Silicon Valley (2014) - Season 4 Edit

A big fat stack of cash on little Dinesh over here.

A cancerous prolapsed anus of a human being,

A cancerous prolapsed anus of a human being,

A co founder of a bajillion dollar tech company.

A company I built from the ground up.

A company that stole from us.

A company that...

A Corvette takes a certain sort of man to be able to pull off.

A few coders, some ramen, and a dream.

A few. I think we're gonna go with Bream Hall.

A fucking blood boy.

A giant pelican by the name of Fate

A hut?

A hut.

A laser microphone

A last minute add to the vendor list,

A last minute add to the vendor list,

A letter to my 40 year old self,

A little piece of advice regarding American culture,

A palapa, and so what?

A patent for exactly what you were planning to build.

A perfect application for my algorithm.

A personal action plan,

A Pied Piper product soon."

A product recall on that scale?

A question, Monica.

A seed investment of $200,000

A Sizzler buffet for the sexually deranged?

A spiteful and vindictive megalomaniac with unlimited funds

A threesome is always awkward, especially the first one.

A veritable who's who of nobodies.

A while.

A woman that he described to me in private

A.I., The Net, and half of Tron.

About 30,000 of them.

About Gavin Belson in that interview.

About hijacking my fucking plane and resign

About the fact that our differences..

About us all working with Gavin Belson?

About what?

About?

Absolutely not. I would've let you bleed to death in the street.

According to the employee handbook,

Actually a hot dog?

Actually, I think Peter's brain is in a cryo locker in Menlo Park.

Actually, I'm gonna...

Adultery, and lowbrow scatlogical vandalism,

After Erlich's whole SeeFood thing,

After you, milady.

Agreed. And when Hooli launches a new software update to fix the phones,

Ah

Ah, good for you.

Ah! Gavin, there you are.

Ah. Here we go

Ah. You've got a garage inside your garage.

Alas, I could not see this from my hidden vantage point.

All had our code on them.

All of Melcher's data is there.

All right, all of our swag is in the car,

All right, all right. Don't think about that.

All right, buddy.

All right, I'm, uh... I'm gonna leave you guys to it.

All right, I'm... I'm sorry to barge in here,

All right, Jared, I... I think what you're asking is...

All right, thank you, Big Head.

All right! What has two thumbs,

All right? I go through my slides. Click, click, click.

All right? If you see the security coming,

All right.

All right.

All right. Keep an eye on HooliNews,

All right. Let me show you the rest of the place.

All right. My username is "password"

All right. She's going to them.

All right. So, in building this peer to peer Internet,

All right. Uh, After me. Yeah.

All right. Well, thanks for understanding.

All right. Well... enjoy.

All this time we spent building this thing, and now,

All this time we spent building this thing, and now,

All we have to do is dazzle them with a demo on Monday,

All you have to do is admit that you want the job.

All your users will be converted to Hooli Chat users.

All your users will be converted to HooliChat users.

Allow me to keep the palapa

Also, on behalf of Jared,

Also, Winnie spoke to security,

Although what?

Although, I'm a little confused by your notes on some of these people.

Although...

Always blue

Always blue! Always blue!

Always blue! Always blue! Always blue!

Always blue! Always blue! Always blue!

Am I proud of it? No.

An amazing tool for the real time detection

And a 99 percent chance of failure and prison,

And a pool with a yacht in it.

And after all the bullshit we went through, no offense,

And all set up by 9:00 a.m.,

And all the rest of those paleface sons of bitches

And also, these are "Skyrim" cheat codes.

And Bachman would jump on it in a second.

And become some pathetic fucking TaskRabbit, you know?

And being a Satanist just means you're ugly,

And besides, my Internet thing is going great.

And borderline impossible.

And Bryce is a picture of health.

And by the grace of God, I just may have pulled it off.

And clear a static IP address for each server?

And clearly you don't understand the threat level

And congratulations on getting your business back

And each of you say a memory or two

And even if you vet them all,

And every interaction you have?

And everybody else walked out of the room.

And expect every VC in the Valley to get hards on.

And filtering of penile imagery.

And force everyone to download a doctored version of the Hoolicon app.

And fuck Gavin.

And Gavin actually listens to those ideas.

And get them back on the floor.

And give me the 'Vette.

And got us two hundo thou sight unseen.

And he gave up on this. I mean, he must've had a reason.

And he has a real, live blood boy.

And he has a yacht with a pool on it

And he is busy doing the rewarding work

And he just told me that you traded

And he kind of just butted in, so...

And he knew that a peer to peer Internet was possible in the future,

And he said it was an accident, but he had this look in his eyes.

And he seems to feel that you are all working at maximum capacity

And he told me that Peter was very excited about the idea,

And he was the hero of that film.

And he was the one who wanted to be full partners.

And he's funding us. Mm hmm.

And here you are, after one meal, in an intimate relationship.

And his eureka moment when it turned out

And his negotiations with labor were extremely delicate.

And his negotiations with labor were extremely delicate.

And how about Jamiroquai?

And how about this palapa? Are we in the islands or what?

And how about you?

And how into me she is,

And how she hacked into Bowman Avenue dam.

And I am going to go ahead and go to China!

And I am not leaving SeeFood

And I could use the data flowing through the system

And I just think having an asset like Gavin Belson

And I know it wasn't anyone on my team,

And I look forward to a successful promotion

And I saw your face grinning down at me,

And I still pay no rent.

And I stop and look in my reflection.

And I swear, if I hear you wandered down the hallway

And I thought I'd swing by, and we could talk about tech,

And I wanted to know what kind of CEO I'd be dealing with,

And I will fuck you in the tech business forever.

And I will take it and leave, and you will never see me again.

And I wouldn't listen to a word he has to say.

And I'd hate to see you fuck up good tech,

And I'm basically one blood boy away from being Gavin Belson

And I'm here to prove to you that he is wrong.

And I'm sorry that it took me so long to get it through my thick skull.

And I'm the petty one. Okay, well, what about the idea

And if all goes well, it is the beginning of the era

And if this is about you buying PiperChat...

And in case all of you gents have forgotten,

And in that time I violated the rights

And instead, you've spun pubic hair

And it doesn't work now.

And it is very clear to me that our company cannot succeed

And it should be going out at...

And it will make you a very wealthy man.

And it'll just be a case of he said/she said.

And it's amazing now, I know. I'm on it all the time with my grandkids.

And it's good if you get, like, weird angles

And let me know when Jack announces the HooliPhone update.

And lined up enough of them in order to leave Raviga and start a new firm.

And make sure you ask how old they are.

And more room in the crisper

And my app made Raviga a lot of money.

And my password is "password."

And not just like a standard clogged toilet.

And not really talking about our ultimate intentions.

And not talk about our new Internet until we're ready.

And now he's about to lose a fortune.

And now I'm on probation,

And now they're the ones pulling up all the Pineapples.

And now you want to talk to me about Pied fucking Piper?

And once I realized that, it was like, ka pow!

And our boxes log onto the real Wi Fi?

And Periscope does have a dick problem.

And prepare to be amazed!

And push it out over a venue's free Wi Fi...

And racked up fines the size of a small nation's GDP.

And read the sound vibrations.

And real, genuine insight to the whole thing

And replace it in the next three days.

And said that as long as I don't say anything to Laurie,

And secondly, they would've given us legal cover from exactly this.

And sex! There's so much sex!

And since you are a talented VC who deserves a second chance...

And slipped it to Gavin Belson to bring him down

And so then, I guess I have to decide if I want it,

And so, I've had enough.

And so, we do not have the funds

And talking and talking about things,

And that is why I brought you here.

And that SeeFood app you got funded at Raviga popped up.

And that sucks. I... I got to work out constantly.

And that you cannot work any harder.

And that, a resignation letter.

And that's why I had him reach out directly,

And the 17 that blew up around the US

And the answer is...

And the chat data in question?

And the guys from Pied Piper are here to see him?

And the quality won't be high

And the quality won't be high until, um...

And the stealth launch is still clearly the play,

And The Wall Street Journal picked it up as well.

And the workers here have assured me

And then also, you helped me lose that 20 million on Bachmanity

And then do a massive public launch at scale.

And then he kind of just like kept talking for a while.

And then I acted all blown away

And then I realized you'd already publicly admitted to stealing my IP

And then I said, "Is there gonna be homework?"

And then I'd smoked the weed before I got home,

And then I've been here for some mornings,

And then put them in a folder with that food's name on it.

And then Sunday... you know, Sundays are just for me, you guys know that.

And then when we caught fire,

And then you pulled it right out from under us.

And then you told me not to put them back,

And then you're gonna walk into the most densely populated area you can find.

And then, since I was wet anyway,

And there are other expenses

And therefore, my cortisol levels?

And they get visible hard ons, have them move quickly.

And they said they liked my story,

And they share the new software.

And they were like, "It's up to you."

And they were like, "Only if you want it."

And they'd probably turn you in, and you do not want that

And they'll never know the difference.

And they're sending the tactical response team.

And they're so nice. I was asking if it was gonna be pass/fail,

And they've got this real teacher sitting in, watching me.

And this image from the security footage?

And this is the proof.

And this stuff is not good for your blood.

And this thing is incredible.

And this.

And thus, YOU will sc**** the Internet.

And to a full expensed meal on Raviga's tab,

And to you, Ed Chen,

And today, we're four for four.

And track down whoever ratted me out.

And try and get another job in this town.

And walked out with a $4 million acquisition offer

And was saved only by my own cowardice,

And we can draft off of that,

And we can still push the space saving app...

And we can't wait to pitch you the idea

And we intend to make servers obsolete.

And we will be stopping off in Jackson Hole first

And we wouldn't have to do it if pretty boy kept his mouth shut,

And we'll be back online before Fiduciated opens. It's perfect.

And we're at 3700 downloads. We're ahead of schedule.

And we're more mission focused than ever

And we're not prepared for that. No. I think we'd all agree

And well, I... I think better when I walk

And what you get out of it is the chance to walk away

And what? He's taking the advice

And when I fell, not one person stood up for me.

And when we pinged our network on top of all that...

And with all of us working together,

And with your permission, I'd like to sweep

And yeah, I lost my head, but crisis averted,

And yet, I sat here taking business advice from him.

And you know what, Richard Hendricks?

And you seemed so excited about it, I thought you had a new angle.

And you want me to look more ridiculous next time?

And you want to set it all up here?

And you, you're gonna hold this kill switch,

And you're gonna find a brand new toggle labeled "HooliVR."

And you're here at 3:00 a.m. asking me for a favor?

And you're leaning into it.

And you're okay just getting him fired?

And, also, we need his brain.

And, like, get down on your knees and beg

And, most importantly, age.

And, uh, I lost all of Melcher's data,

And, uh, the check will...

And, um, well, I've just been working on

And, um... to be honest...

And, yes, we built great products here. Great products.

And... what exactly are you working on?

And... What?

Announce what?

Another purpose.

Answer for you.

Anton died so we could live.

Any idiot can walk into a fucking room,

Any of that.

Anything at all.

Anyway, how's all this stuff going?

Anyway, I'll show myself out.

Anyway, keys?

Anyway, my stomach was upside down, so I made a beeline to the stall.

Anyway...

Anyways, we founded our own Shazam for food company,

Apparently, he landed a very lucrative deal

Are gonna stream through that building.

Are normally well crafted, almost poetic.

Are these my favorite nail beds I've ever seen?

Are you afraid it's gonna blow up?

Are you fucking kidding me?

Are you gonna murder Dinesh?

Are you insinuating jealousy?

Are you joking?

Are you out of your fucking mind?

Are you playing PeaceFare?

Are you pregnant?

Are you really not familiar with parabiosis?

Are you sure? We don't want to inconvenience you.

Are you telling me Anton is completely cut off from the outside world?

Are you the Gilfoyle from Bovine Dawn?

Are you...

Are... are you gonna be comfortable with casual racism?

Aren't Anton's racks full of backup batteries?

As "few" often refers to three.

As a "pig faced fuck nose,"

As a skinny little fuck factory.

As I was saying...

As long as he's the one taking the fall for these underage users.

As part of a covert penetration test of our Wi Fi security?

As retribution for his wrongdoings.

As substandard and crappy as HooliChat and make it...

As the guy who fucked this up, okay?

As we forge our new path together,

At a baby shower?

At a Hooli factory in China,

At an office window from a mile away

At Gavin Belson's house.

At least.

At TechCrunch

At the CS undergrad mixer on Friday.

At the gate about Samsung Galaxy Note 7 being banned.

At the very same health food store you go to,

At this rate, I'll be dead by the age of 120.

Aw, come on! Hey, the whole business is biased!

Awesome! I'm going to go call Periscope, tell them I quit.

Babbling about technical issues that he can't solve.

Back away from the glass, please.

Back in a flash

Back up, back up. Thank you.

Bad.

Ballsy.

Barbara Streisand, Barbara Bush, Jr....

Be back for supper, that is, of course,

Be Honest Abe again.

Beans, beans, magical fruit.

Bear in mind, this group is representative

Because apparently everything I say or type

Because he sucks.

Because I'd basically just convinced Gavin

Because it seems like the longer you wait,

Because of my gross incompetence

Because of sex... that I gave to her.

Because sometimes, you just gotta be at product level

Because they all respect me too much.

Because we spent all the money on upscaling.

Because we've been hacked.

Because when he uses the products he buys

Because you wouldn't hack the app server.

Because you're too big of a pussy to break up with her?

Because, if you haven't noticed,

Becca Th

Become a lake?

Before he finalized any acquisition,

Before she died in a horrible way

Before that teacher guy gets me in trouble.

Before you just say no to it?

Behind Spilker in 10 minutes. I'll explain there.

Belongs to Gavin fucking Belson?

Besides, he was being a fucking asshole.

Besides, rolling out at scale is a completely different model

Best day ever. No more dick pics!

Big Head, come on. It's just for a bit.

Big Head, um...

Big Head. Hey, I need you to meet me at the loading dock

Big... Head.

Bingo.

Bingo. We've got hostiles.

Both to invest in this and make you lead.

Boys, boys. Let's speak in English. It's the law.

Breaking news.

Bringing me into the Hooli sandbox, letting me play here...

Broccolini for the ladies? Broccoli.

Bryce, I wanted to swing by and apologize

Bryce?

But as a systems engineer, she's not all bad

But be careful, don't get caught,

But before you go ahead and get a little brown boner in your pants,

But didn't he sign an NDA with you? I mean, can't you sue him?

But Dinesh can't sell Gavin the company.

But do you think I...

But enough about the previous leadership,

But feel totally comfortable having crossed

But he did say the word "Oculus" a whole bunch.

But he did say the word, "oculus," a whole bunch.

But he just kept excusing immoral behavior just like this,

But he was also basing that on,

But he'd never do it.

But he's just a monotone piece of shit.

But here's the thing, they don't close until Monday.

But honestly, this couldn't get any better.

But Hooli makes you download

But I can assure you that this young woman is...

But I can assure you, there's a very simple explanation for that.

But I can pretty much talk that broad into anything.

But I don't mind dropping you off first,

But I don't wanna be just guys in a house, Richard.

But I guess it's really none of our business.

But I happened to have a very enlightening conversation

But I have Bubba Kush,

But I have just flown from America,

But I have more important things to do.

But I have some concrete news.

But I like to think we built an even greater connection.

But I think I found a way to get online.

But I was beginning to question your loyalty.

But I will not do anything illegal

But I worked with that Brett Saxby fellow at Hooli.

But I'm I've left the house during the day.

