplained slamming doors?

And have a look around and see what happened

And have some fun?

And he said diaries were only good

And he said something about a big surprise,

And he still hasn't changed into a prince.

And he wants me to keep checking

And he was gone, too.

And he'll be...

And he's always telling me that houses do settle

And he's going to flunk math if I don't talk to him.

And headed for New York

And help around the house,

And help Peter.

And her diary got mixed up in some books

And hold it down.

And hold on to your leash, too.

And hope it doesn't wreck the plumbing

And how are we supposed to get any sleep

And how is my favorite little filet today, huh?

And how pleased that you've gotten together

And hurry up.

And I adore my wife and my three new daughters.

And I always barge in on Marcia

And I always say to them, "Hello, my dahling."

And I believe Bobby's innocent.

And I can speak for the boys: ditto.

And I can't even brush your hair.

And I could never get to use my own phone

And I didn't think anybody cared.

And I don't know who to give it to.

And I get to fly and marry a prince and everything.

And I give you complete freedom.

And I got all tangled up.

And I got my lip caught in the braces

And I had it hidden behind the sleeping bags in the garage.

And I had to buy something.

And I had to do everything.

And I had to mail it by midnight

And I have a shopping list for the market, Alice.

And I have to design a factory.

And I haven't had a chance till now.

And I hit a banana.

And I just thought that maybe... well...

And I know just where they'll go.

And I know she's gonna be so happy about it

And I know we have a problem,

And I love Tiger, too.

And I love you, too, darling.

And I must be some kind of a nut.

And I never offered her a raise.

And I only get one?

And I say that these wings are perfect.

And I think they're too big.

And I think, until we do, we just can't make a change.

And I thought maybe you sent it

And I thought they were scrap paper and I threw it away.

And I thought...

And I twisted my left ankle.

And I understand that some of the books might be here

And I want them to feel that I'm just as much

And I was editor of the yearbook

And I was going to wear this dress.

And I was not afraid of it.

And I was trying to decide the best way

And I won't be able to fall asleep,

And I would like them both

And I would like to believe it, but it would boggle my mind.

And I wound up getting completely soaked.

And I'd better be going.

And I'd never forgive myself.

And I'll be along

And I'll be right with you.

And I'll bet I can write

And I'll bet there was no card attached

And I'll bet you your baseball cards

And I'll get dinner started for the kids.

And I'll give the money right back.

And I'll have your mother round up the girls.

And I'll make it up to the kids and to you.

And I'll personally knock your head in.

And I'll see you later, dear.

And I'll see you later.

And I'll start here

And I'm going to get the most applause

And I'm going to go change my shoes.

And I'm not giving this to you

And I'm not sure what.

And I'm older than you are.

And I'm Santa Claus

And I'm so proud of Marcia, too

And I'm sure it will end well.

And I'm sure they're going to find Tiger.

And I'm sure they've learned a very valuable lesson.

And I'm telling you to do it.

And I'm well able to take care of myself.

And I've been taking his temperature.

And I've got an awful lot of stuff outside.

And I've got to bring the cake!

And I've got to fix yours, too.

And I've had a lot more experience

And I've heard about it, too,

And if she knows that Greg likes her,

And if there is anything I can do,

And if they like camping, we like camping.

And if you want to sing Christmas morning

And in the other house, the kitchen is bigger..

And indirectly fouling up my papers

And inside the box is..

And it couldn't be put together.

And it is my pleasure to announce

And it takes a lot of thought.

And it was going down for the third time,

And it was their cat that caused the trouble.

And it was their dog that chased Fluffy.

And it will... Factory?

And it wouldn't be fair to the other children

And it's a little steep for me, too.

And it's because of us, isn't it?

And it's bothered our household budget.

And it's going to be a real swell party

And it's good bye, Charlie

And it's great

And it's in perfect condition.

And it's not even your birthday.

And it's not me or Peter

And it's real bad

And it's silly to beat around the bush

And it's sort of a special factory

And it's sweet of you to care so much,

And Jan had to go in after her,

And just for that, Marcia,

And kazoo snatching. How do you plead?

And keep the covers on.

And kidney beans

And last but not least...

And laughing the next.

And left page nine blank.

And let Mom talk

And let old Alice worry about old Alice, hmm? Come on.

And Linda and I can have a chat

And listen to all that hero drivel

And live with the Amazons.

And look at the stars?

