A Very Brady Sequel Edit

A horse? In the house?

A kiss? In public?

A man in Hawaii is waiting to pay me $20 million

A man named Roy Martin came into our lives recently,

A new barrette for me to wear to the wedding.

Aah!

Aah!

About our liberal policies for gay people.

About things like that.

About time.

About you know what?

Absolutely. It will never happen again.

Actually, Carol, for once, your kids make sense.

After the wedding, I'll move back into my room.

Ah. Peter...

Ah. So I am.

Ah... Ah... Ah...

Ah...Hi.

Alice, could you take it to the antique shop

Alice, do you have to shout like that?

Alice, pack the flowered shirts and sandals.

Alice, this is Roy, Mrs. Brady's first husband.

Alice, what kind of mushroom did you put in this sauce?

Alice: Did you get it?

Alice: I heard the bell. Do we have company?

Alice: I tried to wake him up, and he told me to stuff it.

Alice: Mrs. Brady!

Alice: She left for the auction a while ago.

Alice: You've hardly eaten a thing, Mr. Martin.

All because of Greg's deciding vote.

All of them with hair of gold.

All right, gang, it looks like

All right, sir, I've marked your exit here on the map,

All right.

All right. Shoot.

All right. Thanks, jan. Thanks, Peter.

All that's on my mind is getting in touch

All the money in the world

All: ¶ it goes for everything ¶

All: ¶ when it's time to change ¶

All: Hi, mom. Hi, dad.

All: Mm hm.

An accident? What are you talking about? Where's the horse?

An architect just like your father.

An elephant stepped on my face in kuala lumpur.

An elephant? Wow!

And a Brady always keeps a promise.

And a Brady always keeps a promise.

And a Brady always treats a guest

And a family is only as strong

And a jailbird.

And a man's voice changes, Carol,

And Alice.

And Alice.

And as long as the glue that holds that house together

And attach them with a really cute clasp.

And bad luck for you, Mr. Thomas:

And be a happening kind of guy. Isn't that neato?

And dispensing justice in an evenhanded fashion,

And Eddie's dad is a boxer,

And even if you don't get kitty carryall back,

And give your mother a little breathing room here, ok?

And Greg's a really great driver.

And he's kidnapped mom and taken her to Hawaii.

And he's my dad.

And I am never letting go of it.

And I found a groovy anniversary present for mom:

And I hope that you and your wife enjoy

And I promised to love, honor, and obey him.

And I think we need to make some changes around here.

And I would be, too,

And I'll act it out for you, Mrs. Brady.

And I'm afraid he may not have been entirely honest with us.

And I'm getting out of here with $20 million.

And I'm not afraid to use it, Alice, especially on you.

And if anyone mentions one word of this to the cops,

And if other people don't like it,

And if the hearts didn't work with the diamonds and the spades with the clubs,

And initial right there, please.

And it all worked out

And it turned out lousy.

And it's worth a fortune!

And jan...

And kitty carryall and I are his assistants.

And marcia and everyone else

And no one will get to see my new barrette.

And on top, I'm going to put a candy bride and groo

And one dead impostor.

And one potentially dead impostor.

And other times, I can take the 2 front strands

And Peter and Greg?

And president of the Davy Jones fan club.

And pull them in the back

And right there.

And tell her to call her boyfriend George glass?

And that towel hanging from your braces.

And that. There. There. 10.

And that's the only family that matters.

And the gift you gave him this morning.

And the littlest...

And the rules in the Brady house read:

And then sometimes I just wear it in a ponytail,

And there's nothing, nothing in this world

And they smell pretty tasty.

And they'll be here any minute.

And this is where we display our models.

And to think there might be another one out there just like it.

And took advantage of my hospitality.

And took his place on the basketball team.

And Toto too.

And what kind of person would I be

And what sort of person would have it.

And who are you?

And who do you think designed that firehouse and that gym?

And you and you and you were there.

And you have to fly in from New York?

And you're telling me it's going to take you 3 weeks?

And your freckles.

And your teeth.