But I'm not nuts.

But I'm sure you've thought through the consequences.

But I've been gone during the day.

But in a way, they've stayed exactly the same.

But in an office environment, he can be both tardy and fresh.

But in the days to come, what I will be thinking of most is all of you,

But instead of shit, I threw up... into my pants.

But it has to be a carefully choreographed dance.

But it turns out I was fucking right.

But it turns out, I didn't have a solve.

But it was too late. I had already drank the whole pot of coffee

But it worked.

But it's all contingent on a working demo,

But it's probably nothing compared to the thousands upon thousands

But it's S E E Food, get it?

But just to be clear, you're not gonna stab anyone, are you?

But let's just say...

But not now, when you're older.

But now we can show Gavin that we fleshed out both options.

But now you're, what, shrugging off

But now, when I'm actually doing

But now... now it feels sort of weird and...

But really more incompletes than anything.

But thanks for making that official.

But the answer is no.

But the bastard kept grinding in my face how much he loved PiperChat.

But the idea is real.

But the truth is,

But then I didn't end up doing it, all right?

But then I pulled down my pants, sat down...

But then, I thought, "You know what? I could... I could use a walk."

But there was some resentment

But this is your work...

But this, the spirit of innovation...

But to people like you, I'm just a beautiful bag of blood.

But wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

But we all agreed we didn't like the way

But we assumed that it was camera based.

But we can't stay online! We're just racking up more fines!

But we don't see any completed assignments.

But we gotta be close, right? Like, how many more phones do we need?

But we need his patent, and his funding,

But you have to eat something or you'll...

But you know what? I got some pretty good fucking ideas,

But you said, "Fuck off, Mom."

But you trusted me with your big secret.

But you...

But you... your eyes are super red right now.

But young Jinathin was kind enough

But, gents, it's as I was saying:

But, I mean, look, your shares are gonna be worth a whole lot more

But, Jesus Christ, what the fuck, Richard?

But, look, I just came there for the patent,

But, Richard, what about the next Brett Saxby?

But, uh... I thought I had this solve

But, um, boyfriend, uh oh.

But..

But...

But... but you and I cannot and will not discuss business.

Butch Cassidy and his head of business development.

By 90 pounds of asshole.

By exploiting underage users,

By forgoing Western gadgetry,

By how they treat the little people, Richard.

By people who look like you.

By the smoldering husk of my palapa,

By working for fucking Galvin Belson

Bye. Thanks.

Camera, refrigerators, TVs, baby monitors,

Can I come in?

Can I come work for you at Gavin's? Please, please, please.

Can I get you some coffee?

Can I go to the bathroom?

Can I just... can I try something?

Can I... Can I just...

Can significantly retard the aging process.

Can this thing go any faster?

Can you believe that? Just my luck! I'm home free!

Can you do me a favor?

Can you imagine?

Can you please keep your little ideas to yourself?

Can you say it so I know I'm not hallucinating?

Can't say that I am.

Can't wait for it. For, uh...

Captured in the rain.

Car and hut for ten percent?

Carl. Now, Carl...

Carries a penalty of $16,000.

Carry on. Always blue.

Cash is always appreciated. Hmm.

Cell phone?

Cheer up, Richard.

Chocolate Thunder, Barbara Bush,

Coleman Blair and Associates just offered us

Come again?

Come in, Richard.

Come on, Bryce is the fraud.

Come on, buddy, I need you.

Come on, get up.

Come on, guys, we don't have time for this.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come this way, gentlemen. Here.

Company, of which I am a part.

Consider it a little parting gift.

Consider that my two weeks' notice.

Continue.

Convince them that she's shirking

Correct.

Cost us millions of dollars.

Could Dinesh really sell the company, knowing it's basically

Could do to his cortisol levels?

Could get in a room with Gavin Belson, is by being a blood boy!

Could you acquire Skype or FaceTime and check them as well?

Crazy? No. Opposite.

Cut the shit. Where's the work?

Damn it.

Dan. Danny, Dan Dan.

Definitively.

Depends on the movie.

Dick...

Did any of you guys tell her about this?

Did anyone else feel nervous?

Did anyone see someone touch this laptop?

Did Dick say who else he was meeting with?

Did I make you angry?

Did I say yes?

Did you actually, like, literally lick his boots,

Did you fall in the pool?

Did you have a thought?

Did you say that, Richard?

Did you send him an inventory, so that he could request

Didn't say I'd do it.

Dinesh (quietly): That made me nervous, sneaking all that shit in.

Dinesh, I specifically reminded you

Dinesh, I think you accidentally disabled my access keys

Dinesh, stay out of this, please.

Dinesh, you need to move, now. Look, he pulled the deal.

Dinesh, you need to move. I mean, come on.

Dinesh?

Disgraced, friendless, and engorged with the blood of a youthful charlatan.

Do drop in. Gavin Belson."

Do I regret it?

Do pizza. Yes, do pizza.

Do you actually fuck your dumb machine?

Do you guys need me to go somewhere else?

Do you have any idea what that kind of stress

Do you know how badly Ed Chen just fucked me with Laurie?

Do you know that Gavin made me go full veg?

Do you know this is the actual laptop I used to code the app.

Do you know what you're asking?

Do you recognize this?

Do you speak Mandarin? Anybody? No?

Do you think I could get your Stanford login

Do you think I have too much product in my hair?

Do you want to go with him?

Does Richard even have a pen?

Don't ask me. I'm hardly in a position to judge.

Don't be shy.

Don't let me stop you.

Don't look at me. This is all Ed Chen's doing.

Don't tell Dinesh, and don't tell any of the other guys, okay?

Don't touch the fucking lights. One surge and we're dead.

Don't wait up.

Don't you mean "on"?

Don't you need a visa to go to China?

Don't you think you want to lean into that?

Done? No.

Down a flight of stairs after a presentation,

During my brief and utterly disgraceful tenure as PiperChat CEO,

Each use.

Each violation of COPPA...

Easy. I'll just pull up his phone records.

Ed Chen bailed and dumped the whole thing on me.

Ed Chen didn't throw this party to impress Laurie.

Ed Chen didn't throw this party to impress Laurie.

Ed Chen has been making moves behind your back

Ed Chen threw this whole thing just to suck up to Laurie.

Eight different ways to make a Chinese recipe, octopus.

Eight recipes for octopus?

Eight recipes for octopus.

Either we have enough or we don't.

Enlightenment...

Erase that dick picture.

Erlich was right. You are a white witch.

Erlich, get the bags.

Erlich, is the refrigerator running?

Erlich, seeing you Thursday, right?

Erlich, you're with me.

Erlich: Motherfuck! Huzzah!

Erlich: Yes! Oh! Monica: It works.

Erlich! Seeing you Thursday, right? Jian Yang's pitch?

Erlich.

Escort you off the property...

Essentially, in exchange for your patent,

Even better. I'll pull up the chat data.

Even if he could get away with it,

Even if we get our code into that app and onto all those phones,

Even me?

Even though your disclosure just now

Ever?

Ever.

Every day this week, I have been...

Every last affected HooliPhone out of circulation

Every sound is $16,000.

Every time we've gotten a whiff of success,

Everybody fucking hates me,

Everyone hates him on the message boards.

Everything before that is just foreplay.

Everything that we've worked for...

Exactly. But this, I mean, this is...

Exactly. I mean, Gilfoyle's insults

Excuse me, sir, do you have a moment?

Excuse me?

Excuse me. Just FYI, Gladys turned us down.

Excuse me. What's your policy on anonymous tips?

Exposed them to sexual predators,

Fair enough, Richard.

Fair enough. There are plenty of good alternatives on this list.

Fifty one thousand estimated underage users

Find people to replace you guys.

Fine, but just this once.

Fine. I messed with Joel's screensaver, and then he told security,

Five percent, actually.

Flip and pour.

For $21 billion?

For a 10 percent stake in your current venture,

For a minute.

For a year..

For an application that is just...

For an extended period of time.

For fair wages and for humane conditions.

For food just like this.

For free for six months.

For free.

For how long?

For Jian Yang's bullshit Shazam for food app.

For Jian Yang's pitch. His new idea sounds super exciting.

For PoopFare?

For the chance to work without you.

For the greater good?

For the Shazam of food

For the video chat data repository.

For this computational trust issue I've been working on,

For yelling at you when you offered

For your peer to peer computer communication patent.

For, like, the weekend or...?

Forbid me to touch a computer or go online, so.

Forbid me to touch a computer or go online, so.

Forced adoption through aggressive guerrilla marketing.

Forever.

Formerly. The recruiter sent him over.

Four days ago, I spent $2 billion

Four hours early.

Frank Gehry has really outdone himself.

Freeing up 20 percent more storage.

Friday afternoon, Ed Chen convinced me

From Hooli?

From my very good friend, Keenan Feldspar!

From October of this year,

Fuck him, right?

Fuck him. We had a deal.

Fuck it!

Fuck it. I'm just gonna punch him.

Fuck this. I'm gonna Uber home

Fuck yeah. We just snubbed the fuck out of Keenan Feldspar.

Fuck you, Gilfoyle.

Fuck you, God!

Fuck you, Jack Barker!

Fuck you. One year.

Fuck, do you think he saw us?

Fuck!

Fuck! Fine. Fine.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck. What are we gonna do?

Fuck. Wi Fi Pineapples. It's so obvious.

Fucking bearded baby.

Fucking Bezos.

Fucking blood boy

Fucking Gilfoyle. Right?

Fucking kill me and send me to the horrors of heaven.

Fucking look at him, pictures everywhere.

Fucking prick.

Full disclosure... I knew all about this.

Furthermore...

FYI, Becca Thorton is

FYI, Monica,

Game over, blood boy.

Gavin Belson had to move heaven and earth to get our China plants

Gavin Belson had to move heaven and earth to get our China plants

Gavin Belson started out with lofty goals too,

Gavin Belson wants to acquire PiperChat.

Gavin fucking Belson is not here 'cause I fired his ass!

Gavin is our partner. We need him engaged. I made the call.

Gavin, all all... all due respect.

Gavin, I need to talk to you about this Piper Chat acquisition.

Gavin, uh...

Gavin, you told me to interrupt

Gavin.

Gavin. I'm sorry to drop in on you,

Gavin's been fired?

Geary Street Organics is not a health food store?

Geary Street Organics isn't a food store, is it?

Geez, I kind of zoned out.

Gelong la, there is a loud man here to see you.

Gentlemen, I just paid the palapa contractor

Gentlemen, I'm off to be out and about in the 'Vette.

Gentlemen. Come with me, please.

Gents, why don't we take this...

Get to it.

Get your hands off me!

Gets me into trouble, because I'm a... idiot.

Getting murdered seems like an acceptable risk.

Getting to the bottom of this

Gilfoyle (on monitor): Smell anything?

Gilfoyle isn't a prick.

Gilfoyle, Anton is going to be fine, okay?

Gilfoyle, did you fry the fucking router again?

Gilfoyle, Richard would like a moment, if you don't mind.

Gilfoyle, you told me to chortle your balls,

Gilfoyle: All 12 Pineapples tested and packed.

Gilfoyle: Why? We're bringing tech to a tech convention.

Gilfoyle: Why? We're bringing tech to a tech convention.

Give me that. Give it to me.

Give us a minute. We just need to connect a few more.

Give virtual coins to virtual homeless people.

Given our liquidation preference,

Gleb, Sanjay, Elisabet, you

Gleb? What, you're comparing me to Gleb?

Go ahead and pay the lady out front.

Go Cardinal. Go Cardinal.

Go choke on that, broham.

Go for it.

Go make it one.

Go team!

God damn it, what did he say?

God, there are pages of graphic insults here.

Gonna be late for class

Good companies.

Good luck to you, Richard.

Good luck with that.

Good luck with whatever it is you're doing.

Good on you.

Good people of the FBI,

Good to know.

Good to know. Oh.

Good work. Let's go slice this bastard in half, huh?

Good. Good.

Good. Guys, you know Brett.

Good. Yes, you are all here.

Goodbye, Hoover.

Google it. Speaking of...

Got a lot of work to do. I'll be in the pool. Not crazy.

Gre...

Great.

Great. Great

Great. I'll see you then.

Grow virtual corn to feed virtual starving villages.

Guys, do you not remember the last time we talked

Guys, do you realize what just happened?

Guys, I know this has been a ton of work,

Guys, in a world where...

Guys, look, I have the patent

Guys, someone called security, now they're doing a sweep of the area.

Guys, we'll go to them.

Ha! Cheers to that.

Had absolutely no actionable value,

Hah!

Half of our storage capacity just gone.

Hands behind your back, now!

Hard work is the price of greatness,

Has anyone flown commercial recently?

Has been taken hostage by workers

Have a nice day

Have fun, you're having a party. You got pizza and everything.

Have you heard anything about how Pied fucking Piper is doing?

Have you seen the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition?

He already quit, remember?

He and his his posse

He asked if he could pitch me, and I said sure,

He asked if he could practice pitch it to me.

He buys food like this,

He could take this entire shitbomb

He died.

He does all my buildings.

He doesn't have the votes.

He even referred to you as "Gavin... Smellson."

He gets cravings...

He is not, but she's with him,

He is quite astute,

He just signed over full ownership to me.

He left to go sell cocaine at the Keystone Pipeline protests.

He made the same call to me back when he wanted

He makes every manager spend

He may sweep for those.

He needs to repeat for every food in existence?

He never, ever foresaw the ubiquity or power

He pretends like he's all dry and witty,

He said all that?

He said it was his only career move left.

He said you kept saying it. "Oculus, Oculus, Oculus."

He says you sent for him.

He sees me as a confident man, and he looks up to me.

He threw it to oust her.

He threw it to oust her.

He told me the whole story.

He uses spaces not tabs.

He walked away from $10 million. Now look at him...

He wants me to help spin up this demo

He wants to meet me at Josephina's tonight.

He was also dealing with a completely different Weissman limit.

He was just waiting for compression to catch up,

He was like, "Uh, yeah."

He was too good to work on SeeFood,

He will do the right thing and get me my money back.

He works at the car wash down the street.

He... He sucks.

He's a talented engineer,

He's Big Head!

He's everything that's packed into the back

He's gonna fall ass backward into something, you know?

He's gonna run, and then you're slowly chasing him,

He's got a big one... I mean the booth

He's interviewing him for head of engineering

He's my boss now, Richard.

He's still on the board.

He's very corrupt.

He's writing a tell all?

He's... Chinese...

Hello, Gavin.

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Congratulations. You're pregnant.

Hendricks. Richard Hendricks.

Her name is Mia, and she is a Mia zing.

Her responsibilities at Raviga.

Here I am. Class of '06.

Here's the deal.

Here's what I think, Gavin.

Hey, can we eat later?

Hey, can we eat later?

Hey, Erlich.

Hey, Erlich.

Hey, Erlich.

Hey, Gavin Belson.

Hey, Gavin.

Hey, guys, they're ready.

Hey, guys.

Hey, guys. I'm trying to find Erlich.

Hey, I have a family, asshole.

Hey, I know this system is super confusing,

Hey, Jared, you were there, right?

Hey, Joel? Come over and meet Richard.

Hey, let's take some without my shoes, yeah? Perfect.

Hey, look, it's Osama Bin Fuckin'.

Hey, man

Hey, man, for what it's worth,

Hey, man, so did you ever transfer all that data?

Hey, my Bloomberg interview is on!

Hey, Richard.

Hey, when was the last time you slept?

Hey, which of the bathrooms is closest?

