Good Boys Edit

A bigger hermit crab shell together.

A necklace in art class.

A relationship is a lot of work.

Ah.

Ah. I just got a bite on our card.

Aka nunchucks, motherfucker.

All alone, two Taco Tuesdays.

All he needs is one.

All right, Bean Bag Boys, finish up. It's a school night.

All right? I'll take them. Let me go home!

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Come on, Thor.

All right. It says this next part's gonna hurt,

All these fools are coming.

All we have to do is cross the highway,

All we have to do is just go over there

Also, gonna be a kissing party.

Amy, you are not gonna believe this.

An eighth grader told me that.

An indoor swing?

And a fake woman shot out of a car.

And and Max destroyed his house with it.

And biked to the mall by himself?

And blow jobbed his sister.

And close your eyes.

And don't try anything funny.

And even worse, you'll lose your father's trust.

And everyone knows your mom plagiarized her cookbook.

And he won't sell it to us.

And I know you're going through a stressful time.

And I was looking the other direction.

And I'll tell him that you're a pervert.

And I'm gonna sip that beer so everyone will know...

And if you're coming to the party tonight.

And just when I think I've got you figured out,

And lock a cop in a convenience store

And my parents are definitely gonna call your guys' parents.

And none of us have ever kissed, and we're scared.

And now he can't because he's grounded for life.

And now he yells in his sleep and has crazy diarrhea.

And now you're worried you're gonna lose your friends, too.

And she taunts you.

And tell the truth, then God will be on our side.

And the Bean Bag Boys are broke up, and...

And the cars aren't even moving.

And then I'll never get to kiss Brixlee!

And then I'll trade you for the drone.

And then it's your job to clean it up.

And then we ran across the highway,

And there's nothing wrong with that.

And this is the only place

And we got into a huge fight,

And we just wanted to let you know you can always call on

And we thought it might have crashed in your backyard.

And we're driving to the city to see Kendrick Lamar.

And what are your parents gonna do, double ground you?

And y'all need to find bigger shells.

And you always talk a big game, and you never back it up.

And you can suck my dick, too.

And you don't even care.

And you guys are still into little kid stuff.

And you guys aren't into that?

And you just want to keep playing with it.

And you may think you're so mature, but the truth is

And you think we're just stupid kids,

And you...

And you're just gonna throw it all away

Annabelle, don't antagonize your brother.

Annabelle, get out of here.

Anyone else feel like he's gonna fuck that doll?

Anything will be used against you

Are we in trouble?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you gonna drink it or not?

Are you in or out?

Are you mocking me?!

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you trying to make me jealous?

Are your friends jelly you're dating a college guy?

As stupid as that, okay?

Ascension, rules, antidrug campaigns...

Ask for Benji.

At Manush Patel's house.

Aw, don't you boys look cute.

Based on my time in Holly weird.

Be back in two days.

Be our concert.

Bean Bag Boys do everything together.

Bean Bag Boys for life.

Bean Bag Boys for life.

Bean Bag Boys for life.

Bean Bag Boys only.

Because he's obsessed with popular boys.

Because shit's about to get real.

Because you thought it wasn't cool

Because you want to kiss some basic girl?

Because...

Beep, beep.

Before they're finished.

Believe me, Max. You don't want to go to Soren's

Benji is the only one who has Molly,

Besides, Brixlee's necklace is still in the kiln.

Big deal.

Bingo.

Birthdays are canceled. Holidays are canceled.

Bitch, please.

Bitch! Now who's the baby?!

Bring it back right now.

Bring that dick.

Bring the drone, and don't fuck with the Bean Bag Boys.

Brixlee isn't just some girl.

Brixlee, can I kiss you?

Brixlee, can I kiss you?

Brixlee, this is for you.

Brixlee...

Brother, these are vitamins, okay?

Bullying is wack.

Bullying is wack.

Bullying is wack.

Bullying is wack.

But because you were honest with me,

But Brixlee is probably the love of my life.

But but it's okay.

But can I just tell you?

But hard. But good.

But I no longer like you.

But I want to make it up to you.

But if you're staying down here,

But in the marriage we're equal.

But it doesn't give you a reason to tell us fibs.

But it was only because he wanted to marry Brixlee,

But just listen to me.

But then she looked at me,

But then we traded the drone for it,

But they're not the Bean Bag Boys.

But we didn't really become close until eighth grade.

But we still got the drugs.

But you have family and friends who love you.