And your voice sounds different, too.

And, kids, this is no time for a long speech,

Anniversary gift.

Another one was rumored to have been uncovered several years ago, but has never surfaced.

Any detective worth his salt would realize

Any safety infractions today?

Anyway, I haven't found the horse yet.

Are we talking about the same kitty carryall?

Are you all right?

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

As an architect, I've learned the lesson

As soon as I came out of the coma

As soon as possible.

As the glue that holds that family together.

As you can see, sir, I have a very heavy caseload here.

At least, he's one of my husbands.

At my meatloaf the other night.

Auntie em! Auntie em!

Aw, do you mean the one we messed up?

Aww...

Aww... Aww...

Be that as it may.

Because daddy's back!

Because the family you have

Because this is what we connoisseurs of the fine arts

Because whatever you give to children comes back to you.

Before I've got a firm grasp on the situation.

Before it rang.

Being a good guest means respecting the house rules,

Being top dog is what it's all about.

Bet each other a month's chores

Bobby, look. It's kitty carryall.

Bobby: Here.

Bobby: Oh, yeah.

Bobby: Wait a minute, everybody.

Bobby: Wait a minute.

Bobby: Well, the yarn ends here, everybody.

Bobby: Yeah. He's really groovy.

Bobby! Bobby, something terrible has happened!

Boy, you kids scared the sh

Bradys?

Buckle up, Carol.

Buried in his tomb in the seventh century.

But not now. I'm trying to make a point.

But around here, I'd still like to be known as dad.

But as a wise man once said...

But as much as you'd like to go back to the way things were, I can't.

But don't be upset, darling,

But don't you worry. It only makes you more charming.

But he is!

But I did marry Roy first,

But I do have a date... With George.

But I don't see her anywhere, Peter.

But I don't want everything different.

But I don't want to let go of kitty carryall.

But I have to decline.

But I need my own room, too!

But I promised them the horse,

But I say if it makes you feel better

But I want to be an adventurer like you.

But I was so busy trying to be a good Brady

But I'd be lying if I said it didn't make me sad.

But if you let me tell you the truth, I could save us both.

But it turns out you're all wet.

But it's a symbol of our relationship. I need to see it.

But never have I seen anything

But now she just sleeps with me.

But she said she wanted to be gay.

But she started it.

But she's not exactly the kind of girl I should be dating.

But that's it, mom. He's not.

But the thought of my family back home

But these new contact lenses help me to look ultraglamorous.

But they were a gift from Mr. Martin.

But we sent it to the auction.

But we're just going to have to make the best of it.

But what if I'm not good enough?

But what if kitty carryall loved somebody else?

But when the gift the giver gives gives grief,

But when you use language like that in front of my kids,

But who said you could do that?

But you do look taller than I remember,

But you were lost at sea so many years ago,

But you're groovy, too, in your own way.

But, Cindy, you can't give kitty carryall away.

But, dad, I think you understand

But, Dr. whitehead,

But, hey...

But, Peter, this is your first day at the office.

But, Roy, I hardly recognize you.

But...Oh, Roy.

But...That's the boy who beat out Greg for class president

But...That's the girl

By a succession of earthquakes

By their first names,

Bye, marcia. It's been, uh...

Bye, Mike.

Cable? Hmm!

Call a hot horse!

Call again soon.

Can be the right kind of girl, if you know what I mean.

Can I help you?

Can I sit on your lap?

Can you make a hippopotamus?

Can you possibly understand that?

Can't buy what we Bradys have: Togetherness.

Careful, marcia. Your bracelet!

Careful, Mike. He's got a gun.

Carol, get out of the car. We're walking.

Carol, I need that horse.

Carol, you're coming with me,

Carol, you've never looked so beautiful.

Carol: 1...

Carol: And I'll never see my husband, the Professor.

Carol: Have fun.

Carol: Jan, why aren't you eating?

Carol: Oh, boy. Roy's not Roy.

Carol: Oh, Mike.

Carol: Oh, Mike...

Carol: Roy?

Carol: Roy.