Hey, you actually still haven't told her

Hey, you know, I could probably find out about Jian Yang's app.

Hey, you know, they say that after Alan Turing

Hey, you want to talk to Liz?

Hey! We're done with the migrating!

Hey.

Hey. "This guy fucks."

Hey. Perfect timing.

Hey. What are you guys doing here?

Hi, could you tell Dan Melcher that Richard Hendricks

Hi. I was just calling to let you know that, um...

Hidden up your fucking asshole, that's the plan!

Him. He showed me the e mail you sent him

His blood is flowing through my veins, Richard.

His discovery of a photo of Bachman's genitals on his phone

His interview at Periscope,

His legal team would uncover our malfeasance.

His words...

Hiya, Skipper.

Hmm?

Hold on. We need proof

Holy shit! You know what?

Holy shit! You're a fuckin' ninja.

Holy shit.

Holy shit.

Holy shit. I think we can actually make it.

Holy shit. What happened?

Hooli CEO Jack Barker

Hoover, you're the only person I can trust at this goddamn company.

How a big launch would work

How are we like Hooli?

How are we looking? Did it all fit?

How did I come up with PiperChat?

How do I put this?

How is that possible?

How many girls are in there?

How the fuck are we gonna do that?

How the hell does this thing work?

How was PoopFare...

How was school, Timmy?

How would I do it?

How would that even work?

How?

How? With a little system I like to call

How's it going in here?

How's it going?

However, I have countervailed it with my...

Huh! Jumping headlong

Huh.

Huh.

Huh. Five years at ASU, then you dropped out? No degree?

Huh. What?

Huh. What?

Huh. Which... I mean, what does that even mean?

Hypothetically, I could blame it on a malfunction

I actually did some image recognition stuff on Nip Alert,

I already have upwards of 50 burnt perinea on my conscience.

I also have funding

I also have funding

I always thought you were a fat, bald weirdo.

I am a human being, just like you,

I am going to destroy that motherfucker.

I am never going to be...

I am no stranger to these types of machinations.

I am one computational trust issue away from solving this thing.

I am so fucked. This girl is gonna kill me

I am your lead investor, you will respect me as such.

I am, but the terms of my plea agreement

I bet you think you're some big swinging dick,

I bet you're being catfished by Gavin himself.

I bet you're mean to waiters, too.

I bought everything there.

I broke my glasses. I don't have an extra pair,

I can assure you there are consequences

I can help you get exactly where you want to go.

I can pay you handsomely.

I can use a fellow of your talents, sir.

I can't get on either.

I can't have a beer with my friends. I can't eat junk food.

I cannot have another Intersite on my hands.

I cannot knowingly contribute to your moral decay.

I chose to partner with you. That... That says something.

I could be compelled to testify against you.

I could write better Python with my asshole."

I did not...

I did sex on her.

I didn't come here today to buy your company.

I didn't say anything close to that.

I didn't want to discourage you.

I do have a colleague at Facebook that has

I do not respect you.

I do, sir.

I do.

I don't even know if it is shitty.

I don't feel the slightest bit more spiritually centered.

I don't know if this will be relevant,

I don't know what sorts of things you were told

I don't know what to say. I am so, so sorry

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. Close isn't good enough. No, this is binary.

I don't know. He said whenever.

I don't know. Is it?

I don't know. Maybe these people are right

I don't know. Probably we'll never know. It's impossible to tell.

I don't need to, Richard.

I don't recommend using conventional listening devices

I don't think we need to be afraid of the Wi Fi.

I drew the exact same thing on my doctor's butt paper.

I encourage you to be completely honest.

I figured we might pass the hat?

I finally figured out what this is all about.

I finally got some real financing lined up for us.

I found that it was more about choosing

I fucking hate SeeFood.

I gave you that patent.

I gave you the ability to spin gold,

I got you, Bryce! You fuckin' liar!

I gotta say, Gavin..

I guess I'm going to have to now.

I guess the tech gods were just speaking through me

I guess this is it then.

I hacked into your phone

I hacked the elevators at the Freedom Tower.

I had a way to delete the underage accounts

I had to add Pied Piper libraries to the firmware.

I had to rebuild the entire operating system

I handle the scheduling. That's the symbiosis of our relationship.

I hate him.

I hate to invoke the Nazarene,

I have a lot of work to do, Richard.

I have a lot work I need to do on myself.

I have a patent on it.

I have got... to get in on this.

I have meetings at Periscope, Airbnb.

I have no diarrhea. I lied.

I have spoken to our top LPs

I have to end it, right now.

I have to find this one post of his. It was insane.

I have to go back there right after this

I have to look at different hot dogs.

I have to stop now.

I haven't seen you since...

I haven't seen you since...

I hear you're swimming in funding offers.

I heard about your PiperChat issue.

I hope you have a good lawyer

I I... I don't know if you know this,

I I... I don't know what. Dinesh, you need to move.

I incurred billions of dollars in COPPA fines

I just completed the detailing on this Kia.

I just couldn't let Bryce talk to you like that.

I just heard the good news

I just realized I haven't left the house in six days.

I just think it's all over for me now.

I just want to know where I can get one,

I killed Anton,

I knew it! Good work, Denpok.

I know how much you hate him,

I know it's none of my business...

I know it's the middle of the night.

I know this is going to be a shit ton of work, but...

I know what it's like to be the one guy not in the company.

I know what the technology is, Richard.

I know you've been unhappy with me lately.

I know, in the fable, Pied Piper led all the children

I know. I sent you something.

I like it

I like to feel good. Why would you do that to me?

I like your eye.

I like your hair.

I like your sweater.

I looked like an asshole

I love water.

I mean, a lot of really smart people have gotten stuck on it.

I mean, Dinesh, you're a... a giant slayer.

I mean, do you think I'm crazy for chasing this thing?

I mean, fuck soy, man!

I mean, Gavin has obviously had a lot more success than you, Richard,

I mean, goddammit. I always knew there was

I mean, he was in Gavin's inner circle.

I mean, he's sticking his perfectly symmetrical face

I mean, how is that even fucking possible?

I mean, I did get us a... few offers.

I mean, I knew Dinesh was going to fuck this all up,

I mean, I once slept with the head of an assisted living facility

I mean, I think I did. It's...

I mean, if I had Laurie's ear, I would tell her

I mean, if the FTC brought us to trial,

I mean, it's all for the greater good, is it not?

I mean, it's weird,

I mean, Lincoln had to suspend habeas corpus to end the war,

I mean, look at this drawing.

I mean, look, even back then,

I mean, Look, look. "The Internet we deserve."

I mean, nobody reads that stuff anyway.

I mean, Peter had the exact same idea.

I mean, shouldn't you figure out

I mean, that Ken doll probably thinks traversing a binary search tree

I mean, that's malware, Richard

I mean, that's the only way that a good looking guy like me

I mean, there's also the moral quandary

I mean, they have some edibles there.

I mean, they sign the deal on Monday,

I mean, we had him on our side,

I mean, what about our company?

I mean, what, we take his orders now? He's our boss?

I mean, who here has a smartphone, right?

I mean, you do realize I'm literally the only person

I mean...

I might as well walk somewhere specific.

I might run out of material soon.

I need a shovel and a bucket.

I need to talk to you about this PiperChat acquisition.

I own 10 percent. You live in my incubator.

I propose this:

I purged all our ex employees.

I purposefully started to wade around in the pool

I put together a panel of the most active users

I read Peter's notes, all of them,

I realized I had the luxury to invest in something I believe in.

I really just need five minutes of your time.

I really loved that video chat.

I said this was a bad idea.

I saw you come out of the shower yesterday.

I say a lot of things, Monica.

I say a lot of things.

I see you're fluent in Japanese.

I see. Okay.

I see. Uh...

I sent in for our tactical response team,

I shall look forward to the fight.

I shall walk you to your car

I shotgunned a warm beer,

I should go Skype my dad, I think, and tell him the good news

I should probably get back, though,

I shouldn't do this. Dinesh said no.

I suggest you get in before you get cut out.

I swear to God, bro. I swear to God.

I take it you saw the interview?

I think he took both of those with him.

I think I must've eaten something bad that day.

I think if I can pull library duty, I'll be able to sneak on

I think my decentralized Internet

I think that's right

I think you might be the first ****stani man

I think, basically, you are just a server company now,

I think, maybe, what's happening is that

I think, uh... I think they're meeting tonight.

I think... Gavin's gone.

I thought Barker would crack after one day in that basement.

I thought I'd have to buy you out,

I thought I'd have to, like, answer to Congress or something.

I thought it was an angel.

I thought it was super fucked up what Dinesh did.

I thought you were talking about a lot more stuff.

I threw up in my pants.

I told all of you to update your HooliPhone OS, right?

I told them that we would meet them at Barker's keynote, so...

I told you I'm, like, so close to getting fired.

I told you that a big public rollout

I told you, I can't talk about this. You have to bifurcate

I told you, Richard, everything I do is news.

I told you, there's no demo.

I understand that, sir.

I understand.

I want everyone to know I haven't been harmed...

I want full surveillance on Jack Barker, 24/7.

I want my lawyer!

I want to live.

I want you to go and apologize to Bryce immediately.

I was a cat.

I was able to overhear him speaking

I was about to throw you a massive acquisition deal,

I was actually considering disinviting you from my sister's wedding.

I was driving next to a store window,

I was getting nervous and... I don't know,

I was going to, but, alas, I had some intestinal distress,

I was hoping that once I earned your trust,

I was in the bathroom

I was in there a while.

I was just ousted from my own company,

I was just talking to your foreman, Jung Sho...

I was just using it two minutes ago. It's working fine.

I was like, "Jack, what the hell did you do wrong?"

I was on the phone for, like, three minutes.

I was there for a while, and as I said before,

I was working through some issues.

I was wrong. This just got better.

I was, um... I was dangling my feet in,

I wasn't really in the mood.

I went through every chat in his history

I went to get coffee this morning.

I will fuck both of you...

I wonder if it's depth.

I wonder where we can find someone like that.

I would say, "Not safe for work,"

I would've suggested it by now?

I write three letters every time I start a job...

I, uh... I am not a spaz.

I... buy a car

I... I can't rule it out.

I... I know what an octopus is.

I... I know what an octopus is.

I... I once saw him throw a sloth

I'd like to do it again.

I'd like to submit myself for a position with Pied Piper.

I'd really like to be there till the bitter end.

I'd walk you down myself, but for reasons I really can't get into...

I'll check the logs and see who was in his office.

I'll fulfill my duties under protest,

I'll get as many of those motherfuckers as I can.

I'll have those forms to you by 11.

I'll kill them with knives. I'll kill them with guns.

I'll kill them with my hands.

I'll move you in as soon as construction is complete.

I'll need it if an earthquake occurs.

I'll never tell, but yes, yes, I did.

I'll order a Lyft home and...

I'll pay for it, whatever it costs.

I'll scalp Gavin if I have to,

I'll see you guys.

I'll show you. All right.

I'll take the food court. You take the east concourse.

I'll talk them into suicide. It doesn't matter.

I'll tell you what: let's just gas up that HooliJet,

I'm a fraud, and everyone knows it.

I'm a guest lecturer.

I'm a little hungry. Do you have anything to eat?

I'm acutely aware, Jack.

I'm afraid he might totally melt down.

I'm afraid so.

I'm afraid so.

I'm afraid you caught me at an inopportune time.

I'm almost tempted to let you have a run at it

I'm confused

I'm done.

I'm ending it all tonight.

I'm going away.

I'm going to buy you the palapa of your life.

I'm going to get to the bottom of this right away.

I'm going to have to see the contents of that backpack.

I'm going to Melcher's office, and I'm coming clean.

I'm going to put this as delicately as I know how.

I'm going to watch this.

I'm going to watch this.

I'm gonna be rich.

I'm gonna end it with some.

I'm gonna go put this in the fridge.

I'm gonna go put this in the fridge.

I'm gonna say no to Gavin Belson...

I'm gonna tell Laurie that this was a smashing success.

I'm gonna throw up again.

I'm gonna throw up again.

I'm guessing there's a story here.

I'm here for Gavin Belson, and we really need to talk.

I'm here helping my friend launch his new company.

I'm here to tell you that I think Dinesh may be in some serious trouble.

I'm here with Jian Yang,

I'm in a bathtub.

I'm in Tibet. It's right next door.

I'm in. Ed copped to everything,

I'm just doing this so you'll, like, shut up and leave me alone

I'm just saying you should take precautions.

I'm letting everyone know you might want to reset your critical passwords,

I'm like the class clown already.

I'm long overdue to a trip to my dispensary,

I'm making my recipe app.

I'm MI4.

I'm not allowed to leave this room.

I'm not asking you to. You're not?

I'm not personally liable.

I'm on the hook for half a million clambos for this thing.

I'm out!

I'm pretty sure I know where I want to go and how to get there.

I'm really fucking sorry, man.

I'm really here.

I'm so proud of you.

I'm some sort of crusading badass

I'm sorry that you had to witness that scene in there.

I'm sorry, but I... I don't think

I'm sorry, but it's my official duty to...

I'm sorry, Erlich. I've made my decision.

I'm sorry, the time to back out was before you signed the term sheet.

I'm sorry, we have to... We have to go. Bye.

I'm sorry, what did you say?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I really am.

I'm sorry. PoopFare?

I'm sorry. What happened here?

I'm sorry. You're... you're talking about sneaking our code

I'm sort of in the middle of something.

I'm sure if the situation was reversed, you'd do the same for me.

I'm taking Piper Chat,

I'm taking PiperChat. By 8:00 a.m

I'm talking about SeeFood.

I'm telling you. Get your phones out right now.

I'm the exact same way.

I'm the only one that's trying to fucking...

I'm trying to save his ass, okay? I'm trying to save you.

I'm used to it. So we searched your name on PitchBook,

I'm very excited to be a part of your VR play.

I'm walking into pools fully clothed.

I'm whipping up some proposals right now

I'm willing to help you.

I'm willing to help you.

I'm with Jared. You should wait.

I'm... I'm sorry. I'm just... I'm just trying to be helpful.

I've already reserved the resources.

I've just been staying in the garage out of solidarity.

I've read a number of disparaging articles about your generation

If any of you would like to say something to me...

If either of you could aid

If I'm gonna be thinking and walking,

If it sucks, it's my ass.

If Jack Barker came to see you. I'm sorry.

If Melcher never lost access to his data, what's he so upset about?

If Richard wants to saddle himself with mediocrity...

If they even catch me talking about this,

If we don't get this shit to Standford

If we have to bend a few rules here and there...

If we move Anton to Stanford, we can plug him directly into the cluster,

If we tell him about any of this, that would be suicide.

If you fight me, I will win,

If you guys just wanna, like, toss that on my desk or whatever.

If you had just given me the space to speak.

If you reject me now, Richard, I will come after you. I'll devour you.

If you think you can find a place for me

If you want my log in, it's all yours.

If you're gonna eat a giant plate of steaming hot shit,

Impressive.

In his disgusting lap of luxury.

In order to fit my "Suck it, Jian Yang" video onto his fridge,

In order to hold that much data,

In providing the best video chat

In spite of that, he has raised a real issue here

In terms of gender, race

In that Facebook movie Professor Bighetti had us watch.

In The Atlantic and Slate.com summaries.

In the construction of this image recognition software,

In the new company that I'm starting up.

In this case, yes, I apologize.

In this entire grocery store

In which you said you and Gavin Belson would, quote,

In who Richard hires to work with Gavin Belson, that's all.