And look, if you're going to run

And looking around,

And make it snappy... I can smell that pot roast from here.

And making garbage out of it.

And Marcia and Jan, too.

And Marcia didn't specify which kind.

And Marcia needed a ride to the club

And Marcia says I better ask Daddy

And Marcia to stop hogging the bathroom?

And Marcia was in bed studying

And Marcia, on outside crashes.

And Marcia's in her room in tears

And married somebody with three children.

And member of school council

And Mike wants to use the phone

And Mom and Alice are right?

And more sparkling than the silverware.

And moved in where there's more action

And Mr. Brady's in his den.

And my chart said, don't buy anything today.

And my pet white rabbit.

And my salad.

And my sister

And my tuna salad all waiting for me, I'm coming home.

And my wonderful new husband.

And neither could Marcia and Jan.

And neither do the girls

And neither does Carol.

And next Saturday, while you're playing in the backyard..

And nights.

And no more going out the window

And no strange women have come into my life yet.

And nobody but you and I will ever know

And nobody likes steps as good as they like

And none of us want to go

And not enclose a card

And not know what kind of a man he is.

And not one of them will admit

And not to use their father's phone.

And not very peace

And now Bobby wants to color me.

And now I realize I shouldn't have.

And now it's over $32.

And now she's developed this ailment in her liver.

And now we'll hear from the other candidate,

And now, back to Christmas music

And now, fairy princess

And of course, all her screaming

And on housework detail.

And one bathroom.

And one half of the family doesn't go trooping off

And one of my old shirts and look the way you do,

And open the window a bit.

And pan him right over here

The Brady Bunch - Season 1
"The Brady Bunch" is an iconic American television sitcom that aired from 1969 to 1974. The show revolves around the adventures of the Brady family, a blended family formed by a widow and a widower, each with three children. This heartwarming comedy explores the challenges and joys of coming together as one big, happy family. In the first season of "The Brady Bunch," the cast members brought their characters to life with excellent performances. The Brady family is led by Mike Brady, played by Robert Reed, a widowed architect who marries Carol Martin, played by Florence Henderson, a single mother with three daughters. Together, they create a loving environment for their children. The talented cast also includes: 1. Maureen McCormick as Marcia Brady: The eldest Brady daughter, known for her beauty and popularity. 2. Barry Williams as Greg Brady: The eldest Brady son, often trying to impress girls and fit in at school. 3. Eve Plumb as Jan Brady: The middle Brady daughter, struggling to find her identity between being Marcia's shadow and paving her own path. 4. Christopher Knight as Peter Brady: The middle Brady son, dealing with the typical struggles of adolescence and finding his own unique talents. 5. Susan Olsen as Cindy Brady: The youngest Brady daughter, with her adorable lisp and innocence. 6. Mike Lookinland as Bobby Brady: The youngest Brady son, known for his mischievousness and love for building. The first season of "The Brady Bunch" brings us memorable episodes that have become part of television history. From the iconic "Pilot" episode, where the Brady and Martin families come together, to heartwarming moments like the "Dear Libby" episode, where Marcia seeks advice for her school newspaper, each episode captures the essence of family, love, and growing up. The show also introduced viewers to the catchy theme song, "The Brady Bunch." This infectious tune, performed by the cast, became an instant classic and is still recognized and loved today. You can play and download these sounds here. [If there are websites where the sounds can be played and downloaded, please insert the appropriate links.] "The Brady Bunch" resonated with audiences because it portrayed a relatable and aspirational family dynamic. The show tackled everyday issues faced by families, such as sibling rivalries, school crushes, and parental guidance. It provided a comforting and comedic escape, capturing the spirit of the era while still remaining timeless. Even though "The Brady Bunch" only aired for five seasons, it left an indelible mark on popular culture. The show's optimistic and wholesome depiction of family life continues to attract new fans, and the Brady family remains a beloved household name. As the theme song says, "That's the way we became the Brady Bunch." Join the Brady family on their journey and experience the laughter, love, and lessons of the first season. Whether you're discovering it for the first time or revisiting a cherished classic, "The Brady Bunch" Season 1 is a must-watch for anyone seeking heartwarming entertainment. So, grab your popcorn, gather the family, and embark on a nostalgic trip back to the 1970s with "The Brady Bunch." The first season promises plenty of fun, laughter, and life lessons for everyone to enjoy.
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