Carol: Thanks, Alice.

Carol!

Carol!

Carol!

Carol?

Carol. I've never been so happy to see anybody in my life.

Caveat emptor, Roy,

Certainly.

Chain saw.

Chain saw.

Check. Luggage.

Check. Tickets.

Child, then you go, girl!

Children: All right!

Cindy, sometimes growing up

Cindy, when are you going to learn

Cindy: Good job, marcia!

Cindy: How can you be so sure?

Cindy: I can't believe I got so upset about losing my doll.

Cindy: Isn't there something we could do to cheer ourselves up?

Cindy: Would this help?

Coffee?

Coffee?

Comb.

Comb.

Come here, I got you now.

Come in.

Come on, darling. Let's have lunch.

Come on, George.

Come on, marcia. I'll drive us to the rec center.

Come on, Romeo.

Come on, you bozos. Get to work!

Come on. Let's ship out before the storm gets any worse.

Coming, dad.

Compared to what Roy's accustomed to, but

Cooling lava shaped the great undersea mountains

Could I stop you?

Could you show me some things from your expeditions?

Cousin Oliver, no!

D d d oh, Carol, you're stuttering,

Dad, I think I hit him in the head with these.

Dad, I'm ready to go back to work with you. Architects kick

Dad?

Dad?

Dad.

Daddy?

Daddy?

Date somebody else?

Davy Jones: ¶ ...Girl, look what you've done to me ¶

Dead? Stiff? Rotting?

Delivery of flowers for jan Brady? Thank you!

Detective, the Los Angeles police department

Divor d d

Do not give lethal weapons to children...

Do you know where they went?

Do you think I could stay home with him today?

Does that mean...

Doesn't that mean, "buyer beware"?

Doing a flyby here.

Don't take mom. Yeah, take jan.

Don't try anything else stupid,

Don't worry, kids. Everything will work out.

Don't worry. I sent it ahead to my wife.

Don't you like my meatloaf?

Downstairs...To talk to the only person in this house

Dr. skolar."

Dr. whitehead,

Dr. whitehead, I presume.

Enough! The very idea of it

Especially one who's part of the family.

Even if I have to lie, cheat, steal, and kill.

Even if you have to lie, cheat, steal, or kill.

Even though school's out,

Ever since the accident.

Everybody grows up at different times.

Everybody loves Moesha.

Everything's going to be different.

Everything's groovy.

Everything's so confusing.

Excuse me.

Father: George Gunther glass, get over here. We're going to be late.

Fellas, load up the cement mixer.

Find him today! Yes. Thank you!

For a long, long time, gang.

For a long, long time, Mr. Brady.

For Christ's sakes, he killed a baby sitter!

For Mr. Phillips.

For the rest of their lives.

For the sum of $20 million.

For their generous donation of their mom's favorite vase.

For this baby,

Funnily enough, it does.

Gee, Alice, Mr. Martin just fell over at the table.

Gee, thanks, Mr. Martin.

Gee, thanks, Mrs. cummings.

Gee, thanks!

Gee, you're the best sister a guy never had

Gee. What the hell was that?

George and I are so close, we have e.S.P.

George glass?

George glass.

George is in New York on vacation.

George seems really far out.

George what?

George, uh...

George!

Get hip, marcia.

Get off the sidewalk! Off!

Get with the times, Greg.

Get yourselves to the gap, fast.

Getting leid by those Hawaiian boys.

Getting that horse back today said it all.

Give me the money.

Glasses made me look positively goofy!

Glorious.

Go buy yourselves a magic kit and disappear.

Gone to that great archeological dig in the sky?

Good book?

Good bye! Bye! Bye, Alice!

Good God, woman! You have 3 more husbands?

Good idea.

Good job! All right!

Good job.

Good luck.

Good night, Mrs. Brady.

Good.

Good.

Gosh, I'm afraid you must find me hideous.

Gosh! I never knew I had this many hairs on the back of my hand.

Great.

Greg, it may be the fad to call your parents

Greg, it's

Greg, marcia, there's something fishy going on.