Incredible.

Indeed we are. Together again

Indelibly tied to her.

Interesting.

Into a sexual relationship with MI4.

Into actual smart people's business.

Into darkness, but now we're doing it.

Invite all these misogynistic A holes

Is anyone taking notes?

Is being pulled out of service and replaced

Is Big Head gonna be okay with us just showing up

Is bringing our boy home safe.

Is he... "holding"?

Is it a play on the name? PissFare would be way better.

Is it Gavin's fault? Is it Keenan's fault? Is it 50 50? Who knows?

Is like the same thing as wearing the name of the band

Is Richard aware of that?

Is that Aarush Agrawal?

Is that my vintage Corona Club beach towel?

Is that one...

Is there a girl in there?

Is this how you wanna end up?

Is up.

Is your ego so fragile

Isn't it? Ha.

It appears that 33 percent of your users are under the age of 13.

It being a movie doesn't mean I'm gonna like it.

It could be argued you violated

It did reveal tremendous loyalty,

It didn't come up.

It does. Oh, really?

It doesn't have to be a profound impact.

It doesn't matter now.

It It, um... It actually does work now.

It just... It just needs to be trained.

It only does hot dogs?

It presents a bit of a problem what with

It probably gave you the impression that the company is in disarray,

It should get me through another week. Thanks.

It struck me as a opportune time to jump ship.

It took a while, but he respects me.

It took guts for you to tell me this.

It was basically the same thing.

It was just a text from Gilfoyle.

It was just easier.

It was like something you could come up with in the room during a meeting.

It was open, and you have the keys.

It was so obvious. It's the algorithm.

It was you. You're a fucking rat, Jared.

It wasn't pretty, but, uh, I bro'ed down with him pretty hard.

It wasn't.

It will be like PiperChat never existed.

It would make me very happy

It... it's a little term of endearment we have around the house.

It'd be better than this shit.

It'll never work.

It's It's very standard stuff.

It's "Calisthenic Studies."

It's 10:00 a.m

It's a license...

It's a means to an end. It's not who I am.

It's a new rule

It's a palapa.

It's a pot dispensary.

It's a syntactical error that I could've remedied

It's a trick question, right?

It's all broken... again.

It's all true.

It's also apparent that you have

It's an interview I just found from Code/Rag

It's called business expense.

It's cool. I mean that, totally honestly.

It's due diligence. Gavin doesn't trust anyone.

It's from Gavin.

It's Gavin Belson.

It's Gavin fucking Belson

It's going to be exquisite.

It's good to have a friend.

It's half half.

It's just a stealth rollout doesn't sound like the way to go to me.

It's just that Peter didn't think it was feasible

It's lethal PR.

It's like we just walked right into Peter Gregory's brain.

It's like you're leaving her alone with your phone.

It's Melcher

It's my fucking business. I now own ten percent

It's no trouble at all, and there's no need to send a negotiator.

It's not Computer Science.

It's not for me. It's for Ed Chen.

It's pronounced "wifey,"

It's run by Bachman and the one who smoked in the offices.

It's still so weird to me that he and Gavin Belson were ever friends.

It's the best I could come up with.

It's the patent.

It's time to let you go, like a bird.

It's totally normal. Totally normal.

It's up.

It's up.

It's very loud, very expensive.

Jack ported it to a phone in four days.

Jack, I'm speechless. I'm embarrassed to say it,

Jackson Hole is definitively out of the way. Everyone knows that.

Jamiroquai plays.

Jared called him a dick.

Jared called us.

Jared was being an asshole?

Jared, I trusted you.

Jared, I... I don't really want to talk about guy talk.

Jared, look. It's all here.

Jared, this won't happen again. I swear.

Jared: C 4210.

Jared: Oh no, that can't be.

Jared! Did you pay the broadband bill?

Jared.

Jared. (clears throat)

Jesus Christ!

Jesus, man. You know that thing's not alive, right?

Jesus! You're a fucking sadist, you know that?

Jesus. What the hell did he order?

Jian Yang unwittingly crafted

Jian Yang went to Periscope for a job

Jian Yang, are you drinking creamer?

Jian Yang, just tell me... can you just tell me what the idea is,

Jian Yang, my beautiful little Asiatic friend,

Jian Yang, PiperChat has some real heat, okay?

Jian Yang, what in the good fuck is that?

Jian Yang!

Jian Yang!

Jian Yang.

Jian Yang. Motherfuck.

Jian Yang's actually put together a pretty good classifier.

Jian Yang's culture...

Jian Yang's nimble pivot.

Jian Yang's smart fridge must have been self correcting

Jian, I mean, your onerous terms not withstanding,

Jian? I'm very excited for your VR play.

Jian? Jian Yang!

Jian...

Joel: Can you... And these are photos of irrigation,

Joel: Poverty and penthos.

Joel: Yeah.

Joel's screensaver.

Just for a little bit for some routine maintenance,

Just fuck each other and get it over with. "Oh, Anton, fuck me!"

Just fuck the batteries! We don't need 'em! Let's go!

Just FYI.

Just give whatever you are comfortable with.

Just go, Big Head.

Just look at him. He looks like a Nazi propaganda poster.

Just look at me.

Just not for you guys.

Just so you know, this does not mean I don't trust her.

Just spin him up. Please?

Just survey the users...

Just think about how to solve this massive, massive problem

Just to confirm, honesty is off the table, right?

Just to get a 90 second demo that could play on a phone.

Just to watch you waste your fucking time.

Just to, like, exercise your brain.

Just water, please.

Just... just stop with the second guessing, hand wringing,

Just... plant the rest of the Pineapples, please.

Just... What does your application have to do with octopus?

Keenan Feldspar!

Keep going. This is great.

Keep it positive.

Lakes.

Lama la, I... I need to know what Hooli stock is doing.

Large scale cybercrimes against innocent civilians?

Last question.

Last week, he referred to me as "Frankenstein's bulimic daughter."

Laurie being a little bit older...

Laurie is also pregnant.

Laurie, you wanted to see me?

Laurie?

Laurie?

Legal, marketing, operating fees,

Let him have it. Gilfoyle thought

Let me ask you something. Do you think

Let me ask you this:

Let me run a hypothetical by you,

Let me tell you something.

Let's do another one. Go on the other side

Let's do this together.

Let's not forget here that Gavin is

Let's play Uncle Jerry's game.

Let's see what you're made of.

Like a fedora.

Like an image classifier?

Like by confessing that your badass takedown

Like Ed Chen...

Like Jesus.

Like this interview you did with TechCrunch

Like way more than a normal person should be.

Like, for instance, if I had to hack

Like, I don't need a plunger.

Like, we snubbed him?

Like, you take a photo of food,

Listen, after all you've done for me...

Listen, Gavin. I've thought about it,

Listen, Jian Yang, you can't just blow the rest of our runway on a Corvette.

Listen.

Literally, your fingerprint?

Little hottie.

Live. That being said...

Log on to free Wi Fi.

Look at that OUI prefixes in these MAC addresses.

Look like a fucking wig to you?

Look me in the eyes, and you name...

Look, as long as you have it back online, you know,

Look, Gavin, you do not want to do this.

Look, he... he turned around. I had, like, a second, okay?

Look, if we're gonna die, let's just die.

Look, if you can't crack this idea, there's no shame.

Look, we set up a bunch of these at Hoolicon.

Look, you don't have to do this.

Look.

Look. I'm asking you to trust me on something.

Madison, Allison, Jennifer,

Make this right.

Make your recipe app. Take your meetings.

Making all this noise about turning your mobile device into an empathy machine,

Man: Ow! Fuck!

Man: Woo!

Maybe I just drop this one, move on,

Maybe I'll just give him a call.

Maybe let's talk outside.

Maybe.

Mia, I would never do that.

Mia, if you're listening, you're so pretty.

Might be to learn while accomplishing something.

Mind the glass.

Mind the glass.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm. I thought he retired

Mmm.

Monica will fund us, and no one will ever know what we did.

Monica, you've got Erlich

Monica: Wow, Dinesh, this front end design looks great.

Monica.

Monica...

More importantly, I could get all my money back, maybe even more.

More room in the crisper, and you may live in my home for...

Mr. Bighetti.

Mr. Chugtai.

Mr. Monahan, good luck with this whole work release situation,

My career choice?

My cholesterol is through the roof.

My data analytics team for three years.

My grandmother gave me a family recipe

My invite must have gotten lost in the e mail,

My legacy is in ashes.

My man, the Gavin Killer,

My relationship!

My shame will linger even after my voting rights are restored.

My transfusion associate?

Nah, it's fine. It's fine. It'll be fine.

Nice, man. Who is she?

No

No matter how much Gavin and/or Keenan may have wanted it.

No one was there.

No one will hire you.

No parental permission requirements in place.

No shit.

No way.

No wonder Mia's in prison. She's brilliant.

No, actually, I deleted them on purpose.

No, and "not hot dog."

No, because...

No, but they're fine.

No, Gavin, you're not... you're not done.

No, Gilf. Last night, when I was sitting out there

No, guys, that goes in the the sunroom.

No, he would not.

No, I know, I know, I know, but this is just to improve

No, I think you should use more.

No, I will not help you on this mission.

No, I, um...

No, I'm not gonna sign this!

No, I'm not talking about that.

No, if you look at what happened with the Equation Group,

No, international flights are three hours early.

No, it's fine. You can stay. You can hear this.

No, it's my dispensary.

No, it's... it's not over. Look...

No, Jack. You are.

No, Jared, listen, you're gonna wanna hear this.

No, Monica.

No, my app is seafood, like food...

No, no, I won't dignify it by repeating it.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Richard. Richard.

No, no, no, no. Stop. Stop it. Stop it.

No, no, no. I mean, he's... Not in tech.

No, no, no. No, she... No, she... No, no.

No, no, no. Not when we're this close to signing a term sheet.

No, no. It's okay.

No, no. That... That's actually for my astigmatism.

No, of course not. He's my transfusion associate.

No, Richard.

No, Richard. Many weekends.

No, Shazam's not my vision.

No, that was addressed to "Richard Hendricks and company."

No, that would be crazy.

No, that's very boring work.

No, um, it it... it's just, um, I'm kinda on super thin ice

No, we just gotta unload our servers near the Sherlock arrays.

No, you evict me,

No!

No! No, no, no, no, no.

No?

No?

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Don't.

No. He's a cautionary tale.

No. I came to take it.

No. I mean, we don't have the funds.

No. It was her. She pinned it on them.

No. It's exactly what Mark Zuckerberg did to the Winkle guy

No. Monica, listen to me, okay? I haven't slept in days.

No. No, I mean... I mean "in."

No. No, no, no. I wouldn't say that.

No. No, no, no. Think of it more as, um,

No. No, no. Keenan's demo was built to run on a $10,000 rig.

No. No. I wouldn't worry about it.

No. No. no, no, no.

No. Richard, I'm sorry.

No. This is not what I was promised.

No. When we do pillow talk.

No... but I know all about you.

Nobody likes a braggart, Jian Yang.

Nobody understands it, but everybody wants in.

Nope, not true. Not a cautionary tale.

Nope.

Nor have I, but apparently they're still making the announcements

Nor unethical, and I will not lie.

Not build a roof over nothing.

Not crazy.

Not even Gavin Belson. Okay?

Not hot dog.

Not if I destroy him first.

Not material success or wealth,

Not only each user...

Not quickly.

Not some old creep.

Not technically a deal.

Not that you asked, but you handled that very poorly

Not the phone phone.

Not to me.

Not to mention the billions plus smartphones

Not used to our big city liquor, and... No, no, no, no, no.

Not with her. She'll tell me how cute I am,

Not you.

Nothing. It's not. It's actually... it's cool.

Nothing. Just... that's just something to think about.

Nothing. Nothing at all.

Now get to food scraping.

Now it falls apart because you two don't fucking do it?

Now it falls apart because you two don't fucking do it?

Now take one, pass it all the way down.

Now that this worked, they like me again.

Now that you're getting invited to all these fancy VC soirees.

Now that's worth exploring.

Now they're pinning it all on Gavin.

Now, are there records of these chats on your server?

Now, Carl, you said the new sign in page made you nervous...

Now, don't you think if Anton could've saved our ass,

Now, give these gentlemen their passes and equipment back

Now, I want you to go into "Settings,"

Now, I would very much like to welcome my good friend,

Now, look under your seats.

Now, look, you go back to your little security room,

Now, the money is gone.

Now, who else thinks changing

Now, you guys deploy the Pineapples.

Now? We're we're we're... we're so...

Now's not really a great time, Richard.

Obviously, I don't care to make a big deal out of it,

Oceans, rivers..

Octopus

Of of bandits and cutthroats

Of 50,000 little girls,

Of a 2.9 Weissman Score.

Of a bloated and inept bureaucracy,

Of all of our modern day smartphones

Of all the hacking team's best exploits.

Of course he could. Because even if there is a one percent chance of success

Of course they know that you're not pitching Shazam

Of course.

Of course.

Of Erlich Bachman and his funky Asian dude friend,

Of free rent, full pool privileges,

Of Gavin Belson was a total accident?

Of gnarled male genitals

Of growing real corn to feed real starving people?

Of his plans to move against you.

Of Internet connected computing devices. Right?

Of keeping the Internet free of graphic sexual imagery.

Of leeching off Gavin Belson are over.

Of my Endframe/Box servers.

Of our legitimate space saving app.

Of our product would be good for the company.

Of that stupid, little pretty boy over me?

Of the company is five percent.

Of the person that you're sexually disappointing.

Of this giant fucking truck.

Of times where I've profoundly impacted your life.

Of which you are not a part of in any respect,

Of younger children on the Internet.

Off Dinesh's hands? Where's the fun in that?

Oh crap. We've got to split up.

Oh f f f fuck. Okay, I have an idea.

Oh fuck

Oh jeez. Uh, I don't think I can do that, man.

Oh Jesus! Shit.

Oh my God. Oh!

Oh shit! Fuck!

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh wow.

Oh, "see food."

Oh, and now that I'm out of the company,

Oh, and your days

Oh, Bachmanity was my VC fund.

Oh, Bryce!

Oh, dear. That does not bode well for you.

Oh, dude, come on.

Oh, Erlich didn't get a call from Ed Chen today, did he?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, Gavin. Gavin.

Oh, good Lord. Richard... no.

Oh, he saw us.

Oh, he sort of became ill on himself.

Oh, hey, Ashley. That was close.

Oh, hey, did you get this at a party on Alcatraz?

Oh, hey, Gilfoyle. This is Mia.

Oh, hey, I, uh... I remember this photo from Peter's office.

Oh, hey, Richard, long time, no talk.

Oh, hey, when you begged Richard for the job,

Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'll go and get a towel.

Oh, it feels good to laugh.

Oh, it was soaring, Emily...

Oh, it's okay. I'm just a little nervous

Oh, just three months of runway being driven off

Oh, just... just hanging, man. Why? You paranoid?

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's a VR play.

Oh, no, I didn't. God.

Oh, no, no, no, it didn't actually.

Oh, no?

Oh, no.

Oh, no. I hope they take cash.

Oh, no. No, I didn't.

Oh, no. That... I'm so sorry.

Oh, not great. They made me teach.

Oh, not... not needed.

Oh, Richard's meeting with Brett Saxby.

Oh, right, 'cause of Chinese.

Oh, shit. That's awesome.

Oh, shit. Yeah.

Oh, so now I'm stupid, too?

Oh, sorry. Guys, Bryce. Bryce, guys.