But, you know, I'll have to ask my mom.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye. Be safe.

C U M. "Coom."

Call an ambulance!

Call me Andrew or Mr. Newman or Warden.

Can I help you?

Can we just go home now?

Can you shut the fuck up?

Can't believe they still eat chewables.

Cannot believe I trusted you!

Careful. It's hot.

Carlos and those SCAB guys seem cool.

Children crossing.

Children's vitamins, at that.

Come give me a hug, bud.

Come here.

Come on in, fellas.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Come on, come on!

Come on, go upstairs. Now... Hey.

Come on, Lucas.

Come on, we got to go. We got to go. Go.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. We're gonna miss fish sticks.

Come up to my parents' bedroom in three minutes.

Convince them to let you audition.

Cool jacket.

Cool.

Cool.

Cop.

Dad, I'm in sixth grade. I need, uh, privacy sometimes.

Dad, please... say "I love you" back.

Dad?

Deal's off. We can't let them put drugs back on the street.

Delicious.

Did Rafi from Sigma Nu send you?

Did you bring the necklace?

Did you get home safe?

Did you just reload your fake gun?

Did you know he skipped school

Do I look like a pedophile?

Do not mention Hannah.

Do not test me!

Do not test me.

Do you even know what it feels like

Do you hear that?

Do you think he would sell to kids?

Does she have a crush on me?

Does this look like a sippy cup?

Doesn't matter what Atticus says.

Don't break anything.

Don't come any closer.

Don't forget, Rock of Ages auditions are tomorrow.

Don't get me wrong.

Don't let anyone tell you differently.

Don't listen to Atticus.

Don't tell my parents you gave me this.

Don't worry, we'll find them later.

Drama.

Drink.

Drive! Drive!

Drop and give me 20, you fucking babies!

Drugs are not the answer.

Drugs just give you a false sense of reality.

Dude, it's worth 300 bucks.

Dude, wait.

Dumbass, you told us that your life would be over

Enough. Let's go.

Even if we don't hang out all the time,

Even though he's super mean.

Even though your voice is a fucking gift.

Ever since I was young.

Every marriage ends in divorce.

Everybody's in the basement.

Everything gonna be the same. Me and your mom, you know,

Everything you like is now canceled.

Everything's coming up Lucas.

Ew.

Except now you're gonna see it

Excuse me, is this how all 12 year olds conduct business?

Excuse me, ma'am. Can I get a glass of water, please?

Excuse me. Got to get through.

Eyes up here.

Fascinating.

Fine, I'll go, but I'm not apologizing to Thor.

Fine! Fuck it! Let's just get this over with.

Fine. You can come in, but please take your shoes off.

First Sippy Cup, and now this?

Flip that switch.

Fly it to the school!

Fly like the wind, Max.

Fools. I'd have paid a thousand.

For me not to see you, 'cause you're my best friend.

Forget Soren's party. We're fucked.

Forget spin the bottle.

Four is impossible.

Four miles? How the fuck are we getting four miles?

Four sips. Badass.

Four! Get up!

From our babysitter 'cause she was trying

Fuck it. Bring 'em.

Fuck off, Atticus! His name is Thor.

Fuck off. What?

Fuck that bitch.

Fuck that noise. I want my drone back.

Fuck you!

Fuck!

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fucking childproof bullshit!

Fucking legend.

Get down now! Get down now!

Get help.

Get off the freeway!

Get on the right track.

Get on the right track.

Get on the right track.

Get on the right track.

Get on the right track.

Get out of there, girl!

Get out!

Get the fuck out of here, you little fucking babies.

Get the hell out of here, Annabelle!

Get up. Get up.

Girls are a distraction.

Go in. Buy two pills.

Go sip a beer, Sippy Cup.

Go, go!

God. Say it, don't spray it.

Goddamn it, Lucas.

Goddamn it!

Good afternoon.

Good evening. We're looking for Benji.

Good luck getting your car in here, losers!

Good.

Great.

Great. Be there in a second, babe.

Grilled cheese.

Grow out of their shells, and they need to find

Guess that makes sense.

Guys, guys! Look!

Guys, guys.

Guys, it's my dad.

Guys, my dad gets back at 5:00.

Guys, the mall's right there.

Guys.

Guys.

Ha ha, funny guy.

Ha ha. Nice joke.

Ha!

Hannah, I have a little brother.

Hannah.

Have fun at your kissing party.