Greg, where are you going?

Greg, you seem a little preoccupied with your sister.

Greg: ¶ autumn turns to winter ¶

Greg: Hey, dad. Boy, did we have a far out time!

Greg: I don't think it's fair to give it to marcia

Greg: Mom, we need to talk.

Greg: See you later, Alice!

Greg: Then there was the time marcia and I

Greg! Marcia!

Greg! Marcia!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha. Yeah.

Halt.

Hard to believe, I know.

Have a nice day! [Whinnying laugh]

Have you seen my mother?

Have you seen this woman?

Hawaii was formed by a series of underwater volcanoes.

Hawaii! Hawaii! Hawaii!

He came in the last week of school.

He can't date her!

He just called me.

He likes exotic foods.

He looks like this guy named Trevor.

He made me so mad I want to slap him.

He must think we're having Turkey for lunch.

He obviously needs some rest.

He promised to slip me a special steak.

He said the "b" word!

He turned out to be not such a nice guy after all.

He's a hunk, huh?

He's back in town.

He's changing for his date with Kathy Lawrence.

He's not dead like we originally thought.

He's really good looking, and he thinks I'm super cool.

He's upstairs.

He's very continental.

Hear, hear. Thank you.

Hello, George?

Hello. Yes.

Help us, dad.

Here it is, clean as new and just as heavy.

Here we go, come on.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Here you go, Peter.

Here! Right here, sweetie.

Here's another 20 bucks.

Hey, Alice, is it ok if kitty carryall and I help you bake

Hey, Brent. Hey, Jason.

Hey, dad. Look what Mr. Martin gave me.

Hey, either of you want a hot wiener to go with that?

Hey, everybody. Look what Peter just gave me.

Hey, everyone, thindy's lost her lithp.

Hey, hey, hey! Watch out!

Hey, I know.

Hey, it must be a performance art kind of thing.

Hey, j.D., I've got it.

Hey, let's go look for some fingerprints, Cindy.

Hey, listen, are you coming

Hey, look, Jay. It's snack boy.

Hey, look! There's Greg!

Hey, Mr. Martin.

Hey, Mr. Martin.

Hey, Peter. What can I do for you, big guy?

Hey, same pantsuit, too. Oh!

Hey, what's in that box?

Hey, who are you calling skinny?

Hey, who has the toothpaste?

Hey!

Hey! Great idea!

Hey! Here's one from my optometrist.

Hey.

Hi, George. This is marcia, jan's sister.

Hi, kids.

Hi, marcia. Working on your tan?

Hi, mommy. Hi, daddy.

Hi, Mr. Martin.

Hi.

Hi. I've got

Hideous? No.

Hip hop? It sounds like something a rabbit listens to.

His appetite will come back.

His name...Is George.

Hmm!

Hmm.

Hmm. That's odd.

Hmm. Well, good night, Alice.

Hmm. Yeah.

Hmmph!

Ho ho ho! Ha ha ha!

Hold that thought.

Honey.

Honey...Did you just have the same dream I had?

Hospital?

Hospital.

How about my girlish figure?

How come George never calls here?

How did he know that daisies are my favorite?

How do you feel about divor divor

How filthy, stinking, disgustingly rich I'm going to be.

How in the world do I get a boyfriend?

How many times have I told you not to fight with your sister?

How may I help you?

How's that drawing coming, champ?

How's your summer going?

Huh? Doing? Uh... Doing with what?

Huh...

I almost was.

I am going to kick your Brady butt.

I am here, honey.

I am his wife.

I am still your guidance counselor.

I ate the spaghetti too and I feel just fine.

I bet it's filled with mature, womanly thoughts.

I bet that means "you're the most."

I came, I saw, I conquered.

I can believe it.

I can get you there.

I can go out with anyone I want to.

I can have them for you by 5:00, if that's all right.

I can wait to have the attic

I can't believe I have to share my far out pad

I can't believe that after 15 years of going to the same salon,

I can't tell you how much that means to me.

I certainly am.