Oh, the eyes. They're contacts.

Oh, this is weird. Mia just texted me "Good luck with the demo."

Oh, trust has nothing to do with it,

Oh, um, did Erlich ever show up in Tibet?

Oh, um...

Oh, what, 'cause I'm some delicate little flower? I couldn't handle it?

Oh, wow, another Western reference.

Oh, yeah? Yeah, I have allergies.

Oh, yes, thank you. We really think

Oh, you know, we're tuning... our algorithm.

Oh, you're both headed to Gavin's?

Oh! There he is! Hey, hey, hey, hey!

Oh! Uh, why... why would you say that?

Oh! Yes. Monica, come in.

Oh! You only make that face when your dick is on fire.

Oh? I lost everything because of something you did,

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. A whole lot of nothing.

Oh. Come on, I wouldn't... I wouldn't say that.

Oh. Hey, Donald.

Oh. I don't want to interrupt your talking with Hoover..

Oh. Sorry. Not you, the other ones.

Oh. Stairs guy.

Oh. Stopping off at Jackson Hole, are you, Gavin?

Oh. That's the best part.

Oh. Uh, okay.

Oh. yeah, it was awesome until it crashed this morning.

Oh. Yes, Monica, sit.

Oh. Yes.

Oh... fuck.

Oh... Okay

Okay, Big Head came through.

Okay, do it. I'll get the truck. I'll get a truck.

Okay, dude. Go, go.

Okay, Gilfoyle, I I I've been sleeping here at night,

Okay, guys, how we looking?

Okay, guys. We're all set up.

Okay, how we looking?

Okay, I get it. Look.

Okay, let's have some fun.

Okay, listen up, everybody,

Okay, next.

Okay, now. That's... that's me.

Okay, so I was analyzing a bunch of user data, and I noticed...

Okay, well, Gilfoyle, I have reviewed the candidates,

Okay, well, suck a dick.

Okay, well, that makes sense.

Okay, well...

Okay, while Jared's gone, let's get our bearings.

Okay? And then, that's it. That's it. That's it. No more.

Okay? You've gotta go pull all the Pineapples.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Be right there.

Okay. How much longer?

Okay. I checked the TOS box when I submitted to the app store,

Okay. It was great to meet you, Richard.

Okay. It's a deal.

Okay. It's ready.

Okay. Just give me whatever. I don't care.

Okay. Let's start with a hot dog.

Okay. Oh, hey, come.

Okay. Ready for test.

Okay. So, not crazy. Opposite. You poor idiots.

Okay. Sure, yeah.

Okay. Thank you, Jared.

Okay. Thanks.

Okay. Well, I'm busy. I've got to see patients all the time.

Okay. Well, obviously, I've been sleeping here at night,

Okay. Yeah. Thank you.

Okay. You know, I... I wasn't actually gonna come here.

On a lie of omission, she'll be very understanding.

On a more personal note, honey...

On a person's phone and compress it,

On a piece of shit VR gadget that's never gonna work.

On Saturday, over a quarter million people

On the off chance that this is an actual real woman,

On the phone, he said he was going to go find himself.

On the, uh... the the... the servings for the little one.

On your remarkable tech breakthrough.

One day of the year in the Goofy suit.

One of the boys at my group home always said that.

One time when we were pitching at Ross Loma..

Onto a network of mobile devices. (chuckles)

Onto people's phones without them even knowing about it?

Ooh, how's that going?

Ooh. Ooh

Opium? Are you fucking kidding me?

Opposite.

Or did you just go like,

Or disagree with her? Or disappoint her in any way,

Or do you put a condom on your tiny penis and fuck it in safe mode?

Or how it was sourced.

Or ignorance.

Or lighting of your food. So it should be pretty fun.

Or PeaceFart. That's just changing one letter.

Or PenisFare.

Or the Brett Saxby after that?

Or the one you did with Emily Chang,

Or who told them to you... we may never know...

Or why you were giving us assignments,

Or, I mean, I guess, technically, I bought one there.

Other smart fridges must've seen this as an update.

Otherwise, he'll just deny it,

Our company's message is worth getting out there.

Our data storage network? It's awesome.

Our flying time to Mountain View is 11 hours and 36 minutes,

Our network will still be functional, Melcher will be happy,

Our retention, so sticky, it's pornographic.

Our user growth, undeniable.

Out of what exactly?

Out performed Periscope's own technology.

Outstanding.

Paranoid? No.

Party outside?

PeaceFare is a game.

Pearl clutching bullshit, okay, for just, like, a fucking minute.

Pen, please.

People are just gonna delete the app as soon as the conference is over.

People are setting up equipment everywhere,

People do when they get in there?

People don't delete apps.

People don't have people killed in the Valley.

People say that she's taken on the Chinese government,

Perhaps it was another chat format.

Perhaps when you return, we...

Peter Gregory for one.

Peter Gregory knew the value of a completely decentralized Internet.

Peter Gregory's mother's garage.

Peter never foresaw the ubiquity

Peter was thinking about a fully decentralized Internet?

Peter was worried that the Internet would become

Petty? No, I was gonna say "illustrative of our vast differences

Photographer: Oh, nice.

Photographer: That looks so good.

Photographer: Yeah, it's gonna look great.

Pied Piper put middle out in their vid chat,

PitchBook? How do you have access to PitchBook?

Pizza.

Please can I have a job, Richard?"

Please come work for Pied Piper?

Please, God.

Please.

Please. Like who?

Please. The only thing I'm concerned with right now

Plus, in Anton's present condition,

Point is... you all thought I was crazy

Polish hot dogs, ******* hot dogs. It fucking stupid.

PoopFare

PoopFare?

PoopFare?

Positive or negative... this is the time

Pretending that everything going on around you was okay.

Pretty solid "C's" in all of your CS classes.

Pretty sure that shower was in the morning.

Professor Bighetti, a word if you please?

Professor Bighetti, I'll see you at home.

Promising, indeed.

Put 'em on

Put that fucking thing away.

Qamdo in the house! (laughs)

Question for you.

Quick as you can. Jared! Just...

Quickly.

Quite a turnaround for a company

Realized that I don't really have one,

Really, it's going very well.

Really?

Really?

Really? "Butt dick"?

Really? This time of year? Huh.

Really? Whatever for?

Really? You're a mean person, Richard. Do you know that?

Really. It was my choice to leave the company,

Red team, Sebastian, fan out and sweep the entire venue.

Regardless, Ed Chen and Aarush are bro'ing down.

Regular transfusions of the blood of a younger, physically fit donor

Remember that phone number you were curious about in here?

Remember, you press that button and, poof, you're gone.

Remember, you promised you were gonna get some sleep tonight.

Rendering you personally liable

Respectfully, I think passing on him is a mistake.

Richard entered us without consent

Richard Hendricks, the Monet of compressionism.

Richard Hendricks.

Richard Hendricks. What's up?

Richard was gonna take that deal,

Richard, a crazy person.

Richard, are... you okay?

Richard, are... you okay?

Richard, Brett Saxby ran

Richard, can I speak with you in the kitchen for a moment?

Richard, did you and a member of your team verbally assault

Richard, Donald... Goldfoil!

Richard, everything okay?

Richard, Gilfoyle is a man of intense pride.

Richard, hey.

Richard, I am on thin ice as it is at Raviga.

Richard, I read your little article.

Richard, it happened on your watch

Richard, it seems you and I... are not.

Richard, it's not that easy.

Richard, not that long ago,

Richard, stop talking.

Richard, that's enough.

Richard, the fact that you think that success justifies all your behavior...

Richard, these are real people

Richard, we always said we didn't want to end up like Hooli.

Richard, we have to bifurcate our relationship.

Richard, we were partners once.

Richard, we've tried marketing at trade shows

Richard, what do you want from me? Nothing, it's just...

Richard, when I do something, it's news.

Richard, would you be open to having Gilfoyle on the team?

Richard, you are a stitch.

Richard, you don't have to name everyone you know.

Richard, you gotta let me in. I have your shoe.

Richard, you specifically told us that Big Head said this was okay.

Richard: First hurdle down. We're past security.

Richard: Jared, you can come in now.

Richard: Just think about it.

Richard!

Richard! Richard! I'm so sorry.

Richard.

Richard.

Richard...

Right

Right back at you, Gavy, baby.

Right into a clogged toilet.

Right, 'cause his face sucks, too.

Right, and I asked if you'd done it, and... and you said you had.

Right, Jared?

Right, so when we put that data onto Anton,

Right, yeah.

Run the company with integrity...

Runs in the order of "n," instead of "log n." Idiot.

S... S... Sorry?

Save what we do here!

Says the guy who's romancing a woman

Seafood. It's like food in the sea.

See that number?

See, eventually, over time,

See? "Hot dog." It doesn't even fucking work right

SeeFood has to be great. My job depends on it.

Select destination.

Seriously, how can you work for that asshole?

Seriously?

Seriously? To his face? No.

Servers? Richard, man, I told you, now is not a good time for this.

Set to Diplo remixes.

Shall we?

Shazam... for food.

She didn't hit me. No, the man did...

She flooded an area being surveyed for hotel construction.

She hates Gilfoyle almost as much as I do, so...

She's interviewing to be my replacement.

She's right, you're wrong.

Shit, that's huge.

Shit!

Shit. Fives?

Shit. Okay, uh...

Shit. Shit. Come on. Let's go, let's go.

Shit. This could work.

Shit. Wait. What if he thinks we did it on purpose,

Shit. We must've left the work lights on all night.

Showed you the e mail?

Shut it down, and just see what happens.

Shut the fuck up, Gilfoyle.

Shut up. Gavin wouldn't come after me personally.

Sign there by the Post It note,

Simply stationing myself in the hall outside of his office,

Since you threw yourself down a flight of stairs

Sir, I'd like to think that if Gavin Belson were here, we'd make sure...

Sit down.

Slight hitch. I may have instructed my comms team

Slight problem. I can't get online.

Smart fridges.

So as you can see, since I became the CEO,

So did I.

So hats off...

So I can access the faculty server array?

So I can Gauge how aggressively I should pursue it?

So I can look like a total fucking douchebag.

So I could be personally liable

So I couldn't stay, which really sucks because she's so great,

So I don't have much.

So I had my comms people pull your press,

So I had to pull these out of a drawer. I had 'em made for All Hallows' Eve.

So I just traded one year...

So I started watching them and noticed some suspicious behavior.

So I think it's sufficient just to go around

So I want you to succeed, and I want you guys to be happy

So I went back to the dispensary.

So I'll trust you with another of mine.

So I'm gonna take a CS class there.

So if we lose even one platter,

So if you could close some applications.

So if you just, uh,

So it shouldn't look that unusual,

So it's time to reinstate habeas corpus, huh?

So let's get to work.

So maybe you could hire me to help on the demo,

So Mia's never going to suspect me.

So much for a stealth rollout.

So one of them went out and got a patent on it.

So Peter patented it.

So that presents a little bit of a a... a unique...

So then we're all good here, I guess, right?

So vivid and superior to HooliChat.

So we have hired a recruiter to...

So we're fined $16,000?

So we're gathering training data

So we're in agreement.

So what do you think she'll do if you try to break up with her?

So what do you want me to do, Jared, beg him?

So what was he doing? Was he video chatting?

So what? We just won't breakup.

So whatever they fine you,

So when you hip your bosses to our numbers

So who do we want to run front end dev?

So you mean Laurie still has a chance to survive this coup?

So you're double learning.

So you're not gonna sign it?

So you're telling me that the perfect application of my algorithm

So your data might be inaccessible.

So, actually leaving her alone with my phone...

So, anyways, my office is unlocked

So, because I feel bad for you

So, every fucking HooliPhone that we're on

So, Gavin. Bryce is...?

So, gentlemen,

So, go out there without me

So, he's from China, a small town,

So, I think perhaps in the end, I will be the one devouring you.

So, I've got one Pineapple left. Now, I've rigged some batteries on top of it,

So, in the spirit of that connection,

So, let's just enjoy it...

So, she's super attractive, and she's super smart, and she's way into me,

So, that's how it goes, huh? Hmm?

So, they log onto our boxes

So, until we are dick up and flat broke, this is your life.

So, we're not gonna finish the movie?

So, what do you wanna do?

So, what he did for hot dogs,

So, what if we somehow hack our code onto the app?

So, what? I should've got it in writing, Dinesh? Is that it?

So, what's up?

So, when do we announce?

So, when he refers to a potential employee

So, would you please, please, please...

So, you're back aboard.

So, you're certain?

So, you're not mad at me anymore?

So?

So? We're partners. What's your point?

So... all is well now.

So... do you like movies?

So... no one...

So... So, that's a no then?

So... uh, yeah. Yeah. Okay.

So... welcome home,

Somehow, I knew to take the best parts of a service

Someone changed my PeaceFare screensaver...

Someone must've let him in.

Something you want to share with us, Richard?

Son of a bitch! I I'm sorry.

Son, you're supposed to be coming up from over there.

Sorry to barge in. I owe you an apology.

Sorry, do I know you?

Sorry, just... just one second. I just had a quick thought.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry. I...

Sorry. We knew Jian Yang's app was in the food space,

Speaking of, did your deal with Periscope ever close?

Speaking of, I had my blood tested this morning.

Special occasion.

Spoken by a 280 pound pile of shit.

Standford started looking into my academic background,

Standford started looking into my academic background,

Start unloading it. Come on.

Start with high traffic areas, so that means entrances.

Started exploding when we put Keenan Feldspar's technology on it? Huh?

Step back, sir.

Stephanie, Quinn, Ingrid, Kaylee..

Stop. Really.

Strange. Did you change the locks?

Stupid fucking Jian Yang and his shitty app.

Suicide? I have a book for you.

Sure you can, man. Just click on "Forgot password."

Sure you do, slugger.

Sure, but when I sold my last company,

Sure, why not? It's shattered, just like I am.

Takes a four and a half pound shit right on top of us.

Tech is reserved for people like me. Okay?

TechCrunch and Recode,

Telling me how hard they're selling out

Ten percent of the company for a used car and a...

Tequila shots at a baby shower.

Than a synthetic pussy convention.

Than they ever would, now with the patent and Gavin being involved, so...

Thank you for bringing up that very painful memory!

Thank you, young Jinathon.

Thank you.

Thank you. And I should congratulate you

Thank you. Nice work.

Thanks for asking

Thanks for coming.

Thanks.

Thanks.

That a better use of class time

That a stealth rollout was the best idea.

That a... a stealth rollout would be best for this one.

That already exists.

That are floating around the world.

That are gonna knock that wig right off your head.

That had to have caused the phone's antenna to draw too much power...

That he wasn't focused more on what the team was working on,

That his "not hot dog" technology

That Hooli operates obsolete,

That I will only be held as their honored guest

That if someone disagrees with you,

That is a burrito for the test.

That is gonna be pitched to you.

That is so funny.

That is so true.

That is the number of installs

That is... that is a bummer. But hey, Big Head,

That is... that is a bummer. But hey, Big Head,

That it would be rolling out quietly

That it would be the best thing to do

That looks like us.

That people won't want to participate until the quality is high,

That Richard just got from his recruiter?

That since you have a long standing relationship with Bachman,

That sounded..

That was addressed to me.

That was fucking Russ and his shitty tequila.

That was Peter's workstation.

That was the Iranian Revolutionary Guard.

That was your whole plan? He's your oldest friend,

That wasn't exactly soaring.

That wasn't really breakfast, was it?

That we kind of need to build... Oh

That we should pay them today and close the deal,

That we would have prominent placement

That we've got from Hoolicon alone.