He blow jobbed his own sister?

He can't molest all three of us.

He could be a pedophile.

He did, that fucker.

He has a huge crush on Brixlee.

He knows how to spell. Just act normal.

He needs it for work. Can I please have it back?

He said my name? He said "Thor"?

He was just licking that woman's asshole.

He'll do it, but he just needs more time to think.

He'll make me quit the sports team.

He'll notice. He's very observant.

He's eye fucking us.

He's gonna barf.

He's gonna do it.

He's in trouble.

He's my brother. I love that piece of shit.

He's not gonna do it.

He's not gonna start sitting

Hell yeah.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello. Listen. I've decided I don't want kids.

Hello. Uh, I'm looking for Lucas.

Help your mom, and do not touch the drone.

Her boyfriend's always over.

Here we go.

Herman died because hermit crabs

Hey, buddy. I got on the early flight,

Hey, Dad.

Hey, Dad.

Hey, dickless. Come here.

Hey, guys, wait.

Hey, guys?

Hey, no karate.

Hey, she was already crying. I just took her picture.

Hey, Soren.

Hey, Stranger Things, go fuck yourself!

Hey, Taylor.

Hey, you're gonna break it.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Can I help you?

Hey. Finish up.

Hey. Uh, Lucas, you still want

Hey. We called about the BD Rolling Thunder.

Hi there. Oh.

Hi ya!

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. I'm Max.

His dad doesn't even pay taxes.

His dad has two DUIs and has to take the train to work.

Hmm?

Hmm.

Hold it.

Holy shit.

How about "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Bitch"?

How cool is it?

How do you know Soren?

How long do you think he's gonna be?

How'd you guys track us?

Hurry up.

I actually skipped

I also have a big dick.

I am your daddy!

I ask the fucking questions!

I can't believe you guys are here.

I can't do it.

I can't.

I consent.

I did it!

I did make some pretty big changes, though,

I didn't say anything.

I didn't want to cross 12 lanes of traffic

I didn't want your parents to see my face.

I don't even know why we're still friends.

I don't even want to know what's going on down there.

I don't give a fuck.

I don't know what that means.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. I just know it's not this.

I don't know. I've never asked her.

I don't think I want to go to the skate park.

I don't think I've ever been this far from home.

I don't want that.

I don't want to get a divorce from you.

I don't want to play Ascension anymore.

I drank a beer.

I explicitly told you,

I feel you, dawg, but...

I forgot,

I found all of these weapons

I get it.

I go shopping with my mom, too.

I got an earring.

I got it all by myself, with my mom.

I got punched in the fucking face, okay?

I got this. I got this, I got this.

I got your back.

I guess I went a little crazy today, too.

I guess I'll go first.

I guess, I guess I should go.

I have an idea.

I have hormones flowing through my body,

I have musical auditions this Friday.

I have something in here

I have the drugs. Now give me the drone.

I haven't put it in the kiln yet.

I heard he beat up Derek Bachman

I heard you sipped a beer like a fucking champ.

I heard, at the skate park,

I I promise.

I I think I'm fine.

I just ran off without my family's bikes.

I just spent $600 on a fucking drone.

I just want you to know I'm proud of you.

I kind of got a boner talking to those girls.

I know a way we can see them kiss.

I know my house perfectly.

I know we haven't been hanging out much,

I know what cocaine is.

I know what to do.

I know you don't know us

I know you're scared.

I know.

I know.

I know. You're not hot enough to be acting like this,

I like the chewables. I want one.

I love beer, so yes, I will.

I love to sing.

I mean, it would've been nice to have

I mean, sorry to fucking swear at kids, but fuck.

I mean, we were in the same grade,

I mean, what do you love?

I missed you guys.

I need to get rid of these drugs.

I need to hear it.

I never massaged anyone.

I never want to see you again.

I Parent Trapped your asses.

I promise you we were gonna give the drone back.

I quit singing.

I remember bringing you home from the hospital

I remember my first kissing party.

I respect women. My mom's my best friend.

I ride or die for my squad, too.

I still don't get why we need weapons.

I think I did a production of Cats around here.

I think it'll really

I think Soren's calling me.

I thought you were cool with this.

I want my mom.

I was gonna say... you didn't let me finish...

I was just crossing it off. See?

I will always love you because you are my son,

I won't let you destroy your li...

I'd smoke him in a burn war. Right, Max?

I'll do all the talking. I just need your height in there.