I could make some super groovy dough

I couldn't expect a woman as beautiful as Carol

I didn't hear the phone ring.

I don't know how to say this,

I don't know who else I can ask about this.

I don't love you the way you love me.

I don't need a gun to take care of you.

I don't think it's fair that Greg gets the attic

I don't think Roy is really Roy.

I don't think so, Roy.

I don't think that daddy is up to talking to you

I don't think Warren mulaney's

I don't want 2 dead husbands.

I don't want to be up there with him.

I don't want to tip anybody off.

I figure the phone would be ringing off the hook.

I found something, too, in this old suitcase,

I found this woman trespassing in the cave.

I get along great with her folks.

I give up.

I got dope dealers.

I got killers, I got gangbangers,

I got to go.

I got to go.

I got to go.

I got to go. I'm about to be paged.

I guess I'll be going to my room now.

I guess Roy's not much of a hero after all.

I guess there's only one way to settle this.

I have a funny feeling about him.

I have a whole new life here

I have that same suit in brown and green.

I have to admit, if things don't straighten out,

I have to get something,

I have to get there!

I have to respect your decision,

I have to warn you, or something terrible could happen,

I haven't brought back 30 pounds of horse

I haven't seen that in about 20 years.

I just love the last day of school.

I know it can be a real...Drag,

I know where I'd like to put you

I know where they could find

I know, but now that I have my mommy,

I know, Carol. I do look different...

I know, son, but a gift is only a good thing

I know.

I know. I learned all about him from the police.

I know. You're wearing it.

I lied.

I like it!

I lost my contact lens!

I love Mike.

I love you, Mike,

I love you.

I mean, a hunk of meatloaf cooking.

I mean, architects are neato.

I mean, does she sleep with a lot of people?

I mean, look at her.

I mean, why not?

I must have it. Go get it.

I need to talk to you about something,

I need your advice about something.

I never should have voted for her.

I never thought I'd be getting married again.

I never thought we'd make it.

I realize now

I remember, Mike.

I should have seen through

I sure hate to rain on your parade, but daddy's already here.

I sure hope so, Alice.

I sure hope we find kitty carryall in here.

I think dad's right.

I think George glass was trying to page me.

I think I see a shoeprint.

I think I'm thinking what you're thinking.

I think this man may have spent time in prison.

I think we may have found Roy's jeep.

I think you all have some explaining to do.

I think you're...Super cool.

I thought a wedding ceremony to renew our vows

I thought the organ would go over there.

I thought you might like them.

I thought you were

I tried to draw a picture of our house,

I used to think you were the most,

I want to go to bed

I want to know if that's ok.

I was just wondering...

I was put on the rack in Singapore.

I will cherish her as if she were my own.

I will.

I wish I could be gay again,

I wonder if there was something wrong with his dinner.

I wonder what their story is.

I wonder where it could be...

I wonder who that could be.

I would have been onto Mr. Martin sooner.

I would have seen something suspicious.

I'd just like to have a little quiet time here all on my own.

I'd like a word with you, please.

I'd like to speak to a live guy,

I'd rather watch you score any day.

I'll be on my way as soon as the coast is clear.

I'll break his legs.

I'll get by.

I'll get it.

I'll go first because I'm the prettiest.

I'll go get us something to drink.

I'll make up an imaginary boyfriend,

I'll never see my boy gilligan again.

I'll take care of my part.

I'll tell you later.

I'm a man now, which means I get to have my own pad.

I'm a private dick.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to confiscate these.

I'm afraid Mrs. Brady may never see that organ again.

I'm afraid so.

I'm afraid the only way that you're going to get a boyfriend is ha!

I'm all right.

I'm donating this horse to my women's club charity auction.

I'm expecting someone very important.

I'm fine.

I'm glad you're my only daddy, daddy.

I'm going for a dip.

I'm going to give you a whole new look.

I'm going to make a 3 tiered wedding cake,

I'm going to need all the help I can get.

I'm Greg.

I'm having a little trouble following you.

I'm her husband.

I'm her husband.