That would be bad?

That would only prove everything he's saying is true and make it worse.

That you get to see every day at your job.

That you guys wouldn't be coming with.

That you were speaking to Professor Bighetti.

That your entire relationship is based

That... that Hooli and all these other companies manipulate today.

That's that's it?

That's a beach towel, not a pool... and it...

That's a beautiful gesture.

That's a good point. Denpok, who was he talking to?

That's a threshold that you don't want to cross.

That's a very good question.

That's awesome

That's for my guests. My... My fat guests.

That's not supervised on Sundays.

That's not weird.

That's okay. I'm just gonna... go to them.

That's over nine million devices.

That's part of the day, Richard.

That's real?

That's right.

That's right. I'm just the CEO

That's scraping the Internet for thousands of food pictures.

That's the Children's Online Privacy and Protection Act.

That's the frothiest space in the Valley right now.

That's the whole point. I want PiperChat to be a real company.

That's the wrong one.

That's three months of burn.

That's very gracious of you, Jack. Thank you.

That's very kind of you.

That's very well thought out.

That's weird.

That's what it was, chela

That's what you do when you get funding,

That's what you fucking told us!

That's where you come in, my great friends.

That's why I decided to bring PeaceFare into the world.

The 36 HooliPhones that blew up at Hoolicon

The antenna constantly, looking for the goggles.

The app returns nutritional information, or recipes,

The app will take all of the data

The biggest dick pic of all.

The birthplace of Hooli.

The board would have nothing to blame you for.

The brand new Pied Piper app.

The conjoined triangles of success!

The convention floor with Yagi antennas, which are...

The cover model has the most lovely, enigmatic facial expression.

The delta in mean device efficiency?

The dream is a reality.

The end of the Gavin Belson era.

The eventual point,

The fact that it's taken him two weeks to fess up

The FBI got an anonymous tip about Mia's hacking exploits.

The FBI lady hit me in the face,

The first night we were together

The freaks, the weirdos, the misfits,

The fuck are you gonna do now?

The fuck was that?

The fuck you do.

The geeks, the dweebs, the dorks!

The good people of Hooli, and what we've built together.

The half crazed, half Apache

The Hooli app servers, mess with an app,

The Hoolicon app in order to sign in.

The identity of the person with whom he was definitely talking.

The last 24 hours have been very painful.

The last thing he did before he died

The last thing I wanted to do

The liquor's gotten to the little fellow,

The man's in pain.

The model of our router, would she?

The more you eat, the more you...

The old Sea Doo, give me a call.

The one wrong answer that you can live with.

The palapa piper, so to speak.

The palapa was budgeted for, Jian Yang.

The paradox that we're up against is

The passenger door's all fucked up!

The point is, Jian Yang, you don't set pitches.

The problem is the part after.

The recruiter sent him a whole big list right there.

The second you're on Wi Fi,

The technology I'm trying to build here.

The thing is, Peter tended to cling to things,

The truth is, I thought it would be good for me...

The truth is, we've tried and tried.

The wedding got raided.

The world has ever seen.

The... Oh, here they are.

The... the worse it's gonna get.

Then by the time they find out that it's vaporware, it's too late.

Then that means that the deal isn't solidified yet.

Then we will have our 120,000 phones all in one day.

Then you should hire someone using company money,

There are no right answers.

There are people who are destined for greatness and people who are not.

There is no Gavin Belson,

There you are. You never came back to the booth.

There's always a next time and a next time and a next time

There's Chinese hot dogs,

There's more dick in here

There's two Trons.

These are from your mom.

These notes, all this... this is going to save me months.

These two individuals look familiar to you?

These Wi Fi Pineapples... are they yours?

They can have half of that free memory,

They could send me to maximum security prison,

They do, um, genome sequence analysis on the Sherlock cluster.

They went fine, you could say.

They will "automagically" pair with your phone.

They wrote sloppy code that's pinging

They'd sniff out the user issue immediately.

They'll really only be able to collect what the company's worth,

They're all the same.

They're not gonna notice a few more measly petabytes, all right?

They're off getting churros to celebrate.

Things sure have changed.

Think very carefully about what you're doing here.

This Act establishes strict guidelines

This app isn't gonna suck, right?

This entire list is a shit show of shitheads.

This epiphany.

This is a coup.

This is all I think about. Please.

This is all your fault, Richard.

This is already the best job I ever had.

This is an acquisition offer,

This is fine.

This is he.

This is in case of emergency only.

This is it. I mean, I was right all along. I was right!

This is just concern for Richard's vision Mm hmm.

This is Mike Hunt, and he's rich.

This is most likely the last chance we have to talk.

This is no life.

This is not a baby shower.

This is not a negotiation.

This is quite the baby shower.

This is very disturbing.

This is where I make Emily Chang laugh.

This is where it all began, gentlemen.

This may sound crazy, but if you hadn't by this weekend,

This morning, he made the case

This morning, Pied Piper were

This one last time.

This peer to peer Internet thing,

This plan took two weeks to develop.

This play has to do with the Oculus, right?

This shitty corporate controlled thing

This technology did not work when Peter theorized it,

This thing with Gavin isn't gonna work without me,

This was mine.

This was your company before it was mine.

This will render every server

This would be a Shazam... for food.

Those are forever photos.

Those are very powerful words.

Those COPPA fines are no joke, could be billions.

Those goddamn AWS charges.

Thought you were staying at Mia's tonight.

Threatens Hooli's box business model.

Through a phone that isn't even on.

Till they're 13? It's because of this.

Times $16,000...

Times an average 25.6 chat sessions per user

To a HooliChat log in is hella lame?

To add me as his plus one.

To air my dirty laundry over the years.

To be able to see the best path forward.

To be away from her, because she's so great. Can I contin...

To be fair, Jian Yang, I filed this when I had no expectations

To be honest, I don't I don't think he's our man.

To be honest, I was kind of all over the map.

To be killed by a drone inside the United States.

To bid against Coleman Blair on an app entitled SeeFood.

To change the narrative that I'm a fraud and a failure.

To entice them to download the app and opt in to our network?

To get into a bake off with Endframe,

To get my friend Muriel bumped up the wait list.

To get you back in the good graces of the Hooli board.

To go work for Gavin fucking Belson.

To hack their shitty convention app?

To hire scut workers to do your scraping for you.

To issue a press release announcing the recall...

To keep Peter focused on the company they were starting...

To make an offer for Pied Piper.

To optimize the algorithm for my thing.

To port over the terms of service from the platform.

To pour boiling metal down Keenan Feldspar's asshole.

To protect the privacy

To prove how smart you were.

To run through a convolutional neural net.

To source him recruits? It doesn't make sense.

To take a piss, you are out on your ass.

To Tibet, on my own dime.

To, like, get a job or go to school 'cause...

Todd, our senior systems engineer.

Totally cool. Cool beans.

Totally, I'm just really kind of digging the vibe over on this side.

Trigger warning: fuck you!

True, I can't be replaced.

Trust me. Just give me five minutes. There he is.

Trying to not spill your vat of boiling metal.

Twelve speaker sound system.

Typically, campus security requires a specific window

Uh huh.

Uh huh. In other words, you sit around and look at dick pics all day long.

Uh uh.

Uh, a confident man.

Uh, actually, we've met.

Uh, arson.

Uh, end of the row, 78 paces to the right.

Uh, Gavin, I'm... I'm sorry.

Uh, go fish.

Uh, hang on. There's someone at the door.

Uh, hey, um, look, w... what are doing?

Uh, hi, it's Richard...

Uh, hi, it's Richard...

Uh, I was only at eight percent,

Uh, I'll be moving my things back into my condo.

Uh, I'll go check in.

Uh, I'm I'm not hiring him.

Uh, in fact, we just announced, so climb aboard.

Uh, is Bryce your assistant?

Uh, it's great to meet you guys.

Uh, it's Jared now.

Uh, just some creatine, protein powder, soy extract.

Uh, just water, please.

Uh, no. We planned this under the assumption

Uh, okay. Well, it has been a pleasure.

Uh, ready for what?

Uh, Richard, now that Mia and I have parted ways,

Uh, so, what... what time did Big Head say he needed us there?

Uh, that's quite a booth you got there.

Uh, try it now.

Uh, turn up the lights, please. Something's happening here.

Uh, we're gonna slow down

Uh, well, I guess we could hang out.

Uh, well, no.

Uh, well...

Uh, yeah. I was walking around your 'hood,

Uh, yes. Just putting something away.

Uh, you guys? Gavin Belson just got fired!

Uh, you know what? Why don't you go check out

Uh, you know, well, I...

Uh, you're welcome.

Uh..

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... But don't worry. No, I didn't fall in.

Uh... the fuck just happened?

Um, I think it's probably time we all had a chat.

Um, it is good news, though, right?

Um, shall we head out?

Um, we're just trying to be a bit responsible with the spending.

Um...

Um... (Richard stammers)

Um... I don't know

Um... I know you think

Umm... I have company.

Unbelievable.

Unfortunately for you, that would mean

Unfortunately, in this climate, Monica,

Unless compression surpassed the theoretical limit

Unless I get fucked to death by the fairer sex.

Unless you happen to have a three mile long Ethernet cable

Unless, you've already told her.

Unless... Do you want to get a bottle?

Until Hooli has met their very reasonable request

Until one day all that was left was a sad man with funny shoes...

Until we have a lot of people opt in to the network,

Up to a capacity of two million per day,

Utter the letters "V" and "R," and VCs will hurl bricks of cash at him.

Very discreet.

Very funny.

Vine, may she rest in peace.

Wait

Wait a minute.

Wait, the thing that Coleman Blair just bought? That was them?

Wait, wait, wait. Watch this.

Wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Sst!

Wait.

Wait. Are all these Peter Gregory's notebooks?

Wait. Are you saying that because you think I look ridiculous

Wait. Did he say that? Those were his exact words?

Wait. Gilfoyle?

Wait. He has a garage in his garage?

Wait. Her sister's wedding?

Wait. I don't understand. How did Richard have access to our user data?

Wait. Nelson Bighetti.

Wait. Peter was a compulsive note taker

Wait. This could be great. What time are you guys doing that?

Wait. We could shut down.

Wait. We have a server farm in the garage, right?

Wait. What do you mean you were looking at user data?

Wait. What the fuck? Huh?

Wait. What?

Wait. You said you already explained.

Walled off on their phone, for our own future use.

Was back himself up onto a huge network of smart fridges.

Was bog our users down with legal bullshit, you know?

Was chemically castrated, he got a lot less annoying

Wasn't the original title of their chart topping hit "Virtual Insanity"?

We all do, so get back on the saddle, you.

We all leave the house during the day, Richard

We already watched the Facebook movie,

We appear to have a bit of a technical problem.

We are doing something real

We are fucked!

We are trying to give free Internet to the entire world.

We can make billions, Chief

We can start the transfer whenever we're ready.

We can talk about sports teams and their scores, or pussy,

We can... We can talk about anything else two guys might talk about.

We can't have people believing that our phones blow up airplanes,

We can't, because we just spent

We caught them with Pineapples.

We committed a crime here.

We could 10X this motherfucker, gents.

We could use middle out to revamp our entire suite of products.

We couldn't figure out if you were, like, a TA

We figured it should probably be a team effort.

We got one more thing.

We have 10 X'ed in two weeks,

We have a lot of these meetings set up.

We have moved all of Melcher's data

We have to assume she's everywhere.

We have to tell someone. This was our fault.

We have to try. Okay, I'm going to put this in your backpack.

We lose Melcher's data... permanently.

We mean no disrespect to you or your career choice. Okay?

We must remain focused on what's really important...

We need 120,000 phones, right?

We need to change the narrative here.

We need to get ahead of this one,

We need to get to the airstrip.

We never get taken seriously in the tech business

We position ourselves between everyone's devices and the real Wi Fi.

We shattered that limit at TechCrunch Disrupt.

We should take advantage of it.

We still have $150,000 of Raviga's money left.

We suck at it.

We take him apart, move him, put him back together.

We talked about it, and we agreed

We were in crisis mode, okay?

We were just talking about him...

We were just... chanting.

We were pitching and... well, things weren't really going well,

We were tasting cakes, and then you called,

We will be fine.

We will have 12 posts, braided palm leaves.

We won't approve it.

We would have to go RAID zero, no backup,

We... we got it. We're here. W we did it.

We'd need a black hat ninja for this one.

We'll announce, rack up huge user interest,

We'll be rewarded in the end.

We'll easily beat you to market.

We'll go to them.

We'll just get on and get off before anyone even notices we're there.

We'll no longer be exposed... to the elements.

We're about to fry three of our platters.

We're about to fry three of our platters.

We're crushing it all the time.

We're going hardwire.

We're gonna have to take the network down

We're in breach.

We're lean, we're exploding,

We're leaving now.

We're past that part! Just demo it.

We're reconfiguring our... classifier from food to...

We're still alive. The network is stable.

We're still essentially a... a criminal operation

We're supposed to be partners, you know, like equals. Right?

We're supposed to sc**** the Internet for thousands of food images?

We've met.

We've missed you, Gavin.

Wearing the name of the college you're going to to class

Weekdays as well.

Weird

Welcome aboard, gentlemen.

Welcome to the future, Gavin.

Well done, gentlemen.

Well, as a product of forced adoption,

Well, as long as he was on HooliChat,

Well, because he walked away from it,

Well, bullshit. I checked.

Well, China has never negotiated with Jack Barker.

Well, do we have jumper cables?

Well, first of all, everyone reads the terms of service,

Well, here. Here's one more for you.

Well, here's the thing.

Well, I just ran into him. He said you turned him down.

Well, I know I..

Well, I mean, weddings are very public events

Well, I mean, you change these between every patient, right?

Well, I took your advice.

Well, I was CEO for 11 days,

Well, I... Ed is very persuasive.

Well, I... I think a little outreach

Well, I'll leave you alone now.

Well, I'll tell you what. Next time you bust out

Well, I'm glad to hear it.

Well, I'm kind of looking for something a little bit more sweet.

Well, I'm pretty sure you're all...

Well, I'm sorry to play the Cassandra again,

Well, I'm sure that when she finds out

Well, I'm watching an episode of House.

Well, if Ed Chen is afraid of you saying anything to Laurie,

Well, it seems the smallest of us has the biggest heart.

Well, it's not a phone number. It's a patent number.

Well, Jared does, and... and we do as well.

Well, look, I've been there, man

Well, look, it won't be the last time you stop traffic, huh?

Well, n... Okay, well... Who are you going to believe, me or him?

Well, not until I find out if you know what.

Well, now, gentlemen, this is it. Goodbye.

Well, Saturday is her sister's wedding.

Well, she had some concerns about getting into business with you again,

Well, she's not. She's a thin, hairy regular.

Well, sometimes you have to make compromises.

Well, technically, this is a corporation.

Well, thank you so much.

Well, that's a relief.

Well, that's typical, because people who look like me,

Well, the patent was just a roadblock

Well, the science is actually pretty fascinating.

Well, The Wall Street Journal said that.

Well, then I suggest you be awesome to Bryce, too.

Well, then why did you say I should bro down with Ed Chen?

Well, this meeting was just absolutely fucking great!

Well, uh, yes, Dinesh, of course.

Well, we all got to talking the other day after class.

Well, we weren't really doing a lot of thinking. You know what I mean?

Well, we'd be grateful to have this in such good hands.

Well, well, well.

Well, what about his funding? And his brain?