I'll get the bikes.

I'll give you two hugs when you get back.

I'll go get my jacket.

I'll live off of rainwater and squirrels.

I'll probably just hang out with my ex, Margaret.

I'll see you guys at school.

I'll see you soon.

I'll take a shit down your throat.

I'm 100% sure you're fibbing to me.

I'm a fucking alcoholic!

I'm already feeling something.

I'm fine. I'll just live here.

I'm going for sexy and hot.

I'm going upstairs to play VR.

I'm gonna break the record.

I'm gonna bring a beer to Soren's,

I'm gonna click "yes."

I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die.

I'm gonna let you slide, all right?

I'm gonna take four sips.

I'm gonna wear this later.

I'm having a party tomorrow night.

I'm I'm not a feminist. I love women.

I'm into romance and grown up shit,

I'm just gonna throw them in the stream.

I'm not buying drugs.

I'm not dead!

I'm not fibbing.

I'm not typing up any more paperwork today.

I'm not, at all...

I'm out.

I'm really not.

I'm so sorry, you guys.

I'm sorry I called you a try hard.

I'm the nicest kid in our grade.

I'm the son of a businesswoman, and I think we both know,

I'm trying to keep it half girls, half guys.

I'm two weeks into sixth grade, I'm already a social piranha.

I'm your stepmother. You are not supposed to be

I've been thinking about quitting singing

I've grown a lot in the last two hours.

I've had sex before, but I've never kissed a girl.

I've had, like, 5,000 sips of beer.

If he finds out, you'll be grounded.

If I don't get those drugs, I'm gonna be grounded,

If she had a crush on you,

If that's drugs, then this is drugs, too.

If the Bean Bag Boys don't grow together,

If we don't get a new drone by then, I'm grounded.

If we're gonna get through this,

If you didn't get a BD Rolling Thunder,

If you didn't want to buy the doll,

If you don't consent to kissing, that's cool.

If you don't give it back, I'll tell my dad you stole it.

If you leave, you can never come back.

If you weren't such a narc.

If your mom will pick us up.

In case anyone fucks with us.

In five minutes to buy the card.

In the back of my parents' closet.

In two different houses.

Inspire those of you

Is 'cause you live close to each other.

Is at North Point Galleria.

Is Brixlee your forever or not?

Is he your boyfriend?

Is that what happens

Is when she gives you consent.

It can contaminate the water.

It does feel good, don't it?

It goes me, Marcus, Max, you.

It has a camera. We could see everything.

It looks infected.

It made sense when my parents said it.

It was the summer after sixth grade

It'll kill him.

It's a BD Rolling Thunder. It's my dad's.

It's a complicated issue.

It's a sex drug.

It's an orgy down there.

It's been real, guys.

It's for his dad's work. It's not a toy.

It's fucking spying on us.

It's gonna be amazing.

It's it's like a parking lot, see?

It's like when your cousin walks around in a bikini

It's like you got a new toy... the best toy in the world...

It's Lucas.

It's messed up that he even keeps it in the house.

It's my favorite musical.

It's nice to finally meet you.

It's not cool at all.

It's not too late to turn back.

It's okay, Max. There'll be other parties.

It's the girls.

It's true, too.

It's very easy.

It's when a girl jerks you off until you "coom."

It's... everything's gonna stay the same, so...

Just act normal. Just laugh.

Just as much as anybody, okay?

Just be normal.

Just give her the sex drugs!

Just give us the fucking Molly!

Just go online and type in "how to kiss."

Just hang up. Who cares?

Just leave me the fuck alone!

Just one on Wednesday now.

Just promise not to do it again, okay?

Just stay out of my way, Maxi Pad.

Just take your goddamn punishment.

Just the drone.

Just the drone. Not you.

Just walking into school.

Just write...

Just, uh, got into a fight

Kissing her.

Kissing.

Kissy Cup!

Kissy Cup! Kissy Cup!

Kissy Cup! Kissy...

Kissy Cup.

Lasagna and soda?

Let me help, let me help.

Let me know what your mom says, dawg.

Let me see what's in the bottle.

Let me worry about the necklace.

Let us out!

Let's cut the shit. Are you a pedophile?

Let's get out of here.

Let's get you some Children's Tylenol.

Let's go.

Let's go. Let's make it happen.

Let's just give them the drugs and get the drone.

Let's make a promise.

Let's spin a bottle.

Lights out, 8:30.