I'm her husband.

I'm in a real fix, and I need some advice.

I'm in.

I'm just a big baby.

I'm just glad mom and dad didn't invite Roy to stay up here.

I'm kind of busy here, sir, as you can see. Thank you.

I'm looking for a horse.

I'm looking for Carol Brady.

I'm Mike Brady, and Carol and I are married.

I'm moving into the attic.

I'm not his wife!

I'm on to you, Mr. Roy Martin.

I'm really sorry about Kathy Lawrence.

I'm so glad I found her.

I'm so happy for you, jan.

I'm so happy I can practice my driving on you, daddy.

I'm sorry to interrupt, but...Phew!

I'm sorry, mark.

I'm sorry, Mr. Phillips.

I'm sorry.

I'm sure he'll be calling very soon.

I'm sure this thing will work itself out just like that.

I'm sure you kids know the right thing to do.

I'm sure you'll find a new Dolly you'll love just as much.

I'm Trevor Thomas.

I'm tripping with the Bradys.

I'm watching my figure for my new boyfriend.

I've been acting weird, too, Greg.

I've called the Hawaiian police,

I've got something I want to take care of.

I've never met a real explorer before.

I've rented the tables, and I've ordered the meat from Sam.

If he does that one more time,

If I forgot my vows to honor and obey him?

If I were back with marcia... And jan...And Cindy.

If my life depended on it.

If only Mike were here.

If Roy is really mom's husband,

If that man feels the sorrow

If you have to be at the rec center soon,

If you keep practicing, one day you'll be as good as your father.

If you make one up.

If you say so.

If you're not Roy Martin,

In a far out, happening kind of way.

In fact, I'd like to talk to you about something.

In fact, why don't we all sit together?

In fact, you may have read

In our living room.

In that siberian hospital.

In the end, we decided to get a new TV,

Including the largest collection of seventies memorabilia I have ever seen.

Interesting.

Is famous the world round for protecting the rights of its citizens

Is it about where I shop?

Is learning to let go of the things you love.

Is she promiscuous?

Is something wrong?

Is something wrong?

Is strong

Is the family you make,

Is the horse stowed safely below?

Is there a problem here, Greg?

Is there anything you'd like me to find for you, Alice?

Is to be Mrs. desi arnaz Jr."

Isn't it gorgeous, Rosie, darling? Oh, yeah.

Isn't marcia gorgeous?

Isn't that sweet?

It means women get everything they want.

It really is you.

It was a small price to pay to save a colony of nuns.

It would be great to have a real live adventurer in the house.

It would be my pleasure

It'll cost extra?

It'll take about 3 weeks.

It's a drink, Greg.

It's a ferragamo, just like mom's.

It's a free country, Greg.

It's a perfect gift for my sixth husband.

It's a picture. I think it was your dad's.

It's about the family.

It's about...Boys.

It's crowded enough as it is.

It's high time you grew up and learned to play with more important things,

It's his old detective kit. Neato, huh?

It's just that I'm going to be a senior next year,

It's magic time.

It's not bad for a first try, Peter.

It's not nice to lie.

It's really sweet of you to say that.

It's ruined!

It's safer this way.

It's the discovery of a lifetime.

Jan, I don't see any messages.

Jan, of course I am.

Jan, where are you going?

Jan, why don't you wear your glasses anymore?

Jan, you're not supposed to have your orthodontist

Jan: How do you know?

Jan: I sure hope we find mom in time.

Jan: It's terrible!

Jan: Oh, no! What are we going to do?

Jan: That's not it, mom.

Jan: We'll take you to the great new shopping center.

Jan: Yeah. Marcia should get it. She has more things.

Jay: Dang. Good sighting, dude.

Johnny, could you keep an eye on Peter for me?

Just because he's a boy.

Just because she's a girl.

Just give me the keys.

Just in time for our anniversary surprise.

Just my learner's permit.

Just one too many.

Just some of marcia's old trophies

Just the ones you had in your room.

Just the thing you know who is doing for you know whom

Justin, cool your jets!