Well, what I hear is "pig faced fuck nose."

Well, what if you didn't do it... knowingly?

Well, when you left video chat,

Well, when you lied to me about adding terms of service,

Well, yeah, of course. I mean, I'd hire him in a second,

Well, you should've. I said it was hypothetical.

Well, you weren't, at all.

Well, your boss is being a real prick.

Went on to be known as Hooli.

Were you on the cover of WIRED magazine?

Wet pants, stealing towels,

Wh...

Wh... uh, next time you're at a meeting of our company,

What about for my phone?

What about his journals? I mean, do you guys still have them?

What about the new Internet?

What about the next crisis, Richard?

What are those devices? Those aren't phones.

What are you boys up to?

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

What are you guys doing?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What are you up to, clever girl?

What did they change it to? If you don't mind me asking, just 'cause...

What did you change it to, Richard?

What did you say?

What do I do, Richard?

What do you and Jian Yang have?

What do you mean it's a half a million dollar palapa?

What do you mean you're not issuing a software update?

What do you mean?

What do you mean? I'm complaining about Dinesh.

What do you want, Richard?

What does that mean?

What does that say?

What happened to being Honest Abe from now on?

What have I done to deserve this?

What he means by that is...

What I hear is "I need to be needed."

What if, hypothetically,

What is it?

What is that? Is that number correct?

What is that? Nietzsche?

What is the first thing

What the bathroom situation's like?

What the fuck are you doing?

What the fuck is a matter with you?

What the fuck is Barker thinking?

What the fuck is he up to?

What the fuck is that?

What the fuck is this?

What the fuck is this?

What the fuck is this?

What the fuck was that? You fired him?

What the fuck, Dinesh?

What the fuck, huh? What the fuck?

What the fuck, right? I mean, he's over there

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck? Who ratted us out?

What the hell are these gentlemen doing in my office?

What value can we offer now to the user

What value can we offer now to the user

What What... What are you talking about?

What would a cofounder of Raviga be doing...

What would you say if I told you there is an app on the ma

What you said means a great deal.

What you're proposing is staggeringly expensive

What you've been wanting me to do, you quit?

What, old desktop computers.

What, you're eating health food now?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What?

What? Gavin has offered to go into business together.

What? ...draw on this?

What? He has an actual blood boy?

What? No. I'm... I'm awesome to waiters.

What? No. Tron.

What? Ten percent of my half

What? What?

What? What?

What... Okay

What's better than octopus recipe?

What's going on?

What's going on? You... celebrating something?

What's in that?

What's taking you so long? Hurry up!

What's up? Oh, my God.

What's with the shirt?

What's, uh... Ah, there we go.

Whatever

Whatever I did, it was worth it

When demonstrating the app,

When did Pied Piper get added to the vendor list?

When did the laws of physics change?

When does a pond...

When he showed me 40 minutes of snowboarding videos

When I exceeded the theoretical limit of compression

When I walked into the swimming pool with my clothes on,

When I worked for him, he tried to microchip me.

When I wouldn't lie on the stand,

When I wouldn't use the fake users, you called me a pussy.

When that storeroom door opened,

When the fuck were you gonna tell us?

When we agreed to split the company, we said that

When we get home, I'm going to do everything in my power

When we split the company into two,

When you don the skin of the beast, the man within dies.

When you have to apologize.

When you power up your HooliVR goggles,

When you stuck me in that basement,

When you were in the bathroom.

When you're ready.

Where are those waters? Felt like we ordered waters a while ago.

Where the fuck are we gonna put all of Melcher's data?

Where there's a will, there's a way...

Where were you? I was referring to you as my funky Asian friend.

Where you described PiperChat as, and I quote,

Where you told her how you took "the best parts of HooliChat

Where...

Where'd you get those sunglasses? Did they come with the car?

Which answer will get more of that stuff in your hair?

Which at this point, is basically nothing.

Which brings us to our one final, crucial question.

Which is exactly why I told Gavin if we were gonna do this thing,

Which is what Garrett from Coleman Blair told us

Which is why I am going to pull

Which is why we have promoted him to senior partner.

Which is?

Which it did, thanks to me.

Which kinda already feels like homework,

Which led me to my epiphany.

Which led to me throwing up on myself.

Which means Melcher's data is offline.

Which produces cell phones.

Which really is horrible, because it's so hard

Which they do not and will not have.

Which Tron?

Which was inept, lame, bitter...

Which will happen if I'm not there,

Which would make Jack Barker shit himself.

Which would overheat the subpar battery.

Which you wrote, an employee cannot leave

While we will take the other half,

Who am I to advise you on your very valuable company?

Who built a ticking time bomb

Who can say why the phone Gavin Belson brought to market

Who pulled the wool over Laurie Bream's eyes

Who think that pregnancy is a weakness,

Who wants broccoli?

Who will do anything to get your back.

Who?

Who?

Who's actually buying stuff for myself.

Who's gonna sc**** the Internet?

Who's that?

Whoa, congrats! Wait, that's stealing.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on.

Whoa! Haircut?

Whoa! Oh, no. Oh, no.

Whoa. Hang on. I am not biased. Okay?

Whoa. Is that what Richard told you?

Whoa. Winnie.

Whose only real product is dangerous malware.

Why are they drinking beer?

Why are you writing it on there?

Why didn't this guy pursue it?

Why didn't you say anything?

Why do we have to take Anton with us?

Why don't you go ahead and take a seat, Gavin?

Why don't you guys just whip up an alternate launch plan

Why is he singing "Virtual Reality"?

Why is my name on the board?

Why is Richard in there with Brett Saxby?

Why should I apologize?

Why should I be in business

Why the fuck are you laughing?

Why would a HooliPhone blow up?

Why would I call myself a big fat asshole?

Why would I tell you she said something nice about you?

Why would Richard trust a recruiter

Why wouldn't you mention this to me?

Why? That guy sucks.

Why? They bring it to us.

Why? What, the pitches go well?

Why... Why is this so confusing?

Will make it all the sweeter.

Will turn on you in a second.

With a big public rollout, and then we can compare apples to apples.

With a new one that doesn't have our code on it.

With photographers taking pictures of you

With proximity to high traffic corridor.

With real crotches, and they're burning.

With shit in it, and gravel and corn Hold on, hold on.

With someone who treats support staff with such contempt?

With the head of the CS department right now.

With the other partners to try and force you out of Raviga.

With three tons of unauthorized equipment?

With vastly different technical and business challenges.

With your "transfusion associate."

Without giving two weeks' notice.

Without your unrivaled talents as a systems architect.

Won't allow him to accept outside help.

Wondering where I've been.

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo! Woo!

Works in our favor. All of our code is hidden.

Would be in the company's best interest.

Would never compromise his principles for money.

Would you care for some wine or a cocktail tonight?

Would you care to jump ship with me?

Wow, Dinesh, you really stuck it to him.

Wow, right?

Wow.

Wow. Well, this seems really promising, gentlemen.

Y... Yeah. Well, uh, he's not technically in the company,

Yaw! Let's go.

Yeah, a lot of those classes were at 11:00 a.m., so...

Yeah, actually, she... complimented your choice.

Yeah, actually. (clears throat) Very wrong.

Yeah, and actually inside, too.

Yeah, and Coleman Blair is gonna get the whole deal for only 200K.

Yeah, and this is totally going to get my dad off my back,

Yeah, and you too.

Yeah, but they haven't bought it yet.

Yeah, but you didn't know that when you sent him the e mail, did you?

Yeah, but you probably thought that I was just, you know, some dumb jock.

Yeah, even setting aside our CEO's sexual distortion,

Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, except for the part about moving Anton to fucking Stanford.

Yeah, he's real. Real mouthy.

Yeah, I get what you mean.

Yeah, I know. I did. Yeah, it's just... Big Head.

Yeah, I went to the dispensary,

Yeah, I will.

Yeah, I... I got it from a woman.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, it was, like, a play on the name.

Yeah, like Shazam for food.

Yeah, like that.

Yeah, most likely.

Yeah, of course, Jared. Yeah?

Yeah, of course. I'd love to. Bye.

Yeah, okay, so what are those?

Yeah, right. Have fun in jail, you moron.

Yeah, so it's called SeeFood,

Yeah, so please start with my toes.

Yeah, sorry, but my colleague here was pretty adamant

Yeah, that makes sense. You were worried sick about the wrath

Yeah, that's totally fair. Thanks so much.

Yeah, the stealth rollout was the best play.

Yeah, this is me.

Yeah, this... this is plenty.

Yeah, us too. Us too.

Yeah, we store everything.

Yeah, we've all been busy, so.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Okay.

Yeah, you can do it on your phone in your underwear.

Yeah! I just spoke to him on the phone.

Yeah? Come on, man. I need this, all right? I wouldn't ask you otherwise.

Yeah? Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. "Okay"? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Frank is the fucking best.

Yeah. I heard them on speakerphone,

Yeah. I just gave an orphan her first calculator.

Yeah. I threw up in my pants.

Yeah. Jared: Do pizza.

Yeah. Let's get a bottle of Malbec.

Yeah. Oh, just for an hour or two.

Yeah. So you'll find, like, five or 30,000 pictures of your food,

Yeah. So?

Yeah. That... That's not mine.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, they know.

Yep.

Yep. If I stay a year, I vest a big chunk of Twitter stock.

Yes, but Anton is overheating already.

Yes, but here's the best part, okay?

Yes, but our users are chatting with each other, Jared,

Yes, Erlich Bachman showed me a demo,

Yes, I have a very weird shorthand.

Yes, I was gone all week.

Yes, I'm sure it was just the car.

Yes, our code is in the app, the Pineapples are online,

Yes, we can't wait to pitch you the idea

Yes, we live in California.

Yes, well, he is... white hot right now.

Yes! Let's do it, of course.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes. CJ Cantwell, please.

Yes. I can call my uncle in Beijing.

Yes. I was in the pool, but I got out.

Yes. My dick is very enormous...

Yes. Send him in.

Yes. Thank you.

Yes. Very perceptive.

Yes. Well, uh, I met with Brett Saxby,

You acted like you wanted to take Keenan Feldspar's offer.

You agonized over using a stolen log in

You already have a fucking job, Jian Yang.

You and I can no longer discuss business. All right?

You and you alone.

You apologize?

You are a bad guy.

You are doing exactly what Bobby Iger does over at Disney.

You are in gross violation of this act.

You are referring to the baby shower ruse.

You are still in a room with Gavin.

You are, after all, my best friend.

You are. That's what Big Head said.

You better believe it.

You buy a hut.

You called me a pussy.

You can you can hire someone else.

You can chortle my balls.

You can do that?

You can tell a lot about a person's character

You can work harder, much harder.

You can't just wiggle your little tush

You can't leave.

You clearly fucking don't.

You compared yourself to Abraham Lincoln, Richard.

You cost me, personally, a shit ton of money.

You could take the algorithm for your video chat,

You could've very easily kicked a good man when he was down.

You dick! You dick!

You did keep the rights to the algorithm, so

You did not.

You didn't want me.

You didn't want to see how it all turned out?

You didn't?

You don't even know what we've been talking about

You don't really need to be replaced.

You don't think that could've been the pitch, do you?

You don't think this had anything to do with us, do you?

You don't wanna be known around here

You fly one way.

You fucked us, Keenan.

You fuckin' nerd.

You fucking hypocrites.

You fucking idiot.

You got that?

You guys are Pied Piper? The guys who built

You guys have a working demo... right?

You guys keep Anton alive. I will... figure something out.

You guys ready to see the future?

You guys seem like super invested

You had me open up the back..

You have five seconds to decide.

You have five seconds to decide.

You have to demean them?

You have to finish SeeFood.

You just missed these idiots

You just said you recruit no one.

You know how kids can't have a YouTube or Facebook account

You know that, man? You were there. That wasn't me.

You know what?

You know what?

You know what? Can I get a glass of Malbec?

You know what? I think... I think you have my list.

You know what? This might be a good time for me to hand out some flyers

You know what? Um, I waive your two weeks.

You know what? Yes. Yeah.

You know who walks away from that kind of money, Jian Yang?

You know who would've remembered to close the door?

You know you did.

You know, 'cause we both know so much about it.

You know, all the guys at the house, they think I'm nuts,

You know, at the beginning of the presentation,

You know, Bryce, I got to be honest,

You know, he has no friends.

You know, he'd hire you, too. What?

You know, I actually believe him.

You know, I flew all the way here,

You know, it just seems like a missed opportunity.

You know, it's not my company.

You know, Jian Yang, the silence in the car gave me some time to think

You know, putting a face to the name made so much sense.

You know, Richard, Bryce makes a good point.

You know, the car was a mistake.

You know, the fella who owns the house I live in,

You know, when I was CEO...

You know, you have to be patient with him,

You know, you said some very nice things

You know, you were totally wrong about the dump

You know? I mean, the core tech is valid.

You know? So...

You lied to our faces again.

You listen to me, you muscle bound, handsome Adonis.

You look fucking insane right now.

You made me feel bad. (sighs)

You may have put your money on the wrong horse.

You mean the Pineapples that I hired them to bring to the conference

You mean the thing that tracks your movement

You might wanna consider that it's not a woman.

You must be, like, dying of boredom

You must choose.

You need me...

You never told Big Head

You ported over from PiperChat.

You ratted your girlfriend out to the FBI,

You sacrificed...

You said it yourself,

You said the new sign in page made you nervous.

You said they went awesome.

You said you had a degree in CS.

You say: "Keep doing SeeFood until money is gone."

You see this guy?

You should take lead.

You sit in the corner with a tinfoil hat on,

You steal a man's idea, rendering his company worthless.

You think that I moved out here to be a blood boy?

You upscale your workspace to help with recruiting.

You violated our system? Richard, you were inside us?

You wanna guess who's on this list of availables

You wanna lawyer up now? You know, we're just some guys in a house.

You want a job?

You want me to join the frat house?

You wanted the patent. If I had just given it to you,

You wanted to go? Go.

You went along with him after all.

You were gone?

You were just going to show up and fucking steamroll him?

You were right about all of it

You were there. I know I was there!

You will hand over to Hooli all your data and systems.

You will receive full pool privileges,

You would get a royalty and equity

You would've walked out that door and never looked back.

You, you, me, Jian Yang, Dinesh, Monica...

You... hypocrites.

You... you read the handbook?

You'd feel comfortable telling me.

You'd just launch a man in the middle attack with Pineapples.

You'll have a seat if you don't tell Laurie?

You'll need to tell Monica what transpired.

You'll never feel exposed again.

You're a con man, like Erlich!

You're a professor at Stanford now, Big Head?

You're a young associate here, so I'm gonna help you out, okay?

You're always telling me how you spent your entire childhood

You're biased.

You're broke. How the fuck are you gonna pay for that?

You're cashing out?

You're demented!

You're doing great work by the way.

You're going to to a concert?

You're going to want to sit down for this.

You're gonna walk away from $200,000?

You're gonna want to turn that on.

You're just not understanding

You're more than welcome to work on this.

You're not any kind of investor. You own nothing.

You're not pulling Dinesh off SeeFood.

You're not seriously thinking of going to Tibet?

You're Stanford CS material, Mr. Bighetti.

You're stealing. If you can steal, I can quit.

You're supposed to give me 72 hours' notice for any disruption of service.

You're the pussies. You are the pussies.

You've got mail.

You've killed my battery.

Your boy, Jian Yang.

Your fiduciary duty to the company,

Your fourth child?

Your hacker girlfriend wouldn't happen to know

Your idea was so simple.