Like it was yesterday.

Listen, Claude, let's just cut the bullshit.

Listen, I can tell you're lashing out with anger,

Listen, we we were just trying to teach you a lesson.

Listen, you will stay down here and suffer

Listen!

Listen! What you babies wearing?

Look at me, man.

Look at this.

Look at those dirty fucking junkies.

Look what happened.

Look, can we please have the drone back?

Look, I'm not a pedophile. I'm a cool guy.

Look.

Love you. See you in two days.

Lucas and I will go to the party.

Lucas, are you okay?

Lucas, drugs.

Lucas, get the drugs!

Lucas, get your butt over here right now.

Lucas, I'm leaving.

Lucas, if you were a pedophile

Lucas, it's none of their business.

Lucas, keep it in the case.

Lucas, Lucas, look at me right now.

Lucas, you have to be quiet.

Lucas, you're outvoted.

Lucas!

Lucas!

M Maybe he won't notice that the drone's gone.

Mad respect to Thor.

Making me do crazy things.

Man, I don't care if I get mugged.

Matter of fact, you're gonna have two Taco Tuesdays,

Max, come here.

Max, don't listen to him. He just wants to go

Max, I want you to meet Brixlee.

Max, this is fucking insane.

Max, watch out!

Max, what the fuck are you doing?

Max!

Max.

Max.

Max's big old dick is pointing us in the right direction.

Maybe go to the skate park tomorrow after school?

Maybe there's a way we can

Maybe those old girls were right.

Maybe we're on different paths.

Me, Max and Thor started a dog washing business.

Meet us at the playground across from John Adams

Middle school's way more intense than elementary.

Mission accomplished.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm kay.

Molly is a sex drug. Dateline did an exposé on it.

Mom!

Mom!

My arm got ripped out,

My audition today for the musical.

My babysitter told me everyone in sixth grade gets hand jobs.

My dad said that I'm grounded.

My dad will be home in 15 minutes.

My dad's gonna kill me.

My dad's moving out.

My face feels so tingly.

My masterpiece.

My mom said she'll drop us at frozen yogurt

My neighbor is a total nymphomaniac.

My parents are getting a divorce.

My parents aren't home, and I have the best snacks.

My parents have a CPR doll.

My parents' divorce has really changed me.

My penis.

My uncle flew a drone for the Army,

N No!

Nah, I'm good.

Nah, you were right.

New, bigger seashells on the beach

Nice try, but I don't talk about my art projects

Nice. Give 'em my address.

No friends, no hope,

No one can stop the Turzan of Uzkara.

No way that's gonna fit in there.

No way!

No way.

No way.

No way. They could trick us again.

No, come on. We missed our concert.

No, he blow jobbed Derek's sister.

No, I can't do this.

No, I did. I sold it. Two girls, said they knew you.

No, I just meant let's go climb a tree.

No, I told you I'm hanging out with Lily this weekend.

No, I'm not.

No, it's a fucking juice box.

No, no, guys.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, not at all.

No, shut up. It's it's...

No, that's a pyromaniac. She's a nymphomaniac.

No, they'd see us.

No, they're children. They would die.

No, they're cool.

No, uh, someone signed me up as a joke.

No, we didn't really know each other then.

No, we're in a fucking alley.

No!

No! Lucas!

No.

No.

No.

No. If anyone should be over there, it's me.

No. That's not true for us.

No. There's also gonna be cool boys there.

No. We have to get the drugs

No. We need 550, U.S.

No. You don't want to do that.

Nobody even kissed.

Not anymore.

Not better, just more mature.

Not everything.

Not knowing how to kiss.

Not much.

Not on my fast bike, nerds.

Not only am I gonna drink it,

Not today.

Now here you are, sexually masturbating yourself.

Now I'm never gonna be able to kiss Brixlee.

Now we're trapped between a highway and the authorities.

Now, are we fifth graders, or are we sixth graders?

Now, come over here.

Now, go over there and kiss your future wife.

Now, look, I love a good story with a bunch of gibberish

Of course it's a toy. They sell it at toy stores.

Of course.

Oh, come on.

Oh, except for you. I recognize you from econ.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, God, I'm so fucked.

Oh, God.

Oh, here I am.

Oh, it's from Taylor.

Oh, my God, I just killed a man!

Oh, my God, you made it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. This is amazing!

Oh, my God. This is the most dramatic thing I've ever seen.

Oh, my God. What if they take the Molly?