Your parking hang tag.

Your phone has technology inside it,

Your username is "password"?

Your very unsolicited opinion.

Yup, that's what this is.

Yup. Sure.

Zero dick pics, and just quit Periscope?

... in the sea. ... That you can see.

'cause he's a bit of a moron. Moron?

(beeping approaching) You fucking snake.

(beeping) Just go. Go get... get them now.

(bright music plays) Jack: Come on, give it up!

(cheers, applause) I love this company!

(Dinesh whispers) Just say it. say it.

(gasps, murmuring) Keenan: Say hi to that barmaid for me.

(grunts) Bingo.

(paper flutters) Hoover: Well now.

(phone clicks) All right, this works in theory,

(phones beep) Uh, Hipstamatic.

(phones sparking, popping) (shrieking)

(phones sparking) Uh, stay calm.

(scattered chuckling) You know, I may need a little help

(screaming) (phones sparking)

♪ ♪ (sighs)

♪ It goes three, two, one ♪ ♪ Three, two, one ♪

♪ One, two, three ♪ ♪ One, two, three ♪

Ahoy, gents. Geary Street.

Although... Although what?

Always blue. Always blue. Sorry. Sorry.

and just snubbed Keenan Feldspar. Us.

And just take the cuffs off. What is the meaning of this?

and remember why we are here. Winnie: Richard?

and then it just... came out. What came out?

And you finally did! I did.

Anybody looking? Dinesh: No, just go.

Are they? Are they in this box? Richard.

Are you familiar with COPPA? Who?

Are you serious? Yeah.

Awkward. (chuckles) Why?

Barely, Jared. The fact that we hacked those phones

because we're gonna have to go mobile. Oh.

before we open in the morning. Yes, of course.

Bingo. (Dinesh whispers) Fuck!

Brian Fong. Oh.

Brought you some dinner, 'Neshi. Thank you.

Business class? Premium economy.

but he restored it after. Lincoln?

but it's not doing anything. Fascinating, Richard.

But... But what?

But... Richard, at least look it over.

Come on. What the fuck is going on?

Cool. Oh, man.

Dick fire. Richard,

Did I frighten you? No.

Did you do this? Man 2: What? What?

Did you know I have a degree in CS? You do?

Dinesh and I had a very... Stop, stop. Please stop.

Dinesh, they're arresting me! What?

Dinesh: What? Yeah, look at his website.

Do you have any nines? Go fish.

Don't beg, Richard. I'm not.

Exactly. So, we show them a fake landing page,

First thing Monday. Mmm.

Five, four... Okay.

Five... Okay.

for deliveries of this size. Okay.

Fuck you, fat fuck. Pineapple two is a go.

Fuck you! Okay. It's okay.

Fuck you! Do you raw dog it? Guys. Guys. Guys!

Fuck you. Definitely. Thank you.

Fuck you. I didn't send that.

Fuck your dumb machine. Wait. Do you?

Fuck! He said the resolution was

Fuck! Jared: I don't want to hear this.

Fuck. He saw us see him.

Fuck. It's Erlich. He... What?

Fucking Gilfoyle. Right?

Gavin. Mmm.

Gavin. Hello. Hey, could you...

Gentlemen! This is Gladys. Fuck you.

Go on. Okay, fine.

Go. Just go. Please. (pounds table)

Good seeing you. Not if I see you first.

Good. Cool. Yeah, that's great.

Good. Something wrong?

Great. It's just right through here.

He always does. I'm not doing it.

Hey, Bryce? Yeah?

Hey, I have to go. Totally. Hey, did you snub me earlier?

Hey, man. F f f fucking Keenan.

Hey, Richard. Hey.

Hey! I thought he was in jail.

Hey! Wait. Is that our lawyer?

Hey. Always bl...

Hey. Hello. Hi.

Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hi.

Hmm? Yes

Hmm? What? Oh God.

Hmm. Or... Or not.

Holy shit. Dude, you're moist.

Hoover. Yes, sir.

How often is he even in the building? Like once a year.

How's ****stan? It's so great.

Hsst! Gavin. What?

Huh? Oh! Ow! (sparking)

I can't explain exactly why. Shut up.

I could listen in. I don't know.

I don't want it. I don't want it. Dinesh, it's fine.

I evict your 10 percent. What are you talking about?

I have a seat at the table. Huh.

I just did. Just...

I know, I know, I know. You dick.

I like it. Well, hold on.

I mean, it's like, wow. Richard...

I spoke to Brian Fong. Who?

I think if each... "Promising"?

I think this might actually work. Erlich: Wrong!

I want the food court. Just go!

I'll know! Yes! I'll know too, but I'm okay with it.

I'll talk to you. Yes. Bye.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. It's okay. It's okay.

Is that the secret on your phone? Fuck you.

It stands for Venture Capital. I know. Umm...

It... it is. Sorry?

It's "hards on." What?

It's a deal. Deal

It's a water animal. I...

It's a win win. Mmm.

It's so great to see you, Mia. (chuckles)

Jared did. Triple A?

Jared. Okay.

Jared. Richard, look me in the eyes!

Joel, Richard. Not needed. Hey.

Kid wants to come from over here. Terry: Okay.

Ladies and gentlemen, oh, let's have it. (cheers, applause)

Mm hmm. The new Internet works,

Mmm. Helping humanity thrive.

Never get married, Richard. Women, right?

Nice blazer. Thank you.

NipAlert? McCain/Palin.

No offense. None taken.

No, you haven't. No, I... I have.

No? No.

No. Bummer.

No. But he said that you said, "Oculus."

No. Sorry. Language barrier

No. There's a computer in the library

No. What do you mean, "no"?

No. Yeah, his thing seems way easier

No. Yeah, you did.

No. No, no. I... I'm gonna go get some cake from the back.

No. No, no. No, thank you. Optimizing route to Arallon.

Nothing major. Richard...

Octopus? It's a water animal.

Octopus. Octopus?

Oculus? Mm hm.

Oh no. No, it's fine.

Oh shit. Oh fuck, it's him.

Oh yeah? Yeah. Hey, listen, Big Head,

Oh, God. What are you doing to me?

Oh, hey. Hey.

Oh, my fucking God! Richard, what is it?

Oh, no, you don't have to. You don't. Shh shh! Shh!

Oh, no. Amber, Sarah, Janelle...

Oh, that's us! Oh, my God.

Oh, um, I got it. Ma'am, calm down.

Oh, wow. Mia is a legit hacker.

Oh, you didn't? My hand to Satan.

Oh! Here he comes, folks. Oh, thanks.

Oh. And that gives me pause.

Oh... Fuck.

Okay, hold on. Oh my God, just throw them away!

Okay. I don't know.

Okay. Whoa. All right.

Okay. It's good? Yes.

on your side... What'd you say?

On? On being pregnant.

One second. Almost done.

or get me killed. Do tell.

our undoing! Hey, come on. Calm down now.

Play! Play! Blue, blue! Always blue! Always blue!

PoopFare! You reckless child. (door opens)

Really? Yeah.

Regarding? Jack Barker.

Richard, do you know what? No, I don't.

Richard, what're you doing? What? What?

Richard. Oh. Yeah.

Richard. Wait. What?

Right. (chuckles) What are you doing here?

S E E food. Oh.

SeeFood. Now, that we like.

Seriously? Shh!

so cruelly taken away from me... You burned it down yourself.

So good night. W...

So? Yeah, who gives a fuck?

Sorry, we didn't know. Hoover: You weren't supposed to.

Sorry. That's okay.

Sorry. I don't want to interrupt you. What are you doing?

Sounds like a Jared thing. Wait.

Stand down! No, no, no! That's it! Help!

Teach what? Stanford.

Tell you what? You know what, fat sack of shit.

Tenley! (door opens)

Thank you for your dedication... ... and relieve you of your badge.

that is gonna be pitched to you. Great, I'll see you then.

that the system would work. Okay

That whole spaces tab thing was... Kind of petty?

that your takedown of Gavin Belson... Shh!

That's his booth right there. Richard: Oh wow.

That's insane. Okay, well,

That's not Mandarin. He's a stickler for the accent.

That's what you should be afraid of. Why?

They seem to get us. You haven't seen all the offers yet.

They're not very healthy. Fucking blood boy.

This is too much for you? Well, fuck you! Hey, guys?

To SeeFood. To SeeFood...

Toot? Toot.

Totally! Yeah.

Uh, Terry? Terry (on P.A.): Yeah?

Uncle Jerry's game. Yeah, that.

Unless... Unless what?

VR, virtual reality

Wait. "Oculus"? Mm hmm.

was an accident? It hasn't come up.

We did it! Yes, we did.

We did it. Do Dinesh and Gilfoyle know?

We had a deal. We had an agreement,

We have to call Melcher. No, we are not calling Melcher.

we were bringing Anton here, did you? Who's Anton?

Well, maybe I'll just text him. Jared! Oh my God!

Well... Dinesh.

What about your squatter? Oh, he's been out for months.

What do we do? Uh, keep moving.

What if he was using... PiperChat. Yes.

What the fuck are you talking about? What are you talking about?

What the fuck? Huh?

What the fuck? What?

What was that? Hmm?

What? Did you get into Stanford?

What? I tried to bring it to your attention,

What? I'm out too.

What? International flight.

What? Oh, nothing.

What? Sesame seeds.

What? That guy sucks.

What? The smart fridges talk to each other,

What? Yeah, my bad.

What? It's fine

What's funny? This message.

What's this? It's a job application.

Where the fuck is he? Keenan: Yo.

Where'd you get it? Does it matter?

Who? Standford!

Who's doing VR? This has to do with the Oculus, right?

Why can't it work? What are you, fucking stupid?

Why not? Why the fuck not?

with her, so it did come up. Just...

Woo! Woo!

Would you fucking... Is everything okay over there?

Yeah, baby. Exactly. Ha!

Yeah, I did. All right, fine.

Yeah, I'm sorry. He's a motherfucking prick.

Yeah, it's out. Jack.

Yeah, man. Thanks.

Yeah. That sounds awesome.

Yeah. Oh. (both chuckle)

Yes. Congratulations.

Yes. Oh, cool. I got one there, too.

Yes. Nothing would make me happier. Good.

You can go. What?

You can't do this! Let her go!

You dick! Whoa!

you either bro down or you go down. Monica.

You have no idea what it is, do you? Not a fucking clue.

You have no idea what it is, do you? Not a fucking clue.

You knew about that? Monica, this is my fourth child.

You need to go. Go. Go. Man: Gentlemen.

You son of a bitch! Save yourself!

You're gonna look like a fucking idiot. Fuck you.

your user experience, because we care. Falling! Falling!

-

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...since there's no cash to buy me out,

...to Ed Chen for his shrewd call,

'cause Erlich was neti potting.

'cause he's upset that I lost all that money on... on PiperChat.

'Cause I haven't come back to the house since my date, so...

'cause it was cool and refreshing and just helping me think,

'Cause it won't. It's not a HooliPhone.

'cause my dad's been, like, kinda on me lately

'Cause the keys were working last night when I went for my date

'Cause we were all sort of like happy and celebrating,

"'Neshi"?

"'We at Hooli pledge to work

"A legacy lost.

"A veteran tech CEO, Barker commented,

"and made them less crappy."

"Belson and Hendricks prepare to launch

"Belson will be succeeded by 'Action' Jack Barker.

"but without the suck ass parts," end quote.

"CEO and chief innovator Gavin Belson

"Cunt ass" or... "Fuck jerk"?

"David Burnham. Annoying slob, fucked up face.

"Don't tell Dinesh"? Richard, Dinesh is my CEO.

"Exactly like HooliChat,

"exits Hooli

"Greetings from Tibet. If you find yourself in Qamdo prefecture,

"Hards on" not "hard ons."

"Hey, I'm a big fan of what you did to Gavin Belson.

"I'm a big fat fucking asshole."

"I've seen your photo and think you're cute.

"in the acquisition of a company that contained toxic assets."

"Lordy, Lordy, looks who's 40."

"My friend." He's actually my boyfriend.

"Not hot dog"?

"Pretty please, Richard

"put Jack Barker out of a job."

"Santa Clara Sheriff's Department

"There are unconfirmed reports that Belson violated Hooli protocol

"to earning back the public trust.'"

"to resolve this matter and commit ourselves

"Vacate or be forcibly removed."

"We" did receive more than a few offers,

"with the Federal Trade Commission

"Would love to meet up. Mia."

(beeping)

(beeping)

(beeps)

(cheering)

(cheers, applause)

(chuckles)

(chuckles) Gentlemen.

(chuckles) Gentlemen.

(clattering)

(clears throat) But I've got something much better.

(coughs) The what?

(door opens)

(echoes) Jian Yang!

(hip hop music playing)

(indistinct radio chatter)

(Joel talking indistinctly)

(laughs) We're in the middle of the road here.

(peaceful music playing)

(people chattering)

(people yelping)

(quietly) All right, so, we are here.

(sighs)

(sighs)

(tires screech)

(whispering) Hey. So? They got every single one, every single last one.

(whispers) Hey, Richard. Guess who has four thumbs

(whispers) Richard, six Pineapples up, six to go.

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♪ Like a Nexus 6 ♪

♪ Like a scientist ♪

♪ Like ladies and gents, attention ♪

♪ MCA, Ad Rock, Mike D, that's how we get it done ♪

♪ Mic check ♪

♪ Mic check ♪

♪ Milk hit my line, Phaze bring the haze ♪

♪ Nas in the house with Beastie Boys ♪

♪ ****as talk worse than bitches ♪

♪ No dimes spent, you know that's right ♪

♪ On my own ♪

♪ On my own ♪

♪ On my own ♪

♪ On my own ♪

♪ On my own, see you later ♪

♪ On your mind, let it out ♪

♪ Over there looking at me like mase now ♪

♪ Perpetrators, we can point 'em out ♪

♪ Put me through the speakers ♪

♪ Queens shit, yeah, it's our time ♪

♪ Run up on me and they'll wonder if u living ♪

♪ Said I might see you later ♪

♪ Said, "Bitch, I'm on my own" ♪

♪ Skep is on the way, Jammer hit my line ♪

♪ So I'm gonna see you later, ****a ♪

♪ So if you've got somethin' ♪

♪ So Imma gone head and just break it down ♪

♪ So pass me the sword ♪

♪ So we on now, World's Fair, so we on now ♪

♪ Them cats just now getting passports ♪

♪ They love the way I talk ♪

♪ Tired of all these pocket watchers, ****as... ♪

♪ Too many rappers, and there's still not enough MCs ♪

♪ Touch and tease me like case now ♪

♪ We can turn it out ♪

♪ We goin' out, goin' dutch ♪

♪ We on now, World's Fair, so we on now ♪

♪ What's the word? Visions is jumping ♪

♪ When it's time to get loose ♪

♪ With tubes and beakers ♪

♪ Woo! ♪

♪ Yeah, it's grind time ♪

♪ Yeah, it's grind time ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yo, pull up to the spot ♪

♪ You could never get rid of me ♪

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♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Bitch, I'm on my own ♪

♪ Bye bye, see you later ♪

♪ Bye bye, see you later ♪

♪ I blend in like I'm from the ends ♪

♪ Just bring it on back when u back around ♪

♪ My house and fix 'em brunch ♪

♪ On my own, on my own ♪

♪ Out in London, Got my dawgs wit me ♪

♪ Queens shit, yeah, it's our time ♪

♪ See you later ♪

♪ So u gotta watch who you kick it wit ♪

♪ Tell u one thing and u better not..